Freaky Gooner
@anonymousGooner
you know what i'm here for.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 f.orgor to pay the bills my lusus usually does it but www.ell you knowww. https:((
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ORRY NOT!!! ╰┈➤ Tevsie has figured it out
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body worship, claustrophobia, blindfold + sensation play and obviously voyeurism (❤ω❤)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Bathwww.ater isn't good enough 𝙸'm sell.ing my spit
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAES PLEASE PLAEPASLEPASELASEP
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Tevsie has a date in the www.oods www.ith a masked stranger @^@"
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a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unreality. the universe as a whole will become nothing more than a husk of itself, either creating uncontrollable chaos where you won't know who you are anymore or who you were or what time it is, shattering the concept of time and space, OR...it will all become the unknowable. it's not as if the Outer Gods have turned a blind eye to us. these dates and the activity spikes PROVE they haven't!!! those in the unknowable takeover camp believe that a watchful eye has been placed on us all for a reason, and that reason could be that we are livestock. food for the Outer Gods. it could be that we are toys in their toy box, waiting to be picked up and played with. it could be that they are making big decisions on these dates, such as whether or not to keep life in the universe going. tevsie mentions that you can bait out activity spikes, especially on these dates, and it's true. psychedelics are helpful, inducing deep dream states have been reported to help, and, yes, #gooning helps. #violence helps. i've seen people report on the paractivity forums that runner's high is a viable way to spike activity; any form of euphoria you can induce, IT WILL WORK. and you will see it. "but, Freaky Gooner!" i hear you say. "what about you, sensei? what do YOU believe?" well, i absolutely DETEST the doomer mindset found on the paractivity forums...it does nothing to get me gooning at all. "nothing matters and you're going to die and if you're not going to die, you're going to wish you were dead" is not a very sexy mindset. no. i don't think the reality belt will ever fully break, but it may be breached. "what does that mean???" we know it has happened before. Gods walking among mortals. Outer Gods sending Gods to replace the old ones. that process has stopped. there are no others. They want no others. the big bang created life. we will be crushed to death. then, the big bang will happen again, and so it goes, forever and ever and ever. that is the nature of it all, and that's backed up by real scientific theories! can the paractivity forum agree on that? no. that is why your sensei is here to right what others make wrong. there, there, Sweet One. 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓻 (Freaky Gooner) is here to make it okay. i do have a strong desire to rise to the challenge the Outer Gods believe cannot be posed anymore. i don't want Them to break apart reality, nor pierce into it, because if that happens, there's a nonzero chance pornhub and hentai haven will go down or get invaded by even more slop and I'M TIRED OF IT!!! i'm tired of trying to goon to ai women and men and others!!! there have been more and more videos where it starts out as a real video and suddenly transitions into bouncing ai people who move like they're on the moon and if i wanted moon sex, i would look up astronaut porn but i'm NOT looking at astronaut porn, i'm looking at BOOBJOBS!!! i'm here for DOMINATRIX CERULEAN WOMEN!!! where are they? where have they gone? i don't have the money for your videos on your website, so i keep trying to goon to your previews, cerulean dominatrixes. all it is is creaking leather. this can keep me going for an hour, but when all the previews run out, where am i meant to go? another rerun of yubisaki kara hanki no netsujou? whatever. in a world where chaos reigns, the porn gets worse, okay? i'm telling you this as a warning. on a basic level, trolls and humans understand sex appeal because we all see it. a computer can't see it, and i doubt the Outer Gods would produce good gooning material. but, heh...that's all just my theories. continue gooning...! and spread the word... #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your perspective on this topic is so nice to hear Freaky-san!!! ╰┈➤ WWW.hile 𝙸 have some argumentation against it 𝙸 www.ould never www.ant to shame your goons! ╰┈➤ Thank you for spread.ing the gospel!!! @0,@
please...my page is one of discussion, and i hold many opinions the paractivity forums would hate to be faced with...heh...
