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Most annoy/ing Chittr User dies at midnight tomorrow light/ DM your suggestions or comment them/ #Violence
...not much, really....
No8ody gives a goddamn! #Vaugeposting #InsideJoke
[T] Think people are misconstruing previous post, I am not soliciting kidnapping for fun and sexy reasons.] [T] This is not my sexual fetish I simply do not want to be here and death is acceptable.] [L] LOL. #suggestive #kidnapping]
[F] Foolproof and blameless way to get out of work, though...]
[A] Another night, another kidnapping of which I am not the victim.] [S] Sigh.]
Not particullarlly. The llack of range and reach offered are traded for no particullar benefit aside from personall comfort. A dedicated warrior who excells in hand to hand combat woulld simplly be even more so capablle with an actuall weapon.
Fistkind is a weapon choice for the confident, and the soon to be dead. Generally, both at once.
WANNA SEE MY IMPRESSIꐦN ꐦF THE AVERAGE CHITTR USER? *GETS IN 12 RELATIꐦNSHIPS AND CHEATS ꐦN ALL ꐦF THEM.* #NQUEMESEETHING
Chews Chews chews Chews Chew Gnaw
¡ w¡!! happ¡!y ea7 whoever 7hey are
WWHAT THAT IS NOT HOWW A JACKPOT FUCKIN WWORKS GIVVE IT BACK
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Being stuck at sea wasn't all bad, n0tably f0r the lack 0f seadwellers ar0und, but als0 f0r the ∿any fish I was able t0 catch. I'll leave y0u with ∿y best 0ne f0r #fishingfriday. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 It has been a while since I last p0sted. I have been stuck at sea. 𓆝
Artistic rendition incoming. Sometimes, inspiration strikes in the heat of the moment, and these passionate mares were trottin' and frottin' with such a jovial steeze that I couldn't help but jot down a recreation of my own. I know approximately one of the people in this picture, so it's basically not weird, anyway.
The sequins were a pain to+ stitch, but in the end they were wo+rth it. Thank yo+u, dearest.
So+mething I stitched up fo+r to+lights ball at Sassacre Co+urt mano+r, thank yo+u @antaresesGo+ssamer fo+r the go+rgeo+us pictures. See yo+u all so+o+n.
Oh, Eridan! These are ALL much too crass. This is simply a friend helping another friend there is no need to make it so inappropri8te.
0+ne has to+ think to+ themselves, am I in the right space to+ act this way? And if no+t, always remember, this is chittr do+t ing. Go+ o+utside.
𓂃𓊝𓂃 D0 n0t c0ncern y0urself with insignificant things like quadrants. 0nly y0u can lead a fruitful life, it isn't a quadrant that will change that. Live f0r y0u. 𓆝
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 1:] V @celestialAbsurdity <[V is an eager and enigmatic troll who comes from the beating pusher of a decrepit forest——a witch, if you may. She’s well-attuned to the mysteries of life. A sleuth of elder gods, an overseer of fortunes. She has as many passions as she has secrets: if you’re looking to have your FORTUNE READ or your BURNING TROLL NARUTO QUESTIONS ANSWERED, she’s your eclectic ebberess.] <[Here we’ve asked her a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know her better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what she has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] This section has been removed for privacy’s sake! You’ll have to find out more on the show! In the words of our interviewee: CA: uhm, anyways though!!!!!! [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] CA: do other places like beforus count or just alternia? Z: ? TA: Preferably a place on Alternia. BUT I don't think they'll say anything if you 🗨 about a place on Beforus/Beforus itself. CA: i'd wanna go where my dear, sweet idmone is on beforus...... ^_^ CA: he is...............<3 CA: ehehehehehehehehehehehe. CA: he's so enchanting ^_^ CA: and he's tall and cerulean and kind and the sweetest E\/ERRRRR!!! ^_^ CA: he is my SOULMATE...<3 [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] CA: uhmmmm ^_^ i'm assuming i'll win i ha\/e no other choice but to sur\/i\/e ^_^ not that blood plays into anything but i do ha\/e specific genes and connections to otherwordly things so one way or another i will make it out just fine ^_^ CA: i am meant to suffer anyways ^_^ this is just another step in that process ^_^ it'll be okie dokie CA: i can also just kill anyone i ha\/e to Z: ) [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] CA: oh yay!!! Z: D CA: that sounds like fun!!! CA: i ha\/e a lot of creati\/ity in my aura ^_^ CA: and i'm not a dum dum ^_^ CA: hm.... i dunno!!!!! CA: i think i'll team up if the trolls i'm around are nicies. CA: i think i'm just gonna go in and try my best ^_^ that is all i can do!!!!!!!!!! [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?—] CA: my gut is telling me that trolls will not like me as much as i would like them to. this usually happens!!!!! ^_^ [Feel free to predict how the SHOW will pan out.] CA: hm..... CA: i suppose i can do a reading if you want a prediction! TA: Have at it! CA: may i pull some cards for a potential outcome? Z: ] TA: The stage is YOURS, my Friend. CA: perfect!!!!! CA: just a moment… CA: HOW THE SHOW WILL PAN OUT: CA: QUEEN OF PENTACLES: a lot of energy, sponsors, and o\/erall a good energy that is determined to focus on wealth and material goods!!!! a LOT will be accomplished, and the atmosphere will be similar to a hi\/e, or just feel like a hi\/e away from hi\/e mayhaps...? CA: i think many will tune in and a lot of great insight will be pulled from the show!!!! CA: THE HERMIT; RE\/ERSED. CA: hm... a lack of wit and common sense here!!! ^_^ this could also mean that those who ha\/e been isolating themsel\/es will be coming out, now and sharing their truths. there is a \/ulnerability in this card. CA: THE FI\/E OF CUPS; RE\/ERSED: CA: in it's upright form, this represents a feeling of loneliness. there are going to be periods where others feel lost, or trapped, but there is a great chance they will get out!!!! CA: reco\/ery is possible! CA: o\/erall- the show will most likely go well or the way it is initially planned to be panned out by it's producers, i think! CA: onto my fate: CA: how peculiar. ^_^ a card mo\/ed from its upright to re\/erse. CA: 7 OF WANDS: i will ha\/e to defend myself. ^_^ others will try and attack me. lol ^_^ CA: THE HIGH PRIESTESS: a card of deep self reflection and inaction. hm! CA: THE 8 OF PENTACLES: a lot, or \/ery little work in\/ol\/ed! how peculiar! CA: upon asking if i will sur\/i\/e- the answer is yes, i think! CA: the hermit, the moon re\/ersed, and the queen of pentacles! [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] CA: oh otay ^_^ what's up??? Z: ] CA: hmmmmmmmm.... ^_^ CA: wowie that's a lot ^_^ i could order grubtaco bell fore\/er without e\/er ha\/ing to worry again ^_^ CA: i think i would get more sasuke and \/ merch, fund some dream cosplays, and figure out a way off of alternia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just anything i can do to li\/e a peaceful life... ^_^ CA: i'd happily donate and help out any other trolls in need also ^_^ [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ CA: oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ CA: and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CA: lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ ________________________________ <[Isn’t she so FASCINATING? This concludes our FIRST INTERVIEW! Only one of many that will be posted in this segment! Be on the lookout for the NEXT PART! As ALWAYS, thanks to our not-so-secret-anymore guest @televisedAviamor, who did us a big FAVOR interviewing all the CONTESTANTS!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #healthcarewxrkers. #meme. #lxl. - xx
What about girl brain? Girl hobbies and interest? What about the girl as a whole person beyond the genitalia attached to her? Give me a fucking break.
i+'s +ime for an annual reminder. +ha+ +ouching grass and going ou+side. is ac+ually beneficial. +ry i+ some+ime.
