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Finally, here we are with the discussion we last left off on. I should offer a 8rief refresher for those that missed last week’s. I investig8ted the difference 8etween harmful lies through gossip and the passing of inform8tion for the safety and integrity of the group. If you alone knew something that would 8e 8eneficial to come to the light of others, would you reveal it? Would you guilt yourself into 8elieving it is immoral and “gossiping”? Would you put your reput8tion on the line if it meant telling the truth, even if it appears that you are simply 8utting into some8ody else’s 8usiness? Now here’s another dilemma. How do we, as outsiders to the gossiper, determine if their reput8tion is worth thwarting? How do we find out if they are 8eing truthful and looking out for others, or if they themselves are the danger they speak of? Here is a comprehensive guide. Or, perhaps, not entirely comprehensive, 8ut I have learned a thing or two a8out how 8ehavior matches with one’s thoughts, 8ack when I used to use my mind so loosely and casually. Much of the determining factor lies in the dramatics. How do they speak on the topic, do they seem to 8e exagger8ting 8eyond the accepta8le story em8ellishments? Those that are coming to you with what they would refer to as “juicy gossip” or “tea” will often linger on the emotional judgement. They will emphasize the poor decisions of others, and read into parts of a situation they may know nothing a8out. Specul8tory discussions can 8e 8eneficial, 8ut too much of a good thing can always come at a detriment. You can most certainly look too far 8etween the lines, 8etween the 8etween the lines! They may accompany the aforementioned judgements with direct commentary on the person’s character. They may tear them down, lessen the perception of their value in general. Sometimes, they draw their conclusions into a8solutes. This is almost never an accurate portrayal, for any8ody. “They ALWAYS take too long to respond.” “They NEVER greet first.” This is pro8a8ly not factual. There are likely times that they have contradicted these a8solutes that are simply ignored and waived in the name of proving a point, or supporting an argument. It’s important that when making these discernments, you ask questions. The answer is not nearly as important as how they respond su8consciously. They may even 8e capa8le of retaining a calm, cool and collected demeanor, 8ut there are always tells. The shifting of the eyes, which direction they tend to look when they lie. Sometimes they will 8egin fiddling with their appearance passively. A little hair tuck here, an adjustment of jewelry, a smooth swipe over the 8row. Other times, it’s in their positioning. When some8ody is 8eing untruthful to me, and I know for a solid fact what the reality holds, I do sometimes attempt to dig deeper. It’s not 8ecause I want them to tell me the truth, or to manipul8te them into shame, I want to know their reason. Why lie? Perhaps they have a justifia8le or understanda8le reason. 8ut when I ask those questions, in order to get a glimpse into the cracks, the movement can even 8e so miniscule as a full 8ody tilt, a few degrees in the other direction. Of course, it is not realistic to say that every8ody can pay so much attention to these little cues. It comes easier to some. 8ut don’t worry! Any8ody can train themselves to 8ecome 8etter at understanding 8ody language 8eyond reading the most 8asic animalistic needs, such as who is an immediate threat, and who offers resources and comfort. There are o8viously some more forward signs of some8ody’s falsities. Those that get a kick out of it are the easiest to read. I don’t even have to decode their motivations! Oftentimes it just 8oils down to them not having anything 8etter to do. A lack of ho88ies and interests. Jealousy. If they seem excited 8y some8ody else’s misfortune without much reason, please take their words with a grain of salt, and avoid spreading such inform8tion until you can properly