@aspiringPessimist #nsfw #bulgerating I forgot about posting this one! I got distracted with Nyrita's the other day... Forgive me highblood! I am no longer in my pod. #mypod so my readings may be worse! It has been a few days, so I figure I should put a little bit more effort into this particular bulge rating. As mentioned, bulge ratings going forward do get an image associated with general approval or disapproval of the bulge! Larkso here has definitely earned a positive rating from me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png :) Onto the bulge itself! Larkso's stats are as follows: Strength: 5 (Little low for a Cobalt, but not terribly embarrassing! Still a strong contendor against other bulges!) Pliability: 8 (There is a lot of control with this particular bulge! Larkso has taken time to master jousting on a personal level!) Length: 6 (Slightly above average, and, kind of adorable...) Girth: 5 (Acceptable! Good even! Especially with the pliability.) X-Factor: 2 (Extra control over the bulge!) Additional factors regarding this bulge! Texture: Smooth, and slick. The secretions come from the tip and are the color #0047ab. Like, perfectly smooth. Which, is a very good jousting partner given that means Larkso won't get caught on your striations and can fence you particularly well. Scent: Larkso smells like... a sweetness of some kind. I can't put my nose to it, but it's almost like... Vanilla and Blueberry... Yeah... He smells kind of like a pastry! But uhm, that's also not considering his natural body scent. Which adds a mild malaise undertone to the smell in general, making him intoxicating! Taste: As opposed to the delicate bakery scent, this is much more akin to a liqueur of blueberry and maybe anise. It's a tangibly wonderful taste! Hheh. Again. Might be wrong on some of this! But please, even if I am wrong, enjoy the rating.
:33< MEOW!! :33< mewre so purrty!!!
hffffthankyou Nepeta. Butfocusonthereading...
>> Yeah, maybe ¡ can ડee what ડ1euth waડ ડo crazy about after a11 A1ડo oohh my 1ord, Veડ¡ca, that ¡mage of you ¡ડ ડo fuck¡ng cute. ¡ th¡nk that'ડ the on1y deડcr¡ptor ¡ keep uડ¡ng for you, ¡'m ડorry ahahah
I NEED TO GET OFF CHITTR RIGHT NOW.
Whataboutsleuth?
you're getting off...?
>> ડ1euth and 1arkડo were ડometh¡ng of an ¡tem for ડome t¡me. Very paડડ¡onate, a1though u1t¡mate1y they dec¡ded they weren't for a quadrant.
-- carbolicGalvanologist threw his husktop out the window. --
get a lload of this guy. heat, cullinarybllocks, you know the saying.