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if i was approached by a hungry demoness with a craving for flesh, i'd let her take a bite. all i'm saying.
Risking things I don't even have.
We pride ourselves on diversity, so we encourage our citizens to get involved with our community outreach programs and welcome any visitors in preparation for the upcoming gala! As for our friends across Paradox Space, we hope to see you soon and that you can find Midnight City as a home away from home! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5720d319e7c2.jpg
OH GODS IM. SHIT THAT, SUCKS. IM SO SORRY. —EMBER💥
Your hideous grammar is an obvious, and frankly insulting attempt at hatebait. And I won't be falling for it. Nice try. - MC Oleana
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that l1terally clears up noth1ng other than emphas1z1ng the fact that youre a bootl1cker for someone who has beef w1th a gold1e across the mult1verse. l1ke? lol. lmao.
ThiS next teSt requireS SOciaL enGineerinG. If yOu can aLL uSe the haStaG #apertureScience in a fun unique creative way ten timeS yOu wiLL paSS the teSt.
࣪⊹₊˚{ blue blooded men love to be like, OMG miss! \^o^/ \^o^/ i memorized your energy sludge order! right befoure they bring you another latte with LUSUS MILK IN IT! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then they have the audacity to act like, super surprised that were moving things to the cullers platfourm.... }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Opinions expressed are purely of my own. I simply find bounty hunting a noble profession and that individuals who put themselves on the line to hunt down criminal elements are worthy of respect and continued gainful employment. And I can say it is not my place or interest to dictate how foreign nations and their leaders go about leading their administrations. I hope that cleared up any misunderstandings and that you have a good light!
how is the christian troll still allive is he deftlly weaving between spike traps and bombs llike some kinda cartoon?
puts "democracy" in their tag and then fellates a tyrants bullge over peoplle who were mean to her on chittr. embarrasin.
Saxton. I will personal message you as to why this post was made.
Mann.co would never assassinate any political figure.
Any Tealbloods Know How To Get In Touch With The LockPickingLegislacerator Its Urgent Please The Shower Will Be Cold Soon
((Gonna buy new pencils to draw with because they all went missing but when I get back I will Draw Roxy is any fits you link, or poses...based on the recent post on this account...take a guess what kinds of clothes and poses I have in mind, but hey cute, comfy, sexy, have fun))
NOte tO SeLf track DOwn anD cruSh any remaininG cOrrupteD cOreS. We can't aLLOw anOther WHEaTLEY On Our hanDS.
I am not your friend. I am the bulge fiend. Please do not conflate this observation. I will begin to work on the remaining bulge reviews soon. #nsfw
Soldier I will allow you to one thing. Anything of your choosing. As long as you do not go to war for Obama. No the thing can not be going to war for Obama.
Oh GOOD the mercenarieS are bickerinG in my mentiOnS. DeLiGhtfuL. [SaRCaSM SELF TEST COMPLETE] Oh GOOD that StiLL wOrkS.
] AM ADD]NG A "DN]" TO MY ACCOUNT P[EASE "DN]" ]F YOU DO NOT FO[[OW PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY PROCEDURE ]T ]S A "TR]GGER" FOR ME AND MY MENTA[ HEA[TH THANK YOU FOR READ]NG TH]S POST
WHAT WAYS??? THE WAYS OF PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY GU]DE[]NES??? SOME MAY BE FEARFU[ OF STAND]NG UP TO ROYA[TY BUT ] TH]NK KEEP]NG THE WORK]NG WOR[D SAFE ]S ]NCRED]B[Y ]MPORTANT ] AM ST][[ CRY]NG TH]S ]S SO HARD ON ME
STOP ]T DTOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T STOP ]T NOW STOP ]T NOW ]TS NOT FUNNT ]TS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE ]TS NOT FUNNT ]M CRY]NG P[EASE P[EASE STOP ]T P[EASE P[EASE
Bounty hunting is a noble practice that we intend to implement within Midnight City to strike fear into the criminal elements that should think better of not fearing the citizenry they victimize. I myself personally implore any bounty hunters to cut their teeth on such contracts like this put out by the Madam Empress, and hope to soon find you working for our noble city in due time!
Weird thing my avatar does, apparently if I eat something my tongue then turns that color.
TH]S ]S BAD TH]S ]S VERY BAD TH]S ]S VERY VERY BAD ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]T TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES ] W][[ ST][[ COMM]TTO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES TO FO[[OW]NG PROPER WORKP[ACE SAFETY ORD]NANCES
NO NO NO YOU CAN BE A FORCE FOR P]ONEER]NG WORKP[ACE SAFETY FOR EVERYONE AND MAK]NG SURE THAT EVERY TRO[[ CAN BE SAFE FROM DANGEROUS WORK]NG COND]T]ONS
NO NO NO TH]S CANNOT BE HAPPEN]NG TH]S ]S UNSAFE TH]S ]S ]NCRED]B[Y UNSAFE P[EASE TH]S MUST BE SOME SORT OF JOKE THAT ]S VERY ]NAPPROPR]ATE
< The Manebeast Does Not Concern Herself With Workplace Safety > < I Literally Wore A Bikini To My Job Once >
NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK NOT HOLEFATHER
-------------------------- i haVe done it before.
-------------------------- beetel barely Understands this bUt Will still cUll tyrians.
I have SOme free time in between teStS riGht nOw. I SuppOSe I can be bOthereD tO check in here. What are yOu aLL DOinG nOw?
Being on chittr on the job. What are my mercenaries doing? Kill the enemy already.
I see. I won't be any trouble. Just on here to supervise my idiot mercenaries.
-------------------------- With the passing of holefather, i Will defeat at least tWelVe tyrians.
1 a1nt do1ng all that
The Bond Beteween Troll 4nd Lusii Is 4 S4cred Institution, It Is The L4st Pure 4nd Noble Vestige Of 4 More N4tur4l St4te Of Being, But I Suppose Th4ts Not Comp4ti4ble With 4 F4scistic 4ll4gomist Empire
-------------------------- stole it from an heir.
1m go1ng to throw up what the fuck am 1 gonna dooooo
-------------------------- beetel had fUn. thoUgh. holefather sUffered.
I got no choice now but to really lean into it. I've got to start learning actual cool jester stuff.
Don't mind me. I'm just here to keep an eye on these fools.
There's haters everywhere, and they hate to see a #Girlboss with professional, organized form. - MC Oleana
-------------------------- the empress has (bombs) hands.
* THE WORLD CAN BE CRUEL, CRUEL! * THATS WHY I WANT TO PLAY FUN AND GAMES, GAMES! * TO MAKE ALL THE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD SMILE!
Rule of thumb. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ca6fbc0f54b.png
Every time I leave and come back there seems to be ANOTHER jester on here. Every time, without fail.
Pomni! And yes I'm human. This is just an avatar but once I get out of the circus I will be human again.
Guess not! Got too used to it, and it's my whole thing now.
* I WAN TO PLAY A GAME, GAME * LETS PLAY PICTONARY!
* IM BUT A SIMPLE JESTER, JESTER! * I CAN DO LOTS OF FUN PARTY TRICKS LIKE THIS ONE!
DiSGuStinG SOme SOrt Of LittLe freak cLOwn iS DancinG acrOSS my carefuLLy curateD DaShbOarD.
*THE REAL AND TRUE CHAOS, CHAOS! *UWHA!
Finally. Cleanline§§ i§ no joke.
✐ᝰ Dear diary, watched bossman pick someone up by the head because they wouldn't leave him alone. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Are we cooked? Fried? ᝰᝰ
The hungry, writhing mass of employment that is business troll chittr is growing rapidly. It's gaining sentience. It's coming. #Humpday - MC Oleana
If you see me making mistakes, no you don't. I'm trapped in a liminal space called the "air port." - MC Oleana
Call that Bad Beach Solidarity. 38)
࣪⊹₊˚{ c llll fhtagn ymg, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^o^{/ \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ vulgtlagln fhalmaygbthnknahh, rluh phnglui nghft gnthorr, c lowly nythdrnn ahor fhtagn patiently llll ymg l ymg ai ymg ai lloig, gra BHESTY! ah nafl ah shyyyy! \}^3^{/ #beloudgirlfrond #glubtous }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Tonight I cleaned the glass on all my aqUariUm tanks. Then. I took a took a long nap with the tropical fish! When I woke Up, there were cleaner shrimp crawling on me! Haha. They're very diligent creatUres! And. I think I am now adeqUately exfoliated! https://www.georgiaaqUariUm.org/wp-content/Uploads/2018/09/hawaiian-cleaner-shrimp-4.jpg・・・𝛾
I pull it øff better than yøu ever cøuld.
y0ure right they sh0uld d0 m0re what a f00l i was t0 n0t c0nsider the 0bvi0us they sh0uld kill each 0ther and then themselves
they sh0uld skip the kissing and g0 straight t0 killing each 0ther
I forgot to swallow for too long and nearly choked on my own spit. Talk about embarrassing.
