Hektor Castio
@gallivantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator/Cullinarian at Ancient Times~. He/him~. 44,644 Hicapoints. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
Troll Ryan Gosling, I am happy for you~! It's a comical circumstance that I should find out on Chittr~! I am most eager to see the film on the big screen, but I'm wondering why I never received a call~! They must have not had a role for a strong, handsome indigo~! Haha~! What a shame~! #Gladiating #Madiating https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/bccc231c6876~.png
Father is at it again~. #UnicornFather #Unidad #Substance #CW-Gambling https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/8b6a7496d332~.png
I hold my palms flat when giving unicorn father sugar cubes, but sometimes he bites me anyway~. #UnicornFather #Unidad
My favorite color~? The color of the girl reading this~. #Chivalrous
It's gotten cold out, which means I am desperately craving comfort foods~. And tolight, I'm making grub pot pie~! I can hardly wait to tuck into that warm filling, hot out of the scalding box~! Some may tell you to wait for it to cool~.~.~. but personally, I like when it hurts a little~. #Food #Foodie #Suggestive
Oh what an excellent idea! I shall make a pot pie tonight too!
𑄝 chattt. MMMMMMMM BOX X0~~~~~~ rwar. ੭
I love when unicorn father takes a big drink of water and then drools it on me~. #UnicornFather #Unidad #Dadslop
tAhts so cuuuuute :D my lussus wold jst b|te me for fun
Haha~! Well, that can be a way many lusii show their affection~. Unicorn father is known to bite my fingers, every now and then~.
Awwwww :) tAhts cuttee. she wldd b|te mee when | dd|ntd br|gn h|ve enuff food so |ddk |f |t wAs Affecct||onn but thtss ok | st|ll luv her :) ur lusus soundss vrryy cute hekk|e
He can be complicated, but I would not be the man I am today, if not for him~! Your lusus sounds lovely, as well~. Just like you~~~.
Planning my Halloween costume~. It is a very different look for me, so I hope it will be received well~!
Oooooh, you are so cruel to tease us without any sort of hint to what it might be!!!!!
Aha~! I will say this then~ I actually planned 2 costumes~. Something of a double feature, if you will~.
TWO! ¡ncredible, ¡ simply cannot WA¡T to see you reveal them!
I managed to beat off all 3 opponents, and claim victory once again~! But I am extremely sore~. I feel as if a train has been run on me~. #Gladiating #FourwayFight #NSFW
I would sooner be brought to my knees and run through~! #Suggestive
Truly~! Just when I thought one was finished, they kept coming~. #Suggestive
tAht msut b soem cool neew cluvb |ve nevrr heArf of :O ull hAbee t o tAke me soemt|me :) |f u wnt to ofc
Not just a club but also a scimitar and a morningstar~! I'd be honored, of course~. Do you have much experience~?
w|tth ggog|ng to clubs yA :) | usd to do |tt Allllll the t||||||me wheen | wss y|oungr :)
Taking 3 men at once, and let me tell you, they are not being merciful~! #Gladiating #NSFW #NotSafeForGladiators
ohhhh |vvee bnn threre b4 :O mAkee suree urr hydfrrAted sso u cAn prroplerly tAke thm :) goooo hekk|e gooooo :D
You've fought 3 men at once~?~! I didn't know you had it in you, Miss Zuccia~! Very impressive~~~.
D⟶They us001y aren't known for being mercifoal in my %perience, no
I am known to show mercy, for the right opponent~. It's why the crowd loves me~.
D⟶C001d you describe what that anomalous mercy 100ks like D⟶In detail D⟶Please do not leave out any anatomical specifi% or that of any platonic pity and/or disgust felt towards your lesser opponents D⟶Thank you
I am physically incapable of feeling fear, as I had my fear bladder removed long ago~! #Brave
>-8==— oh wow! >-8==— ccould you desccribe your reccovery? >-8==— i have heard that proccedure has a high mortality rate. #medcchittr
Hektør, nø! The fear bładder is før støring fear før its prøper evacuatiøn frøm the bødy! It’s nøt that yøu can’t feeł it, it’s just that nøw it’s disseminated thrøughøut yøu!
Very painful~! But the medication they gave me was exquisite~. The worst part was that I couldn't perform any strenuous activity~.~.~. Those were some lonely lights~.
>-8==— oh you poor thing! >-8==— that must've been so hard for a gladiator >-8==— all alone... with no one taking ccare of you
Just me tolight, and I'm treating myself with steak dinner and a program~. I've got Forged in Fire on the broadcast box and I'm rubbing my meat~. #NSFW
yOu(tInG)EaT StEaK SiLlY(TiNg)sIlLy(tInG)SiLlY, nOt(tInG)RuB It!
