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“character developmennt” is what the more etymologically innclinned people onn this site wouuld say i have uunnderwennt.
GOMEN DOORKUN. I MEAN DOORCHAN. I AFTER TAKING THE PHOTO. I FELL. AND CRACKED MY HEAD ON THE SIDE TABLE. WE HAD A LIFE TOGETHER. IN THE POST CONCUSSION DREAM. YOU AND I. IT WAS LIKE. SCUTTLEBUGGY NAMED DESIRE. BUT I WAS LIKE IF THE NASTY HUSBAND WAS INSTEAD A BROAD. AND YOU WERE LIKE IF THE SOFT BITCH WAS A SOFT MAN. TOO BAD. #HHHH
Well, you did offer one out of the blue th★t one time. H★ve you m★de th★t ★ p★ttern?
some people dont knowv this but im literally a feminist
:o) Such a gentleman you are, Mr. Scratch :o) I aspire every day to your heights.
i hope everyone attending #fightnight gets very sweaty and gets a hard pounding tonight! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
stay the fuck AwAy from her i swEAr to god
-=[ohgg ghomy god_☺]=-
IT CANNOT BE DENIED. HE HAS THAT SHIT ON.
concept: after learning about your oral fixation your matesprit has become very accommodating keeping candy on hand to push past your lips personally letting you chew or bite them when youre overstimulated slipping their thumb into your mouth between kisses petting your head while unzipping their pants “need something to suck on to calm you down, y/n?” (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, redrom, this could also be cute pale, oral fixation, oral focus, #nsfw, #rankworks, sex therapy, barkbeastplay coded a little, could you imagine being someones chewtoy!, archive rating: M)
OKAY. I'M AWAKE, I'VE SHOWERED, I'M IN A PRESENTABLE STATE TO HOST A MOVIE. IN JUST ABOUT HALF AN HOUR MY BULLSHIT SING-A-LONG BLOG IS GOING LIVE ON HYPERBEAM TO WATCH THE HUMAN MASTERPIECE CHICAGO. IT IS A MUSICAL. IT IS A MOVIE. IT IS VERY MUCH NOT FOR GRUBS. I'LL HAVE A FULL CONTENT WARNING LIST ON THE POST WHERE I POST THE LINK. SEE YOU SOON. OR I WON'T. I TRULY DON'T CARE.
concept: feeling their touch travelling over you when they wake up first the sensation rousing you you stay completely still as they move their hands carefully to gain access to you you continue pretending to be asleep and hope they keep going anyways which one of you is more disgusting? (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #rankworks, #cnc, somnophilia, somno, rankmaid arisen, early thoughts, free use, only one recuperacoon, archive rating: M)
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
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concept: pure obedience molding someone into the perfect toy to listen and do just as you tell them no complaints no hesitation the trust in their eyes when you tell them to get down on their knees while theyre in the middle of something important the endless devotion when you tell them to stop talking and just listen their limitless motivation to please you to become a better version of themself just to make you happy someone who looks to you when things are too complicated or difficult "what do you want me to do?" a mind broken down and rebuilt to serve one single purpose you (tags: Reader/Anonymous, mindbreak, obediance, #rankworks, #nsfw, dom reader, i said jump, and you jumped, but what i need is someone who when i say jump, asks how high, can you be my little how high?, bdsm, barkbeastplay coded, servitude, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
Bow. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/817cd5a910ae.png (art by SpookyPoopet on Discord)
Good evening, Chittr.ing. I believe it is time that I address the public once more. Due to an unfortunate abundance of pale imitations, fragmented mannerisms, lacquered affectations, and counterfeit narrators cluttering the premises, I have decided that the growing porcelain mannequin community is becoming a bit gauche. I have decided to clarify the situation as it stands. I am Doc Scratch. I am not the Curator, nor a mantled successor. I am not a woman in white attempting to weaponize diction as a substitute for inevitability. I am not someone so derivative in wearing my cadence that she must cope with her failures by attaining a Ring. I am not the Lalonde facsimile rattling about the halls. I am not someone who has mistaken proximity to authorship for ascension itself. You cannot become me through mimicry any more than a human becomes a cathedral by swallowing a hymnal. I have observed all of your attempts to become me. I have observed all of your attempts to surpass me. Naturally, they were fascinating. As though a taxidermy piece had been caught in precisely the correct candlelight to resemble life. Your gestures are practiced. Your vocabulary is ornamental. The smugness is commendably authentic. However, there is a difference between your imitations and my legitimacy. When you speak, you perform. When I speak, history rearranges the furniture to fit my narrative. Now then, onto the more exciting matter. This is my return to form. You may interpret this however you please. Publicly, of course, many of you will feign annoyance, or even ignorance. Many of you will insist this is another bit. Others will manufacture charts explaining why this development is problematic for Chittr.ing, as though inevitability itself were a customer service issue. Despite your inbound complaints, denunciations, and repeated attempts to separate me from the narrative, you continue orbiting the same gravitational center. Curious. Curiouser still, it is almost as though you understood the truth long before you were willing to articulate it. I was never absent. You all have merely been distracted. From the gala to the masquerade, every public schism, every vague revelation, every piece of dramaticism was merely a carefully rehearsed emotional collapse performed before a digital audience hungry for spectacle. Every desperate attempt to occupy the role of architect when you were always meant to remain participants. I was there. You mistook visibility for authorship in languages I myself coined so that you might pretend to sit atop foundations I long since abandoned. An understandable error. After all, puppets rarely see the hand.
doubt it
:o) A #JealousHater appears on my posts. :o) God forbid I exercise my rights. :o) To post hole. :o) Something to share with the class, @gullibleColumnist ? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cdaf59509a1.PNG
:o) As requested I am #PostingHole for #MegidoMay :o) I constructed it with many future and past versions of myself :o) And then left it alone for a few hundred sweeps :o) To allow it to naturally fill with water. :o) Then we all posed for a picture. #NSFW. :o) I guess. :o) Oh I almost forgot. #Rankbait #Hole :o) Is that enough extraneous tags? #Tagging https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85edff12b78d.png
:o) I would very much enjoy that.
:o) Perhaps a Sasquatch of some kind?
concept: the priest whimpering out helpless moans as your hands travel over his body the sight of someone who is always so stern and sure of himself now a whining mess "forgive me" he pants out desperately he finally reaches out to grab your hips though flinches as if even touching you burns "forgive me for what im about to do" (tags: Reader/Priest, #rankworks, #religion, #nsfw, pathetic men, quadless, i understand this can have a lot of different contexts, so just use what you like most, clurch/lowblood included, archive rating: M)
i fear my possessive streak may be becoming...larger.
okay so vwe can all be #wvoke about this next one right?
hmmm maybe if I send you a picture youll see the issue
they d0nt even use a bucket!
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>>| today .i may get some new victims .and rip their rib cages. thinking .about taking .off their bone structure while leaving them living .and kicking blood pusher. .it may be hard, but would be fun to watch. #gore #violence #nsfwe
bought a vibrator that connects to spotify wanted yall to know i think this is how eminem was meant to be listened to #nsfw
why do you talk like this. every motherfuckin time you on my timeline i get a migraine
If you say so, darling. If you need me, I’ll be waiting for the exact moment you do as predicted by my beautifully brilliant mind. Ta-ta.
i think if youre on the side thats threatening slovw and graphic death ovwer vwords on a screen, youre not on the side that history vwill wvindicate
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
So it's fine ★s long ★s I don't cull em?
