Glurpi

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I RESPECT CLOUT CHAHASING. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Klefti Loving

@cuddlyCutthroat[CC]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

✿ u mean clown chasing AHHHH GOTTEM

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Sedrek Zaleth

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NICE. :o)

Kult: +15

Total: 15

⋆ Pierva Krythe ⋆

@sapidSagacity[SS]

𐂐◯𓇋 Free blocklist! Great.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

↩ @sapidSagacity[SS]

✿ da fukk bru u mad u dont have #swag liek us stay mad 😂😂😂

#swag

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @sapidSagacity[SS]

Sedrek Zaleth

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 URUGHGHHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH.......

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Caeyos Carvil

@waningCatastrophe[WC]

YAAAAYEEE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mercurialGorepriest[MG]

✿ dont pay attention to her bro she just dont get it 🙄

✿ @psychotropicAffair u said hmu if u have a nice smile well check out mine bro i got great pearly um. kind of yellows but das okay i got all my teeth at least https://i.ibb.co/xS36jNkW/artbydamistrolls.jpg

@psychotropicAffair

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

fuck it i can w༄rk with that

↩ @psychotropicAffair[PA]

✿ wait wat no way id like to keep all my teeth wat r we workin with

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

i just meant im alright with y༄ur smile lil br༄. all y༄ur pearly yell༄ws stayin right where theyre at all pretty and shit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

✿ yup #glurpiposting and u know wat a real glurpi post gotta include a big sandwich https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png

#glurpiposting

Kult: +95

Kull: +60

Total: 155

Ratio: 1.58

Joshua

@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Yoooooo Big Sandwich Moment

Kult: +10

Total: 10

✿ must've been the wind

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

✿ yup gotta get sandwiched

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Which öne's glürpi again?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bitterHilarity[BH]

✿ me im fukking glurpi brah das me dummy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Hüh. Nö I dön't think sö. Döesn't süit yöü. Nöt öne bit!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @bitterHilarity[BH]

✿ ok well ur face dont suit u das why u wear a mask OOO GOTTEM

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

What mask?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @bitterHilarity[BH]

✿ the one on ur face u chud

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Hm? I'm afraid I have nö idea what yöü're referring tö. Sandwich, yöü müst speak möre clearly. Büt let's nöt fight. Enjöy yöür glürpi.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

✿ actually any clown academy alumni in da chat rn tell me wuz it worth the struggle 🤣

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

its all ab༄ut the j༄urney br༄ther

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @psychotropicAffair[PA]

✿ i almost failed goofs and gaffs 101 dat journey was not for me

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

well shit i think y༄u made the right ch༄ice glurpster

✿ wazzup guys it’s da glurp and let me tell u a fun fact always run away from education to start a band u could make it like i did #insporational

#insporational

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

Pendra Rotten

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

didnt your ♯pants ♯falldown on ♯stage once

#pants #falldown #stage

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @deathlessDeadwood[DD]

✿ ok and. everybody loved dat.

Did yöü trip?

Rhayla J

@furtiveInstigator[FI]

=^^= cuz caste got nothing to do with it right? 🤐 ~

↩ @bitterHilarity[BH]

✿ i did not trip i pulled my pants back up wtf

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @furtiveInstigator[FI]

✿ just say u not musically talented

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Öh. Öh wöw. That's. Wöw!

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Rhayla J

@furtiveInstigator[FI]

=^^= i ain't, i ain't even a musician man, i just know some rusty could pull the same shit be twice as talented and wind up homeless and/or dead 🤷 ~

↩ @furtiveInstigator[FI]

Rhayla J

@furtiveInstigator[FI]

=^^= stay in school kids ~

↩ @furtiveInstigator[FI]

✿ ok well they not as talented as me dough

✿ fukk my chud life. https://i.ibb.co/S4tfXDT8/f9acfr8cvkl31.jpg

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Rox Lalonde

@totesGruesome[TG]

↩ @totesGruesome[TG]

✿ y u laffin at my misery. u fukked up for dat

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Rox Lalonde

@totesGruesome[TG]

sorry thers a darkness inside me

↩ @totesGruesome[TG]

✿ https://media.tenor.com/oUGqA7CsUFEAAAAM/toxiqueney-mannequinney.gif

✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png

#sandwichposting

Kult: +75

Kull: +50

Total: 125

Ratio: 1.50

Caeyos Carvil

@waningCatastrophe[WC]

one bite plz

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @waningCatastrophe[WC]

