#cavecarapace
Dri*nk me under The Table? Do Not Threaten Such A Good Ti*me i*s I*t Okay I*f I* Go Fi*rst? #cavecarapace #suggesti*veᛝ
I* Should Not Be Left Alone, lest A M&ms Tube Be Fi*lled Wi*th Mashed Nana and Somethi*ng Awesorri*ble ( Awesome And Horri*ble) Happens To My preci*ous Cyli*nder #suggesti*ve #thecyli*ndercannotbeharmed #cavecarapaceᛝ
I*n The Cave We All Fam i* Proceed To Ti*lt My Cap And Hi*t A Si*ck Arm Pose. #cavecarapaceᛝ
Boss Knows Not To Scold Me At Work he I*s Uncomfortable wi*th My Vi*si*ble exci*tement anyways i*ve Been Told to Stop Doi*ng The "olympi*c Torch" Shot because Too Many Cannot Handle The Heat Of My Li*ghters Flame kachow #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
I* See You Outsi*de The Wi*ndow, come I*n to My Enclosure we Can Party ti*ll We're Purple and I* Love Bei*ng Purple [teal] #cavecarapaceᛝ
Leather Ni*ght At Work, the Amount Of Wedgi*es Outnumbers The Amount Of Persons, how I*s Thi*s Possi*ble. Ri*ddle Me That, Throckmorton. #cavecarapaceᛝ
Don't Order I*f You're Uncomfortable wi*th My Ai*r Humpi*ng and Gyrati*ng when 3oh3! Comes On The Speakers. order Your Dri*nk Do Not Waste Ti*- she Wants To Touch Me woah, she Wants To Love Me Woah. she'll Never Leave Me Woah woah oh Oh. #lyri*cs #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
They Bully Me At Work, they Shout, "you Wi*ll Take An Eye Out Wi*th That Thi*ng" , and Mock Me Wi*th, "gi*r-thyy! Gi*r-thyyy!!" i*n That All Too Fami*li*ar neener Neener Techni*que. #tw-suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
I*f I* Love You Enough You Get Your Own Speci*al Dri*nk, made I*n Your Li*keness, and I*ll Gi*ve I*t A Ni*ce Name. li*ke Ni*p Sli*p, I*n Reference To Your Ni*pples. doesn't That Sound Ni*ce. #cavecarapace #substancesᛝ
My Spi*t Ai*m i*s Accurate want To Test? #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
A Message From The Rumbles Of The Cave. come For A Vi*si*t, I* Mi*ss You. #cavecarapace #tw-somesuggesti*vecontent #i*drewboobscanyouseethem https://fi*le.garden/avi*ln_qn93xomwyz/newmerch.pngᛝ
Watched A I*nsect Si*p From A Puddle Of Horchata Li*quor On The Bar Seat, before Bei*ng Sat On. thi*s I*s The Death All Wi*sh For But Only Few Experi*ence. r.i*.p. Small Play-a. #cavecarapace #deathbyassᛝ
Don't Get Your Ni*pples I*n A Twi*st, i*t I*s Not My Fault Your Husk Tap Fai*ls To Work. #cavecarapaceᛝ
I* Have A New Cocktai*l, "the Water That Turned The Frogs Gay" #cavecarapaceᛝ
I* Have Dri*nks That'll Knock Your Cock Ri*ght Off. be Brave, For Me. #cavecarapaceᛝ
Lonely On A Fri*day Ni*ght? Okay, Lone Wolf Come Vi*si*t Me, Pup. i*'ll Keep You Company. #me #you #andatallshot #cavecarapaceᛝ
Whi*p and Nae Nae For Your Dri*nk, Gnave. #cavecarapace #danceformeᛝ
They Use Me To Open The Wi*ne Bottles #cavecarapace #ti*pyourcorkscrews #i*cando2atati*meᛝ
I*f You Arent Ki*ssi*ng After The Fi*ght I*nfront Of The Bar, get To Steppi*n', You Take Up The Space A Potenti*al Fi*ght Worth My Eyeballs Attenti*on Could Be #cavecarapaceᛝ
