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What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
believve it or not but the lowwbloods that you see on the streets are free and you can just take them ivve collected six or sevven to use as bait for the more ornery beasts i got to take dowwn
are they ♯incriminating are they ♯repulsivelyshameful ♯betterburnthem ♯yoursicklittlebonfire
✿ loser instrument for grumblr weenies and british girls like dohdee HA HA
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, archive rating: M)
wwhyre you defending fuckin moirails this is a dogwwhistle if i evver read one clutch your typewwriter close cause eridans got you on his radar
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
[|||] can't believe i missed the rankmaid yaoi paddle beatdown,,, sigh if only she'd tell me to bend over too #nsfw
~is anybody going to explain vvhat the hell is happening at #eridanvveek? i’m actually regretting missing this novv
gahdamn part... fuck i dont remember.
xenomorph queen
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
iive meTT aTT lea2TT 4 or 5 diifferenTT ver2iion2 of my ance2TTor on TThii2 2iiTTe alone
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
[|||] oooh, i think i know who this is about~ and i know it isn't meeeeee~
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
yyou are a part of the problem it dont get smug! >0<
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
hey hide that fuckin gun you got cause i reported your ass
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
[|||] ugh,,, how much did i drink yesterday??? and what's this dripping down my leg??? oooh wait,,, darlin hehehe,,, #nsfw
well @ get used to it @ youre gonna see me a lot more
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww
[|||] tonight i learned that making out with a cute girl can really help with cigarette burns on the tongue~ #nsfw #justincase
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
[|||] ;]
[|||] don't forget you hatefucked this nook babe~ #nsfw
:33 < We prefer official statements if we can get them!
:33 < H33h33, maybe so.. but straight from the hoofbeast's mouth is always better!
[|||] officially i don't care what statement you want~
:33 < Reports are saying people are getting their NOOKS BLOWN OUT at #eridanw33k amidst the chaos?! #nsfw
▲I think we all know▼
[|||] i already got my nook filled by that cute dummy darlin at #eridanweek so i don't really care what happens, i'm going hoooooome lmao~ #nsfw
I saw you.
yOU lOokEd lIkE yOU wErE hAvIn a gOOd tImE i didnt wAnnA InterrUpt
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
[|||] gonna be #bouncingonit for awhile having a reeeeeeally good time~ #nsfw #eridanweek
look if you missed out you missed out but eridans sad handy booth is noww closed after satisfying six or sevven clients at #eridanwweek #nsfww
[|||] don't worry cutie, you're still awake this time~ damn, your bulge gets real huge from this huh??? maybe i shoulda brought you inside the last time~ #nsfw
[|||] shots fired and she's down but not quite out~ gonna have some fun tonight at #eridanweek #nsfw
[|||] taking aim at darlin,,, got her right where i want her,,, laser's on stun~ <3<
[|||] i can already see yoooooou~ ;] think i'll make like a meowbeast and pounce when you least expect it~
▼man this eridan week sucks bulge▲ ▼best thing to do here is leave▲
[|||] well you diiiiiid have a pretty nasty fall,,, not surprised you forgot~ just come find me and i'll give you a reminder, darlin~
[|||] you're at #eridanweek right??? find me in the darkest corners and we can have a little experiment~ <3< #nsfw
[|||] it would be the time i made you jizz in your pants with a stun laser except every loop i'd increase the number of shots and see if it effects the distance of your ropes #nsfw
[|||] the bounce castle may be gone but i'll still be #bouncingonit by the end of the event #nsfw
[|||] i don't think alcohol and owning a laser pistol mix because i'm just twirling this thing around like the revolver guy from troll metal gear solid,,,
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
▼Ah fuck they didnt give me back my lighter▲
▲guess i finally arrived at #eridanweek▼ ▼so this is where all the good parties went, of course they did▲ ▼@gullibleColumnist I got your ciggies dont keep me waiting▲
▲dont know what that means, dont care▼ ▲hit me up later ill post when i arrive▼
▲yeah sure, but theyre unfiltered so only take them if youre not gonna cough like a little bitch all over me▼
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
[|||] coooooonsidering i just unintentionally made a troll bust a nut with a laser beam tonight, i think i've had enough fun~ but i'll send my address for another time~ #nsfw
▲reminds me of my last pitch crush, maybe i should call her▼
[|||] you know i can see your chitts right??? wow~
☆ business as usual
[|||] just sent her home lol she still had sparks coming off her from the stun blasts i filled her with~
[|||] just tossed her in the back of a scuttletaxi, she's waaaaaay heavier than she looks~
[|||] hmmm,,, i never gave darlin my address,,, stalking me perhaps???