verify it. You will run your own reput8tion into the ground. Not only as a liar, 8ut as some8ody gulli8le enough to 8elieve anything they hear. Last 8ut not least, and certainly not all, ask yourself what this individual could come to gain 8y the downfall of another. This can 8e quite vague. The gain ranges from general dislike, and finding satisfaction in the failure of this person, or some other specific reasonings such as wishing to 8ecome their replacement. Whether that 8e in occup8tion, quadrants, social status, or some other contained environment where moral standing holds gre8t weight. Now, I know this leaves the question. Well I now know how to tell if some8ody is 8eing a 8acksta88ing 8astard, 8ut how can I ensure that they have positive intent? How do I know if their words hold enough truth to warrant taking it to the group? Well, the most o8vious answer would 8e in what they are trying to protect from this person’s carelessness. What are they really worried a8out? They should 8egin 8y expressing concern. May8e they are looking out for your health, safety, financial wealth, or emotional st8te. This should come along with specific details and examples that draw the conclusion where it may affect more than what has already 8een affected. Another contrasting element would 8e the dramatics again, or lack thereof. If they are purely expressing their concern through their warning or “gossip”, there will 8e practically no dramatics. Perhaps something more akin to panic, 8ut they will 8e more focused on getting the cold hard facts down on the ta8le, rather than specul8ting or making a huge scene. They may pull you aside priv8tely and speak quietly. And again, addressing the questioning. You should test their reactions 8y asking things such as, “How did you find out? Have you talked to them a8out it?” There should 8e almost no defensiveness. They should admit if they do not know a part of the whole situation without applying their own guesswork or treating the question as if it is an invitation to make assumptions. When some8ody is acting out of earnest concern, their 8ody will tell as well. They may gesture openly with their hands and arms, as opposed to the closed off posture of some8ody trying to convince you that fantasy is reality. Eye contact is a tricky one. I am aware that many people struggle with direct eye contact, 8ut vigilant avoidance is much more noticea8le and unnerving than simply staring at one thing in their focus. It is important to note that these tells are only small fragments of what you would take into account overall during the interaction. One may 8e defensive a8out questioning due to their own insecurity, assuming that you do not trust them. They might take it personally. I have had this happen quite a lot, honestly. People love to guard their validity 8efore proving it, or lack the a8ility to consider that may8e I am asking simply 8ecause I am interested? I am not sure why that’s so hard to understand. 8ut that’s not what I’m here to discuss. In the end, all I must say is that you can only use so much from the surface as a point of reference to verify some8ody’s intentions. You must always question their motivations at the very least, and of course apply pre-existing knowledge on their 8aseline mannerisms 8efore you jump to your own conclusions on the matter. May8e they mix the story up 8ecause they are forgetful! 8ut they gain nothing from spreading such inform8tion. Perhaps then, you should heed their warning, investig8te further, and warn your companions to prevent further damage. I am aware that the majority of this comes as second nature for most, or that it is text8ook information. 8ut my purpose for relaying it here is to just spread the knowledge for those that would not seek it out themselves, or may not trust their instincts on things that they have already noticed and 8rushed off! If you have any suggestions for future topics, feel free to leave a comment, a direct message, or an anonymous su8mission to my ask 8ox. ::::) #MindfangMusings

