♦ pitied by @centaursTesticle
｢this is what megane-san would look like as a real east alternian! (´_ゝ`) gyuhhh... megane-san's yumeself is syo much more sugoi.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yumeself means dreamself! (*￣∇￣*) megane's dreamselfie is an east alternian shinobi! (*´∇｀)ﾉ of course, megane-san is already halfway there by being a sacred shinobi... (;￣ー￣) b-but right nyow he's only spiritually east alternian. (´ι _` )]
>:oo < hey, i n33d that protein!!
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
(^･o･^) < I'M FELINE FINE!!! BUT DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I END UP HAVING A #COUGHINGFIC LATER!!!!!! #THISCATCOLICKSBACK
its been lab tested thru n thru man dw
(^･o･^) < WHAT?
(=｀ω´=) < #WHUMPFIC #NOHAMMERS #BUILDCUCKING #ZAHHANGST #BLUEBALLS #YARNFIC #CARPENTRYDEPURRIVATION #DEADDRONEDONOTFL33T ???
｢ojoupone-chan... megane-san feels...｣ ｢(￣з￣) *leans in*｣
｢(；｀∀´) s-surgery!?! (； ･`ω･´) g-gyah... megane-san, ojoupone-chan might really be out of your league! (；`・ω・) if she's really this atama ī, she'll nyever go for a guy like you!!｣ ｢k-kyah! (;｀･ω･)ﾉ n-nyo, megane-san! don't think like that!! impress her with your choto sugoi skillz, show her you mean shigoto!｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) *ahems*｣ ｢( -∀・) nyathing would be inappropriate for you to wear, ojoupone-chan! (*^-^*) if megane-san was sickies and ojoupone-chan came to him as a smexy kankoshi... (ФωФ) megane-san wouldn't be focused on her clothes...｣ ｢kekekeke~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atam means smart! ( ＾ω＾ ) megane-san's skillz are choto sugoi, meaning supa wowee! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) shigoto means bizness.( ´・∀・｀) kankoshi means nurse~]
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to play with pone-chan @centaursTurmoil ... (ФωФ) nnnggh~~ megane-san spent all nighto thinking about how eri-chan and pone-chan would...｣ ｢hfff~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ ｢frolick~~☆｣ ｢kyah! (；・∀・) a-anyway! eri-chan is a real himedere! (*￣∇￣)ノ she let's you knyow exactly who she is, and her presence commands the block! (*ゝω･*) one might assume this type of kyutie wears lacy pantsu, byutttt~ fufufufu! (*´ﾉ∀`*) megane-san knyows for sure that she wears striped pantsu, with nyo bows! (*´▽｀)v eri-chan's immaturity is part of her kyutiecharm! (* ´ ▽ ` *) if kyu want her in your harem, you have to play her gameu her way!｣ ｢kekeke~...｣ ｢or at least pretend to... (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW #FETISH CONTENT!! (ФωФ) DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) shazai means apology. gomen, everynyan! (ﾟーﾟ*) megane-san made a mistake... gomen means so sowwy (ＴДＴ ) oppai no kuma means (*´∀｀)ﾉ beast of the breast! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyaaahh~! isn't dat kyool!?! megane-san made this title himself, eri-chan's special nickname for (ФωФ) special cupetime, keke~ ☆ a himedere is a gyirl who acts like a princess! regal and exxxtreme, these kyuties command the room with their kyutiekyutikyuwerful gaze! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) they're as demanding as they are kawaii, byuttt~ (゜∀。) under all that entitlement is a kyutiegirl who just wuvs her senpai all the same! (*^ー^)ノ striped pantsu represent a sense of blossoming immaturity in a gyirl, an innocence that underlies eri-chan's persona! (*^ーﾟ) maybe eri-chan has dark colored stripies... (ФωФ) and frilly accents... (*´▽｀) to show her husbando that she can handle herself, even if she was hatched bashful!!! (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ megane-san bets pone-chan takes gud care of them when she does the washies...]
