♠ hated by @glurpMaster
★彡 [shUccs. mOrE wOrk fOr mY lEgIsl@cEr@tOrs.] 彡★
8GKS8FKE8F yeah that’s #myflavour
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ ab𝓈olut𝑒ly not you wr𝑒tc𝒽 if t𝒽ou 𝒽ad a mind fa𝓈𝒽ion𝑒d from l𝑒at𝒽𝑒r it would b𝑒 𝓈carc𝑒ly 𝑒noug𝒽 to 𝓈addl𝑒 a fl𝑒a t𝒽ou would 𝓈oon𝑒r bu𝓈t 𝑒v𝑒ry 𝓈naggl𝑒 and toot𝒽 from t𝒽y maw t𝒽an 𝓈ink t𝑒𝑒t𝒽 into my fl𝑒𝓈𝒽 𝒽av𝑒 a cooki𝑒 in𝓈t𝑒ad ┈ ┈ ┈
glurpmasters level :s advanc=D pr:o.n d:sease
[MY DIET #ON$I$T$ OF MI#ROWAVE PIZZA I THINK I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT]
-^Some probably wish yo∇ were taken o∇t. Not me. B∇t some people probably.^-
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
bro called me adoniis... ii'm blushiing
🍌🍌🍌 banana adoniis???
🍌 what's wrong bro
🍌 yooo hold up banana what
+thought u were talking about shirtless grandpa for a second there
We ALL used too get oour bulges stuck in thoose
o°~teeheehee~°o Colors 8:13 "Don't worry lil sis" Reanar spoke, lifting her head level with his "everyone's of use to the church, even if you're just paint, we'll find a place for you on the walls" eventually i too shall find my place on the walls!~°o oh how i celebr@e and dance with glee @ the thought of the finale for us all!~°o celebr@e friends, celebr@e!~°o cry out with cheer when de@h is near, and joyously accept your f@e!~°o #mirthfulchittr #faith #violence #gore o°~teeheehee~°o
Noormally peoople doon't have impoosters yoou crewmate ass cloown
-^Idiot.^-
-^That was sad.^-
i have ♯many ♯strongopinions on ♯clowns / ♯remember that ♯arc i did for like ♯2nights where i ♯poisoned a ♯supply of ♯sugarydrinks / ♯ido ♯violence
-^Yo∇ wo∇ld have less of a chance being pissed off by someone else if yo∇ didn't post anything abo∇t it. Yo∇'ve literally j∇st invited the Pissing Off to occ∇r.^-
.okaY .BYe .wont miss yoU
𖦤 Damn / that's / unfortuante I / took / a / fuckin' / delicious / nap / earlier / today / where / I / slept / for / an / hour / and / woke / up / feelin' / refreshed / as / shit :||
better stay away from the ugly homiies bro
huh what huh
@heedlessCheapskate hey have you heard about #homiiekiissiinghour
more like team jerk. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
or get your ass shown again. seeMs to be a pattern with ya froM what ive seen
↗️A SINGLE, FLACCID ROOT VEGETABLE IS ALL A SUCCESSFUL DESK DONKEY NEEDS TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF FOR A FULL 24 HOUR SHIFT.↗️
That actually just made me even moore interested in dooing soo
-^Says the one typing c∇z. Do yo∇ ∇se shortforms of words yo∇ don't know how to spell?^-
-^With a name like Gl∇rpi the slandering writes itself. @gl∇rpMaster^-
o°~teeheehee~°o oh please, i will make a most wonderful clock still!~°o and of course it is all the time!~°o i simply wish to decor@e a clock!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o i can only wonder who you could possibly be referring to dear cousin :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
o°~teeheehee~°o i very well may @tempt to make my own!~°o it would be wonderful marking when to celibr@e, when to cheer, when to dance, and when to party!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
#hoorselainthroone too ruin the mooood oof thoose whoo just wooke up
Typoo i win alsoo i will genuinely kill yoou if yoou toouch my hair
Doon't foorget giggling and twirling my hair
sTrange Thing To say To someone who's known as The biggesT and sTrongesT moTherfucker around ouTgluT...
you goT Twig energy
i can'T see Them bulging muscles... because They don'T exisT
what doess thiss have to do with an airfryer? •:?