While the l.o°ss .o°f the carb.o°nated feel is great and felt there is certainly much t.o° be gained fr.o°m freezing s.o°das int.o° what I am g.o°ing t.o° call a "carb.o°nated beverage-sicle"" f.o°r the sake .o°f arggugment just freezing a juice .o°r s.o°me such gets an ice chunk but the sugar and carb.o°nated aspects ensure the fr.o°zen s.o°da pr.o°duct is s.o°lid en.o°ugh t.o° n.o°t be liquid but is able t.o° be attacked and crunched at

࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Back in the day if you didnt have a fella in your corner to help tug your train down the line you were just called a regular ol johnny pervert and left to your own devices. #suggestive

I... like it in here... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c16099b5124b.png

࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH GET FOURKED!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Having a good one with the friendly fisherman himself @goannasAcrimony ! One sip of ikriom juice (aqua freskriom) and my dude goes buck wild haha cant take him anywhere. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2a57c94059bc.png

Do you folks think i could eat a 28 inch diameter pizza.

Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...

Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.

࣪⊹₊˚{ WOWWWW!!!! DEPTHSPERATE FOUR MY ATTENTION MUCH???? WELL NOWWWW YOUVE FINALLY GOT IT ALLLL TO YOUR FOAMSOME LONESOME!!!! }@д@{ }@д@{ }@д@{ }@д@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

- Yes... I DID get stuck in the supply closet for a wipe. 🤣🤣 But I was still able to do mmy Job in there with enough Efficacy that literally no one even fr**king noticed. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆👍 THANKS GUYS.

࣪⊹₊˚{ soooo.... who missed me the most while i was taking my 72 hour beauty nap? }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ {hint four you: the right answer could net you HICAPOINTS!!!!} }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ im reposting my pic from last wipes #maidmonday.... }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i just didnt have time four a photoshoot during my nap! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ CLAMS!!!! }*7*{ if youre fish punning then that means you were moaning at ME then! right???? right! #nsfw #helovess+ #whatapervertabrate!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ ORCAYYYY YOU DIDNT HAVE TO PUT IT LIKE THAT MR FIN IN MOUTH SYNDROME \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ you KNOWWWW that language is LOADED!!!! + youre still using it to try + get my seagoat!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ you LIKE it on a public fourum! }>7<{ thats why you keep taking my hate bait! LIKE A LITTLE F⟡⟡⟡IE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ {throws the ⟡⟡⟡⟡⟡⟡ at you instead} }6u6\{ oops! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ i know this is like, a roleplay thing but HONESTLYYYY when is it gonna be my 14 minute break???? }*A*{ }*A*{ #maidmonday #deepmaids #osharkcompliance #stanmaid }˚₊⊹ ࣪

for your dog that is.

#FlanFriday We begin our journey at possibly the greatest diversion from your pedestrian expectations. The Flan Pâtissie, or Flan Parisien. Baptized not in the cool water of her bain-marie, but by flame. The ratio of the French custard is such that the cream may bake without curdling or splitting under direct heat. Most commonly mistaken for the Basque Cheesecake, she bears a dark, caramelized topmost layer. What may surprise the amateurs among you is that the Flan Parisien is set inside a crust, whereas the Basque Cheesecake IS NOT. More to the median experience is the traditional Crème Caramel, with her thin, glossy, plate-filling liquid sugar coating. Certain regional variations may err lighter or richer depending on the type of milk used in production, but all in all, she simmers in a warm water bath for a considerable spell as is required of her delicate nature. It is worth noting that the Flan Parisien, while providing more textural variety with its flaky crust, lacks the liquid caramel coating of the traditional Crème entirely, which I find utterly depressing. The answer to both these deficiencies arrives in the Chocoflan- or the Pastel Impossible, as known in some circles. BOTH the batter of the dense, spongy bottom chocolate cake layer AND the custard are inlaid simultaneously without care into the pan. During baking, the gradient of custard to cake arranges itself beautifully top-to-bottom. Its singular shortfall is that the caramel (which I encourage you to add) must be baked separately, OR substituted for a thicker, altered formula. Dulce de leche is a common replacement topping, and a welcome one at that. Although this intrepid baker has NO qualms with a dark cocoa sponge absorbing spoonfuls of toasty liquid caramel. Happy Flan Friday, and Happy Baking to you!

- Great! 👏😀 The Stutids are doing fr**kall, as per usual. FANTASTC Job, everyone! 😁

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Dont dog the potion until youve howled at the moon at least once.

For the win!!

- NGL. This? This was mmuch needed for the light. LOL. 🤣🤣😆😆😪😪 #HandlingMyZzzs

- Wow

- When I'mm in the jar nothing can hurt mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing bad can'd happen to mme - When I'mm in the jar nothing is going to shake mmy jar #PickleAffirmmations

- Ladies and germms of Chittr. It looks like SOMEONE'S hit the fr**king jackpot. 😏😏

- Hey. You. Yeah, you. Need a Hand? 😆😆

I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!

