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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
- Haha, aw, bro! Your mmix of concern and encouragemment is mmore than enough to put somme pep into mmy trot-fling before I get to Handling mmy night! 😁😁 Don't worry. LOL! I'll be careful with any Big Boss above teal, K? 😆😆 - And mmaybe don't keep talking about mmy "smmall and pliable body" like that, dude, or else I'll start getting that strange, unclockable feeling in mmy pummp bladder again. LOL! 🤣🤣🤣 Let mme know if you're looking for mmore security Jobs, olivebro!
tell me how does a girl like me get into you? https://i.ibb.co/lhzzc9xk/untitled391-20260514202147.png #nsfw #suggestive #needaproducerplz
AAAAALRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! TONIGHT WE DROP THE OFFICIAL ROSTER OF THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERNATIONAL
My pals are crazy! Everyones off their rocker and zanier than all get out. One nut short of a christmas fruitcake with all the fixings. Its just you and me left uncrazy in this doggone world and frankly... im starting to get my doubts about you.
#flatfuckfriday #beetleposting #bugposting species: red flat bark beetle. https://inaturalist-open-data.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/6045027/large.jpg
Ive been cutting it up with a bunch of ragtime mortal fellas and its one of their birthdays today! We went out to eat (for #fajitafriday) on MY dime of course but when i had our tableside missy jot down my order he started pitching a western?? Going on about how could i have the nards to order sizzling fajitas on his big day. I dont understand. Im not stealing your thunder zeus im just getting my grub on.
yes chittr deserves more (not because i like clods attention) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53f519a984bf.jpeg #nsfw #demure
♰ im ready to take appointments :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca7c54c2ff67.png #nsfw ♰
Ehm... Botanical journal entry..number one... (' . ' ❀) I like to walk around in the forest I live in allot... I always find such lovely plants to study and observe...(^ . ^ ❀) This time...I found a pretty field...full of midas's touch blooms... They get their name because of their gold... yellow like hues... and due to them being parasitic flowers... that will turn all other flowers into their same yellow hue with time... (^ o ^ ❀) I'm so happy to be lucky enough... to have found a field that hasn't been fully overtaken yet... the white flowers are common milkpock flowers...they're known for how..easy they are to grow...and their weird scent of milk... (^ . ^ ❀) #BotanicalJournal#1 https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philox%20forest%20picture.png
Botanical journal entry...number 2..! (^ . ^ ❀) This one... isn't one you can find all to often...due to climate change and heavy stripping...of its resources...the Somnambulia Penumbralis is now a very...very rare find... (ó . ò ❀) I am fortunate...that I live in a forest with... so much biodiversity...it allows me to find such beautiful...rare finds such as this one.. (^ . ^ ❀) The Somnambulia Penumbralis... is sought after...for its sleep inducing blooms.... it is... however very fickle...only blooming if conditions are met... on the grass before its roots are slowly rotting former blooms...at this stage... they're deadly... (^ o ^ ❀) Consumption.. of its old blooms will result, in what many call... "a forever slumber" but...really you just die...(^ . ^ ❀) If eaten before the rotting process... can help many that suffer from insomnia... (^ . ^ ❀) #botanicalJournal https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/somnambulia.png
Like this post if you consider yourself an extremely forgettable member of the Chittr userbase to be entered into a random undisclosed lottery. Real nobodies only.
Well thats on me for picking your brains. I went to the nut house and expected them to serve me anything but pecans and cashews! Dummy!
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ROOTING FOR YOU!!!! WHOOOT!!!
Keen to learn that a lot of you folks need to be watching your head when you walk through low doorways! Or even average sized doorways. Hells bells and whistles it wouldnt hurt for you guys to see someone about fishing your heads out of the clouds. Im extending an honorable hand to folks a similarly heighted ilk as myself! Being five foot eleven inches is NO small feat. Plus its all about what you do with it anywho.
O-> Craving.... Casual Co+mpany.
You Are Fine? Genuinely
It Means Its Nothing You Need To Worry About To Ensure The Quality Of Your Evening So Stop Worrying About It Okay
[if i were able to caption this without a riddle i would say "with the fam" but as i am uncapable of doing that this post is captionless what a sad world we live in anyways! does a silly giggle] https://i.ibb.co/Q7f0bqd1/image-2026-04-08-032236363.png
>([it aint muc# but its #onest work] >([ #bulgepic #nsfw ] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/07fcd267f877.png]
A small peek of the action before the show fires up! 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57a70ec34dcb.png
#OilingUp.
Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png
Oh my word... my socks have been knocked CLEAN OFF. After a sparse bit of back and forthing with a few internet compatriots i managed to get my declawed mits on the frisky kittyfray known as AVATAR 2. After *many* a year of being primed on my haunches for a follow up to the groundbreaking original flick this helpful nugget of AWESOME has been delivered to me upon a silver tray and i had myself an absolute chow down on that *feast*. My bro can attest to the teter of my rump on the edge of my seat (couch UNDER me) as i poured myself wholeheartedly into the screen. Where to even start. The metkayina. Bro... flawless work. Their elegance cannot be undertapped because that potential is MASSIVE. Ronal might be the cream of the crop with her spicy tude and nigh perpetually popped hip but none hold a candle to the great neytiris return to the silver screen! The way my main man jake (no relation) talked down on her was hellishly unbefitting of a gentleman of his ilk but all couples have quarrels and i have faith this will resolve in due time as they build their family and reconstruct the wreckage of their lives. That spider guy is REALLY something... Anywho!!! Cannot wait until avatar 3!! I hope they get on it soon!
I Am Very Happy For You
I was twirling my tropical bevvys silly decorative umbrella in hand and the butlers that lined the block spoke so highly of you that it left me slackjawed and giddy!
I went to care about you island and everyone who ever met you was there!
My bottom lip may be busted to high heavens from the likes of his surprise uppercut but another victory is mine! Thank you to all who attended and i guess to those who bought my personal belongings congratulations.
My shorts...
@goannasAcrimony Pistols will be released upon your signing of the legal waivers.
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
Hop on the website to place your bids when the item of your eye goes up. Or call the toll-free number 1-800-RUMBLEIDPP.
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
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hm. realized im depressed and miserable. #nothingfuckingnew
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OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
GUYS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE THIS I SAW A COOL bug IT WAS BROWN AND FLAT!
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A gentleman.
I also take a swig from my 40.
Whenever i get the pre-show jitters i always think of the folks at home and remember to give it my all! I deliver my coldest one two haymakers to my foes and its all for you out there in the audience...
Ill surely win with YOU on my side...
── ✦ VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D IN MY MENTI⚢NS ⚢N MY P⚢ST CRITICIZING TH⚢SE NEUTRAL AB⚢UT THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. F⚢RK F⚢UND IN KITCHEN AS TH⚢SE FREAKS SAY.
WANNA SEE ME TRAVEL IN TIME?
WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
Weve all been there!
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
I know thats right!
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.
Whoopsy daisies.
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
As my Mother loved me, so too do I love you all. I am truly blessed, and now I pass these blessings on to you.
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
Love your fellow troll as you do yourself, and if you do not love yourself, then know that I love you all the same. Blessings.
Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you.
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.
My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg
Maybe i should get into gardening but in a sort of masculine and boyish way.
I like all the other jakes on the block frankly i think im just kind of a swell guy.
Tune your stations and book your box seats! Were gearing up for a real *BRAWL* tonight man against man in a no holds barred wrestlefest thatll have your stache twisting your bowtie spinning your collar tugged and the lady on your arm saying *jeez* this is the cats meow!! The heel dirk strider prepares himself as we *speak* to receive a full course fisting. My knuckle sandwich will leave his guts muddled! This five finger knuckle shuffle knows only *ONE* place to call home.
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)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss
girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!
I sucked the plate straight off of that waiters hand!
Lunch tasted marvelous and even better because it was free.
Oh no im simply stating it outright! My fans on this site are bristling down to their bits for a cut of me and im plum enamored. Theyre just so dang sweet.
Daww. You always know how to make my day ikriom! You sure are a cut above the rest most likely even my number one fan.
I sure am thankful one and all to those who helped put me here. The only question becomes how to pay back all the little folk who keep me at my very best...
Jeez seeing all those felted fellas get on with each other all friendly like *does* make me feel bad for serving them up an open can of whoop ass that once.
i'm rank 5 so the album drops / good job everyone / i believed in you sll
Me and the bro had a brainstorming sesh for promotional material! Tune in and turn up because this stage is about to get HEATED. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aa9db29ba3d.jpg
NO FUCKING WAY BARACK OBAMA FOLLOWED ME ON CHITTR DOT COM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea76e94a8fb.png
I know youd never fib about who you are ikriom youre such a stand up guy.
AND THIS ONE GOES OUT, TO ALL THE HATERS. GET FUCKED AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/CBFCFD2768ED.PNG
TROLLJIMA?!
bastard isnt hØme tØ make me wØrk. i get tØ listen tØ my chemical quadrants 0u0
Thank You I Think
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Youre my numbero uno!
Hey now bucko no need to bust out the big words! Were all pals here this is simply friendly ribbery. :)
My PR team has advised me to remove my prior post. :(