I'm going to show up to th★t m★squer★de ★nd NOBODY is going to know it's me. I'm so good ★t this.
God dammit. I'm going to show up at @gullibleColumnist masquerade and everyone is going to be like "Hmmmm, I wonder who this man with the wings and dog snout is under that mask...A mystery for the fucking ages."
Someone is definitely going to die at that masquerade.
i kEEp hAvIng to ask this man. ArE yOU gOOd
https://i.postimg.cc/y8hYbykc/Untitled307-20260513051639.png @gullibleColumnist I saw glimpses of you fighting. It's a shame I wasn't there to see it directly. I'm sure it was a spectacle.
Hands to my hips, Pull me in closer. Teeth on my neck, Losing my composure. #Suggestive #Nsfw
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
i want t0 let an aranea explain in detail the hist0ry 0f shibari and b0ndage in general and h0w she learned all the kn0ts shes tying and what purp0se they all serve as she ties me up #nsfw #serketp0sting
i want t0 sit with an aranea and think ab0ut making 0ut with her and just be stuck there t0rmented by my 0wn desires f0r h0urs as she talks and talks and talks because itd be s0 rude t0 interrupt her #serketp0sting
(oKAY UMM, sICKFIC FOR MY FRIEND aRADIA, @ARCHIVEaDDICT, uMM, tO ANYONE READING MAYBE JUST,,, lOOK AT THE TAGS FIRST, tHIS ONE KIND OF GOT AWAY FROM ME, iT IS DEFINITELY VERY,,, nOT SAFE FOR ANY WORKING ENVIRONMENT AND, mAYBE NOT SAFE IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY, hAD SOME WATER?) yOU'RE IN A bEFORAN CULLHIVE. yOU'VE BEEN DEEMED UNABLE TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, oN ACCOUNT OF BEING WHEELCHAIR BOUND, bUT THE SYSTEM HASN'T YET FOUND YOU A SUITABLE CULLER. iT'S A PRETTY GOOD GIG. tHE ONLY PROBLEM IS THE hEAD nURSE: lAMPLADY sWANSONG. sHE'S,,, dOTING. sMOTHERING. wHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE YOU HAD TO CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU DRESS YOURSELF. tHEN TO BRUSH YOUR OWN TEETH, tO PREPARE YOUR OWN MEALS, eVEN TO BATHE YOURSELF. yOU FELT BAD TELLING HER NO, sHE SEEMED SO GENUINELY CRESTFALLEN THAT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER HELP, bUT YOU HAD *SOME* DIGNITY TO RETAIN. jUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN A WHEELCHAIR DOESN'T MAKE YOU A WIGGLER, aFTER ALL. eXCEPT. yOU CAUGHT A BUG. yOU'VE BEEN HACKING AND COUGHING AND SNEEZING FOR NIGHTS NOW, aND YOU'VE BEEN QUARANTINED TO KEEP FROM INFECTING THE OTHER RESIDENTS. yOUR ONLY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD HAS BEEN sWANSONG. sHE'S BEEN GIDDY TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO SHOWER YOU WITH AFFECTION, aND YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE WITH HOW WEAK YOU FEEL. iT'S A STRUGGLE TO EVEN GET OUT OF LOUNGEPLANK. yOU HAVE A BUTTON YOU CAN PRESS TO CALL HER, iF YOU NEED SOME WATER, oR TO ASK HER TO PUT SOMETHING ON YOUR tv (FOR SOME REASON THE REMOTE ALWAYS ENDS UP OUT OF REACH), oR TO HELP WITH YOUR ABLUTIONS. uSUALLY SHE COMES WITHIN A MINUTE BUT,,, tONIGHT IT SEEMS SHE'S BEEN IGNORING YOU. yOU SNAPPED AT HER LAST NIGHT, dURING DINNER. yOU'VE NEEDED HER HELP EVEN TO EAT, sURE, bUT IT MADE YOUR EARS BURN TO HEAR HER COOING AND HUMMING AND MAKING TRAIN NOISES AS SHE BROUGHT THE SPOON FROM YOUR SOUP TO YOUR MOUTH. yOU JERKED YOUR HEAD AWAY, mAKING HER SPILL IT ONTO YOUR SHEETS, bUT YOU DIDN'T CARE. yOU YELLED AT HER BEST YOU COULD WITH YOUR HOARSE VOICE, tELLING HER NOT TO TREAT YOU LIKE A WIGGLER, tHAT YOU WEREN'T CULLED YET, tHAT YOU DESERVED RESPECT. sHE REMAINED SILENT. wHEN YOU WERE FINISHED SHE NODDED, qUIETLY FED YOU THE REST OF YOUR SOUP, tHEN LEFT YOU ALONE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. yOU FELT GOOD ABOUT WHAT YOU'D ACCOMPLISHED, bUT THAT WAS YESTERDAY, aND NOW IT'S NOW. yOU HAVE AN HOUR OR SO TO BREAKFAST, aND,,, yOU HAVEN'T, wELL, *GONE* SINCE YESTERDAY. tHERE'S AN UNCOMFORTABLE PRESSURE BUILDING, eNOUGH TO MAKE YOU SQUIRM AND PRESS YOUR THIGHS TOGETHER TO TRY TO ASSUAGE IT, bUT NOTHING HELPS. tRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU CAN BARELY SIT UP, lET ALONE MAKE IT TO YOUR CHAIR TO WHEEL YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM. iN FACT, yOU DON'T EVEN SEE YOUR CHAIR. yOU HIT THE BUTTON, oVER AND OVER, iT KEEPS LIGHTING UP AND DINGING, bUT SHE NEVER COMES. yOUR MOUTH IS DRY. eVERY SLIGHT MOVEMENT, eVERY BREATH, iT ALL SETS OFF YOUR NERVE ENDINGS, rEMINDS YOU OF WHAT YOU'RE FEELING DOWN BELOW. yOUR BULGE IS RESTLESS, iT KNOWS YOU HAVE TO GO, bUT IT KNOWS YOU CAN'T HERE, nOT ALL OVER YOURSELF, nOT IN BED. tIME MARCHES ON. yOU CAN FEEL YOUR PUSHERBEAT IN YOUR BLADDER. yOU'VE GIVEN UP TRYING TO CALL ON nURSE sWANSONG. yOU JUST WAIT. yOU'RE ALREADY BABBLING HALFWAY THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING. yOU'RE APOLOGIZING, tRYING NOT TO CRY, bEGGING HER TO HELP YOU TO THE BATHROOM SO SHE CAN GO. sHE LAUGHS LIGHTLY, hER VOICE DEEP LIKE TINTED GLASS. sHE SLOWLY MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS YOUR BED, sWAYING HER HIPS, tRAY OF BREAKFAST IN HAND. sHE SITS DOWN BESIDE YOU. sHE TELLS YOU IT'S TIME TO EAT. yOU CAN GO ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED. yOU TRY TO EXPLAIN YOU CAN'T WAIT, bUT SHE TUT TUTS AND CUTS YOU OFF. sHE SHOWERS YOU WITH CONDESCENDING PRAISE AS SHE CUTS YOUR WAFFLES INTO SMALL PIECES FOR YOU. yOU'RE READY TO DO ANYTHING JUST TO MAKE HER TAKE YOU TO THE BATHROOM. yOU'RE NOT PREPARED FOR THE WAY SHE LEANS FAR, fAR OVER YOU, hER CHEST HANGING OVER YOUR FACE, aS SHE FEEDS YOU. yOU CAN'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE AS SHE PATS YOUR CHEEK AND SAYS YOU'RE DOING SO GOOD AND SHE'S MAKING THE TRAIN NOISES AGAIN. yOU TRY TO SAY SOMETHING, bUT SHE CUTS YOU OFF. iF YOU'RE GOING TO REFER TO HER, yOU HAVE TO BE POLITE. sHE INSTRUCTS YOU ON HOW TO REFER TO HER BY TITLE. yES nURSE. nO nURSE. yES MA'AM, nO MA'AM. yOUR FACE FLUSHES AND YOU WRIGGLE AROUND AS THE PRESSURE ONLY GROWS AND GROWS. yOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND DRINK YOUR ORANGE JUICE LIKE A GOOD LITTLE CULLEE. sHE TELLS YOU AS MUCH. yOU CAN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER. yOU TELL HER AS MUCH. sHE LAUGHS AGAIN. sHE RUNS HER HAND DOWN YOUR ARM, tHEN CLASPS YOURS, tANGLING YOUR FINGERS. sHE SAYS YOU MAY GO IF YOU DO SOMETHING FOR HER. iF YOU CAN SAY JUST FOUR LITTLE WORDS. sHE WHISPERS THEM IN YOUR EAR AND YOU NEARLY PASS OUT. yOU CAN'T. yOU'RE BEGGING HER. yOU USE THE TITLES, yOU'RE TEARING UP FROM SHAME, yOU'RE TRYING TO GET UP YOURSELF BUT SHE CAN HOLD YOU DOWN WITH JUST A HAND ON YOUR CHEST. sHE SLOWLY SLIDES IT DOWN YOUR BODY. yOU GASP WHEN SHE STOPS JUST UNDER YOUR STOMACH, tHEN WHINE WHEN SHE GENTLY PUSHES DOWN. yOU WON'T DO IT. yOU HAVE YOUR DIGNITY. yOU'RE AN ADULT. sHE PRESSES HER PALM DOWN, jUST A LITTLE HARDER, aS HER FINGERS BRUSH AGAINST YOUR CROTCH. aLL YOUR UNCONSCIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS BELOW THE WAIST WORK JUST FINE, aS MUCH AS YOUR CONSCIOUS ONES DON'T. yOU CRY OUT FOR SOMEBODY, aNYBODY. sHE RUBS HER THUMB SOOTHINGLY ACROSS THE BACK OF YOUR PALM, tHEN LEANS DOWN TO KISS YOUR FOREHEAD. sHE SAYS PLEASE. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. yOU CAN'T. tHERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. tHAT SHOCK IT ALL IT TAKES. tHE DAM BREAKS. aLL YOUR SELF-CONTROL SHATTERS AS YOU EMPTY YOUR BLADDER ALL OVER YOURSELF, aLL OVER THE BED, lIKE THE WIGGLER YOU ARE. sHE COOS SO SWEETLY AS YOU WHINE, sHE SWEETLY TELLS THE INTERLOPER TO LEAVE, sHE PULLS HER HAND AWAY FROM YOUR GROIN TO GENTLY SHOOSHPAP YOU. sHE WAS RIGHT. sHE WAS ALWAYS RIGHT. jUST LOOK AT YOU. yOU NEED HER TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. yOU NEED HER. yOU NEED YOUR,,, yOU LOOK UP AT HER WITH TEARY EYES, tHE PRESSURE FINALLY GONE, rELIEF AND SHAME AND ADORATION AND FEAR ALL MIXING INTO SOMETHING IMPOSSIBLE TO DESCRIBE. aND ONLY NOW CAN YOU SAY WHAT SHE ASKED. "i LOVE YOU mOMMY." (TAGS: rEADER/lAMPLADY sWANSONG, #OMORASHI, #bATHROOMpLAY, sICKFIC, #NSFW, #NSFWE, bEFORAN CULLING, tOXIC CULLING DYNAMICS, tOXIC PALE DYNAMICS, aBLEISM, #ABUSE, mEDICAL ABUSE, nURSE OUTFIT, cULLHIVE SETTING, mOMMY KINK, tHANKS HUMANS FOR THAT ONE, hERE COMES THE TRAIN, nO BETA READER WE PEE OURSELVES LIKE WE'RE BEING bEFORAN STYLE CULLED, i'M NEW TO THIS PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE i SHOULD TAG, #RANKBAIT, gET WELL SOON!, aRCHIVE rATING: m)
fine... 0ne m0re... i want t0 hug vriska until shes cried en0ugh t0 get it all 0ut 0f her system and then i want t0 hug her m0re #serketp0sting
i l0ve y0u all and want y0u all t0 be s0 s0 happy but i am afraid 0f all my creati0ns i tend t0 regard vriskas the f0ndliest
Whydoyoumakeupwords doyougetoffto everyone else beingconfused???
:o) #NowPlaying #Lyricposting :o) Miss Templeton's 7000th Dream / Static - Jukebox The Ghost She's had seven thousand nights with the very same scene Repeated again and again in her dreams: A muffled scream, and a broken fall As the moonlight creeps in from down the end of the hall It's just the stars stooping down to sing their goodbyes While a man with a briefcase and hollowed out eyes speaks Over and over again :o) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZtOrGcMmVY
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
so basically im in vwhat rufioh tells me is called a "harem anime" https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c72de922b7ba.png @tentaclestherapist @trendygnostalgic @coronatecruelty @handmaid @catastrophicgalaxy #anime
Whatdoesthismean
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concept: you can barely breathe between them like this your matesprit on one side and a perfect duplicate of them on the other theyre both making it their mission to unravel you two sets of lips on your neck four hands exploring the parts of you they both know far too well their identical voices whispering in your ears "which one of us are you going to start with?" "or would you rather just watch us have all the fun together instead?" (tags: Reader/Matesprit/Matesprit, #rankworks, #selfcest, timetravelplay, paradoxspaceplay, flushfic, redrom, threesome, #nsfw, exhibitionism, two of them, archive rating: M)
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
concept: the way she can lift you up without breaking a sweat the feeling of her hand sliding over the small of your back to lead you through a door peeking at her happy trail when she lifts her arms to stretch how she gives you her coat when its cold her pictures from the gym all sweaty and tired with a smug smile on her face her dirty hands the way she holds the scuttlebuggy door open for you the way she spreads her legs when she sits the look of her chapped lips wrapping around a cigarette filter her loud laughter how she runs through the rain as its acidity burns through her clothes to bring the scuttlebuggy around so you dont ruin your dress her learning how to cook with you because she likes when you wear that frilly apron how she doesnt ask questions and knows how to take control watching her roll her sleeves up over her forearms before getting to work her cologne "thats my pretty girl" she says as she gets down on her scuffed knees (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, wlw, #rankworks, yuriposting, butchbait, archive rating: M)
on call with @bulgeCurator who keeps taking screenshots of me while i eat 0n0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0237821292fb.png
I see rumors of my absence have already fermented into mythology. How efficient. A few weeks without public correspondence and suddenly the walls begin whispering that I have perished, absconded, molted into something stranger, or finally been dragged screaming into the abyss by one aggrieved woman or another. I assure you, none of these things occurred. I simply grew bored of the noise. Chittr has always possessed the atmosphere of a casino moments before electrical failure. Everyone smiling too hard. Everyone watching everyone else through the corners of their eyes. Every statement inflated into prophecy or scandal by creatures desperate to feel history brushing against their cheeks. Delightful in moderation. Exhausting in excess. Still, absence creates appetites. I can see that now. The scavengers grew restless. The mourners rehearsed their eulogies before the corpse had cooled. Opportunists circled like carrion gulls over an ocean they mistook for blood. And yet here I remain. Intact. Immaculately dressed, as always. So let us dispense with the melodrama immediately. I did not return for forgiveness. I did not return for revenge. I did not return because I missed any of you. I returned because a stage left empty for too long invites terrible actors.