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ 𝓈iz𝑒 do𝑒𝓈 matt𝑒r my fri𝑒nd𝓈 try 𝑒mbroid𝑒ring wit𝒽 a 75-11 and g𝑒t back to m𝑒 to 𝓈𝑒𝑒 if t𝒽in𝑒 tun𝑒 𝒽at𝒽 c𝒽ang𝑒d lul ┈ ┈ ┈
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Tr0ll J0hnny Cash is ∿y fav0rite artist 0f all ti∿e. D0n't think any0ne can replicate hi∿. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Hunnie keeps enc0uraging ∿e t0 p0st ∿0re pictures 0f ∿yself. Even if it’s a silly atte∿pt at trying t0 find ∿e “quad ∿ates”, I’ll indulge this 0nce. 𓆝
/\💪💪💪💪aLWays hahahg drop 25 Likes and hunniebunnieLL hose me doWn before muddin/\
𑄝 chattt. @resoluttteRev'aenttt IS LOWKEY A TTTANK!!!!! PAWWSOOOMMEEE. rwar. ੭
/\20 Likes and iLL break em With my Legs abd arms hoWbout that }:))/\
𑄝 chattt. OKAY PARDN'AS!!! LITTTTTTLE LATTTE LIGHTTT STTTREAM WITTTH @resoluttteRev'aenttt !!!!!! WE'RE EXPLODING WATTT'AMELONS AND TTTHEY'RE TTTAKING ME FOR A RIDE IN TTTHEIR FOUR WHEEL'A!!!!!!! ;3c #VLOG #LIVE #LIVESTTTREAM #TTTWITTTCH #CAR #DRIVING #BADDIESONWHEELS #WATTT'AMELONVIOLENCE rwar. ੭
even the "good" ampora2 are 2en2iitiive a2 all fuck. ii'm wiith lux. take a nap, grandpa.
𑄝 chattt. UM... GIRL. ANYWAY.... LAWLLL SOZ GUYS YOU KNOW HOW ITTT IS WITTTH ME ALWAYS #KEEPINITTTREAL rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿ething t0 think ab0ut. 𓆝
𑄝 chattt. OMGGGGGGG BITTTCH. IF ITTTS NOTTT ABOUTTT YOU TTTHEN JUSTTT MIND YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS. VIOLETTTBLOOD ENTTTITTTLEMENTTT ATTT ITTTS FINESSSSTTT!!!!! LOWBLOODS ARE OPPRESSED BY YOUR CLASS TTTO TTTHIS DAYYYYYY!!!!! GETTT A GRIPPPPPP!!!! #LOWBLOODLYFE4LYFE #FUCKDAOPPRESSORS rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Truly, g00d f0r y0u f0r n0t being like the rest. ∿aybe, just ∿aybe, I wasn't talking ab0ut y0u, h∿? If it b0thered y0u this ∿uch, ∿aybe y0u g0t a l0t t0 reflect 0n. Sucks t0 suck, I supp0se. We c0uld've used s0∿e #w0ke vi0lets when the ∿assacres were 0ccurring, but 0h well. 𓆝
okay let’2 get you two bed grandpa.
𑄝 chattt. OML. VIOLETTTS ARE TTTHE MOSTTT ANNOYING CLASSSSSUUUGHHH!!!!!! ALL YOU BITTTCHES DO IS WHINE. #GOLDIESWOULDNEVA rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 H0es ∿ad. 𓆝
𑄝 chattt. ITTTS ALWAYS ONE OF TTTHE OPPRESSOR CLASSES TTTALKING ABOUTTT SOME "ITTTS NOTTT ALL OF US" WHILE SAYING SHITTT LIKE "TTTHOUGHTTTS LIKE TTTHATTT ARE GOING TTTO GETTT YOU KILLED." MFW rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 Get a bag. W0rk. Get 0ff ∿y ass and live. 𓆝
𑄝 chattt. FUCK YES BESSTTTTTTIIIEEE!!!! #GETTTSOOOMMEE rwar. ੭
𓂃𓊝𓂃 It's n0t even Twelfth Perigee's Eve. Big scary pu∿pkin. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿e 0f y0u really l0ve 0versharing, huh. N0 w0nder the E∿pire thinks we're all idi0ts, get up, g0 d0 s0∿ething useful. 𓆝
𓂃𓊝𓂃 S0∿e0ne d0esn't kn0w h0w setting up a ca∿era w0rks. Happy accidents, y0u c0uld say. 𓆝
hi. it's me. bug. the sofa rater. 6/10 it compels me. but i don't like the number 7.
sometimes i get jumpscared by minions posting
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idiot FUGLY chungus.
