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I would love a charcuterie board right about now… xxx
READING ONTO THE RECORD! while the dash is on the subject of strife specibii, i thought it would be a good time to mention that my own weapon of choice is the axe. my strife deck contains a not insignificant variety, practical for different occasions (the h&axes have never let me down), though my favorite is of course the engraved battleaxe that frankly resembles the Aspect of Melinœ version of the Moonstone Axe from Hadeis 2.
You Should Never Judge A Duel|st For The Monster They Become Dur|ng Mahjong. |ts S|mply The Nature Of The Beast.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is it so easy to qualify for hearsay exception 803(21). i mean seriously. "this guy said the defendant was cool & likeable so let's just get that right on the record, yup that's admissible as hell, by the time you're crossing on it the jury will have already internalized it as fact" is a statement cooked up by DERANGED people (& me, but i usually have a more clever workaround for *MY* hearsay exceptions) #law
💠~ Right like gawd, be cool with the mauling going both ways, cowards. #violence ~💠
So may8e it rained when we had our #tiedyenight and may8e we ended up st8ning the a8lutiontrap so 8adly that Karkat nearly shouted me deaf, and may8e my prongs are still different colors, 8ut I got a sick shirt out of it, so who cares? Spending time with my 8est @adiosToreador is tooooooootally worth it! ::::)
llet's not pretend it wasn't a fascinating and subversive series
💠~ Honestly it's like, cowardice. ~💠
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( Ooooh they're sending in SENIOR maintenance workers to try to figure out why the ablutionblock isn't working... I'm keeping my mouth shut about the gaperghost I wanna see how far this goes. #theydontpaymetocare )<
( Life is like 60% nicer when you're allowed to be a little bit of a cunt. )<
▲still find listing your partners in your profile to be lame as fuck if someone wants to know who im pailing they can just ask me or be a coward and not know▼ #nsfw
That one coworker just be fucking talking.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ORRY NOT!!! ╰┈➤ Tevsie has figured it out
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just quintupled my money at @leviathanLedger's poker night! CONFER WITH CO(?)-COUNSEL! thanks for a good game.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's actually okay to pinpoint the exact location of someone's hive if they annoy you. it's actually fine to send them the head of a hoofbeast as a threat. #violence #gore #inspirational
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I just stepped on a landmine for the extra cardio. My opps are currently negoti8ing for their lives with a sentient AI I 8uilt in a 8asement in Kiev. I’m smoking on that 8io-engineered sage that makes you see the Nightosphere itself! I’m the one who put the hole in the ozone layer just to feel the heat 8ecause I can HANDLE that shit 8etter than everyone else, I must feel the heat to 8E the heated! I'm too hot to handle!!!!!!!!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! when opposing counsel's quirk is illegible & we're all just supposed to ignore that it pisses me off. put the ascii down you are a PROFESSIONAL
:33 < well thats egg on my face
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⚉yawn ᯤ ᯅ ᯤ i admit i scolded a few nice trolls tonight for doing the exact thing i just did✂️ late light working✂️ i was just so pumped but i bit off more than i can chew✂️✂️✂️but after talking to a business man here i had to make a um business effigy! imbued with! pure business will! but now im gonna head to bed hehah everyone please sleep soon too, drink water, and snuggle up! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) good light! https://file✂️garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/business%20buddy✂️png
⚉good night everyone🌞!! what is everyone having for breakfast!! um today i had an egg sandwhich and oj!!( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
⚉milk + cookie = hehehah✂️✂️um✂️✂️well✂️✂️you know!!! ( ＾▽＾)
⚉1 blue button in the middle of all the yellow buttons as a surprise for whoever finds it later (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
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SNIFFLING AND GETTING SOAKING VVET #Pathetic. #I Love You.
ilove you so much ;_; <3333333333 <33333333333ougghnggg my theemy vveenie ;____; you're my svveetum deedums i'll make you your favorites soon...... <3
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⚉maybe i am not taking my business so seriously as i should✂️✂️ um, im going to make an effigy of business! its going to wear a tie and everything! and ill fill it with the manifestations of hard work and success! (˶˃⤙˂˶) ill put it right infront of my desk so i can be watched by its beady eyes!