- aI can';t take it anymmore I can't talke it I camm't 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

- Hey, all. I had this really WEIRD dreamm. 🤣🤣🤣 - Picture mme: I'mm down underground... you know. 😏 In a scary crypt of sorts. Probably just hanging out. 😆😆 But I see somme huge, powerful being standing like a tower before mme. 😲 - For somme reason, I know it's speaking to mme in this weird language that only we can understand. And it says: "You are what they are reborn as if they cannot becomme a lotus flower." 😦😦🪷🪷🪷❔❔ - What did she mmean by this? #ConfusedLOL #InAPickle

- Oops! Haha, look at this ENTIRELY CANDID picture of mme that @oleanderSupernova mmanaged to snag earlier, fromm right after I fell! 😅 Now... how in the mmetrically-mmeasured heck did she mmanage to do that? LOL! What lucky timming! 😆😆🤣 - I still have no idea how this happened. But one thing's for sure. You know wommen, folks? Yeah. 🙂↕️ They sure can get the Job done. 😌😌 #SittingMyNubsDown #AndListening - https://i.ibb.co/HfRb9qGC/Mintyl.png

#rumble #rumblenight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be557e5415e2.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

@golgothasTerror @handMaid @archiveAddict #rumble https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76bcdc0879f3.png https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

Glad y'all enjoyed the appetizer. Now we begin the main course. #rumble https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch

maid vs maid livefeed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e8f4146822.png #jakedirk #rumbleindapumpkinpatch

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d79cc529c12.png you are not ready but you wwill havve to be #thursday #rumble #itscoming #returnoftheprince

Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif

- Haha, aw, bro! Your mmix of concern and encouragemment is mmore than enough to put somme pep into mmy trot-fling before I get to Handling mmy night! 😁😁 Don't worry. LOL! I'll be careful with any Big Boss above teal, K? 😆😆 - And mmaybe don't keep talking about mmy "smmall and pliable body" like that, dude, or else I'll start getting that strange, unclockable feeling in mmy pummp bladder again. LOL! 🤣🤣🤣 Let mme know if you're looking for mmore security Jobs, olivebro!

tell me how does a girl like me get into you? https://i.ibb.co/lhzzc9xk/untitled391-20260514202147.png #nsfw #suggestive #needaproducerplz
AAAAALRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! TONIGHT WE DROP THE OFFICIAL ROSTER OF THE NEXT SEASON OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAAAAAND! #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERNATIONAL

My pals are crazy! Everyones off their rocker and zanier than all get out. One nut short of a christmas fruitcake with all the fixings. Its just you and me left uncrazy in this doggone world and frankly... im starting to get my doubts about you.

#flatfuckfriday #beetleposting #bugposting species: red flat bark beetle. https://inaturalist-open-data.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/6045027/large.jpg

Ive been cutting it up with a bunch of ragtime mortal fellas and its one of their birthdays today! We went out to eat (for #fajitafriday) on MY dime of course but when i had our tableside missy jot down my order he started pitching a western?? Going on about how could i have the nards to order sizzling fajitas on his big day. I dont understand. Im not stealing your thunder zeus im just getting my grub on.
yes chittr deserves more (not because i like clods attention) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53f519a984bf.jpeg #nsfw #demure