:33< nyo :33< I was tired when I posted this! :33< ... and looking at this meow some of my words are scrambled too :33< *ac sighs*
｢oyasumi, minasan! (*^▽^)/ kekek~ ( ￣▽￣) megane-san brings back your teiki hōsō bangumi! (ФωФ) keh... moar #waifuification nyahw! tonight's waifu is getting... g-getting... n-nghh!! Σヽ(｀д´；)ﾉ m-megane-san's unihorno is gyoing doki doki!!! g-gyah!!! h-he can't... stoppu...｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHH!!!!!｣ ｢(∩｀Q´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ.°˖⋆ ℧ 𓃗 .°˖⋆｣ ｢...｣ ｢(゜д゜*)｣ ｢(* ゜д゜)｣ ｢i-is everynyan okie? (,,・д・)｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) a-ah!! okie, eburibody is daijobou!! e-except for...(゜ロ゜)｣ ｢(ФωФ) kekeke, konya's waifu, pone-chan @centaursTurmoil !! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) this waifu has been hit by a supa supa speciaru waifu beamu, the umawaifu beam!!! ( ＾ω＾ ) half uma and half waifu, pone-chan is the type of gyirl that keeps you on your hooves! (*￣∇￣)ノ kekeke~ pone-chan seems like a refined and regal himedere, byut just talking to her reveals her trappu! (´u｀ﾉ)ﾉ keke, pone-chan is just as nyaughty and dirty as the oinkbeasts instead of the hoofbeasts~~ (ФωФ) this kyutiegirl definitely wears dark pantsu, with no print, if she wears any at all! (´▽｀) mature and refined, her pantsu make it seem like she has nyathing to prove! (///ω///) kekeke~~~ aahhh~ byut she wuvs the breeze against her｣ ｢f-flank!! baka, what did you think megane was gunna say!?! (￣□￣)!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE CONTENT! (ФωФ) gud nighto, everynyan!! (*･∀･*) teiki hōsō bangumi means regularly scheduled programming! ( -∀・) don't you knyow, you wuv to read all megane has to say! ( ≧∀≦)ノ wealth of nyah-ledge, fufufufu!!! ( ☆∀☆) konya means nighto! uma means... (*´,_ゝ｀) well... hoofybeast. (´c_｀ ) duhh. (* ´ ▽ ` *) a himedere is a kyutiegirl with a princess complex! (*￣∇￣)ノ Basically, this girl likes to be treated like she's all that, even if she's nyaht! girls like this usually wuv a common fella... (ФωФ) kekeke~ or lowblood!! ( ・ω・)]
really nervous, feel like i'm crushing on someone again.
၄⋆၃ FUXK WHY IS IT SO SWEATY I AM IN DISTRESS BEXAUSE I XAN FEEL THE MOISTURE ON MY DERMIS SHOUT POLE
D --> It feels somewhat more intimidating to know someone will 100k at me in the servants dress with their gander bulbs in person, as opposed to through a screen obscuring my real form D --> I am not sure if I can do this, it is awfully tight and disgustingly obscene #boysnight
MOTION TO ENTER EXHIBIT INTO EVIDENCE! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc87caf06c80.png
:33 < man efurryones getting with a karkitty but me. :33 < equihiss even gets with one. how is that fair :33 < why have mew furrsaken me glob
#pass #bucketsmashorpass #suggestive
D --> She did not merely block me, no D --> Her account is gone entirely D --> D --> Am I a bad person
◯ ☽ ◑ Are We Enj●ying The Night? ◐ ❨ ◯
The AC in the office i∆n't working! I'm ∆weating!!!!
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
@golgothasTerror Is bringing a surprise guest over for an evening rendezvous. I must admit, after the week I've had it will be nice to put my legs up and unwind. Hopefully his taste in secondary company rivals his primary.
💠~ I'm just like, saying, if you want to be pale for someone soooooo bad you should defs see them at their most pathetic first. ~💠
no fucking tags because im too upset
i just got fucking fired
NOT INDULGING THAT WITH AN ANSWER. FASCIN8ING THAT YOU MADE AN ATTEMPT, THOUGH. HOW FORWARD OF YOU.
:33 < i could recommend them silent hill, i guess!
:33 < ... theyre gonna think im cringe!!!!
:33 < ... i guess? like what could i even pass down???
:33 < i got called an unc by younger trolls... :(( < .... im not that old....
:33 < ough!! dont remind me!!!!! :(( < im young i swear!
:33 < but i dont think im unc material!!!!
... accidentally exploded something in my hive uhhhhh
Ow! Owie!! Fuck!!!! Holy shit!!!!!! My fucking 8ones!!!!!!!!
Calm down, sweatytits. I wasn’t speaking ill of your diligent work!
WOW, WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS 8EFORE? FRET NOT, MY GALLANT KNIGHT. I'M NOT THAT DUM8. EVEN IF I DON'T FRY IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE, IT'S STILL HELLA UNCOMFORTA8LE TO 8E OUT THERE TOO LONG, ESPECIALLY AT MIDDAY.
MORE WHEN I WAS NEW. MY HIVE GOT DEMOLISHED AAAAAAAAGES AGO NOW, THOUGH.
I TRULY DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW DO MANY OF YOU ARE ABLE TO SHOW UP WEEK IN WEEK OUT TO A BATTLEDOME EVENT WITH NO STRICT TIMEFRAME DO YOU PEOPLE SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO
:33 < they call me nepeta the way i be leijon
:00 < or what??
