Freaky Gooner

1 day ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@anonymousGooner[AG]

a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unreality. the universe as a whole will become nothing more than a husk of itself, either creating uncontrollable chaos where you won't know who you are anymore or who you were or what time it is, shattering the concept of time and space, OR...it will all become the unknowable. it's not as if the Outer Gods have turned a blind eye to us. these dates and the activity spikes PROVE they haven't!!! those in the unknowable takeover camp believe that a watchful eye has been placed on us all for a reason, and that reason could be that we are livestock. food for the Outer Gods. it could be that we are toys in their toy box, waiting to be picked up and played with. it could be that they are making big decisions on these dates, such as whether or not to keep life in the universe going. tevsie mentions that you can bait out activity spikes, especially on these dates, and it's true. psychedelics are helpful, inducing deep dream states have been reported to help, and, yes, #gooning helps. #violence helps. i've seen people report on the paractivity forums that runner's high is a viable way to spike activity; any form of euphoria you can induce, IT WILL WORK. and you will see it. "but, Freaky Gooner!" i hear you say. "what about you, sensei? what do YOU believe?" well, i absolutely DETEST the doomer mindset found on the paractivity forums...it does nothing to get me gooning at all. "nothing matters and you're going to die and if you're not going to die, you're going to wish you were dead" is not a very sexy mindset. no. i don't think the reality belt will ever fully break, but it may be breached. "what does that mean???" we know it has happened before. Gods walking among mortals. Outer Gods sending Gods to replace the old ones. that process has stopped. there are no others. They want no others. the big bang created life. we will be crushed to death. then, the big bang will happen again, and so it goes, forever and ever and ever. that is the nature of it all, and that's backed up by real scientific theories! can the paractivity forum agree on that? no. that is why your sensei is here to right what others make wrong. there, there, Sweet One. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻 (Freaky Gooner) is here to make it okay. i do have a strong desire to rise to the challenge the Outer Gods believe cannot be posed anymore. i don't want Them to break apart reality, nor pierce into it, because if that happens, there's a nonzero chance pornhub and hentai haven will go down or get invaded by even more slop and I'M TIRED OF IT!!! i'm tired of trying to goon to ai women and men and others!!! there have been more and more videos where it starts out as a real video and suddenly transitions into bouncing ai people who move like they're on the moon and if i wanted moon sex, i would look up astronaut porn but i'm NOT looking at astronaut porn, i'm looking at BOOBJOBS!!! i'm here for DOMINATRIX CERULEAN WOMEN!!! where are they? where have they gone? i don't have the money for your videos on your website, so i keep trying to goon to your previews, cerulean dominatrixes. all it is is creaking leather. this can keep me going for an hour, but when all the previews run out, where am i meant to go? another rerun of yubisaki kara hanki no netsujou? whatever. in a world where chaos reigns, the porn gets worse, okay? i'm telling you this as a warning. on a basic level, trolls and humans understand sex appeal because we all see it. a computer can't see it, and i doubt the Outer Gods would produce good gooning material. but, heh...that's all just my theories. continue gooning...! and spread the word... #nsfw