Ikriom Trecal
@goannasAcrimony
<-|--|~~ enforcer for hire. revolutionary hiStory, fiShing, and rumble enthuSiaSt. SeadwellerS do not interact.
<-|--|~~ RUMBLE IS BACK.
[The somewhat grainy recording opens up with a troll’s face nearly taking up the entire frame. He affixes the camera with an extraordinarily intense stare for a few seconds before backing up a bit, revealing a hulking frame and bandages wound snugly about his thick neck. The hive block he’s in is sparsely decorated and somewhat small, with the only notable fixture being a small shrine situated beneath a pair of pistols mounted upon the wall. The large troll takes a deep breath before speaking, never blinking.] "My name is Ikriom Trecal and this is my audition tape for Total Drama Island. If you seek unrelenting brutality and tenacity to enthrall and entertain, then look now further. I will claw and rend my way to the apex of this competition." [The troll takes a deep breath, swallowing thickly.] "I have long been inspired by the stories of the revolutionaries of old Alternia and the exploits of the legendary Page of Hope. This will be my inaugural journey into the blinding realm of reality entertainment. There I shall demonstrate the visceral clarity of purpose that will blaze my path to the summit of victory. And there I shall etch my name into the annals of history just as the fighters preceding me have." [The troll reaches for something off-screen, never taking his eyes off the camera. He reveals the object, a collection of what appears to be dried-out fins, mostly drained of color and retaining only a pale shade of violet around their ragged bases. A few piercings glint in a couple.] "Mementos of my choicest targets. Assignments I was fortunate enough to land. For as long as they live they will never forget that which pursued them, subdued them, maimed them. To remind them that they, just as the all the other castes, are mortal. I wish to remind all abyss-whispers of this fact. As they sit in their lavish hives and engage in their ostentatious galas and peddle their filth on social media. What can just as easily befall them at any given moment." [He sets the fins down and retrieves something else, a few tiny, meticulously-crafted glass sculptures of various lusii. He’s still staring.] "I would also like to share my art with others. I believe my skill in working with glass to be top-notch and I would enjoy creating more sculptures for others. Victory may open up considerable opportunities in that regard." [He sets the sculptures down and leans back in. Still staring, but grinning now and displaying rows of sharp teeth.] "This is my audition. I await the trials of the island and its dramatic totality." [The video ends.] @starPower @gutsyGumshoe
LOOOOOVE THE ENTHUSIASM, BIG GUY! THAT KIND OF INTENSITY IS GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME FASCINATING STORY LINES, AT LEAST I HOPE SO!
<-|--|~~ thank you mr mclean even if i am not Selected i look forward to the Show.
<-|--|~~ Should i be Selected mr engliSh i will not let you down.
<-|--|~~ thiS herb iS delightful.
<-|--|~~ Saw a Strange inSect while tracking a target today.
<-|--|~~ what doeS creative omega mean.
It Means Its Nothing You Need To Worry About To Ensure The Quality Of Your Evening So Stop Worrying About It Okay
<-|--|~~ need a new couch.
Aw bro did you piddle.
<-|--|~~ no there were too many good memorieS aSSociated with thiS piece of furniture and they've all curdled due to recent eventS So it needS to go.
Er. Well shucks man maybe you can just put that one in cold storage for now and then get back to it if stuff gets primpy.
<-|--|~~ i'm very upSet right now mr engliSh but i reSpect you very much So i will not Subject you to my overwhelming ire but pleaSe do not patronize me when you had a hand in thiS wretched time we are living in. i Still adore you though Sir.
<-|--|~~ can one auSpiSticize a pair back together iS that a thing or am i making a fool of mySelf. am i fooliSh.
<-|--|~~ going to dig my thumbS into their eyeS. #boiltheoceanS
<-|--|~~ i think im going to be alright for now i juSt need to focuS my energy towardS more productive endeavorS.
<-|--|~~ they can't juSt CANCEL rumble right there'S no way it'S done forever there'S no way.
<-|--|~~ i'm gonna be Sick. i'm gonna throw up.
♯vomiting is the ♯lasttruezenstate that a person can ♯experience / a ♯moment of ♯completeworldlyab&on & ♯absolutethoughtlessfocus maybe you will ♯feel ♯better
<-|--|~~ thiS iS NOT the time to be preScribing mindful living woohoo to me thiS iS NOT the time for that.
<-|--|~~ what happened in da pumpkin patch.
Three men covered themselves in oil and wrestled.
<-|--|~~ i have recovered from the injurieS SuStained by thiS lateSt client of mine. what have i miSSed thiS paSt week.
<-|--|~~ target tonight made me miSS the Seadweller getting pounded on by jake engliSh i'm So angry.
<-|--|~~ I GOT THE PISTOLS.
<-|--|~~ i will be getting that gun being auctioned mark my wordS.
<-|--|~~ got a flavor diSc coming, got a big jug of ikriom juice, got thiS couch under me and now i'm ready for DA RUMBLE.
<-|--|~~ mr engliSh you will Set the SkieS and the eyeS of your adorerS ablaze with your magnificence. MINE INCLUDED.
<-|--|~~ EVERYBODY STREAM RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH.
<-|--|~~ iS anybody aS excited for the rumble tonight aS i am. i doubt it.
<-|--|~~ going to order the biggeSt SaucieSt StinkieSt flavor diSc and pour a big glaSS of ikriom juice and juSt take it ALL in.
<-|--|~~ only the grandeSt and thrillingeSt diSplay of might and ShowmanShip in all time and Space.