♦ pitied by @bulgeCurator
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
evverybody thank you for your brief attention as you may or may not knoww i am going to be participating in the wwonderful lairs and lusii game run by the wwoegothe herself so wwithout further ado here is my vvery belovved and special character i wwill be playing as and hopefully larping as if i can get the costume together the plucky the noble the esoteric the hedge wwizard and druid magician faunlovve naturals (he/him) https://cdnimgchestcom/files/817dd60aa161jpeg #lairsandlusii #hedgemage #wwizardposting #fantasy #lovve #nature #healing #prophecy #bignaturals
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I was....so tiny....so small. (^ . ^ ❀) Would you...have let me...feast... upon your house plants..? #bug #grubposting https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/grub%20philly.png
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for a commoner of foreign hatching. As a former Boiran, the Onnagata had already learned how to wear the feminine grace of a courtesan like a costume in the theater of the Trollshiwara red light district. It was for this reason that he was scouted to play one of the most prestigious roles in any Grubuki play — the leading female role of Aggaei Makkie in the play "The Florastalk of Troll Edo" — for which the character, a commanding, fiercely loyal, and deeply passionate high-ranking courtesan, spurns a wealthy, but abusive highblood customer to protect her quadmate in one of the most famous monologues of scathing, acerbic, pitch-black venom ever recited in Grubuki theatre — the AKKUTTAI. It was for channeling this performance with such peerless vitriol that Uesugi Karkat became one of the most famous Onnagatas of the Troll Edo period. Naturally, the life of a Grubuki actor means constant pressure. Rehearsal, training, perfection of one's craft. Many onnagata of the time preferred to live their craft vicariously at all times, adopting a female persona through which to hone their "method" in everyday life. This was not the case for Uesugi Karkat, who shed his many-colored persona when off the stage to don nondescript gray robes whenever possible. Yet the constant pressure of life in a Grubuki theatre troupe and his ability to navigate it with grace made him both a leader among his fellow actors and something of a popular figure with the stagehands who he commiserated with in the wings. It was from these stagehands, many of whom were well-versed in the art of securing props with ropes, fastening theatrical rigging, and tying elaborate, functional knots, that the famed Onnagata would learn one final skill from the world of the theatre — one that would lead to his secret life as the NAWASHII. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee6014bb70e8.png #uesugikarkat
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Question: Wanna play Peak with me sometime?
that's lovely vesica !!
ominous !!
Local ferret actually not a ferret at all!! Insane!!!!! Mods, kill this woman. @audaciousConfident (I'm actually just gonna use this post to drop pictures of him I think LMAO art by batstrolls on tumblr and renic on bluesky)
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
yeah i did that shit. you'RE welcome everyone #phunt
I Care So Much.
I Actually Whimper So Nice When My Head Is Yanked Back By My Hair, But You Have No Idea. My Vision Will Go Fuzzy But I'll Still Beg For You To Do It Again And Everything. I Won't Even Bite When You Pry My Mouth Open With Your Fingers. #nsfw #nsfc #.wholesome
Thank You, Micahh. #smug
Biting You. #positive
I Want You To Know That You Are My Smartest Acquaintance, I Am Doing This Immediately.
One Of These Days I Am Going To Get Too Comfortable And Roll Out Of My Comfort Slab, Hitting My Head And Dying Instantly. or My Horns Are Going To Smack Against The Floor And I Am Going To Be Upset. #violence
Just Me, My Matesprit, And My Five Hundred Caegar, Four Foot Tall Mareep " Plush ". #positive
I Am Always Saying This.
These Are Even The Shallowest Depths Of The Impossibly Deep Pit Of My Yearning.
Hi, Larkso! ::::D
I Love Him Very Much. He Is My " Starshine. " :> also, Hello Vriska. ^,..,^
I Am Normal. I Am Not Thinking About How It Feels To Be Pinned Under The Weight Of His Body Or, Even More Than That, The Weight Of His Command To Stay. I Am Not Thinking About The Blunter Ends Of Teeth Digging Into My Skin. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Looks Up At Me Between My Thighs. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Bites His Lip And His Brow Furrows Just A Tad More Than It Usually Would As He Deposits His Genmat Inside Of Me. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Says My Name, Or The Way He Calls Me Moonlight. I Am Not Thinking About The Way He Calls Me Moonlight. #nsfw #nsfc #explicit #fond #sigh
Can We All Promise To Pretend I'm A Mysterious Stranger Even If My Clothing Style And Design Gives Me Away?
Does This Make Sense? Don't Correct Me Or I Am Going To Bite You.
Trolls Will Tell You They " Know Ball ", But They Are Talking Tennis.
I Am Always Saying This.
#whowantmefriday But In A Fleeing From The Imperial Drones Way.
I Think He Is. #positive
Cease Being Such A Pathetic, Wriggling Worm.
I Hate That Stupid, Blue " Twink ". I Am Going To Wring Him Out Like A Wet Rag. #notnecessarily #nsfw #butalsonotnecessarilynot #nsfw #nsfc
Yes. This As Well. :>
:▷
I Still Go To The Gym Regularly, But I Haven't Admired My Neighbors In A While Or Done Anything " Scandalous " Because I Have Been So " Locked In ". This May Change Tonight. good Dusk, Chittr. #suggestive
>:>
The Last Sentence Is Unrelated, Because I Am Normal.
It Is Normal To Want To Be Suffocated Beneath A Much Larger, Wider Troll. It Is So Normal, That Saying It Is Normal Is Redundant. Just Because I Am Thinking About Getting " Choked Out " By Him Doesn't Mean That I Am Not Normal. I Need A Cold Shower. #nsfw #nsfc #nsfwe #hhhhh
I Wasn't Talking About You, Beloathed. But It's Good To Know You Were Thinking So Hard About Me. #positive
Do You Think He Would Bite Me Too Hard On Purpose If I Asked Him To. I Wonder How Sharp His Teeth Are. #nsfwe #nsfw #nsfc
The Hope And Optimism, Returned To My Ganderbulbs. #nsfw #nsfc #positive
There Is So Much Happening On The Feed Tolight And I Am Weak Of Will. Please Give Me A Break, I Am Already Worked Up Enough. #nsfc #nsfw #deargod
In Honor Of Being Insanely Needy, I Am Going To Get Naked With A Group Of My Friends. Maybe You Should Join. Follow The Team Naked Tag. :> #teamnaked #nsfw #nsfc
He Posts So Politely, I Am Going To Rip His Very Nice Suit Jacket To Shreds With My Teeth. :> #nsfw #nsfc
He'd Better Hope The Next Time I Catch Him In A Meeting, I Don't Elect To Visit Him At His Office. It Would Be So Easy To Lure Him Into The Bathrooms, Or Maybe His Scuttlebuggy. #nsfw #nsfc #exhibitionism
I Will Tag #positive Over The Most Despicably #nsfw #nsfc Posts Known To Man Or Troll And Then Go On With My Night Like Nothing Happened.
Dusk Has Only Just Broken, So I Will Not Talk About My Insatiable Need. Good Dusk, Chittr. #suggestive
That Troll In The Hive Beside Mine Dropped By Again With Fruit. They Did Not Knock T His Time. Seems They've Realized I Will Not Answer.
" Banger " Chitt Detected.
Obviously The Solution Is To Have Him Pail You Again, The Blue Should Cancel Itself Out. #positive #nsfw
Is Now A Bad Time To Talk About How When Different Castes Pail Inside Of Me It Comes Out A Fun Color, Or. This Includes Human Genetic Material. #nsfw #nsfc
It Is My Nickname For You Now, Because I Think It Is " Cute " And Funny.