[|||] darlin's coming over so i'm putting on my pistol harness leaving my cutlass in the sheathe tonight though,,, don't wanna slice anything tonight~
[|||] going to take my laser pistol and vile cutlass to eridan week because i'm pretty sure like, darlin is gonna be ready to punch me in the face~ it's gonna be so funny, i fight better when i'm full of faygo~
[|||] you sound so pathetic right now~
Some Of You Spend Too Much Time Looking For Rumble Spheres And Not Enough Time Looking For The Truth.
none all my actions are perfectly reasonable and xave benefited me
>([i live my life a quarter mile at a time simply got no time for it w#ile im #ittin t#e nitro an rippin rubber]
[|||] might visit distra in the hopbeast suit again,,, think she might be desensitized enough to where she can look at me and only get a little nosebleed~
maybe it's difficult f0r s0me 0ther sad limp bulged s0lluxes 0ut there but y0u better believe i have abs0lute mastery 0ver my dicks. i'm the best fucking dual wielder this side 0f parad0x space. #nsfw
the rumors i have heard about your junk make that hard for me to believe. aiming two streams at the same time sounds very imprecise in my opinion! #nsfw.
~some lovvbloods on here could benefit from learning some basic respect before they end up vvith a harpoon to the skull. #vagueposting
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
☆ @gullibleColumnist
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TROLL DEADLOCK IS FUN AS FUCK. JUST HIT ORACLE EARLIER.
Good idea.
>ITS FFFFFFFFRIDAY GRUBFUCKAS! >WHATCHA: >PLAYAN >WATCHAN >LISTENAN >READAN >EATAN >DRINKAN >FAPPAN >FEELAN
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oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
=( Okay. Whatever. )
</3: Im Not Dangerous Dear!
but that wouldnt be fun, right? ×××
she let me hit because im silly and hawve a massiwve bulge #stayvwinning #nsfvw
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
* You wonder if there will be news soon. You always look forward to hearing from HIM.
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
> anyone wanna hop on tf2 rn #tf2 <
>([got t#e cylinder out]
♡I have been taking time to play horse games. I have never felt so alive in all my sweeps♡
and monty python and th3 holy grail'2 black knight?
Oh Behave. YEAH BABY!
☆ its you!!! you better treat chixie like the best moirail ever!!!!!
☆ moirails giving each other hickeys
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
CULL THE ONES YOU LIKE LEAST.
☆ good idea... killing game scenario? #cbtm
☆ my hive is overflowing with hoes does anyone know where i can get an inflatable sopor tub im running out of places for them to sleep
current mood: yearning #deepthoughts
ooonly DM me if yooou're, like, viooolet and abooove. #highbloooooodsupremacy #hemooospectrum
☆ shinobu bath scene vs karen toothbrush scene which way western trolls
=( You don't even answer my question and immediately come to me, demanding my services? A simple "hello" this early in the evening would do you wonders. Regardless, I will provide to you another installment momentarily. )
=( Good evening, Chittr. I have a busy night of indexing a new influx of beetle carapaces for an upcoming display I'm planning to hang in my entranceway. Entertain me while I sip this evenings tea; is there anything interesting happening in your lives? )
WELL MAYBE IF YOU'D READ THE LIGHT NOVELS YOU'D HAVE DEVELOPED TASTE
☆ moirails kissing
☆ they hate me because they aint me
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GET OWNED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!! #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #ALPHAMALE #SIGMAMALE #SIGMAGRINDSET
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⤐Survive ⊕r die. It is the same f⊕r all.
⤐The 1% are h⊕n⊕ured with a warri⊕r's burial.
⤐L⊕wbl⊕⊕ds kn⊕w better.
This seems like a rigged, imperialist system. ♣️ I think we should all boycott. ♣️
☆ kult score going into the negatives is an extremely funny idea
lEAst im still fUckIn bUrnIn. light in yOUr EyEs gets dImmEr EvEry tImE i sEE yOU girl put down the nIcotIne i dArE yOU
☆ seedflap really is so tsun tsun... always exciting when clanche comes around!
[|||] if you're not jealous then everything will be juuuuuust fine~
[|||] maybe i should test this theory sometime,,, but i won't be telling you how i will~
[|||] @xylitolthrall darlin's a bit jealous of the attention i was giving you earlier just thought it'd be silly to tell you about it where she can see it~
[|||] i dunno you're always acting weird to me when i'm hanging around with cutie pies,,,
☆ and theyre moirails too
[|||] why do you always seem so jealous when i ogle other trolls??? we're not even in a quad together~
>nisemonogatari toothbrush scene #nowwatching
>what the fuck is this nuclear wedgie >keep me out of your fetish
[|||] definitely not that either, stop being weeeeeeird
[|||] ugh you sound so formal when you say my name like that~
[|||] someone's jealous~
[|||] she already saw me in a hopbeast outfit it was only a matter of time
[|||] come die on my lap sweetheart we'll watch your animes together <3
[|||] i hope @titillatingnotions doesn't mind me hanging in her hive in a playtroll hopbeast suit
☆ no age gap, no read
<)-> wh4ts up skibidi sigm4s how 4re we doing in this unst4ble environment
You are bad at kismesis? Ego sum ira Domini.