Probably not.
I forgot my fucks at home.
@murdererHonkhonk Get your spawn befur I do.
There's only one clown I fuck and he's not here.
Sound off.
Remind me too reply when i'm doone cleaning up
Just soo yoou knoow if yoou piss me ooff enoough i will buy and i mean i WILL buy a boody pilloow and draw yoou oon it and doon't yoou woorry i will make sure too send yoou every single update regarding its coonditioon
Why is everyoone breaking up can i get in a quad instead
Ookay i see my true friends are Kaikka and (surpisingly) Tekras everyoone else is oonly talking too me because oof my noormal and tootally existing genitals kinda disappoointed tbh #nsfw
Interesting.
Hmm.
Gaylurpi coongrats
Lmaoooooooo
Noone oof us have ever poosted any hooles...?
hhnnmn, wwwwwwwwwwww...ww
@glurpMaster @heedlessCheapskate guys
sure you don't bud
i;m jчst a hчmble hater ;p
prettY sчre theY hate Yoч for bein bчilt like a minecraft stick
Everyoone meet my new beautiful booyfriend @fellatedEdge whoom i loove soo much <3 <3 <3
Lmaoo wroong finger dumbass
-^:=P^-
>> Caડp ¡ડ r¡ght, ¡ rea11y do th¡ડ to a 1ot of peop1e. But ¡'d ડt¡11 be down to be fr¡endડ :)))
hehe okay see you ne><t chitt glurp
[ >RETURNETH TO THE DRAFTING BOARD FROM WHENCE YOU CAME_ ]
⠀
i can like anime gurl and know bars but fine i take it back this is scars not bars
dīd ū rētrācē ūr stēps
did you check your boobs
Yoou can't just tell gullible troolls randoom shit yoou have too coonstruct a whoole hiearchy oof lies carefully winning their trust just too droop this facade oover few perigees and watch as their face turns coompletely pale 8D
Aw, I'm sorry ^^; I thought it was cute! ❣︎
Hehe...Now I'm imagining you with a little sꫂ❁rout on your head! ❣︎
6 peoople
Noo
Saving yoour nudes soo i can blackmail yoou all later
my meat iis very much aliive
jerkin mi peanuts ♥️ 15 ♦️ 7
>>| what do you mean by positive? .it's bursts .of sudden .ideas.
HITTING: IT WILL BE FOR THE BONG OF CHANGE. NOT YOṴ
,,,i wa$ $till,,,deciding,,,what $ort of opinion,,,to form on you,,,and now i've decided,,, ,,,i don't like you after all,,,purple thing,,,
✨🍭🕷️ kiss passionately 🕷️🍭✨
YOU DON'T!!! KEEP VERBALLY ABUSING THEM!!!
hatefuck. #nsfw
gets tho turned on i paths out
LISTEN!!! IT IS FUN TO HAVE PEOPLE RATE MY BULGE!!! HIGH NUMBERS MAKE HAPPY BRAIN CHEMICALS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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=>>I feel bad før ritchy he was sweating sø bad during that Meeting...anyway! AM I cute yes ør nø answer quick [a picture øf hursus at the jøb bathrøøM, hes sMiling and døing a peace sign.]>>>
My soo-called #ventart @gooldenGigabyte https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/ventart.png
hey step off buddy
you're the one posting ∆bout the me∆t motor
i'M imaginging you chitting this wearing a full weiner costume
I have noo cable management whatsooever if i even get caught in a snare trap coonstructed by my oown coords that had too evoolve because oof my neglect doon't save me i 100% deserve it
Phuntr wants my bulge and my gloobes? #nsfw
I feel regret poosting that picture oonline it's like insane fanservice i spooil yall toooo much
Toouching myself it fact did noot help and it was kinda painful coonsidering all my fractures but at least my mind is at ease noow #nsfw
Moorning prooud too say i've coome too realizatioon i doo noot regret any oof my last night poosts actually
If toouching myself woon't help me get oover this quadrant coonfusioon noothing will #nsfw
And still i have all these peoople drooooling oover me
...no. <3 hope this helps....