It Shocks No One That I Prefer Genmat Be Deposited Inside Of Me Rather Than A Bucket. It Really Is A Good Thing Trolls Don't Lay Eggs Anymore. Not That You Shouldn't Try Pailing Me So Hard You Inseminate Me Anyway. #nsfw #nsfc #breeding
Getting Into The Shower After A Rust Blood Pails Me And Thinking Of Fucking Eridan Ampora Because Of The Way Our Colors Mix. #aspecificone #ihatehim #fond #nsfw #nsfc
Pspsps. #suggestive
I Thought It Was Cute, No Worries.
This Is Why You Are The Best Ampora. My Fave Ampora Ever, Even.
I Can't Believe That Actually Worked. #positive
Oh No! Anyway, I Am Also Always Saying That. ;> #suggestive
I Am Always Doing This.
I Look Up My Name And It Is Be Nice To Larkso Night. What A Wonderful Thing To Come Hive To. :> i Will See You At The Masquerade Soon, Lovelies. Not That You Will See Me. #positive
Hello Rose, I'm Relieved To See You Again. I Was Beginning To Worry About You. :<
My Matesprit Is The One I Feel Sorry For. Hopefully He Survived. #suggestive #positive
I Continue To Interact With Trolls I'm Attracted To Despite The Impending Drone Season Making Me Worse Each Light. This Is What They Call " Self Sabotage ". #positive #pensive #nsfw #nsfc
" Cute " In A Pathetic Way, Not Cute As A Compliment. #nsfw
I Can't Focus, You Look Like Such A " Cutie Pie " In Your Profile Picture. It Makes Me Laugh, Knowing This Is The Troll Insulting Me. #positive
She Said I Would Be On Her List. :> #suggestive #positive
Thank You, Gorgeous.
Oh? So You're Going To Pail Your Soup, Then? :> #positive #nsfw
They Still Aren't Playing Weezer At The Masquerade, And I Am Afraid I May Be Culled If I Ask. #violence
Then You'll / Love / Me. #positive #suggestive
#no
#normal
I Am Trying To Be " Normal " About You, This Is For The Best. #positive
I Like Being A Little " Bastard " On Purpose. :> #positive
You Hate Me, And Yet You Still Think About Me. Does It Consume You? Wonderful. You'll Never So Much As Get The Chance To Wrap Your Hands Around My Throat. How Pitiful. #positive #violence #nsfw #nsfc
Because I Thought It Would Be Funny. And It Was. :>
I Am Doing This In The Name Of Science, Casper. You Don't Understand.
Was That Crazy To Say? It Doesn't Matter, There Is Research To Be Done.
It Is Late At Light And I Am " Breaking It Down " " Mental Style " Over Something Benign. What Else Is New.
Me. If There's Any Way You Could Gift Me With A Noninvasive Lobotomy, I Would Be Grateful.
Nnnno. No.
Please.
It Is Stupid. You Don't Want To Hear It, Really. I Appreciate The Thought Though.
They Call Me Show Me The Body The Way I Sabotage ( Myself ). #musicposting
Me Too, Moobeasts. Me Too.
#twinkontwinkviolence
I Am Not Immune To A Quality " Twink " But This One I Fear Would Actually Cull Me. #notavaguepost #youknowwhoitis #violence
I Saw Your Name In My Notifications And I Burst Into Tears, By The Way.
I Am Trying To Carry On As I Usually Do, But I Will Be " Real " With You " Dawg ". I Am Having A Difficult Time.
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Yes. Unfortunately That Is My Normal.
If Something Happens Tonight Or A Few Lights From Now And I Begin To Act Like I Am Not Myself On Here, Please Ignore It And Pretend I Am Normal. Thank You.
If Someone Hit Me Hard Enough It / Would / Fix Me. / Stop / Looking At Me Like That. #nsfw #nsfc #nsfwe #violence
#ourbandwagon Do Not Ask What Is Wrong With Me, Because I Do Not Know. #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay
" What's Right With You? " Excellent Question, Absolutely Nothing. #larksoama
" You Good Bud? " /* Don't * /. Next Question. #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay
I'm Sorry.
I'm Sorry, Florid.
It Is Better This Way, Actually. It Is Better. I Will Go Back To The Way Things Were Before I Needlessly Complicated Myself. It Is Okay. farewell.
They Are Wrong. I Will Give Them Time.
Please Tell Casper That I Am Sorry.
Thank God You're Here, Collabs Guy.
Consider Yourselves Released. As Much As I Know You Will Not Be Able To React To This At All, I Hope You Are Relieved.
I Have Tricked You All Into Being Fond Of Me. The Practical Joke Is Over Now. It Was All A Facade. Haha.
You All Make Me Sick Actually. I Am Sick Of All Of You, Everyone. Go Away.
I Look At My Question Box And There Is Worry In Between Someone Asking Me If I Take Girl Bulge " Freak Style ". This Is The Hollow Existence I Rot In. #nsfw
You Don't Understand.
He Called Me A " Whore " In So Many Words But That Was, Of Course, My Fault. As It Was My Fault For Thinking For A Single Moment That Someone Could Handle All Of The Insanity That Comes With Being With Me In Any Way. Eventually I Will Always Become " Too Much ". I Can't Help It. #nsfw I Suppose.
Normal.
I Have Only Unblocked You So You Stop Talking About It. Do Not Get The Wrong Idea.
So Now If I Try To Evade Imperial Drone Culling By Doing As Everyone Does This Season It Looks Like I Am Proving Him Right. But If I Don't, I Am Culled. This Is Stupid. I Don't Even Have The Sex Drive For This. All Of You Disgust Me. #nsfw
None Of You Even Know Me. All Of You Can Count On One Prong The Amount Of Conversations We've Had One On One, If We Have At All. I Have Not Even / Met / Most Of You. You Are Attached To My Public Persona, Nothing More.
Fuck. / Off /.
In Reality I Am A Deeply Insecure Beast. I Am A Miserable Creature Who Lashes Out Whenever Someone Is Too Nice To Me. Isn't That Terrible? Isn't That Enough For You To Go Away? I Don't / Like / To Be Mean To You. Stop Talking To Me. / Stop /.
Could I Have Picked A More " Everywhere " Presence To Love? Fuck Me.
Like Constant Scratching On The Walls Of My Pan. It Hurts.
They Are So Loud Next Door.
My Plans Have Been Thwarted. They've Made Themselves Too Visible.
You Saw The Way I " Freaked Out " And Then Came Crawling Back. Now Picture That Happening Every Few Nights And You'll Understand. This Did Not Manifest Out Of Nowhere.
I Have Become Too Accustomed To Being Near Those Who Care About Me. I Hate Being Alone. I'm A Fool For Trying To Create Artificial Distance.
I Am Sorry To All Those Waiting For Their Larkso Doodle. I Will Continue Once I Am Able To Pick Up A Pen Again.
I Know, Gloom. It's Okay, I Don't Want To Add Onto Your Stress.
I Have Been Pressing My Fingers Into The Bite Marks To Keep Myself Calm. I Am Not Sure What I'll Do Once They Heal. It Is A Distressing Thought. #suggestive, I Guess.
I Am Going To Assume " Do You Take Girlbulge Freak Style " And " Freak Style " Are From The Same Troll. historically, Yes. I Am Not Taking Any Bulge For The Foreseeable Future Though, So This Does Not Matter. Stop Asking. #nsfw #nsfc
I Will Wait For The Drones To Take Care Of That One. #violence
I Now Fully Understand Burais.
thanks vves i appreciate your barefooted magnanimity but somethin tells me that boats sailed
>> Damn, ડomebody'ડ ¡n troub1e 👀
brutal
((ANTHY HIMEMIYA MENTION!!!!
i appreciate the honesty, brash critique, and the kindness to help me do better
the forced breeding from pailing season... pailing that'S meant to mean nothing... shifting into on-the-spot flushed feelings... and it still wasn'T enough for you? i'M sorry for the disappointment.
i'm a lesbian bu♀ if i were saDD enough i coulDD probably make an excep♀ion
(( clara pathologic is so inspired <3
((ALLUKA MENTION!!!!!!
