The Doormaid
@gullibleColumnist
Newly hired.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I often find myself having the strangest dreams. Today I took a nap and had a dream involving a really big centipede. I believe an older man was throwing them at me in a desperate attempt to reclaim his younger glory. After I beat him and yelled at him a couple times to leave, another man came out from the wall and went 'Yo could you quiet down a bit my mums are sleeping'. So I apologized. I then woke up.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It’s been quite boring recently.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「https://files.catbox.moe/o43qy0.png」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Grahhh.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/61dYvvfIRtIDFuqZypPAta?si=09104fdbd0e94028」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Good evensong all.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm eating a coffee cake muffin.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This site has gotten a little less fun without Rankmaid. The devotchka served a certain niche. The niche is left unfilled. The ecosystem of Chittr has changed for the worse.」
we need somebody to start writing rpf on here and im not joking
i hope she's doing alright offsite! but yeah, she really was good to have around!
FORGET THAY SLUT. I’LL FILL YOUR NICHE. JUST AS FULL.
FUCK. FUCK. TYPO. I AM LAID LOW. BY FOUL AND CURSED EMOTION.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I doubt you could. But, you can try, it'll be fun to see you fall flat on your face and ask for a hand up.」
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MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「https://files.catbox.moe/bua1ab.png Photo taken by @handMaid」
GOMEN DOORKUN. I MEAN DOORCHAN. I AFTER TAKING THE PHOTO. I FELL. AND CRACKED MY HEAD ON THE SIDE TABLE. WE HAD A LIFE TOGETHER. IN THE POST CONCUSSION DREAM. YOU AND I. IT WAS LIKE. SCUTTLEBUGGY NAMED DESIRE. BUT I WAS LIKE IF THE NASTY HUSBAND WAS INSTEAD A BROAD. AND YOU WERE LIKE IF THE SOFT BITCH WAS A SOFT MAN. TOO BAD. #HHHH
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「You’re pathetic, Damara.」
WE ARE NOT ON A FIRST NAME BASIS. UNDERLING.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I’ll call you whatever I please since you’ve seemingly fawned and bitched yourself.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Occasionally I find it a responsible decision to decide that some individuals just have to quote on quote 'go'.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Here we have a circle, Smooth and inoffensive. This will be the basis for your revolution, gravity is crucial, geomagnetism. With some calculation we will find your logo. https://open.spotify.com/track/4ovWlaROLot6mH7PA4lryb」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It is hard to resist the temptation to make one of you go missing. See how long it takes anyone to notice.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Maybe so. Malicious things are normal to think on Alternia though.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Many things 'should' be different, but they won't.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I like this. https://youtu.be/3xHc-kNNjvU」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm watching The Summer Games Fest.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@tentativelyTenebrous I was asked to ask you, did you eat Vianti.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Just ate a "rotisserie chicken". Very good.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Forgot to post it. https://files.catbox.moe/g1gii5.png」
nice to see the full picture. stunning as ever darlin! i hope your night's going well.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「New icon, I like it more than the original.」
When are you gonna quit your job and hop on indeed
Wait cancel that though. I like that your icon and Sylink's icon look like you guys are about to do something epic and dynamic together.
no hang on i see it too. like you're gonna do a really cool fraymotif!
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Ghhhghh. My back hurts so much.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Nudes filmed in a Lynchian manner. #nsfw」