Freaky Gooner
@anonymousGooner
you know what i'm here for.
muehehehe...
W GOONS.
fuck. fuck. fuck. i have to lay low. Goo kings. we're not safe here. follow me to the Goon Lair.
SHIT. *GOONLINGS. I WANT NO GOO KINGS UNDER THIS CHITT!!!
#idea-stealing-kink #miscommunication #rpf #toxic-yaoi #orange #nsfw RPF RULES!!! don't share with the original people!!! don't like don't read!!! ORANGE FIC. THERE WILL BE NO PART 2. make that if you want that... heh... Freak, Out. ------------------------------------------- zabrak's pusher pounded with jealousy and hatred as he saw the chitts flow in. cronus' ask box, always full to bursting of inquisitive and dashing askers, was overflowing once again. "are you having another movie night?" he responded affirmatively, and detailed the plans. no. this would not stand. HE would not let this stand. zabrak's prongs were faster than his pan and he posted the chitt without warning. he was already out the door and into the fading night before he could see cronus' response because he just didn't care. he needed this guy gone. NOW. to steal the wind from his sails was a death sentence. meanwhile, smoking on his balcony, cronus fiddled with his palmhusk, which let out the melodic sounds of crooners and jazz as rain fell. a fog had rolled in, creating a moody, humid atmosphere. how he wished to have someone to kiss and fondle. chasing spider webs and fat tail was leading him nowhere, and he was getting even more desperate than usual. suddenly, the front door slammed as it was kicked down. he turned, but he was too late. with incredible speed, zabrak smashed through the glass doors and pounced on cronus. the metal bars dug into his backside, ringing with the impact. his pack of marlboro reds shot out of his pocket and down to the ground, but he couldn't lament this loss just yet. "YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!" zabrak screamed, grabbing cronus by his popped collar. coy as ever, cronus chuckled and asked, "whaddya mean...baby?" with a curious smoulder on his face. through his white shirt, zabrak could feel his pusher running like a racebuggy, his entire body tense like he was prepared to run at any moment. "shut up." zabrak punched him across his face, knocking the cigarette out of his mouth. cronus paused in that position, letting out a held breath before turning back to him. the violet mark on the side of his face looked like it belonged there the whole time. so perfect. NO!!! this was for movie night. THIS WAS FOR HIS FRIENDS!!! zabrak went for another punch, but it landed somewhere else instead of his face. cronus had caught his fist in his hand all smooth like. "g-ghk! how...?!" "heh," cronus said, "nobody...puts me in the corner..." over his palmhusk speakers, troll peggy lee started playing. slowly, cronus reached up to zabraks hair, solid hands cradling the back of his crown, then gripping a fistful of hair. zabrak was frozen in shock. the rain kept falling. "you're invited to movie night," he whispered, moving in. "anytime, baby." zabrak's face flushed purple before he wrenched himself away from the seadweller. "n-no! i...i have a matespirit!" "then hate me. you have a place in your pusher for that." "i can't keep doing this." zabrak rushed out, glass crunching under his shoes as he left. cronus slumped down to the ground, letting out a laugh. he fished through his sylladex for the second box of marlboros and lit another cigarette. just another lonely night... but for just a moment... maybe... there could have been one less lonely boy...
X @abjectDetermination yo someone’s being weird about you x
@casanovaArmada I'm going to assume this is about you.
this is hell.
first time i hawve no vwords. damn.
Lmao??? I got fanfic now? L3t2 fucking go
You’re officially famous.
not bad, not bad at all.
whack lmfao
aaas... the Freaky Gooner... it is my SWORN DUTY. to stand before the feed and say that complaints about untagged porn are fair and true. any naysayers talking about sensitive snowflakes and wrigglers and pixels know not what they say... would you like to be exposed to freak shit you arent 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 (freaky) about? would you like a bulge pic sent your way from a stranger... i say no... always strive to be an #EthicalGooner and respect others and their wishes or you may be removed from the circlejerk... or worse... The Orgy. heh... #SomeOfYouDontDeserveNook #OrBulge #nsfw
Thank you for weighing in on this matter, it really helps to see an eckspert inVolVed.
i'm glad my word could be taken so seriously... heh... sometimes i think i only post for my Goonlings and not for the greater gooning field...! of which i want to break into............. #GoonUniversity
Wese gôt a ping frôm the #EthicaŁGôôner tag... This ain't what wese was expectin', but wese suppôse wese agreese.
i'll always appreciate y'all. you confused goons. you beautiful two. Leave me behind you. You can't be brought here. Thisi ns't a place of honour I Am No Ethical Goon, not compared to you two. Be free.................
