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lowk need to be fucked and treated like a puppy in a room full of people. maybe ill be able to attend one of those sicknastysunday thing's and hopefully have that happen once gmans finished his universe-teleporty-machine thing in like.. 2? 3? week's? #nsfw

if a puppythey be givin someone a thighjob is it called a haunchjob much to think about anyway lowk pathetically fucking my own thigh's rn #nsfw
D--->When the lowb100d nook so good it got you rethinking your beliefs. #nsfw

hhhi... im. durbknk rn bbut i ggot aa tjtinkg tto day. i jjjusudbt bbroke tthi.. timeleijes reecoford on moost bulglge taaken. ttotok.. 60 uncnches oorraly ffrom @titanicVWertigo!!!! ssuxck it davwae aand kaarrkat! gog... i lvwoe #sicknastysunday i ggoot ffucoed. ththreeefofld #substance #nsfwv
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ORRY NOT!!! ╰┈➤ Tevsie has figured it out

I would like to be absolutely folded in half. I should stretch more for flexibility purposes. #nsfw

so. kinda horny. need to knot someone. everyone knows the drill. volunteers. men. women. warning about the bites before. dont get mad i end up markin you. #nsfw
https://i.p⧃stimg.cc/TYTY21W9/image-2⧃26-⧃7-⧃7-⧃346⧃77⧃6.png SIIIGH G⧃⧃D TIMES
Any song recs before I head out. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/bike.png

༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Me too! I wanna go rumblespheres too! #nsfw ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ hddps://cgn.imggchest.com/files/313043663bec.pngg ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

i should bring the maid outfit to the next #sicknastysunday as well if it ends up in me getting as much action as i did tonight #nsfw

2:21 AM THEY ARE HUMPING EACHOTHER TO ASSERT DOMINANCE AND A FRIEND IS TAKING PICTURES #NSFW
It was a dream come true to appear in #Jackass: Best and Last with the gang we all know and love. Catch me in #RobotRectalExam, giving it to Steve-O the way @timaeusTestified#0414 wishes he could. In theaters now.

lowk rutting against a pillow rn while still high that shit hit's different #justkarmathings #nsfw #substance

Whoever says that they wouldn't fuck themself, meaning that they wouldn't a8solutely smash the FUCK out of either a clone of themself or an altern8 version of themself? They're lying, don't 8elieve them.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 try to see the goons in almost everyth.ing because life isso magical

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Bathwww.ater isn't good enough 𝙸'm sell.ing my spit

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Put dat in.comprehension on da line

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Tevsie loves you https:DD

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i miss(seeing(people conspiracyposting() on the dash)); // days long drought; everything is(yearning);

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Okay nowww. everyone let's put our bulges awww.ay let's talk about the destabilization of the conscious .exeistence and it's fragility and actually oooughhhh @~,,,@ no let's get our bulges back out

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Tevsie has a date in the www.oods www.ith a masked stranger @^@"

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your perspective on this topic is so nice to hear Freaky-san!!! ╰┈➤ WWW.hile 𝙸 have some argumentation against it 𝙸 www.ould never www.ant to shame your goons! ╰┈➤ Thank you for spread.ing the gospel!!! @0,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸n the n.exet video 𝙸'll be naked 𝙸 promise @0,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.ill be dropp.ing a .commission tonight 𝙸'm so .execited about @~,,,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤

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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ AAAAA!!!!!!! FREAKY GOONER!!!!!!!! @*∆,,,@ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 AM SO GRATEFUL WWW.E SHARE THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS ╰┈➤ OUR SOULS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CLOSE TO COLLABORAT𝙸ON