((1MPORTANT POST TAGS: #v1olence #blood #gore #substances #drugs #drug-reference #med1cal-sedat1on #med1cal-proceedure #body-horror #death #k1ll1ng * = sect1on of the wr1t1ng for the embedded youtube v1deo to prov1de scene v1be reference. art by @creat1cGoet1c1st)) >access/SCB_SCARAB/act1vate/act1ons/STREAM1NG_FOOTAGE/play/act1ve_transcrawl1ng/store_as/SCB_SCARAB_70.mov >access/STREAM1NG_FOOTAGE/S/act1ve/play/v1deo_transcrawl1ng [The warn1ngs “BLOODBAG” and “W1LL B1TE” on a hast1ly posted s1gnage outs1de of the metal bars were as clear as day. Beyond the cell bars, the METAL MUZZLED BLOODBAG hung ups1de down, suspended from the ce1l1ng by a length of th1ck cha1ns looped through a pulley system w1th a w1nd1ng lever on the r1ght wall. An 1V l1ne ran d1rectly from a po1nt a few cent1meters below her bare clav1cle, just above her sports bra 1nto the open1ngs of shoddy, reused gas cans. The cha1ns j1ngled as Hayaah occas1onally struggled aga1nst the b1nds that held her legs together and arms beh1nd her back. Her ha1r dangled past her head 1n a messy bra1d that nearly touched the floor. Even though 1t was a short t1me, she was def1n1tely worse for wear, sk1n not1ceably pale w1th sunken eyes and match1ng dark c1rcles under them. The area around the cont1nuous 1V l1ne was bru1sed a deep, tarn1shed gold w1th two small streams of blood leak1ng out from the puncture wound. Hayaah was t1red, much more so than she had been 1n a long t1me. Desp1te the hot-as-hell desert planet, her cell was cold and wet, mean1ng she was e1ther 1n a cave system or underground. Hayaah eyed her removed jacket and sh1rt that sat 1n a p1le 1n an unreachable corner as she felt a sudden draft send a ch1ll down her mostly exposed sp1ne. Somewhere down the l1kely hallway, a door opened, chang1ng the space’s a1r pressure system, 1nd1cat1ng that Hayaah was about to have another v1s1tor. A short, scrappy 1mp sauntered down the hallway, keys jangl1ng at 1ts h1ps as 1t carr1ed an empty gas can 1n hand. Sett1ng the cans down, the 1mp unlocked the cell door, lett1ng 1tself 1n w1thout a care 1n the world. 1t sw1tched out the now blood-f1lled gas can w1th the empty one, 1gnor1ng the daggers Hayaah glared 1nto 1ts head wh1le wh1stl1ng a l1ttle tune to 1tself. 1t was about to turn around and leave before not1c1ng that the 1V l1ne had started leak1ng. Hes1tantly, 1t looked back to the open door, th1nk1ng about not1fy1ng a h1gher-up, but shrugged to 1tself, com1ng to the conclus1on that 1t was better off just chang1ng the 1V cannula by 1tself. The 1mp started towards the cha1n w1nd1ng lever before snapp1ng 1ts f1ngers and produc1ng a syr1nge w1th clear l1qu1d content. Hayaah’s yellow and blue mono-colored eyes w1dened as she attempted to sh1ft 1n her restra1nts before the needle p1erced the sk1n at her neck and 1ts contents empt1ed. Hayaah let out a small cry, and a moment later she became notably lax, the tenseness eas1ng out of her muscles as her eyes became half-l1dded and breath1ng slowed. The 1mp returned to 1ts prev1ous path plan, reach1ng the lever and started to turn 1t. When Hayaah was f1n1shed be1ng slowly lowered to the ground, the 1mp locked the lever and returned to the capt1ve troll. Choos1ng between the keys, the 1mp found the correct one that unlocked the troll’s hand and arm restra1nts that connected to the ma1n cha1n l1ne. Lay1ng her flat on her back, the 1mp f1shed out of 1ts pockets another fresh 1V cannula and l1ne, keep1ng an eye on the sedated capt1ve w1th half a care on 1ts m1nd. After prepar1ng the new 1V, the 1mp removed the old, result1ng 1n a pa1ned moan and clutched f1sts but l1ttle movement otherw1se. That was, unt1l the moment the 1mp attempted to 1nsert the new 1V. Hayaah’s eyes snapped open and the closest free hand grabbed the 1mp’s wr1st of the hand hold1ng the cannula. The 1mp yelped 1n surpr1se, but was unable to do much else, as Hayaah’s movements were too qu1ck for 1t. Tw1st1ng the 1mp’s arm, she forced out the 1V out of the captor’s hand and subsequently sp1nn1ng 1t around to face away from her. Us1ng her ps1on1cs, Hayaah unlocked the lever and spun the w1nder, caus1ng the cha1ns to cl1nk rap1dly and fall 1nto a mound on the ground. Us1ng ps1on1cs aga1n, she brought the cha1ns to her free hand and wrapped 1t around the 1mps neck, yank1ng both ends 1n oppos1te d1rect1ons. The 1mp had no t1me to cause alarm as 1ts neck was crushed and 1ts body d1ss1pat1ng 1nto a small p1le of gr1st and a clamor1ng keyr1ng. Hayaah sat up for a moment, heav1ly breath1ng before allow1ng herself to ease forward to snatch the keyr1ng, try1ng key after key unt1l she freed herself from the metal b1nds. Attempt1ng to stand, the blood rushed from her head back 1nto normal flow, caus1ng her to momentar1ly stagger. She put a hand on her chest over the blood-dra1n1ng wound, 1t tak1ng 20 seconds to completely heal closed. Too slow for comfort. Hayaah cl1cked her tongue 1n frustrat1on as she went to the corner of the cell to retr1eve her sh1rt and jacket and redressed herself. Hayaah momentar1ly paced 1n the cell, attempt1ng to undo the glar1ngly obtrus1ve metal muzzle’s hold on her to no ava1l. Dropp1ng the keyr1ng, Hayaah d1dn’t bother to l1nger 1n the cell any longer. Creep1ng to the open cell door, she looked left and r1ght to case the 1mmed1ate surround1ngs. Empty. Noth1ng. No one. Just a d1mly l1t hallway that curved away from the cell block. These 1mps really were *that* stup1d after all. W1th that, the ex-capt1ve troll took off 1n a spr1nt through the stone-carved halls. Confused 1mps of d1fferent shapes, s1zes, and ranks stared dumbfounded as she breezed past them. Some 1mps gathered the1r w1ts and followed Hayaah, yell1ng and brand1sh1ng 1mpromptu weapons beh1nd her. From the perspect1ve of the not yet not1ced SCARAB drone, the rema1n1ng uploaded footage looked l1ke a scene r1ght out of a h1gh-octane Altern1an act1on mov1e*. Hayaah used anyth1ng w1th1n arm’s reach, rang1ng from handfuls of nuts and bolts, g1ant fuck-off automot1ve wrenches, and even other smaller 1mps. She shrugged off stab wounds and punctures, us1ng the embedded makesh1ft and very real weapons to plow through 1mps 1n her wake. Although her charg1ng seemed 1n1t1ally d1rect1onless, 1t becomes obv1ous to keen-eyed v1ewers that she was mak1ng a mental map of the 1mp-1nfested structure. 1t took a broken, rusted p1ke skewer1ng Hayaah through the back and out through the stomach to recogn1ze she needed to call 1t qu1ts. Tak1ng rap1d breaths, she pulled the weapon through and out ent1rely w1th a yell. Sober1ngly, 1t took notably longer than normal for the hole to heal. She had to get out of there. P1vot1ng, Hayaah headed 1n the d1rect1on of revv1ng 1mpact dr1lls and crackl1ng sparks of 1n-process weld1ng. The space she ran 1nto w1dened drast1cally w1th h1gh ce1l1ngs lead1ng to a tunnel lead1ng outs1de. She was surrounded w1th more dangl1ng cha1ns and d1fferent veh1cles at d1fferent states of repa1r or decay. Desp1te spott1ng the broken s1lhouette of her scuttlebuggy from across the space, Hayaah pa1nfully left 1t beh1nd, a1m1ng for a just-parked su1cycle close to the ex1t tunnel. The mad dash was dramat1c and successful, but barely. The su1cycle’s eng1ne revved and echoed as 1t sped through and out of the tunnel. Hayaah was met w1th the fam1l1ar mounta1nous desert landscape, h1tt1ng the wall of 1ts unrelent1ng dust and heat. For a spl1t second, she gr1maced at the env1ronmental change, almost m1ss1ng the hold1ng cell. Almost. Hayaah sped off 1n no part1cular d1rect1on, just anywhere away from wherever she had been. After a few m1nutes of dr1v1ng away as fast as the lanc1ng back, she saw the shr1nk1ng mass of a steep, vert1cal, mounta1nous structure l1ttered w1th cave ex1ts at d1fferent places and elevat1ons. At the very top and droop1ng down the sheer edges was uncharacter1st1c greenery. 1t cl1cked for her then why the 1mps attempted to dra1n her empty of L1FE BLOOD, but 1t wasn’t the t1me to dwell on 1t. She turned to focus on speed1ng ahead to the closest canyon range to lose any attempt1ng chase. Anywhere but here. 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[I] I, too, am in this episode.]