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
twwo out a ten ivve seen better although the painted nails definitely bump you up .5 points despite your misshapen porkbeasts ovverall score 2.5
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ah .. i remember you (#:F
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K--<ok. no more exposting. because im normal.
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this is just sad, man.
name checks out i suppose
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WHAT THE FuCK WERE YOu JERKING OFF TOO. FLOOR TILES? AND WHAT IS THAT SICKLY SHADE? PLEASE. NEVER FuCKING REPRODuCE. YOu SICKEN ME. AND. PRESuMABLY. YOuR MANY uNFORTuNATE SEXPARTNERS. ASSuMING MuCH ABOuT THEIR. PLuRALITY. YOu HAD THE BLuE GuY. FOR A WHILE. BEFORE HE DIED. WHICH WAS YOuR FAuLT BY THE WAY. DON'T LIVE THAT ONE DOWN. DuMBASS DECISION. THAT SHOuLD KEEP YOu. FROM LEAKING THIS. YOGuRT MuSH. THIS FuCKING, MELTED ELMER'S SPLOOGE GLuE. WHAT. EVER. THE ACTuAL FuCK. YOu SHOOT. #NSFW
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↘️do any of you earnestly believe i am some kind of idiot or perhaps an oaf.↘️ ↗️HIT THE ♥︎ REACT IF YOU THINK I AM A DIPPANNED MORON, UNDESERVING OF ANY IOTA OF ATTENTION DEIGNED UPON ME BY THE FIRM-HANDED SUPERIORS THAT SLAP THEIR STRANGLEPLANES ALONG MY BACK ENOUGH TO DISRUPT THE ELECTRICAL RHYTHM OF MY PUSHER.↗️ ↘️♠︎ react if you are "one of the real ones" who believe i am literally just an employee going above and also beyond, which is just empirically true.↘️ ↗️REACT WITH ALL FOUR (♠︎♥︎◆♣︎) IF YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE FILING NEXT SOLARCYCLE'S W2S.↗️
YOU BRING A DISTINCTLY ALTERNIAN DERANGEMENT. TO THE CASTE GAP STUFF. OFTEN IMITATED. NEVER REPLICATED. WHILE YOUR BIG BLUE FUCKER HAS NOT KILLED AND EATEN YOU YET. YOU SHOULD KEEP WRITING MORE OF THIS SICK SHIT.
KUDOS! 💚
TO BE CLAIMED AND CHOSEN IN SUCH A WAY。。。 HOW AMAZING。 HTTPS://I。GIFER。COM/C9K。GIF
you should dress up in cosplay wwith me as my favvorite set of characters from any piece of media gandalf big naturals and busty frodo baggies from lord of the rings
:33< MEOW!! :33< mewre so purrty!!!
>> Yeah, maybe ¡ can ડee what ડ1euth waડ ડo crazy about after a11 A1ડo oohh my 1ord, Veડ¡ca, that ¡mage of you ¡ડ ડo fuck¡ng cute. ¡ th¡nk that'ડ the on1y deડcr¡ptor ¡ keep uડ¡ng for you, ¡'m ડorry ahahah
I NEED TO GET OFF CHITTR RIGHT NOW.
>> ડ1euth and 1arkડo were ડometh¡ng of an ¡tem for ડome t¡me. Very paડડ¡onate, a1though u1t¡mate1y they dec¡ded they weren't for a quadrant.
-- carbolicGalvanologist threw his husktop out the window. --
get a lload of this guy. heat, cullinarybllocks, you know the saying.
I'm Happy To Have Earned Such A Nice Smile Out Of You, This Is Spot On. Thank You, Vesica. :>
BXPP < didnt mean it that way but sure!
seems like y𖤉u didnt h⟢ve very m⟢ny 𖤉f th𖤉se until f⟢irly recently. y𖤉uve m𖤉re th⟢n e⟢rned ⟢s much time 𖤉ff ⟢s y𖤉u need
B33 < first! B:33c < let @neonAllnight teach you to ddr
~Stream F~Ortdae~
rate a n0ok.
ah, if you dont vwant to call me that you dont havwe too. sorry
BX33 < fuck
oh yeah im a seadvweller. you can call me kronos zz:o)
e7777, (ongrats! the obvious answer is "rate 7our own bulge" but 7ou alread7 did that and also 7ou don't like it, so that's not an option
YOU'VE MADE A BULGE TIER LIST. ADD AN ELEMENT OF CULLSPORT TO IT. HOST A BULGE *TOURNAMENT.*
FINE. I DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOUR OBSCENE BULGE-SOMMALIERING, ANYWAY. THE FACT THAT I GAVE MY PROLONGED ATTENTION TO THIS CHITT IS THE RESULT OF NOT SCROLLING PAST IT FAST ENOUGH TO AVOID FORMING AN OPINION ON IT.
FUCK YOU. YOU CAN RATE *MY* BULGE FOR ALL I CARE, YOU SWEATY, CLOISTERED FREAK OF NATURE. WAIT. NO.
c𖤉ngr⟢ts t𖤉 y𖤉u friend why d𖤉nt y𖤉u t⟢ke ⟢ d⟢y t𖤉 y𖤉urself?
get aurafarmed on. ratio, even.
OH....EHEHEHEHE....TELL ME HOW AMAZING MY SKILL SETS ARE FIRST!!!
