Equius Zahhak
@centaursTesticle
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D --> What does a troll have to do for a tall glass of lusus milk and a handful of sugar cubes at the felt mansion opening
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ SHe's distracted tbh #triedaskingforadrinkearlier #hadtoconjuremyown #itsfineimstealingallhershrimptocompensate
D --> Noticing you cannot buy scrap in bulk anymore
D --> Uranium glow D --> Titanium blow D --> Corporeal show- of dominance D --> Survive the kumite, rise to prominence
Stop spitting metal all over me, at least not without a first date sir.
D --> Making battlebots react appropriately to pressure points being hit is near impossible
D --> I attempt to shut off one's digitally sim001ated pusher and I end up prodding it's servos out without meaning
Perhaps consider using 'ice magic' or something to that extent, Heir.
Hm, strange. I saw another iteration of you working on that exact skill. Maybe he is stronger than you.
D --> I do not think the tr001y STRONG would concern themselves with learning parlor tri%
Perhaps not, Heir. But, aren't pressure points in the same category of nonsensical pseudo-science combat?
D --> We are witnessing the lows opsec has fallen to
D --> That last lyrical chitt may read like jest but seriously if anyone is in need of cyberware I have a pile of it my moirail insists I get rid of
D --> More b100d pa% than Dr. Acula D --> Medicullar spectacular D --> No Docterror works fasterer D --> Biomechanical masterer
D --> You are in no position to make those comments about me it would be %tremely unbecoming of you to continue down this line of thought
wHOA, sICK BARS, dUDE, i HAVE GOT TO PRONG IT TO YOU, hERE,
D --> Is it ethical to go to the gym to primarily watch other people work out and show them up by accident by being a paragon of all things STRONG?
D --> The mogging is not my intention but it is a consequence of being huge
D --> Gleaming metal D --> Steaming kettle D --> Stinging nettle D --> Steeped and settled
Still. Something e^ol^ed to deter being eaten at all costs can't make good. Anything.
Are any of them tasting good or is this a "if you eat the suffering plant you'll feel better after"
i like their taste theyre very um well green i guess is the way to put it but you do have to cook them so some people may not like them as they get slimy
if you like kale youd probably like nettle more because i think it has less bitterness
D --> Ripping midsections D --> Twain in two directions D --> Train for musc001ar perfection- erection D --> Of sacred body-temple D --> Physical begets mental D --> Feast on yummy lentil
＼(=^‥^)// < #INTENTIONALFURREUDIANSLIP #LEGUMEPLAY #RIPITFIC
D --> I am in the maid dress
D --> Ok what am I supposed to wear even I am getting mi%ed signals
Okay, good. I wasn't sure about what we were building here.
D --> I should have been up in the club doing a 107 troll kumite
D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uSqhUl7IM #Upintheclub
D --> You do not miss carpentry drones until your wall is in dire need of reconstru%ion
(=｀ω´=) < #WHUMPFIC #NOHAMMERS #BUILDCUCKING #ZAHHANGST #BLUEBALLS #YARNFIC #CARPENTRYDEPURRIVATION #DEADDRONEDONOTFL33T ???
＼(=^‥^)// < PURRFECT! THEN I WILL SEND YOU THE ROUGH DRAFT TO MEOWSTICATE ON SCRATCH POST-HASTE!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ UNCENSORED, PAWBVIOUSLY!!!!!!
D --> Piracy ends in little of value
၄⋆၃ xlearly someone has never experienxed the joy of pirating games as a younger individual
D --> It is a small clique of individuals stealing the same pile of gold and jewels from each other repeatedly with little coming out or getting in
꧁⎝ Dat's a very surface level idea of what we do but sure we can go wit dat. ⎠꧂
D --> Calling on the collective consciousness what counts as inappropriate clothing for surgery
D --> I am hardly a silenced docterror so I am forced by my adherence to rank based clothing to wear a nurse's garb D --> Yes it inc100ds the hat
｢ojoupone-chan... megane-san feels...｣ ｢(￣з￣) *leans in*｣
(^･o･^) < PAWSE. NOW. (^･o･^)ﾉ RIGHT FLEAKING NOW. ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < PLEASE... TELL ME THEY'VE GOT YOU FURESSED IN THE CANDY STRIPES. ACTUALLY??? IF THE ANSWER IS SOMEHOW _THAT_ I'M JUST GOING TO PURRTEND I DIDN'T READ IT!!!
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < DON'T MIND ME. (^・ω・^) < I'M JUST GOING TO PAWLL UP THIS CHAIR HERE... 🪑ヾ(=^･^=) GO AHEADSCRITCHES AND PURROC33D ALONG AS NORMAL, OK33DOK33????. PRETEND LIKE I'M LITTERALLY NOT EVEN HERE RIGHT NOW!!! └(=^‥^=)┐🪑
D --> I practice privately "They" do not have me wearing anything
D --> Not like that ignore the implications of how this is phrased
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OH. G33. EM. THE IMPLICATPUNS OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID...!!!!!! (^・ω・^) < THE IMPLICATPUNS!!! ヾ(=ＴωＴ=)ﾉ THE IMPLICATPUNS!!! I CAN'T!
D --> Did I miss a dairy based event
D --> What does creamfest entail, are we sampling it?
Unf☾rtunately n☾t. Fr☾m understanding it was lewd event. n☾ dairy t☾ be seen ʕxᴥ•ʔ
D --> Why do people need bo%es for inquiries you can just ask them on this site
Because it's fun? Because it makes it feel a lil special as opposed to the most obvious answer? You know. For the whimsy of it all.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Well, sOme askbOxes are anOnymOus, sO I'm sure there's appeal in that! —— (˘ ³˘)
D --> Other than the attempt against my standing moirail monday was ok this week I made chili and my moirail liked it
D --> They will attempt to lie to you but hold STRONG, #moirailmonday does not mean you must comply with any f001ish request they may have for you
D --> The ears and tail are not something you must indulge in but they will try and make you do it
D --> They will attempt to make you jump over hurdles and stuff for an %tremely alluring carrot but you must keep your gaze fi%ed on the stick's length it is away from you despite your speed