♰ im ready to take appointments :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca7c54c2ff67.png #nsfw ♰
Ehm... Botanical journal entry..number one... (' . ' ❀) I like to walk around in the forest I live in allot... I always find such lovely plants to study and observe...(^ . ^ ❀) This time...I found a pretty field...full of midas's touch blooms... They get their name because of their gold... yellow like hues... and due to them being parasitic flowers... that will turn all other flowers into their same yellow hue with time... (^ o ^ ❀) I'm so happy to be lucky enough... to have found a field that hasn't been fully overtaken yet... the white flowers are common milkpock flowers...they're known for how..easy they are to grow...and their weird scent of milk... (^ . ^ ❀) #BotanicalJournal#1 https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philox%20forest%20picture.png
Botanical journal entry...number 2..! (^ . ^ ❀) This one... isn't one you can find all to often...due to climate change and heavy stripping...of its resources...the Somnambulia Penumbralis is now a very...very rare find... (ó . ò ❀) I am fortunate...that I live in a forest with... so much biodiversity...it allows me to find such beautiful...rare finds such as this one.. (^ . ^ ❀) The Somnambulia Penumbralis... is sought after...for its sleep inducing blooms.... it is... however very fickle...only blooming if conditions are met... on the grass before its roots are slowly rotting former blooms...at this stage... they're deadly... (^ o ^ ❀) Consumption.. of its old blooms will result, in what many call... "a forever slumber" but...really you just die...(^ . ^ ❀) If eaten before the rotting process... can help many that suffer from insomnia... (^ . ^ ❀) #botanicalJournal https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/somnambulia.png

Like this post if you consider yourself an extremely forgettable member of the Chittr userbase to be entered into a random undisclosed lottery. Real nobodies only.

Well thats on me for picking your brains. I went to the nut house and expected them to serve me anything but pecans and cashews! Dummy!

࣪⊹₊˚{ tell me im pretty. or else! }^u^{ }⟡u⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/zH7yq7CX/4-26-26-cari-crop2.png https://i.ibb.co/7J5DQt1m/4-26-26-cari-crop3.png https://i.ibb.co/JRvQQFZx/4-26-26-cari.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪

ROOTING FOR YOU!!!! WHOOOT!!!

Keen to learn that a lot of you folks need to be watching your head when you walk through low doorways! Or even average sized doorways. Hells bells and whistles it wouldnt hurt for you guys to see someone about fishing your heads out of the clouds. Im extending an honorable hand to folks a similarly heighted ilk as myself! Being five foot eleven inches is NO small feat. Plus its all about what you do with it anywho.
[if i were able to caption this without a riddle i would say "with the fam" but as i am uncapable of doing that this post is captionless what a sad world we live in anyways! does a silly giggle] https://i.ibb.co/Q7f0bqd1/image-2026-04-08-032236363.png
>([it aint muc# but its #onest work] >([ #bulgepic #nsfw ] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/07fcd267f877.png]

A small peek of the action before the show fires up! 🔫🔫;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/57a70ec34dcb.png

#OilingUp.

Tonights action was off the chain!! If you missed three handsome fellas getting handsy on the big screen youre in luck! This triple feature is fit to be packaged and sold on a bro to bro level. Direct yourself to the inbox of my wrastlepal @timaeusTestified#0414 and sink your digs in PROMPTLY. Limited edition! ( Sorry to the sore loser @caligulasAquarium ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c82002737785.jpg
I DO THIS FOR THE LOWBLOODS, THE MIDBLOODS, EVERY CASTE THAT NEEDS ME. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/644710206dd9.png

Oh my word... my socks have been knocked CLEAN OFF. After a sparse bit of back and forthing with a few internet compatriots i managed to get my declawed mits on the frisky kittyfray known as AVATAR 2. After *many* a year of being primed on my haunches for a follow up to the groundbreaking original flick this helpful nugget of AWESOME has been delivered to me upon a silver tray and i had myself an absolute chow down on that *feast*. My bro can attest to the teter of my rump on the edge of my seat (couch UNDER me) as i poured myself wholeheartedly into the screen. Where to even start. The metkayina. Bro... flawless work. Their elegance cannot be undertapped because that potential is MASSIVE. Ronal might be the cream of the crop with her spicy tude and nigh perpetually popped hip but none hold a candle to the great neytiris return to the silver screen! The way my main man jake (no relation) talked down on her was hellishly unbefitting of a gentleman of his ilk but all couples have quarrels and i have faith this will resolve in due time as they build their family and reconstruct the wreckage of their lives. That spider guy is REALLY something... Anywho!!! Cannot wait until avatar 3!! I hope they get on it soon!