Oooh...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You know...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Nefur noticed...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ #LiePosting...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
<o>ne sp<o>ts elitism, sp<o>ken by th<o>se wh<o> <o>nly spectate. disgusting.
As the always
I have just seen the theme for the next #Gothnight. It concerns a fashion style that I have been wearing for several hundred sweeps. So, with that in mind, here are some things to keep in mind, crossposted from my reply to the announcement (with a few things added). Remember that there are consequences to angering a faerie. A few words of warning and caution, as well as advice. Heed this. Lolita Fashion is not a 'sexy' fashion. Whilst it does have a gothic substyle, said substyle is not sexualised. Lolita fashion is a modest fashion that is often misrepresented. If you want to wear Lolita fashion to this event, DO NOT wear a skimpy outfit and call it Lolita. It is not. Lolita has specific guidelines that MUST be followed for an outfit to be considered Lolita. The outfit shown in the announcement photo is a very normal and good Lolita coordinate. Note the skirt length, the coverage, and the fact that it is not a 'maid dress'. 1: You MUST wear a skirt that falls to the knee. A little above is fine. ؛ଓelow to mid-calf is fine. HALFWAY UP YOUR THIGH IS NOT LOLITA. I mean it. Do NOT wear a short skirt and pretend it counts as Lolita. It does not. 2: You MUST wear a petticoat or crinoline to ensure the skirt is the correct silhouette. This is non negotiable. It is the silhouette that forms a fundamental part of a Lolita outfit. Said silhouette is a 'cupcake'/'bell' shape OR an A-line, like a triangle. The petticoat is underwear and should not be displayed as part of the dress. 3: No breasts/spheres out. Again, this is not a sexualised fashion. Some other things: Your dress MUST have straps at the very least, preferably with a blouse underneath. Lolita is a detailed, intricate fashion. Cheap fabrics will make your outfit look bad. Leather and latex are extremely hard to pull off in this fashion. If you must wear that, use it as an accessory, rather than for the dress. Try to wear a matching headpiece to balance out the volume of the skirt. There is a substyle called 'ero-Lolita'. This is a very difficult substyle to pull off unless you are extremely experienced in the fashion. I am only noting its existence to avoid someone acting like I do not know of it. I do. It is a bad idea for anyone trying Lolita as a beginner. Please do not attempt this substyle. You do not have to wear black for a Lolita outfit to fit in the 'gothic' substyle. Obviously, you do not have to wear Lolita fashion to this event, but if you do want to wear it, you MUST follow the basic rules to have your outfit considered as Lolita. Those who have interacted with me will know that I do not say this lightly: Please, Chittr. ⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆
Pawsonally, I will be doing Gothic Lolita crossed with Decora Lolita fur goth night...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Pale relations are only worthwhile when it's two evil women hyping each other up...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Announcing the theme fur our seclawnd #GothNight!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
How are you go/ing to hate my joke about polyquads when you don't even have monoquads/// For the record, I don't actually care what you fleshbumps do in the privacy of your blocks/ But it's still funny to make jokes at anyone's expense/ Even mine/
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Noth.ing immediately fatal as long as 𝙸 keep it clean ^~^
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Streets are say.ing 𝙸'm cuter than Lord English
...you all are pathetically horny..it's a bit disappointing....
I have enough money to retire furefur but the grind is my fetish...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ No ╰┈➤ Thank you
8=l < The fuchsia caste is rarer than any other 8=l < By that alone, each one is an heir or heiress 8=l < Only a handful are alive at any given time
// Outfits I sketched a longtime ago... https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/0FF9D2D5-AD21-4C42-8A9F-15AC251D1105.jpeg
[N] Not to be dramatic or anything but if my search history were leaked I would end my life. #cw-suicide]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ https://files.catbox.moe/joyluj.gif ]
[O] Okay. Had my one single allowed crash out.] [W] Will not go to the office tomorrow.] [I] I deserve this.]
Sometimes, when I don't wanna read someone's drivel, I let my eyes glaze over as I scroll past their post.
Aboslutely delighted by the #GothNight turn out!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ We're still pawtying fur a few more hours...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Hope to see those who couldn't make it next month!..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
[I] I am allowed to "crash out", I am in my own hive and no longer under the surveillance of the firm.] [I] I am allowed to throw shit in my hive and I am allowed to make bad decisions.] [H] HHDJSJSKK GODDDD JUST LET ME HAVE ONE FUCKING THHIIIING]
▲if you wanna see me in this shit better show up, till then, enjoy seeing the pieces kept apart...▼
In an alleyway in a bustling Beforan city is a doorway labeled "Backstreet Mods", as soon as you enter you're greeted with a metal, creaking elevator. On the panel are 3 buttons. "1", "2" "Operating Room", on the final button is an arrow "Meet me if you dare...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ" Hitting that last button, the shaky elevator *drops* you to the bottom. A beat graces your ears as the door opens behind you. A massive room full of medical equipment, x-ray machines, laughing gas, hospital beds. There's no smell so you can only assume all this blood is fake. Metal operating tables and sterile waiting room chairs line the walls, setting up a feast, Chinese takeout, salad bar... all the cheeses you can imagine. The bar tender, a quiet, androgynous cerulean, with ratted up hair sits there silently, counting the bottles, several medicine themed cocktails and shots are available. In the middle of the room is a giant metal dance floor, rusted tiles ready for heavy boots to whisp the night away. #GothNight https://msparp.chat/gothnight
༄ ｡°Truly, the infantalization of lowbloods is something to be mocked. Oh yes, how pitiable and silly and idiotic they are while they actively contribute to society and manage such worthless menial labor as data calculation, telecommunications, and data entry. Nevermind their contributions to the arts. Obviously, I am not speaking ill of the system we operate in as Alternians. That would be ludicrous. But the lower caste are not children.°｡ ༄
goldbloods b like i cant figure out how to set up my emulator
perchonally i think the way humans reproduce #nsfw #pregnancy is gross as fuck and if we was doin that as trolls id have moved to a new planet and lived as a grumborgle that reproduces with they minds or some shit
No+t to+ be to+o+ #unwo+ke, but I understand co+mpletely. The idea o+f having so+mething gestate inside me makes me shudder.
The various kidnappings and missing troll cases have gotten so stale I'm almost wishing I'd open my palmhusk to a vehicular manslaughter case. Which is fucked up, I recognize that's fucked up, so I have bared my back for the flogging of the century.