...may great woe befall you on your journey #antiluck...
...i don't think they'll listen to you, miss, they're locked up pretty tightly. x3 6inch steel doors with retinal scans and shit. not my doing. fleet regulations aren't what they used to be #fuckmystupidbakalife #fuckthisguysstupidbakalifetoo #yourstupidbakalifeischilltho #woke...
...not if the skeletons in my closet have anything to say about that...
hey good for you glurpi best of luck on your journey i support gay dudes a lot #ally #notgay means less competition for the rest of us knowv vwhat im saying?
yeah
can’t take it back, i fear it’s ingrained deep within my mental image of you
xx_WAIIIITTTT_NOOOOOO_DONT_BE_MADDDDDDD_does_it_help_dat_i_also_made_out_wit_sedrek???_i_just_liek_2_kis.........._i_would_kis_u_2........_xx
not another nickname . . . i’ll give leniency though because i see you as slurpy glurpy and nothing else tho
xx_wat_did_i_do?_o-o_is_it_bcuz_i_made_out_wit_dale?_xx
xx_do_i_get_to_know_wat_ur_thinkingk_about?_xx
Yoou win i'm loogging ooff foor the day i'm goonna spend the next night with my irl friends. Every last oone oof yoou need a break froom parasoocial relatioonship with me it'll be gooood foor booth yoour and my mental health
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK KISSING THE HOMIES. SUCK THE HOMIES OFF. #nsfw
ᐖ MMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH (BIG WET SLOPPIE ONE) ᐛ
xx_NOOOOO_CMOONNNNN_UR_YAOI_KISS_WASNT_DAT_EMBARRASSINGGGG_IT_HAPPENZ_CMAWN_xx
xx_I_SAW_DA_PICTURE_EEK_IM_GLAD_UR_HAVING_FUN_GLURPMASTER!!!!_xx
xx_goly_fuck_xx
ᐖ GLURPI IZ LIEK FONᐖLING HIS FAᑈE RN ITZ SO ROMANTIᑈ XᐖXᐖXᐖ ᐛ
xx_GLURPI_DALE_GAY_?_xx
> l1dael boutta become a 2tat12t1c gog DAMN #f1ghtn1ght <
it’s okay i get lost in the sea of chittr thots until i get in a mood to rage bait on your posts lmfao
Yoч;re sчch a loser lol
hhnnmn, uls thls about you bwlng... a homo?
yeah let me just find it so i can be sure no one sees it.
brb i need to go back and rechitt it for my followers
sorry lemme rechitt it again maybe itll work that time
ION KNOW FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES? PEOPLE LIKE RANKING THINGS NOT MY PLACE TO REALLY CARE.
Ɏ just a-a-a couple highbloods i'm in rela-a-atively close proximity to, it's nothing serious honestly they just like to roughhouse Ɏ
I need too check real quick if yoou're yoounger than a guy i called gramps noot soo loong agoo then i'll be able too answer this questioon
Unfortunately, what the crab said.
I'm yoounger than yoou but yoou get an B+ foor trying
It's #kryqushumiliatioonday oon #kryqusweek again
>>| so .it's true...
>>| @glurpmaster rumors whispering bad .about you .and blocking weakness. what's the .issue with words? .i thought highbloods, .especially purplebloods who .i .adore, .are much, much resilient to trolling.
