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are there any sewing proficient baddies out there? i have to put something together for a fair i'm performing at!! https://media.tenor.com/be0frzkeqsaaaaae/angel-korean-reaction-pic-korean-reaction-pic.png #dont ask for my measurements in public pls
THIS IS IT IT'S ALL OVER WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES THE MULTIVERSAL SEX OFFENDER EXIST HOLY SHIT
sorry
🐾wheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
^i like that he is multitasking pissing off the angry cherub AND the cueball thing> ^he is very talented>
🐾why doN't eggs tell jokes? becaUse they woUld crack each other UP! ehehe! hehe,
🐾how do yoU kNow if there’s aN elePhaNt UNder yoUr 'cUPe? yoUr head hits the ceiliNg! Pfft, ehehe! hehe,
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
“I wished to know the meaning of things. I am the meaning. I wished to find a warrant for being. I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.” *Excerpt from Anthem by Ayynne Rannde
50RRY 1 W45 W0RK1NG 5UP3R H4RD 1M H4PPY T0 M33T Y0U T00!!!!
im as much a enlightened skeptic as the next eridan but it comes to a certain point wwhere you got to look at all the frolicsome reality bendin capers wwe get up to and the fact that i got flippin superpowwers and recognize that evven if theres some mechanistic material explanation of howw im evvokin death rays from my fingertips or conjurin brain ghost eridans its really just a matter a howw youre wwillin to portray yourself in light a that all this to say magic is real and im a wwizard there i said it #vvaguechit
i promised i'd give yall the goods once the new ink healed ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/41a4fbbe16fb.png
Congrats to my friend @pulchritudePowerhouse on his new SAR reserve position. If you need help with those assignments ever, you know you can count on me, Phil.
SCIENTISTS MIXED DNA OF A CHEETAH AND DNA OF A CRAB. THINGS WENT SIDEWAYS REALLY FAST. #DADJOKE
I USED TO BE A WEREWOLF. BUT I'M ALRIGHT NYAAAW. #DADJOKE
ill post a pic of my digs someday for the #aesthetic #inspo
opened chittr at the exact wrong second but i stay thriving
at least i’m not the only one
Gordon, I'm trans!
I will make a new cup, Dave can have my last one.
People only )(ate on me because I'm full of joy and w)(imsy And t)(at I'm way glubbing )(otter t)(an t)(em >8D
The scariest I found as a parent is when all 13 are together They usually stick in pairs but I know when I see all of them in the same room it's going to be chaos for the next hour They are PLANNING
im fine, its all good, aint nothin vwrong
Rosebot says good morning again.
✿ yes, 𖧧h𖥧s 𖧧❦❦ 𖥧s a #sp𖥧der, l❦v𖥧ngly named 𖧧he 𖧧h❦rnache scryder. an❦𖧧her ❦rnamen𖧧al crea𖧧ure, 𖧧h❦ugh ❦f a m❦re v𖥧vac𖥧❦us na𖧧ure ✿
:33< i love making silly faces at peopurr :33< looking at them with my big ole eyes
Oone oof the moost annooying stuff aboout humans is their hoomoosexuality dilemma toop 5 made-up issues
:33< more moewscara!!!
sometimes i think being silly requires effort but other times it feels so natural.
✿ duuude my wriggling day is comin up in liek 10 days bruhh should i throw a party
aight im smackin this lazy fucker its time t'wwake up.
....WELL. IM AWAKE NOW AND I HAVE ZERO REGRETS. LAST NIGHT WAS THE FUCKING BEST SHIT EVER. ANYWAYS HOW'S EVERYONE ELSE DOING?
When your hope is slowly dying And your future's lost its rights Raise up your bat and face the fright Let's knock 'em dead into the night #lyricposting
Everyone is so kind and attentive to BMO!
Oh thank you!!!!!!