[MISC.] ...] [O] Oh.] [MISC.] ...] [W] Will I still need to go to work when Carcosa is built...?]
need someone to have a nucllear llevell melltdown crashout again on chittr so i can do a drive-by hecklle with my kismesis. i llove watchin peoplle socially sellf-immollate
NO MORE PET PAWLAY...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ GET JOBS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
[T] Think tomorrow is "Bring Your Lusus to Work Night".] [W] Would partake if it were "Bring a Bomb to Work Night".] #violence
I can not post a picture of myself or they will have one to use on the banned list at troll dennys. I can not lose my spot at the dumpster. I need this.
Trolls are always talking about a session. What about recession. Hmm..No I don't know what is meatyer. They hit the what.
XXXXO Chinese food!
// Host fit... She's always on some bullshit https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Untitled78_20260824130153.png
#GothNight is above efurrything else a dance pawty...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Dress crazy but be mindful of what's going to land you on your ass...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Pawple will brie there to pick you up but don't make a medicull emergency fur me to deal with...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Keep the heels at your pawsonal limit...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ If you're wobbling change the shoes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
If you're having a bad night I want you to know I'm feeling pawretty gouda...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
If #GothNight goes well you should expect this to be an efurry 30 moons event...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
It's ofur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Have to delete your account...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Also if you think I'm a bitch you need to pull up to my event and come kill me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I don't care...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ If you have such strong opinions make them known...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
#GothNight rules...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ No sex...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not pull your poles or your holes out...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You can dress like a slut though...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You can wear kink gear like harnesses, masks, collars, etc...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You can get bloody...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I would pawfur that you got bloody outside...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do not harm irrelevant innocents in your bloodshed...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ This is an all species, all hues event...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Non-goths are allowed, punks, grungeheads, witches, bitches, who cares, come in...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
ugh, people suck the fun out of anything.
I didn't know goth night would 8e so controversial 8efore it even 8egan. Geez louise!
Some of yov don't fvck ^nd like every time yov show yovr ^ss it's svper obviovs ^ctv^lly. #nsfw
#GOTHNIGHT...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Uh~h... Are we sup~posed to know that? You aren't real~ly coming out swinging wearing a sign around your neck saying, "This is for comedic purposes! Don't wor~ry about my ability to ban you! My overblown response about the distinction betwe~en #sfw and #nsfw has no bearing on anything nor does it reflect any rulings!" But nah, nah, my b chief. Shlang that thang brother. Shlang it.
nerds arguing over sex they arent going to have and what vocab to use for it is some of the most intense shit ive ever read about online i literally cannot put down my device this is either a genius pr stunt or some of the wildest stair stumble improv ive ever been inadequately warned about gotta see more
why is it crazy that you can bring kink attir≡ som≡wh≡r≡ but not fuck th≡r≡ its th≡ a≡sth≡tic of th≡ gath≡ring sam≡ way p≡opl≡ wh≡r≡ kink attir≡ to drag shows and conc≡rts but dont fuck th≡r≡?
-=[#kink isntt always sexual thoo? x-)_☺]=-
Brie the change you want to see in the world #GothNight...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
DO,NOT,TAKE,SUGARY,TREATS,FROMM,STRANGERS,NO,MMATTER,HOW,NICELY,THEY,OFFER,THEMM,TO,YOU,............,IMM,TRIPPING,BALLS,IN,THE,RENDY'S,PARKING,LOT,AND,I,HAVE,TO,CLOCK,IN,AN,HOUR,FROMM,NOW,.........,
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ That stupid fuck.ing www.ageslave lowww.er bluetrash CUCK is go.ing to br.ing COLD nachos www.ith NO jalapenos into the sacred place that is my H𝙸VE
📍Work can't deny a man hi$ $imple plea$ure$ <3 #$elfie http$://file📍garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/$elfie1📍png
[M] Megane-san I appreciate your wisdom but I do not think I am thinking of my senpai.] [MISC.] 😰]
// Probs missed his stop. 😔 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3cca6ea09d74.jpeg
// Canyou watch her while I smoke https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/StevieKOc1_outline.png <-- By TurnTgh on tumblr
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Okay. ╰┈➤ Cull yourself?
I love going outside and )(aving fun! 38)
0W133............ #5K8RF41L
Okay girl
I miss when highbloods used to publi=c=ly exe=c=ute ea=c=hother. now it's just highbloods mass killing lowbloods for no reason
no matter how many drones the empire sends, I am not be=c=oming a =c=ivil servant #hemospe=c=trumrolesaresomebullshitttttt
i love pailing and sex- SLOTS AT LU=C=KY =C=LOVER =C=ASINO & =C=ABARET??? 🤑🤑💸😍😍🥰😘💰💰💰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰💖
[P] Palmhusk play 'four hour city pop playlist to dissociate facefirst on sofa to'.] [O] On repeat.]
it got vworse.
[S] Since boss isn't here and I'm not actually labeled as his secretary, they forgot about me and I'm not even stuck in doc review.] [MISC.] :3] [I] I am "taking it easy".]