Imagine looking up at the sky and seeing that across the skyline. I'm tearing up a little bit. - MC Oleana
They're going to use this for war. #Fiduspawn #Horsaroni https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3d63e645a0d.jpg - MC Oleana
As the inventor of #DynamaXBands I'm often asked to eXplain the technology and its various usages in the #Fiduspawn card game. Developed utilizing our patented energy source, these equip-able bands make use of an eXploit in timespace, causing the rapid eXpansion of any fiduspawn into a towering monstrosity. This beast, known as a DynamaX Fiduspawn, has the special ability to give its average-sized counterpart a sense of inadequacy in not only size, but performace. Additionally, some fiduspawn will take on new physical attributes as well as its rapid growth. These are known as GigantamaX Fiduspawn. The bands themselves also come integrated with an AI assistant, thanks our partnership with #ChitGPT. #MacroCullsmos #Business - MC Oleana
Hello all. I've returned from my sabbatical. I'm healthier and happier now that I've put that incident behind me, and a certain hashtag has been banned on Rouzze Tower premises. I don't care about it anymore. In fact, I don't want to see or hear those words ever again. - MC Oleana
I'm taking a sabbatical from Chittr, but not because I'm #Seething or because I'm #CrashingOut. I'm a very important troll who has a very important job that needs to get done. Goodbye and you may look forward to my return whenever I feel like it. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
#ImComing for #RealJustice - MC Oleana
#ImComing and I won't stop #Coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. #SignalBoost #Solidarity #GrassrootsMovement #SocialJustice - MC Oleana
Can't agree more. #WomenHelping#Women #HelpingHandy - MC Oleana
I don't care how many times I have to say it. #ImComing for all the low and midbloods out there!!! WE WILL NXT BE SILENT!!!!!!!! #CasteSolidarity #SocialJustice #SocialConsciousness - MC Oleana
I wish I could rechit replies but your sentiment is still felt. Your allyship still rings within my nub, emboldening me, and raising me up like the featherflaps of a glorious and terrifying talonscreecher. - MC Oleana
We're reclaiming #ImComing. Chit #ImComing to let them know we're taking to the streets. #ImComing for liberty. #ImComing for justice. #ImComing for recognition and painting it everywhere trolls with working ganderbulbs can see it. - MC Oleana
That's it. I have been left with no other option but to reclaim my power. PRXCLAIM IT LXUDER THAN ANYXNE. SCREAM IT FRXM THE HIGHEST MXUNTAINTXPS WITH RIGHTEXUS FURY AND FRUSTRATIXN TX DRXWN XUT THE XPPRESSXRS TRYING TX SILENCE ME. BEAT MY NUB BLXXDY AND REND MY SQUAWK BLISTER RAW THRXUGH TEARS IF I HAVE TX, JUST TX LET IT ALL XUT. A TXRRENTIAL CASCADE XF FLUIDS SPILLING FXRTH FRXM ME, IF XNLY TX PRXVE THAT I'M STILL ALIVE. AND I DXN'T CARE WHX WITNESSES ME. I WANT THEM TX WATCH. DX YXU HEAR THAT?! #IMCOMING! #IMCOMING! #IMCOMING! #IMCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw #Imaygetfiredforthis - MC Oleana
EXcept no one will know it's Eridan Week because you're #Irrelevant #WashedUp #Flopped - MC Oleana
Obvious botting work. #MarketManipulation - MC Oleana
Can someone eXplain why I just slipped and prostrated myself before the entire work floor due to the viscous substance coating every surface. Why is everything #OiledUp. If I wasn't getting paid #Overtime right now.... - MC Oleana
The hangover can't get you if you keep drinking. - MC Oleana
@constantCorrespondence Why is your banner... that. - MC Oleana
It's happening. #EridanCoinCrash #EridanIsOverParty - MC Oleana
I hope #EridanCoin tanks. #Comeuppance #JustDesserts #Cringe - MC Oleana
He #Came for the last time. - MC Oleana
What did you even read it as? - MC Oleana
Empty think pan entitled seadwelling nepobaby lususboys are always trying to steal and profit off of the ideas of intelligent, hardworking midblood women. THIS IS A JXKE!!!!!!!!!! #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #ImComing - MC Oleana
You want #WomenIncome? I probably make more Caegar in a week than you do in a year. - MC Oleana
THAT WAS NXT A SXLICITATIXN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
I'm so mad I'm going to look at a picture of the Chairmancer so I won't be so mad. #MakeHimPay #ImComing - MC Oleana
CHITGPT CULL THAT PURPLE PRICK WITH THE STUPID SCARF. - MC Oleana
MY TIME IS CAEGARS. UNLIKE SXME WXRTHLESS REPLYGUY IN MY MENTIXNS. WHY DXN'T YXU DX IT, SINCE YXU SEEM TX HAVE SX MUCH FREE TIME? - MC Oleana
YXU KNXW WHAT? SURE! I'LL GIVE YOU 50K CAEGAR. - MC Oleana
Will do. Congratulations on the gainful employment. - MC Oleana
#ImNOTComing to #ERIDANWEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
HEY @caligulasAquarium YXU PAID ME TX CHANGE THE DATES XF MY EVENT, YXU DIDN'T PAY ME FXR THE RIGHT TO USE MY HASHTAG FXR YXUR XWN WXRTHLESS EVENT FXR IDIXTS. #IMCOMING? MXRE LIKE #IMCOMING FXR YXUR ASS YXU WET SNIVELLING FISHSTICK. YXU'LL BE HEARING FRXM MY LEGISLACERATXRS. - MC Oleana
THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL YXU ENTITLED, LIMP-FRXNDED SACK OF WASTE. - MC Oleana
I WAS GXING TX USE IT WHEN THE EVENT CAME ARXUND AGAIN. BUT NXW THE HASHTAG IS FULL XF IDIXTS. - MC Oleana
If they're your devotees they must be think pan dead. - MC Oleana
Wait... what happened to my tag? #ImComing? - MC Oleana
Ah, I remember her... it's a shame they had her culled. - MC Oleana
If I ever became unemployed they might as well just cull me. It's more merciful than enduring that humiliation, honestly. - MC Oleana
Alright let's try this again CHITGPT CULL THIS GUY!!!!! - MC Oleana
CXNSIDER YXURSELF LUCKY THE CHITGPT SERVERS SEEM TX BE DXWN. - MC Oleana
Caught an employee using Chittr on company time so we had to cull him. Condolences to his matesprit. - MC Oleana
Yes... I never liked him anyway. - MC Oleana
And you would admit that in public? How brave. - MC Oleana
I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree. People don't want to work these days... - MC Oleana
35 days and counting left. The clock tiX ever closer, and I can feel your anticipation building. Remember to chit #MayICome for #MacroMay. - MC Oleana
I DXNT KNXW WHAT KIND XF SICK JXKE THIS IS BUT I'LL HAVE YXU KNXW THAT I GXT STRAIGHT "A"S ALL THRXUGHXUT SCHXXLHIVE. I WAS AN XUTSTANDING PUPIL. I GRADUATED WITH HXNXRS. AND KEEP THE CHAIRMANCER'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
We at #MacroCullsmos value 4 tenets above all else: Multimedia marketing Innovation Leadership and Finance and investments - MC Oleana
Are you looking for your lusus? I'm afraid I can't help you. - MC Oleana
Chairmancer Rouzze just hand delivered me my paycheck. #Payday #TGIF #Boss #LikeABoss #Business #Success #Motivation #Hustle #Grind #Grindset #Number1Boss #Leadership #Goals #Bossbabe #INeedHim - MC Oleana
35 days from now. I hope you will save up your fizz for it. - MC Oleana
You're rather impatient, aren't you? A greedy little grub? All things in due time. - MC Oleana
Wake. #Hustle #Grind #Boss #Girlboss #WomenInStem #TGIF - MC Oleana
Thank you for your response! I look forward to seeing you come in approXimately 36 business days. - MC Oleana
#BringThemBack #Lolcats Only with science can we repopulate. - MC Oleana
I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
What a breathtaking act of philanthropy. Would you be willing to speak to our journartillerists at Macro Cullsmos News to get a quote? - MC Oleana
I can see you. Please step to your left off the foliage. You're crushing our shrubbery. - MC Oleana
Alright. Follow me to the blood eXtracterror chamber and attach yourself to the Suck Master. - MC Oleana
I may have to rethink using this as the cover image. - MC Oleana
An update to #MacroMarch - Due to a scheduling conflict, we are now pushing back the event to May! Spread the word and save the date! Chit #MacroMay and #MayICome to be added to the list for further updates and event planning! #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
As we say our goodbyes to the month of March, we at Macro Cullsmos are holding an online eXclusive event for the neXt week! Just chit the hashtags #MacroMarch and #ImComing to participate! #MacroCullsmos - MC Oleana
I'm sorry, what is Eridan Week? - MC Oleana
An interesting proposal... What about May? The alliteration is important to the branding. - MC Oleana
Alright. 1 million Caegar and we call it a deal. - MC Oleana
The hashtag is #ImComing. Try chitting that. - MC Oleana
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
I'm curious what a highblood would do to get sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. - MC Oleana
I look at this image whenever I need a pick-me-up. - MC Oleana