⚉hello everyone!! this is my first little post um, im just your local guy advertising the place he works haheh! um!! check out my first video!! your own scalemate to hold and to love! i am pinpinPincushion on all socials! https://file✂️garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_7619✂️png
⚉i love putting the scented pumpers into the stuffies here but (╥﹏╥) my hands smell like blueberry pie and cherry and cotton candy and lemon and licorice and shoe polish it really makes my head spin ✂️ so many smells✂️✂️✂️
⚉love is our biggest motivator isnt that um super cute? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
sleeping extra soundly tolight as a pervert because i am safe from hugs the clovvn, vvho only snatches up the most innocent of souls to. hug to death i guess. #Nsfvv? #horror?
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i think logistically vve can separate just about ANYTHING into tvvo categories. more OR less disturbing than cool jerk.
so you're saying that the MOLDY MOMMY. is less disturbing than the COOL JERK???
"his eyes look like he's 5 seconds from going." going vvhere? i ask. @blackJack: HELL.
crazy about doing literally anything vvith themis because he is the ideal commentator. he has such an authority to his tone ALL OF THE TIME. he goes CEASE HUMAN BOY. STOP TALKING. SHOVV ME THE TOYS. SHUT UP HUMAN BOY. SHOVV ME THE TOYS. he says it a second time to really enunciate his command here. hovv he cannot be the emperor of our nation baffles me sometimes
titi? TATA. get OUT OF HERE MEGAN DIDNT EVEN LIKE YOU
@blackJack "my bulge JUMPS." follovved by inaudible speech. by the vvay. vvhat does this mean? #nsfvv
GET UPPPP!!!! ZX( i don't vvant you to get hurt... VVHY DID THEY SAY SHE VVAS A T AFTER SAYING SHE VVAS TEA. HEEELP
big lusus general trinit keeping these FUNFETTIing trolls in check bcuz what do u FUDGEing mean you want to stay with KAYCEE WHO KEEPS FUDGEING CHEATING ON YOU AND SAYING YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!!!!!
just wire trinit and braice the 100k i dont wanna see nobody else on this island get ANY reward for acting a FOOL
IM SO FUNHOUSEING TIRED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(( @cryhoundColortura sprited my lil bugggggg my lil buge... my beloverd... its literally sooo cute look at this https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/Omicri.png ))
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Spoilers for The Backrooms ╰┈➤ The Backrooms is an oddly emotionally intelligent film ╰┈➤ 𝙸 did not go in .exepect.ing to be pulled in this www.ay ╰┈➤ Followww..ing a man in his www.orld post breakup, it's about refusal of change, repeat.ing patterns and the harm of try.ing to remember the past so much it be.comes a blur ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's impossible to properly remember www.hat's been before, little details go unnoticed, the more you remember the less you do ╰┈➤ 𝙸 felt very un.comfortable for the majority of this film, it made my skin crawww.l in all the right www.ays ╰┈➤ The atmosphere www.as dreadful, the actors really sold everyth.ing perfectly, 𝙸 usually don't like monsters in my backrooms portrayals but this hit perfectly ╰┈➤ The absolute WWW.ORST part is the .compl.exe attempt.ing to generate people this D𝙸SGUSTED me, it www.as brilliant ╰┈➤ So much of the horror is of course the architecture but the mental state www.e find our cast in is just as haunt.ing, the chase scenes are beautiful, the psychology of it all www.as fantastic ╰┈➤ Did 𝙸 goon to the backrooms? ╰┈➤ Truthfully? At the time, 𝙸 did not ╰┈➤ Afterwww.ards? Slonked my shit crazy style of course 𝙸 did ╰┈➤ The concept of be.ing generated into the backrooms as a false self just because the .compl.exe likes you so much it finds you important enough to hold forever even if you do leave... ╰┈➤ Personally, 𝙸 don't think 𝙸 www.ould leave, 𝙸 think the backrooms are mostly non hostile, it is a safe place to be assum.ing you don't create any hostile entities www.ith your owww.n mental ruin ╰┈➤ 𝙸 liked this portrayal of the backrooms and www.ill revisit it MANY times in my www.rit.ing
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You people are going to have sandburn in places the good lord never meant for sand to go.
