The Doormaid
@gullibleColumnist
Newly hired.
equestria nearly burned down but yall didnt gaf about that
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I was unfortunately napping. I'd give a fuck if I had known.」
-=[tthey should innvent a cigarette thaata good for yy9uu x-)_☺]=-
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Half of the fun of smoking is that’s bad for you, no?!」
-=[ssomeof you oonly likke me becauseyou wanna touch me whhere i transmit unncompressed high-definition conntent_☺]=-
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Plain wrong.」
♯thebugs keep ♯attempting to ♯tellme ♯theirsecrets but all i can ♯thinkabout is how i ♯need a ♯cinnamonroll the ♯size of a ♯tire
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I wouldn't say it could fix you but I'm sure it could mend something in you.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Okay Penny.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This site has gotten a little less fun without Rankmaid. The devotchka served a certain niche. The niche is left unfilled. The ecosystem of Chittr has changed for the worse.」
FORGET THAY SLUT. I’LL FILL YOUR NICHE. JUST AS FULL.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I doubt you could. But, you can try, it'll be fun to see you fall flat on your face and ask for a hand up.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「https://files.catbox.moe/bua1ab.png Photo taken by @handMaid」
GOMEN DOORKUN. I MEAN DOORCHAN. I AFTER TAKING THE PHOTO. I FELL. AND CRACKED MY HEAD ON THE SIDE TABLE. WE HAD A LIFE TOGETHER. IN THE POST CONCUSSION DREAM. YOU AND I. IT WAS LIKE. SCUTTLEBUGGY NAMED DESIRE. BUT I WAS LIKE IF THE NASTY HUSBAND WAS INSTEAD A BROAD. AND YOU WERE LIKE IF THE SOFT BITCH WAS A SOFT MAN. TOO BAD. #HHHH
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「You’re pathetic, Damara.」
WE ARE NOT ON A FIRST NAME BASIS. UNDERLING.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I’ll call you whatever I please since you’ve seemingly fawned and bitched yourself.」
▲maybe the most cringe I've ever posted but chittr bottoms are maybe the best thing that's ever happened to my sex life▼ #nsfw
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This is pathetic.」
▲you stood in a cuck corner during my orgy you have no fucking ground bitch▼ #nsfw
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「You resolved too quick back to your respiteblock for me to care or participate. #suggestive」
▲well you know where i live▼ ▲pull up and I'll show you what you missed by trying to act all weird and mysterious▼
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Okay.」
I d0nt kn0w any0ne wh0 i can ask f0r a backrub wh0s bulge w0uldnt be inside 0f me within the h0ur #nsfw #tragic
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I could participate in the backrub.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It is hard to resist the temptation to make one of you go missing. See how long it takes anyone to notice.」
well thats certainnly a maliciouus thinng to thinnk.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Maybe so. Malicious things are normal to think on Alternia though.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Many things 'should' be different, but they won't.」
-=[whyyy is itso hawt i feellike im cooking inbthe hive x-) not gooddfor kaikka_☺]=-
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I can bring a breeze stabilizer.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@spiritualMotorist explain what you hate about this.」
i hAvE OnE AlreAdy. cUstOm bUIlt, top of the fUckIn' lInE.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I don't see you bringing one to Kaikka.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Or whatever. I don't really care.」
Sick and tired of the cosmic bullshit, can someone PLEASE host a watch party.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Sorry, it's scheduled cosmic bullshit every other day.」
Whilst I may have as much a healthy bloodlust as the next person, I do not believe I have the capacity to survive a round of Fight Night as a competitive candidate. However, it would be funny. Get the twinks in the ring. #FightNight
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I can advocate for this cause. Nowacycles I'm only allowed to watch otherwise I will break the rules with my employer's gifts.」