True enough. Let he who is without sin toss the first harpoon, and all that. - MC Oleana
Is this a question or a statement? I'm having trouble deciphering through your aesthetically pleasing quirk. - MC Oleana
Worry not for the barkbeast's inevitable culling, but instead celebrate the short, but brave life it lived. - MC Oleana
https://files.catboX.moe/4v650m.jpg - MC Oleana
Here at #MacroCullsmos, we make a promise of green energy. The olive bloods that operate our troll-powered squeakbeast wheel generators are kept ethically fed and hydrated. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
Our higher-ups have had to cut down on private jet eXpenditure. But it is a sacrifice we are willing to make for the quality of life of our workers. - MC Oleana
As it so happens, Macro Cullsmos has a robust DEI initiative. I can put in a good word for your friend, if they would like. - MC Oleana
Troll Sisyphus must feel pride knowing he'll never be out of work. #Grind - MC Oleana
This board meeting is dragging on. Behead him already. #BusinessProfessionals #ThresherThursday - MC Oleana
Industrial compleX? I find it quite simple. - MC Oleana
Thank you, your highness. I try to serve as an #inspiration to like-minded trolls. - MC Oleana
It's impossible to get a good energy sludge around this place. #RiseandGrind #SuccessMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
How may I assist you? An application for spelling and grammar correction, perhaps? - MC Oleana
I'm pleased to announce that Macro Cullsmos will be partnering with ChitGPT! Culling has never been easier! Look forward to new AI features, such as lowblood detection, drone automation, and more! #MacroCullsmos #Advertisement #BusinessOwners #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit - MC Oleana
Are you one of the interns we laid off? - MC Oleana
Thank you for your response! I will pass on your information to the culling drones. - MC Oleana
Wait, are you the one who brought me my energy sludge? - MC Oleana
Oh, right, Mint... You were the only one who could make a sludge latte without burning the milk. - MC Oleana
The more bodies we feed it, the more it learns. Science is remarkable, indeed. - MC Oleana
@gracefulAggressor #Yaoi #SasuNaru #Shipping #Discourse If I might take the position against GaaLee, for sheer argument's sake. How do you suppose their rivalry goes so much "deeper"? So much "subtler"? It's clear their fight eXemplifies the theme that hard work and dedication can overcome odds, and that even someone born disadvantaged can be eXtraordinary. It's a great theme, and one even a wiggler could understand. Quite surface-level, really. Kind of "obvious." Only, Roclee didn't win the fight. He's not the main character. And the theme doesn't resonate much, in a series about the descendant of a hokage with an immense well of chakra and the power of a demon inside him, and an ensemble cast of his superpowered friends, who were all born with their own unique abilities. Yes, Naruto is bronze, but that doesn't make him any less eXceptional of a troll. The opposite, I would argue. Now, let's look at the themes present in SasuNaru. The power of empathy and bonds with others. The futility of the cycle of revenge. Hatred will only ever breed more hatred. To break the cycle, one must have love and compassion. We saw all these themes resonate throughout the entire series, countless times. Gaara's arc included. Pain. Obito. Just to name a few. Naruto pacified nearly every mass-murderer he came in contact with, simply through his sheer power of empathy. But Sasuke was the first troll he truly pitied, and the one he always came back to. The one he always fought for. The one he wouldn't give up on. The one he loved. As tiny wigglers, their ganderbulbs met, and they saw their own loneliness mirrored back at them. They hated each other for their similaries as much as their differences, and built a rivalry from it, but they couldn't deny the string of fate that drew them together. They soldered a bond so deep that even Sasuke himself couldn't sever it. You couldn't ask for a more perfect narrative foil for Naruto than Sasuke. Naruto fought for Sasuke, because their bond meant everything to him. No matter how much Sasuke tried to run from the love threatening to smother his fiery path of vengeance. Their relationship is so impactful that it codified the series' core themes. What you define as "deep" is clearly flawed, and wrapped in your own self-delusion. "Deep" isn't sifting through scraps, and inventing your own narrative where it barely eXists, just for the sake of being an insufferable contrarian. "Deep" is what you call the threads masterfully and deliberately sewn throughout the narrative as a whole. Being a true fan is about respecting the teXt, and developing the literacy to understand what it's trying to convey, first and foremost. You posit that Sasunaru is "obvious," but just because it's accessible doesn't mean that it's lesser. What you seem to interpret as "obvious" is literally just how storytelling functions as a medium. It's the rails on which it guides an audience to a conclusion. I would compare Sasunaru to an iceberg. There's as much there teXtually as you're willing to dive for. If you're going to aspire to a proper shipping snob, at least find an adequate hill to die on. You're not going to find much success defending a digbeasthill. #Girlboss #Smackdown #Relapsed - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
~Better than mine kid~
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knew you were gonna say that. blow yo imperial grade life support tubes smooth off then
your th1nkpan 1s huge and you manner of descr1pt1on 1s beyond parallel to that of altern1a's 1nfamous wr1ters
So, What's Your Problem? i Don't Have A Problem then Why Are You Here? #suggestive #lyricposting https://i.imgur.com/atpaohg.png
ehhhhhhh whatever >X3 heres something thats kind of cute i guess hehe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f91929d7494.png #nsfw / art by me
((SMALL OOC POST SO I CAN PUT A FEW PRISTINE REFERENCES AND GENERAL IDEAAAA WARNINGS: -mostly foul language and harsh ragging -VIOLENCE BLOOD AND GORE (3RD IMAGE BELOW HAS BLOOD AND IMPLIED VIOLENCE) -guy is a big tv personality, think SHAM-WOW GUY MEETS CRAIG FERGUSON -his products are mostly VERY HANDY HOME GADGETS AND TECH, CLOTHING, and VIOLENT BUT VERY CONVENIENT INSTRUMENTS OF DESTRUCTION.. and smoothie making! the big top cupcake guy also made the pocket guillotine for those pesky-on-the-go-decap situations EVERRRYONE finds themselves in -hes egotistical, vain, prideful, and deranged, and unfortunately a soft genius in engineering, but by golly can he put on a show tumblr tag: lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/pristine https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_7370.gif https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_6871.jpeg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_6869.jpeg
c< real >c
uhhh ocray mb fit still hits tho
~Nice l~OO~k bud~
◌ One important update - Himero looks very dashing in his suit. ⧂
>> He11o everyone!! ¡'m at the #m¡dn¡ghtc¡tyga1a and ¡f you want to ડay h¡ you tota11y can! ¡'m here w¡th @reડp1endentCandour of courડe <3 P1eaડe, c1oડe your eyeડ and pretend ne¡ther of uડ have been on our pa1mhuડkડ th¡ડ ent¡re t¡me. :P That ડa¡d ... ¡f you want or need to, you can obv¡ouડ1y ડt¡11 reach me wh¡1e ¡'m here.
Are the brands and corporations on Chittr now
Talking about WhatsApp. That Crocker shit is engrained in yalls lives atp
Heh. Got me
could you tell me more about these positive feelings this image makes you feel especially if any are physical
today im thinking about a fuschia blood prince and his indigo knight bodyguard and protector unable to pursue quads due to the taboo and questions it would raise, the knight stands at the princes bedside watching over him to protect him from any evil doer that may come to harm his prince just doing his duty while the prince pleasures himself and keeps eye contact with his knight, out in the open for the knight with such incredible restraint to drink in every inch of his prince as he plays with his own royal body "spill for me lad" the knight chokes out as the end comes near, not moving from his post at the princes bedside (tags: Prince/Knight, #nsfw, caste difference, this would be a good full fic, i wish i was a prince, but i would be a lowly serf, a stupid pathetic maid, hh, flushfic, pining redrom, no touching, exhibitionism, voyuerism, archive rating: E)
thank you so much! i would love to read your take on a dynamic that interests you like this sometime ^0^ i think restraint is such an incredible tool to be used narratively especially in quad focused writing maybe i just love the will they wont they trope too much!