✧˗ˏˋYou know her by her pink-patina'd titanium casing! Her delightful LED ocular screen! And that sparkle that makes you perverts wish she was a ✨✨REAL GIRL✨✨, cue the applause for Squeaky-Clean the Showtime Machine👏👏👏👏🫶🫶🤖🤖🤖!!! @squeakyCleanˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋMy amazing robotic co-star is busting it down on this little get-together's dance floor✦ Imagine being straight SERVED by a mechanical girl, I CANT✦ BECAUSE I TAUGHT HER EVERYTHING HER INFLUX-CA𝐏ACITY MIND BANK KNOWS #Squeaky-CleantheDanceMachine #ThatsShowbizBitchˎˊ˗✦
*~We GOTTA bring back 5 inch thick lapt0ps with 33 p0rts 0r i'm g0nna start sending big tech c0mpanies c0mputer virus~*
I see! Yes, that is a very Dave thing to say.
Time is an illusion that helps things make sense So we are always living in the present tense It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends But you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then #Lyrics
final thou6ht of the ni6ht: trans ri6hts, now and forever. y'all are the stron6est folks there is!
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WHY TH3 FUCK DID NO ON3 T3LL M3 ABOUT GYARUS B3FOR3!!! TH3S3 GIRLS AR3 FUCKIN WORKIN IT!!!! gog humans out h3r3 holding back on us with th3 b3st 3<3r fashion tr3nds i sw3ar
Man what the fuck is Erick smoking in their RV shit fucking reeks from here. Whatever. As long as they can perform tonight I don't care.
Shoutout to @thespianTestified for the assistance in getting this outfit done last minute. My goose would've been unfathomably fucking cooked otherwise. [timaeusTestified [TT] uploaded an image.] [It's a photo of Dirk throwing up deuces to the camera. He's dressed in what looks like a Derse dreamer outfit, modeled specifically to fit the formal dress code for the Gala. The douche-y anime shades are, as always, still unfortunately present in the ensemble though.] ((For a visual reference, since I'm aware this one isn't very descriptive, I made a post earlier: https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestifeline/7d80aac8-aba8-428a-9f9b-b828eb865a47 ))
Any time you need another pick-me-up,you know who to call.
@thespianTestified A distant ecto-sibling once told me that forgiving the sins of our forebearers is the just thing to do. Orbie and I, however, say fuck that shit. Well, I say that. Orbie here says that you have made the decision on the path that is your truth. He would, admittedly, also say this if you had chosen a different path; thus is the great twist of life. Your truth is always the correct one, your True North, and your fortune today simply tells you to seek solace in that. I know it’s hard. It is hard for me too, with my own guardian. #askorbie for more via my pinned, dear readers.
Sweet. Appreciate it.
ikea goods secured, sendin yall your shit.
Apparently I must make an addendum t9 my previ9us p9st. If y9u are g9ing t9 use that thread as a jumping 9ff p9int t9 wax a69ut y9ur sexual pr9clivities, at least have the decency t9 tag it as #NSFW s9 I d9n't have t9 read it. Remem6er, this isn't f9r me, this is f9r a friend. I still have n9 pers9nal interest in y9ur sex lives.
evwer since i opened my eyes. but on a reeler note, i sawv Grease and Danny Zuko vwas just The Man. damn. that and a certain troll but i ain't gonna be kissin and tellin here about it
I AM。 TAKING NOTES FROM THIS SITE。 FOR FUTURE DOUJINSHI OR ONE-SHOTS。 A MAGICAL STRAP-ON FOR HUMAN/TROLL YURI OR THERES BEEN SOME。 VERY INTERESTING POSTS FROM SOME HUMANS WITH SOME KINKS OR #NSFW
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THERE WAS A HUMMINGBIRD FEEDING FROM A PETUNIA. I SAW IT ON THE WAY BACK TO THE HIVE. IT LOOKED PRETTY NEAT. #WHIMSYPOSTING
formin a psionic memory link wwith the shy bookish high elf wwizard and gettin your pan fuckin one shot by 600 swweeps a smut
many such cases. Now you're officially a chittr user
#Sasunaru has a compleX and layered dynamic that trandescends quadrants. It's black. It's red. It's pale. It's even ashen, where Sakura is concerned. It is the very definition of romance. Their individual character arcs are so intertwined that one does not eXist without the other. And yet somehow, still, it is only relegated to subteXt. I'm this close to #CrashingOut. #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting - MC Oleana
Imgchest is back. #birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a84b2c5ee78b.png
I should ask the Chittr staff for an official Mann Co badge. For me and everyone else on the team.