Men are so easy.
idk eitha gill i woke up from ma nap to this bullshit
In the beginning Gog createD the heavens anD Alternia. Now Alternia was gorMless anD eMpty, Darkness was over the surface of the Deep Down Dark Deep Down, anD the Spirit of Gog was hovering over the waters. AnD Gog saiD, “Let there be light,” anD it was lit as FUCK. Gog saw that the light was sick nasty, anD he separateD the light froM the Darkness. Gog calleD the light “Day,” anD the Darkness he calleD “night.” AnD there was evening, anD there was Morning—the first Day. AnD Gog saiD, “Let there be up” So Gog straight up separateD the water below froM the water above it. AnD it was so. Gog calleD the up “sky.” AnD there was evening, anD there was Morning—the seconD Day. AnD Gog saiD, “Let the water unDer the sky be gathereD to one place, anD let Dry grounD appear. No water for that spot in particular!” AnD it was so. Gog calleD the Dry grounD “lanD,” anD the gathereD waters he calleD “seas.” AnD Gog saw that it was bitchin'! Then Gog saiD, "Let the lanD proDuce vegetation: Have theM plants be fuckin & seeD their kinD all 'rounD the lanD" AnD it was so. The lanD proDuceD vegetation: plants of all shapes & sizes fuckin & bearing fruits anD seeDs of their own kinD. AnD Gog saw that it was bitchin. AnD there was evening, anD there was Morning—the thirD Day. Genesect 1:1-13 #bibleposting :o)
ah......shit.... https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/0c/50/760c50416865ab6dad19c6850909cd46.jpg
i'm not invited to girls night :( https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/9a/54/df/9a54dfdc05bc86d81e957116f5e61d64.jpg
Y-EA)( its a reel trip seain you hope youre hafin a good time bein your own woman and naut anybodys beach or nofin
this book fucking SUCKS #vagueposting
“Go,” saiD Jegus, “your faith has healeD you.” IMMeDiately he receiveD his sight anD followeD Jegus along the yellow brick roaD. - Markiplier 10:52 #bibleposting :o)
Fe★r is the mind killer, never be ★fr★id.
(°. the empress is p𖦹sting. i better remain silent f𖦹r this 𖦹ccasi𖦹n .°)
The prayers ⚙f the faithful are p⚙werful indeed. H⚙wever, verily it is written that the ⚙mnissiah grants His blessing t⚙ th⚙se wh⚙ c⚙me well-equipped with high expl⚙sives.
maybubbly.
↘️oh my god the matriarch of money, the undoer of scareholders, the head of the board of retribution, the lead of the hydration cooler delegation, the arrow that is up and the arrow that is down and she who controls it, the silver coin caller.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER BEEN A PROUDER ALTERNIAN.↗️ ↘️oh my god.↘️
lots of bravve wwalleyed muckscrapers that think the boundaries of the internets enough to stop me from seekin ye out and dolin out divvine retribution
The enrichment center iS requireD tO reminD yOu that we SubScribe tO nO majOr centerS Of faith animaL kinG Or Sentient cLOuD. OnLy Science.
I have risen from my slumber, I'm gorgeous~! You're gorgeous, but mainly me~! #ψokeuplikethis #slayeveryday #beautiful
THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME MAN I MAKE A MISTAKE I DONT FIX IT I GET HIGH, GET DRUNK, GET OFF, AND THEN FUCKING KILL MYSELF #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES #NSFW #SUICIDE
ya aight hoMework with other trolls Makes it go faster. Divvy it up all Math-like n shit
if we work together, we can get it done in double the time. HOW ABOUT IT?
i would love to do that for you, your greatness. THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN. i'll get it to you this week, full pages and all. EVERYONE WILL LOVE READING THE TROLL VERSION! :oD
⚇ preach it, sister ⚇
are you friends with the empress? SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO AMAZING. who would ever want to argue with her greatness?
soMe lowblooDs have a Death wish i SWEAR. beefin with the eMpress over anything is one thing but like. girl the heretic bulge can NOT be that gooD. :o/ #vagueposting #nsfw ish
DaMn ok gog forbiD i try n be a girls girl >:o( get fucking culleD for all i care BITCH
Hear☭breaking: ☭he Wors☭ Person You Know Jus☭ Made a Grea☭ Poin☭
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Help. Subjugation Clowns. It is the Birthday of your Slightly Skinnier Messiah. Violent J.
The answer is you didn't empress...Clearly...Your psychic influence must have just influenced me as a reminder...
S[][]e literally t[][]reatened your life and c[][]urc[][]. But if you're so intent on being culled, be my guest. ]:>
APPROACHING THAT OUTER RIM AND I PRAY TO GOD SHES GONNA LET ME IN LOOKING INTO SHORTYS EYE AND THAT BITCH IS AS BROWN AS CHOCOLATE PIE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
DiD yOu knOw breathinG iS a priviLeGe that can be revOkeD at any time.
If thiS iS the current trenD then I'm GOinG tO SeriOuSLy cOntempLate GOinG OffLine.
There's a reason we make the 8est soap operas!
Another #8lue8lood8luesday fact for you all: 8lue8loods have a long and storied history of 8acksta88ings and dou8le-crossings as a cultural holdover from when they were once considered the same caste! Given just how many there were occupying the same positions in high8lood no8le courts, it 8ecame a necessity to get one over on the competition at any opportunity possi8le without drawing too much attention to oneself! 8lue8lood etiquette dict8s that all 8acksta88ings and dou8lecrossings strike a very delic8 8alance 8etween 8eing costly enough to set the target 8ack socially, 8ut not so disruptive as to affect someone else or seriously maim or harm! All the 8EST 8acksta88ing is su8tle enough to make the unlucky schmuck at the other end look CRAZY for retali8ing overtly. ((#bluebloodbluesday))
// LOL I THOUGHT I WAS ON XANDER'S ACCOUNT FUCK I'm too sick to rp my brain is FUCKED rn
headachee. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bd/e7/31/bde7315112f50164a592379900660e6d.gif
FUCK YEAH TREBUCHETS AND BALLISTIA'S AND CATAPULTS AND BATTERING RAMS AND WHATNOT #TREBUCHETTUESDAYS
SMOKING SO MUCH IM PRODUCING CHEM TRAILS #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
glub #glubposting
DID YOu GuYS KNOW. A SINGLE CHIT. IS CALLED A SHAT. I TRIED TO POPuLARIZE. CHAT. LIKE. A SINGuLAR. CHAT. OR A CHITTRCHAT. LIKE CHITCHAT. BuT ON CHITTR. BuT I WAS TOLD. IT HAD TO BE SHAT. OR THE WHOLE WEBSITE GETS SPOONFED TO YOu. YOu HAVE TO EAT IT CALIBORN. YOu HAVE TO EAT. ALL OF THE SHAT. I HATED IT. I SAID PLEASE. CAN WE CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE.
bein sick dy 2 elctric boogmloo
You know the feeling one gets just before a tornado is about to touch down? That unknowable but palpable sense of foreboding danger, just far away enough for you to be confused. Fefferi, was it? Keep your head on a swivel. I would not underestimate that empress or seer. ♥︎
Maybe, it was a mistake. Should I beg for my job back? Ugh.
Always.
STOP PLANNING TO CULL -EAC)( OT)(-ER IN MY CLAMM-ENTS S-EACTION!
38( W)(en you say t)(ings like t)(at, it makos me worry!
im going to go cull some rioters so i can dissociate and stop feeling
I'm going to go kill an Empress so I can disassociate and stop feeling.
holy carp i didnt think id sea so many new faces 2 block tonite
scary account likes a lot of my chits about kantan never die or im in danger or anything like that
if i were to be culled right now in some sort of fiery e><plosion due to the carelessness of a friend well that would be just okay
cant have sh1t on ch1ttr. at least make 1t gaudy or someth1ng 1dc
layin flt on my back becase its the only way to not get naseus wishin i hd somone i could ask 2 help me fun nite suks ass whyd i hve 2 piß off my frends the dy before i gt sick
great, now 1m out of of my p1ted ol1ve snack AND 1m po1sed to be the sole bounty. great #mym1sery
1 call th1s debacle 'd1gg1ng my own grave' as though th1s 1snt a da1ly occurance
.................................................. great
unfortunatly 1 do k1nda agree w1th that
and! scene.
by the bayou truman show sucks bass. way worse than eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. felt like pretentious mumbo jumbo and didnt efin make me conchsider my past mistakes. cool endin tho 5/10
me and my b1g fuck1ng mouth. crap
♤ Haha. Honestly, There's A Fun To Loathing Another... Makes Me Feel Alive... ♤
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk blow up your worst foes ig
fuck im political aint i i kep forgetting that
this politics shit eaaaaasy
$$$ome of ya'll really don't hop up out the bed and turn ya'll $$$wag on and it $$$how$$$
not to be #vulnerable in earnest like some sort of person but I don't think I'm cut out for being social anymore. How the hell do you pursue conversation. How do you establish a positive connection. Not the way I've been doing it. Shit's stupid. I'm stupid. Can't even be myself because nobody likes that ugly cunt. blah blah. Website as a diary cannot be too bad for me.
i hpe the next fuckin thin u make give u food piosionin *poisonin https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/059481030346.jpg
solid fod ws a bad idea i have rgrets
I don't even get a real name. The other agents are afraid of me. They think my meionics unstable.
Disssclaimer Tagsss: #Violence, #Gore Ahem. It appearsss I may have ssslipped into a bit of a ssstupor in my lassst possst. I'm not actually quite sssure where that bloodlussst came from. The firssst sssignholder I culled sssent me into a bit of a ssspiral, which I'm certain resssulted in the culling of innocent byssstandersss. Though it wasss not quite highblood rage. Jussst sssomething elssse. It warrantsss invessstigation, I believe.
◌ "Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence." ⧂
feeling like this a lot lately on chittr. https://cdnimgchestcom/files/dda6d5820c88jpg
those of trollkind who luxuri♤te in comfort♤lbe m♤tespritships ♤nd moir♤illeg♤nces but ignore the p♤ssion♤te fl♤mes of h♤tred th♤t lick your very soul, i ♤sk you... why deny wh♤t you were h♤tched for?
