Darlin Dearie
@gullibleColumnist
just a gazetta runner, nothin' more nothin' less.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I have a pile of photos i have to burn. ]
are they ♯incriminating are they ♯repulsivelyshameful ♯betterburnthem ♯yoursicklittlebonfire
concept: on your knees in front of your kismesis, watching them twirl a bat casually you flinch when their grip tightens at the base, reeling back to bring a swing around only to stop a few inches from your head you feel the cool metal gently hit you in a single gentle tap, your kismesis rubbing the blunt end of the bat almost affectionately against your skull "ahh, theres that pretty face" they mutter, causing you to take a moment to straighten your expression and untense the clear fear that was over your features "its too bad im not inside you yet, you get so tight when youre scared like that" you have a feeling youre about to get a lot more afraid (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, lowkey honkslop if im being honest with you, :o), a little?, kismesissitude, #violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe, power imbalance, fearplay, blackrom, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I remember literally nothing from #eridanweek cycle 5. Gh. ]
trust me, y0u d0n't want t0 remember.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ If the scars on my back have anything to say I’m sure you’re right … ]
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ iiii goto toe be someones uke this cycle (*°▽°*) ]
✿ bro ukeleles r like da WORST instrument da fukk
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ no ukeleles are awesome!!!! ]
✿ loser instrument for grumblr weenies and british girls like dohdee HA HA
i have enough trolls in my inner circle that i like spending time with to organize a boardgame night at my hive / i'm not sure if i wanna go for poker / or maybe all true believers / oh i could do exploding meowbeasts / decisions decisions / who out of my friends would be interested
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Phenomenal idea!!!!! ]
Setup complete. The venue is much less ostentatious this evening, given it's hosting a small private event and not crowds of thousands. The "refreshments" will more than make up for the lack of frills, I assure you. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deaabed83fa8.png
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Ehah... I like this one a lot. ]
concept: the insatiably sweet aphrodisiac-like effects induced by trickster mode #iwantcandy (tags: Reader/Trickster, #nsfw, suggestive, archive rating: M)
Oh... dearie me... #vagueposting #noir #millerverse #nsfw
all my fans are wonderful / i'm so grateful for my popularity / i owe everything to you all / so thank you for listening and liking and enjoying what i make / i do it all for you
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I hope you've been well ptitsa!!! ]
i'm a little worried about my posts losing traction / i don't think i'm as popular as i used to be / but that's ok / i just wanna keep making music
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Oh sweetheart. You do as you do, you don't need to be famous. I mean look at me. I'm a practically nothin' person, kehehe. ]
FUCK I BurneD My MoutH On A HoT PockeT
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Fate worse than death. ]
its a disgustin act fuckin your moirail it ruins the sanctity and chaste characteristics of the wworlds WWORST QUADRANT #nsfww
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Only prudes care about somethin' as unproblematic as #railswithpails, 's all I'm saying. ]
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)