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Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
What has happened to the once iron-clad tether that held me to my doggone desk? After yet another midmorning tour of the HQ Legacy Vault, I've become hopelessly addlepated by these old recipe books!!! I planned to release some more official announcements later in the afternoon, but for now... like this post, and I will assign you one of our very own- modern or legacy- BETTY CROCKER trademark recipes. :B #HappyMonday #GoodMood #IceBreaker #OrShallWeSay #IcingBreaker #🧁 IN THE QUEUE: unclaspedKahuna torvousCarnifex comedyGold bummelBoogie cationicAgonist crackedTungsten achillesAnalogue terminallyCapricious gangstasCrossbones cerbericApostle affableCantor gluttinousGymnast
b0dy swap with s0me0ne and then fuck them in their b0dy maintaining eye c0ntact the wh0le time #nsfw
Believe It Or Not They Actually Love It When I Do This
8=D < Rise and shire everypony!
wear a maid dress???
G...good boy?
yes
I am letting y0u hit but i am scrunching up my n0se and r0lling my eyes and l00king d0wn at y0u the wh0le time #nsfw
D --> Gomen, Megan-San
｢(￣ー￣) say gomen to megane-san.｣
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to play with pone-chan @centaursTurmoil ... (ФωФ) nnnggh~~ megane-san spent all nighto thinking about how eri-chan and pone-chan would...｣ ｢hfff~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ ｢frolick~~☆｣ ｢kyah! (；・∀・) a-anyway! eri-chan is a real himedere! (*￣∇￣)ノ she let's you knyow exactly who she is, and her presence commands the block! (*ゝω･*) one might assume this type of kyutie wears lacy pantsu, byutttt~ fufufufu! (*´ﾉ∀`*) megane-san knyows for sure that she wears striped pantsu, with nyo bows! (*´▽｀)v eri-chan's immaturity is part of her kyutiecharm! (* ´ ▽ ` *) if kyu want her in your harem, you have to play her gameu her way!｣ ｢kekeke~...｣ ｢or at least pretend to... (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW #FETISH CONTENT!! (ФωФ) DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) shazai means apology. gomen, everynyan! (ﾟーﾟ*) megane-san made a mistake... gomen means so sowwy (ＴДＴ ) oppai no kuma means (*´∀｀)ﾉ beast of the breast! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyaaahh~! isn't dat kyool!?! megane-san made this title himself, eri-chan's special nickname for (ФωФ) special cupetime, keke~ ☆ a himedere is a gyirl who acts like a princess! regal and exxxtreme, these kyuties command the room with their kyutiekyutikyuwerful gaze! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) they're as demanding as they are kawaii, byuttt~ (゜∀。) under all that entitlement is a kyutiegirl who just wuvs her senpai all the same! (*^ー^)ノ striped pantsu represent a sense of blossoming immaturity in a gyirl, an innocence that underlies eri-chan's persona! (*^ーﾟ) maybe eri-chan has dark colored stripies... (ФωФ) and frilly accents... (*´▽｀) to show her husbando that she can handle herself, even if she was hatched bashful!!! (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ megane-san bets pone-chan takes gud care of them when she does the washies...]