Sandwich Monday
its always super funny when i tell someone im crazy and they dont believe me until im crazy around them
"why has there been so much ch1ttr1ng about bulges lately? what do you mean there 1s a ps1on1cally capable troll who can just taste that sh1t. what? ......... do you th1nk they can do that for me 1 havent seen or felt anyth1ng 1n a few thousand years 1 cant qu1te remember 1t. booooo youre no fun"
Besties... life is so hard ψhen ψe're so gorgeous... #beautiful #slayeveryday #lifeishardforgorgeouspeople
fuckin rude https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e692ebee223.jpg
Oh, Troll Courtney LaPlante, woman that you are.
Everyone, remember. I'm gorgeous. #beautiful #gorgeous #graceful #ψokeuplikethis
#kanayadeepthoughts . . . . the Ocean Is Pretty Deep Huh
i fel like my organs r failin again
Millionaire Shortbread
lemon meringue pie?
Have you ever tried baking a set of cupcakes decorated to look like cats? Pink ones, to get even more specific?
Five of them.
OF- OH Y34H
five of them (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: E)
I will incorporate this into my technique repertoire. I care not why or how you choose to whille away your expansive amount of free time.
I have been slain in Among Us.
Once again I copy my draft and not my finall work. I am out of sorts.
Become the viper Bite, and bite, and bite, and bite Envenom them all #haiku
:33< *the huntress nods a slow nod, her eyes slightly narrowed* :33< not sure how to do that but sure
:33< *the brave and furocious huntress adverts her gaze from CC* :33< it is one of my most IMPURRTANT body parts, i one would like to k33p as it
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got told to try the truman show coz i piked eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lets sea if human jim carrey can blow me away twice if he doesnt #bombonhishouse
(Thank you Condesension, you are far to merciful!)<
(Oh you're a lot of great, beautiful things. But I can only sing your praises for so long before my throat strains and it becomes too annoying to listen too.)<
Both rearing viper And the shrinking viollet The boot crushes all. #haiku.
:33< *ac looks side to side nervously* :33< ummmm :33< my bulge is safe right? #nsfw
(Unabomber but with bulges is fucking wild. I should not be waving this thing around so often #nsfw)<
ssomeone cheaatiing on troll megaan the sstaalliion iiss craazy, btw. whaat do you meaan you woke up aand aaren't thiinkiing of her 24/7?
~Y~Ou knO~w the jO~ke character with the insta-cull taunt?~
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL- 'BULGERATINGS' ARE SUSPENDED UNTIL THE PATIENT IS NO LONGER COMATOSE.
>>>(Unexpected) dangerous developments >>>(Never) considered remote sterilizations >>>(At) least through psionic means!.. >>>(Further) evidence to support wearing protection!.. >>>(Double) layer (Your) foils!..
GOrgle how to respond to alien autocrat time sensitive
Penis Assassination on the timeline. Okay. #nsfw #ithink?
27 injured. 8 dead. in tragic. bulge explosion.
i been SAYIN this
-TRANSCRIBED BY IMPERIALDRONE HIC-EMPRESS-CLASS:BRUTALIZER AFTER ADMINISTERING EMERGENCY MINDHONEY OVERHAUL- COMPLIANCE MANDATORY.
My previous Troll XboxLive handle has been terminated effective immediately due to imperial concerns regarding professionalism and public visibility. The handle was stupid anyway. I apologize publicly for the excessive inconsistency in prior postings, as well as any discomfort caused by directly tagging imperial figures without invitation. That was inappropriate conduct from somebody entrusted with sensitive duties. Referring to an imperial figure of her status in an overly casual and familiar manner was disrespectful, inappropriate, and far beneath the standards expected of somebody operating under imperial authority. Regardless of personal intent or attempted humor, reducing a title of that magnitude to something fit for a vulgar gaming handle demonstrated poor judgment and a failure of proper decorum. I fully understand why this behavior was offensive and why it reflected poorly upon both myself and the responsibilities entrusted to me. Such familiarity was neither earned nor permitted.
the ennpress nnay do as she uuishes, uuretch.
I think we sshould cull everyone ssometimess
Crazy how there's just meanies on here and they're allowed to be mean huh?
[ FYI ] [ UNCLASSIFIED ] Did you know? The best way to appreciate a carcinogenic stick is to deliberately leave the carton back at hive while you work. All night you'll be dreaming about putting that suckered in your maw and pulling. Unrelated to this fact; I have begun chewing on my elevated work surface.
I would hardly consider this a serious application, seeing as no proper contact information was given. ...I'm afraid the position is already filled. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/477e387c60cb.png - MC Oleana
Managed to talk to Brian in person for the first time in awhile.
Indifferent to slavery as well, although I own a few yet they are content with their lifestyle they are individuals whom are in deep debt, they cant pay off and other half are criminals so in terms half became servants willingly to not be culled by debt and bounty hunters. Hence forth they use me for their protection in turn they serve me. A half and half benefit there. I dont ask for much besides asking to aide in my tedious designs of engineering, only one is constantly willing to be a test subject at any given time. A little strange psionic with a unique condition that's not void rot. I wish to 'mend' that condition #slavery #psionics
If yer a native of the continents untouched by the empire you're likely to be captured as a slave for many reasons besides looks. Firstly its genetics and second abilities, for whatever reason not even the empress can set foot on the unknown lands theres like some invisible barrier even technology cant even get through without breaking down. Dunno what or who made that barrier but its going to come down one day but who knows how, my guess its a work of a lusi n a massive one at that with some sort of ability. #slavery #unknownlandsmention
Disssclaimer: The Possst herein containsss mentionsss of #Violence and #gore Asss I ssstand outssside my office, blade coated in the blood of the feeble minded individualsss who sssought to take action againssst me, I find myssself thinking about how good it feelsss to sssunder flesssh and bone from their sssocketsss, to decimate the unworthy who gazzze upon my presssence. Like a ssseabeassst, they have tread my watersss and paid the price. Their blood sssatesss the flora patch outssside my window. The wall will be ssscrubbed clean, the bodiesss taken and incinerated. No more next of kin or quadmate burialsss. I crave the dessstruction of the foolisssh.
IT IS ALWAYS THE PEOPLE CLOSEST TO YOU THAT STAB YOU IN THE BACK!!!! I AM NEVER TRUSTING ANYONE AGAIN!!! #VAGEPOSTING
He's going to get caught if that collar doesn't come off. I am indifferent to slavery in the empire, if ya got a lot of debt - slavery, a criminal- slavery, too poor - slavery #slavery
I seen that fairy kill a couple of traders. It was fun to watch them get charred to ashes.
uHM. GuARDS? https://i.imgur.com/lYjTkpJ.png
they are fighitng on my timeline and i feel so many mixed emotions about it but mostly im just really sweaty (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: G)
I SWEAR TO GOD, THE SECOND THESE ASSJOCKEYS LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE, I'M GOING *BAKE SIXTEEN BEAUTIFUL PIES TO SHARE AMONG MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND QUADRANTMATES* AND THEN *I'M GOING TO START SOME KIND OF FOUNDATION IN MY MOIRAIL'S NAME, FOR GRUBS OF SOME KIND OF LOWLY HATCH CIRCUMSTANCE OR SOME SHIT* AND IF ANY OF US ARE EVEN ALIVE AFTER THAT, THEN, I *PROMISE* WHOEVER'S LEFT WILL BE SO GODDAMN SORRY, THEY WISH THEY *TOOK A BIG OLD NAP ABOUT IT*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
WHAT DID @castigatedGement MEAN BY THIS? https://i.imgur.com/NkJGXRS.png #NSFW
General PSA, but it's typically considered best practice to read the listing of the job you're applying for. Your boss isn't going to comfort you if you show up to the studio thinking you're going to be on camera slathering up the actors in oil when you're actually just there to run coffee and fetch towels. Come on.
tO ♣️eLeBrAtE My ♠️TePpInG InTo nEw ❤️OrIzOn♠️, t❤️aT BeInG T❤️E InTeRnEt, Im ❤️AvIn' T❤️E BoY♠️ wOrK Up ♠️OmEt❤️iNg ♠️Pe♣️iAl fOr aLl oF YaLl t❤️aT FeAtUrE♠️ yOuR♠️ tRuLy. PlA♣️E YoUr bEt♠️ A♠️ tO W❤️At iT'Ll bE :) #lEt♠️gOgAmBlInG
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I don't think death would even be suitable For ruining my chances oF winning the cash cup.
i dont gotta be empress i got a full time job monitoring the prez to make shore he doesnt pass the fuck out every time a shirtless dude is on the dash
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࣪⊹₊˚{ i honestly wish i had a chalice of latte right now. }>_>{ #struggles }˚₊⊹ ࣪
38\ Ocray. Now t)(at -Erifin is kind of contained! )(ow is C)(ittr? I need a break.
I agree wholeheartedly, although I loathe to admit I wasss ssseeking a peaceful resssolution... But if I mussst take up my sssword and ssstart culling, I sssuppossse that isss what I mussst do.
I WIN!!!! DISCORD GAVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK ))
[Thought] Indeed, lol. [Appreciation] Thank you for the advice nonetheless
(Can we talk on the phone or something?) 'Cause when I call (When I call you on the phone) I hope you pick up your phone I'd like to talk to you (Uh) I hope you answer
every day now I'm grateful for Troll Dracula Flow
SMOKING THAT GREEN SUN LEPRECHAUN JUJU HASH GAVE ME EGO DEATH WENT AND LOST MY ENTIRE EDUCATION NOW THAT'S LEFT IS MY SKILLS OF ALTERCATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
.☘︎ ݁˖ Fought troll Tom Cruise AND the homunculus! .☘︎ ݁˖
.☘︎ ݁˖ craziest troll scientology raid ever .☘︎ ݁˖
࣪⊹₊˚{ if youre reading this, i could fix you. trust me. }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you just need to be okay with the fact that all of this will end someday soon, + it will be soooo totally gorgeous! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
[Thought] Okay, enough paperwork, I have a banquet to attend.
gonna put this (hit on an ablutionblo(k door and reall7 freak some people out
[Information] We have enough funds for any frivolous expenses I might wish to indulge in already. The only thing this caused, especially given the offishial name, was discontent.
