#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or gets kicked directly in the chest and takes it without a second thought. sometimes, it is enough to know you supported your senpai, and his three other cohorts. and then at the end, he wields the yaoi paddle and spanks jake silly, the guy with the absolute fattest ass known to man. and then, a clown punches him right in the face. dirkjake. jakedirk. #theyswitch. the person i became tonight is a person i will get back in touch with, but will never be, because the memory will never achieve the same rush as being here tonight. already, we are looking at this match with a sense of nostalgia yet unknown. i will never be over this. now, i must return to my cave. i have work to do...i must Goon. #nsfw #violence #yourkohaiiswaiting #gooning #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
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