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-{ g[A]mmblin$ only [A] pro[B]L[E]mm when you lo$[E] good thing i n[E]v[E]r do ;)

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-{ hmmmm [B][E]comm[E] [B]i[B]lically appropriat[E] handl[E] i hav[E] ☽

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+-> ...8uddy. What the fuck 1s th1s supposed to mean? |

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-{ haha :) ☽

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Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ see if u guys were in #teamglurp dis wouldn’t be happenin

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ exactamundo brosef

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

i feel like you'D tie me down and tickle me if i tried to join team glurp

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ wat da furk that’s pervert stuff i ain’t doin dat da furk u fantasizin bout

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-<dude.>-

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Hm i coonsider switching too #teamglurp

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Chchow is your friend!
@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ oh helll naaahhhh u just wigglin them big toes in excitement EEYUCK

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Doon't foorget giggling and twirling my hair

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ oh nahhh bruh oh nahhh if u join #teamgluro first it’s of business we gonna make u bald for bein a perv

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ fukk i mean glurp. wateva

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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Typoo i win alsoo i will genuinely kill yoou if yoou toouch my hair

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-{ #mmyglurp http$://fil[E].gard[E]n/afQ[B]v[E]oCqSZXG90c/688[E]d6898ca081704d6d[E]c[E]8a45fdffa.gif ☽

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-{ mmad[E] a littl[E] fixin$ to k[E][E]p mmy $hit $lightly mmor[E] r[E]ada[B]l[E] and al$o $omm[E]fin $p[E]cial on account of #t[E]ammglurp :) ☽

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ woah watd u do

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-{ imm glurpin proudly now :) ☽

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+-> L1terally WHAT are you do1ng.

-{ imm glurpin :) ☽

-{ f[E][E]l$ [B][E][A]utiful 2 [B][E]comm[E] p[A]rt of $omm[E]thin [B][E]$id[E]$ th[E] hu$tl[E] :) ☽

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+-> ...What d1d you do.

-{ yoooo z[E]phy you $hould glurp it up with mm[E] ☽

+-> 1 don't l1ke that word nor the CONTEXT that you are us1ng 1t 1n. L1terally what the fuck are you talk1ng a8out?

-{ t[E][A]mm glurp [B]ro :) ☽

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ woah wait it’s da new member of #teamglurp wday? aw hell @thrivingGarland happy fuhreakin wriggling day my glurp

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@thrivingGarland[TG]

It is...an honor...to be apart of this...team! (^ o ^ ❀) Thank you...for having me... (> . < ❀)

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-{ wow didnt know w[E] h[A]d gho$t$ on h[E]r[E] lmm[A]o ☽

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@kingdomCardiologist[KC]

i would love to visit an airport someday

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Let's go together. I will be normal.

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@kingdomCardiologist[KC]

you can be whoever you want to be.

-{ g[E]ttin mmor[E] of mmy p[A]l$ up on chittr c[A]nt w[A]it to $[E][E] [E]mm :) ☽

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fucked up in The crib drinkin dr. Trolly

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@divineMechanicals[DM]

#dogposting https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-08_101141598.png this is @dionysianOrpheus as a dog

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oooh, ooooooooh! me next!!!!!!!!

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=>>øh nø what happened tø its løwer part!!>>>

-{ h[A]h[A] h[E][E][E][E][E][E][E]ll fuckin y[E][A] ☽

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🐾oooo x) hehe,

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they shaved him

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-{ w[E] do [A] littl[E] [A] quirk mmixin ju$t for fun ☽

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-{ i know $omm[E] oth[E]r viol[E]t$ [A]r[E] r[E][E]l pr[E]$tigiou$ typ[E]$ [B]ut th[A]t'$ f[A]r frmm mm[E] lol ☽

-{ oh y[E][A] follow up frmm y[E]$t[E]rd[A]y inquiry [A]ll th[E] pronoun$ th[A]t$$$$$$$ right

-{ how mm[A]ny pronoun$ c[A]n on[E] h[A]v[E] [B][E]for[E] th[E]y $top you

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:33< infinity

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DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i haven't found the limit yet!

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-{ 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛 woo y[E][A] 🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛

I am not a regular guy. I cannot enter a space.

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Gordon, I'm trans!

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Women.

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BMO.

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:33< huge agr33!

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Me too!

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H4NDSH4K3S!!!

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would

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who said that!

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H3H3H3!

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maybe some time we can do a dungeon or something

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OH M4N!! 1F 1 3V3R G3T SUBSCR1PT1ON 1'M DOWN! >:]

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lmk

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W1LL DO! >:]

-{ ju$t found mmy f[A]v [A]ccount [E]v[E]r on h[E]r[E] h[A]$ht[A]g [B]l[E]$$

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