#meenahmoment
fuck this shit i aint ever listenin to nitram again in my life istfg >38/
wait a goddamn fuckin second aint Mater part of the Cars franchise
yall dont know how hard it is to solder electrical components with fake nails on
[Exasperation] Oh my cod my ancestor was an idiot. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f2c84905852.gif
[Thought] I know I know, but I figured I should pour over it at least a little so I know what I'm delegating.
✨🍭🕷️ ALSO THE CARS HAVE BUGS??? THAT ARE ALSO CARS???????? WITH WINGS? ORGANIC CHITINOUS WINGS AND THE BUG CARS ARE SMALL ARE THOSE A DIFFERENT SPECIES???? THE CARS HAVE TONGUES. AND CAN TASTE. BUT THEY ALSO "DRINK" GASOLINE. DO THEY HAVE A DIGESTIVE TRACT??? DO THE CARS SHIT????? THEY HAVE BATHROOMS. WE SEE THE BATHROOMS. ***DO THE CARS SHIT??????????????*** ARE THEY FUELED BY FOOD OR GASOLINE? 🕷️🍭✨
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... yes, your imperiousness, SOOOO true! i think ill bleed some more + stuff! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh no, girlies! i started bleeding from all the portholes in my face + gills again! #foulportents #foulomens }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I have a Doctorate in Physics, A Master in Advanced Nuclear Physics. a Master in Marine Biology, a Doctorate in Botany and a Master in Advanced Aeronautics Engineering...and yet The Job market is a Baren wasteland...
,,,if i have to $ee,,,people $lob-glazing another,,,dime a dozen high budget,,,borderline AAA or AAA,,,3D "horror" game where,,,you ju$t hide in a locker,,,i'm going to cull my$elf,,, ,,,give me a 32x32,,,$prite of,,,a blood-$tained ro$e,,,and a crying,,,girl at the end of a hallway,,,or give me nothing,,, #n$fwe #cw #$uicide
C:~ One of the abysmal abberations roaming the orbit of my planet somehow messed up the internet connection throughout my entire universe. Had to dismember it and rearrange again. The horrorterror, I mean.< C:~ What have I missed?<
-- ⚡About Xander Aurora⚡ -- "Fallen Star" 🎲Risk, rebellion, romance, passion, lightning, loyalty, community, weapons⚔️ ✨Thief of Stars✨ He/Him, M, "Straight" | 6'5" Goldblood , Rebel , Derse+Prospit Dreamer , GAME WINNER + GOD TIER Currently living on the Land of Love and Charm! Leader, Fighter, Reaper. Enjoys drama and chaos. Rough and rowdy, but gentle when it counts. "No risk, no reward." MORE INFO: coming soon! https://i.ibb.co/sdm6XGp5/image.png
saury a gill decides to C)(ILL for a while i didnt realize i had to have the world kneeling under my cod dam BOOTS to be worthy of the respect of the BULG-E R-EAD-ER!!
but why its funny as fuck
thinkin bout leanrin how to sew but for not wholsome resons
i'm c0mpelled by my shtick two say why n0t both?
wasn't sure if the sab0tage was a direct goal 0r an unavoidable c0nsequence of superi0rity. mb HIC.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn #yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
bEeN A W❤️IlE ♠️iN♣️E I'Ve mA🔶E My pRe♠️eN♣️E KnOwN. lEt'♠️ ♠️TaRt oFf wIt❤️ A ♠️iMpLe iNtRo🔶u♣️tIoN T❤️En, ♠️❤️AlL We? nAmE'♠️ ♠️pAnIz mOnTeE, bUt yOu ♣️AlL Me ❤️I♠️ rOyAl fLu♠️❤️. aGe i♠️ On t❤️e pRoFiLe, YoU 🔶oN'T GoTtA A♠️K. iN Fa♣️t iF YoU A♠️K I ♠️eN🔶 a pUrPlE To bReAk yOuR Fu♣️kIn' LeG♠️. i'm t❤️e ♣️Eo aN🔶 ♠️OlE PrOpRiEtOr oF T❤️E Ag♣️ (aLtErNiAn gAmInG ♣️oNgLoMeRaTe). i oWn aN🔶 oPeRaTe t❤️e nEw vEeNgA♠️ ♠️TrIp aN🔶 aLl iT'♠️ ♣️a♠️iNo♠️ In aN🔶 oUt oF T❤️E ♠️tRiP. i aL♠️O ❤️aPpEn tO RuLe aLtErNiA, bUt lEt'♠️ nOt fO♣️U♠️ oN T❤️At ♠️❤️aLl wE? YoU'Re pRoBaBlY In 🔶EbT To mE ♠️oMe❤️oW, iN T❤️At ♣️A♠️E, yOuR PaYmEnT I♠️ ♣️OmInG ♠️oOn. 🔶oN'T Mi♠️♠️ iT. oR El♠️e. mY ❤️eIr, TrE♣️Ar, ♣️oNvIn♣️e🔶 Me tO MaKe t❤️i♠️. yOu aLl bEtTeR NoT MaKe mE ReGrEt iT. #iNtRo🔶u♣️tIoN #lEt♠️gOgAmBlInG
tRe♣️aR ToL🔶 mE A BiT AbOuT Ya, ♠️aI🔶 yOu'rE A ReAl ❤️Ig❤️ ♣️lA♠️♠️ 🔶aMe w❤️o kNoW♠️ t❤️eIr ♠️TuFf w❤️eN It ♣️OmE♠️ tO RuNnInG T❤️E ♠️❤️Ow. I LiKe t❤️aT In a lA🔶Y, nOt aFrAi🔶 To gEt t❤️eIr ❤️An🔶♠️ 🔶IrTy. i lIkE Ya ♠️TyLe 🔶EaR.
I ♤ee. I ♤ee. T♡u♤ i♤ t♡e fate of t♡e fu♤♧♡ia ♧a♤te I ♤uppo♤e.
I see you in every single one of miss Crocker's posts. Why are you so pressed? Its quite sad.
fuuuck i hate when she spits bars
I. Um. I wouldn't deny your request. Of course. - MC Oleana
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I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
does anyone else ever forget entire conversations while you are having them or is that just part of my pan being fucked up? :P
This just in: Japanese-style peanuts are not actually from Japan.
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG!!!! #empressalert }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Disssclaimer: The thoughtsss expressssssed herein are a reflection of Honori Jussstia only, and are not to be affiliated with her legal office. Attemptsss to conflate the two will be met with legal action. With that out of the way. #nsssfw. #hornyposssting. It'sss cute when my riled ssstaff think they have a chance with me. What I ssseek isss hotssshotsss and diligent little playthingsss that I can wrap around my finger. Perhapsss even with collar and leasssh, to truly get acrossssss my ownerssship of their mind and body. I do not want one day ssstandsss, or easssygoing pailsss. I crave utter devotion from my partnersss. I want them grovelling at my ssshoesss, begging for attention from their missstressssss. After, I may humour them with my handsss on their lesssssser bodiesss, brought to their edge, and made to beg even more for releassse. After all, they're here for me, not for themssselvesss. Ah, but I sssuppossse even ssstill, I do crave a more intimate touch every now and again, ssso aftercare will be taken to ensssure a proper ssshift in mental ssstate, to avoid anh crossssssed wiresss in one'sss pan. Frankly, my current ssstaff (The onesss asssking me out.) are all too fiery for thisss kind of relationssship. It'sss laughable that they think they even have a chance.
࣪⊹₊˚{ there is nothing left four us to do, girlies! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ our roles have already been circumscribed four us from hatch to gravehole, + ultimately we are all to DIE SCREAMING, SCREAMING! eeeeeee! }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I GOT THE MIND OF SIMPLETON WITH ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN ON MY SHOULDERS YOU WILL NEVER SEEN A PUMPER THATS COLDER CUZ I KILL FOR FUN AND FUCK FOR THE PAIN #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
all through high school i continued loving fantasy stories. princesses, unicorns, wizards, fairies, dragons, knights, mermaids. scifi not so much. spaceships, aliens, time travel. that was too close to home. i wanted to think about any world other than the world i was living in. by the time i was college aged, a lot of things changed. most of my delusions of magic and true love i had to shake off. of course i kept hobbies. i would have gone properly insane if i didnt maintain one or two avenues of escapism. all work and no play as they say. but the work has definitely stayed the heavier side of the scale.
Everyday ik i'm not hating to my full potential. Now that i realize i can speak to celebrities i'm gonna manifest the ultimate hater for advice.
It reely ψas loψ-key...
I slapped one of my advisors recently ψith one of them, and all he ψas doing ψas grabbing some papers. Noψ the beach stands like I kicked him.
I sneezed so hard my fins flared the fuck out. these motherfuckers big as shell! almost as big as my forehead.
||| prom|se | shall craft only the most bl|nd|ngly bedazzled weapon |n your honor.||
the wind outside just made a trully horrifying, haunting noise that suddenlly makes me understand a llot of olld spooky stories. good gog.
some of you need to spend less time online, actually.
time to make some nutritious grub sauce! so hungry.
Do you know if costco sells like a "hotdog pass"?
ALTERNATIVELY: I SHOOT AT IT FOR TARGET PRACTOCE CAUSE I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER EAT A LIVE GRENADE THAN TO DEIGN ANOTHER LIVING BEING THE PRIVILEGE OF MY PHYSICAL TOUCH —EMBER💥
U Think U Have Seen Bulge? U Have Seen Nothing
I had a wonderful time playing games with you all today. We should do it again.
i wish takin the ring off didnt tp you back to tha bubbles itd be so fuckin funny to pull a bit where someones annoyin you so you take yo ring off and keel over dead on tha ground
0///n///0
IN ANTICIPATION OF THE SACRED FESTIVAL OF #GILLSOUTSEASON. YOU HAVE SOARED TO ALL TIME NEW. WORLD HISTORIC PEAKS. STOPPED TIME TO GIVE YOU KUDOS.
>>>(Seated) for eventual premiere of salaryslave's demise >>>(Tickets) now on sale... https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/thepersonallogofayoungtrollwhoisnotablycowardly.png
▬▬[══Gasp! I, a lowly vassal, do acknowledge thy majesty, Our Queen of the Realm!!═══>
lot moor seadwellers on here now so i betta be seain an finflux of glubpostin soon
concept: using your fingers to slowly spread their fin rays watching with curious eyes as they flutter nervously in response to your probing you lean in to drag your tongue across the soft interradial membrane of their earfin only to hear their breath hitching towards the stark difference between the warmth of your touch and the chill of their skin sitting in their lap as you roll your hips at an eager pace their head nods back to stare up at you with blown out pupils that were usually so stern and slitted their hands hold your hips tight claws that could tear you to pieces were you a beast in their waters so gentle as they skim upwards to draw over your ribs your eyes guiltily trail down to their neck to the gills that flutter there with each needy noise they allow slip past razorlined teeth youve memorized the feel of the sharp operculum that protects the sensitive and fragile piece of their throat gill rakers flashing with each gasp they make you cant help yourself you lean down to drag your tongue carefully over the shape of them the warmth of your saliva near such a delicate part causes their hips to thrust upwards against you from below claws pricking skin and teeth gritting "careful" they warn in a pathetic voice but it only makes your hips move faster (tags: Reader/Anonymous, seadweller, seadweller fetishization, #nsfw, finplay, gillplay, caste difference alluded to, no quads mentioned, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
glub #glubposting
A lot more humans here than I would think! You lot really are just a bunch of vermin are you? Start making more of yourselves anywhere you go. You really aren’t even good for anything until I turn you to death spheres.
Since concern has been raised about this, I feel the need to clarify. We do not use our company's intern program as "an eXcuse to abuse lowbloods." We at #MacroCullsmos are an equal-opportunity employer, and have interns on all stripes of the hemospectrum. Highbloods are not given any hiring preference, and must work their way up the corporate ladder, just as any other troll. When we deal out corporal punishment to our wretched and unworthy interns, it is equal-opportunity #violence. - MC Oleana
Tempting, but I fear it may effect their productivity in the long-term. - MC Oleana
Both cruel and efficient. Well appointed, your majesty. - MC Oleana
...thank y0u f0r marking thiz az a mandat0ry d0wn10ad and p1ay.
WE WELCOME DONATIONS, AND PERHAPS WE CAN GET YOU ON THE SHOW AS A GUEST STAR FOR A CHALLENGE!
#breakfast #lunch #dinner #substance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a4/52/e6/a452e6d6edb61e97adee4f15eacbddd2.jpg
Sex in a shitty club bathroom where anybody can walk in and catch you. > #nsfw
I do not know what to say about this new... Account. I am surprised and somewhat appalled.
niece, granddaughter, sister idek but she eats
i mizz her. the me that i waz. i w0nder if zhe w0u1d agree with my acti0nz. i w0nder if zhe w0u1d be zcared. w0u1d zhe mizz her 01d quadz m0re? w0u1d zhe keep g0ing? i rebui1t myze1f fr0m her. but. maybe i zh0u1d n0t have. #vent
✨The stars today...✨ ...are burning with energy!!! If you feel a spark, make some major moves today. If you've got a friend who can tag along, the more the merrier! Today is all about maximizing, so think big and don't stop! Lucky numbers are 26, 54, 55, 78, and 92! #dailyhoroscope #fortune
-- ✨About Xandra Aurora ✨ -- "Fate's Fickle Mistress" 🔮Fate, fortune, luck, love, lightning, connection, community❤️🔥 💘 Countess of Love 💘 She/Her, F, Bi | 4'11" Goldblood , Rebel , Derse+Prospit Dreamer, GAME WINNER + GOD TIER Currently living on the Land of Love and Charm! Dancer, Singer, Public Speaker. Enjoys theatrics and dramatics. Elegant and graceful, but rowdy and loud when excited. "Learn the rules to break them". MORE INFO: https://heartwiredcontrarian.tumblr.com/about-xandra Will update with settings on her planet (her current abode, tourist locations, etc). https://i.ibb.co/7xZ29h4c/Ld-Nwq-Wr.jpg
.☘︎ ݁˖ You don’t get it! I am fucking AURA FARMING!! .☘︎ ݁˖
not wwatchin matesprit island too busy travversin back through time to re experience #eridanwweek all ovver again presently im in the audience at rumble night wwith a deep bitterness in my pusher knowwin itll all get blowwn up at the end but wwhat a showw
Eh. Everyone's allowed to have their limits sometimes
Nervous Broad and Roxy are paired!!!
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ONLY A FEW SPOTS LEFT FOR SEASON ELEVEN OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND! WE'RE STILL SIFTING THROUGH THE AUDITION TAPES, BUT WE'RE ACCEPTING LAAAAAST MINUTE APPLICATIOOOOONS! DON'T BE SHY NOWWWWW!
ALLLLLRIGHT, WHAT'S ALL THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT AN IIIIISLAND? IS SOMEONE CHOMPING AT MYYYYY BIT?
I'M DOING GRRRRREAT EMPRESS! GETTING READY FOR ANOTHER EEEEEXCITING SEASON TO LAUNCH VERY SOON!
WE HAVE SOME VERRRRRY SPECIAL GUESTS LINED UP FOR SOME OF THE CHALLENGES! HERE'S A LITTLE HINT: THIS IS SHAPING UP TO BE A *MIRRRRRTHFUL* SEASON!
you see the stupid part about having a big bulge is that people get really curious about it!! i've had people ask me to try and lift weights with it, break a glass and even knock them out???? people get really creative with it. i'm forced to do side missions whenever i'm trying to just have sex :P #nsfw
New trap: I send two guys to the moon and only bring one back after they kill each other with rocks.
I think technically the term is first guardian
Øf cØurse I can handle it, I’m still here, aren’t I? It’s Ønly that nØt all Øf us are fans Øf disgusting bright neØn cØlØrs and lighting that cØuld be seen frØm Øutside the atmØsphere
#evidetupdate he's cute in a sad barkbeast way
there are some PARTICULAR people on here. with very specific tastes. uh, i hope they're having fun! sure seems like they are. golly.
Maybe take a break from humping that thesaurus, Rose.
I'll concede as much. You practically wear it on your sleeve like a superfluously deconstructed shirt that was hastily stripped bereft of its length in order to adopt the integrally butch aphorism of "allergic to sleeves I didn't grow". The little twines and separated threads all serving as unmistakable evidence you take shit from no one, and dish it out in unapologetic amounts. My acknowledgement is more of a bemoaning of circumstance. A terse sort of tea set hastily set up to settle down one's throat, even if the tea is glacially paced in its sluggish sloughing from the coagulate slushie mixture. Frosted over. With how cold the tea is.
Literally anyone with eyes can see I've got issues what an absolute observation
I'd caution you. This feels like a roundabout way of finding out where you live. Goodness, it's regrettably apparent how absentee your parents were, even before such was disclosed directly. You espouse in me a kind of regrettably maternal instinct I thought left me when John reached proper adolescence and Dave's last self-annihilation attempt was thwarted. Or. Rather. Coordinated? Facilitated. The t ⚫⚪r was. Complicated. At any rate, I shall be keeping a much closer eye on you.
I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF SHES ON HRT, DMT, OR MDMA EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL AND BITCH IM LIKE TROLL TIGER WOODS GETTING IN ALL THOSE HOLES AT ONCE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
Unfriendly reminder that I fucking hate Jane Crocker and Dirk "Ultimate Douchebag" Strider
i mean live your truth girlfriend, i'm just groovin in my lane bc i know myself too well
P3OPL3 W1TH D3GR4D1NG K1NKS 4R3 SOOOOO D1SGUST1NGLY P4TH3T1C 4ND CUT3! >;] #NSFW
Showed @caligulasAquarium ONE PRIVATE INBOX with an old flame and he was too mortified to snoop through my phone any further. He's been slumping with his forehead against the car window for eight minutes.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯, 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾. 𝓥𝓮𝓻𝔂 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱. 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓭𝓸 𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓫𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Fuck yeah, breaking shits my favorite thing to do.
Not an enemy of state or an enemy of the people just a fucking enemy about to break someone's nose.
Shoulda sold 'em to me when you had the chance, dipshit.
some trolls on this site are baring their throats askin for ragebaitin but im above allat now. im older and moor mature. i can leave it to the next generation sometimes
not to start drama but if you freed the orphans i had tied up outside the medicullers office durin my routine std (sonic transient dimensions) checkup you just freed a bunch a blasted no good brigands wwhore goin to burn dowwn my fuckin orphice for no good fuckin reason like its goin to bring their octopusdad back FUCK #nsfww
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯, 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓾𝓽𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓭𝓮. 𝓣𝓸 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓯; 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮. 𝓘 𝓻𝓮𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓼 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
I Despise Every One Of You. You Are The Slow Death Of Our Species.............
what does STR-ENGT)( IS A 3 efin mean. out of 10?? what the fuck is the M-EASUR-E of strength here whats the test. deadlifting?? #nsfw ig
☭ Typical ruling caste behaviour. ☭
Trollbama is the exception to the rule okay show the man a little respect #thatsMyPurrresident mew~ 💖✨
tRUST ME, uHH, tHAT NEARLY HAPPENED A FEW NIGHTS AGO AND UHH,,, nAH, i DON'T THINK WE'RE READY FOR, a REPEAT,
Please don't, Your-a Highness! He is a highly valued-a customer! Not-a even-a financially since he has a lifetime supply of-a free meals, he is-a priceless-a to us-a here at-a Narrah's! Liondad-a would-a be devastated!