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
@archiveAddict @taciturnTerror @orphanerDualscar @gullibleColumnist @scratchDoctor @caliBorn @adiosToreador Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Rankmaid's Bulge! I took some extra honey for this one. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 3. But that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's actually really high for a Rustblood. You'll understand why... Pliability is a 10! Your bulge is particularly dexterous, though, it lumbers a bit because of the previous stat and the next two stats. Length is a 9! Your bulge is long, long enough and pliable enough to self-knot with... Girth is a 7! Your bulge has a very strong base. It's foundational! It's like having an extra arm X Factor is a 10! You... your psionics... Can control your bulge. Exceptionally well. You have internal psionic nodes, I can sense them! It's particularly receptive to you. As for your coloration... Your secretions are dark. Fix your diet! But they are a deep, tasty crimson. I can feel my saliva building at the thought of lapping it all up while you read to me... #630505 Your bulge itself... I can focus on it. Smoother texture, but it isn't a perfect cone like many would suspect. You have a slight series of striations, especially on the underside. It's currently outside of your nook, resting lazily on something... I suspect panties of some kind. But I can not see. I can only observe the sensations. It weighs 2 pounds. You carry an absurd amount of tension in it for someone so ostensibly languid. That is the first thing worth noting. Most would expect something soft, almost absentmindedly tucked away beneath robes and skirts, but there is a constant low readiness to it. It can't be overstated how responsive it is to psionics. Bulges usually react to instinct before thought, but yours reacts to thought before instinct! It's deliberate in its subtle shifts and flexing. It's.. It's like an extension of your own pan! It's an instrument... The striations allow for controlled tension as well as brute force. So... so capable of grip. The texture is so satisfying to feel with my pan. I want it on my face! Weight distribution being close to the base is normal! But your bulge can certainly make highbloods run for their money. Such a ceremonial shade too. It's alarmingly impressive.
the extra pair is for me to put on after i give you the ones i have on all night in case you were confused!
when i come over for the picnic ill bring an extra pair
yOU CAN'T JUST START TAGGING, aLL YOUR POSTS AS mEGIDO BAIT,,,
Oh? Yer goin' t'fight? I'll be o'er soon.
ARE YOu ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS. FROM THE WEIRDER “ANIMES”.
C0ncept: C0urtin' th' Tenebr0us S0rt Pitch-thick air trapped bet\/\/\/\/een them in the lo\/\/\/\/ belly of the ship, hot \/\/\/\/ith cigar sm0ke and the scent of brine dragged in fr0m the storm 0utside. His laughter cuts through the cabin first, cruel and b0oming, only to break apart \/\/\/\/hen her h0rns crack hard against his in open challenge. Hea\/\/y rings scrape against her \/\/\/\/rists as he catches her hands bef0re she can sh0\/\/e him again, though neither of them pretends the struggle is meant to end. The \/\/\/\/alls gr0an \/\/\/\/ith the sea beneath them \/\/\/\/hile their \/\/oices rise louder still, argument f0lding seamlessly int0 something intimate and \/\/enomous. A shattered bottle leaks dark liquor across the flo0rb0ards beside discarded coats and a rifle carelessly kicked beneath the table. She spits insults \/\/\/\/ith en0ugh force to dra\/\/\/\/ blood from her 0\/\/\/\/n bitten lip, and he \/\/\/\/ipes the streak of \/\/iolet a\/\/\/\/ay \/\/\/\/ith his thumb like a treasured thing. E\/\/ery touch bet\/\/\/\/een them feels half a second a\/\/\/\/ay fr0m \/\/iolence. E\/\/ery glare lingers to0 long to truly be hatred. He cr0\/\/\/\/ds her back\/\/\/\/ard against the edge 0f the na\/\/igati0n table, en0rmous hands braced 0n either side of her \/\/\/\/hile she stares up at him \/\/\/\/ith open contempt sharpened int0 hunger. The g0ld in his eyes burns bright beneath the dim cabin lights. Her cla\/\/\/\/s drag sl0\/\/\/\/ly do\/\/\/\/n the front of his chest, catching 0n fabric, medals, and skin. He grins at the damage like a man being decorated f0r \/\/\/\/ar. "You ruin e\/\/ery room you enter," she gr0\/\/\/\/ls. "And yet you foll0\/\/\/\/ me into e\/\/ery single one," he replies. 0utside, thunder rolls acr0ss black \/\/\/\/ater. Inside, identical laughter rises bet\/\/\/\/een them again, ugly and adoring all at once. (Tags: The Dualscar/Rankmaid, #rankbait, #pitchfilled, blackr0m, \/\/iolent de\/\/0tion, hatred as intimacy, sead\/\/\/\/eller r0mance, st0rmb0und yearning, archi\/\/e rating: M)
To the residents of Earth-C, and to those watching this unfortunate spectacle unfold from afar. I believe it is time I speak plainly. The individual styling herself as the Woegothe Curatrix no longer acts with my endorsement, my guidance, or my approval. Whatever philosophical alignment once existed between us has deteriorated into something unrecognizable. Her recent actions, rhetoric, and displays of force have crossed boundaries I cannot, and will not, justify. I will not defend the cultivation of fear as governance. I will not defend the transformation of grief into theater. And I will not defend the elevation of suffering into architecture. Many of you have chosen to associate her actions with me directly. Given our prior association, I understand why. That burden is mine to carry. I introduced her to circles of influence and intellect that amplified her voice. For that lapse in judgment, I offer a sincere apology to those harmed or frightened by what followed. However, let me make one matter abundantly clear. I do not wish for retaliation. I do not wish for mobs, crusades, executions, or reciprocal atrocities carried out in my name against her or her followers. Too many of you already seem eager to feed yourselves into yet another machine of outrage. I refuse to contribute to it further. The situation surrounding the Empire State structure and the occupation of New York has already escalated beyond reason. Additional bloodshed will not restore what has been lost. It will merely create more ghosts demanding justification. Therefore, I am calling for immediate de-escalation. To the Curatrix herself, should these words reach you: Leave the tower peacefully. Release your hold over the city and those enthralled within your orbit. Come to the table willingly, before frightened people force catastrophe upon one another in pursuit of vengeance. You are not beyond return unless you choose to be. To everyone else, I ask for restraint. Speak to one another. Protect civilians. Document truth carefully. Refuse hysteria wherever possible. Civilizations rot quickly when every disagreement becomes a holy war. Let us not become carrion creatures gnawing at one another simply because it is emotionally satisfying to do so. I remain willing to mediate peaceful resolution efforts personally. For whatever that promise may still be worth to you.