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ -- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link to a video. Onlyfans..com/autoclicker 𝙸t's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as followww.s... Tevsie, a troll www.ith swww.irled arrowww. horns, medium length hair and www.hite bangs sits in front of a camera, her face is obscured by blue swww.irled glasses and a bright indigo medical mask. She hesitantly www.aves to the camera and starts talk.ing, her voice is deeper than you might .exepect. "Hello! Uhm... Uhhh..." Her hands .come together as she fidgets www.ith them. "𝙸 actually don't k-knowww. www.hat 𝙸 www.as go.ing to do www.ith this. Uhm... Hello..!" There's a moment of silence as she idly stares at the camera, continu.ing to stim www.ith her hands. "SO!" And nowww. www.e're back to fluid motion, putt.ing their hands up and www.av.ing again. "𝙸'm probably supposed to get naked nowww.! 𝙸'm not do.ing that! Yet! 𝙸t's really important to me that 𝙸 tell you about my... my..." A visible drool mark is noticable through the medical mask. "MY! ROLE! 𝙸n the grand play!" She clears her throat, mov.ing out of the www.ay to showww. a chalkboard behind her. The entire board is www.ritten in some cryptic fashion, the letters are all jumbled, some sort of cipher. "These are the layers of the vastness. WWW.e are here." She points to a drawww..ing of a galaxy. "This is .comprehensive space." Mov.ing her hand to a blank area on the board she takes a moment to breathe. "Here is the reality belt, www.e're generally protected from interference due to this reality belt in www.hich www.hat www.e believe is reality stays... Uhm... Functional." Turn.ing back to the camera, she starts to rant. "The reality belt is actually quite flimsy! 𝙸t's uhm... Oddly unstable actually? 𝙸t's currently the summer season of this swww.eep, it's 6/8... 4/13 and 6/12 are some sort of special dates? The activity on these dates are off the charts, reports of reality distortion are high. You can check that out on the paractivity forums. 𝙸t's been in high discussion especially as www.e roll closer to the 12th. But the www.eakness of the reality belt can be manifested through other means! Substances are .common, people report hallucinations about the www.orld end.ing, their faces melt.ing off and be.ing possessed by someth.ing unknowww.n." Tevsie pulls out a clipboard, showww..ing it to the camera and www.ait.ing for it to focus in. "My favorite, of course, is the practice of goon.ing. Hard degenerate behavior. Spawww.n.ing in so much corrupt energy that someth.ing be.comes fascinated www.ith your .exeistence. As you can see, these are my goon.ing stats. Every half hour, every day, every night. 𝙸 don't get much sleep and some of this is due to my lack of soper slime usage www.hich 𝙸 find very important to my personal www.eaken.ing of the reality belt." She puts the clipboard dowww.n, focus.ing on the chalkboard behind her once more. "Nowww. this." She points to drawww..ings of... 𝙸t's just scribbles. "The unknowww.able. The furthest r.ing. The part of reality www.here they keep the lost and struggle to remember the found. They have started to f.orget us." "There www.ere historical periods www.here Gods roamed planets, the evidence www.as alwww.ays clear, the Outer Gods have stopped send.ing their spawww.n to save us. 𝙸 believe this started around the birth of the second industrial .compl.exe. WWW.e have out growww.n our humanity and think of ourselves as divine." "This is www.hy goon.ing is so important for contact.ing the Elder Gods. Return.ing to noth.ing but base desires, pure degeneracy. 𝙸t let's them knowww. you're beneath them." "𝙸 believe the time to contact them is nowww.. 𝙸 have recently been awww.arded a sign for my participation. My hallwww.ay has .exetended itself by half of an inch." 𝙸t seems Tevsie's glasses have fogged up. "𝙸 believe the celestial 𝙸 have swww.ooned is Lady Distance of the Vort.exe Menagerie. She is a keeper of the damned, the concept of memory bubbles www.as harolded in her title. She has the opportunity to save us from our mundane suffer.ing and plunge us into divine chaos and pleasure that the universe requires for prosperity." The drool.ing in Tevsie's mask gets to be too much, so she removes it, showww..ing off buck teeth and many pierc.ings. "𝙸 am to be her vessel of first contact. 𝙸 hope. Fuck 𝙸 hope." She squirms www.here she sits, drool.ing even more. "The universe www.e inhabit is lackluster. Degenerate your pride and be.come the animal they desire." Tevsie smiles a crooked smile and makes a heart www.ith her thumb and pointer f.inger before the video ends.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Religion is a vessel of depravity @~,,,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ #WWW.omen𝙸nGoon.ing

https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.