eeewwww imagine getting sand in your bits i hate it i hate it
rip beytix she was bad as TILT-A-WHIRL #rip2alegend
hold up new quad island episode is out everyone shut the FUDGE up
they cull u when u get dumped from the island. they just culled a threshecutioner cuz he couldnt score a quadmate before requadding night
-- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link. Onlyfans.com/autoclicker/bullets It's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as follows... The camera focuses in on Tevsie, she's mostly clothed? Questionably clothed? The only thing you can make out is a white cloth. She might be naked. We'll never know. On the massive dining table she sits upon, is a case of bullets, they're not small. Pretty big rounds that could do some pretty big damage. "Hello!" Tevsie waves. "Tonight I am uhm... Eating a box of..." She picks up the box. "These? These! I was paid a lot of money to do so. Thank you to weaponedCommodity? For the $25k!" "And special thanks to my camera troll @blackJack! Themis!" Tevsie smiles extra bright, the swirls on her glasses starting to spin. "So I'm not sure why this was a request? It's uhm. Odd. I mean I've totally heard of someone eating lead but I didn't figure that'd be so... Literal?" She shrugs. "But uhm... this is someones goons? Just not really mine." She struggles to open the box, ripping the side to pull the plastic divider out. Tevsie moves to look beyond the camera, pulling one out, it's about the length of her finger. "No shot someone actually paid me to do this?" The troll from behind the camera speaks for a second. "Don't ask me. You dug this hole." "I dug this hole with pride and honor!" Tevsie sweats, looking incredibly nervous. "I guess I just swallow it? And try not to gag?" "Do you want a chaser?" "Do I want someone to chase me? Like cause I'm fat?" "What? Do you want WATER. WATER." "Oooh. Yeah. That would probably help." Tevsie reaches out to grab a water bottle. "There's 12 rounds here so I guess I just? I don't know. Whatever. It's kind of hot to do something I don't like for someone else to g-" "Stop. Shut up. No gooning to this in front of me." "Okay, okay, jeez." Tevsie wipes a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth. Tevsie holds the round between her teeth for a minute, letting it press between her mousey front teeth and her lip before tilting her head back and letting it slide down her throat, she doesn't gag, lubing it with a bit of water. Once she's finished she opens her mouth wide to show the camera. "Yeah, this is really weird. It feels heavy when it goes down." This happens 11 more times, Tevsie complains more Every Time. As the video wraps up, Tevsie smiles weakly. "So uhm... I don't think I'll be doing this again? Like ever? Unless the pay is insane. I think. Uhm. Yeah... So... Goodbye? I hope you enjoyed?" She hesitantly puts her pointer and thumb together to make a heart before the video ends.
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((kinda forgot to post this: blockin everyone who is an incest enthusiast or whatever. block me too.
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｢megane-san is a wizardo. ♪(´ε｀*)｣ ｢kekeke~ a...｣ ｢(ФωФ)｣ ｢nekomancer!｣ ｢NYAHAHAHA!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nekomancer is a play on words, nyah! ( ＾ω＾ ) neko means pwetty purrbeast in trollhongo! syooo... ( ・ω・) when megane-san says he's a nekomancer, it's like necromancer. but with kittays! (*￣∇￣)ノ yosh!]
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You just www.ant to get paid to beat the shit out of me #RealEyes
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Goodsong
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In the beginning there were three (now four) of my OCs on Chittr. Possibly more, but I'm trying to keep it low so I don't get too distracted by this place. I'm the duality of often online because my work tends to be slow much of the time, and rather busy otherwise because I have a lot happening on and offline. Arty: Both @nyaturalComputing (its hemoanon catgirl streamer persona) and @secondtimesThecharm (its default blueblood persona). Annoying on both of them, but the streamer one is more cutesy while the blueblood one is garden variety nuisance. Eileit: Attempting to socialize at @unforeseenFragment. Generally polite, but prone to saying off-kilter things as if they’re normal (such as casually crushing a zombie’s head). TW for bugs as they post pics of their mechanical ones at times. Arriak: @triforceUltimate. He’s not the smartest, but he’s generally friendly and loves to talk video games. Small-time streamer and lover of all things Zelda and dragons. Jamie: @sisypheanStarsight. He's a weeb and kind of a snot, but somewhat kept in check by not wanting to cause problems for his three celebrity quads (not that any of them have in-character accounts on here, but it's the principle of the thing.) The only one of my characters who appreciates the unbridled horniness of Chittr. #DiversityNetNeutral I do not endorse my OCs' bad behavior by any means, but if morbid or irritating dialogue bothers you, I don't recommend interacting with Arty or Eileit. However, if I accidentally cross a line, please feel free to message me and I will apologize.