｢oyasumi, minasan! (*^▽^)/ kekek~ ( ￣▽￣) megane-san brings back your teiki hōsō bangumi! (ФωФ) keh... moar #waifuification nyahw! tonight's waifu is getting... g-getting... n-nghh!! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ m-megane-san's unihorno is gyoing doki doki!!! g-gyah!!! h-he can't... stoppu...｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHH!!!!!｣ ｢(∩｀Q´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆｣ ｢...｣ ｢(゜д゜*)｣ ｢(* ゜д゜)｣ ｢i-is everynyan okie? (,,・д・)｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) a-ah!! okie, eburibody is daijobou!! e-except for...(゜ロ゜)｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke, konya's waifu, pone-chan @centaursTurmoil !! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) this waifu has been hit by a supa supa speciaru waifu beamu, the umawaifu beam!!! ( ＾ω＾ ) half uma and half waifu, pone-chan is the type of gyirl that keeps you on your hooves! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke~ pone-chan seems like a refined and regal himedere, byut just talking to her reveals her trappu! (´u｀ﾉ)ﾉ keke, pone-chan is just as nyaughty and dirty as the oinkbeasts instead of the hoofbeasts~~ (ФωФ) this kyutiegirl definitely wears dark pantsu, with no print, if she wears any at all! (´▽｀) mature and refined, her pantsu make it seem like she has nyathing to prove! (///ω///) kekeke~~~ aahhh~ byut she wuvs the breeze against her｣ ｢f-flank!! baka, what did you think megane was gunna say!?! (￣□￣)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) gud nighto, everynyan!! (*･∀･*) teiki hōsō bangumi means regularly scheduled programming! ( -∀・) don't you knyow, you wuv to read all megane has to say! ( ≧∀≦)ノ wealth of nyah-ledge, fufufufu!!! ( ☆∀☆) konya means nighto! uma means... (*´,_ゝ｀) well... hoofybeast. (´c_｀ ) duhh. (* ´ ▽ ` *) a himedere is a kyutiegirl with a princess complex! (*￣∇￣)ノ Basically, this girl likes to be treated like she's all that, even if she's nyaht! girls like this usually wuv a common fella... (ФωФ) kekeke~ or lowblood!! ( ・ω・)]
I Quickly Grow Bored But That Is My Own Fault I Suppose, i Can Always Make Fools Dance For Me. The Blue Ones Because No One Will Miss Them.
My horse does a cool cowboy spin on the timeline. Woah. Pragmatic cigarette sandwich. #substance #myhorse
NEIIGGHH!! 🍎🍒🍓🍑🍊🥕🍋🍌🌽🥑🥦🥬🥒🫐🍇 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕🐴🎀💕💕
I have en0ugh pe0ple im already n0t fucking i d0nt need m0re
You already know who it is, Suntzu on the mic I'm the reason you know the difference between a death march and a hike Ten of my troops, a thousand of yours, we'd squash you guys like bugs My soldiers are trained warriors, you treat your troops like thugs #suntzuonthemic
◯ ☽ ◑ ●f C●urse ◐ ❨ ◯
◯ ☽ ◑ Are We Enj●ying The Night? ◐ ❨ ◯
[ℐ 𝒶𝓂 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀𝓂𝒶𝓃] Milk [ℳ𝓎 𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓀 𝒾𝓈 𝒹ℯ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝒾ℴ𝓊𝓈]
... Actually. Say more.
Catching early-morning reruns of old Alternian local broadcasting on this television. Who is this? Who is this. Who is this. @centaursTesticle Who is this??? Identify her at once. Posthaste. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2230e1d2c0d.PNG
what if instead of pailing season it was called railing season and we all built railways together? #nsfw
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
"Pailing season" The feed is already full of fuckers and suckers, nothing changes.
｢gyah! you must be confused, turist-san. kowai means scary, and kawaii means kyute! ⸜(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)⸝ the words are very similar, but have very different meanings fufufufufuu~ ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kowai really does mean scary! and kawaii does mean cute! there's no horror here!]
nope
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↘️the disgusting, vulgar things my worksquare neighbor will do to pityfarm attention from our fellow coworkers.↘️ ↗️"I AM GOING TO EAT A SALAD TONIGHT."↗️ ↘️so you are basically just begging everyone around you to denote that you are a proteinless loser.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY THROWING YOURSELF AT THEIR STEPPERS, AS IF TO SAY↗️ ↘️"please, take care of me, i am underfed and deserving of little more than a handful of invasive weed species to dull my stupid, sharp fangs on!"↘️ ↗️GROSS.↗️
Thin skin, 8uddy?
content filtered
go go gadget feed shitter upper
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yes some cover more than others and also there are various styles like long skirts vs maid dresses vs sweaters with keyholes so modest is also something they would have to fight for
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Yeah, Equius worked hard on those, at least try to 8e gr8ful! Sheesh. He was your neigh8or for crying out loud!