yeah u k1nda juzt g0t caught 1n the cr0zzha1rz 0f me fl1rt1n w1th a h0tt1e l1ke a pawn 1n chezz 1f dat game d1dnt bl0w chunkz 4 chumpz c0nz1der urzelf lucky t0 be apart 0f a greater cauze and my bang1n ch1tt
1 cant keep h1d1n th1z anym0re 1tz juzt n0t r1te zure 1 may be break1n my nda but the ppl need 2 kn0w da z1ck z1ck d1zguzt1ng truth @glurpMazter had NEVER 0rdered da nazty burger 1 w0rk a tr0ll 1n n 0ut and that fucker 0rder a zhake n fr1ez d0nt even get n0 fuck1n burger d1p d0ez fr1ez 1n k1ck1n h1z feet at the b00th and leavez zure he t1pz k1nda well but 1tz juzt n0t r1te 1 mean h0w r y0u juzt g01n t0 l1e t0 ppl l1ke dat???? fake wut u ztand f0r n the k1nd 0f perz0n u r 0nl1ne #call0utp0zt
What the fuck did i miss why are yoou a burger and goo get his ass
♯no ♯poolparty if i was ♯there i would dump ♯dubiouschemicals into the ♯water
↘️i would get my corporate chip implanted in any limb.↘️ ↗️AND ALSO IN EVERY LIMB.↗️ ↘️i don't understand the hang up here.↘️
Hoomoo
In sh✧rt? It l✧✧ks lik୭ it w✴s t✴k୭n ✴ft୭r y✧ur 10 buggy pil୭ up. ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
✧h, s✧rry. I didn't r୭✴liz୭ y✧u w୭r୭ ✴s stupid ✴s y✧u w୭r୭ b✴d ✴t t✴king ph✧t✧s ✧f y✧urs୭lf ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
Just looook at yoour face and poose yoou're knoow what yoou're dooing alsoo what the fuck is a hoomoo
Yoou shoould hire mercenaries with better aim i goot an arroow stuck in my butt 8\
Soo yoou're noot suppoorting boody poositivity? 8/ Wooah noot cooool
aiight Xx fuck xX you Xx too heres Xx to xXx a Xx speedy xXx recover xXx dumb xXx ass
She glurp oon my cloown till i goooop
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LITERALLY NO ONE HAHAS EVER DONE IT AS GOOD AS TROLL YUNG GRAVY. FUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. :o/
Yoou doon't have too be sexually attracted too be my little hater but if yoou doo that's fine with me really yoou're noot the oonly oone whoo likes me that way
Guess yoou'll just have too believe me then. Actually yoou're such a looyal hater it's cute
Hoow am i oon 6k kulls already shoould i start a Q&A oor my oown merch line noow damn
✨🍭🕷️ rice 🕷️🍭✨
Word
At 10k kulls i'll poost my nudes #nsfw #lying
Yoou're in her dms i'm in her cupe playing mime
https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/11/tumblr_41c20ba8be7674795f20fdf32aba6403_e76ac301_540.jpg
Dinner #boodyhoorroor https://images.squidge.oorg/images/2026/04/11/dinner.md.png
allard 𓁹‿𓁹
mxn... i'm hxving tx think xbxut where the FUCK i wxnt tx gx xnce this sweep is up. i xwn my plxce. i'd hxve tx like. get sxmexne tx sell it fxr me if i mxved. but xlsx i kind xf dxn't wxnt tx lexve my current city?? i'm nxt sure i cxn put x bixchem degree tx use here thxugh. xbsxlutely REFUSE medicull settings.
