the OFFICIAL glurp
@glurpMaster
glurpi -- the best drummer evar from hit nu metal band A Perfect Circus #daGlurp OFFICIAL ACCOUNT he/him cuz im #him
✿ wat if a potato flew around your block
★彡 [w@It... th@t wOUld bE @n @M@ZING @ttr@ctIOn. t@kIng nOtEs.] 彡★
✿ anybody got medieval flo
I knew a. troll in the caverns who thought. he was. a real wizard. He had a. big rock. that he called. his rock spell. and he'd hit people with it who said. he was fake. Shit, maybe he was a. real wizard. If anyone has medieval flow its. him
✿ i luv to get myself in situations #situationpride
i like situations too i should probably just accept them happening more!!!
✿ is fitenite kiss your homies night still or did dat change
✿ glurps along yo dash wats up guys did u miss me
✿ wait i asked dat last time sorry we on #TOUR #FOEVA
(V)(',,')(V) worlds best roadie right here
✿ did you guys miss me no i don’t think you did so here
✿ exsqueeze me mullet muchacho you don’t even knoooowww the message im trying to convey it’s more than fuck yoo its FURKKK you guys
o.ne day glurps w:ll use the r:ght f:nger and then we'll all be so.rry
✿ it’s GLURPMASTER to you bruh and i used da right finger you’re just not on my level yet… iys unfathomable
✿ yeah get scared budday imma eat you when i go BEASTMODE you’ll b nothing but SHREDS
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ ab𝓈olut𝑒ly not you wr𝑒tc𝒽 if t𝒽ou 𝒽ad a mind fa𝓈𝒽ion𝑒d from l𝑒at𝒽𝑒r it would b𝑒 𝓈carc𝑒ly 𝑒noug𝒽 to 𝓈addl𝑒 a fl𝑒a t𝒽ou would 𝓈oon𝑒r bu𝓈t 𝑒v𝑒ry 𝓈naggl𝑒 and toot𝒽 from t𝒽y maw t𝒽an 𝓈ink t𝑒𝑒t𝒽 into my fl𝑒𝓈𝒽 𝒽av𝑒 a cooki𝑒 in𝓈t𝑒ad ┈ ┈ ┈
✿ gonna build the best sandwich ever brb
✿ ok so we got rye bread salami onion zucchini bread hamburger patty multigrain bread hashbrown white bread butter egg spinach baguette bread red pepper pumpernickel bread tomato bagel bread lettuce sausage patty texas toast cucumber banana bread pickle sourdough bread onion ring cornbread orange slice and cheese
hāqhāhā wøāhh thāts ā løttā brēād slīcēs sø whāt kīndā chēēsē āny wørk gøød?
✿ if i was a brawla i'd be all liek "ALL ABOARD THE KNUCKLE TRAIN TO FIST PLANET" and punch my opp's lights out #glurpcatchfrase
LoUDLy annoUncing yoUR intEntionS bEfoRE ya Do it iS aLL paRt of thE fUn~
✿ im tired of eatin cluckbeast nuggets i wan a six piece dragon meal
✿ bro wat do you kno bout cluckbeast nuggets u prolly eat like flambed ockopuss
[MY DIET #ON$I$T$ OF MI#ROWAVE PIZZA I THINK I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT]
✿ i get bread like croutons, i make dough like croissants #bars
✿ sorry my little glurps i haven’t been on chittr much u see im #famous nn #employed n #taken OUUU triple threat but u guys dont know about dat life 😏
-^Some probably wish yo∇ were taken o∇t. Not me. B∇t some people probably.^-
✿ glurps on ur timeline
✿ oh nah bro some real religious clown ffollowed me i guess i gotta break it to yall now im liek. not. of da faith sorry glurpsters you had to find out this way but its been a long time... the backstory of a perfect circus is we litrlyy escaped clown academy brah we hated the gospel of goofs and gaffs class
✿ oranj kinda night tonight guyz
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✿ im doin surgery on a tree rn guys LMFAOOO 🤣
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ... [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u mean y0u are cutting int0 it? [END MESSAGE]
✿ jarvis connect me to banana man 🍌
✿ wat bugs around grubs around i guess
✿ bruh he dont love me no more #depressed
✿ ok yeah heres my post happy #matespritmonday and surprise surprise bro that sexy little thang that keeps postin shirtless pics ? @heedlessCheapskate ? yeah he postin them for me so dont get too excited heh
+thought u were talking about shirtless grandpa for a second there