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@gallivantingGourmand — #foodspiration

Trolls are always asking about my legendary meat globes~. "Hektor," they say, "how do you get your sauce so sweet~?" The trick is jelly, and lots of it~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/b61ede89de4f~.jpg

Kult: +15
Total: 15

I made grubloaf for third meal~. Who wants to taste my meat~? #Grilliator #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #MyMeat #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/6910037d795c~.jpg

Kult: +29
Kull: +2
Total: 31
Ratio: 14.50

Salt is one of my favorite tastes~. Not only that, but it is a staple of almost any dish~. It makes me go a little cra~zy, to be honest~. I'm only satisfied when I feel those hard chunks tingle on my tongue~. When I sit back at the nutrition plank and see your look of equal contentment, belly full with the salty meal we shared between us, wiping your tunnel daintily with a napkin, and unable to speak and tell me what a good job I did, for fear that a single utterance may cause you to pop~.~.~. That's when I'm sa~tisfied~. #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #MyVisage #Suggestive https://cdn~.im...Read more

Kult: +39
Kull: +14
Total: 53
Ratio: 2.79

Looks like they have me working the meal block again~. No matter~. My performance will be legen~dary, regardless~. And I'll start by beating this dripping slab of meat until it's tender and quivering~. I could go all night~. If only I had someone to watch~. What's that~? You already are~? How naughty of you~. I might have to tenderize you next~. That's right~. I expect to see your hindquarters on this meal plank, pron~to~. #Tender #Slick #Jiggling #ReadyToGo #Food #Foodie #Foodspiration #Grilliator #NSFW #DontTellManglegement #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/07a25124cad0~.webp

Kult: +103
Kull: +9
Total: 112
Ratio: 11.44

I hope the spectators will enjoy this succulent growlbeast as much as I enjoyed slaying it for their entertainment~. Be sure to send your compliments to the chef~! #Foodie #Foodspiration #EveryDayImGladiating

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71

Just me in the meal block tonight, kneading this decadent lump of dough~. Who said there is only pleasure in the finished product~? It's all about savoring the process~. And I do not mind a little yeast, oh no~. On the contrary, that is what gives bread its heavenly texture and taste~. Supple and spongy~. Sweet and tart~. Just how I like my women, might I add~. Give me that bun, and make it fizzy~. #Foodie #Foodspiration #Gladibaker #OhYes #ItsRising #Suggestive #MyVisage https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/5ce4d54b5ec5~.png

Kult: +38
Kull: +14
Total: 52
Ratio: 2.71