Badge but it's a pretty ribbon that says "this user is so niceys" hehe
That's the Mann Co quality gurantee, right there!
<3 ((Artist: goticamarey @ tumblr)) https://i.imgur.com/d5Z8TVY.png
< STARTING A PODCAST WITH @TROPOPHILICCHARADES [LINKED IS THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE PODCAST; IT'S COMPLETELY SILENT ASIDE FROM THE OCCASIONAL FABRIC SHUFFLE. AT THE END OF THE RIVETING HOUR-LONG RECORDING, YOU HEAR A THUD AND A SURPRISED HONK] >
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Ap9l9gies, 6ut n9t all 9f us can dr9p everything t9 engage in petty Chittr arguing. S9me 9f us have 6usy lives 9utside 9f s9cial media and cann9t aff9rd t9 spend every sec9nd 9f every h9ur glued t9 9ur screen 6reathlessly awaiting a resp9nse. #Vaguep9sting #6yTheWay #H9rn-SizeismIsntReal
back when i was a kid my bro sometimes called me a sponge cuz i just absorbed fucking anything i heard or saw. i do it with language, so i've picked up some alternian, but i think dirk is the one who noticed i do it with nicknames and shit too it's just kinda... wild, how the people you know can change little things about you without you noticing.
really is just one of those kinds've days.
# That little teal that I turned down brought me flower$! Granted it wa$ be¢au$e I got $hot, but I appre¢iate it nonethele$$! They'll be ni¢e to have on my de$k a$ a little $omething $weet! #
// he's definitely a life player considering the australium
oh yes the wwonderful starchild lusus legends speak of their ability to portent omens and forewwarn ancient troll cultures of impending doom but they are most often featured in nature documentaries for their incredible ability to flop around and crawwl endearingly to the nearest deposit of mineral silt so cute! #zoology #morelike #coolology
thank you, this was actually pusher-warming to hear if i had a pusher that could be warmed
+its morning still. why are you freaks cock posting. WRAP IT UP
KUDOS! ❤︎
#rankbait #gothichorror #trollfrankensteinesqueinspired #horror #nsfw #nsfwe #moirails #moirailsgonrsouth #blackrom? if it’s terrible my bad lmfao i’m exhausted #substance #sleepy cobbled streets with the sound hoofs clacking echo from the late occasional late night carriage outside the inn. the purpose of his stay would be a simple business request, a plea for backing for his next experiment. his old moirail, someone disconnected for nearly 10 sweeps. it was never bad terms, just a move in a different direction. time has passed since then, but the curiosity lingers. laughs from the tavern below were like old times, but a touch to the shoulder lingered far too long or the share of a drink left eyes locked on for more than the appropriate moment. maybe time and distance had made more of a dent in their standing with one another than expected. yet here, he looks the man in the eyes with the confession that the only reason for the call to the city was business, and a failing one at that . . . the scientist hadn’t had a successful experiment in sweeps, holed up in his lab to the point the board of science almost wrote him off as dead in an experiment gone awry. once his most trusted ally, now a backer (or glorified cashmoobeast) and nothing more. at least, not as far as the scientist thought. brandy strikes the fire, glass shattering as the flame swallows the liquor whole. it makes him flinch, a rage in your ex’s eyes you’ve never seen before. it causes a tightness in the scientist’s chest, but not the pain of long gone paleness than it should. the snarl on his lips is stealing his breath. should he want to bite them so desperately?
i'm thinking about / maybe / investing in another plushie / but i'm down a lot of caegar / so maybe later
I think we could make a really beautiful world if we tried ❣︎
life hass been busy. And fucked up. I missed booze and now I drink. #substance
I wish I could stop being so tired.