OF COURSE IM ON CHITTR YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT WHERE THE DESPERATION GOES I FOLLOW HAUNTING THAT PUSSY LIKE ITS THE NARRATIVE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
-Captain's Log- Day XXX: Ship's going to stop at port in 0400 hours, due East. It's 8een a long voyage 8ut well worth the trip. The crew's in for a treat when we get there. Except for 8ennet. That little shit's going to 8e evicted into the void of space. Singing the same 8lasted shanty for a whole perigee like a 8roken record. He's lucky he's a good enough cook, can't afford to replace him yet. Sevika needs the extra pair of hands after all. Fuckin' 8astard. My Chief Engineer has fortified the ship's defenses upon request. As per usual, his delivery is 8oth swift and exceeds expect8tions. A worthy investment. I'll 8e sure to reward him for his efforts post-arrival at port.
i dnt thk i even gt to 48 hors sobr tis time #substance
lol u knw wat? this vids wy funier dunk then sobr cause the moie not the comntry *commentary #substance
Now Hiring: An enterprising young troll to proofread my outgoing messages to ensure I do not in mistake send anything embarassing. This post is facetious and rhetoricall. For the record
Blu)(blu)(.
38O Impressive! Blocked by minio-- Lowblood anti-personnel personnel! 3--E o+<
)(e)(e s)(orey!
38) No! )(e did it )(imself because )(e loves t)(e crown!
38)!
Leaving another timeline behind I suppose.
i hte u so fukin mush u kno hope ur hapy
I sea...
Lowkey A group of college students go downsta1rs to the1r dorm lobby to get a del1very p1zza. There's only one 1ssue: They're 1nsanely h1gh on a homemade drug, turn1ng the1r s1mple journey down two sets of sta1rs 1nto a m1nd-bendingly transformat1ve quest m1ght be the worst f1lm 1 have ever seen the k1smeses near the end was pretty good though
im strongr then my ugres im not gonna drink just cause it smels like booze i promise whoever cares i wont im gona be good #substance
nAh sHe's rIgHt.
nAh iT'S CoOl i cAn gEt iT.
kNoWiNg yOuR AsS YoU PrObAbLy pUt sOmE MoThEr fUcKiNg fLaT As sHiT FaYgO In tHeRe. WhO TaUgHt yOu tO CoOk sOpOr? WhAt iF YoU BuRn mY ShIt? ThEn i'd hAvE To bEaT YoU TwIcE.
Don't give him that.
hell yeah! go for it! and i see that like, @coronateCruelty you can too :3c
THAT'S all it takes to impress you? We have the limbo champion of the multiverse. Set the bar lower. No, lower. Record-breaking lows!!!
..... does anyone wanna maybe tease/bother Porrim for a bit? i feel like she could do with some bullying of her own.
Porrim.... you're really not helping the "all Maryams are Ashen public bicycles" allegations...
wicked ass post my motherfucking mirthful brother
DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW.
hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/F051Db3fBfD1.jPeG
i mean the EXISTENTIAL WRONGNESS j was sorta just attributin to tha whole "woke up with no memories on an alien planet" chicanery an I ain't got nearly enough #substance to be thinking about this tonight #seaman?saturday
anyψave, go my scarabs.
I support trans community, they're all very beautiful and very poψerful. #Transψrongs #Transrights #TransEvils #Slayeveryday
yeah, maybe long ago i wvwould havwe. bye.
wOW, tHANKS!
Hey, big fish dat makes all da rulez, Why did you have to say "milkin that slurry" like that?
TRANS RIGHTS
Alright. Who won. @gutsyGumshoe#2740 - MC Oleana
ARE YXU SERIXUSLY CALLING XN A MXRE CAPABLE WXMAN TX FIGHT YXUR BATTLES FXR YXU? - MC Oleana
You go listen to Too Young to Die on Jamiroquai's EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH album and tell me he wasn't a stealth agent for the human resistance. What did he know??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14a55fa7b1f8.jpeg
hell. hell on th1s b1tch of a planet. fuck that sucked so bad. anyway, 1 have another new palmhusk so 1 guess thats good
I have to go to international geese court to prove my right to rule
10 likes n I'll tie up my buddy n smash em #nsfw
whale then gold it is
// okok I do need to get off for a bit but I will leave this as a fun fact: Neither Xandra nor I can tell the difference between our lefts and rights. So if you see her gold/void arms on the wrong side... no you didn't. (But also, the markings are technically "alive", so they CAN move, so just... pretend she switched them or something) I've been thinking of updating my pinned chit to be more concise and have more fun facts about what you can do with Xandra (and Xander) if you have any Qs lmk :^D https://i.ibb.co/1GZ5GkHw/hairbrush.png
// AAAAAA THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR BEING SO NICE MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING https://i.ibb.co/XkrqwhzF/Fr2-Dfd-Ia-IAACnl-F.jpg
AWWWW OMGGGGG DSFSDFSDGD I'M SO FLATTERED !!!! YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE CONDESCE IS LIKE MY FAVVVVVV (❤️´艸｀❤️)
Don't worry, II'm very careful about the words II choose when it comes two these little guys!
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.
#NSFW I WANTED TO GET A GOOD VIEW OF MY SIGN BUT I HAD FLASH TURNED ON!!! KINDA FUCKED UP THE PHOTO BUT THE ANGLE'S !!! MAD GOOD !!! (HOPE THE EMBED WORKS XOD) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/1480392371710726166/1497796453433606224/ILLUSTRATION413.PNG?EX=69EED326&IS=69ED81A6&HM=2DD13204AC561AD5B3DBD16A22048B8349FE1C5132F746A5F4EA642140682F27
// me not seeing a strange uncomfortable highblood on the feed: is anyoe else going to fill that void rn
Sorry. I don't know what came over me. - MC Oleana
im really wwonderin sometimes if youll evver tire of revvisitin your vvictory ovver this wwoman vvia snappy online owwns but methinks it aint gettin old soon
I just don't think about you that much, to be honest. - MC Oleana
[LOGGED IN TO $AY WHERE MY FAT MEN LOVER$ AT]
Fair enough! It's your universe, after all. Enjoy your soak! ;)
Sorry but my bloodpusher craves controversy. It's the only thing that makes me feel something. - MC Oleana
It's like this website is an accelerated evolution by natural selection, if you think about it. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, of course. - MC Oleana
I t♡ink I'm in agreement wit♡ 'em ◇oll. Eit♡er way, I t♡ink you an◇ I if we put our pan♤ toget♡er ♧an a♧♧ompli♤♡ ♤ome biiig t♡ing♤. :)
Sorry. What I meant to say was I would never question your sage #StockAdvice. - MC Oleana
It's been leaked - apparently if you collect too high of a Kult score on here, you're deemed a threat to the Crockercorp empire and hunted down like wild game by hungry barkbeasts. #StockAdvice #Crockerbait - MC Oleana
I ♤♡oul◇ ♡ire you a♤ my motivational ♧oa♧♡ or ♤omet♡ing. :)
Wa♤n't expe♧ting ♤ome real a♤♤ a◇vi♧e from t♡i♤ ♧onver♤ation but ey, t♡at'♤ not ba◇. I appre♧iate it. Ju♤t gotta get my a♤♤ up.
He DOES have a taste for the finer things... ;)
//literally went to the beach she yearning so hard//
Seriously though. Without people willing to play the morally grey characters, or the outright villains, RP would be dull, and the experience is all the richer for all the fantastic villains you all bring to the table 👏👏👏👏👏👏
//you seem to have managed to turn my character into a yearner, this is great//
you're doing great with her, though! she's so much fun to have my character react to like 😒 "ugh, this bitch again?"
she is MEAN and FUCKED UP and I think that's just excellent :3 ))
((and just like in wrestling, stars it makes everything more exciting!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/53/3a/5e/533a5e5b05d135af106499697b4734c1.gif
god @archiveAddict is cringe af sometimes but when she hits she fuckin HITS........... god.
History indeed! :B That is an excellent summation of your person! You are history.
𑣲 Y𖦹u l𖦹𖦹k abs𖦹lutely stunning! A ᰔ𖦹nderful p𖦹se indeed, I'm certain it inspired much m𖦹rale.. <3 ʚïɞ
fell
II'm not exactly muscular, but II like two think II'm at least toned. What do you think? \\ #nsfw ? (◔◡◔) https://i.ibb.co/WNmHhthX/muscle-girl.png
My contribution to #tittyrepostday #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png
@adiosToreador STOP FREAKPOSTING, YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES.