Great can yoou dm me soome pics oof yoourself thoough oor i'd have too coome up with the stupidest cloothes imagineable foor yoou
We shoould make an art trade
...im so haPPy...you two are getting along now [':F Prayers really dO get ANSWEREd
(( ⚠️ ATTENTION: Please pretend Himero has deleted this post and his subsequent self-replies. ⚠️ ;P Obviously I can't actually do that for him, but let's all suspend our disbelief here. )) REDACTED POST: [>> hhhhhhhhh gog ¡ am hav¡ng the worડt duડk, one of my fr¡endડ hateડ mme and my other fr¡end m¡ght have exp1oded or ડometh¡ng ¡ don't even know what'ડ ggo¡ng on there but the peop1e ¡ rea11y care about are c1ear1y not happyw¡th me r¡ght now and ¡'m pretty ડure 1¡tera11y a11 of th¡ડ ¡ડ my fau1t (〒﹏〒) ¡ h¡t enter too ડoon but ¡'m pretty ડure the fr¡end that b1ew up ¡ડ okay ¡ th¡nk ¡t m¡ght have juડt been her pa1mhડk but ¡ don't know what happened and the fr¡end that'ડ mad at me m¡ght juડt hate me now and ¡ don't know what ¡'m go¡ng to do w¡th my1ડef and ¡ can't hhhhhhhh oh my gog #vent? #emot¡onડ #hhhbhbhhhhthhjt]
Gog, Sorry For 8eing A8sent Here And Failing To Give Reminders Throughout The Day 8ut #sicknastysunday Is Open Now, Hope To See You Lovely Folk There! Here Is A Reminder Of The Rules Same As Last Time. 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! #nsfw https://msparp.chat/sicknastysunday# –xoxo
god damn, 7ou are good. right on the mone7!
WROTHE PULLED WHO? WHAT
LOL? alr1ght 1 can respect that
looking pretty!
Nice crown of loose wires, very Matrix, very cool. #CanItRunHAL, you might be asking. The real question is #WouldHALBotherAfterGettingRankedShitTier.
MUEHEHEHEHE....PERFECT
c< wOuld yOu liKe us 2 step Off a bit? sOrry, just, tryiNg 2 uNderstaNd tHe bOuNdaries Here >c
MY ASSISTANT IN MY NUMEROUS SCIENCE PROJECTS!!!!
i think it can be arranged my dear vvesica if you wwould be amenable to it
c< well, NOw yOu Have all Of us! aNd we caN tell yOu Over aNd Over agaiN just HOw wONderful yOu lOOK! >c
I WANT YOU TO BE A LOT OF THINGS!!! INCLUDING AN INVESTOR IN MY DEXCOIN!! BUT THAT DOES NOT MATTER!! YOU ARE VERY NICE TO LOOK AT...
>> ¡'m g1ad you're good :)) Perડona11y ¡'m th¡nk¡ng of what to eat for d¡nner now A1ડo ¡t'ડ very cute that your be11y ¡ડ out 1¡ke that, ¡ ડhou1d wear more p1ayfu1 att¡re ડomet¡meડ
it looks phenomenal good wwork vvesica i suppose my question is really to ask if perhaps you wwould alloww me to admire it
𖦤 That / works :||
c< are yOu OKay? NOt used 2 tHis KiNda reactiON? >c
id like to see more wwoww my pumper is all a flutter like the thundering storming steps of a thousand centaur lusii
𖦤 Careful / with / that, / yeah? / Some / folks / love / crackin' / into / a / secret :||
c< i wOuldNt gO tHat far, but, yOu are beautiful aNd pretty! >c
>> How are you ton¡ght, Veડ¡ca!! ! You 1ook cute
vesica you are prettier than me which isnt a hard thing but i thought we were disgusting broodmates both ugly and rotten this is terrible terrible news
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Oh...! You're so pretty.... (^ o ^ ❀)
Not as slovenly as I eXpected, honestly. - MC Oleana
mmmmmm. t)(is raises a lot more questions...
you look um... surpr⚘s⚘ngly normal? ⚘ mean that as a compl⚘ment
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ah-- hmh. Pictured you being more gold. ]
t)(is is like a fucked up fun)(ouse mirror
:33< mewre so cute!!!
alright podthing you are pretty but i been knowwin this
ni(e to put a fa(e to a name
holy fuck youre acshoally reel thats crazy
𖦤 Off-caste, / looks / like. / Lmao. :||
your outfit is extraordinarily cute howw can this evven be and i do adore your hair wwould you consider letting me clean it for you
~Y~Ou're shitting me O~kay wait nO~ I can see it~
HELLLOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL (OR HANDSOME)!!
c< OH, HellO! yOure ratHer pretty! >c
>> H¡¡ Veડ¡ca!! !
oh wwoww wwoww wwoww wwoww wwoww
aw hell yEAh yOu'rE kIllIn it hAhA
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You're a coldblood? ]
:33< mewre furry welclawm!
I AM A SIMPLE TROLL. A SIMPLE, HIGHLY PREDICTABLE TROLL. I SEE A MOVIE NIGHT #WATCHPARTY, I GET CAUGHT LIKE A FLAILING INSECT IN A WEB, SOON TO HAVE ITS VITAL ICHOR DRAINED LIKE A FLESHY CAPRI-SUN. I NEED TO START HOSTING THESE FUCKING THINGS, MYSELF.
(hara(ter growth!
i came wwith the force of a four course horse smorgasbord #nsfww
HHH THOUGHT ABOUT SOMETHING FOR NEXT CHAPTER AND STARTED GAGGING。 I NEED TO FINISH THIS ONE ASAP。
prince of all duelists
>> y'a11 have got me burn¡ng up over here wjwhqkjwj haha ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡ ought to put th¡ડ one out there too then,,, (๑•﹏•) Here ¡ડ the rea1 th¡ng!! httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/H¡meroBu1geOut.png #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #bu1gep¡c #ડe1f¡e #aaaaaaaa #h¡merop¡cડ And @naughtyTechn¡c¡an aડ you requeડted to be not¡f¡ed ahaha
>> Okay, ડorry for the de1ay,,hhh Deep breath 1o1 Up unt¡1 recent1y ¡ d¡dn't even poડt my face much on Ch¡ttr, but here ¡ am!! Th¡ડ ¡ડ the much more tame opt¡on of the two ¡mageડ, becauડe ¡ don't fee1 1¡ke ¡'ve qu¡te gotten over my nerveડ enough to bare ¡t a11. Depend¡ng on what peop1e th¡nk, ¡'11 conડ¡der poડt¡ng the other one. ^ ^;; #nડfw #nડfc #ડuggeડt¡ve #ડe1f¡e #yeડ¡haveperm¡ડડ¡ontowearthe¡nd¡go #¡mokay¡mjuડtnervouડ #¡hopeya111¡kemehaha #h¡merop¡cડ httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/h¡merobe11yout.png
Pinned post! Rankmaid / Yomo-Sama She's a faceless mangaka who, when making public appearances, wears a sheep mask/basically a fursuit head. Her most popular series have all been NSFW BLs, but her current series (His Benevolent Patron) has a bit more plot to it. She almost never leaves her hive and has horrible skills with social interaction--her editor (who she will reference as Tanto-san) made her join Chittr under the guise of fan interaction but it's more for socialization and getting her to keep up with the giant workload of chapters she has to complete. Feel free to flirt or whatever-- her reactions aren't my own. If I'm uncomfortable, I'll just say that. At some point, I'm going to create a comprehensive doc for the manga? Just so things stay ironed out.
