the OFFICIAL glurp
@glurpMaster
glurpi -- the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him
ᐖ VERY! IPORTANT KWETᑈHIN!!!! IᑈE ᑈREAM SAMMIᑈH KWETᑈHIN!!!! HTTPS://LINKTO.RUN/P/PTEQX9NW ᐛ
✿ da cookie one lowkey fancier if u think bout it
✿ when a post says read mor i don’t
WHEN A POST SAYS #COLLAB, I DO. [⠶]
(V)(',,')(V) yea i kinda am
✿ yup BHAHAHA
✿ disclaimer #daglurp is no throat goat okay i’m not liek dat fr. but whoever wid me IS LOLLL LMFAOO #nsfw or wateva just had to get da word out
I love that thi$$$ had to be an announ¢ement HAHA! $$$peak that truth brother!!
✿ bro i had to set da record straight im straight #nsfw #slangin
I'm beginning too feel like i fit every indigoo stereootype with the exceptioon oof being actually smart
✿ dats ok bro. im ALMOST the purple stereotype but liek not rlly cuz we awesome and cooler dan dat
(V)(',,')(V) @gl℧rpMaster hot dogs cancelled that m℧stard pmo
✿ wat da furk happened
✿ i could win a hot diggity dog contest easy fuhreakin peasy
CALL YOU THE THROAT GOAT THE WAY YOU THROAT THOSE HOT DIGGITY DOGS!!!!!!!!!![10,000 JAR DEMONS]
✿ ok anyways actually wat u guys’ fave topping for da glizz me personally i like relish onion mustard ketchup basically da whole works BHAHAHA im a greedy glurp
ᐖ PLANE ᐛ
ᐖ NAWT RAW JUS PLANE ᐛ
ᐖ KEᑈHUP ON MY FIES ᐛ
✿ ok ya dat sounds good mm mm mm man #daglurp hungry as furk now i gotta find a grub truck
✿ dude i accidentally hit cancel on a great chitt and i immediately fogot it shld i just glurp it
(V)(',,')(V) woahhhh this d℧de selline free samples on the sidewalk y/n
(V)(',,')(V) vario℧s m℧stards liek this d℧des got m℧stards ive never seen before like daf℧kk is an exotic m℧stard glaze
(V)(',,')(V) tastebit??? LOL i cld swipe some extras if ℧ wanna try c℧s ℧ so℧ndn kinda jelly of my m℧ssy bro
✿ ok well no i’m not jelly. i just don’t see a reason for a speck of mustard and no hot dawg
(V)(',,')(V) wait idea str℧ck do ℧ got hotdags if i get like 15 of these we wo℧ldnt weeven have to ℧se o℧r own m℧stard br℧h
✿ i can’t do anyding right man just wanted to watch a fuhreakin movie bruh
✿ hamburger friend i feel a happiness when i eat a him
If I stArt nAmIng my fOOd I wOUld nOt bE AblE tO EAt It :(