no xX i xXx think xX im xXx right
something Xx wrong xXx with xXx you Xx lil xXx bro
nah Xx imma xX stay xX a xXx while
you xX are xXx four xXx sweeps xX old
-^TLDR; Yo∇'re f∇cking ∇gly.^-
-^That was one time. ONE time. My catches average 15+ po∇nds at LEAST. On like a bad day. Whatever. That was when I first started, anyway. I'm m∇ch better now. Yo∇ wo∇ld think with how m∇ch practice yo∇ have with that shitty ass ∇gly face paint yo∇'d be better at it by now, b∇t no. Yo∇'re not, are yo∇?^-
-^Yo∇ reek.^-
-^Creep, fantasizing abo∇t what I smell like? D∇de go back to begging for chicks online.^-
ᐖ U KNO THE ᐖRONEZ ᐖONT EVEN WATᑈH U FUᑈK. THEY JUST ᑈOME TO GRAB UR BIZNASTY (#NSFW) FROM U AFTER THEY WOULᐖNT EVEN KNO WHETHER OR NOT U SEXEᐖ ABOUT IT. U ᑈOULᐖ JUST SPLONSH INTO A B*ᑈKET ANᐖ GET LIKE UR NEIGHBOR OR SOMEONE TO ALSO ᐖO THAT ANᐖ THEN UR BOTH FINE HEY NEW IᐖEA. WHAT IF I OPENEᐖ AN ONLINE STORE. ᐛ
xh lxxk yxu fxund yxur flxwer xgxin. here, i'll sxy it xgxin fxr yxu fxr yxur tiny clxwn brxin tx cxmprehend clxwns rexlly hxve nx fucking pxtience lmxx i lxve mxking yxu dumbxsses thrxw little hissy fits i just think xbxut x squexkbexst squexking xnd hxnking while stxmping xrxund xll pissed xff
clxwns rexlly hxve nx fucking pxtience lmxx i lxve mxking yxu dumbxsses thrxw little hissy fits i just think xbxut x squexkbexst squexking xnd hxnking while stxmping xrxund xll pissed xff
i Xx am Xx also xXx these xXx things xX and xX people Xx aren't Xx calling xX me xX things xXx every Xx three xX seconds Xx you Xx need xX a xX better Xx social xX media xXx presence Xx glurpster
hhnnmn, hgguuh l hhatw thls p alcw... https://cdn...lmgchwst...com/fllws/8wf9df7332af...png #art
hhnnmn, lm not mOANING thwsw arws ounds of prurw dlstrwwSSSS D:
hhnnmn, yyOU HAVW SHORT WNWRGYG
Imagine yoou're filling the buckets and the oother persoon just calls their mooirail in the middle oof it too ask foor advice #nsfw
"My girlfriend gooes too different schoooolhive" ahh 8D
Aw poooor girl
Bitchless
✨🍭🕷️ gaypi 🕷️🍭✨
I'm gooing too make oout with oone randoom persoon oon my wriggling day party just soo yoou knoow
to showw you just howw much it hurts i wwish i had a gun or wwords if somethin got lost in communication #lyricposting
I doon't quite knoow what it means yet but yeah i am
The neigh
;r DoEs anYonE also HavE a fEEling tHat in anotHEr timElinE a vErsion of You is currEntlY ExpEriEncing cosmic DEcaY bEcausE His immortal lifE Has stagnatED aboarD a giant spacE warsHip aftEr tHE collapsE of His worlD anD tHE DEatH of all His friEnDs ;v
whatever Xx you xX say xXx twinkleass
𖦤 Can't / believe / someone / did / that / to / you, / twinkles. :||
𖦤 I / don't / believe / in / shortform / content :||
so xXx you Xx cross xXx posted xXx it xX so xXx more Xx of xX your xXx fans xX can Xx see xX it lovin xX it xX glurp
xx_OK_BUT_ITS_CUUUUUTE_xx
✨🍭🕷️ i misread this and nobody at first and was like ok so are we trying to get this to catch on or..... 🕷️🍭✨
im xX so xXx sorry Xx that Xx happened Xx to xX you Xx twinklebutt
L0L0L0L0L0L rech1tt1n th1z t0 zave 1t 4ever
take my c0urze br0 1tll leave y0u v1le 1n all the r1te wayz well make u a g0g damn r0ck ztar
r0ck ztarz r h0t and u JUZT za1d u r n0t n0w we ly1n 0n the 1nternet??? u kn0w wut neverm1nd n0 c0urze f0r u n0 badd1ez e1ther
Are yoou still mad at me foor bringing up yoour naked crevice phootoo
Yeah soorry coouldn't help it
♯especially ♯you
Moods are asleep poost #hoorselainthroone oonce again https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
,,,ok man,,,whatever you $ay i gue$$,,,
,,,al$o what'$ up,,,with the headband,,,do you have,,,a fucked up,,,hairline?,,,
『マリコ、出ておいで』 この曲は私の魂に響く。
↗️PROBABLY NOT.↗️
gΩΩd pic but i think sΩmeΩne else had the same idea buddy
𖦤 Wow. / Just / cause / I'm / big? / Gang / I / think / this / guy / hates / fat / dudes :||
do you guys think therell ever be a #dogweek?? i feel like us cool dogpeople and dogs in general are not appreciated enough!!!