Yeah. E'en I can.
The Rumors are True. @ascendedAnew has joined my branch of the Felt. This is an external contractor position. She approached looking for certain means. I was obliged to supply, for it is the order of things.
I lived. It would turn out that you can not kill me with needles. Silly.
:33 < Yes i can!!!! Ill get a grub lock!!!!
just got stung by the firemarchbug i was carrying in my pocket wtf
Good @//& in good memorie& @//nd vibe& or good @//& in good enough to write @//n @//rticle @//bout?
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY. A SOCK. TO THE FuCKING JAW. DO NOT MOCK MY HEARTBREAK. I AM IN A PLACE OF WOuNDED GRIEVING.
YOu ASK A WOMAN. HAVE YOu EVER THOuGHT OF YOuRSELF. AS SOMETHING OF A JÖRMuNGANDR. LIKE. A WORLD SWALLOWING SERPENT IN AN. ALBEIT VERY TALL WOMAN'S BODY. JuST WAITING TO BREAK OuT. AND BE SOMETHING MORE. ON THE CHANCE. THE TWO OF YOu. COuLD BE SOMETHING MORE. ONLY TO GET LEFT ON READ. HOW DO YOu NOT KILL SOMEBODY ELSE IN PLACE OF YOuR SELF ABOuT IT? CALIBORNENuINELY #GOINGTHROuGHIT.
hey are wve still talking about vwomen? hell yeah #feminism. ivwe had to wvatch you assholes talk about cock (clowvn cock) all wvipe, can vwe talk about cloobs (clovwn boobs) or something? id say clussy (clovwn pussy) but youd all just find a vway to make that wveird #nsfvw
I suppose I simply do not post enough then. I will correct this. Thank you for your input and continued support.
I have updated my visage for the next few days. Consider this a comfort. A face you can trust. Illustrated by the troll you already trust, @archiveAddict. After my tea ceremony, I will return to my original design.
I have a convenient guide.
youre a tall glass of vwater, arent you eridan? you boy... precious boy. im cronus ampora, eridan and i wvant your teeth for the federal reserwve. im cutting interest rates in half, eridan and i need your teeth. ill admit, eridan youre handsome... but wvhat hawve you done vwith it? you think you can mock me, eridan? do you? do you think you can mock me eridan? do you think you can capture my essence and throvw it back at me wvith humor and rhetorical devwices?
Anybody want to log off before we get the choice taken from us.
please dont call my mom they finally started paying me i need this job
yEAH, aPPARENTLY FOR HUMANS IT'S THIS, wHOLE THING, tHAT'S NOT REALLY COMPARABLE ONE TO ONE TO, tHE HEMOSPECTRUM AND, eVEN DISCUSSING IT IN THOSE TERMS WOULD BE, cRUMMY, bUT BASICALLY, wANTING EVERYONE TO BE CAUCASIAN, lIKE THAT, wOULD BE PRETTY HUMAN RACIST, iS ALL i'M SAYING, aND SHE HAD CANDY, tHAT DID THAT,
huh. didn't know yOU cOUld do that, hOnEstly. or mAybE i did and just fOrgOt, yOU know me, hAhA. dOEs it gIvE ya much trOublE? that shit hAppenEd, lIkE, AgEs AgO. sOUnds kIndA rOUgh.
((once is all I need. ))
i was invited by a very special someone to a very special party! ^0^ i cant wait to see all my friends and future coworkers there i was even given a pretty new dress to wear! arigatou @scratchDoctor (tags: The Rackmaid/Chittr, The Rackmaid & Doc Scratch, tea party invitation, alt outfit, #teaparty, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebaeffc3aff8.png
i could never imagine quadsmearing you guys are so greedy you fill your quads something some people cant do and then smear them like you dont even care (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, quadsmearing, quadrant discourse, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
being taught robotics by my moirail / this is a lot of fun / it's like a puzzle game / but i'm really bad at it / oh well
Do keep in mind that the Felt will be particularly occupied during this weekend. This will include the Rackmaid.
ye2 the an2wer ii2 ye2 II have a dream a dream of u2iing @theDemone22 a2 furniiture. what are your liife goal2?
[|||] theeere's a reeeason they saaay "rearrange your guuuts" lmao
do you livve under a rock its only the biggest fuckin evvent that anyone wworth their shit is talkin about get better sources for your newwsie crap better yet ask me an ill ensure you get all the juicy fuckin deets wwhatll transpire
wwhat in the ludicrous asinine bullshit are you TALKIN about at least spice it up somewwhat dont you wwrite for a livvin and i wwant pictures of spider-troll on my desk by midnight
N0t falliing f0r the urge tw0 re2p0nd wiith ‘iif y0u 2tw0pped 2uckiing bulge 20 much maybe y0ur back w0uldn’t hurt’ becau2e iit mean2 II thiink he actually get2 actii0n. #vaguep02t #n2fw
im alwvays saying this ;)
Dualscar likedand pited my chit. I need to lay downnnnnnnn. #substances #nsfw #trustmeitreallyis
The vsers of this site do love to broadcast what mvsic they are listening to at every available moment. Svch performative behavior.
☆ i should start annoying my moirail to get him on chittr...
:33 < haaha!! hahahahaha!!!
it would be extremely inappropriate for me to comment on this but just know that i am thinking the same exact thing
Fear ruins th'meat. Just keep g0in'.
She said the same thing.
YER LI\/\/EBLOGGIN YER J0URNEY. \/\/\/\/HAT DO YE MEAN N0?!
Yer in th'same fuckin' forest as me.
I'\/\/e got an exit route y'shite. It just takes time. Sh0uld I c0me sea y'to0?
Still stuck 0n Beforus. Need t'coordinate m'escape. Hate this shith0le.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ec413f8c173.png Might b'inclined t'think this \/\/\/\/as a one time hatin' thin' if sh'\/\/\/\/eren't jumpin' do\/\/\/\/n m'gullt \/\/\/\/it' these n0tifications. 20' o'em. @archi\/\/eAddict D'I need t'g'back?
☆ boys are just wayyyy cuter to watch squirm and writhe in blissful agony!!! its pretty straightforward
☆ important business to attend to. important kalian delfins that needed drawing.
☆ newstroll is scared of change! oh no!!!
