♠ hated by @centaursTesticle
tHAT'S WHAT LANDED eQUIUS IN JAIL,
Can you imagine anything more ill-fated.
၄⋆၃ reminder that its not "beating a dead hoofbeast" IF ITS STILL FUXKING TWITXHING SHOUT POLE IT TWITXHED IM NOT XRAZY IM NOTTTTT #beatingadeadhoofbeast #itsaphraseequiusesimnotbeatinghoofbeasts
(=｀ω´=) < _I'M_ NOT THE ONE IMPLYING ANYTHING! I'M JUST BEING CLAWNEST AND POINTING IT OUT!!!
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
Damn. I knew this was like a weird hub spot for freaky aliens but wow you guys use some weird words. Dope as hell honestly. Good for you guys. I like your funny words little magic men in my computer.
G...good boy?
lets kill the horse finn
｢ojoupone-chan... megane-san feels...｣ ｢(￣з￣) *leans in*｣
｢(；｀∀´) s-surgery!?! (； ･`ω･´) g-gyah... megane-san, ojoupone-chan might really be out of your league! (；`・ω・) if she's really this atama ī, she'll nyever go for a guy like you!!｣ ｢k-kyah! (;｀･ω･)ﾉ n-nyo, megane-san! don't think like that!! impress her with your choto sugoi skillz, show her you mean shigoto!｣ ｢(* ´ ▽ ` *) *ahems*｣ ｢( -∀・) nyathing would be inappropriate for you to wear, ojoupone-chan! (*^-^*) if megane-san was sickies and ojoupone-chan came to him as a smexy kankoshi... (ФωФ) megane-san wouldn't be focused on her clothes...｣ ｢kekekeke~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atam means smart! ( ＾ω＾ ) megane-san's skillz are choto sugoi, meaning supa wowee! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) shigoto means bizness.( ´・∀・｀) kankoshi means nurse~]
[|||] liiike twice the siiize of a drooone or laaarger
Horses do NOT like it when you do frontflips for them
｢megane-san is releasing... (´～｀) a public shazai...｣ ｢*clears throat*｣ ｢(´_ゝ｀) nē nē minasan, gomenne!! (-_-;) when megane-san called eri-chan a femboi, he didn't knyow eri-chan was actually...｣ ｢ke...｣ ｢keke....｣ ｢kekekeke!!!!! (ФωФ)｣ ｢･｡ﾟOPPAI NO AKUMA!!!!･｡ﾟ Σ(・∀・)｣ ｢KEKEKEKEKE!!!!~ megane-san's kirihorno is tingling!~ chikuchikusuru, ahhhn~~ (ФωФ) megane-san knyows nyow exxxactly what type of kyutiegirl eri-chan is, she's nyo femboi at all! (*￣∇￣)ノ this #waifuification is entering supa special mode gear 3!! (*ゝω･*) eri-chan @caligulaAscendit asked herself, andddd~ kekeke, eri-chan wants to play with pone-chan @centaursTurmoil ... (ФωФ) nnnggh~~ megane-san spent all nighto thinking about how eri-chan and pone-chan would...｣ ｢hfff~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)｣ ｢frolick~~☆｣ ｢kyah! (；・∀・) a-anyway! eri-chan is a real himedere! (*￣∇￣)ノ she let's you knyow exactly who she is, and her presence commands the block! (*ゝω･*) one might assume this type of kyutie wears lacy pantsu, byutttt~ fufufufu! (*´ﾉ∀`*) megane-san knyows for sure that she wears striped pantsu, with nyo bows! (*´▽｀)v eri-chan's immaturity is part of her kyutiecharm! (* ´ ▽ ` *) if kyu want her in your harem, you have to play her gameu her way!｣ ｢kekeke~...｣ ｢or at least pretend to... (ФωФ)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS #SUGGESTIVE AND #NSFW #FETISH CONTENT!! (ФωФ) DEAD HATO INSIDE! (ФωФ) shazai means apology. gomen, everynyan! (ﾟーﾟ*) megane-san made a mistake... gomen means so sowwy (ＴДＴ ) oppai no kuma means (*´∀｀)ﾉ beast of the breast! (*＞∇＜)ﾉ kyaaahh~! isn't dat kyool!?! megane-san made this title himself, eri-chan's special nickname for (ФωФ) special cupetime, keke~ ☆ a himedere is a gyirl who acts like a princess! regal and exxxtreme, these kyuties command the room with their kyutiekyutikyuwerful gaze! (´ﾟдﾟ｀) they're as demanding as they are kawaii, byuttt~ (゜∀。) under all that entitlement is a kyutiegirl who just wuvs her senpai all the same! (*^ー^)ノ striped pantsu represent a sense of blossoming immaturity in a gyirl, an innocence that underlies eri-chan's persona! (*^ーﾟ) maybe eri-chan has dark colored stripies... (ФωФ) and frilly accents... (*´▽｀) to show her husbando that she can handle herself, even if she was hatched bashful!!! (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ megane-san bets pone-chan takes gud care of them when she does the washies...]
damn dude i mean i guess that makes sense people do be out here lying and shit but like thats crazy having to give up a blood sample to get registered somewhere on a digital space when like the whole point of a space being digital is the fact that you can spoof yourself to be whoever you want to be while also sort of avoiding the consequences of being that person
Magnets. How do they work?
D --> It feels somewhat more intimidating to know someone will 100k at me in the servants dress with their gander bulbs in person, as opposed to through a screen obscuring my real form D --> I am not sure if I can do this, it is awfully tight and disgustingly obscene #boysnight
'highblouoouod cent.tered' 'highblouoouod cent.tered' yeah well maybe t.they shououwuld cent.ter me ouon t.their dick
◯ ☽ ◑ Are We Enj●ying The Night? ◐ ❨ ◯
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
but theyre cute
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah im a rapper and i like to rap eat candy call that a wrapper and i unwrap my wrapper of candy yeah #lyricposting
W.o°rdle hint m.o°st imp.o°rtant thing
I have a bit Of a cOnfeSSiOn. One time I waS brOuGht tO Life anD then trieD tO kiLL everyOne in the faciLity within picOSecOnDS
DON’T QUESTION YOUR ORDERS.
s0 it was musclebeast er0tica, g0t it.
Get back to work.
history channel trust me its the only mildly interestin thing on there
Heres a tip: lose the shirt!
quit lying man youre harshing my vwibe here
#AMPORACOIN FUCK YEAH
post vworkout pic. wvho wvant me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/496af3682ce7.png
can we kill equius for the pity reacts...
I don't make the rules, bro. What I make is fat stacks of cash and simple observations of fact. Do you feel it, festering within and pounding behind your temples? This nauseous shame will mark the rest of your life. Don't get scared.
You're tainted forever now.
party time baby
muscles are s0 0verrated
V3G3T4BL3S, 4PP4R3NTLY. 1M NOT 4 HOPB34ST 1M NOT GO1NG TO 34T L34V3S OFF TH3 GROUND
i alwways kneww you wwerent natty
Speaking of breakfast. ♥ - The whole shebang. Eggs, bacon and sausage, toast, hash browns, pancakes/waffles. ♠ - The Continental. Pastries, yogurt, fruit, coffee, juice. ♦ - All the bacon and eggs. All of them. Bankrupt the kitchen. ♣ - No breakfast, like a dimwit.