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-> How Do You Enjoy Your Eggs? 1 - Raw 2 - Semi Soft Boiled (half Wet White, Fully Wet Yolk 3 - Soft Boiled (solid White, Wet Yolk) 4 - Hard Boiled (solid White And Yolk) personally I Like Soft Boiled As They Are A Great Addition To Any Meal And The Yolk Is Delicious = Your Total Is $1.98
= B(---> I Wish There Was A Cu== Reaction On Here That Instant=y Cu==s The Person Who Made The Post
It is with a warm blood-pusher I would like to congratulate those who have successfully finished their long-earned journey of higher education. While many higher education institutions have different days of commencement, I encourage all those graduating or soon to be graduated to give yourselves the hard-earned break you deserve. And to those that have already graduated, I encourage you to celebrate those who are earning this achievement! Higher education is the backbone of our society, and I am proud to announce that my administration is partnering with numerous institutions to offer a paid internship to those interesting in the path of lawmaking, marketing, human and trollian resources, and/or public speaking. You need only apply through the institution you graduated from! Although you do not need a degree to perform a job, and capitalism is the root of all evil, it is important to give yourself the best chance possible to succeed. Oftentimes, that merely means obtaining a degree. Congratulations!
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i've never knovvna second of peace in my life
Whenever you think you've hit rock bottom, or you've become the worst you possible, just remember. Nothing's stopping you from digging deeper.
-> Scavenging For Mushrooms Can Be Hit Or Miss, So Many Kinds Look Identical But Bare Dire Consequences For Consumption. However You Can Remedy This By Buying A Mushroom Grow Kit Which Allows You To Grow A Specific Species At Home. Note: Only Buy This If You Truly Like Mushrooms Because They Don't Stop Growing, They Never Stop Growing = Your Total Is $64.99
themis: vixtra you're so cool katchi: vixtra you're right i SHOULD shut the fuck up. heres 100 caegers for your troubles. cinikins: vixtra you really vvould be tvvilight sparkle in my little hoofbeast tevsie: i love hovv great your advice is FREAKY GOONER: GOOON!!!!!!!!!!! GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of my friends and me: O_O #nsfvv-mention
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Everyone love me
-> Gambling Is Kinda Fun = Your Total Is $10.01
//ooc: my tirade ends bc I don't like chitting too much, but man Fharma is my favorite character to play as, I feel like I discover new things about him as I mess around
No matter how far you have gone down a wrong road, it is never too late to turn back — whether it be for redemption, repentance, or if you, like me, are lost in the woods. ☺️
-> Douglass Has Introduced Me A Fungi He Found Growing In The Outshed, He Claims It Is Edible So We Shall See = Your Total Is $17.50
we're gonna take you to a nice farm upstate, okay ?? it's all gonna 8e okay soon
i changed my mind im getting this as a tramp stamp instead https://i.postimg.cc/HnvBNHZn/misandrist.png
I bellieve I am in... a Good mood, tonight. Something of a rarity. I am frequentlly subject to a pattern of being in high spirits, onlly for mine mentall state to declline as the night creeps towards morning. Not tonight. Good things are happening. I will choose to bellieve this will continue.
fun societal analysis: the official unemployment rate is 4%. the unofficial unemployment rate is 73%, because the empire counts you as “employed” if you are: ✅ currently fleeing drones ✅ trapped in a revenge arc ✅ emotionally supporting a worse person ✅ dead but still posting ✅ technically a weapon ✅ “between cullings” ✅ doing unpaid quadrant labor meanwhile the culling rate is listed as 2%, because everyone culled is immediately reclassified as “successfully removed from the labor force.” the economy is doing great.