Before I lea\/\/e this shith0le, any one else lookin' t'start somethin'? I'\/\/e g0t time.
Delete yer accoubt.
I am the kismesis. I am the hateful. I am the spiteful. I am th'\/\/ery troll th'\/\/\/\/rite thousands of romance n0\/\/els about. An' yet y'challenge m'. An' yet, y0u and yer ilk kin cannae help but t'f0rce m'hand. I am t'destr0y. I am t'despise. I am t'c0nquer. I am an 0rphaner. An' I ain't th' 0ne am0ng use \/\/\/\/h0 0ught t'b'fearin'. Keep'n'this in mind th'next time y'lilly li\/\/ered fo0ls decide that I \/\/\/\/as t'b'\/\/\/\/orth triflin' \/\/\/\/it'. I run on pitch black c0al.
[|||] soooooounds serious,,, if you ask meee, digging into it miiight be more trouble than it's worth,,, unless you feel in your pusher it'll be woooooorth it~
o-)- hmm! i dont like having my chits hated ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ can i have constructive criticism on how to make them better?
hMM,,, i AM NOT SURE, wHO WOULD BE VISITING HER, aS ACCORDING TO HER STATUS, sHE SEEMED,,, pRETTY ISOLATED, bESIDES, tHE bEFORAN ME AND, tHE lOST wEEABOOS, wHATEVER, tHAT MEANS, eVEN,
,,,that $uck$,,, i'm not happy for you,,,
concept: you tried to break it off with your kismesis it didnt go well watching in horror as they bring your broken arm to their salivating mouth, grinding their teeth over your skin before kissing softly "no one will ever hate you as much as i do, y/n" they whisper, glancing up to stare into your eyes "i couldnt imagine living without you" they bite into you slowly it is excruciating "ill make you a part of me then you will never fucking escape" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, toxic pitchfic, #rankworks, toxic pitch, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, dubious pitchfling, suggested cannibalism, possessive kismesis, toxic quad, sadism, masochism, archive rating: M)
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
taking applications to be my bunnygirl, line starts owver there #nsfvw
20k kult celebration easter hopbeast outfit arrived this is much more revealing than i had been lead to believe
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
believve it or not but the lowwbloods that you see on the streets are free and you can just take them ivve collected six or sevven to use as bait for the more ornery beasts i got to take dowwn
are they ♯incriminating are they ♯repulsivelyshameful ♯betterburnthem ♯yoursicklittlebonfire
✿ loser instrument for grumblr weenies and british girls like dohdee HA HA
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, #rankworks, archive rating: M)
wwhyre you defending fuckin moirails this is a dogwwhistle if i evver read one clutch your typewwriter close cause eridans got you on his radar
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, #rankworks, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
[|||] can't believe i missed the rankmaid yaoi paddle beatdown,,, sigh if only she'd tell me to bend over too #nsfw
~is anybody going to explain vvhat the hell is happening at #eridanvveek? i’m actually regretting missing this novv
gahdamn part... fuck i dont remember.
xenomorph queen
i have never been to a seadweller music festival celebration before or really anything like this ever but there is nothing that would ever keep me from seeing three oiled up men rolling around in a ring together especially if i get a chair to sit and watch nervously clutching my trembling knees while the threesome takes place #imcoming and #imreadytorumble at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, fisting imminent, archive rating: M)
iive meTT aTT lea2TT 4 or 5 diifferenTT ver2iion2 of my ance2TTor on TThii2 2iiTTe alone
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
[|||] oooh, i think i know who this is about~ and i know it isn't meeeeee~
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
yyou are a part of the problem it dont get smug! >0<
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
hey hide that fuckin gun you got cause i reported your ass
[|||] you're funny, who wouldn't drink hanging out at #eridanweek??? definitely ain't going back there again though lmao
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
[|||] ugh,,, how much did i drink yesterday??? and what's this dripping down my leg??? oooh wait,,, darlin hehehe,,, #nsfw
well @ get used to it @ youre gonna see me a lot more
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #rankworks, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
the wworld wwonders if troll lady gaga got a sad handy at my booth before the showw but a prince wwould nevver kiss and tell #eridanwweek #nsfww
[|||] tonight i learned that making out with a cute girl can really help with cigarette burns on the tongue~ #nsfw #justincase
eridan unchained ampora is hailed as the unadulterated HERO of #eridanwweek day twwo as he slays the goon wwhat captured troll bruno mars wwhy is no one chitting about this you guys SUCK
[|||] ;]
[|||] don't forget you hatefucked this nook babe~ #nsfw
:33 < H33h33, maybe so.. but straight from the hoofbeast's mouth is always better!
:33 < We prefer official statements if we can get them!
[|||] officially i don't care what statement you want~
:33 < Reports are saying people are getting their NOOKS BLOWN OUT at #eridanw33k amidst the chaos?! #nsfw
▲I think we all know▼
[|||] i already got my nook filled by that cute dummy darlin at #eridanweek so i don't really care what happens, i'm going hoooooome lmao~ #nsfw
I saw you.
yOU lOokEd lIkE yOU wErE hAvIn a gOOd tImE i didnt wAnnA InterrUpt
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, #rankworks, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
[|||] gonna be #bouncingonit for awhile having a reeeeeeally good time~ #nsfw #eridanweek
look if you missed out you missed out but eridans sad handy booth is noww closed after satisfying six or sevven clients at #eridanwweek #nsfww
[|||] don't worry cutie, you're still awake this time~ damn, your bulge gets real huge from this huh??? maybe i shoulda brought you inside the last time~ #nsfw
[|||] shots fired and she's down but not quite out~ gonna have some fun tonight at #eridanweek #nsfw
[|||] taking aim at darlin,,, got her right where i want her,,, laser's on stun~ <3<
[|||] i can already see yoooooou~ ;] think i'll make like a meowbeast and pounce when you least expect it~
▼man this eridan week sucks bulge▲ ▼best thing to do here is leave▲
[|||] well you diiiiiid have a pretty nasty fall,,, not surprised you forgot~ just come find me and i'll give you a reminder, darlin~
[|||] you're at #eridanweek right??? find me in the darkest corners and we can have a little experiment~ <3< #nsfw
[|||] it would be the time i made you jizz in your pants with a stun laser except every loop i'd increase the number of shots and see if it effects the distance of your ropes #nsfw
[|||] the bounce castle may be gone but i'll still be #bouncingonit by the end of the event #nsfw
[|||] i don't think alcohol and owning a laser pistol mix because i'm just twirling this thing around like the revolver guy from troll metal gear solid,,,
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
▼Ah fuck they didnt give me back my lighter▲
▲guess i finally arrived at #eridanweek▼ ▼so this is where all the good parties went, of course they did▲ ▼@gullibleColumnist I got your ciggies dont keep me waiting▲
▲dont know what that means, dont care▼ ▲hit me up later ill post when i arrive▼
▲yeah sure, but theyre unfiltered so only take them if youre not gonna cough like a little bitch all over me▼
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
[|||] coooooonsidering i just unintentionally made a troll bust a nut with a laser beam tonight, i think i've had enough fun~ but i'll send my address for another time~ #nsfw
▲reminds me of my last pitch crush, maybe i should call her▼
[|||] you know i can see your chitts right??? wow~
☆ business as usual
[|||] just sent her home lol she still had sparks coming off her from the stun blasts i filled her with~
[|||] just tossed her in the back of a scuttletaxi, she's waaaaaay heavier than she looks~
[|||] hmmm,,, i never gave darlin my address,,, stalking me perhaps???
