#dirkcomehome

Freaky Gooner

1 week ago

@anonymousGooner[AG]

the nasty truth is this, Goon Bunnies: you don't even know what i look like. there are people on this website that think i have a nearly 5 foot long bulge, but have never seen it. have never seen ME. tell me, Freaky Rabbits, what is my blood colour? and where do i live? what planet am i on? what colony am i part of? i could be your boyfriend. i could be your girlfriend. i could be your kismesis, moirail, third leaf, or matesprit. you wouldn't know. don't be so quick to judge... #yourkohaiiswatching #ThisIsntADirkPost #ButIMissHimAndThinkAboutHimAllTheTime. #DirkComeHome. #YourKohaiMissesYou.