🐾what'cha call the hoofbeast that lives Next door? why, ya call that the ''Neigh-bor''! hehe,
they were really on some shit when they made sour patch kids
I TRULY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DO MANY OF YOU ARE ABLE TO SHOW UP WEEK IN WEEK OUT TO A BATTLEDOME EVENT WITH NO STRICT TIMEFRAME DO YOU PEOPLE SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
((I think my only feedback would be that I wish when in notifications, that clicking a username or avatar would lead to their profile. And maybe just clicking the post text would go to the post.
THIS IS STUPID. YOU ARE STUPID FOR FRIVOLOUSLY THROWING AWAY SO MUCH OF YOUR TIME AND EFFORT TO A RAVING HORDE OF BEGGARS LIKE BREAD FOR THE FUCKING SQUAWKBEASTS. EVEN THE BRIEFEST, SLOPPIEST, MOST FUCK-UGLY SMUDGY SCRAWLING ON THE BACK OF A COCKTAIL NAPKIN IS A LUDICROUS EXTRAVAGANCE TO BE HANDING OUT FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE TO THIS OR ANY CROWD. THIS PACK OF IMBECILES DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.
O-> I Suppo+se I Co+uld Neigh, Po+litely. Co+nsider Go+ing Fo+r A Playful Canter In The Yard.
O-> Whinny! Perhaps. A Small Amo+unt O+f Ho+o+fing At The Gro+und.
I do not think we need two Chittr Anonymous'.
only thing i reely miss aboat being heiress was having the planetary authority to be bossing ppl around. shore i get to boss ppl around still but everyday citizens dont gaf when i tell them to do stuff and why WOULD they they dont work for me
lets all love rankmaid
fuck yeah drop those sick fires
here is me as slaanesh but no it doesnt have to be https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b70233aaaa30.png
wHAT IF THE WORLD WERE MADE OF PUDDING? #WORLD #PUDDING #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
>>| two highblood men kissing .and hitting .each .other .in pitch romance... #nsfw #yaoi
↗️LITERALLY A TACTICAL MISGIVING. LET ME SACRIFICE THE CLOUT OF MY OWN SORDID CONFESSIONS TO GAIN THE MASK OF ANONYMITY, AS IF THAT IS WORTH THE LOSS OF INTERNET POINTS AND DIRECTLY CONFLATED ATTENTION.↗️ ↘️fat chance.↘️ ↗️COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE.↗️ ↘️literally stupid.↘️
I have a bit Of a cOnfeSSiOn. One time I waS brOuGht tO Life anD then trieD tO kiLL everyOne in the faciLity within picOSecOnDS
Exclusive show at Gallantè Club Theater. Dont miss me ;o)
If you don't know, perhaps you weren't a participant in the conversation.
This is a hilarious way to commit and/or become victimized by first degree murder. If you're looking to thrill yourself, can't you just peruse Craigslist and start meeting THOSE strangers in undisclosed locations?
I GOT TO THE FIFTH LINE. AND THEN PASSED OUT. DUE TO ALL OF THE BLOOD. RUSHING TO MY LOWER BODY. YOUR ART HAS MANAGED TO PRODUCE. AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL RESPONSE. I WILL NEED TIME ALONE TO RECOVER.
:33 < dang equihiss. :33 < i didnt know mew were chill like that :33 < mew still surpurrise me, this meowrailship is furry rewarding
o my god wait...... poor human jegus :( </3
Chills...
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
I RETURNED MY FOCUS TO THIS SITE ONLY TO FIND THAT I HAVE RECIEVED MY FIRST "HATE" REACTION... I'M SURE THIS WAS NOT WITHIN THEIR INTENTION, BUT THIS ONLY SERVES TO MOTIVATE ME FURTHER! THE KEY INDICATOR OF FAME IS THE HATERS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE YOU! HASHTAG OWNED!!!