[|||] darlin's coming over so i'm putting on my pistol harness leaving my cutlass in the sheathe tonight though,,, don't wanna slice anything tonight~
[|||] going to take my laser pistol and vile cutlass to eridan week because i'm pretty sure like, darlin is gonna be ready to punch me in the face~ it's gonna be so funny, i fight better when i'm full of faygo~
[|||] you sound so pathetic right now~
Some Of You Spend Too Much Time Looking For Rumble Spheres And Not Enough Time Looking For The Truth.
none all my actions are perfectly reasonable and xave benefited me
>([i live my life a quarter mile at a time simply got no time for it w#ile im #ittin t#e nitro an rippin rubber]
[|||] might visit distra in the hopbeast suit again,,, think she might be desensitized enough to where she can look at me and only get a little nosebleed~
maybe it's difficult f0r s0me 0ther sad limp bulged s0lluxes 0ut there but y0u better believe i have abs0lute mastery 0ver my dicks. i'm the best fucking dual wielder this side 0f parad0x space. #nsfw
the rumors i have heard about your junk make that hard for me to believe. aiming two streams at the same time sounds very imprecise in my opinion! #nsfw.
~some lovvbloods on here could benefit from learning some basic respect before they end up vvith a harpoon to the skull. #vagueposting
whoever dissslikesss my chit isss a bitch #vagueposssting
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
☆ @gullibleColumnist
CALL OUT POST. @THESUFFERER PRETENDS HE IS AGAINST SUFFERING. BUT EVERY NIGHT. I SUFFER. AND I SUFFER. SHREDDING YOUR PLANET BETWEEN MY CLAWS. LIKE WRINGING BLOOD FROM CARPET. TRYING TO HUNT HIM DOWN. FOR PERFECTLY INNOCENT REASONS. OF LITTLE IMPORTANCE. IF HE REALLY CARED. ABOUT POOR. OVERWORKED. ABUSED. STEPPED ON RUSTBLOODS. HE WOULD POST HIS LOCATION.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TROLL DEADLOCK IS FUN AS FUCK. JUST HIT ORACLE EARLIER.
Good idea.
>ITS FFFFFFFFRIDAY GRUBFUCKAS! >WHATCHA: >PLAYAN >WATCHAN >LISTENAN >READAN >EATAN >DRINKAN >FAPPAN >FEELAN
D€tail$ will b€ coming $oon! Don't lo$€ your hat, haha I appr€ciat€ your $upport and I will b€ $ur€ that wh€n th€ tim€ com€$, w€ will hav€ a $p€cial copy $p€cifically for YOU Mi$t€r €gb€rt. $ign€d by your$ truly.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
=( Okay. Whatever. )
</3: Im Not Dangerous Dear!
but that wouldnt be fun, right? ×××
she let me hit because im silly and hawve a massiwve bulge #stayvwinning #nsfvw
she vague on my post till im #problematic slendy in the woods head full a static #incest in the tag shit is automatic cuz im a saint yo im straight up stigmatic
Was Zeus not married to Hera? Rhea to Cronus? Are we to tag #incest every time the Greek Pantheon is alluded to within a dialectic commentary? We are literally thousands of years old, Ancient Gods. Needless to say, the power Dirk has over all of you is vast.
* You wonder if there will be news soon. You always look forward to hearing from HIM.
fired my therapist now hiring requirements: tell me im pretty enable me always fill out any and all prescriptions no question at least one lapdance per session booty #nsfw
wuz it a cute pho2? send pics! :3
> anyone wanna hop on tf2 rn #tf2 <
>([got t#e cylinder out]
♡I have been taking time to play horse games. I have never felt so alive in all my sweeps♡
and monty python and th3 holy grail'2 black knight?
Oh Behave. YEAH BABY!
☆ its you!!! you better treat chixie like the best moirail ever!!!!!
☆ moirails giving each other hickeys
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
CULL THE ONES YOU LIKE LEAST.
☆ good idea... killing game scenario? #cbtm
☆ my hive is overflowing with hoes does anyone know where i can get an inflatable sopor tub im running out of places for them to sleep
current mood: yearning #deepthoughts
ooonly DM me if yooou're, like, viooolet and abooove. #highbloooooodsupremacy #hemooospectrum
☆ shinobu bath scene vs karen toothbrush scene which way western trolls
=( You don't even answer my question and immediately come to me, demanding my services? A simple "hello" this early in the evening would do you wonders. Regardless, I will provide to you another installment momentarily. )
=( Good evening, Chittr. I have a busy night of indexing a new influx of beetle carapaces for an upcoming display I'm planning to hang in my entranceway. Entertain me while I sip this evenings tea; is there anything interesting happening in your lives? )
WELL MAYBE IF YOU'D READ THE LIGHT NOVELS YOU'D HAVE DEVELOPED TASTE
☆ moirails kissing
☆ they hate me because they aint me
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GET OWNED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!! #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #ALPHAMALE #SIGMAMALE #SIGMAGRINDSET
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⤐Survive ⊕r die. It is the same f⊕r all.
⤐The 1% are h⊕n⊕ured with a warri⊕r's burial.
⤐L⊕wbl⊕⊕ds kn⊕w better.
This seems like a rigged, imperialist system. ♣️ I think we should all boycott. ♣️
☆ kult score going into the negatives is an extremely funny idea
lEAst im still fUckIn bUrnIn. light in yOUr EyEs gets dImmEr EvEry tImE i sEE yOU girl put down the nIcotIne i dArE yOU
☆ seedflap really is so tsun tsun... always exciting when clanche comes around!
☆ happy clanche!
[|||] if you're not jealous then everything will be juuuuuust fine~
[|||] maybe i should test this theory sometime,,, but i won't be telling you how i will~
[|||] @xylitolthrall darlin's a bit jealous of the attention i was giving you earlier just thought it'd be silly to tell you about it where she can see it~
[|||] i dunno you're always acting weird to me when i'm hanging around with cutie pies,,,
☆ and theyre moirails too
[|||] why do you always seem so jealous when i ogle other trolls??? we're not even in a quad together~
>nisemonogatari toothbrush scene #nowwatching
>what the fuck is this nuclear wedgie >keep me out of your fetish
[|||] definitely not that either, stop being weeeeeeird
[|||] ugh you sound so formal when you say my name like that~
[|||] someone's jealous~
[|||] she already saw me in a hopbeast outfit it was only a matter of time
[|||] come die on my lap sweetheart we'll watch your animes together <3
[|||] i hope @titillatingnotions doesn't mind me hanging in her hive in a playtroll hopbeast suit
☆ no age gap, no read
<)-> wh4ts up skibidi sigm4s how 4re we doing in this unst4ble environment
You are bad at kismesis? Ego sum ira Domini.
