Feferi Peixes
@cuttlefishCoddler
Naut everyfin is what it seams! Jane made me kill my ancestor. 38/
Orfiners t)(ese days )(ave no pan at all!
t)(ey really dont. i )(avent seen you on t)(is corner of c)(ittr in a w)(ile.
i know )(ow it be.
I found this little thing outside squirming in the sand. Do I kill it? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a8309f57eee.png
NO???????? FIND IT'S LUSUS FIRST! T)(-EN IF T)(-ER-E'S NO LUSUS, SUBMIT IT TO A M-EDICULL-ER! W)(AT IF IT'S DIS-EAS-ED! W)(AT IF YOU G-ET SICK? W)(AT IF IT )(AS A S-ECR-ET MIN-E INSID-E OF IT? -EUG)(. AMAT-EUR. IS T)(IS YOUR FIRST TIM-E?
S0me 0' y'\/\/e been askin' \/\/\/\/hy I ain't got Game\/\/\/\/ard 0n m'name anymore. It's b'cause I'm an Orphaner again. Returned t'm'roots fer the betterment 0f an Alternia. N0t my Alternia, b0at, one I can respect a bit m0re. See, the Little Empress @cuttlefishC0ddler, has culled her f0rmer 0rphaner. Eridan "0rphaner Dual\/\/\/\/and" Amp0ra. This \/\/\/\/as in response to his uprisin' an' rebellion against her rule after her immediacy in gi\/\/in' L0\/\/\/\/bl0ods rights and pri\/\/ileges once thought t'b'exclusi\/\/e to th'upper echelons of Hemist Society. I ain't here t0 c0mment 0n that. I'm just here t'get th'j0b d0ne. It's an open secret that I ain't exactly th' Imperial Pr0paganda Piece I'\/\/e been made 0ut t'b' under m' 0ld Empress. Boat, I am still a dutiful ser\/\/ant an' happy t'ensure that Gl'bgolyb gets her feedin' in. If'n'y'\/\/e got any comments, questi0ns, 0r concerns, kno\/\/\/\/ they likely \/\/\/\/on't be ans\/\/\/\/ered satisfact0rily. #fishingfriday
38D
Wow! I finally took t)(ree days off after t)(e w)(ole )(ig)(blood revolt situation and do you know w)(at )(appened? Nobody attempted a coup. Nobody poisoned a councilor. Nobody even dramatically c)(allenged me to sea-dweller combat at dinner. It turns out )(alf t)(e empire only seamed terrifying because everybody was running on twelve t)(ousand sweeps of in)(erited paranoia and sleep deprivation. We )(eld a reconciliation feast in t)(e capital trenc)( and several former revolutionaries ended up getting embarrassingly emotional over grilled sea dragon and c)(oir music. One purpleblood commander actually apologized to a jadeblood in public wit)(out exploding into flames afterward, so I t)(ink t)(at means we’re making progress! Well. Days/nig)(ts off! 38) I was talking to some -Eastern Alternian Lords and Ladies w)(o t)(oug)(t t)(ey may be able to slip out of my control! Looking into -Erifin's old doomsday device. Found t)(e scraps recently. I wonder...
W)(o gives you t)(e aut)(ority to clammand me? 38) You're, like, not even )(ere. Any version of you.
#thickerthursday returns n0w that i have. as does my pr0moti0nal material. https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e456fb249beb7c3db0d5347cacdb816/8e61c496da7be437-e8/s1280x1920/e94e97f650a707630197544d50215d666fc8a24b.jpg #nsfw ((paradoxrambles)) #nsfwe ((I dont think so really, having comm'd it myself its a mix of one big + one small making it an illusion of sorts.))
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imperial b0dyshaming aside )(ttps lo0ks funny
Bodys)(aming? You are swimming in )(er ass. )(er s)(ape doesn't bot)(er me. 38) Sounds like projections of insecurities.
C)(it. W)(at does t)(is mean? [Picture of t)(e (Once Dead) Condesce taken candidly in Feferi's Coral Court.]
interestin.
I need to get better at my fish and ocean puns before Meenah hurts me. All the fuchsia bloods, as well as those good at puns, please drop some recommendations in the replies. I will list some of the puns I have recently made in order to get advice.
“ofishically” as in “officially.” I felt that one was rather good.
I can take a kraken at it! Boat you s)(oald naut expect muc)( from my piers!
T)(at's a common one. Also ofis)(scaley works! If you want to lean into t)(e double pun for emp)(asis. Or ofis)(oally for a cleaner version!
Your advice is deeply appreciated.
Yoar* advice is deeply carpreciated*. Or. Yoar codvice* is deeply appreefsea-ated*. T)(ere's so many!
serkets are s0 easy :) #serketp0sting
38P Wouldn't know, culled mine!
