the OFFICIAL glurp
@glurpMaster
glurpi -- the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him
(V)(',,')(V) https://f2.toyho℧.se/file/f2-toyho℧-se/images/129335306_Lx99ZeivJDgg9Yw.png #selfies℧nday whadd℧p biatches
✿ can i kiss u on da mouf w tongue or wud dat be weird lemme know
✿ wat if a potato flew around your block
★彡 [w@It... th@t wOUld bE @n @M@ZING @ttr@ctIOn. t@kIng nOtEs.] 彡★
★彡 [I'll dO 8% @nd dIscOUntEd @dmIssIOn.] 彡★
✿ anybody got medieval flo
I knew a. troll in the caverns who thought. he was. a real wizard. He had a. big rock. that he called. his rock spell. and he'd hit people with it who said. he was fake. Shit, maybe he was a. real wizard. If anyone has medieval flow its. him
(V)(',,')(V) he dont know im gonna go crazy on that hog😭 #nsfw #s℧ggestive #hoggoblin
✿ is he me oh boy! BAHAHA
✿ i luv to get myself in situations #situationpride
i like situations too i should probably just accept them happening more!!!
I had an ally in a similar situation once. Said he was from "Texas".
✿ we all in situations
--E√ Yo ancestor so old, they knew Burger --Empress when she was still an heiress.
✿ #BARS
✿ glurps along yo dash wats up guys did u miss me
✿ wait i asked dat last time sorry we on #TOUR #FOEVA
♯remember that ♯bonfire i didnt ♯get to ♯committo because i was ♯being ♯hunted / ♯anyways / ♯oct25-27 / ♯details ♯soon
✿ waaatt can i come imma make it a rager
(V)(',,')(V) he followed me first #likeamothtoalamp is that the saying maybe more like #aclowntoacirc℧s or even oh bro #likea6toa7 yea thts the one
✿ brah just for the 67 mention you not gettin the glurp tolight sorry brosef
(V)(',,')(V) br℧h didnt even giveme a pity 😭😭😭😭😭im cooked dammite thjtas ok bby ill be the gl℧rp tlight
✿ did you guys miss me no i don’t think you did so here
✿ eff you guys
|s th^t not like the wrong finger or.
✿ exsqueeze me mullet muchacho you don’t even knoooowww the message im trying to convey it’s more than fuck yoo its FURKKK you guys
o.ne day glurps w:ll use the r:ght f:nger and then we'll all be so.rry
✿ it’s GLURPMASTER to you bruh and i used da right finger you’re just not on my level yet… iys unfathomable
✿ yeah get scared budday imma eat you when i go BEASTMODE you’ll b nothing but SHREDS
/my bitch be as big around as your bitch is ta𝐋𝐋 /my bitch be 𝐋ike shaq cuz a𝐋𝐋 my bitch kno is ba𝐋𝐋 /my bitch b in the c𝐋ub n when she twerkin on tht wa𝐋𝐋 /she turns around n beats ur ass cuz u had the fuccin ga𝐋𝐋 /#runnitraps
✿ duuuude bars
✿ gonna build the best sandwich ever brb
gø āwn gīvē ūs thē tøppīngs øn dāt īm tākīng nøtēs
✿ ok so we got rye bread salami onion zucchini bread hamburger patty multigrain bread hashbrown white bread butter egg spinach baguette bread red pepper pumpernickel bread tomato bagel bread lettuce sausage patty texas toast cucumber banana bread pickle sourdough bread onion ring cornbread orange slice and cheese
hāqhāhā wøāhh thāts ā løttā brēād slīcēs sø whāt kīndā chēēsē āny wørk gøød?