the OFFICIAL glurp

@grandiloquentReception[GR]

+thought u were talking about shirtless grandpa for a second there

Kull: +5

Total: 5

(V)(',,')(V) (V)(-,,-)(V)

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @grandiloquentReception[GR]

✿ WHO??

✿ bruh cmonnn like my post

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Mirage✨

@grandiloquentReception[GR]

+one of the orphaner duoscars or whatever they call themselves

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) (V)(¬,,¬)(V)

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ uhhh if u saw me on the news causing havok dat was not me actually dat was liek my evil twin breaking into the mcgrubbles glubway an little sleazers

Kult: +46

Kull: +15

Total: 61

Ratio: 3.07

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Always oon soome shit man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

✿ not me bruh twas an imposta

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Noormally peoople doon't have impoosters yoou crewmate ass cloown

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ fuckkhdhhhj my pan hurts

Kult: +4

Total: 4

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ thsi guyin my dms tellign eme sto smoke ciggaretes who ehe talkin to we #BLUNTING it up fourty days and fourty nites #substance

#blunting #substance

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

✿ rip thejhalf of ny cookie ilost in the buggy crash

Kult: +8

Kull: +5

Total: 13

Ratio: 1.60

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

✿ crahsthed buggy into glubway bmy baad guys

Kult: +34

Kull: +20

Total: 54

Ratio: 1.70

Are...you okay...? (O . O ❀) Do you....need help...? (O . O ❀)

ʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʟꜰ

@ultracriticalBalk[UB]

-^Idiot.^-

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @thrivingGarland[TG]

✿ noifm fine laolll

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

If....you need....medical care....I have...many herbs that help....with the pain... (u . u ❀)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ dropfhd off feree mcgrubbles secret sauce somewhere forio one lugky troll

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

✿ nobofdy else piss me off rn

Kult: +54

Kull: +55

Total: 109

Ratio: 0.98

✿ ther glurp is mad guys glurp is not joking this time

Kult: +12

Total: 12

✿ @algorithmCarnage dude can u fukk off with random reacts u dont even know who the fukk i am if this is some kind of stupid fukking gimmick get a fukkin new one

@algorithmCarnage

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

@algorithmCarnage[AC]

not a gimmick i just dont(like(you));

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@ultracriticalBalk[UB]

-^Yo∇ wo∇ld have less of a chance being pissed off by someone else if yo∇ didn't post anything abo∇t it. Yo∇'ve literally j∇st invited the Pissing Off to occ∇r.^-

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @algorithmCarnage[AC]

✿ okay fukk off then u lame

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ultracriticalBalk[UB]

✿ booyy shut yo bluebass up

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

ʟᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴏʟꜰ

@ultracriticalBalk[UB]

-^That was sad.^-

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @ultracriticalBalk[UB]

✿ wat ever man wat ever

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ dude are u a milkshake holy shit brah @devilishDebel

@devilishDebel

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#imsmokindat #yep #packwatch #substance #whateva

✿ one BIGG fat blurnt for dis guy #yep #imsmokindat #packwatch #substance #wateva

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ fuuuuck my stupid chud life man

Kult: +39

Kull: +40

Total: 79

Ratio: 0.97

Furann Manere

@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.okaY .BYe .wont miss yoU

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@quadraticAutomatic[QA]

do you wwantt to. ggirll ttalkk?

↩ @corollaryAtopos[CA]

✿ brah who da fuck are u furann more like fartann

Kult: +10

Total: 10

✿ dude. fuck YOUR stupid chud life all u post is bulge brah get out my mentions

↩ @quadraticAutomatic[QA]

✿ im a boy but thanks bro

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Roar ee an!

@audaciousConfident[AC]

Girl talk is gender neutral, Glurp!!!

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @audaciousConfident[AC]

✿ o fr dats cool okay awesome nice so fire

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ CHEESE PULL !!!!

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* show show!!

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

✿ sorry eated it all bruh

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* noooooooooooooooooooooooo... * share some next time!!!

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ watevs making myself the most grilled cheese u ever seen

Kult: +55

Kull: +30

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.83

add....an extra...slice of cheese....(^ O ^ ❀)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Vivian Alkemo

@funnyStray[FS]

* i gotta see this!!!

↩ @thrivingGarland[TG]

✿ yupp will do i will add 10 SLICES OF CHEESE!!!

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

Gasp...!!! (* . * ❀) So many...slices...!! (* o * ❀) Add....bacon.....(> O < ❀)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Joster "Josta?" Caeron

@complacentIndignities[CI]

I Fe@r Mo$t Gri77ed M@y Be Burned, My Friend. Perh@p$ The Mo$t Chee$ed Gri77ed Chee$e?

↩ @complacentIndignities[CI]

✿ ok yeah wat eva MOST CHEESIEST GRILLED CHEESE

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Chchow is your friend!

✿ i woke up and my clothes were stuck to my body in sweat and i was scared fo my life like i been runnin for miles in the dark forest brah i hate having hivemates with daymare powers

Kult: +54

Kull: +50

Total: 104

Ratio: 1.08

(V)(',,')(V) oh l℧l℧ :( y i j℧st see dis

Kult: +2

Total: 2

✿ it’s watevs it happens regularly when i do somethin straight up stupid BHAHAHA

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) g℧ess that means ℧ gaatta sleep w me?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

(V)(',,')(V) (V)(',,';;)(V)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

✿ oh hells yeayuh

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) wow heh comenting on a post so old feels so secretive like no on gonna even see ℧s here hehehge

Kult: +5

Total: 5

✿ it just us here… heh… 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) (V)(˶' ³'(´͈ ● `͈˶) thts ℧sim kissin ℧ from behinddddd eowww w℧t now

Kult: +5

Total: 5

✿ wtf dats so friggin cute i’m coming over now

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @glurpMaster[GM]

(V)(',,')(V) oh shittttttyessss (V)(^,,^)(V)

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

✿ bruh naps are for real a trap bro

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Dazian Parqet 🥁