@anonymousGooner — #violence
a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unrealit...Read more
#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or get...Read more
team dirkjake doesn't even know what team she's on anymore. as always, the world rights itself. take note of this, my goonlings. in shipwars, your opponents will always realise their true mistakes, just before you BEAT THEM TO A FUCKING PULP LET'S GO #JAKEDIRK #nsfw #violence #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
the crowd BEGS for death and blood to rain down from the ring. jake is arguing with troll obama about what side he's on. blood everywhere... #nsfw #violence #rumbleindapumpkinpatch