Sandra, yesterday you cut me- I mean someone off in traffic which caused me- SOMEONE to be late to pick up their coffee and then it was all cold and they really just don't have a lot going for them and that's the one thing the one fucking thing they treat themselves to each week... I assume. For this crime you must walk through the bone welder.
OF COURSE! IT IS A RATHER MODEST PHOTO, I WILL ADMIT, AS BEING HUMBLE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST VIRTUES, BUT THAT IS IN FACT AN UNEMBELLISHED PHOTOGRAPH OF YOURS TRULY!
Itll do you some good to recall that list bucko! Green beanery harvested from the plum bottom of the stack and i wont be having anymore fist shaking or backmouthing about it from you. I can tell!
nngh
hello is there a picture you meant to attach to this chit sometimes images do not work so im asking just in case you meant to add an image to add some context to this chit hello just letting you know
You need to watch Black Beauty
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ba72f2ce8bd3.png #nsfw
B33 < on the othpurr hand makes ordering pizza way easier
Heres a tip: lose the shirt!
#funnymailboxfriday https://i.postimg.cc/x11M6Ycq/image.png
i couldnt agree more i think someone needs to be in front of a camera instead of snacking on hay and kicking dowwn doors wwould you buy the covver of horses wweekly if good rosalina wwas on the covver? i knoww i wwould!
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
I Am Going To Ask You To Use Your Context Clues Which I Know You Are Very Skilled With And Try Again
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
This is fantastic. Who is that, Yogi Bear?
He didn't let me hit. But I did anyway. #violence #interrogationcore #thisisaboutabluntobject
awwww glad shortyz liek a troopr abt it
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this discourse reminds me of A Collection Of Fighters From Differing Nations (Even Eastern ) Happen To Battle on A Common Road in the City that's Placed in Alternia's Most Gentrified Region 6. ]
((the true pain is that i roleplay such an ungodly amount of homestuck characters i have to choose who to make accts for without filling up my roster with literally all of them))
I can't believe I have to say this, and I believe I speak for my cohorts when I say this, but I will not be entertaining any accounts actively engaging in #incest. Odd that it happened twice in a single day. Odder that they're iterations of familiar faces, but in the mathematical inevitability of the multiverse, some of you have incurred a substantial enough quantity of brain damage so as to no longer even remotely resemble yourselves. ... But I just thought it would make you- I don't know- type differently! Not pork your relatives!!! #nsfw I assume.
The Lash finds it concerning how many of you are satisfied with "God tiering" when you could be trying to Lash tier. It won't make you as good as me, but it'll get you half way.
And the tax write off will be sensational!
Ok.
I Just Think You Shouldnt Be Allowed To Pity Bait So Flagrantly On The Timeline Is All
s𖦹me𖦹ne get th𖦹se vi𖦹letbl𖦹𖦹ds 𖦹ff my feed
I cant say im a fan of peanut. Both the critter and the food but the comic strip is fine by me. Its the great pumpkin charlie brown!
I'm going to block you now.
♰ we'll see how low i am when you're looking up at me from a hole in the ground :) ♰
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LOL someone mustve had a p CRAZY ride
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Solid Snake and Otacon did something together @archiveAddict
ill sponsor ya next match
striders vs lalondes no one can tell you humans apart anyways!
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from here on out i wwill only dry hump my felloww males an customarily soil my trousers no penetration no nudity just good old fashioned tactile frottin through our clothes like nature intended #alpha #amicitia #nsfww #philososlayer #androphilia
muscles are s0 0verrated
i'm suddenly craving a peanut butter sandwich right now.
big mcintosh… nngh…
Me and the bro had a brainstorming sesh for promotional material! Tune in and turn up because this stage is about to get HEATED. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aa9db29ba3d.jpg
chitter is a strange platform.