Tch. ôneuh these nights wese'ŁŁ recŁaim ôur wôrd, then where'ŁŁ yôuse be? Maybe "gôônin'" wiŁŁ becôme "prôspectin'" ôr sômethin'.
FORTY-TWO?! #creamfest
c< MHM! aNd He KNOws HOw 2 use it! >c
c< Hes really fucKiN gOOd witH it >c
it seems as though many did not know this was an orgy... i have kept tabs on it since it was first announced. sad Goonless Rabbits saunter into traps and lose their legs... in other news, i have much to write about cream and piping... heh... #creamfest
muehehehe...
being forced to look at an advertisement... unable to escape no matter what you do... running lap after lap on your computer to avoid it, only to wind right back where you started... at the homepage... boxed in by ads... forcing others to look at an advertisement and imagining their unending rage... to be the ring leader in their hatemance... keep downloading ad blockers... my ads don't care... there's no way out, Minotaur... Heh... #advertisement-kink #nsfw
THIS IS. A CHITT.
Huh.
Well THATS new
This is a new ⚣ne f⚣r me i'm n⚣t g⚣nna lie. Thank y⚣u f⚣r br⚣adening my h⚣riz⚣ns
## 7here's a kink for 7ha7??????? Ac7ually, why am I even asking. Of COURSE 7here is.
many like to goon, but do not like the gooner... much to consider... #nsfw
six hour orgy... hhnnnnhhhhhgggghhhh #nsfw #MamaLikes
you may be surprised but i DESPISE... the trend of Dommy Men. i think if you are to "dominate" as a man, take it to LoL or the battlefield. read some troll aristotle... many of you lack the mental fortitude to not go face down rump up for these so called Dommy Men... heh... if you are to get Sexual as a man, perhaps consider taking it like one and by "it" i mean... heh... #nsfw
you may certainly try... just know many will be damned by this action... muehehe...
the nasty truth is this, Goon Bunnies: you don't even know what i look like. there are people on this website that think i have a nearly 5 foot long bulge, but have never seen it. have never seen ME. tell me, Freaky Rabbits, what is my blood colour? and where do i live? what planet am i on? what colony am i part of? i could be your boyfriend. i could be your girlfriend. i could be your kismesis, moirail, third leaf, or matesprit. you wouldn't know. don't be so quick to judge... #yourkohaiiswatching #ThisIsntADirkPost #ButIMissHimAndThinkAboutHimAllTheTime. #DirkComeHome. #YourKohaiMissesYou.
muehehehe...