#Bulgesout4chittr
gotcha
I don’t mean to shame any of my beloved followers but a pair of abs just followed me. This is even more intense than the boob situation. #nsfw
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[i have invested in chittr]]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
HOO HOO HOO. YES. GREAT MOMENTS, IN MY PERSONAL HISTORY.
thank you for offering / i'm just gonna nap here if that's ok with virsha
it's nice here actually / it's ok
when are people going to realize all of chixies music is just ai generated slop
single is ready / i'm gonna drop it tonight so get ready
mrow mrow mrow. mew dont know what's going to get mew.
mrow mrow mrow. hat troll in mewr hive NOW.
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
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professional foid killer right here
[|||] i mean we're dressed up in cute outfits at my matesprit's hive, i think that's pretty close
[|||] maybe i should be verified since i'm chixie's bodyguard but i don't wanna overstep my bounds,,,
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
High blood pressure is no joke. They have to do one hour of work a week for 10000 caegars.
thats ♯thecurse btw
mrow mrow mrow. the hat troll is after mew.
GOING TO BUY A FEMBOY LOW BLOOD SLAVE AT THE MARKET LTR. ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR CASTE? #FEMBOY #NSFW
@dynamicFlowfields i demand to be vverified your platform wwould be an evven bigger shithole wwithout my acerbic wwit im the only one big enough to state the facts wwithout extra flab im evven wwillin to pay a stupid membership fee money is no issue givve me my checkmark
☆ never let them lie to you rankmaid those old men are fucking nasty every second of every night #nsfw
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Say, have you checked out my latest song?
◇ It's SO sweet wheb you worry about me like this, Chixie-pixie. ◇
[|||] planning to wear playtroll hopbeast suits with a popular musician in front of my matesprit,,, it'll be like one of her anime shows!!!
♡ So many beautiful babes on here tolight. ♡
[|||] sometimes i let her pick out clothes for me!!! but uhhh,,, sometimes she brings a camera,,,
whats up guys howre them dogs hangin right now. my dogs are out on the edge of my desk just chilling and wiggling from time to time and they look like little vienna sausages
☆ embrace it ☆ engage with them ☆ leave them starstruck
☆ its like that ☆ but roleplaying too
☆ ok this is gonna sound a little weird, have you ever heard of RPF??
☆ sounds like a good time all things considered
@undyingUmbrage ugh chittr wwont let me respond to you directly im pretty sure this wwoke pos wwebsite is tryin to censor me anywway it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
she is straight up lyin ivve nevver heard a this bitch in my life
☆ never let the haters get you down austin!!
IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<
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=( About time you stepped away from your husktop. Perhaps I'll get some peace and quiet now. )
☆ dear god help me
I dont know what your3 2aying to m3 but im taking it a2 a p3r2onal in2ult and now im mad.
Ii'm nnot jjealous!! II hhandmade mmy ooutfit aand oone oof tthe wwinners wwas iin ffucking ooveralls oor ssomething wwho wwears ooveralls tto aa fashion eevent~<
★ vaguing tragan is weak. theyre literally a fashion icon. get the fuck off my feed
☆ no shame in being jealous!
- No actually no I changed mmy mmind it's WRONG to kiss your mmoirail
wow really ii hadnt notiiced.
ii cant get my Aii giirlfriiend two talk two me ii thiink ii fucked 2omethiing up wiith her code.
The united states is officially at war with @indomitableCapitaine
I see. If y9u d9n't mind, I'll 6e ad9pting the term f9r the durati9n 9f this c9nversati9n f9r y9ur c9mf9rt. That said, I am in n9 way veck-splaining anything, n9r d9 I see any reas9n t9 6ring gender int9 the equati9n. I just take issue with y9ur initial asserti9n that hem9caste fetishism is s9meh9w new, when it's 9ne 9f the earliest f9rms 9f caste-6ased 9ppressi9n and still 9ne 9f the m9st pervasive in the m9dern era.
I suppose I shall also post some pictures. It seems only fitting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce013f3042a2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d5015dfca6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0183803656a2.png
☆ the struggle of the self published artist. keep up the fight
To any indigos teals and ceruleans itching for a real klatch im happy to host a bop at my place tonight! Let me know if anyone can make the occasion. :)
counting or not counting rustblood violence?
Has anyone seen Condesce Owens?
scUttlebuggiEs #nsfw
>tealshit weeb crying in my dms about his sol shit again
where all them dilfs at i were promised? #nsfw
=( Okay? Was I speaking to you? This sounds like projection. Just because you do not posses the necessary quadrants to live out your fantastical perversion, I have no doubt you wish you could. )
☆ scandalous. where
=( Here comes another interesting tidbit for my friends seeking pertinent insect knowledge. There are several species of lawnjumpers with their ears located on their front legs. I hazard a guess you haven't yet HEARD that one before. Ha Ha. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
im straight up stroking my 8ulge who wants photos
in the cIub strait up jorkin it. and by "it" heh weII Iets just say. my cyIinder #nsfw
☆ kalian was lowk right when he wanted jerann to get torn about by pigs
#Nowplaying - with myself
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question