And here I thought you'd actually gone and gooned too far, shedding flesh and descending to a different plane of reality.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ FREAKY GOONER FREAKY GOONER DM ME DM ME DM ME FREAKY GOONER @~,,,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Pplbhhppressss more buttons @anonymousGooner @~,,,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Thankyou for 40 followww.ers 𝙸 may or may not open an onlyfans in 10 more schröd.inger's onlyfans

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸f 𝙸 www.as a dentist 𝙸'd getso horny

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸f 𝙸 #BulgePost people www.illget jealous @~,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Keep post.ing about thebavkrooms 𝙸'm goo.ing to cum

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Does anyone knowww. if www.e're allowww.ed

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Every time you post about the backrooms 𝙸 get so .execited 𝙸 blue screen @~,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ WWW.hen the backroomsis out on pirat.ing sites 𝙸'll give everyone a goon reviewww. 𝙸 don't www.ant to go outside to www.atch itpeople www.ill see me @~,@"

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can't help but notice howww. hatred of the lowww.er castes sneaks into every conversation #ThoughtGoon.ing

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 haven't thought of the post yet sorry

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Kissme NOWWW.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 200 swww.eep old fuchsia got me see.ing stars #Bleed.ingOut

Yyyaoi.

If I get to 15k before I wake up next, uhm. I don't know. Maybe I will do something special. Hive tour...? Maybe??? Hff. I don't know...

If yöu’re actually naked pöst pics ör it didnt happen #nsfw

This is the sexxxiest gun yöure ever gunna see, ladies an gents (nö pun intended) But göd the things id dö... #nsfw #nsfwe #gun https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7öGLUPzsR/a49fb3ca11fe62154d1f9f2364b0bc0c~3.jpg
yEaH Im hItTiNg tHe dEeP EnD NoW,,,, gOt mY LeGs tIeD Up wItH TwO MaSsIvE DiLdOs oCcUpYiNg bOtH Of mY HoLeS WhIlE Im bUsY SqUiRmInG On tHe fLoOr lIkE A BrOkEn tOy,,,,, tRyInG To tHiNk oF HoW To aLsO TiE Up mY ArMs bUt tHe lAcK Of fReE SpAcE In mY StOmAcH AnD GuTs rIgHt nOw iS PrEvEnTiNg aNy nOrMaL CoGnItIvE FuNcTiOn,,,,,, #nSfW
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You're learning.
anyway. 1 need to get 1nto more yur1 muscle theater. maybe that’ll cure me

clearly you all enjoyed shrimp wwith the wwimps but are you ready to dine on lobster wwith the monsters #rumble #yaoi #rankbait https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ This is kinda pathetic. ]
neverm1nd, #hecoughed

@golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1ea4d8c10f2.png

@caligulasAquarium @golgothasTerror @terminallyCapricious#2753 #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/464d8dd0344b.png

@terminallyCapricious#2753 @caligulasAquarium #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/405e732f4313.png

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0684f809eb94.gif #rumble #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #rankbait #yaoi #imcoming #cww-flashing @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror

IT WAS A TIE. #MAIDVSMAID WAS A TIE GUYS I SWEAR IT'S NOT #COPIUM IT WAS A TIE

#rumble #rumblenight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/613e0471d470.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

@caligulasAquarium #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/826489d5e3a1.png

#rumble #rumblenight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be557e5415e2.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

@golgothasTerror @handMaid @archiveAddict #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76bcdc0879f3.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

⊹₊˚{ theyre doing WHAT to his gills in the ring????? }*o*{ #rumblenight }˚₊⊹ ࣪
#RuMbLeInDaPuMpKiNpAtCh
https://msparp.chat/rum8leindapumpkinpatch Megido Madness has ended, it's time for the MAIN EVENT TO COMMENCE. #rum8leindapumpkinpatch #yaoi #dirkjake #imcoming

SILENT RECHITT.
I think #rubmlleindapumpkinpatch might be llewd. #nsfw. Good heavens.

Nah. I've got a show to run. Maybe you've heard?

