@gallivantingGourmand — #matespritmonday
Just shed a single tear thinking about all the beau~tiful princesses locked away in towers, alone, without someone to hold~. Here, on this hallowed night of #MatespritMonday, of all nights~.~.~. It's just not fair~. #Gladiator #Sadiator #Chivalrous
Any fair lady would be safe with me~. If I saw another troll making bulbs at my beau~tiful matesprit, I would give him the tongue lashing of his life~. Perhaps even engage him in a friendly sparring match if he needed the lesson pounded into him~~~. #MatespritMonday #Chivarlous #Handsome #Single #QuadsOpen #Suggestive
POV: I am a busty barmaid wiping out a clean mug with a rag as you enter through the double doors~. I slide you a pint across the bar plank~. Your usual, of course~. I always remember just what you like~. I ask you how work is treating you~. You take a hearty swig, and begin to regale me with a long tale about your night in the bloodmines~. I nod along, interjecting in all the right spots, making it clear that I am listening with rapt attention~. Finally, my ganderbulbs flutter wistfully as I apologize, and tell you I have other customers to help~. I heft a full tray of frothy mugs on one strong bicep, an...Read more
Before #MatespritMonday ends, does anyone want to admit that they've been fantasizing about me kissing them pass~ionately as I promise to come back for them, donning my armor, mounting my majestic hoofbeast, raising my banner high, and riding bravely off into batt~le~? #ImAGladiator #ByTheWay
Imagine a fair maiden chitting on your lap~. #NeedThat #MatespritMonday #Suggestive