Hektor Castio
@gallivantingGourmand
Known in the arena as Gadabout Archrake, but you may call me Hektor~. Gladiator/Cullinarian at Ancient Times~. He/him~. 44,644 Hicapoints. ( //icon credit: @legendaryLeague )
Before they put me in the torture cylinder, does anyone want to confess that they're harboring concupiscent feelings for me~?
They Have Torture Cyl|nders? | Envy The Opportun|t|es You Have To Show Your Res|l|ence. You Truly Are A Glad|ator W|th No Peer.
Ha~! I wager they would have to invent a whole new torture cylinder to contain you, my dear Ptolmy~.
SURE. FUCK IT. ANYONE WANT ANYTHING WHILE I’M STOPPED? A SNACK, A DRINK?
Y☽o☾u shell n☽o☾t fail, lest I be w☽o☾efully disapp☽o☾inted. ⋆˚࿔
Behold, as I perform yet another astounding feat~ I will endure 17 hours in the torture cylinder, and return unscathed~! #Brave #Heroic #HeroicFeats
I'm just about to board a commercial space craft where I will have no splinternet access, so now would be a really bad time to fight in my replies~. Just saying this for no reason in particular aha~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #♣️
I h☽o☾pe y☽o☾ur travel is swift and enj☽o☾yable. ⋆˚࿔
Unrelated to any rumors that may be going around, I would like to clarify that I have never intentionally flirted with anyone on this platform~! People often mistake my friendliness and charming demeanor for flirting, I understand~! I think it may be because of my squigglies~. But it is simply not so~. It's an easy mistake to make~. #PSA #Friendly #Chivalrous #Gentlemanly #Nonsexual #Platonic
I don't mind being one of many~. I'm not the jealous type~~~~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ UMMMM! hi yea, thats actually a GRRRREEEEAAAAATTTT question! }⟡____⟡{ why ARE you using 4 of them???? more spacifically, WHYYYY are you using four 4 women that ARENT ME???? }*益*{ }*益*{ }*益*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ummmm i mean it doesnt actually REELY matter if like, sheeee like, LIKES it }6.6{ because shes literally the #head-fish-in-charge }9.9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ BUT CONSIDER IT A GENERALLLL QUESTION }*益*{ }*益*{ THAT LITERALLY NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED NOWWWW!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Oh uhhhh haha~.~.~.~. I mean if you look at the chitt in question, you'll see that I actually used 5, technically~. Because that's how my quirk works~. I just typed 4 manually~. But when I am talking to YOU, princess, you will see that I clearly and painstakingly make sure I am counting out the right number of punctuation marks so that it shows up as 4~. Just for you~~~~. I know how you like it~~~~.
Bangarang~? I hardly know her~.
😳 d*mn... 1 cant bel1eve 1 never thought of that...
pretty low on caegers ngl... any way we can uh... make an arrangement? };)
I'm going to be honest~. I hate throwing javelins~. Where is the passion in penetrating a foe from long range~? When I sink my blade into an enemy, I want to stare him in the ganderbulbs~. #Gladiating #HotTake #ExtremePenetration #Gore #Suggestive
this guy is the only one keeping yaoi alive. he’s the Peter Pan to my Twinker8elle or something
The Warmth Of Another Man's I*nsi*des Leaki*ng Onto Your Tool Of Penetrati*on I*s Half The Reward #shortdi*stance > #longdi*stanceᛝ
haha, s1ck ref bro... so wh1ch one of us do you th1nk w1ns the swordf1ght? };)
Aha~.~.~. Well, if I'm basing it at all on past experiences, I must concede you skill with a blade~.~.~. But I'd like to think I'd still come out on top~. U~0
Have no fear if my posting is sparse in the next couple of wipes~.~.~.~. I am merely traveling~! I can't have my lovely Chittrlings think I'm ignoring them, can I~?
I h☽o☾pe y☽o☾u enj☽o☾y y☽o☾ur trip! ⋆˚࿔
I could not~! Imagine all the pushers I would break, should they suspect something happened to me~.~.~.~!
Thank you, princess~! I wish I could take you with me~~~~~.
That w☽o☾uld be amazing...Swept ☽o☾ff my feet and carried ☽o☾ff int☽o☾ the m☽oo☾nset.. ⋆˚࿔
I'll sweep you off your feet when I return, princess~~~. Will you wait for me~~~~?
Trying something different tolight with an East Alternian dish~ Sakura-nabe~. I went to all this trouble, but unicornfather won't eat it~. So picky~. #Unidad
Just shed a single tear thinking about all the beau~tiful princesses locked away in towers, alone, without someone to hold~. Here, on this hallowed night of #MatespritMonday, of all nights~.~.~. It's just not fair~. #Gladiator #Sadiator #Chivalrous
Fighting the inspiration man for inspiration~. #Gladiating
Five guys are doing serious damage to my guts right now~.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ⴵȺ♱ m-∊Ⱥl dƗd yΩu g-∊♱ ⴵΩ屮 mȺny frƗ-∊Σ dƗd yΩu Ωrd-∊r. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Sadly the only meal I'm eating right now are several knuckle sandwiches~. And maybe some just desserts~.