:33 < only if mew can actmewally land a hit. :33 < i'm faster than mew
I have a bit Of a cOnfeSSiOn. One time I waS brOuGht tO Life anD then trieD tO kiLL everyOne in the faciLity within picOSecOnDS
:33 < dang equihiss. :33 < i didnt know mew were chill like that :33 < mew still surpurrise me, this meowrailship is furry rewarding
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
:33 < tsk tsk tsk! :33 < and where would the dramatics be if you do not k33p your audience on the edges of their metafurical seats? :33 < thats why it isnt a one-sentence-bluh-bluh-boring story! :PP
gOOD, fOR YOU, eQUIUS!
A hopeful song about the power of love and commitment, Earth music truly is lovely as well, please check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Ego sum ira Domini.
hehloo i think something wrong hello i cant see the image can anyone else see the iamge is it on my end ive unplugged everything and plugged everything back in twice im still refreshing but its not changing so i dont think its on my end could you check if its on your end that somethings wrong because i cant see the image hello please reply
Follow me if you like cute horses https://64.media.tumblr.com/06b0ab86045903a561d9fbd170e9022c/1cae7d610808b796-2e/s1280%1920/90ec33f71964b40d48a9fcf2d54603c1f1f0652c.jpg
B33 < idk at least 30% B33 < you would not BELIEVE some of the bullet patterns out there equihiss
B33 < troogle show me gender nyafurming hitbox reduction surgery B33 < (still wanna k33p the heart shape though it's too cute not to)
:33 < talented as ever! i did not know you had mastery of peetza honestly :33 < *chef ct, one meat lovers for the ever so hungry meowbeast pawing at the front counter stat! someone says* :33 < *idk who* :33 < *but like the point is i would love to s33 this pie making in action some day :33*
:33 < have you tried barking at them? that always shuts them up when jade does it :33 < though admittedly maybe thats more because shes instantly recognizable
evverybody put your pawws up if you had a fun morning i knoww i did heres a little pic of me getting ready just kidding its one of my best equine friends rosalina check out this absolute beauty taking my grub phone and snapping a little #prewworkoutselfie crikey! followw for more fun zoology updates and furry friends! #zoology #man #thehorseishere #horsesrequested #hoovvedfriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/8759c41acac5png
<] SHE DIDNT LET ME HIT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO ONE, I AM VERY MUCH BY MYSELF AND IT WILL STAY THAT WAY[>
fuck sorry you know im #problematic dude
Thank you for the kind words. I will rise again and try better tomorrow. Ego sum ira Domini.
:33 < well i WASNT vagueposting you but now that you mention it i bet i could bully my local equius into making me some mechanical wings!! thanks fur the inspurration!
He likes them that way. #Hispreference
:33 < stay true to yourself and enjoy whatever passions you have! :33 < do not pay any attention to a haters unn33ded tommenjerry #reallycoolwisewords #happy #smile #ilikeroleplaying
Is absolutely no one going to check on @centaursTesticle ?? He seems to have been poisoned. ... It's making for some hilarious timeline fodder, but I'm bordering on concerned he'll croak. Just make sure whomever finds him deposits him somewhere I can access the cadaver, if you please. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8320cb97ab90.PNG
:33 < troll umamusume!!! its my favurrite game right now and its totally a purrfect for us! its like someone took us both and blended us togefurr!
HEY hold on how the hell do YOU know that
B33 < h33h33 RIP B33 < i hope arthour doesnt know youre high rn
Oh No
B33 < meowbe try to relax with some milk
no its become a real problem. it makes drawing and writing extremely difficult because once things start getting heated (tags: PWP, heated kismesissitude, #nsfw, archive rating: E) i risk breaking things around me due to nosebleeds and hyperhydrosis. >_> im usually forced to keep various towels around for my nose and hands! (tags: armpits, archive rating: M)
:33 < gonna be kinda vulnerable here… i wish i had paws and fur all over for real i f33l like i was put in the wrong body and it makes me so sad that other trolls will only efur s33 me as the annoying autistic troll girl and not a cute mighty purrbeast with the sharpest claws don’t get me wrong, i love myself a lot! but sometimes i f33l like something just isnt right beclaws its hard to fit in and make furriends and maybe i wasnt meant fur troll society at all :((
The feminine urge to snap things in half.
:33< heres an old bit of the wall i havent b33n to in a while https://i.imgur.com/J9dwZLl.png
And frankly bro it was also my fault for not grounding that wire you ferociously ripped from the ceiling.
Its ok it was my own fault for letting you peep dirks rodeo set pieces.
My moirail made me and my friends food. Itt's nicce tto feel blessed in a world like tthis. #quadposttingg #moirailposttingg