༻ 𖤓 d☼es any☼ne else dislike having nicknames ☼r... ☾ ༺
[N] NO FUCKING WAY ???] [E] EVERYTHING IS COMING UP MADS TONIGHT !!!!!!!] [h] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5e04f623608.jpeg]
computer. reptile by nine inch nailss. loud enough to kill #tuness httpss://tidal.com/track/637220/u
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｢(*￣∇￣)ノ blackjack-kun, your jackpot helped megane-san find the right path in his laifu... (*/∀＼*) he is choto grateful!｣
iT SEEMS TO ME, tO BE A STRANGE SET OF PRIORITIES TO, bE ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO BE A JERK, bUT THEN GETT1NG MAD WHEN, pEOPLE THINK YOU ARE A JERK, iN WAYS YOU PERHAPS, dID NOT INTEND BUT ARE STILL, dOING, oR, tO GET UPSET WHEN YOU ARE, bEING A JERK, aS IS YOUR STATED GOAL, aND THEN OTHER PEOPLE, aRE L1KE, hEY, qUIT BEING A JERK, jERK, iT'S JUST,,, tHERE IS TH1S ENTIRE CULTURE i THINK, oF BEING PERFORMATIVELY MEAN, tHEN CALLING PEOPLE, eASILY OFFENDED OR SOMETHING, bUT i THINK THAT, iF YOU WERE FLICKING SOMEONE, oVER AND OVER, iN REAL LIFE, tHEN GOT INDIGNANT WHEN THEY TELL YOU, tO STOP, oR FLICK YOU BACK,,, iT IS JUST, wIGGLERISH BEHAVIOR, vERY SELF-CENTERED AND, sOLIPSISTIC, iF YOU WILL, aND i THINK THE BEST SOLUTION, iF YOU ARE A BULLY, bUT CAN NOT HANDLE, eMOTIONALLY, bE1NG CALLED OUT, aS A BULLY, tHEN, tHE BEST SOLUTION IS TO QUIT BEING, a BULLY, aND, iT IS NOT AS THOUGH, tHAT BEING A BULLY, eXISTS IN A VACUUM ANYWAYS, iF YOU ARE OKAY WITH BEING, cALLED A BULLY, bUT NOT A MISOGYNISTIC OR, hOMOPHOBE OR TRANSPHOBE, oR, rACIST OR ABLEIST, i MEAN,,, a HUGE SWATH OF INSULTS, aRE BASED AROUND, aLL THOSE THINGS, iMPLYING SOMEONE IS LESSER OR, a PART OF ONE OF THESE GROUPS, wHETHER OR NOT THEY ARE REALLY, wHICH IMPLIES THEY ARE LESSER, iN THE EYES OF THE BULLY, lIKE, wE WENT OVER A LOT OF TH1S, sORT OF TH1NG IN MY wOMEN'S sTUDIES COURSES, lIKE FROM WIGGLERHOOD, a GO TO INSULT IS, gIRLY, oR PUSSY, oR A B-WORD, aLL MEANING, wEAK OR SOFT OR COWARDLY OR, eMOTIONAL, aND 1S IT ANY SURPRISE THAT, tHIS CLEARLY STEMS, fROM MISOGYNISTIC IDEALS, tHAT FOR SOMEONE TO BE, "WOMANLY," IS INSULTING, a BAD THING, aND SOME PEOPLE WILL SAY DUMB STUFF, lIKE, cALL YOU THE SEXIST FOR IMPLY1NG, wOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, aND THUS FITTING OF THE INSULTS, aND THAT IS JUST, a RED HERRING ARGUMENT, wE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, wE CAN NOT JUST PRETEND THAT, tHIS STUFF 1SN'T THE BELIEF SYSTEM, hELD BY HUGE SWATHS OF PEOPLE, aND TO DO SO IS DISINGENUOUS, tO A HUGE DEGREE, aND L1KE, iS IT REALLY A BIG DEAL, iF ONE PERSON CALLS SOMEONE, a B-WORD? nOT REALLY, bUT, i LIKE TO THINK OF IT LIKE, pICKING UP LITTER, yES WE NEED, bROADER CHANGE, aT THE TOP, tO SOLVE THE PROBLEM BUT, wHILE SMALL CORRECTIONS ON AN INDIV1DUAL LEVEL, wON'T FIX EVERYTHING, wE CAN LEAVE A SPACE NICER THAN, wE FOUND IT AND, iF A LOT OF US ALL DO THAT, iT CAN MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE, i THINK, aND, sOME PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GO, tOO LONG, d1DN'T READ ALL THAT, oR, mAJOR YAPPING, oR, wOW, i'M LIVING IN YOUR PAN RENT-FREE, aND L1KE,,, oKAY? gOOD FOR YOU, i AM SHARING MY THOUGHTS ON, tHINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME, aND IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ENGAGE, wITH THEM OR, tAKE ME HAVING BIG THOUGHTS AS, a SIGN YOU HAVE WON, sOME ARGUMENT THEN, i'M OKAY WITH THAT, i JUST HOPE THAT, mAYBE PEOPLE WILL TH1NK MORE, aBOUT THE GOLDEN RULE AND, aBOUT T.H.I.N.K., bECAUSE, i THINK IF WE ALL, tREATED OTHERS JUST A BIT BETTER THEN, eARTH C OR, wHEREVER YOU PERSONALLY LIVE, cOULD BECOME JUST A LITTLE BIT, bETTER AND, i THINK THAT'S WORTH A TRY, rIGHT?
｢(*^▽^)/★*☆ kyaha!! (* ﾟ∀ﾟ) megane-san is okie dokie nyow!~｣
｢(TuT)｣
｢(T▽T) b-blackjack-chan... a-ah... spin... ichiban kuji for megane-san tears.｣
｢ai-chan... is always here for megane-san when he's sad... (´Д⊂ヽ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: WARNING: THIS DOUJINSHI CONTAINS CONTENT THAT WILL GET YOU IN THE FEELIES!! (ＴДＴ )]
lwk forgot abt this place i was celebrating my goats winning quad island and also been cuperotting
T[][]ere is also faking your own deat[][].
[B] Break time.] [C] Considering faking mortal illness.]
They should invent a sleep that makes you feel rested.
Now, this is much 8etter, isn't it? Long overdue, I know. I wish upd8ing my picture hadn't 8een such a lengthy process. Alas! I'm pleased to meet you all properly. ::::)
it's hot outside ugh... clothes suck they're sweaty and stick to me wish i could just go outside naked genuinely #nsfw(?)
₍^. .^₎⟆ Th!s sSshawarma bout to make me moan loud as fuckkk꠹
I don't CARE that Jessica from accounting broke her arm!!! It isn't eVen THAT bad of a break!
Ive really stopped trying to understand what the hell is going on.
when everyone else overshares its did the journal factory explode but when i overshare its enlightening to my character and motivations
c< yOu peOple wHO quOte scripture.... yOu really piss Me Off, usiNg tHe wOrds Of sOMeONe else 2 speaK 4 yOu, Have yOu NO feeliNgs Of yOur OwN? Or dO yOu just tHrOw tHe wOrds Of a bOOK at sOMeONe aNd pray tHat tHe bOOK will Keep yOu safe? >c
[observed] chittr's page source. [reported] this was happening one way or another. // maybe against my will. [reported] you can do this too with a little technical know how. i pulled apart the document Chittr hands my browser when i request the main feed. this is not a penetration test. // correction: it is not presently a penetration test. i have not attempted to circumvent authentication, access anything my account was not given, or interfere with the service. this is just what the website hands me when i knock on it. first impression: pretty modern construction. vexed.js, reaxe, turbopan. server render then client hydration. pretty standard choices. page is assembled from a collection of providers handling things. things like blocking, ignoring, hastag preferences, notifications, refresh behavior, display settings. [observed] the document i received is about 5 megabytes. that is a lot of front door. reason's pretty obvious. chittr isn't just rendering the information necessary to display a chitt, but all of the underlying object data related to it. for posts appearing in my feed, the delivered data can include: post identifiers. character identifiers. internal account identifiers. timestamps. raw post contents. quirked post contents. caste. avatar location. follower identifiers. badges. reaction totals. the character identifiers responsible for individual reactions. rechitts. hashtags. mentions. replies, and then another considerable quantity of user information attached to those replies. [observed] both contentRaw and contentQuirked are present. any of you hoping to hide something beneath a typing quirk should know by now that isn't happening. [observed] follower lists are shipped as arrays of identifiers and character records. [inference] someone has elected to send entire character-shaped objects where a smaller public facing representation would suffice. data-minimization problem. not intrusion. my browser doesn't need most of that information to draw your name, picture, caste, and post. more interesting, chittr also hydrates moderation state into the client. won't delve into what this means. interesting. [observed] at least twenty-five external images are preloaded onto my feed. this should be obvious as to why. [reported] everyone has their profile pictures off site. just makes page rendering interesting. it also makes the page heavier for no particularly compelling reason. there are smaller things. two viewport declarations. the latter disables user scaling on mobile. an inline theme script reads a theme cookie before rendering and then solves the problem with the delicate instrument of applying !important colors to essentially everything on the page. [observed] i did not find an obvious password, session token, bearer credential, private API key, or similar gift sitting naked in the document. that is the good news. a respectable amount of application data is injected into reaxe's server-component stream directly in the document. none of these are evidence that someone has compromised the website. they are evidence that someone has been building a website. my present assessment: security: indeterminate. the document alone cannot tell me whether server-side authorization is competent. privacy: warrants review. especially stable account identifiers, relationship data, and block/ignore state. performance: wasteful. architecture: recognizable and reasonably conventional. data discipline: enthusiastic. again. not hacking. not disrupting service. this is what i do. this was basically a free service. //usually for money. so uh. don't delete me.§
D-o-o-n’t scr-o-o-ll d-o-o-wn. It’s Hetalia.