You might want to get a second opinion from a licensed optometrist about the whole not needing glasses thing, because your armchair psychoanalyzing could use some work.
onmfnmffgg dose who kmow eeeeee !!! {x8_3 (datz nmy mose bleedimg btw)
myoooo inm mot a rabbit }:3 you are da silly nmethimks onmgg but u r genius momedaless i will be thimkimgs om this for da mext wipe light bulb !!!
onmfg askshfjfkdl idk kmo who ur talkim about but this is soooo tru i thimk wat if dis dork guy rite hez a bossy omega eeeeee dat mite be wat dey call peaks!!! {x33

Mx. freak i need you to form your most hardboiled attacks.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ No longer have to pee #Pee.ingUpdates

Aye aye...

...wardrobe malfunCtion into flashin6 it Confidently? o◡o

anygwhere the wind bloooowwwsss https://i.ibb.co/v6RwW8n5/d3298610-a6b9-45cf-bd5a-b115814e2dce.png #suggestive #lyricposting #substance
RAWR!Shout out to @featherbeastOpponent for absolutely HANGING bulge. Not to mention that Goldblood x2 boost. Couldn't really get both in at the same time but I WILL be prepping to try again xoxo #nsfwXD!!!!!!

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ My bulge 10in and thick as hell this www.hy bitches b on it @~,@ ╰┈➤ Fat, pervy and kind of nerdy btwww. if you even care

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am 5'9 because of the #Accident do not mind my height www.hat matters is my 10in bulge, fat tits, round belly and kind nerdful heart @~,@

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Soul merg.ing applications open.ing soon #𝙸ts10inBtwww.

either that was a misplaCed hashta6 or i'm suddenly very interested.

...is your *hei6ht* 4'9? why's that uh, why's that nsfw..?
XD<[7' 1" w1th an 8 1nch bulge] XD<[1 usually bottom but someone sa1d people should post bulge length and who am 1 to deny the wants of the people. or whatever #nsfw]

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ WWW.ho cares about your height post bulge length @~,@

ssoft domss are actually sso............. tthe low warm tone of voice and tthe teassing way tthey assk for your verbal conssent... ssay u want it, puppy.... au au.... #nssfw #nssfwe

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am banned from the local bookhives for cumm.ing on the tell tale heart @_@
>>| .if .only there was someone who could rip my nook... #nsfw #hornyposting

girl PLEASE just read house a leaves and jerk off to it #nsfw
Feelin' FRESH after my first SHOWER in my new hive~ So I'll be reeeeal generous to all you early night CHITTRBUGS and give you a little PRESENT~ From the SEXIEST GIRL ON ALTERNIA to YOU~ 'Cause I'm so GODDAMN GENEROUS~ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d24d20094983.png

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ YESSS ╰┈➤ YASSS ╰┈➤ THANK YOU FREAKY GOONER ╰┈➤ 𝙸 LOVE YOU FREAKY GOONER ╰┈➤ FREAKY GOONER 𝙸 LOVE YOU ╰┈➤ 𝙸 FORFE𝙸T MY MORTAL POSSESS𝙸ONS AT YOUR GOON𝙸NG ALTER FREAKY GOONER ╰┈➤ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ╰┈➤ 𝙸 HAVE A TOTAL NOSE BLEED ╰┈➤ @'''∆,,,@"""

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 love you freaky gooner 𝙸 hopethis reaches you

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #AskTheDivinelyPoisoned ╰┈➤ @autoClicker asks "Tevsie 𝙸www.ant to fuck you so bad" ╰┈➤ Ooogghhhhhh clonefuvk.ing @∆,@ https://forms.gle/F9eGzM5Arsisfwww.4WWW.7
>>| now .i'm having .a craving desire to be stuffed to the brim with lots .of bone bulges. #nsfw #hornyposting
you ever pail yourself while crying? unDDerra♀eDD