I*f You Bar Hop, see Me Fi*rst, because Truthfully I*t Makes Me Jealous To Smell Other Bartenders On You, Li*ke Welcome Back Cheater What're You Havi*ng #cavecarapaceᛝ
Foxy Grandpa Ni*ght, Every Ni*ght. #cavecarapaceᛝ
I*f Youre Extra Ni*ce To Me, I*ll Crack A Glow Sti*ck For You To Sti*r Your Dri*nk Wi*th, you, speci*al Li*ttle Guy. #cavecarapace #substancesᛝ
Bri*ng Your "pet" To The Bar Day, "pets" Get Unli*mi*ted Treats And Half Off Dri*nks, Curb Your "dogs, Cats, Hoofebeasts And All Other Compani*ons", Please. #suggesti*ve #nsfw #cavecarapaceᛝ
You Cannot Whi*p, nor Nae Nae, out Of Payi*ng Your Tab. #cavecarapaceᛝ
I* Dont Know The Names Of The Patrons, but I* Do Name Them For My Own Conveni*ence, The Man Wi*th The Ti*e And Brown Slacks I*s Of Course Spongebob, Hi*s Much Shorter Compatri*ot I*s Plankton, Naturally #cavecarapaceᛝ
Oh No, Cold Gri*lled Cheese Sandwhi*ch I* Packed For Lunch, they Cant See You And Me Here Li*ke Thi*s, what Would They All Thi*nk. #suggesti*ve #cavecarapaceᛝ
Ahh Papoy Shots, crazy Purple Kevi*n Has A Speci*al Surpri*se I*nsi*de #substances #bananabanannana #cavecarapace https://fi*le.garden/avi*ln_qn93xomwyz/i*mg_7653.jpegᛝ
1 Banana And 1 Shot To Chase For Di*nner job Perks Aaand Your Bulge I*s Out #dashwatchi*ng #cavecarapace #nsfwᛝ
I* Also Throw Vouchers Or I*lli*ci*t Substances I*n The Mi*ddle Of The Dance Floor Because I* Am Pretendi*ng I* Am A Farmer Feedi*ng Expectant Chi*ckens Dance Floor Chi*ckens #cavecarapaceᛝ
I* Keep Froot By The Foot Under My Bar So When The Drunks Are Layi*ng On The Ground I* Have Somethi*ng To Feed Them Wi*thout Bendi*ng Down Exposi*ng My Fi*rm Ass To An Unsuspecti*ng World and I* Li*ke To I*magi*ne They Are An Upsi*de Down Ti*cket Machi*ne #cavecarapaceᛝ
We Used To Have A Pull Door then The Pull Door Turned I*nto A Goi*ng Both Ways But Not Locki*ng Door we Have A Pull Door Agai*n I* Wonder How Long I*ts Li*fe I*s #cavecarapaceᛝ
I*'ll Do Your Secret Menu I*tems, Even I*f We Don't Do Them Here Because You're That Speci*al To Me, Ani*mal Style #cavecarapaceᛝ
Every Comment A Drunk Makes On My Hai*rcut I* Gai*n A Ni*ckel the Ni*ckel Goes I*nto The Ni*ckel Sock, Every Drunk Meets The Ni*ckel Sock #cavecarapace #vi*olenceᛝ
I*f You Ever Want To Try Somethi*ng Off Menu order A Whi*rlpool, I*ts A Personal Reci*pe #substances #cavecarapaceᛝ
You Only Wi*ll Get To Experi*ence Thi*ngs Once, I*t Does Not Matter How Far You Repeat The Act, Each Ti*me I*s Felt Once And Never Agai*n, Cheri*sh Your Mi*nutes Dri*nk To That, Dri*nk To Me, Dri*nk To The Dri*nk #cavecarapaceᛝ
Have You Ever Felt What 15 Pi*erci*ngs On A Tongue I*s Li*ke I*m Sure Youd Li*ke To #cavecarapace #nsfw #suggesti*veᛝ
Adopt The Here For A Good Ti*me Mentali*ty #cavecarapaceᛝ
I* Dont Bother Wi*th Soci*al Medi*a But I*ve Been Requested To Promote My Workplace For A Small Pay I*ncrease, #cavecarapace, Hemo Happy Hours, We Dont Cut People Off And We Dont Call Ri*des, Menti*on My Name For Somethi*ng Speci*al #substancesᛝ