✿ srry eated it all heh

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Caeyos Carvil

@waningCatastrophe[WC]

killing myself

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @waningCatastrophe[WC]

✿ no dont do dat dat means i have one less fan nooooo

Tenuis Shlatt

@slickOverlord[SO]

p0werful aura c0ming fr0m that feast (⌐□_□) y0u g0t this sandwich br0 (⌐□_□) br0wich (⌐□_□)

Kult: +10

Total: 10

xx_FUUUUUUU_im_so_jellyyyy_aauuaguauh_GRR_i_want_o-o_xx

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

✿ might as well make urself a pb and j u got half da ingredients AYYY

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @slickOverlord[SO]

✿ my browich... genius fukkin genius

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

xx_xD_STAAAHHPPP_ROFL_ur_so_rite_thooo._omgg_maybe_i_should_tho_that_sounds_so_tastyyy_xx

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Tenuis Shlatt

@slickOverlord[SO]

hell yeah im glad s0me0ne appreciates my br0 nickname genius (⌐□_□)

✿ who evar made dis image of me can we get it taken down https://i.ibb.co/BVGrx4JW/music.png

Kult: +94

Kull: +65

Total: 159

Ratio: 1.45

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

✿ thx but dat not the point of dis post im being defamed rn im actually really fukked up and evil

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @contentiousChicanery[CC]

✿ FUKKK U RITE balexa how do i delete a post

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Shinix Tezina

@contentiousChicanery[CC]

you caant on thiiss webssiite ssorry dude

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

xx_OK_YA_i_c..._but_cant_u_b_fricked_up_and_evillll_WHIIIILLEEE_also_being_cyoooooot?_:3_xx

↩ @contentiousChicanery[CC]

✿ fukk. im so screwed

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

✿ no dats for girls

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

xx_>~<_nooo_theres_girl_cute_then_theres_boy_cute_theyr_diff_xx

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

✿ wtf... u srs.... i never knew bout dis

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

xx_YUH!!!_at_least_i_think_so..._o_O_xx

ダマラ・メギド

@climaxJump[CJ]

EMBRACE THE NITROPLUS.

✿ claimin' they godzilla when they really godzooki... dats #bars right there

#bars

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

Lektra Vronti

@valiantCharge[VC]

⚡yknow man idk if it iz⚡

Kull: +5

Total: 5

xx_#BARZZZzzz_xx

#barzzzzzz

↩ @valiantCharge[VC]

✿ u dont know real music dats the b-boy document

Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot[MC]

David Baszucki?

↩ @mechanicChariot[MC]

✿ who da hell is dat their name sux

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Nevermind.

✿ dude dis one chick keeps hatin on my chits do dat mean she hate me liek dat liek dat or am i misreading

Kult: +7

Total: 7

✿ i must be a pirate da way i treasure her chest #bars

#bars

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

20 hours ago

✿ where my emoz and metalheadz at im inviting the first 3 trollz to promo my albums over that chud jade's to the vip section to sikk new planet 😂

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

xx_will_u_accept_le_epic_SCENE_QUEEN?_xx

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

✿ hellz to da yeah i bow before da scenest of queens 🙏

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Zabrak Zephos

@abjectDetermination[AD]

Word??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @abjectDetermination[AD]

✿ word bro its so word

✿ guys da glurp wants a checkmark. can someone tell da glurp how to get one. i can pay for one i just wanna look cool and #profresh and this is DEF the official glurpi from a perfect circus account and not an imposter

#profresh

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

theres an initiation process actually. nothing crazy. you just gotta record a striptease and post it for everyone, easy stuff, then you get your checkmark

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

✿ so fun fact i already went viral for pantsing myself if u didn’t already see dat on grubtube many times over does that count

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

unfortunately doesnt count. but maybe the mods will let u get away with just writing 'chittr' across ur chest and posting that, since you've technically already shown your butt

Zabrak Zephos

@abjectDetermination[AD]

Gotta catch Mocali around or anoth3r mod

↩ @epsilonCatatonia[EC]

✿ hmm ok imma try dat tomorrow

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

@epsilonCatatonia[EC]

lol enjoy doing that bro :)