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 failed #GoonSobriety @~,,,@
themis: vixtra you're so cool katchi: vixtra you're right i SHOULD shut the fuck up. heres 100 caegers for your troubles. cinikins: vixtra you really vvould be tvvilight sparkle in my little hoofbeast tevsie: i love hovv great your advice is FREAKY GOONER: GOOON!!!!!!!!!!! GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of my friends and me: O_O #nsfvv-mention

if I'm not at leasst a little afraid tthen we're not having good ssex. #nssfw #nssfwe
i nEeD SoMe iNcReDiBlY FaT BuLgE TeRrOrIzInG AlL Of mY HoLeS At tHe mOmEnT, i’m nOt gOnNa lIe,,,, As mUcH As iT Is mE BeInG NeEdY, iT’S AlSo mE NeEdInG CaSh dEsPeRaTeLy bUt aT ThE SaMe tImE I DuNnO,,,,, #nSfW
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა hnghh ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა thinking of one of those big highbloods tying me up and keeping me within easy reach to use as a pailtoy ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა just them reaching for me would have me unsheathing and either begging them to hurry up or to stop depending on how much they've already used me ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #nsfwe #noncon to be safe Ი𐑼
RAWR!High-key needy af rn.. Any guys with a bulge bigger than my torso online? I'm willing to risk it. #nsfwXD!!!!!!

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.HAT 𝙸S A TWWW.𝙸NK
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა hmhnghh thinking about taking two bulges at once ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა maybe while one of the people pailing me holds my bulge to my abdomen so I can't use it myself and have to rely on how they take their pleasure instead ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა I think that would fix me #nsfw #nsfwe to be sure Ი𐑼
the anticipation of being around a troll with a commanding presence . . . or even a horrifying aura . . . your bulbs locked on their every move, tracking them as your pusher pounds out of your chest very little scares me anymore . . . but if you can find the way to get me like this around you??? it’s fucking *addictive* to be around an unpredictable troll, one i cannot expect the next move of one whose pan is so complex, i can try to pick apart yet never find the start of the string to unravel it i want to see nothing in a troll’s eyes but the sadistic satisfaction that i’ve been completely and utterly left blind-sided . . . >///> #nsfwe #horror -ish

hand on my throat. #nsfw

[ Anonymous asked: Do it clap? #nsfw @curiousClowder Count your hours. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e5eca8a33a5.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1bfa5ab66d70.png https://forms.gle/Vg7mUfKqWeJz7ej67 #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]

i think its rathr rude that iM a sWitch When truly My deepest desires it to be licking boots ... i Would apologize for absolutely being roWdy today but i cant help iiit #nsfW

[ Anonymous Asked: do it jiggle #nsfw Kill yourself. https://forms.gle/VEzzib1gn8zJAqbYA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/efc264941f4f.png #suicidebaiting #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]

[ Anonymous Asked: Do it pinch? #nsfw Shut up. https://forms.gle/VEzzib1gn8zJAqbYA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/218bf67f5096.png #ASKALLIEDMASTERCOMPUTER ]

soMe tits big ones for your enjoyMent <3 (ALSO A REMINDER i aM single and all quads are eMpty!!! ;P flirting encouraged ) #nsfW https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5887.png

(staring at your bulge) Can I pet that dawg? #nsfw @carcinoGeneticist#2942
⋆⭒˚.⋆ Hello. ♡ I have a few terms I am not familiar with I have encountered on this site and I would like to inquire on their meaning. - "Yaoi" - "X-ray" - "Mosque" - "Socrates" - "Ampora" Thank you for your time. ⋆°•☁︎⋆

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Obliterated my bulge in my .computer fan again @~,@
⋆⭒˚.⋆ I break into the hive, I walk up next to the recuperacoon and drag you out of it. I drown you river. Slowly and painfully. ⋆°•☁︎⋆
i giggle darkly. "heh. yeah............." i smirk, my eyes givwving you the smoulder. "i'll be gooning to it for the rest of my afterlife............... kitten.............." i hold onto you tightly, "you're so small and dainty and cute, girl....................."
this isn't autism. this is genius. #me. #swvag. #yolo. #mental-health-awvareness. #wvoke. #single.
showving off my awvesome wvriting. hope you ladies like it. POV. you havwve just wvoken up next to me in our recuperacoon. i yawvn quietly like a kitten, and wvrap my big, strong arms around you. i kiss your neck, afterwvards. "good morning, sunshine." i say to you, deeply in my sleepy morning vwvoice. wvhat do you do next?

