#theyswitch
#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or get...Read more
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/Q3JMZX5Q/IMAGE.PNG NOBODY COULD HAVE PREDICTED. THIS COLOSSAL TWIST. #RUMBLE @TIMAEUSTESTIFIED#0414 @GOLGOTHASTERROR #SHIPPINGWAR #SHIPPINGPEACEDEAL #THEYSWITCH!
#theyswitch (n0 such thing), #rankmaidwins (two f0rce matrimony)