
Ikriom Trecal
@goannasAcrimony
<-|--|~~ Social problem-Solver-for-hire, fiShing enthuSiaSt, and jake engliSh fan. SeadwellerS, SaltbreatherS, abySS-whiSpererS, and imperial nookhufferS MIND YOURSELVES.

Oh my word... my socks have been knocked CLEAN OFF. After a sparse bit of back and forthing with a few internet compatriots i managed to get my declawed mits on the frisky kittyfray known as AVATAR 2. After *many* a year of being primed on my haunches for a follow up to the groundbreaking original flick this helpful nugget of AWESOME has been delivered to me upon a silver tray and i had myself an absolute chow down on that *feast*. My bro can attest to the teter of my rump on the edge of my seat (couch UNDER me) as i poured myself wholeheartedly into the screen. Where to even start. The metkayina. Bro... flawless work. Their elegance cannot be undertapped because that potential is MASSIVE. Ronal might be the cream of the crop with her spicy tude and nigh perpetually popped hip but none hold a candle to the great neytiris return to the silver screen! The way my main man jake (no relation) talked down on her was hellishly unbefitting of a gentleman of his ilk but all couples have quarrels and i have faith this will resolve in due time as they build their family and reconstruct the wreckage of their lives. That spider guy is REALLY something... Anywho!!! Cannot wait until avatar 3!! I hope they get on it soon!
confession #6: I feel like Jane is lowkey bisexual but in a weird way. Jake English serves guy who identifies as whatever the gender of his partner at the time makes him. Roxy Lalonde serves “your dad’s friend who is supportive of gay people but she’s lowkey a little bit ahead of the times and shit, and everyone loves her” type of straight. Dirk Strider is not part of this conversation because I want him fed to the meat machine.
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.

=( Hello, Chittr. I apologize for my lack of presence this evening, I was preoccupied the entire night. Have we all been having a pleasant evening? )

SPECTACULAR... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35e05037a815.jpg
<-|--|~~ EVERYBODY STREAM RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH.

LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
── ✦ HAS ANY ⚢THER ACTIVIST C⚢INED A TERM THAT IS BETTER F⚢R REFERRING T⚢ US "L⚢W"BL⚢⚢DS? IT FEELS INSULTING T⚢ C⚢NTINU⚢USLY REFER T⚢ ⚢URSELVES ⚢VER AND ⚢VER AGAIN AS L⚢WER THAN EVERY⚢NE ELSE WITHIN C⚢NVERSATI⚢NS AB⚢UT LIBERATI⚢N. IS THERE A BETTER TERM?
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<-|--|~~ got a flavor diSc coming, got a big jug of ikriom juice, got thiS couch under me and now i'm ready for DA RUMBLE.
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.

#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.