[HEKTOR HOW ARE YOU MANAGING TO #HITT RIGHT NOW]
If I have said anything off in the past few nights, it is fair to assume that it was the concussion~. And if I have ever said anything else shameful or worthy of scorn in the past, you may assume that I was probably also concussed at that point in time as well~. #MyConcussion
Do you want to fight, sunglasses lad~? Let's see your weapon~!
After recovering from my concussion, I am now clear-panned enough to remember that my beloved unicornfather's horn has healing properties~. He didn't get a chance to use them, though, as he was at the casino block, aha~.~.~. #Unidad
I am glad y☽o☾u are rec☽o☾vering! ⋆˚࿔
What did I tell you~? It takes more than a little nugbone trauma to stop me~. U~O
Hark~! Who else is up, polishing their blade~? #Suggestive #OfWeaponMaintenance #ShiningMyShaft #PolishingMyPole #BuffingMyBlade #MyHalberd
Do not lament, my prince~! Rejoice, for your enemies quake, and your sword is immaculate~!
Then you must work that flesh until you find satisfaction~!
I, of course, allways ensure to give mine instrument it's dues.
And yet, despite five hundred sweeps of regullar and rigorous use, they remain immacullate. A true warrior cares for their toolls, as I am sure you know well.
Indeed~! A well maintained sword's glory is never dulled by successive uses~! It only gains more renown~! Haha~!
I've been watching a lot of wrestling lately, and have been inspired to adapt some moves into my own fighting style~! One such move is a variation on a classic grappling position~ once you have your opponent on his back, try pinning his walk stems tight to his body~. It's a more friendly grapple used when fooling around with the mates, hence its name~ the Mating Press~! Try it out with the lads~! #Gladiating #WarriorBonds #MatingPress #FunWithTheMates #NSFW
☽O☾☽oo☾h!! H☽o☾w inn☽o☾vative! ⋆˚࿔
the yaoi writes itself, lads. this jo8 is too fucking easy
Can one even say he's warrior bonded to a man he's never put in a mating press~?
I like to think I'm a something of a trailblazer when it comes to putting other men in a grapple~.
Let me know if you ever need inspiration for a heroic epic~! I'm your chap~.
you and another man need to get in to a 8lock that has a chair I can write from. for political reasons.
I'd happily grapple a lady, given the chance, but most of my opponents tend to be chaps~.
Good glory I was so distracted by the allegations earlier that I forgot to react to this~.
I'm missing FIght Night due to work-related nugbone trauma~.~.~. this simply cannot be~.~.~.
My nugbone is throbbing quite severely, on account of being slammed intoa wall~. I've got a bruise that only the comfort of beau~tiful women can heal~.~.~. I might also have pan damage~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction #Gore
DᏫ U WAИИA WAIL LIKE AИ IИJURED AИIMAL IИ MY BIG FAT KИᏫCKERᔑ HEKTᏫR
Haha, the wailing doesn't sound very heroic~. I might shed a single tear into your bosom, if you'd allow~~~~.
Another night, another concussion~. #Gladiating #ConcussionBlogging #LiveConcussedReaction
☽O☾h y☽o☾u p☽oo☾r thing!! A milli☽o☾n healing kisses y☽o☾ur way. ⋆˚࿔
Thank you, princess~! I can already feel my strength and clarity of mind returning~.~.~.~! Don't stop though~~~~~.
As if I w☽o☾uld ever! But are y☽o☾u ☽o☾cray? Like, genuinely? Please seak a mediculler's attenti☽o☾n, my champi☽o☾n. ⋆˚࿔
Ahaha~. I will live, I promise~. I bounce back quickly~. Thank you my dear~~~~~.
A relief! Make sure y☽o☾u get s☽o☾me rest after w☽o☾rk, pr☽o☾mise? ⋆˚࿔
Gentle reminder that we eat with our hands here at Ancient Times~. Guests who ask for utensils will be fed to the stripebeasts~. #AncientTimes #Gladiating #DinnerTheaterEttiquette
I respect y☽o☾ur c☽o☾mmitment! Especially t☽o☾ the arts. ⋆˚࿔
Hmmm, perhaps I need s☽o☾mething m☽oo☾r unique, then, d☽o☾n't I? ⋆˚࿔
My champi☽o☾n has a l☽o☾vely ring t☽o☾ it, h☽o☾wever I d☽o☾ think my vict☽o☾r w☽o☾uld als☽o☾ suffice, as I kn☽o☾w y☽o☾u w☽o☾uld never let me d☽o☾wn. ⋆˚࿔
Oh, I like the sound of "my champion" the best~~~~. Rest assured, princess, I will do my upmost to live up to this honorable title~!
I will crush my competition~. I will prove my might~. I will get my spear through that ring~. #NightlyAffirmations #Gladiating