Hard pass. I kno+w yo+u may no+t have heard o+f them, but I do+ have so+mething called 'standards'.
this is wvhy i vwish i vwas hatched alternian
THE OPPS CUT MY LIFE SUPPORT BUT THE ZA GOT ME RISING AGAIN LIKE THE SIGNLESS HIMSELF EMERGING ON THE THIRD DAY #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
i mean sure, you're 6or6eous, but there ain't spheres bi6 enou6h to make up for all the terror you done brou6ht. o︵o
Hmm, Gorgeous Pose And Figure, Though I Suppose That Is Very Evident To Anyone With Functioning Eyes! –xoxo
^^ Did such a good job with my claws tonight. ^^ https://images2.imgbox.com/e6/a0/ISBRKacp_o.png
some people are reposting their tits so i feel safe in doing this too https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/bf8b419(e5df.jpg #nsfw
Here Is The Photo I Promised Earlier, Of Course It Is Nsfw 8ut Also A Gore Warning This Time, There Is 8lood -xoxo [attached Is A Photo Of The Escort In Nothing 8ut A Set Of Lingerie, Lying Splayed Out On A 8ed. She Is Covered In Serval Different Colors Of 8lood, Some Rust, 8ronze, Gold, Cerulean, Indigo, And Purple, A Little Olive And Jade, Plenty Of Violet, And Hell Even Some Fuchsia 8lood Can 8e Seen Mixed In With The Rest. There Is Some Jade And Violet 8lood Staining Her Lips And Fangs As She Smiles At The Camera] #gore #nsfw –xoxo
KUDOS! ❤︎
gomen for what i said early you are my empress
gyh hou h m iygd
tr7 #rankbait, prett7 sure that's the tag also, 7ou're hot?
A reelly good one! 38)
I won't apologize for being a proud, empress-loving Alternian. - MC Oleana
If I'm a "boot-licker" then Her Imperious Condescension's boots must be immaculate. - MC Oleana
Are you trying to make me sound even more fearsome and impressive? - MC Oleana
I'm under no illusion. I know I'm just one of many. That's the power of a truly formidable army, commanded by a beautiful and horrifying matriarch. - MC Oleana
One of the benefits of death is doing things one might never, or rarelly do, in llife. I have just taken a 3 hour llong shower.
i been better than him since i wwas six bloody swweeps wwhen i made good on a bargain wwith fate to provvide sgrub its ultimate vviolet wwarrior wwhich it sorely lacked the first go around and theres fifty thousand dead angels annihilated by their prince to vvouch for that painful truth buy my fuckin coin and wwatch for more iconic eridan moments
this mf reely took me on a hike for the halibut 38/ my fronds are krillin me i gotta look into this string of bad decisions smh
did yall know that there are over 700 trillion krills in the sea? ☝️🤓
Poetic. Disgusting. Murderous. Bravo.
is evil jade going through the torment nexus or is her whole life basically the torment nexus?
I'm getting arby's anyone want anything?
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/ZTCHY0.PNG I WASN'T INVITED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS BUT I WAS ABLE TO FIND THE CEMETERY THIS PRIVATE FUNERAL WAS BEING HELD AT.. IT WAS A LITTLE STRANGE THEY LOADED A FRESH BUCKET OF KFC INTO A CASKET AND STARTED CRYING OVER IT.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/793a129e12a5.gif #flashing
m7 friend told an empress to fu(k off and the fu(hsias are hating m7 (hit. wild.
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/F4J7FD.PNG I REGRET TO ADMIT THIS BUT IM HAPPY FOR THE SURVIVAL OF @NORMALPUPPET. I AM NOW ON A HIT LIST DUE TO MY INACTION IN THEIR TIME OF NEED.. BUT TO BE FRANK IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO WATCH AT THE TIME.
there's always a bigger fish
Absolutely, your majesty. Any publicity is good publicity, I always say. - MC Oleana
This is... not eXactly what I intended... But I appreciate it. I guess. - MC Oleana
You s)+|ouldn'ʇ be in power. You clearly don'ʇ even know )+|ow ʇo properly )+|andle your people. Good day.
@ole nderSupernov https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e54e88fb1df.png
I see you're also the empress of reading comprehension. What strategy, exactly, did I denounce? :B I can't wait to hear this.
decimate (v.) to select by lot and kill every tenth member of
I could have done more remember that next time.
[ RECALL ] [ REWRITE ] [ UNCLASSFIED ] As is your right, ma'am.
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] Is nothing sacred
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] They raised the price of carcinogenic sticks again. I will be scheduling a slot in my calendar for digging drywall out with my claws and eating it slowly as I am consumed by desire and madness.
O-oh. Your majesty. Thank you. - MC Oleana
You ♧an t♡ank my pop♤, ♡I♤ ROYAL FLU♤♡, for t♡e i◇ea. ♤till tryna ♧onvin♧e ♡i♤ ◇reambubble ♤elf to make a ♧♡ittr but ♡e'♤ not too re♧eptive after I ◇ome◇ ♡im wit♡ a .44 Magnum. ♡e♡. ♡e got one look of Eart♡'♤ Vega♤ an◇ felt in♤pire◇. It wa♤ effe♧tive, ♡e ran t♡e logi♤ti♧♤, I ◇i◇ t♡e me♤♤y work. ♡e manage◇ t♡e law, I enfor♧e◇ t♡e law. Kept t♡e popula♧e in ◇ebt, in ♧♡e♧k, an◇ ♧omin' ba♧k for more. Gotta love gambling a◇◇i♧tion♤.
Being liked is overrated. Being hated is what gets you cliX. #Girlboss #BusinessAdvice - MC Oleana
I just Noticed we have a Mafia here...I'm Choosing to take that as a Sign to Hide, if you need me I'll be in My Hive.
Be nice to your lusus. Might just have to do something about it if you aren't.
SMOKING THAT FUSCHIABLOOD OUTER RIM DREAM BUBBLE HORRORTERROR HASH SHE SPREAD IT AND LET ME TAKE A LITTLE SNIFF OF THAT MAHI MAHI #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW #SUBSTANCES
They culled the dude that ran one of the RP forums I frequent 8ecause he wrote ancestorfic a8out the wrong troll's ancestor LMAO???????? Aspir8ional levels of pettiness. This is hilarious. #violence
#grumbling
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5e72a788417.png Welp....my Pizza Chit has garner attention from the fucking TROLL MAFIA....If i go dark for more than two hours, assume the worst
B33 < man evil jade fureaking out still hurts to s33 B33 < oof...
I'm ★n enemy.
Ok★y so if you look ★t the ground you'll find one.
everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND ME A LIFE PLAYER RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEAES SHE S NTO GETTING UP
MOTHER GRUB GONNA BE CALLING THAT INCESTUOUS SLURRY A SELFCESTUOUS SLURRY THE WAY I BE PAILING HALF THE ALTERNIAN POPULATION #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/01UAIK.PNG SHE WASN'T KIDDING WHEN SHE SAID "FUCK IT W-----E BALL!!!!" @CORONATECRUELTY I WASN'T PREPARED LIKE SHE WAS FOR A QUICK 1 ON 1 SESH OF B-BALL.. THESE OLD BONES WEREN'T MADE TO DUNK.
^^ If you're chitting at me and it's not on one of these bad girls, we're gonna have a problem. ^^ https://images2.imgbox.com/70/86/FSuMcJQa_o.png
W4RM SHOW3RS 4R3 PR3TTY R3L4X1NG, NGL.
IF YOU DONT FUCK WITH THE CONDESCE GET OFF MY POSTS —EMBER💥
Her Imperi☆us C☆ndescensi☆n is bizzare! She's pretty chill but at the same time she's l☆wkey evil #c☆ndy #heiresses
This whole al8um is a no-skip treasure. Al8um of the year al8um of the decade al8um of the CENTURY!!!!!!!!
Why does this sound like 8asically every Eridan I have ever had the misfortune to meet? #nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/1ho6oMAuDoJ6r0mopG360r
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I TRULY FEEL A BIT OF A GROWING PIT OF MY STOMACH. I DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF MY KIDS TO SEE MY VERY MATURE POSTS OR MY INABILITY TO HOLD BACK THE HATE THIS SITE BRINGS OUT OF ME.. ANYWAYS LIKE MY WIFE LOVES TO SAY IN TIMES LIKE THESE "FUCK IT WE BALL".
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/DDQ9PW.PNG I LEARNED FROM THE BEST THAT'S EVER DONE IT <3
Whatever you say, ma'am. I don't think we'll reach an agreement here. You keep to your path, I keep to mine.
Well shit. A lady makes me an offer like that, and it just wouldn't be right of me to refuse.
Admittedly getting into some high rank philosphical metaphysical bullshit today. Sorry if I have to get into an argument with a ruler of some of yall she's just trying to outfinesse me and I won't be having that.
☭ https://media1.tenor.com/m/qQRASLgDg6gAAAAd/fuck-it%27s-genius-the-boss.gif ☭
i dont wanna admit u of all ppl r rite honstly just kill me now
I am going †o begin sharing por†ions of my collec†ion, as I begin my s†udy of BB03. I† is ano†her Bronze, †hough much differen† †han †he previous. ☥his hand came from a Psionic I had †he luck of finding af†er a figh† be†ween i† and ano†her Mus†ardblood. ☥he scarifica†ion and burning was fascina†ing. #gore #nsfwe [A††ached is a pho†o of †he yellow-grey hand, covered in ligh†ning-like arcs of scars and some never-healed burns. Like †he previous specimen, i† is in a we† speciman jar.]
(and also definitely baked goods!)
***NUBILE THROATS NEEDED - HOTNESS WARMTH AND WELLNESS OPTIONAL - PLUSH PHONE PAILJOBS - WORK IMMEDIATELY!*** Ever wanted to make $300 a week by sitting around and being a pathetic, lazy, fat sack of shit? Shoved your hand so far down your pants you can christen it a seam ripper? Mouth the only thing worth a damn you got left? PLUSHPAILS.NET is hiring, and God knows you could use a job. ***APPLY TODAY AND WORK IN UNDER 48 HOURS!*** #nsfw
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THIS WORLD. FIND SOMEONE TO HATE AND JUST HATE THEM TILL YOUR DYING BREATH. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. #CARPEDIEM
um! you smell like...electricity and sweat and fear and very deep red wine
/\ And that's why you need to be stopped /\
↘️the ratio would literally be all wrong.↘️ ↗️THE GRAIN FLAKES WILL JUST GO EVERYWHERE.↗️
https://tenor.com/view/megatron-beast-wars-yess-excellent-transformers-gif-26086734
cAn't reAlly do thAt when i liVe in feAr of hAVing my shAme globes cAstrAted by psycho clowns
are you saying this because your name is hope or is your name hope because youre saying this. #thinkabouthat
Oh so true!
im just giggling in my recuperacoon and 8eing cute
no one tell khavah i agreed with the empress on something
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THE TIMELINE IS ALL NOOK, BULGE, AND ENGAGEMENT BAIT. WE NEED MORE HIGH QUALITY CHITTS. INTERACT WITH THIS CHITT IF YOU AGREE.