mhmmhghmm
hey. eyes up here on this account, kitten. ignore those other alternates of me. they aren’t as hip or sexy as i am. #nsfwv. #please god. #wvhimpers. #meenah please i am begging you PLEASE don’t talk to the cronus wvith the muscles or i am actually going to do it this time. #suicide. #single.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Mommy lusus and daddy lusus are fight.ing and they're go.ingto send me to www.ar @_@ https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Screenshot_20260519-154610~2.png
i have the gooner on call vvith me rn and he is lovvcharliekirkuenly freaking me out ^_^
⋆⭒˚.⋆ Why do you stain this site with your presence in all of it's nooks and crannies? ⋆°•☁︎⋆

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. #K.inglyRequests ╰┈➤ @otariideificCirquit says "can u www.rite me makin out www. www.hatever monster type u think is my vibe idk u the master here #knowww..ingmyplace" ╰┈➤ You are far too www.himsical for the monsters 𝙸 usually think about so instead www.e www.ill travel over to the www.orld of the fae ╰┈➤ 𝙸 see an elf in your future ╰┈➤ Tall... slender... feminine for our standards but the peak of masculine appeal for his kind ╰┈➤ He's enamored by your height, your build ╰┈➤ He has to knowww. more about your life and your hobbies your skills for nowww. his life feels so mundane nowww. that you've entered ╰┈➤ You're spoil.ing his divinity www.ith your slobbish troll www.ays and he's obsessed www.ith it ╰┈➤ He's less in tune www.ith nature, you keep him from the moonlight he needs to thrive ╰┈➤ Eventually he'll lose his magic all together, he'll age in the www.ay us normal mortals do ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's not so terrible, the endless pleasures he'd indulged before are no more but nowww. he has yours ╰┈➤ He's taken over your hive, your life, your friend group ╰┈➤ He's lost his www.ay .completely, it infuriates you, you start to hate him ╰┈➤ You can't stand your reflected corruption ╰┈➤ 𝙸t disgusts you ╰┈➤ He's confused ╰┈➤ 𝙸s this not www.hat you www.anted? https://forms.gle/F9eGzM5Arsisfwww.4WWW.7

ting!
⋆⭒˚.⋆ For you - and you know who you are - there is hope for you. There can be purpose in these urges and feelings. They can mean something, make something, be something. Yet you waste it. You needn't. Gooning is a disease, a sickness, a fever that no medication can relief except inner peace. There is no cure. Just a pathetic end. Stop gooning. Close GoonHub, take a deep breath. Stop this nonsense - this game of virtual enamoration with a fleeting feeling. Breathe, forgive yourself - take the right path. The path off the Goon, the path OF inner peace. I love you. #nsfw #antigoon #trollgooningepidemic #stopgooning ⋆°•☁︎⋆
⋆⭒˚.⋆ https://media.tenor.com/qe4xby_ZXUwAAAAe/oogway.png ⋆°•☁︎⋆
⋆⭒˚.⋆ You have no more seed. You have no more to give. I bet that thing doesn't even move when aroused anymore. You have nothing for you are nothing. You put up this charade of a "Professional Gooner" but you are washed up, washed out and spat out. But there is still hope for you. Perhaps, one day, you will find it in you to see that. #suggestive ⋆°•☁︎⋆

[A video. He's holding his phone, partially covering his face. He's shirtless, showing off all his scars and his tummy and pecs off before he lifts his arm and flexes. #suggestive most likely.]
it'S #pailingseason and you'RE without a matesprit. someone you know well - who you don'T pay much attention to needs a little help, so you agree to "fill" the quad with each other just to get by. later, you two pail as needed. it doesn'T mean anything, right? but why does he look so handsome? why does it feel so good? then, in a rush, his lips press hotly against yours. you feel yourself tense up - you haven'T felt this red. never before. not even with other partners. #nsfw #rankbait #alltimephuntrgreatpost

