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D --> If anyone attempts to state that hormonal changes within them sets them on some sort of rut #nsfw just know that they are full of manure. Mass pheromone deployment was discontinued after the phage happened

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D --> I will speak many praises of the planet I formerly resided on but lord does kicking one's hooves up without worrying about quadrants kick major rump

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:33 < yeah, but you get called maidenless on earth which is like. :// < ten million times worse than being culled!

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D --> A tall glass of milk, c001 and chilled D --> Beasts of an ilk, co100d on hills

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꒰ঌ Can bird drink milk? ໒꒱

D --> What

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꒰ঌ Can I drink milk if I'm a bird? ໒꒱

D --> Are you a bird

꒰ঌ Yeah! I mean, beaksically! ໒꒱

D --> I do not think you will be able to process dairy

⚇ the moons get twinklin', shine down pretty ⚇ ⚇ from the briniest ocean to the sparklin' city ⚇ ⚇

꒰ঌ Worst day of my life. ໒꒱

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D --> Eating provided leftovers from the masquerade is an %tremely important duty

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D --> I w001d be able to break the collar quite easily

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Yet would you?

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D --> It would hardly be a challenge for my prowess

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You strike me as more of a 8ridle type anyway.

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but *would* ya break it? not Can ya, *would* ya?

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D --> Why are people asking me this

Curiosity! o◡o

D --> This is a stupid question

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I will take that as an answer. Hee Hee.

D --> You mistake my straightforward dismissal for the kind of twee coyness present in pupas who have learned their first se%ually deviant concept, there are too many factors to consider to answer a question as broad as "would you break the collar"

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D --> I am considering the new angles and poses eligible for our private gains #gains journals given the double trouble scenario

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D --> If an alternate of mine were to appear before me I am sure our %change would be short but pleasant D --> It would end in a platonic mutual pat on the rump and perhaps a warriors embrace, perhaps even a shirtless one since we would be dressed down to trace our fingers across the divots created by our well maintained form

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"platonic". r111ggghhht

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D --> Purchased the Master Grade 1/60th scale Imperial Drone [Low Orbit Breed] from the new Alternian Memories line, the parts have been holding to my forceful touch during assembly quite well

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D --> The head is disproportionately large but I understand why they would e%aggerate such a feature

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D --> Not in the super deformed sense, it is still a normally shaped figure

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D --> Why did we not have a human Minecraft equivalent on Alternia

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D --> I am being quite serious why did we miss out on this

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You m!ss€d out on !t not m€

< Didn't exisst yet. :>~

wwas blowwin up the wworld wworth it for access to minecraft i say yes

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becau5 altern1a suck5 5o you guy5 cann't have n1ce th1nngs.

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D --> Strike while the iron is hot D --> Mic wiles spawn ironic shot D --> Rhyme style like it's poetic- not

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D --> B100screen like a noble's dashboard D --> Pristine like a mythril broadsword

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D --> Shattered disc fragments D --> Hardrive % Magnets D --> Data stored cannot be restored D --> Boot in Safe mode dispose the payload D --> Missing no. Like NAN-woes D --> RAM hot and fan blows

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D --> Is it aiding gators

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D --> Why do humans call this drink gator aid

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>> that'ડ not how ¡t'ડ ડpe11ed ¡ th¡nk but actua11y ¡'m not ડure e¡ther,,,,

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D --> Boiling leaves, calming brews D --> Highb100d needs, burning b100

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D --> As my dwellings are remote I do not think this will be an issue but abstain from showing up to my door uninvited for the few hours, the area may be radioactive

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D --> What is there to gain by crudely writing your pupa-like confession on an anonymous public forum what do you stand to gain

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It's the coward's way out!!!!!!!!

|--[ it's eAsier when yOu dOn't hAve tO AttAch yOur nAme tO it. ]-->

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LET THEM BE SILLY !!

↗️LITERALLY A TACTICAL MISGIVING. LET ME SACRIFICE THE CLOUT OF MY OWN SORDID CONFESSIONS TO GAIN THE MASK OF ANONYMITY, AS IF THAT IS WORTH THE LOSS OF INTERNET POINTS AND DIRECTLY CONFLATED ATTENTION.↗️ ↘️fat chance.↘️ ↗️COMPLETELY INCOMPREHENSIBLE.↗️ ↘️literally stupid.↘️

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D --> Highb100d I am sure you will come to this conc100sion on your own due to your standing compared to mine but the small relief given by shouting in to an empty room will not translate to actually propositioning them. It is a vacant action

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D --> Not only that but you learn nothing from it, it is less than wiggler steps somehow

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D --> I hit that #substence pen but did not %pect the ejected vapor to be so plentiful

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D --> Do not call me baby we are not even acquainted

You may get a visit from the hatman

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D --> Is this holiday really this closely coveted by humankind

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D --> Must I really hit this pen

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DON’T QUESTION YOUR ORDERS.

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D --> Ok