✨️The stars today... ✨️ ... encourage you two use your intuition two guide you. Yeah. II dunno. Not a lot two go off of today. Wing it, babes. Lucky numbers are 4, 9 21, 42, and 84! As an additional reading for the day, II drew a card. Tarot of the day is: Eight of Swords. It's really giving me nothing today, huh... #dailyhoroscope #fortune
someone should chitt u ova the head with a shovel for that one
HAH! Yeah, I’ve been doing alright =w=ith the abstinence thing (other than almost getting myself culled during pailing season, but that’s all sorted out no=w=). I sure do love my eastern Alternian girls.
ʚ♡ɞ UMMMMMMM!!! LIKEZ!!! PROBABLY!!! It would be SO cool to be related to an artist though!!! LOLZ!! ʚ♡ɞ
Indeed I am, your majesty. Glad to hear you liked the concert!
ʚ♡ɞ OMGZ NO WAY!!! THE EMPRESS RESPONDED TO ME!!! HAIIII QUEEN <3 <3 ʚ♡ɞ
Anyway, time for your fondly reminder to pick up t)(e tras)( on t)(e beac)(. T)(ink of it t)(is way: would you R-E-ELY want to step on someone else's used wrappers? Just a suggestion! 38)
Say it aint so big fish dat makes all da rulez
I'm w)(ale aware. 38P
real GLUBBIN shit gill cod dam fuck all the doubts i had
38/ )(er s)(ip was stopped before it even got to t)(e Green Moon! Guess )(er c)(amber imploded? T)(en a bunc)( of drones )(ad to save )(er! It was a big deal!!!! S)(e was ruling over in a pseudocorpse state using )(er psionics.
We'll sea in due time!
that must have been an insanely powerful explosion to hurt her like that... if you have any other information on the incident we would reelly apphishiate it!
I don't know if I wanna )(elp someone named "-Evil Jade" if I am being )(onest!
Tanks!
you know what? thats fair, lol :P i just want to keep her safe
T)(-E -EMPR-ESS FROM ANOT)(-ER TIM-ELIN-E SAID S)(-E IS PROUD OF M-E!!!!!!!!
maybe some of the ruling class can be forgiven.
38D TODAY is t)(e day!!! By t)(e time t)(e twin moons )(ang )(ig)( above t)(e imperial spires tonig)(t, t)(e t)(rone of Alternia will belong to M-E. T)(e old -Empress is dead. I killed )(er myself in t)(e silence of )(er resting c)(amber w)(ile t)(e mac)(ines still )(issed and clicked around )(er sleeping body. One clean ending to a reign t)(at )(ad already rotted from t)(e inside out. Some of you wanted spectacle. Some of you wanted a legendary duel. But power does not wait politely for a dying ruler to open )(er eyes. A crown abandoned is a crown claimed. In only a few )(ours, I will walk t)(e black coral steps of t)(e imperial palace draped in sea-silk and gold, wit)( t)(e bloodline of empresses be)(ind me and an entire empire beneat)( my fins. T)(e nobles are already circling like s)(arks. T)(e fleet clammmanders are swearing loyalty. T)(e )(ig)(bloods are pretending t)(ey never doubted me for a single second. Good. T)(ey s)(ould be afraid to. Today t)(e tides c)(ange forever. Today a new empress rises from t)(e brine. Bow your )(eads, Alternia. Your -Empress is coming. 38D
I keep seaing landdwellers attempting to “translate” glubposting like it is some kind of decorative typing quirk instead of w)(at it actually is. W)(ic)( is adorable, by t)(e way. Please continue. You must understand, glub is not simply replacing words wit)( ocean puns and calling it a day. If it were t)(at easy, every rustblood wit)( a dictionary and too muc)( confidence would be capable of reproducing it properly. T)(ey are not. Glub is cadence. Implication. Pressure. -Emotional undertow. A conversational current carried beneat)( t)(e literal meaning of t)(e words t)(emselves. Two seadwellers can )(old an entire second conversation beneat)( t)(e visible one wit)(out a single outsider noticing. Tone s)(ifts. Repetition. Intentional misuse of aquatic terminology. Placement of symbols. Timing. A single “glub” can mean reassurance, mockery, t)(reat, flirtation, mourning, or a declaration of dominance depending entirely on context and psyc)(ic projection. And Y-ES, before anyone asks, projection matters. People forget t)(at our kind did not claw our way to t)(e top of t)(e )(emospectrum t)(roug)( pretty fins and dramatic capes alone. Seadwellers once possessed a psionic repertoire vast enoug)( to drown civilizations in silence. Or so t)(e oldest stories claim. T)(en )(istory c)(anged. T)(e useful gifts were cultivated elsew)(ere. Culling became specialization. T)(e lowblood castes in)(erited and refined abilities t)(at once belonged to t)(e dept)(s t)(emselves w)(ile our own powers narrowed into somet)(ing subtler. Stranger. W)(at remained was glub. A language s)(aped as muc)( by instinctive psyc)(ic bleed as spoken communication. )(alf verbal exc)(ange. )(alf emotional tide. T)(e last relic of somet)(ing enormous. Or maybe t)(at is just imperial romanticism. 38) Maybe we just really like fis)( jokes and making everyone else uncomfortable. Difficult to say. Regardless, if you ever sea two seadwellers speaking and suddenly realize you cannot quite tell w)(et)(er t)(ey are t)(reatening eac)( ot)(er, flirting, discussing politics, or planning a massacre? Congratulations. You are finally beginning to understand glub. 38D
You could get a coffee for a dime, this was a real country
Just making sure
3x(!!!!!!!! Ug)(...
#Normal #NormalAbtIt #AmNorm
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Found a weird book called "The Cull Note". It's all blank pages except for one in the front with a bunch of names I don't recognize. Keep it Y/N?
[Y]/N Once again the empress proves her superiority to all other life.
oh yeah? well i eat peoples guts and sometimes make out with their corpses for some reason! ((#nsfw #gore))
good loch wit dat gill luv yo energy
I dealt with the agent.
D --> Ah. Hello. My nerves are telling me to leave the platform immediately. But I will remain strong.
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ah dam didnt know that
do you want to know what i did last time i was set "free?" i begged her to take me back. thats it. thats all thats left.
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can confirm!!!!!!!!! she smells like all of these and more there is also a bit of a pleasant saltwater note and whatever perfume she chooses for the day (which are all PERFECT btw!!!)
If I had my way, a majority of these entries would 8e replaced with soap.
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a la looney tooney 38?
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A blloody hand outstretched Her name, iron on my tongue Spears, bars of my cage. #haiku I am reminded of the worst, and finall day of my llife. I thought I woulld never see her again.
depends on tha night boat im shore theres a few who can attest ta me ALWAV-----ES smellin amazin #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c32ae65242c.png
obfishiously theres some minor notes in there boat only tha lucky ones get close enough to smell all dat glory
just a few free moments while tha drones start up tha shit im workin on. im shore ya know betta than anyone we make tha B-EST cakes
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It would be a lot easier to deal with Real Estate people if I could just kill them.
Haha. No, ma'am, I'm a fan of it. Yerr worrk is lovely. Verry uh... What's th' terrm? Gorre deco? 's nice. I just meant I didn't hafta imagine it.
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⊹ It's amazin! ⊹
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OOh my goog this idioot cloown slipped and fell and fractured his arm!!! He toold me "At least I didn't break my jerking arm!". I'm happy he's ookay but he has soome serioous pain toolerance. Maybe that pain coonverts too pleasure I dunnoo. -n-""
My mother spilled wine on our Roku so it's stuck streaming Pop The Balloon videos.
YES, YOUR IMPERIOUS HIGHNESS. I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
⊹ Well ⟡f c⟡urse ⟡ur Empress! ⊹
# I hear ya loud and ¢lear! My mi$take! #
I didn't ask, Ma'am. Wishing you a middling amount of the best.
∘☽ I am so very blessed by your imposing yet so tenderly loving presence, I thank you. ☾∘
They don't like it if you take one egg out of the carton to buy you have to buy the whole carton even if you just need one egg #learningandgrowing
The store is out of shredded wheat. So I guess I hit that guy for nothing. Thanks a lot biden.
hey y'all soo i need soome advice. soo foor coontext, i had this giant ass lithium battery. and when i say that it was giant i mean it was the size oof my face. noow the thing was busted too all hell, practically explooded, soo i needed too throow it away. noow, usually i throow all oof my trash intoo the oocean because i hate thoose sea dwellin', poosh, fuck faces. and that's exactly what i did. i threw the damned thing intoo the oocean while thinkin' aboout hoow funny it woould be if it started soome kinda nuclear fall oout foor sea dwellers. but early this moornin' i saw a videoo aboout hoow oocean poollutioon is sloowly killin' turtles. noow i doon't care if a highblooood is gettin' fucked up mutatioons froom that lithium battery but i sure feel bad foor them turtles. any way foor me too soome hoow scoooop it up?
You know I wasn't even in saw 2? Didn't ask me to show up, still get royalties though.