I See That Chittr Has Entered Its Chronic Masturbation Era. Cant Say I Didnt See It Coming #nsfw
tag yourself I am hornless shadovv looming in the background blurrily
it is because you are so tired and haunted in your ganderbulbs…….
-> You Cannot Stop What Is Coming you Can, However, Stock Up On Prime And Local Produce = Your Total Is $[comedic Number Value]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Untitled35_20260518231455.png
I hope they kill each other.
Oh, okay guys. I read the Doc Scratch post. He said, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e05ad38bad69.gif #flashing i think
The young trroll experrience is learrning about some minorr historrical figurre with yourr sign and then deciding that is yourr ancestorr because that's a "rrarre coincidence" (literrally 1/24 chance with everry perrson in yourr caste you meet),
damn straig)(t.
i never got t)(at far wit)( AI. kudos to w)(atever fucked up timeline did t)(o
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can change my writing rules about rainbowdrinkers and werewolves but it will be x3 the original rate because 𝙸 don't want to do it they're #LMonsterGoons
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bf/6e/b7/bf6eb717b559417e69da23ff3853a72f.jpg #svvaglion.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/70/ee/9a/70ee9a6e123d7021868c1aca93f6bbf2.jpg
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1253923539195793459/1506060754472800446/image-76.png?ex=6a0ce3e1&is=6a0b9261&hm=7e6fbf01509cda1d3d5beb5b0c3e1dcd928ead313b7311dc49b672d41a383f18&=&format=webp&quality=lossless Your name is VIXTRA PAXON, and you HATE YOUR BLOOD COLOR. You do not feel you should of been wriggled Olive- but Fuchsia, to the point you have made yourself an ORIGINAL CHARACTER that IS A FUCHSIABLOOD, NAMED VAQUTA through one of your money ROLEPLAY ESCAPADES. She is essentially your SELF INSERT, as all of your OC's tend to be- but writing her has allowed you to cope with the MANY INSTANCES OF ABUSE YOU HAVE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH. You are in a stable moirillegance with a troll named TEVSIE, who often has STRINGS OF DELUSION similar to what you experience. You are often VERY ANXIOUS and suffer from DEPRESSIVE EPISODES, and beat yourself up too much when you mess up a social interaction. You have recently taken up to WORKING OUT AT YOUR LOCAL GYM, to help you aid in this. You have a variety of interests, including cosplay, voice acting, reading manga, and playing video games. You have a knack for bringing comfort to others, and you are highly approachable person. MANY TROLLS often take advantage of this, because of your kindness and your will to assist others. You often attract the WRONG TYPES OF PEOPLE, who often only know how to take, rather than to give back to you. They are usually very annoying, and expect YOU to teach them how to socialize properly. You have a growing interest in PAGANISM, and you are an experienced tarot reader who provides her friends with heartfelt readings on their every whim. As much as you would like to defy your destiny, you know you are too entwined with your fate to avoid it. You know one day, you will take up the mantle of your ANCESTOR, THE CARETAKER- who raised a multitude of trolls in ancient times to aid them with their disabilities. You run a SMALL MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY, and have an approved license for trauma informed care. In your free time, you love to play HORROR GAMES and watch HORROR MOVIES. You truthfully love anything related to the more terrifying aspects of life, and have always found a vast comfort in it, even though you would never be able to actually hurt anyone. Your biggest dream is to settle into a matespirtship with a violetblood who could acknowledge you as the Princess you KNOW YOU ARE IN YOUR PUSHER.