38) T)(at was a fun visit! Woegot)(e wanted to make sure t)(at my Alternia reelly )(ad no game components! 38D Tested clean! 38/ T)(oug)(, somefin tells me t)(at s)(e didn't like some of my poliseas!
s)(oulda canned )(er ass.
38( Naut going to lie, I did try at first! 38o S)(e appeared in my Coral Court during an open floor discussion on my lusus programs! 38( All I managed to do was dent my fork! So I decided to play nice. S)(e's SUP-ER unnerving. )(umans aren't as cute as I t)(oug)(t t)(ey would be from t)(e Splinternet!
mmm. t)(at tells me )(ow strong you are.
at least youre )(onest about it.
Of coarse! Boat, I'm still t)(e biggest fis)( on my planet!!!!!!!! 38) Boat t)(ey knew t)(at already.
38) I )(ave been asked w)(at my pawliseas would be! I’m s)(ore you )(ave, and I’m more t)(an )(appy to cast t)(is net wide! 1. No more )(emospectrum! It's just gone! 38) -Except, of course, my position as -Empress. All of t)(e ot)(er )(eiresses were culled before my ascension. T)(ere is no alternative aut)(ority! -Eridan's recent uprising )(as ensured t)(is was necessary! 2. Imperial Culling )(as been dismantled over t)(e past few weeks! T)(ere is no need for population control! Random executions, failure-based culling, state-sanctioned slaug)(ter quotas, t)(res)(ecutioner regiments, all gone! -Equius Za)()(ak )(as been tasked wit)( altering all imperial drones as penance for )(is role in t)(e Great Flood! 3. An all new justice system! I )(ave delegated a new court of justices in replacement of t)(e old legislacerator )(ierarc)(y. )(elmed by t)(e Scourge )(erself, Terezi Pyrope! 4. Orp)(aning is no longer necessary. We are going to engage in carbon neutral lusus replacement programs to ensure t)(at Gl'bgolyb never goes )(ungry and grubs never go wit)(out care! 5. I )(ave put an end to t)(e decentralized military powers all across t)(e planet. -Eac)( leader was interviewed one by one by me. 38) It's w)(y I've been so busy. T)(ey were ordered to eit)(er submit, or, join t)(e Imperial Military. 6. Brood System Over)(auls! More regional caverns, artificial incubation, and we are looking into ways to adjust our reproductive system and reliance on mot)(ergrubs. 7. No more fear-based )(ierarc)(y climbing! I s)(oaldn't )(ave to tell you t)(is, boat you s)(ould be on your own merits of value, not your vague ability to intimid8! 8. My Coral Court now consists of a troll from eac)( caste! Including Karkat Vantas, w)(ose mutant status is no longer criminalized! 38) )(owebba., Don't t)(ink I've lost my fangs. I've culled many to ac)(ieve t)(ese social programs. Naut everyone bent t)(eir knee. -Even -Erifin is in prison still. )(e'll probubbly stay t)(ere until I forgive )(im! Subjuggulators are t)(e biggest t)(reat, given t)(is goes against our treaty wit)( t)(em t)(roug)( t)(e old -Empress. Boat. I don't care. T)(ey are relics and monsters. 38) Let t)(e tide take t)(em! #violence #CoralCourt #)(ig)(TidePolicy #NoMoreCulling #DeScaled-Empire #CurrentOfJustice #Anc)(orT)(eT)(rone #ReeledIn #FullSailForward #OceanwideOrder #NoMoreSmallFry #Sc)(oolNotSlaug)(ter #TideTurned #BalancedWaters #Imperial)(arbor #C)(artT)(eDept)(s #AllCastesAllCurrents #NoMoreC)(um #-EmpressFlow #SeaC)(ange
wOW, iT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE DOING A WHOLE LOT, oF GOOD WORK OVER THERE,
iT IS INTERESTING TO HEAR, wHAT ALL OF US ARE DOING, oVER THERE, lIKE,,, iS OTHER ME HELPING WITH THE LUSII THING?
Yes! My Tavros is! Tavros is mainly working currently on tracking grubless lusii migration patterns 38). Once t)(at's done, we'll begin setting up routing to ensure t)(ey can safely coexist AND be pulled from for our own population's needs!
nEAT! iT WOULD'VE BEEN COOL TO GET TO DO THAT, oN MY aLTERNIA BUT i AM GLAD, oNE VERSION OF ME AT LEAST, gETS TO DO SO, i THINK TAKING CARE OF THE BEASTS IS VERY IMPORTANT,
38( I wis)( you could visit! 38) My Tavros would be so surprised! 38D
38p Your quirk makes you look like you're blus)(ing!