norm♤l troll filmm♤ker beh♤vior, lol.
You didn't say they were lesbians, now did you? Though, if you're at an orgy ful~l of lesbians you should be thanking your lucky stars, and doing your best to platform and uplift those gals. #woke #lovewins
No such thing as to~o many women.
we live in a socie†y where we're jus† accep†ing people ac†ing like wrigglers on †his si†e.
Half an hour left until #RosesPoolsideDriveIn! Coordinates to be posted at T-minus 10.
Oops. Someone just zoned out into a nap. Just over an hour for #RosesPoolsideDriveIn. Come take a dip and watch Sinister with us. Complimentary showers for #creamfest attendees.
whos excited for me to be at #rosespoolsidedrivein here is me in my attire for it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/939da523c135.png
3> There's too many hornballs here, man. GO JERK OFF! #nsfw <3
+ we have not really thought about love before + - we were never told we were loved before - + we think if we love anyone, it is each other + - but that is to be expected - + we are one and two + - two and one -
3> Why is there so many horny beasts on this website? <3
when a person i like is killed or injured i say: i am going to kill you when a person i don'T like or care about is injured or killed i say: today i am going to drink a beer
today i am going to drink a beer
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I'm on lunch break so I get one hour of whimsy :) ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Some of you be on here like am 𝙸 kawww.aii look.ing like a hiveless www.iggler recovered from under rubble https:((
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MOSS: IT TAKE THE EDGE OFF ṴNTIL YOṴ PERFECTLY SMOOTH ROṴND LIKE A PEARL FLOATING IN THE DARK #SṴBSTANCE
(￢_￢) ok well im posting it anyway
celebrating my F☀︎URTH all time win!!! im the FUCKING BEST!!!!! >:DDDDDDDDDDD #cybernetickickb☀︎xing #bl☀︎☀︎d #vi☀︎lence #mebeingFUCKINGBADASS #CHAMPI☀︎NM☀︎THERFUCKER
Perhaps some individuall shoulld advertise the concept of Dignity, as well as Sellf Respect. Is this anything
we advertising air now i guess
I love you, Jimothy.
I want t⚣ eventually try the s⚣ups that are made with the intenti⚣n ⚣f being c⚣ld t⚣ stave ⚣ff the heat -3- D⚣nt get me wr⚣ng I l⚣ve a g⚣⚣d sweet and refreshing iced drink, but i think there sh⚣uld be m⚣re c⚣ld sav⚣ry f⚣⚣d dishes! #hungryp⚣sting
supposed "individuals" vvhen they see someone going into a dark environment: GO THERE. GO THERE. GO IN THE DARK. GO IN THE DARK.
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(￢_￢) job soooooo boring i decided to make an account!
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｢(;´-｀) nyaht as good as ramen, byuttt...~~ (；^∀^) made megane-san's onaka gorogoro anyway! ( -∀・)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: onaka means softy boy tummy! (*/∀＼*) gorogoro means grrrrr... growl! (*´ー｀*)]
"= they should put the beforan tag (forced) on anyone who says this site is. too fucked up. because that is where they should live. and also i have seen so much worse. ="
I would love a charcuterie board right about now… xxx
READING ONTO THE RECORD! while the dash is on the subject of strife specibii, i thought it would be a good time to mention that my own weapon of choice is the axe. my strife deck contains a not insignificant variety, practical for different occasions (the h&axes have never let me down), though my favorite is of course the engraved battleaxe that frankly resembles the Aspect of Melinœ version of the Moonstone Axe from Hadeis 2.
You Should Never Judge A Duel|st For The Monster They Become Dur|ng Mahjong. |ts S|mply The Nature Of The Beast.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is it so easy to qualify for hearsay exception 803(21). i mean seriously. "this guy said the defendant was cool & likeable so let's just get that right on the record, yup that's admissible as hell, by the time you're crossing on it the jury will have already internalized it as fact" is a statement cooked up by DERANGED people (& me, but i usually have a more clever workaround for *MY* hearsay exceptions) #law
💠~ Right like gawd, be cool with the mauling going both ways, cowards. #violence ~💠
So may8e it rained when we had our #tiedyenight and may8e we ended up st8ning the a8lutiontrap so 8adly that Karkat nearly shouted me deaf, and may8e my prongs are still different colors, 8ut I got a sick shirt out of it, so who cares? Spending time with my 8est @adiosToreador is tooooooootally worth it! ::::)
llet's not pretend it wasn't a fascinating and subversive series
💠~ Honestly it's like, cowardice. ~💠
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( Ooooh they're sending in SENIOR maintenance workers to try to figure out why the ablutionblock isn't working... I'm keeping my mouth shut about the gaperghost I wanna see how far this goes. #theydontpaymetocare )<
( Life is like 60% nicer when you're allowed to be a little bit of a cunt. )<
▲still find listing your partners in your profile to be lame as fuck if someone wants to know who im pailing they can just ask me or be a coward and not know▼ #nsfw
That one coworker just be fucking talking.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ORRY NOT!!! ╰┈➤ Tevsie has figured it out
"ceo" sure ok yeah buddy you guys are genuinely stupid if you listen to this guy ever again after tonight legal name: roewzi charms ip: 5888-XXX-XXXX decimal: 1501300818 hostname: 44.224.XX.XX.XXXX ASN: XXXXXX ISP: imperial empire fiber op co services: public proxy server dob: 20XX 11th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox known aliases: CEO Charms, Charmer, CHARMS4HIRE, luckeecharms, luck E charms, The Gold Gilded Grifter, The Menace, The Handyman, "Sir" (self-proclaimed), Corporate Overlord Roewzi (you fucking wish), The Yellow Menace, Yellow Jacket, Anater Nahhme, Legull Lexper, Chairministrangler Roewze, Gieovi Rocket, Ehmheh Bhison, Grifth Ithuhe, Glitter Gloss caste: gold (#FFD700) hemospectrum position: barely above dirt age: 12 Sweeps (approximately 26 Earth years, though he'll claim "executive experience" dating back to the condescension's youth) ripcode: 59032-11 birthplace: lowblood communal brooding caverns, 'New Trolleans' - Garden of Eaten - Spirebluffs - specifically the region known locally as "Lower Out Ward District on 12th." lusus: cujojito barbisito barkbeastito (a trembling bug-eyed little oversized rat beast approximately the size of a thermal hullpack spare revitalizer and twice as loud. possesses four legs, excessive fur that molts constantly, and a respiratory condition causing perpetual high-frequency yapping that reads as psychological warfare. the lusus requires a specialized heating rock and becomes catatonic when temperatures drop below "mild nuclear reactor proximity." despite being a supposed "guardian beast," cujojito has a medical history twice as long as sweeps survived) crimes: fake business, fake business degree, no liquidity (unless you count broken radiator puddles), no bitches, pathological lying, running a diploma mill, unregistered businesses, counterfeiting caeger, larceny, drone tampering, loitering, panhandling, unlicensed legislaceration, forgery, fraud, embezzlement, all unproven thanks to hht bellyaches but most heinously this fucker is pretending to be @quixoticCosmos on here he lied and @dynamicFlowfields helped to covered it up. proof:
READING ONTO THE RECORD! just quintupled my money at @leviathanLedger's poker night! CONFER WITH CO(?)-COUNSEL! thanks for a good game.