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🐚✨🦑🪸🌺 im farin p dang g𖦹𖦹d just chillin in my cute af underwater princess castle l𖦹𖦹kin cute as fuckkk u kn𖦹 h𖦹w it g𖦹ez 🌺🦀🫧🦀🐬
🪸🐬🐬🌀☀️ hell𖦹 chittrlingz... it is me the princess 𖦹f all time here t𖦹 grace ur humble webbed site w my sparkly presence... yu𖦹r welcum... ☀️🌺🌊🐚🌀
◌ There are some chitts I'm not sure how to react to. None of the reactions seem right. I want to acknowledge I have seen it, but express nothing besides, perhaps, confusion. ⧂
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When no noun nor adjective faithfully describes what you two are but you can't stop thinking about her anyway. Untargeted #vaguepost, assuredly.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hear me out okay? Two b!g buff men yao! that get marr!ed꠹
#existentialistTuesday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19edca63cfb7.png
SUCKS M4N!
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I wish I could tell you. However, the user I am referring to is @caliBorn
It's a good time to have a coffee and ignore the vast majority of you.
>> ¡'m ડorry, that ¡ડ ડo rea1 🫂
>> ¡ can't ડtop you, juડt worr¡ed about you !! ડtay ડafe out there
look up. at. the sky.
Public statement, we as drones, robots, ais, whatever else do NOT associate with the tv man seen around here. He WAS human and therefore totally lame, sucks, and deserves to be lumped in with the rest of them. #specificposting cause i don't care if he sees this.
all through high school i continued loving fantasy stories. princesses, unicorns, wizards, fairies, dragons, knights, mermaids. scifi not so much. spaceships, aliens, time travel. that was too close to home. i wanted to think about any world other than the world i was living in. by the time i was college aged, a lot of things changed. most of my delusions of magic and true love i had to shake off. of course i kept hobbies. i would have gone properly insane if i didnt maintain one or two avenues of escapism. all work and no play as they say. but the work has definitely stayed the heavier side of the scale.
still drunk so y'all hett tsee this lolllll #nsfw @ghostlybiology say cheeesseee
i s)(arpen my nails against actual grindstone. first i break my nails and t)(en i scratc)( t)(e stone up for a solid 5 )(ours. t)(en i get my manicure on. every time i do t)(at, t)(ey only get )(arder, and s)(arper. like fully studded knives. been doin t)(at for millenia. aint ever unarmed.
Nothing feels better than wearing a good suit.
Wiggler's sec⟡ion 8) ==⟢
Who needs geni⟡alia when you have Novel⟡y Shades Collec⟡ion Check ou⟡ ⟡hese bad boys h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/dd9f3d99d36e.jpg ==⟢
↘️i am literally the only elite employee at this office to ever experience the grace and also joy of being able to effectively demolish a pickled and preserved, pink, foul smelling, oblong meat product.↘️ ↗️PURCHASED LOOSELY FROM A JAR AT A SCUTTLEBUGGY REFUEL STATION.↗️ ↘️wherein your bare prongs had to be inserted into the communal brine to remove it.↘️ ↗️FOR YOUR PERSONAL CONSUMPTION AND NUTRITIONAL PURPOSES ELSEWHERE.↗️ ↘️it is so good.↘️
alpine longhorn beetle!!
ALso LadIeS. GeNTlemAn. And EVerYOnE In BETWEen. HaVinG a MassIVE cOck DoesN'T NeCESSarILY A GooD LovER MakE. IF ThEy DoN'T KnOW WhAt They'Re DoInG beyOND "BeATin UP ThAT PussAy" then WHAT'S the FuckING pOiNT. #nsfw
i dont. care. about your. bulge. look at. my bugs. #beetleposting #bugposting https://www.minnesotaseasons.com/Insects/Large/E/end_band_net-winged_beetle_05.jpg
.) The cQmmQn tQpic Qf the feed tQnight is, um. Interesting! And nQt sQmething I'm willing tQ discuss haha. Anyway!! #RaeList! This sQng is called The Vulture! A bit Qf a drum and bass thrQwback, thQugh I think Pendulum's Qther sQngs were mQre pQpular. I really like the beat Qf this Qne, thQugh! )) .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=-NfTuf5wIfw ))
THE SKULL OF YOUR ENEMY BLOODY AND BATTERED ON A MANTLE. —EMBER💥
:33< i would nefur be wrong about my great ideas
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I do noʇ know ʇ)+|is web siʇe you all are using for ʇ)+|e scenʇ ʇ)+|ing. I will jusʇ ʇell you w)+|aʇ my cologne smells of. Sea waʇer. Mulberry. Leaʇ)+|er. Saffron. C)+|aras ()+|as)+|is)+|). Oroblanco. #Scenʇposʇing.
