@laidbackRanchhand — #forthemanlovinuponme
Oh man, my dog already gets jealous enough if I go to town and someone happens to have their dog about and I pet 'em, so I can only imagine this dog-coded troll guy lovin up on me is gonna drive him crazy. Oh well. He'll have to get over it, I'll be sure to get him one of them chew bones from the gas station when I get back home. Too comfy to leave at the moment. #suggestive #forthemanlovinuponme #notthedogpart