I was twirling my tropical bevvys silly decorative umbrella in hand and the butlers that lined the block spoke so highly of you that it left me slackjawed and giddy!

I went to care about you island and everyone who ever met you was there!

My bottom lip may be busted to high heavens from the likes of his surprise uppercut but another victory is mine! Thank you to all who attended and i guess to those who bought my personal belongings congratulations.

My shorts...

@goannasAcrimony Pistols will be released upon your signing of the legal waivers.

Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.

Hop on the website to place your bids when the item of your eye goes up. Or call the toll-free number 1-800-RUMBLEIDPP.

Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png

SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg

hm. realized im depressed and miserable. #nothingfuckingnew

LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png

GUYS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE THIS I SAW A COOL bug IT WAS BROWN AND FLAT!
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A gentleman.

I also take a swig from my 40.

Whenever i get the pre-show jitters i always think of the folks at home and remember to give it my all! I deliver my coldest one two haymakers to my foes and its all for you out there in the audience...

Ill surely win with YOU on my side...
── ✦ VI⚢LETBL⚢⚢D IN MY MENTI⚢NS ⚢N MY P⚢ST CRITICIZING TH⚢SE NEUTRAL AB⚢UT THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. F⚢RK F⚢UND IN KITCHEN AS TH⚢SE FREAKS SAY.

WANNA SEE ME TRAVEL IN TIME?

WANNA SEE ME DO IT AGAIN?
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.

Weve all been there!
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.

I know thats right!
The authorities are posted up on every corner. I'm wanted for the cold-blooded annihilation of a submarine sandwich.

Whoopsy daisies.
Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the night's own trouble be sufficient for the night.
As my Mother loved me, so too do I love you all. I am truly blessed, and now I pass these blessings on to you.
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
Love your fellow troll as you do yourself, and if you do not love yourself, then know that I love you all the same. Blessings.
Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you.

#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)

I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.

My biggest supporter remains my biggest hater to keep me humble and balanced yet another top plan executed by my bro. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f11bd87364fa.jpg

Maybe i should get into gardening but in a sort of masculine and boyish way.

I like all the other jakes on the block frankly i think im just kind of a swell guy.

Tune your stations and book your box seats! Were gearing up for a real *BRAWL* tonight man against man in a no holds barred wrestlefest thatll have your stache twisting your bowtie spinning your collar tugged and the lady on your arm saying *jeez* this is the cats meow!! The heel dirk strider prepares himself as we *speak* to receive a full course fisting. My knuckle sandwich will leave his guts muddled! This five finger knuckle shuffle knows only *ONE* place to call home.
)(iC threat in Earth F has officially been neutralized. no remaining parts of her rule is left, alongside other governmental officials affiliated with her. this timeline is now certified hemocaste-system-free. rest in piss

girls on this site be posting their spheres! i love it! boys next please haha!

I sucked the plate straight off of that waiters hand!

Lunch tasted marvelous and even better because it was free.

Oh no im simply stating it outright! My fans on this site are bristling down to their bits for a cut of me and im plum enamored. Theyre just so dang sweet.

Daww. You always know how to make my day ikriom! You sure are a cut above the rest most likely even my number one fan.

I sure am thankful one and all to those who helped put me here. The only question becomes how to pay back all the little folk who keep me at my very best...

Jeez seeing all those felted fellas get on with each other all friendly like *does* make me feel bad for serving them up an open can of whoop ass that once.

i'm rank 5 so the album drops / good job everyone / i believed in you sll

Me and the bro had a brainstorming sesh for promotional material! Tune in and turn up because this stage is about to get HEATED. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aa9db29ba3d.jpg

I know youd never fib about who you are ikriom youre such a stand up guy.

TROLLJIMA?!

Youre my numbero uno!

Hey now bucko no need to bust out the big words! Were all pals here this is simply friendly ribbery. :)

My PR team has advised me to remove my prior post. :(