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ -- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link to a video. Onlyfans..com/autoclicker 𝙸t's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as followww.s... Tevsie, a troll www.ith swww.irled arrowww. horns, medium length hair and www.hite bangs sits in front of a camera, her face is obscured by blue swww.irled glasses and a bright indigo medical mask. She hesitantly www.aves to the camera and starts talk.ing, her voice is deeper than you might .exepect. "Hello! Uhm... Uhhh..." Her hands .come together as she fidgets www.ith them. "𝙸 actually don't k-knowww. www.hat 𝙸 www.as go.ing to do www.ith this. Uhm... Hello..!" There's a moment of silence as she idly stares at the camera, continu.ing to stim www.ith her hands. "SO!" And nowww. www.e're back to fluid motion, putt.ing their hands up and www.av.ing again. "𝙸'm probably supposed to get naked nowww.! 𝙸'm not do.ing that! Yet! 𝙸t's really important to me that 𝙸 tell you about my... my..." A visible drool mark is noticable through the medical mask. "MY! ROLE! 𝙸n the grand play!" She clears her throat, mov.ing out of the www.ay to showww. a chalkboard behind her. The entire board is www.ritten in some cryptic fashion, the letters are all jumbled, some sort of cipher. "These are the layers of the vastness. WWW.e are here." She points to a drawww..ing of a galaxy. "This is .comprehensive space." Mov.ing her hand to a blank area on the board she takes a moment to breathe. "Here is the reality belt, www.e're generally protected from interference due to this reality belt in www.hich www.hat www.e believe is reality stays... Uhm... Functional." Turn.ing back to the camera, she starts to rant. "The reality belt is actually quite flimsy! 𝙸t's uhm... Oddly unstable actually? 𝙸t's currently the summer season of this swww.eep, it's 6/8... 4/13 and 6/12 are some sort of special dates? The activity on these dates are off the charts, reports of reality distortion are high. You can check that out on the paractivity forums. 𝙸t's been in high discussion especially as www.e roll closer to the 12th. But the www.eakness of the reality belt can be manifested through other means! Substances are .common, people report hallucinations about the www.orld end.ing, their faces melt.ing off and be.ing possessed by someth.ing unknowww.n." Tevsie pulls out a clipboard, showww..ing it to the camera and www.ait.ing for it to focus in. "My favorite, of course, is the practice of goon.ing. Hard degenerate behavior. Spawww.n.ing in so much corrupt energy that someth.ing be.comes fascinated www.ith your .exeistence. As you can see, these are my goon.ing stats. Every half hour, every day, every night. 𝙸 don't get much sleep and some of this is due to my lack of soper slime usage www.hich 𝙸 find very important to my personal www.eaken.ing of the reality belt." She puts the clipboard dowww.n, focus.ing on the chalkboard behind her once more. "Nowww. this." She points to drawww..ings of... 𝙸t's just scribbles. "The unknowww.able. The furthest r.ing. The part of reality www.here they keep the lost and struggle to remember the found. They have started to f.orget us." "There www.ere historical periods www.here Gods roamed planets, the evidence www.as alwww.ays clear, the Outer Gods have stopped send.ing their spawww.n to save us. 𝙸 believe this started around the birth of the second industrial .compl.exe. WWW.e have out growww.n our humanity and think of ourselves as divine." "This is www.hy goon.ing is so important for contact.ing the Elder Gods. Return.ing to noth.ing but base desires, pure degeneracy. 𝙸t let's them knowww. you're beneath them." "𝙸 believe the time to contact them is nowww.. 𝙸 have recently been awww.arded a sign for my participation. My hallwww.ay has .exetended itself by half of an inch." 𝙸t seems Tevsie's glasses have fogged up. "𝙸 believe the celestial 𝙸 have swww.ooned is Lady Distance of the Vort.exe Menagerie. She is a keeper of the damned, the concept of memory bubbles www.as harolded in her title. She has the opportunity to save us from our mundane suffer.ing and plunge us into divine chaos and pleasure that the universe requires for prosperity." The drool.ing in Tevsie's mask gets to be too much, so she removes it, showww..ing off buck teeth and many pierc.ings. "𝙸 am to be her vessel of first contact. 𝙸 hope. Fuck 𝙸 hope." She squirms www.here she sits, drool.ing even more. "The universe www.e inhabit is lackluster. Degenerate your pride and be.come the animal they desire." Tevsie smiles a crooked smile and makes a heart www.ith her thumb and pointer f.inger before the video ends.
this is exactly it...!!! this is what it's always been about!!! #GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON #nsfw
my absence has been felt. i can feel the shockwaves across chittr at my radio silence. even though i am masterful at gooning, it can't pay bills. even a senpai such as i must put my labor out on the market for mere coin...(i have a job and i need money in order to live 〒▽〒) but don't worry, my foolish puppies. my goonlings. i have been studying in the hypnosis/clicker mines and my skills have been honed to a seriously sharp point. prepare, Goonlings... #GoonIsComing... #nsfw
And here I thought you'd actually gone and gooned too far, shedding flesh and descending to a different plane of reality.
i would never leave this plane of reality while you are here...! #yourkohaiiswatching
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Pplbhhppressss more buttons @anonymousGooner @~,,,@
heh...
