Riotte Vaswik
@bloodMarket
ti*p your hostsᛝ Cave Carapace- Club and Bar dms open, inquiries, doubts, what have youᛝ ((SUBSTANCE, FETISH, KINK, AND VIOLENCE TRGS))
[[SOME RIIIOOO ft twista @graveYartzzzz I wanted to draw them in some medical cafe bs, n a little hobby doodle <:]] #cw-blood https://i.ibb.co/NdSjw2n5/Tumblr-l-176559911223551.jpg https://i.ibb.co/FL9xN5Yz/Tumblr-l-176556420362144.jpg
I*m 1 Long Dong I*n Measurement #longdongᛝ
I Do Not Know What This Means, But #twinsies.
When You Guys Take Jello Shots, can You Take A Bi*te Or Two, Because When Your Weak Throat Muscles I*nevi*tably Fai*l To Get I*t Down I* Do Not Want To Pi*ck Up The Cherry Vodka Flavored blob that You Expel Onto The Counter #substancesᛝ
-=[i wouuld slurp it upp no hands style :-) free jello shot_☺]=-
Hey, lets Talk, man To Man, ti*p To Ti*p #nsfwᛝ
I* Dont Know The Names Of The Patrons, but I* Do Name Them For My Own Conveni*ence, The Man Wi*th The Ti*e And Brown Slacks I*s Of Course Spongebob, Hi*s Much Shorter Compatri*ot I*s Plankton, Naturally #cavecarapaceᛝ
Oh No, Cold Gri*lled Cheese Sandwhi*ch I* Packed For Lunch, they Cant See You And Me Here Li*ke Thi*s, what Would They All Thi*nk. #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
ᴇʀᴍ...Please review the sandwich in detail, preferably including a skit of some sort.
Lets See I*t Was, exqui*si*te [thi*s Detai*l I*s Exempli*fi*ed By The Fact I* Am Now A Gri*lled Cheese Sandwhi*ch Man, A Manwhi*ch, Transformed Forever By The Experi*ence]ᛝ
ᴇʀᴍ...This is ACTUALLY peak! You, my good troll, have just WON TEH INTERNETS!!! Congratulations, senpai!
Let's Go Do Poppers Then Have A Stari*ng Contest #suggesti*ve #nsfwᛝ
Yesterday I*s Hi*story, Tomorrow I*s A Mystery, but Today I*s A Gi*ft. That I*s Why I*t I*s Called the Present - Master Oogwayᛝ
Hi*s Words Were So Profound He Was Blessed Wi*th Rei*ncarnati*on Ri*ght Then And There As Flowers, a True, O Gᛝ
if there was ever a single tortoise to reach a level deserving of such a beautiful end, it’s him
The Mosqui*tos Follow Me Because I* Smell So Deli*ci*ous #drugblood #cracksqi*toesᛝ
I*ll Talk You Through I*t, even I*f I*ts Orderi*ng Your Own Meal At The Fast Food Li*ne, go On You Can Do I*t, get The #4 Spi*cy. Don't Be Afrai*d To Ask For Condi*ments, You're Doi*ng So Great. #suggesti*ve #i*supposeᛝ
They Can't Take A Pi*cture Of Me, Whole Body, unless I*m Si*tti*ng, Whi*ch Wi*ll Never Count, because I* Am Long. Too Long For Most. they Don't Li*ke How Slender I* Am. #fi*ndthepagesᛝ
Bugs I*n My Mai*l, Wai*ti*ng To Be Pi*nned, wai*ti*ng To Be Named, i* Even Have The Frames, someone Call My Job And Make I*t Sound Li*ke You're Getti*ng Flayed And I* Am The Only One Who Can Help, Scream About I*t Really Sell I*t #hi*ghli*ghtoftheday #servi*ngi*tupthesnai*lsway #bapᛝ
They're Real, i* Enjoy I*nsect Pi*nni*ng And Di*splay, The Faster Someone Calls, The Faster Those Beauti*es Get Popped From Thei*r Embalmi*ng Chambers.ᛝ
Took A Gas Stati*on Pi*ll Now I* Can Cast Spells Wi*th I*t, and By I*t, you Know, i*t. #magi*cti*p #seei*ngvi*si*onsᛝ
Can't Watch Movi*es Wi*th Anyone Because I*ll Start Feeli*ng, romanti*c-al, Youre Getti*ng Ki*ssed At My Houseᛝ
Your Ki*smesi*s I*s Lacki*ng C Grade Movi*e Ki*sses I*n Her Li*fe, Tell Her I* Hope She Feels Better Soon, Perhaps Put A Easy B Grade On For Herᛝ
She also hates most tech in general because she refuses to live in the modern night. It’s really funny.
Everyone Woke Up On The Wrong Si*de Of The Coop, lets All Start Ki*lli*ng Eachother #vi*olenceᛝ
<< Plea2e don't actually??????? That would fuck:n blow >>
You, Me, Psycho Goreman, Classi*c Feel Good Movi*e. #xoᛝ
Never seen it- But- If 'you' includes me- Um- I would like to- If that is okay-
Yes, You I*ncludes You, That I*s Fi*ne, More Than Fi*ne, Actually So Poli*te Very Cordi*alᛝ
Got Home, Door I*s Open Dad Got I*nsi*de Devastated My Dum Dum Bowl He Di*dn't Even Leave Me Any, Fucki*ng Freakᛝ
I* Wi*ll Crunch Frozen M&ms By The Handful, mmm, crunchᛝ
He Made Her Bi*g And Blue He Di*d Not Even Try To Smack That Gum From Her Hands, evi*l Bastard Man, Maki*ng Blueberry Chi*ldren #li*vewi*llywonkavi*ewi*ngᛝ
You Are So Funny, Please Don't Die. #reference
Thi*s I*s Seri*ous, Larkso, there Should Be A Fund To Solve The Wonka Cri*ses #goodreferenceᛝ
ānøthēr chīld lēd by thēīr hūbrīs īntø thē slāūghtēr mākēs ū wøndēr whāt ēlsē hē’s pūttīng īn thē cāndy īfhē cān tūrn chīldrēn tø blēwbērrīēs
Why Di*dnt The Chi*ldren Wi*se Up And Ri*se Up, And Ki*ll The Chocolate Man? #li*vewi*llywonkavi*ewi*ngᛝ
cūs wrīgglērs døn’t knø shīt whāt ī wānnā knø īs why thē øømpālømpās dīdn’t rīsē ūp ānd kīll thē chøcølātē mān /and/ thē chīldrēn thēyrē clēārly grēātēr īn nūmbēr
I* Was A Terror When I* Was Younger, Mr. Wonka Would Have Been Reli*eved Of A Few Fi*ngers I*f I* Was I*n Mi*ke Teevee's Posi*ti*on, but You Pose A I*nteresti*ng Concept, the Oompaloompas Requi*red Sacri*fi*ces, and Wonka Provi*dedᛝ