- Heh. Everything's comming up Mintyl! 😂😂
I Am Going Back To My Roots; Sexually Open And Emotionally Closed Off. #nsfw #positive #nsfc
Nevermind, Inspiration Struck. Concept, We're Cuddling On The Comfort Slab And Your Body Is Pressed Flush Against My Back, Radiating Heat Between Us With Each Breath As The Tension Between Us Grows Unbearable. Your Hands Wander And I Allow Them To, First Beneath My Shirt, Over My Grub Scars, Then Lower Beneath My Boxers As I Shudder In Anticipation. #nsfw #nsfc
gOoDnIgHt wOrLd, GoOd lUcK WiTh aLl tHe bUlGe sTuFf #NsFw
₍^. .^₎⟆ !’ve heard that sSsspank!ng purrbeastSSs makes them really happy, ! k!nda wanna try !t… #Ssuggessst!ve ?꠹
>> hwjwhwjwjwkhahaja we11, that makeડ me nervouડ!! 1o11 Maybe ¡'11 poડt bu1ge at ડome po¡nt but ¡ don't have fa¡th ¡n myડe1f bahaha
I'm Pointing Directly At Your Bulge Review In Response To This. #nsfw
well, there's li(king. no need to break an7 teeth for that is this #nsfw i think i'll be safe here
>> Honeડt1y been tempted to poડt ડome fu111 body p¡ctureડ of myડe1f,,,, Everyone e1ડe on th¡ડ ડ¡te ¡ડ ડo brave, and ¡ don't want to keep m¡ડડ¡ng out on the fun. Hahaha ¡ don't know ¡f ¡'11 ever work up to ડtra¡ght poડt¡ng bu1ge though.. (no ¡ don't fee1 preડડured, ¡ know ¡t'ડ okay not to, don't worry about me ;P) #ડuggeડt¡ve #nડfw?
friend, i ain't know nothin' 'bout ya exCept that ya rate folks bits. i'm not sayin' i don't fuCk with 'em! just... i don't know what i mean. o︵o
~I'd be d~Own t~O hang~
Join our team. Be our third. @tipsyGnostalgia
LOL
yea we can squad up n u can pick where we r droppin :D pspspspsps
any win for wrothe is a lloss for me i cant bellieve this. ↘️it is lliterally so over.↘️
>+. I AM *GOING* TO GET HIM #PREGNANT .+< #nsfw
I Think I Have To Get More #explicit As Revenge. #nsfc #nsfw
I Don't Even Have The Energy To Post My Explicit Thoughts Tonight. #nsfw #nsfc
(°. bulge ... n𖦹𖦹k. .... 𖦹r rumblespheres ........ . ch𖦹𖦹se wisely... .. --> #nsfw .°)
◌ I don't remember giving you permission to tag me in things like this beyond the initial chit. ⧂
Second worst is crazy. If I had feelings, they’d be pitifully wounded right now.
Simulated knife through the simulated heart. \></ <- Blank expression signifying unspeakable internal torment.
◌ It's fine. ⧂
<<"mmh... i-i get it...">>
i can livwe wvith top 10 placement
lockin in at number four wwith fivve
Noo i doon't knoow why yoou like it what
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #MYSCHMEAT xo)
"My name is Sairou Bjunki and this..! Is..! Legally distinct jackass!" The shaky phone camera footage pans over a hastily constructed course seemingly made for a motorcycle, installed by the edge of a canyon There are loops made out of scrap metal, ramps for jumping over pits, jagged spikes, and at least one ring of fire. The camera shifts to look at a tall, handsome troll, glancing over the course with disinterest. He has a motorcycle helmet under one arm, long and attractive horns, and the face of a movie star. The scratchy voice of the cameratroll picks back up. "Alright buddy, hold this." He passes 500 caegars in bills to the motorcyclist, then the phone itself. Everything goes blurry for a few seconds before focusing on the original cameratroll. A sneering face, four broken and chipped horns, an old bomber jacket, one literally black eye that occasionally stutters yellow, legs gone just above the knees, and a wheelchair that's seen better days. "Alright Mac, wish me luck!" "That's not my na-" Before Mac can finish, Sairou is already wheeling himself towards the massive ramp at the start of the course. He shoots the camera a thumbs up, a wink, and then splits his fingers and waggles his tongue between them. He pushes himself forwards, then is down the ramp in a flash. It's hard to say whether the ramp or his wheelchair are shaking more. Both look like they could give out at any moment. He picks up speed as he careens down it, further and further... He hits the jump at the end and goes soaring through the air, over part of the chasm below, and some spikes for good measure. He whoops and hollers as he careens through the air, then grunts as his chair slams down into the next part of the track. Sairou keeps up his momentum as he weaves in between spike walls that would gore him to pieces. The man is straight up Mario Kart skidding and slaaloming between them. Up next is a massive loop de loop, Sonic style. He reaches for what looks like a brake handle as he approaches, yanks it hard- and instead of slowing down there's a burst of flames behind him as his nitro boost activates. Sairou speeds through the loop without an issue, flies off the ramp at the end, only gets slightly singed by by the ring of fire... all that's left is to land on the large padded area on the other side of the canyon, marked with a large painted target. He flies, he flies, he's doing it, he's doing it..! Sairou crashes onto his landing pad, sending his chair flying away. He lays there, prone in the Family Guy death position. The cameratroll wonders aloud if he's dead. After a few moments, still face down, Sairou gives a thumbs up. @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
((Love the pokemon theme. A+
i believve those wwho doubt the competitivve vviability of @oleandersupernovva are sevverely under estimating the potential for its helping hand icy wwind support especially under intense slurry drippi i mean under rainy conditions this is truly the bulge of a troll dedicated to supporting their leader all the wway to the top and pavving the wway for a massivve attack to levvel the enemy field and for that i must command oleana on her excellent dedication to back line support #nsfww @bulgecurator
you can not see it but i am doing kawwaii pose wwith my fingers stretched into a vv-shaped peace sign as wwell as kicking one leg up behind me
In what way?
n0 that's stupid what am i doing it's recup time f0r fucking sure
he/uge
Mine Is She/her, Definitely
c< i MeaN, tecHNically? i use sHe/tHey/it, but i refer 2 My bulge as sHe/Her >c
iz there a pr0b1em with thiz?
D —> She has a tag just for me. I could not be any more entertained
:33< hiiii bulge purrson!!! :33< love what mewve done with the purrofile!
#CanItRunHAL: Imperial Drone. #WatchThisSpace.
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 xo) #MYSCHMEAT.
CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE. BY CALIBORN. LESSON ONE: NuM-NuMS https://i.imgur.com/jupVfFz.png YOu MAY ALREADY BE ASKING YOuRSELF. AS THE IMPETuOuSLY STuPID ARE OFTEN LIABLE TO DO uNSuPERVISED BY MEMBERS OF THE COMPLACENTLY LEARNED INTELLIGENTSIA. CALIBORN. WHY IS THERE A PICTuRE OF TIG OL BITTIES ON MY SCREEN. WHAT ARE THOSE. BIG CIRCuLAR SHAPED. ROuND MASSES. OF HONKABLE. DELECTABLE WHEN GRILLED. BREASTS. DOING IN THE FIRST LESSON ON CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. THAT IS FuCKING SICK. YOu PERVERTED FREAK. KILL HIM. KILL HIM AND STRING HIM uP BY HIS SuSPENDERS. TO THAT I SAY. FIRST. NO. SECOND OF ALL. NuM NuMS ARE NOT JuST BREASTS. THEY ARE NIPPLES. WHILE SOME ARE MORE PRONOuNCED THAN OTHERS. THIS IS A TEMPORARY STAGE LEADING uP TO PREDATION. IF YOu SEE A BIG BREASTED CHERuB. IT MEANS HE. OR THEY. I'M NOT NOT SEXIST. ARE HuNGRY. BuT INSTEAD OF THE SWOLLEN VENOM SACS HuMANS ARE LIKELY uSED TO ENCOuNTERING. WITH THEIR PuNY NATuRAL PREDATORS. OR THE DESPERATE FuCKASS RALLYING CRY FOR A MATE. OuR TITS ARE SOMEWHAT MORE PRACTICAL. IN FACT. EVEN THE MOST CuMBERSOME COWBAGS. SERVE. PuRPOSE. WE LIVE. SEVERAL ASTRONICAL uNITS APART. BITCHES GOTTA EAT. IMMEDIATELY. PLANETS TEEMING WITH LIFE ARE RARE. EVEN RARER. AFTER A CHERuB HAS BEEN THERE. EXEuNT THE SQuEAMISH. ENTER. SPECIAL STARDuST. OuR POWDERED MILK. THE BLuE STuFF. THAT COMES OuT OF THE TEAT. IN ABuNDANCE. WHEN STIMuLATED. AND ESPECIALLY WHEN HuNGRY. THE BODY PANICS. AND POWDERIZES uSELESS THINGS. LIKE EXOSKELETAL EXFOLIATION OF BONE. OR INJuRIES. OVER TIME. IT TAKES MORE. BARELY OFFERING BACK IN SuSTANENCE. WHAT IS FORFEITED. A CLOSED LOOP. BuT ONLY BARELY. SOME uNLuCKY FuCKS HAVE TO EAT METRIC SHIT TONS OF THE STuFF JuST TO SuRVIVE. LAuGHING IN DRuNKEN. HALLuCINATORY. GLITCHY TWITCHY BITCHY MISERY. STRANDED PARSEC CHERuBS MAKE DO. BEING DuST. IT IS ALMOST WEIGHTLESS. AND VERY EASY TO STORE. IT DOESN'T REALLY SPOIL. JuST TASTES LIKE SuGAR COATED BOOTY CHEEK FLAKES AFTER A WHILE. AND ROTS THE FANGS NEEDED FOR PREDATION IF RELIED ON OVERLY. THIS IS WHY SWEET TOOTH IS A NOTORIOuSLY WELL-KNOWN CHERuBIAN SLuR. YOu ARE CALLING uS. HABITuAL SELF-SATING TITSuCKS. YOu RACIST. NuM-NuMS ARE ALSO uSED FOR PARALYSIS OF LESSER SPECIES. SPECIFICALLY. OF THE LuNGS. NuM-NuMS RELEASE A SPECIAL STARDuST WHEN STIMuLATED. THE SIGHT. IS QuITE BEAuTIFuL. NOT A MOMENT GOES BY WHERE I AM NOT TEMPTED TO SQuEAL LIKE A BANSHEE (SHE/HER. JuST TO GIVE YOu AN IDEA ABOuT THE KIND OF HYSTERICS WE ARE TALKING ABOuT HERE) AND FONDLE MY OWN NIPPLES. THE ELATED HIGH IT BRINGS IS uNLIKE ANYTHING ELSE. IT EXCITES. PREVENTS SLEEP. AND BuRNS OuT MOST INADVERTENT JuJu POSSESSION. IT IS ALSO A GREAT NATuRAL HALFCHuB CHERuB SEMICONDuCTOR FOR JuJuS. JuJuS. ARE NATuRALLY ALL AROuND YOu. IN THE AIR YOu BREATHE. THE WATER YOu PISS OuT AFTER uSING IT. EVEN THE BODILY FLuIDS YOu SECRETE. uNRELATED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED PISSING. BY SuBDOING THESE INTERFERENCES. AND ISOLATING THE INFLuENCE OF ONE. PARTICuLAR THREAD. THE PuPPET IS EASIER TO CONTROL. AND LAuGHTER RESuLTS. THIS uSuALLY REVEALS THE LOCATION OF NEARBY PREY. WHO CANNOT HELP BuT GuFFAW. BEFORE BEING GOBBLED ALIVE. AND PROCESSED FOR TICKLISH NuTRIENTS. NuM-NuMS. CAN ALSO. DO SECONDARY SEXuAL CHARACTERISTICS HEALING. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WITH JuST A PINCH OF SPECIAL STARDuST. ALONG WITH A HAPPY THOuGHT. EVEN A uSELESS LEGGED. FuCKMASSIVELY ANXIOuS. ABSOLuTELY FuCKSTuPID MORONIC LAYABOuT. BOY. COuLD GET uP. DANCE. EVEN DO A SILLY JIG. PERHAPS IN CELEBRATION. OF THE NEWFOuND FREEDOM HIS SPONTANEOuSLY FuNCTIONING LEGS. ALONG WITH CALLOuS DISREGARD OF ANY BITCHES IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY MIGHT BRING HIM. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ENCOuNTERS WITH OTHER CHERuBS ARE VERY RARE. VERY VIOLENT. AND uSuALLY FATAL. IF YOu CANNOT NuRSE YOuR OWN WOuNDS. YOu DO NOT DESERVE YOuR NuM-NuMS. WHAT DO YOu EVEN HAVE THAT FuLLY INTACT FORKED TONGuE FOR. IF YOu CANNOT WHIP IT OuT. AND LAP uP A BIT OF THAT SWEET FuN DIP. YOu PATHETIC NONCHERuB DIPSHIT. THOuGH THE INTERNAL VIEW DOES NOT SHOW IT. THESE NuM-NuMS. THE NIPPLES. uSuALLY APPEAR AS SWIRLS. THAT IS NOT TO SAY. THEY ARE FREAKISHLY RIDGED. APPLE PEEL SHAPED IN TEXTuRE. BuT THE COLORATION. RESEMBLES A CHERuB'S CHEEKS. ONCE A CHERuB HAS SuCCESSFuLLY DOMINATED ITS OTHER HALF. THE NIPPLES BECOME COMPLETE. THIS IS REFERRED TO. AS A CHuPA CHuP NuM NuM. OR A CHuCHuNuNu FOR SHORT. CHuCHuNuNuS ARE A GREAT WAY TO CHECK. FOR EROTIC PREDISPOSITION. TOWARDS MATING. AS THEY BECOME QuITE SWOLLEN. TuRGID WITH SPECIAL STARDuST. FIT TO BuRST. AND CAuSE. LAuGHTER. AND MIRACLES. IT ALSO HEIGHTENS THE LIKELIHOOD. YOu ARE ABOuT TO WIND uP EATEN. AS MENTIONED EARLIER. THESE ARE PREDATORY PARTS. NuM-NuMS. ARE GOOD FOR NOM-NOMS. OR RuMP-RAMPS. PREPARE YOuR ANuS. OR PREPARE YOuR SEASONING. ACTuALLY. DO BOTH. YES. #WEEATASS AT ANY RATE. THAT SHOuLD JuST ABOuT COVER THE FIRST LESSON. IF THERE ARE ANY QuESTIONS. PLEASE HESITATE TO REACH OuT. AS I ALREADY COVERED IT. YOu JuST DIDN'T PAY GOOD ENOuGH FuCKING ATTENTION. YOu INGRATE. WHAT ARE YOu STILL DOING THERE. COMMENT. PRAISE ME. WORSHIP ME. FOR TELLING YOu THE SECRETS OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THE FACT. SPARKLY BLuE DuST. IS CHERuB LACTATE. AND PARALYSIS DuST. AND MORE POWERFuL THAN YOuR WEAK ASS WOMANLY CONSTITuTION FuRNISHED. BOOBS. MY NuM-NuMS POWERSCALE ME HIGHER THAN YOuR D-CuPS. #CHERuBIANANATOMYONEHuNDREDANDONE #BYCALIBORN #NSFW #BREAST #TITS #BOOBIES #TATAS #GOOGOOGAGAS #BADONKS #BADONKADONKS #BABADOOKBABADINGAS #DOBONHOKEROOS #SERIOuSHONKERS #DOHOONKHANKOLOOS #TONHONGEREKOOGERS #HuMuNGOuSHuNGOLOMGHONONONLOuGHOuNGOuS #LACTATION #BODYHORROR #VORE #ORALVORE #HARDVORE #MuRDER #ANATOMY #CHERuBS #NuM-NuMS #CHuCHuNuNu
*THAAAAAT'S* WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, FOLKS! TAKE NOTES, THIS IS HOW YOU GET NOTICED!
So glad I don't have a bulge
Horrifying private discussion with @bulgeCurator. ... This is no quasi-psychic charlatan. I think they might actually be able to see it. <:| #nsfw
Yes, you sure did. <:|
Gooood joob booy. Oor a girl. I doon't really care
Yoou're dooing great keep up with the gooood woork