the OFFICIAL glurp
@glurpMaster
glurpi -- the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him
✿ bro… dis and sum… i not gonna finish dat chitt https://i.ibb.co/ns9rkm4T/IMG-5928.png
✿ hmmm wat should #daglurp change his profile pic to i’m feelin liek da smolder gettin older OOO #BARS
✿ when a post says read mor i don’t
✿ disclaimer #daglurp is no throat goat okay i’m not liek dat fr. but whoever wid me IS LOLLL LMFAOO #nsfw or wateva just had to get da word out
I love that thi$$$ had to be an announ¢ement HAHA! $$$peak that truth brother!!
✿ bro i had to set da record straight im straight #nsfw #slangin
I get it I get it. Don’t need no wrong a$$$umption$$$ roun’ here #Type$$$hit
✿ i could win a hot diggity dog contest easy fuhreakin peasy
CALL YOU THE THROAT GOAT THE WAY YOU THROAT THOSE HOT DIGGITY DOGS!!!!!!!!!![10,000 JAR DEMONS]
✿ ok anyways actually wat u guys’ fave topping for da glizz me personally i like relish onion mustard ketchup basically da whole works BHAHAHA im a greedy glurp
✿ ok ya dat sounds good mm mm mm man #daglurp hungry as furk now i gotta find a grub truck
✿ dude i accidentally hit cancel on a great chitt and i immediately fogot it shld i just glurp it
i will imagine y[]u jusТТ p[]sТТed an imma[ulaТТe []-[iТТТТ []f all ТТime
(V)(',,')(V) well bro ℧ dont get to see the rainbow witho℧ght traversing the storm
✿ oh nah bro our bassist mad as hell at me i’m getting put in the torture daymare today
✿ i can’t do anyding right man just wanted to watch a fuhreakin movie bruh
✿ fukk got too twisted off the tea an now i got a rice krispsy in the fukkin dvd player #substance
✿ don get it twisted guys me and my band MAJORLY twisted
✿ hamburger friend i feel a happiness when i eat a him
If I stArt nAmIng my fOOd I wOUld nOt bE AblE tO EAt It :(
✿ dang bruh am i not likable or sum shit da furk
I think...you're very fun... (ó . ò ❀)
ilik3 you ijuSt hav3 troubl3finding wordS topoSt Som3tim3S S3(
(V)(',,')(V) wait holon no ℧r likeable as f℧k kehehe some might even say loveable whyw ok am i getting too m℧shy on main
-{ i know w[E] only ju$t mm[E]t [B]ut i for$[E][E] gr[E][A]t thing$ [B]out you [B]ro [A]nd h[E]y $omm[E]timm[E]$ [A] vi[B][E] do[E]$nt vi[B][E] [B]ut th[A]t do[E]$nt mm[E][A]n th[A]t you got [A] [B][A]d on[E] ☽
✿ ok i might hav to rethink this relationship
✿ i’m stackin makin it happen ouuuhhh lemme keep goin. stackin and flippin and gettin it uh I'm whippin it flippin it and gettin da bricks and dividends
✿ woah wait it’s da new member of #teamglurp wday? aw hell @thrivingGarland happy fuhreakin wriggling day my glurp
It is...an honor...to be apart of this...team! (^ o ^ ❀) Thank you...for having me... (> . < ❀)
✿ i have an announcement #DAGLURP has a matesprit now I KNOW DIS REALLY DISAPPOINTING for ma fans but just know i’m happy and in lurv and shit yanno wat i mean
-{ th[A]t$ $o [B][E][A]utiful wi$hin you [B]oth mm[A]ny good $pin$ on th[E] $lot$ of lif[E] ☽
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[#ONGRAT$ GLURPI I'D WRITE YOU A #HE#K TO #OMMEMORATE YOUR NEW FOUND LOVE BUT I'M $AVING ↑ FOR A $E#OND VIBRATOR $O 5 #AEGAR$ AND A #HIPOTLE GIFT #ARD WILL DO #N$FW]
✿ dude i fukkin hate chipotle they mistreat dey workers bad bro also da furk i don’t wanna know all up in ur business liek dat
✿ so nobody wants to be a part of #teamglurp no that’s fine dats okay it not like i cared or anything
Ɏ i just dont think i ha-a-ave the credentia-a-als sorry i hope you find good members soon though Ɏ
✿ well team dale is lowkey also team glurpi and team glurpi is also lowkey team dale if u think about it
(V)(',,')(V) ohhhhhh ok ℧ rite i DID j℧st make a post abo℧t team crap tho℧gh so heh (V)(^,,^)(V)
✿ wait they got teams ok who wanna be on #teamglurp
✿ wat’s a double negative