✨🍭🕷️ glurpi. glurpiton. glurpstidius. listen. i am on your side here. it would be. soso scary if you were not funny. im scared glurpweiser. im so scared. but if im not funny.......YOU cant be funny. it's math. and i NEED you to be funny glurponimo. you HAVE to be funny. so we need to do something about this FAST. before it's TOO LATE. okay??????? 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ what if i am funny and you not finding me funny means you're not funny. that'd be so scary. 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ they kicked me out cause i was too funny actually 🕷️🍭✨
￣\ are we about to kiss /￣
✨🍭🕷️ joke mama 🕷️🍭✨
\ because 1t was dead /
￣\ stop please you're pitching such slowballs /￣
￣\ i cant fight it /￣
￣\ guy named glurpi. /￣
𖦤 You've / seen / me, / yeah? :||
subtracting 2 inches from your height every time you say something so far you're down to 4'8" ish
d0 y0u g0t 1 h0le 2 h0le 3 h0le 0r 4 h0le? #nsfvw (pr08a8ly)
dude, say what you want but they add an inch an inch that i don't include when telling trolls my height so we can't include yours
✐ᝰ I needed to get my magnifying glass lol ᝰᝰ
lmfao i'll bring him to your chitts
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 EVERYBODY YOUNGER THAHAN ME IS LITTLE BRO AND EVERYONE OLDER THAHAN ME IS UNC, SORRY DUDE I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. :o/
mines taller
lmfao unfortunately found out it was another party from @suspiciouslyoozingsock and my neighbor, his hand was the one in the pic you commented on
i swear, next time the sock guy throws a party you're getting the read adress smh grudges are insane
￣\ are you. puffing your cheeks out /￣
with your cheeks puffed out you look like one of those . . . idk what they're called found them actually https://tintoyarcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/tta5939-panic-pete-squeeze-toy-01.jpg
idk man looks pretty panic pete to me
ᐖ LEFT! NO! ᑈRUMBZ!!!!!1!!1 @MERᑈURIALGOREPRIEST #NSFW HTTPS://ᑈᐖN.IMGᑈHEST.ᑈOM/FILES/9ᐖᑈF4B6ᐖ9A1A.PNG ᐛ
your ♯nightly ♯server ♯cursing https://i.imgur.com/fRHgVXv.png
you ♯shant
♯preferred i do not ♯WANT ♯ANYTHING ♯from ♯YOU
Z. fight club thiz pervverze pitch flirting that wwhen do i get to talk about howw great i am .Z
X I should tattoo the words “hole puncher” on my fist #nsfw x
Quick questioon can yoou please bloock my lusus befoore he poosts moore oof my wriggler phootoos
#kryqusweek https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/06/kryqusweek.png
Glurp you gotta go full Metamorphosis.
✨🍭🕷️ your name sounds like me taking my pills just now 🕷️🍭✨
♯yourname sounds like a ♯burp
♯burpi ♯😭😭😭
Noo i loove this poost i just went and rechitted it thanks foor saving my day i doon't feel sad anymoore
Oh, no. 1 h4v3 dropp3d my c4n3. L3t m3 slowly b3nd mys3lf ov3r to p1ck 1t up 4nd show th3 p3opl3 of Ch1ttr my b4cks1d3 4ll s3xy l1k3 3v3n though 1 4m fully cloth3d 4nd 1t 1s not 34sy to s33 th3 outl1n3 of my 4ss 1n my un1form. >:] #nsfw
I dunno dude The apple print sounds sus as shit Are you sure they're not apple juice socks? That's make em ooze
Nah, thats the sound of someone who has suspicious socks
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/117935288_IHVzWv▽w5He0dCQ.png Okay... Last fish-post for now. This one's a little... revealing. As in this was a disappointing catch. B∇t we're all troll, aren't we. Not every catch will be a personal record. And that's okay.^-
:33 < maybe if mew get some bitchez :33 < they'll wanna go to mewr hive
-^If yo∇ can't read it then it wasn't meant for yo∇r eyes... Back to posting salacio∇s images for yo∇, creep.^-
glurp fell 0ff and u kn0w 1t 1m wutz h1z face n0w t1ll end 0f t1me!!!!!!!