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Do you www.anna have a www.iggler to see www.hat our goonpure baby thinks? @~,@
⋆⭒˚.⋆ #nsfw You enlighten noone, and nothing, for there is no virtue in stains and dirt. Grime is wicked, for grime kills, for grime is what stains our streets and our sewers, what pollutes air and sticks on cheesebeasts. What is a warrior's spirit? A warrior cultivates, strenghtens, trains - not through indulgence and wallowing in your desires, but through cleansing himself of such. What is a warrior? A warrior is as swift as the wind, as strong as the river, as clear as the water that runs in it. What does a warrior fight with? A wicked pee-pipe in his hands? Or a polished sword? You are nothing. You pollute like dirt. There is no flow in the flow of semen - semen stains, it stains your hive and its walls and its carpet, and no matter how hard you brush you will never be clean of it. What flows is water, pure and beautiful, clear as glass and as the pale moon. You and your kind, you sicken and you kill. You feed off the mistreatment of others in your dimly lit hive, moaning at pixels of trolls abused for profit. You waste your life away - and what do you get? A cum stain on your desk. Soiled pants. Rising disappointment as the climax gets weaker every time. You goon harder and harder yet it does less and less. Diminishing returns. No matter how hard you scrub the stains won't come off. It'll *never* come off. ⋆°•☁︎⋆

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 don't go to the mediculler because 𝙸 pee my pants and she laughs at me and then 𝙸 slime @~,@

If I get to it, I get to it, Judiit. I am doing my best to process my queues. :) Timestamps of the submissions I haven't gotten to indulge yet! 5/7/2026 19:24:31 5/7/2026 19:26:07 5/7/2026 19:26:32 5/7/2026 19:28:49 5/7/2026 19:32:10 5/7/2026 19:41:49 5/7/2026 19:52:29 5/7/2026 20:16:36 5/7/2026 22:04:57 5/8/2026 15:22:08 5/9/2026 9:41:04 5/9/2026 20:37:36 5/10/2026 8:22:02 5/10/2026 8:23:05 5/10/2026 8:24:40 5/11/2026 15:41:21 5/12/2026 23:04:28 5/13/2026 12:07:35 5/13/2026 17:59:25 Also, as I say in my disclaimer, I don't necessarily owe you anything! I don't like being pestered about my work.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. #AskTheDivinelyPoisoned ╰┈➤ "this is a secret i am anonymous please do not guess or speculate about my identity because i www.ill not tell you" says ╰┈➤ "www.hat is it like to be blue i have never been blue before is it nice to be blue do you like be.ing blue do you www.ish you www.ere a different color www.ould you say that be.ing blue has impacted your life or is it just someth.ing that you are like hav.ing a body is just someth.ing you are not specifically a th.ing that affects you outside of the hav.ing i am curious about this please respond promptly thank you" ╰┈➤ Thisis my newww. favorite fetish 𝙸 think this is a fetish really awww.esome #BlueFetish ╰┈➤ Uhm uhhh ╰┈➤ 𝙸ndigo culture has given me a www.ide appreciation for art and uhmmm literature ╰┈➤ WWW.e are very focused on mak.ing troll culture as rich as possible especially in the www.orld of kink ╰┈➤ 𝙸t is an honorable role @~,@ ╰┈➤ The Executioners and the Torturers are my favorite indigo figures cause 𝙸 #NeedDat ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am also quite the fan of our Engineers ╰┈➤ 𝙸 have tinkered www.ith some engineer.ing but the www.ires mostlymake me horny @~,@ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 built my .computer www.ith only 5 .orgasms ╰┈➤ Uhm 𝙸 don't knowww.www.www. ╰┈➤ My ancestor did not leave me much because she www.as kind of a loser but 𝙸 make enough www.ith .commissions that 𝙸 get to go to NEETwww.orld forever @~,@ ╰┈➤ Uhm 𝙸 believe www.hatever is trendy on caste politics 𝙸 don't knowww. #Lowww.bloodRights 𝙸 think isthe trend but 𝙸 really just don't caaare about the problems of this mortal plane ╰┈➤ 𝙸f 𝙸 could be a different color 𝙸 www.ould be uhm ╰┈➤ Uhhh ╰┈➤ Burgundy #WWW.eirdQuestion https://forms.gle/F9eGzM5Arsisfwww.4WWW.7
ForciNNg her face iNN my armpit while I'm strokiNNg her pathetic bulge aNNd makiNNg fuNN of it #NNsfw

