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glurpi -- the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 8112Kull Score: 9016104 followers31 following
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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ bro… dis and sum… i not gonna finish dat chitt https://i.ibb.co/ns9rkm4T/IMG-5928.png

Kult: +35
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♯delightful

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✿ hmmm wat should #daglurp change his profile pic to i’m feelin liek da smolder gettin older OOO #BARS

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✿ when a post says read mor i don’t

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WHEN A POST SAYS #COLLAB, I DO. [⠶]

✿ ok not wat dis post about

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✿ disclaimer #daglurp is no throat goat okay i’m not liek dat fr. but whoever wid me IS LOLLL LMFAOO #nsfw or wateva just had to get da word out

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Interesting.

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@imJunior[IJ]

✿ buh wuh why dat interestin to u why i scared now

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@glurpMaster[GM]

Hmm.

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I love that thi$$$ had to be an announ¢ement HAHA! $$$peak that truth brother!!

✿ bro i had to set da record straight im straight #nsfw #slangin

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I get it I get it. Don’t need no wrong a$$$umption$$$ roun’ here #Type$$$hit

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✿ i could win a hot diggity dog contest easy fuhreakin peasy

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CALL YOU THE THROAT GOAT THE WAY YOU THROAT THOSE HOT DIGGITY DOGS!!!!!!!!!![10,000 JAR DEMONS]

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✿ yuppp wait wat

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✿ ok anyways actually wat u guys’ fave topping for da glizz me personally i like relish onion mustard ketchup basically da whole works BHAHAHA im a greedy glurp

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ᐖ PLANE ᐛ

✿ woah claire u just raw doggin it dats crazy

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ᐖ NAWT RAW JUS PLANE ᐛ

✿ not even a little ketchup like cmon

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ᐖ KEᑈHUP ON MY FIES ᐛ

✿ ok ya dat sounds good mm mm mm man #daglurp hungry as furk now i gotta find a grub truck

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✿ dude i accidentally hit cancel on a great chitt and i immediately fogot it shld i just glurp it

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i will imagine y[]u jusТТ p[]sТТed an imma[ulaТТe []-[iТТТТ []f all ТТime

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(V)(',,')(V) yes heh (V)(O,,O)(V)

✿ dat means end it all bruh

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(V)(',,')(V) AWHAT??? Why it mean that

✿ cuz i fukked up bro

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(V)(',,')(V) well bro ℧ dont get to see the rainbow witho℧ght traversing the storm

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✿ oh nah bro our bassist mad as hell at me i’m getting put in the torture daymare today

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✿ i can’t do anyding right man just wanted to watch a fuhreakin movie bruh

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(V)(',,')(V) wgat movie

✿ idk an awesome one i didn’t decide yet

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(V)(',,')(V) pet detective

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✿ fukk got too twisted off the tea an now i got a rice krispsy in the fukkin dvd player #substance

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awi hop3 youcan fix that S3(

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✿ don get it twisted guys me and my band MAJORLY twisted

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✿ hamburger friend i feel a happiness when i eat a him

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If I stArt nAmIng my fOOd I wOUld nOt bE AblE tO EAt It :(

✿ i’m just dat hardcore and evil man i be eatin it anyways

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nOOOOOOO :(

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✿ dang bruh am i not likable or sum shit da furk

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I think...you're very fun... (ó . ò ❀)

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ilik3 you ijuSt hav3 troubl3finding wordS topoSt Som3tim3S S3(

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(V)(',,')(V) wait holon no ℧r likeable as f℧k kehehe some might even say loveable whyw ok am i getting too m℧shy on main

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✿ dats ok man not all of us can be masterchittrs

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-{ i know w[E] only ju$t mm[E]t [B]ut i for$[E][E] gr[E][A]t thing$ [B]out you [B]ro [A]nd h[E]y $omm[E]timm[E]$ [A] vi[B][E] do[E]$nt vi[B][E] [B]ut th[A]t do[E]$nt mm[E][A]n th[A]t you got [A] [B][A]d on[E] ☽

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✿ aw ok i take back rethinkin this u not out to get me

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@glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) neva eva eva

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✿ ok i might hav to rethink this relationship

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(V)(',,')(V) Br℧h

(V)(',,')(V) wait hold on n o this is srs

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Bruh.

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✿ i’m stackin makin it happen ouuuhhh lemme keep goin. stackin and flippin and gettin it uh I'm whippin it flippin it and gettin da bricks and dividends

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✿ woah wait it’s da new member of #teamglurp wday? aw hell @thrivingGarland happy fuhreakin wriggling day my glurp

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It is...an honor...to be apart of this...team! (^ o ^ ❀) Thank you...for having me... (> . < ❀)

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✿ i have an announcement #DAGLURP has a matesprit now I KNOW DIS REALLY DISAPPOINTING for ma fans but just know i’m happy and in lurv and shit yanno wat i mean

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Congratulations...!!! (> o < ❀)

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Happy foor yoou man

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#BEASTM0DE C0NGRATZ 🐺

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-{ th[A]t$ $o [B][E][A]utiful wi$hin you [B]oth mm[A]ny good $pin$ on th[E] $lot$ of lif[E] ☽

[#ONGRAT$ GLURPI I'D WRITE YOU A #HE#K TO #OMMEMORATE YOUR NEW FOUND LOVE BUT I'M $AVING ↑ FOR A $E#OND VIBRATOR $O 5 #AEGAR$ AND A #HIPOTLE GIFT #ARD WILL DO #N$FW]

✿ dude i fukkin hate chipotle they mistreat dey workers bad bro also da furk i don’t wanna know all up in ur business liek dat

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[OKAY JU$T THE 5 #AEGAR$ BUY YOUR MATE$PRIT A RO$E OR $OMETHING]

=oXO congratulations¡¡ =oXO

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✿ so nobody wants to be a part of #teamglurp no that’s fine dats okay it not like i cared or anything

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@glurpMaster[GM]

Gaylurpi coongrats

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Ɏ i just dont think i ha-a-ave the credentia-a-als sorry i hope you find good members soon though Ɏ

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-{ h[E]ll y[E][A] ill glurp it up ☽

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(V)(',,')(V) dafawk im teamgl℧rp

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✿ wat kinda credentialz u think u need for this bruh

✿ oh hey awesome 🕺

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(V)(',,')(V) ahat abaot team dale tho

✿ well team dale is lowkey also team glurpi and team glurpi is also lowkey team dale if u think about it

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@glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) ohhhhhh ok ℧ rite i DID j℧st make a post abo℧t team crap tho℧gh so heh (V)(^,,^)(V)

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(V)(',,')(V) crab

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✿ wait they got teams ok who wanna be on #teamglurp

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✿ wat’s a double negative

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