@gallivantingGourmand — #food
It's gotten cold out, which means I am desperately craving comfort foods~. And tolight, I'm making grub pot pie~! I can hardly wait to tuck into that warm filling, hot out of the scalding box~! Some may tell you to wait for it to cool~.~.~. but personally, I like when it hurts a little~. #Food #Foodie #Suggestive
Shared a lovely dinner tolight with @veritysGleam, wherein she introduced me to the delicacy that is seadweller cuisine~! And as is seadweller tradition, she gave it to me raw~! I admit, I had some trepidation about the affair, at first~. Especially given my recent run-in with some undercooked cluckbeast breast~. Isn't this how one contracts a disease like Troll Sysiphus~? But she calmly held my frond, ass~ured me that it was safe, and gently guided it in for me~. And my faith was rewarded~! It was like nothing I had experienced before~. The texture was a little slimy, but I quite enjoyed the feeling~...Read more
Another night, another breakfast paid for by my seadwelling sponsor, in exchange for using my blade and body as he sees fit~. What can I say~? A chap has his vices, and mine is a fresh slice of tiropita~. #Food #Foodie #GladiatorForHire #GoremandBlogging #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/52be567c782d~.png
My lad @caligulasAquarium treated me to dinner tolight, and good glory~~~ my flavor kernels have been revolutionized~! Never before have I experienced such a thick and juicy tentacle as this~! It was so fresh I swear I could feel it writhing inside me~! I was coming back for seconds~. And thirds~~~. #Juicy #Writhing #Squiggling #Calamari #Food #Foodie #GoremandBlogging #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/c45f003b6da0~.png
Don't talk to me until I've had my frappe and bougatsa~. #Food Foodie #GoremandBlogging https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/fb94c431960c~.png
Treating myslff tonguht~! Ohhhh yes I needed thid~. Chitting with my pslmhusk in one frond snd my meat in thw orher~! #MyMeat #Food #Foodie #GoremandBlogging #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/ed8be2553781~.png
Trolls are always asking about my legendary meat globes~. "Hektor," they say, "how do you get your sauce so sweet~?" The trick is jelly, and lots of it~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/b61ede89de4f~.jpg
I made grubloaf for third meal~. Who wants to taste my meat~? #Grilliator #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #MyMeat #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/6910037d795c~.jpg
Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #MyVisage #Suggestive https://cdn~.im...Read more
Gladiating all night works up a voracious appetite~! I could really go for a Cheesed Burger right now~! Heck, I could probably double fist the things~! #Food #Foodie #Suggestive #EveryDayImGladiating
Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp