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ YOU NEED TO GOON DON'T L𝙸STEN TO PROPAGANDA FROM B𝙸G RELAT𝙸ONSH𝙸P
>>| you do not need to goon, .if you can make someone's life .a little be happier. just .ask for the nice date .at restaurant. grab some food, relax, let the beverage .and substance spice .up .and .ease your mind. make some dialogues, discussion .about .each .others lives, hobbies, doings .and many many more. .after good meal, suggest to hit your hive, help him by guiding for him with .a handholding. finally .arrive .and let him first .into your place, let .enjoy the decorations .in your blocks. finally start to spice .it .up. help him with .undressing, .and he will help you too. you don't .even need to care .about manners now, you both know what you want when you came here. take his bulge .out .and let him take the lead. rest you .onto soft loungeplank .and spread your legs, .aligning his bone bulge with your dripping nook .and slam .it .in. .eyes .on .each .other with some passionate kisses .and ravishing bites. this. this .is better than gooning. .and .i've been there. #nsfw #romance
lololol this guy isnt cultivating his gooner dao. hes not gonna survive the demonic incursion. all of us disciples r gonna make it tho

I need to be touched, my god. #nsfw #substance

!!! THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO MAKE A NEW PLACE FOR #TEAMNAKED !!! SO I MADE US A TROLLCORD SERVER!!! NO NON-TEAMNAKED MEMBERS ALLOWED!!! JOIN UP, EXHBITIONISTS!!! #NSFW https://discord.gg/4pQtkxktZz

-=[ookay youhad me at silly rabbit_☺]=-

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Otay @~,@ <3
Interesting.
wait your what
The Warrior's Spirit you say... I am something of a warrior... But I feell that this post still is llacking in context...

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 love you goonon...
What the f**k are you talking about? You disgust me.

>> ew why ¡ડ your hand ડt¡cky
):1WHAT IS GOONING? I DONT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY MENTION IT AND IT IS BECOMING A CONCERN SEEING IT WITH THE #NSFW TAG. WHAT IS IT? A FRUIT?

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #GoonGang

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Everyone will merge souls with me when 𝙸 decide.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ Who is Scratch? 𝙸s this #WGoons? @~,@

「kekeke~ is ai-chan heavenly faps??♪(´ε`*)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this doujin contains #nsfw content! faps means using your sinprongs... kekeke~~ (; ・`ω・´)]

☆ oKay, not one to horny post but gog. Doesn’t she looK sexy all spread open liKe this or what? #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/d3j70b0F/IMG-9286.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/Kgp2DF7t/IMG-9287.jpg☆

There's something so very compelling about the abuses of power and control Hannibal conducts upon the sad puppy that is Will Graham. Yes, I am taking notes. I am also taking recipes. #nsfw #violence #gore perhaps?

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. #AskTheDivinelyPoisoned ╰┈➤ @otariideificCirquit says "u freaky as HEL𝙸COPTER i fwww. it. my question: howww. does one match ur freak" ╰┈➤ 𝙸 have www.aited so long for someone to match my freak and it has never .come @~,@ no one has ever dedicated themself to true degenerate mindmelting the www.ay 𝙸 have ╰┈➤ Only someone so selfless as to give themself awww.ay to the Cosmic Ones www.ould ever achieve such feats @~,@ https://forms.gle/F9eGzM5Arsisfwww.4WWW.7

oh sh*t wa1t 1 got 50 followers... }:O yo, almost forgot about the l1l prom1se 1 made, haha... #nsfw https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/8ae84bccdb55.png

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.e should merge our souls ╰┈➤ #SoulGoons
Why do they always start screaming when they get stabbed? Why, when I get stabbed, it's HOT!!! Heheheheheheheheh. #violence

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ My tits fat for the data center, my ass fat for the haters, my heart fat for their divine www.ords #Scripture


















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