D --> Uh D --> Of course
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D --> I would like to add an addendum to my "smellboard" D --> Grease D --> That is all
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay im hopping on the trend!! gueheh!! guhere's fraimi's perfume!! (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) guwhat do gyuu think? am i awesome? guehe?! #scentposting
D-->I have finally woken up to find my body has become caked with musk both my own and that of the sea. I have never felt so dry in my entire life. I will 100k through chittr to see what has occurred on #fishingfriday since dehydration won over me then I will try and find the ablutionblock I installed on this ship as I am in desperate need. of a deep clean
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people don't worry enough about THe fact THat THere are trollS out THere Strong enough to punch off your head like a golf ball from it'S little Stand THing. iS THiS how you uSe Social media? juSt Saying any impulSive THought THat comeS to mind? becauSe it Sure feelS like it whenever i log on. #gore mention i gueSS
I just know Terezi enjoying her screen right now.
@malleablepersonage can you help me get to these two perchance?
ah i see, i can help you :) if this means anything to you i’m a life player
They've never seen one
On Repiton, all Hemocastes have the same expected lifespan. On Alternia, they Don't. What's more Likely: That Repiton is some kind of Outlier, or that Alternia is Brutalising the Lower Castes? #HemoEquality
Stolen valor
I don't think anyone can blame you this time around good god
My previous chit bemoaned the treachery of the morning sun And now instead I curse my own brain For not letting me fucking sleep I swear sometimes I wish I had the nocturnal reflex trolls have I am a night owl at heart But alas my eyes react to sunlight and so my natural tendency to stay up late has consequences come morning
REPLYING TO THIS NOW THAT I'M BACK AT MY HIVE AND SIX DIEBUPROFENS TO THE GRAVE. ASHEN TRIANGLE DESERVES AN HONORABLE MENTION. I AM EXERCISING THE JUDICIOUS RESTRAINT — WHICH THIS SITE FRANKLY DOES NOT DESERVE — TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I HAVE A BIAS, BECAUSE ASHEN TRIANGLE WAS MY *FIRST* TROLL WEEZER SONG. THAT SAID, WHAT A METEORIC IMPACT IT MADE. IT HAS IT ALL. THE CLASSIC SOUND. THE UNCOMFORTABLE LYRICS. THE MOST MASCULINE FORM OF LONGING OF THE PATHETIC TAXONOMIES — OF PINING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL CATEGORICALLY NEVER SHOW INTEREST WITH YOU, AND BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT IT ON STAGE WITH A BUZZHARP. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. IT'S PAINFULLY TOO-HONEST TROLL RIVERS CUOMO AT HIS FINEST. IF YOU LOADED "ASHEN TRIANGLE" AND "ACROSS THE VOID" INTO A GUN AND FIRED IT AT ANYONE WITH EVEN A FLEETING CONCEPT OF SOCIAL PROPRIETY, YOU WOULD SEND THEM STRAIGHT TO HELL. TEN MIDDLE FINGERS OUT OF TEN. I LOVE ASHEN TRIANGLE.
:> I’ve never been so gr^teful th^t I’m not desper^te for ^ rel^tionship, seeing the ment^l d^m^ge th^t does to so m^ny people. Touching gr^ss isn’t enough, some of you need to be put in ^ centrifuge. <:
WENT TO FIGHT NIGHT. TECHNICALLY GOT IN A FIGHT. AT NIGHT. IT COUNTS.
i THink my head Still hurtS a little from being around So many people and trying to pay attention to So many THingS at once... i THink... THe more i do it, i'll get better at handling it.
camembert says hi. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/201b84b66044.png
DESPITE A ONGOING, VESTED INTEREST IN MY WELL-BEING, YES. YES I AM.