You're telling me you don't rub it~? That's what makes it pleasurable~! #Suggestive
nOoO~!(TiNg)tHe(tInG)ChOmP(TiNg)cHoMp(tInG)ChOmP(TiNg)iS(TiNg)tHe(tInG)BeSt(tInG)PaRt!
Do not ask a gladiator his body count, as the number is likely so high that he has lost track~. Also, it's impolite~. #Gladiating #DeathToll #Suggestive #OfCasualties
I never get tired~! But I do occasionally enter a meditative state wherein I retreat deep into the viscous and throbbing recesses of my psy~che, and play out complex hypothetical combat scenarios between myself and various sweaty, muscular challengers~. And as a result, am less alert to the world around me~. It may look like I am falling asleep standing, but do not be fooled~! #ExtremeMeditation #Suggestive
𓂃𓊝𓂃 It is the sec0nd ti∿e y0u have tagged ∿e under this ∿ans p0sts. I d0n't like highbl00ds n0 ∿atter h0w big their assets are. Y0u sh0uld kn0w this, and I kn0w y0u d0. 𓆝
Afraid I won't hold back~? Man men before you have succumb to the performance anxiety of having to face me, armorless as the night they were hatched~!
𑄝 chattt. PLEASE. 😢😢😢. PLEASE TTTANRYL.... FOR ME. YOU GETTT TTTO FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT HIMMMM PLEAAASSEEE... 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Fascist. I w0uldn't even spit 0n the gr0und y0u walk 0n. 𓆝
Ha~! If you don't like me for my hue, shouldn't you see this as a chance to seek retribution~? Put me in my place, and utterly humiliate me and my caste~! I dare you~!
This is a perfectly normal and un-suggestive declaration of intent~.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Right, it still is weird. Y0u're 0nly pr0ving and reinf0rcing ∿y views. 𓆝
Very well, I yield~. Look me up, should you ever want to take out some of that frustration in a proper fight~.
#GirlBlade #GirlSteel
꧁@callouslyCynical how accurate is this to any woman duels youve seen Does yiur fair laimdy fightlikethjs꧂
Whille she is quite capablle of the skills, ripostes, whatnot, her weapon was best suited for a more... viscerall stylle. A threaded whipbllade, it was a common occurrence for a foe to llose their head from anglles outside their view at a range, or have the bllade wrapped around their extremities onlly to be pulled upon and cause horrific, fatall llacerations. She was a storm in her own right. #Viollence #GirllViollence #Yearning
Well. That, or she woulld cllose the distance with the enemy with terrifying haste and bite into their jugullar. #Viollence #Suggestive #ForMe
Dearest I Would Caution Thou For Such Erm. Suggestiveness Is, In Fact, Alluring To Many A Troll. Hast Thou Not Seen That Drinker Chaser Before???
The others are not allowed for they woulld die. I am buillt different. Buillt doomed.
I assure you both I am a perfect gentleman and have observed the gripping description of feminine passion with the appropriate amount of non-sexual reverence~. #Suggestive #OfGentlemanlyManners #Polite #Gallant #Chivalrous
Parry HER blade~. #Feminism #MaleFeminist
Her teeth are like pearly daggers, her blade is sharp and glistening, and her voice strikes fear into the pushers of her enemies~. Who~? The girl reading this~. #MaleFeminist
The girl reading this also has beautiful hair, a lovely smile, and a flair for the mystic~.
H☽o☾h☽o☾h☽o☾! These are ☽o☾bjective facts, if I d☽o☾ say s☽o☾ myself! :} ⋆˚࿔
Mucking the hoofbeast stable blocks tonight for my transgressions~. #Gladiating #EmployeePunishments
One thing about me and my skinscare routine is that I always wash my face in cold Scareatoga water~. #SelfScare
We're doing ratings~? Glorious~! I usually have to pay for these~. Rate my polearm please~~~~. #Suggestive https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/2a28ba24e484~.jpg
howvw about both? and that wvwinning smile, of course. bring some towvwels too, alwvways good to wvwipe each other dowvwn after a good, hard duel for morale.
[It's a picture of the same halberd but from a different angle and he's tied a bow on it~.]
Great idea, as always~! If you nick me in the right spot I tend to be a sprayer~~~~. #Suggestive
There may be a lot of fluids to clean up, is what I'm getting at~. #Suggestive
it's alright. as a sea dwvwelling scourge a the seas, i'm used to a lot of fluids. just promise me you'll make it wvwith both our wvwhile.
I'll make it well worth all the blood and salty brine~! It will be most glorious~! After our clashing of blades we can enjoy some Pail on the Beach~. #Suggestive
It's always awkward meeting the matesprit of a man you ran through with a spear~. #Violence #Gore #Gladiating #HiveWrecking