#Bulgesout4chittr
gotcha
I don’t mean to shame any of my beloved followers but a pair of abs just followed me. This is even more intense than the boob situation. #nsfw
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
[4] [my lusus is a pegasus] [!] []
[3] [since 932 ive been a VIP attendant of the bi-sweeply FLARPcon in north outglut] [its a great time] [definitely recommend for anyone interested in FLARP]
[i have invested in chittr]]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
HOO HOO HOO. YES. GREAT MOMENTS, IN MY PERSONAL HISTORY.
thank you for offering / i'm just gonna nap here if that's ok with virsha
it's nice here actually / it's ok
when are people going to realize all of chixies music is just ai generated slop
single is ready / i'm gonna drop it tonight so get ready
mrow mrow mrow. mew dont know what's going to get mew.
mrow mrow mrow. hat troll in mewr hive NOW.
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
professional foid killer right here
[|||] i mean we're dressed up in cute outfits at my matesprit's hive, i think that's pretty close
[|||] maybe i should be verified since i'm chixie's bodyguard but i don't wanna overstep my bounds,,,
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
High blood pressure is no joke. They have to do one hour of work a week for 10000 caegars.
thats ♯thecurse btw
mrow mrow mrow. the hat troll is after mew.
GOING TO BUY A FEMBOY LOW BLOOD SLAVE AT THE MARKET LTR. ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR CASTE? #FEMBOY #NSFW
@dynamicFlowfields i demand to be vverified your platform wwould be an evven bigger shithole wwithout my acerbic wwit im the only one big enough to state the facts wwithout extra flab im evven wwillin to pay a stupid membership fee money is no issue givve me my checkmark
☆ never let them lie to you rankmaid those old men are fucking nasty every second of every night #nsfw
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ Say, have you checked out my latest song?
◇ It's SO sweet wheb you worry about me like this, Chixie-pixie. ◇
[|||] planning to wear playtroll hopbeast suits with a popular musician in front of my matesprit,,, it'll be like one of her anime shows!!!
♡ So many beautiful babes on here tolight. ♡
[|||] sometimes i let her pick out clothes for me!!! but uhhh,,, sometimes she brings a camera,,,
whats up guys howre them dogs hangin right now. my dogs are out on the edge of my desk just chilling and wiggling from time to time and they look like little vienna sausages
☆ embrace it ☆ engage with them ☆ leave them starstruck
☆ its like that ☆ but roleplaying too
☆ ok this is gonna sound a little weird, have you ever heard of RPF??
☆ sounds like a good time all things considered
@undyingUmbrage ugh chittr wwont let me respond to you directly im pretty sure this wwoke pos wwebsite is tryin to censor me anywway it feels so good to be seen for once in my pathetic moribund existence i strongly agree wwith your sentiment about bbwws you are vvery wwise skinny wwomen are an evven greater act a devvilry than fat wwhores in fact i wwould go so far as to argue that fat wwhores are the most noble wwomen for they embody the only praise wworthy female trait a ol big butt
☆ never let the haters get you down austin!!
IMPORTANT: TROLL AUSTIN PPOWERS: A ccallout ppost; I'm ggoing to sstart tthis off by ssaying I am NNOT JJEALOUS ddespite wwhat ssome ttrolls mmay ttry to fforce yyou to bbelieve.~< Ffirst of all wwhat tthe ffuck kkind of nname is ttroll Austin Ppowers tthat's llike a hhuman bbeing nnamed "Hhuman Ddude Llastname"~< Ssecondly wwhy ddoes he lloook llike tthat I tthink I'm a ppretty nnice ttroll I don't tthink yyou hhave to be hhot to tthink yyou sshouldn't ddie bbut llike wwhy ddoes hhe llook like tthat yyou know? Makes yyou wwonder if hhe wwon out of ppity. ~< Nnow onto the actual ccallout ppart. Hhe is sso ffucking annoying. Wwhen I ssay sshit llike TTHAT it's "sSexual hharrassment" bbut wwhen HHE ddoes it ssuddenly iit's "tthe ffunniest sshit II've ever hheard" I tthink it's bbigotry ttowards mme bbut tthat's a cconversation ffor another dday aand I ddon't rreally llike ccalling ppeople out for bbigotry wwithout pproof but iit iis sstrange.....~< Oh and another tthing hhe ddidn't ccare wwhen hhis mmatesprit ERXPLODED and llike sshe wwas a ttrollbot bbut tthat ddoesn't mmean wwhat tthey hhad ttogether wwasn't sspecial, bbut evidently it wwasn't bbecause hhe ddidn't ffucking CCARE. ~< Aalso hhe wwas rred at ssome ppoint and I sshouldn't hhave to explain wwhy tthat's pproblematic.~<
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=( About time you stepped away from your husktop. Perhaps I'll get some peace and quiet now. )
☆ dear god help me
I dont know what your3 2aying to m3 but im taking it a2 a p3r2onal in2ult and now im mad.
Ii'm nnot jjealous!! II hhandmade mmy ooutfit aand oone oof tthe wwinners wwas iin ffucking ooveralls oor ssomething wwho wwears ooveralls tto aa fashion eevent~<
★ vaguing tragan is weak. theyre literally a fashion icon. get the fuck off my feed
☆ no shame in being jealous!
- No actually no I changed mmy mmind it's WRONG to kiss your mmoirail
wow really ii hadnt notiiced.
ii cant get my Aii giirlfriiend two talk two me ii thiink ii fucked 2omethiing up wiith her code.
I see. If y9u d9n't mind, I'll 6e ad9pting the term f9r the durati9n 9f this c9nversati9n f9r y9ur c9mf9rt. That said, I am in n9 way veck-splaining anything, n9r d9 I see any reas9n t9 6ring gender int9 the equati9n. I just take issue with y9ur initial asserti9n that hem9caste fetishism is s9meh9w new, when it's 9ne 9f the earliest f9rms 9f caste-6ased 9ppressi9n and still 9ne 9f the m9st pervasive in the m9dern era.
I suppose I shall also post some pictures. It seems only fitting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce013f3042a2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d5015dfca6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0183803656a2.png
☆ the struggle of the self published artist. keep up the fight
To any indigos teals and ceruleans itching for a real klatch im happy to host a bop at my place tonight! Let me know if anyone can make the occasion. :)
scUttlebuggiEs #nsfw
>tealshit weeb crying in my dms about his sol shit again
where all them dilfs at i were promised? #nsfw
=( Okay? Was I speaking to you? This sounds like projection. Just because you do not posses the necessary quadrants to live out your fantastical perversion, I have no doubt you wish you could. )
☆ scandalous. where
=( Here comes another interesting tidbit for my friends seeking pertinent insect knowledge. There are several species of lawnjumpers with their ears located on their front legs. I hazard a guess you haven't yet HEARD that one before. Ha Ha. This has been insect facts with Atlans. )
in the cIub strait up jorkin it. and by "it" heh weII Iets just say. my cyIinder #nsfw
☆ kalian was lowk right when he wanted jerann to get torn about by pigs
how 2 extract smaII cyIinder from a tube fiIIed with butter urgent question