#UNETHICALRELATIONSHIPADVICE: TONIGHT'S RELATIONSHIP ADVICE COLUMN IS CANCELED. A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR A GOOD MAN. #CONSIDERTHIS: TELL THE PEOPLE WHO MATTER TO YOU THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THEM. FLUSHED OR ASHEN, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE ONES THAT MATTER TO YOU MIGHT BE GONE IN THE BLINK OF A BULB. ON THIS BITCH OF AN EARTH-C, TIME IS SHORT.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LET A GIRL LIVE A LIL. :o)
Ɏ the cruellest trick ever pla-a-ayed is tha-a-at ca-a-affeine wea-a-ars off #thesleepytired Ɏ
point log, day 365.5, ...hey, everyone. it's been a year. and uh. well... hi. you can call me june. she/her pronouns. and a lesbian.
:33 < oh mrow! 4 notifications! i can't wait to interact with the comewnity!! :33 < *looks inside* :33 < *hate bot*
T'night's tha' fight night thing, right? 'll probably attend as a guest...! Oh, it seems so thrillin'...!
so im a bit nervous but if anyone would be interested... ive been working on some concepts like rankmaid-senpai! im not very good at it though and i think i accidentally made something more like poetry which is a lot less interesting maybe but if anyone is still interested ill go ahead and put them up before fight night i just hope my expressing myself can reach out to at least one of you in some small way if i do!
need to put a knife into some pretty rustblood skin~ bind t↔eir wrists above t↔eir ↔ead and run a nice blade down t↔eir c↔est, letting all t↔at s↔ameful color out to pool on t↔e floor~ any volunteers~? #nsfwe #violence
†) I7 WAS SOBBING AGAIN. I7 NEEDED ENRICHMEN7. (†
I may wear †he pain† for figh† nigh†. ☥hough I would like †o be recognizable.
a work in progress! [an image is attached. it is a wip sketch of a pirate ship on fire.]
What my purrple half descendant said. Tigerstick something. https://c7.alamy.com/comp/BKWH7R/young-siberian-tiger-biting-stick-panthera-tigris-BKWH7R.jpg
there wwas a old vviolet wwho swwallowwed a horse he died a course
go get em slugger
listen, you didnt hear this from me, but... post funny enough and youll distract the timeline enough to stop it. not at this time of day though
nature is healing <3
1'm actually 1n such desperate need 0f b1t1ng my partner's sh0ulder as they ra1l me 1nt0 a fuck1ng wall and suck1ng the1r bl00d #nsfwe
that was a good pseudonap feel like i havent rested in ages! the spirits were really on about something while i was sleeping but it sounded like nothing i needed to worry about and that it would resolve itself so thats good but im still feeling a teeny tiny bit eepy https://i.postimg.cc/xTcdkJMF/Eepy.png
"Perʇoʇ, I wanna be casʇeisʇ again" W)+|y are we doing ʇ)+|is? Sʇop. #Poliʇics. #Vagueposʇing.
https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1239.jpeg #MyTreasureNow
i SHOULD WEAR, tHE tETO OUTFIT FROM bIRDBRAIN,
MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS, FROM LOWEST TO HIGHEST, ARE: 5 - [I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE] - LISTEN. I'LL BE THE FIRST TROLL TO SAY THAT TROLL RIVERS CUOMO IS CERTIFIABLY, SHITSCUTTLINGLY INSANE. BUT IT'S A HIGHLY SPECIFIC METHOD OF MADNESS. THE METHOD THAT SAW THIS POOR, SWEATING, SHAKY-PRONGED FAILMALE ON THE DREADMILL EVERY NIGHT, LISTENING OBSESSIVELY TO THE TOP POP SONGS OF EVERY TEN-SWEEP INCREMENT FOR THE LAST SEVENTY SWEEPS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A MAN. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SOUL-COMPACTING, DIAMOND-FORMING, ABDOMEN CHEEK-CLENCHING PRESSURE OF CONFORMITY THAT KIND OF CREATIVE PROCESS PUTS A TROLL UNDER? THIS IS A SMALL REBELLION. THIS IS A TWITCH IN THE DEAD, GALVANIZED STRUTPOD OF AN ELECTROCUTED SQUEAKBEAST. A SPARK OF LIFE IN THE PUSHER OF A BLOATED CORPSE. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT THE ALBUM IT'S ON. THIS ONE IS FOR THE HATERS. 4 - [SMALL OBLONG ROEFRUITS OF WRATH] - AGAIN, I DEMAND THAT YOU WITHHOLD YOUR POD-JERK INSTINCT TO AUDIBLY GAG AT THIS CHOICE. HEAR ME OUT. THIS SONG IS FUCKING STUPID. IT HAS A A CATCHY HOOK. IT HAS LITTLE ELSE. IT'S ABOUT AS EMOTIONALLY OR MUSICALLY MEANINGFUL AS A BRICK TO THE NUGBONE. BUT IT IS ALSO AN AUDIOBOOK PLATFORM ADVERTISEMENT. BY TROLL RIVERS CUOMO. THE BIGGEST, NERDIEST BOOKMAGGOT TO EVER PUT A TROLL BUC-EES STICKER ON HIS BUZZHARP. SOMEHOW, EVEN IN HIS DEFLATED COMMERCIALISM STATE, I CAN HEAR A SMILE ON HIS FACE. 3 - [HAUNT YOU EVERY NIGHT] - ANYONE WHO WANTS TO CLOWN ME OFF OF CHITTR FOR PUTTING A SONG FROM THIS UTTERLY CHUTEBLASTED, MAGGOT-RIDDEN HEAP OF SHIT OF AN ALBUM IS WELCOME TO DO SO. BUT NOT BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS SONG AGAIN. THE MOURNFUL WAIL. THE LUGUBRIOUS HOWL. THIS SONG DRIVES A WROUGHT-IRON STAKE DEEP INTO THE RECESSES OF MY BLOOD PUSHER. DEEPER AND DEEPER STILL, THE MELODY HAMMERS THE GUTWRENCHING METAL WEDGE INTO MY SOPPING FEELMEAT. AND WHEN IT'S DONE, IT YANKS THE WHOLE THING OUT AND STARTS POURING A PITCHER OF CAUSTIC BLACK TAR INTO THE YAWNING, BLOOD-SOAKED CAVITY. THIS SONG IS DEPRESSION INCARNATE. I LOVE HOW BAD IT FEELS TO LISTEN TO IT. THIS IS *THE* ALBUM CLOSER. 2 - [YOU GAVE YOUR FLUSH CRUSH TO ME SOFTLY] - I'VE ALREADY MADE MY VEHEMENT RUMINATIONS ON HOW STUPID GOOD TROLL PINKERTON IS. THERE ARE SOME REAL SHAMEDUCT-JERKERS ON THIS ALBUM. SEE THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION ON THE RANKING LIST FOR A GENERAL IDEA OF THE EXPECTED FEELINGS THEY ELICIT. THIS SONG IS A FRESH, FAT BAND-ACHE ON ALL OF THAT. THIS SONG IS PURE AFTERCARE. CHASED WITH A FIZZING, FORTY-OUNCE SLURPVESSEL OF ADRENAL SLUDGE. SERIOUSLY, THIS SONG COULD BE A TROLL ANIME OPENING. 1 - [ALL MY FAVORITE SONGS] - I. CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN THIS ONE. IT JUST REALLY SITS WITH ME. IF YOU'RE SICK IN THE NUG ENOUGH TO HAVE READ THIS FAR, THEN MAYBE I CAN JUST TRUST YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS ONE. THE MUSIC BULBFEED IS PRETTY TRACT-TWISTING, TOO. I'LL LINK IT TO THE CHIT. I HATE SAYING THIS, BUT. I APPRECIATE IT. HTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=AGPDXYG1MSG
Y34H NO TH3R3'S TOO MUCH H4PP3N1NG 1'M GO1NG B4CK TO MY L1Z4RDS
and to fix whatever he did to upset her so badly!
i can only hope that rose is secretly ok. maybe she only posted that to go under cover, to become a walking blind spot to him? although that might just be wishful thinking. i hope she knows we care and will do everything we can to bring her back.
No+, please go+ ahead. I'd like so+mething else to+ lo+o+k at.
Um. Okay? I feel like I lost the plot somewhere...
I'm going back to sleep... Good luck bringing back the president from the weird puppet god I heard about.
== i don't even know... what an obama is.. ==
oh, i love those videos! so very calming. ~u~
yo truth 😔 only trust real slenderman, thats what 1m always say1ng bro...