a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unreality. the universe as a whole will become nothing more than a husk of itself, either creating uncontrollable chaos where you won't know who you are anymore or who you were or what time it is, shattering the concept of time and space, OR...it will all become the unknowable. it's not as if the Outer Gods have turned a blind eye to us. these dates and the activity spikes PROVE they haven't!!! those in the unknowable takeover camp believe that a watchful eye has been placed on us all for a reason, and that reason could be that we are livestock. food for the Outer Gods. it could be that we are toys in their toy box, waiting to be picked up and played with. it could be that they are making big decisions on these dates, such as whether or not to keep life in the universe going. tevsie mentions that you can bait out activity spikes, especially on these dates, and it's true. psychedelics are helpful, inducing deep dream states have been reported to help, and, yes, #gooning helps. #violence helps. i've seen people report on the paractivity forums that runner's high is a viable way to spike activity; any form of euphoria you can induce, IT WILL WORK. and you will see it. "but, Freaky Gooner!" i hear you say. "what about you, sensei? what do YOU believe?" well, i absolutely DETEST the doomer mindset found on the paractivity forums...it does nothing to get me gooning at all. "nothing matters and you're going to die and if you're not going to die, you're going to wish you were dead" is not a very sexy mindset. no. i don't think the reality belt will ever fully break, but it may be breached. "what does that mean???" we know it has happened before. Gods walking among mortals. Outer Gods sending Gods to replace the old ones. that process has stopped. there are no others. They want no others. the big bang created life. we will be crushed to death. then, the big bang will happen again, and so it goes, forever and ever and ever. that is the nature of it all, and that's backed up by real scientific theories! can the paractivity forum agree on that? no. that is why your sensei is here to right what others make wrong. there, there, Sweet One. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻 (Freaky Gooner) is here to make it okay. i do have a strong desire to rise to the challenge the Outer Gods believe cannot be posed anymore. i don't want Them to break apart reality, nor pierce into it, because if that happens, there's a nonzero chance pornhub and hentai haven will go down or get invaded by even more slop and I'M TIRED OF IT!!! i'm tired of trying to goon to ai women and men and others!!! there have been more and more videos where it starts out as a real video and suddenly transitions into bouncing ai people who move like they're on the moon and if i wanted moon sex, i would look up astronaut porn but i'm NOT looking at astronaut porn, i'm looking at BOOBJOBS!!! i'm here for DOMINATRIX CERULEAN WOMEN!!! where are they? where have they gone? i don't have the money for your videos on your website, so i keep trying to goon to your previews, cerulean dominatrixes. all it is is creaking leather. this can keep me going for an hour, but when all the previews run out, where am i meant to go? another rerun of yubisaki kara hanki no netsujou? whatever. in a world where chaos reigns, the porn gets worse, okay? i'm telling you this as a warning. on a basic level, trolls and humans understand sex appeal because we all see it. a computer can't see it, and i doubt the Outer Gods would produce good gooning material. but, heh...that's all just my theories. continue gooning...! and spread the word... #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your perspective on this topic is so nice to hear Freaky-san!!! ╰┈➤ WWW.hile 𝙸 have some argumentation against it 𝙸 www.ould never www.ant to shame your goons! ╰┈➤ Thank you for spread.ing the gospel!!! @0,@
please...my page is one of discussion, and i hold many opinions the paractivity forums would hate to be faced with...heh...
my absence has been felt. i can feel the shockwaves across chittr at my radio silence. even though i am masterful at gooning, it can't pay bills. even a senpai such as i must put my labor out on the market for mere coin...(i have a job and i need money in order to live 〒▽〒) but don't worry, my foolish puppies. my goonlings. i have been studying in the hypnosis/clicker mines and my skills have been honed to a seriously sharp point. prepare, Goonlings... #GoonIsComing... #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ FREAKY GOONER FREAKY GOONER DM ME DM ME DM ME FREAKY GOONER @~,,,@
And here I thought you'd actually gone and gooned too far, shedding flesh and descending to a different plane of reality.
i would never leave this plane of reality while you are here...! #yourkohaiiswatching
nothing makes me happier than learning from my #sensei... #nsfw #yourkohaiiswaiting https://file.garden/ZW_zdjBJky9JVrGZ/senpai.png
#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or gets kicked directly in the chest and takes it without a second thought. sometimes, it is enough to know you supported your senpai, and his three other cohorts. and then at the end, he wields the yaoi paddle and spanks jake silly, the guy with the absolute fattest ass known to man. and then, a clown punches him right in the face. dirkjake. jakedirk. #theyswitch. the person i became tonight is a person i will get back in touch with, but will never be, because the memory will never achieve the same rush as being here tonight. already, we are looking at this match with a sense of nostalgia yet unknown. i will never be over this. now, i must return to my cave. i have work to do...i must Goon. #nsfw #violence #yourkohaiiswaiting #gooning #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
You're learning.
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ohmygodthey're alll tiouching all over jakes' ass #nsfw #gooning #close #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
THEY'RE 69ING IN THE RING!!! #JAKEGAM #BULGETOFACEX2-MOBIUS-DOUBLE-REACHAROUND #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch