#yourkohaiiswatching
the nasty truth is this, Goon Bunnies: you don't even know what i look like. there are people on this website that think i have a nearly 5 foot long bulge, but have never seen it. have never seen ME. tell me, Freaky Rabbits, what is my blood colour? and where do i live? what planet am i on? what colony am i part of? i could be your boyfriend. i could be your girlfriend. i could be your kismesis, moirail, third leaf, or matesprit. you wouldn't know. don't be so quick to judge... #yourkohaiiswatching #ThisIsntADirkPost #ButIMissHimAndThinkAboutHimAllTheTime. #DirkComeHome. #YourKohaiMissesYou.
DIRK JUST GOT FLIPPED BY ERIDAN! #YOURKOHAIISWATCHING #GETUP #PLEASEGODGETUP #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #five-more-oil-balloons-are-on-their-way-senpai
he's so strong he's manhandling opponents outside his weight bracket. you couldn't fathom what posts are coming out about this. i'm already making a gooning playlist. #yourkohaiiswatching #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #iloveyoudirk #yourkohaiiswaiting