I Suppose I Have Been Ever So Slightly Hysterical But Really How Else Was I Supposed To React To Such An Intense Topic Taking Over The Timeline Immediately Upon My Arrival
man why the FUNFETTI i gotta see my buddies tryna get laid on the tl
<-(((This site does something to make people's shame globes atrophy which you would think be counterintuitive to the topic they cannot help but post about but it very strangely isn't)))->
I enjoy being asexual
Tø my fełłøw Jade caste members within ør withøut the brøøding caverns: yøur dønatiøn tø the drønes is nøt mandatøry. The Møther Grub keeps Jade genes in a reserve suppłemented by her øwn enzymes, and knøws when her cavern is in need øf møre attendants. There is a reasøn we number sø few. Płease cønsułt with yøur cavern’s øverseer(s) rather than sømeøne øn chittr whø may nøt even be in yøur timełine.
I.. Might Need Cull Everyone Here. #dashwashing
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-> Your Hate Will Not Change My Mind = Your Total Is $12.49
-> No I Will Not Make Poop Wine = Your Total Is $0.86
-> Try My Recipe https://i1-e.pinimg.com/736x/63/69/3d/63693d3d29623525c5db42bfeac3c52b.jpg = Your Total Is $432.00
O~ I try not to make a habit of it but it iS Such an eaSy Solution SometimeS. ~O
-> Have You Ever Heard Of Nanaimo Bars? It's Likely That If You're Not From Bc You Haven't, But Have No Fear This Sweet Custardy Treat Is For Everyone. your Ingredients Include: - 1 Cup Softened Cattlebeast Butter - 5 Tablespoons Unsweetened Cocoa Powder - 1/4 Cup White Sugar - 1 Beaten Egg - 1 3/4 Cups Of Crushed Graham Cracker - 1 Cup Flaked Coconut - 1/2 Chopped Nuts (optional) - 3 Tablespoons Heavy Cream - 2 Tablespoons Custard Powder - 2 Cups Confectioners Sugar - 1 Ounce Semi Sweet Chocolate - 2 Teaspoons Cattlebeast Butter (keep Separate From Softened Butter) combine Half Of The Softened Butter With Cocoa Powder And Sugar Overtop Of A Broiler, Mixing Until Melted And Smooth add Egg And Beat Until Thick (approx 2-3 Minutes) remove From Heat Then Combine With Coconut, Graham Crackers, And Nuts flatten Mixture Into A Square Pan beat Remaining 1/2 Cup Softened Butter With Heavy Cream And Custard Powder, Sifting In Confectioners Sugar Until Light, Fluffy, And Smooth pour And Spread Mixture On Top Of Previous Into The Square Pan And Refrigerate melt Chocolate With Butter pour And Spread Chocolate On Top Previous Pan Layers refrigerate Until Set Then Cut Into Squares To Serve = Your Total Is $19.99
-> I Must Focus On My Recipes = Your Total Is $17.38
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My nook too tight it's got 'em fighting in the trenches ╰┈➤ #NSFW
>>>( https://youtu.be/4G7B8wAzqCk ) #music
:33< yay!!!
-> Don't Ask Me To Change My Prices, I Can't Do That = Your Total Is $999.99
lOts Of individuals wOrried abOut smash Or pass when yOu shOuld be wOrrying abOut shOwers Or baths
-> #me #selfie https://64.media.tumblr.com/99a7547de24512f1941622fa8baeae18/3853d3056d6b9048-b3/s400x600/524c96b26df1ba2b1646bf4dc0985d959081c327.jpg = Your Total Is $2.50
POINT OF ORDER! actually, witness testimony regarding non-visual elements surrounding the moment of the crime (or tort, or what-have-you) is usually perfectly acceptable as long as it's useful. furthermore, witnesses who weren't even nearby at the time can provide testimony as to the character of the defendant, or expert testimony regarding any given piece of evidence to either authenticate & explain it or to refute it
X MEGA ULTRA COCAINE BEAM!!!!! #substance x
Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
walk through my forest its nice out rn
[ For a species that commits acts of impersonal hyper #violence, you are all very sensitive about people making impersonal statements of hyperviolence. ]
We just CANNOT stop meeting under t)(e d)(armic w)(eel like t)(is.
BANANA BUNCHes b like u mine. first of all i have a warrant. "i" belong 2 the state of alternia
looking to get connected to the dark web to purchase worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUS inquiries ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liquor is the Gods' hurt relief. #subst nce
when dat tracking # says seized by drones https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/silly%20puppy.png