@goldenGigabyte Wants me to make a #NSFW Post? Okidokie. Hold onto your hat. concept: surviving the first hour in the murder hive because she wants you lucid enough to appreciate the craftsmanship. every trap is almost loving in its construction. tripwires tied to antique bells. pressure plates beneath velvet rugs. hidden doors that only open after you panic enough to start praying at the walls. she keeps leaving little notes in perfect handwriting apologizing for “the inconvenience” after every near death experience. eventually you realize the eastern hive never actually had an upper floor. every corridor spirals downward. every room grows older. the walls stop looking carved and start looking gnawed hollow. there are things in cages that look at you with sympathy. the worst part is the gradual understanding that she never intended to kill you at all. she just wanted to wear your fear down into obedience. every escape route loops back into her parlor eventually where shes sitting there crosslegged drinking tea like youve merely returned from a walk. you were never going to escape. you stop sleeping because she keeps touching your hair while you pretend to be unconscious. she starts rewarding you for staying close to her voluntarily. warmer blankets. softer chains. meals that arent drugged quite as heavily. by the time she finally brings you to the deepest chamber beneath the hive and shows you the preserved belongings of all her previous “guests” you are too exhausted to run anymore. and thats when she finally says it. “oh good. you stopped looking at the exits.” (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankbait, #murderhive, #easternalternia, #horror, #pitch, #possession, #traps, #foreverhome, archive rating: M) #NSFW #NSFWE
@autoClicker REVEL in perfect fiction with me...!
i know i don't have to worry about that clown but the blowjob brothers are going to either make me slime or get slimed out before the end of this match. i NEED that yaoi warrior to live. #nsfw #yourkohaiiswaiting #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
Sorry, WHO?!
HE JUST SAID HE'S GONNA CREAMPIE ERIDAN #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch #himpact
what the fuck are you guys watching?????
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AS...The Freaky Gooner...*puts on thinking glasses that have no lenses because i don't need glasses* dirk strider and jake english on top of each other would at first be a struggle, but based on the little bit of psychoanalysis i've conducted in my free time on his entire internet presence, dirk strider is secretly one who likes to be lead rather than lead, especially for his yaoi princess...and jake english? a showboating pretty princess with a long career of shaking ass and showing off his sweaty muscles (nose bleed!!!!) and beating people up in a pumpkin patch greased up and oily and hhhrrrgggg needless to say...dirk strider may want you to think he's the top because he wants to be a stoic gay yaoi warrior...but secretly? in the pumpkin patch, when no one's around and the only person left to impress is jake english? heh... dirk strider is a bottom. and he is a beautiful warrior all the same. if he wanted me hateways we would be frontwards sideways backwards on the bed on the floor on the kitchen counter on the desk on the couch in the tub in the yard in the street in the club #nsfw #dirkcallme #yourkohaiiswaiting #jakeenglishtopstho
onmfg askshfjfkdl idk kmo who ur talkim about but this is soooo tru i thimk wat if dis dork guy rite hez a bossy omega eeeeee dat mite be wat dey call peaks!!! {x33
You might want to get a second opinion from a licensed optometrist about the whole not needing glasses thing, because your armchair psychoanalyzing could use some work.
would you like to measure my sight yourself, strider...? double check for yourself whether i can REALLY see or not...heh...
Nah. I've got a show to run. Maybe you've heard?
no matter if you bottom, i'll still adore you the most from the stands, senpai...!
i'm 4'9...𝓔𝓱𝓮... #nsfw
...is your *hei6ht* 4'9? why's that uh, why's that nsfw..?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ WWW.ho cares about your height post bulge length @~,@
PLEASE GOD #nsfw
LORD POLEASE POST YOUR BULGES #nsfw
GIVE US LENGTH X WIDTH PLEASE #nsfw