xx_im_4evar_a_glurp_stan_buuuuuuuut_deazel_can_rlly_get_it_unf..._ruining_my_streak_of_liking_pathetic_boyz_eeeek_>~<_xx
you got it buttboy
-^Like a big?^-
-^*F∇ck^-
-^*Said *Said. Yo∇'re an idiot. Giant idiot. G for Gl∇rpi. G for Giant. Giant Idiot.^-
-^... Anyone watching the new Trollj∇st∇ Kaisen?^-
This is my diary now. Don't like it just block me~ ♡
AUUUUUUUUUUUGH I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST IF THIS MAN DOES NOT GET OFF HIS SHY ASS AND DO MORE THAN LOOK AT ME I'M STRAPPING HIM TO HIS OFFICE CHAIR AND SITTING IN HIS LAP UNTIL HE FUCKING BREAKS FATHER I'VE FUCKING SINNED OR WHATEVER NOW BEND ME OVER OR I'M GOING TO START B T NG BITCHES
ᐖ I HOPE #GLURPIWEEK GETS ᑈANᑈELLEᐖ ᐛ
-^We can only hope.^-
-^What I do is an act∇al f∇cking profession, yo∇'re playing dress-∇p(well, now ▽NDRESS ∇p) in front of horned ∇p losers.^-
-^??? No like yo∇r act∇al bare ass was on the news. F∇cking disg∇sting btw. That's why no one listens to yo∇r trash ass m∇sic.^-
-^I see yo∇ g∇ys following me. ... Thanks. J∇st know I see yo∇.^-
-^I've seen people call yo∇ that at least three times in this one scrolling session.^-
-^Stop hating my chits.^-
KEEP HATING MY CHITTS I’M CLOSE. #NSFW
THEN MAYBE A SCURRYBEAST.
￣\ naked mole rat /￣
BUTT LUSUS.
Yoou kinda looook like a nibble vermin
￣\ dude im tellin you /￣
https://i.imgur.com/2zmk4V9.jpeg
￣\ you want me all to yourself, huh big boy? /￣
￣\ not true ill fuck anyone /￣
→? WHAT'S WRONG W♈︎TH LOOK♈︎NG ♈︎NTO MEN'S SEX L♈︎VES AS A MAN
How much blood can one of you people lose before death again?
√(Chicks are baby birds.)²
do not forget ♯corpses also
cannot wait for ♯beetleweek either
♯no
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ lelft. eridna day. still high is that bad #substances #eridanweek ]
Please show some respect for Crockercorp and Crockercorp affiliated events.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEAN EXACTLY WHAHAT I MUTHAHAFUCKING SAID NUH UH.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NUH UH.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
3v3ryon3 out h3r3 liking your po2t thinking your3 talking about th3m. Lov3 to 233 it. #vagu3po2ting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ (⇀‸↼‶) ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ iiii goto toe be someones uke this cycle (*°▽°*) ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ no ukeleles are awesome!!!! ]
Hüh. Nö I dön't think sö. Döesn't süit yöü. Nöt öne bit!
[BEING A MU$I#IAN I$ NOT A REAL JOB!]
￣\ wait don't start my pants are still on /￣
you ever conSssider itSss tart. cuSss of the poiSsson
:33 < no :33c
:33 < hmmmmmm.... :33 < nah :33c
hiiii guys im the drummer fr◇m p◇iZ◇n and we're a punk band <3 wayyy better than that dumb cl◇wn gr◇up a perfect circus 🙄 can u guys stream ◇ur newest album t◇ beat theirs? https://i.ibb.c◇/mFXt17XG/p◇iz◇n.jpg
i hope you ceaze to exizt fazt pleazeeeeeeeee