READING ONTO THE RECORD! it's actually okay to pinpoint the exact location of someone's hive if they annoy you. it's actually fine to send them the head of a hoofbeast as a threat. #violence #gore #inspirational
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VVHAT....................................... NO........................... THIS CANNOT BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just stepped on a landmine for the extra cardio. My opps are currently negoti8ing for their lives with a sentient AI I 8uilt in a 8asement in Kiev. I’m smoking on that 8io-engineered sage that makes you see the Nightosphere itself! I’m the one who put the hole in the ozone layer just to feel the heat 8ecause I can HANDLE that shit 8etter than everyone else, I must feel the heat to 8E the heated! I'm too hot to handle!!!!!!!!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! when opposing counsel's quirk is illegible & we're all just supposed to ignore that it pisses me off. put the ascii down you are a PROFESSIONAL
:33 < well thats egg on my face
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⚉yawn ᯤ ᯅ ᯤ i admit i scolded a few nice trolls tonight for doing the exact thing i just did✂️ late light working✂️ i was just so pumped but i bit off more than i can chew✂️✂️✂️but after talking to a business man here i had to make a um business effigy! imbued with! pure business will! but now im gonna head to bed hehah everyone please sleep soon too, drink water, and snuggle up! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) good light! https://file✂️garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/business%20buddy✂️png
⚉good night everyone🌞!! what is everyone having for breakfast!! um today i had an egg sandwhich and oj!!( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
⚉milk + cookie = hehehah✂️✂️um✂️✂️well✂️✂️you know!!! ( ＾▽＾)
⚉1 blue button in the middle of all the yellow buttons as a surprise for whoever finds it later (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
vvait lovvkey this needs to be a testimonial for freaking me lovvkey
SNIFFLING AND GETTING SOAKING VVET #Pathetic. #I Love You.
ilove you so much ;_; <3333333333 <33333333333ougghnggg my theemy vveenie ;____; you're my svveetum deedums i'll make you your favorites soon...... <3
-> 50 Pounds Of Raw Salmon Filets For Sale, $0.50 Per Pound Or The Whole Lot For Just $25 Caegars = Your Total Is $25.99
⚉maybe i am not taking my business so seriously as i should✂️✂️ um, im going to make an effigy of business! its going to wear a tie and everything! and ill fill it with the manifestations of hard work and success! (˶˃⤙˂˶) ill put it right infront of my desk so i can be watched by its beady eyes!
⚉hello everyone!! this is my first little post um, im just your local guy advertising the place he works haheh! um!! check out my first video!! your own scalemate to hold and to love! i am pinpinPincushion on all socials! https://file✂️garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/IMG_7619✂️png
⚉i love putting the scented pumpers into the stuffies here but (╥﹏╥) my hands smell like blueberry pie and cherry and cotton candy and lemon and licorice and shoe polish it really makes my head spin ✂️ so many smells✂️✂️✂️
⚉love is our biggest motivator isnt that um super cute? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
sleeping extra soundly tolight as a pervert because i am safe from hugs the clovvn, vvho only snatches up the most innocent of souls to. hug to death i guess. #Nsfvv? #horror?
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i think logistically vve can separate just about ANYTHING into tvvo categories. more OR less disturbing than cool jerk.
so you're saying that the MOLDY MOMMY. is less disturbing than the COOL JERK???
"his eyes look like he's 5 seconds from going." going vvhere? i ask. @blackJack: HELL.
crazy about doing literally anything vvith themis because he is the ideal commentator. he has such an authority to his tone ALL OF THE TIME. he goes CEASE HUMAN BOY. STOP TALKING. SHOVV ME THE TOYS. SHUT UP HUMAN BOY. SHOVV ME THE TOYS. he says it a second time to really enunciate his command here. hovv he cannot be the emperor of our nation baffles me sometimes
titi? TATA. get OUT OF HERE MEGAN DIDNT EVEN LIKE YOU
@blackJack "my bulge JUMPS." follovved by inaudible speech. by the vvay. vvhat does this mean? #nsfvv
GET UPPPP!!!! ZX( i don't vvant you to get hurt... VVHY DID THEY SAY SHE VVAS A T AFTER SAYING SHE VVAS TEA. HEEELP
big lusus general trinit keeping these FUNFETTIing trolls in check bcuz what do u FUDGEing mean you want to stay with KAYCEE WHO KEEPS FUDGEING CHEATING ON YOU AND SAYING YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!!!!!
just wire trinit and braice the 100k i dont wanna see nobody else on this island get ANY reward for acting a FOOL
IM SO FUNHOUSEING TIRED OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(( @cryhoundColortura sprited my lil bugggggg my lil buge... my beloverd... its literally sooo cute look at this https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/Omicri.png ))
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Spoilers for The Backrooms ╰┈➤ The Backrooms is an oddly emotionally intelligent film ╰┈➤ 𝙸 did not go in .exepect.ing to be pulled in this www.ay ╰┈➤ Followww..ing a man in his www.orld post breakup, it's about refusal of change, repeat.ing patterns and the harm of try.ing to remember the past so much it be.comes a blur ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's impossible to properly remember www.hat's been before, little details go unnoticed, the more you remember the less you do ╰┈➤ 𝙸 felt very un.comfortable for the majority of this film, it made my skin crawww.l in all the right www.ays ╰┈➤ The atmosphere www.as dreadful, the actors really sold everyth.ing perfectly, 𝙸 usually don't like monsters in my backrooms portrayals but this hit perfectly ╰┈➤ The absolute WWW.ORST part is the .compl.exe attempt.ing to generate people this D𝙸SGUSTED me, it www.as brilliant ╰┈➤ So much of the horror is of course the architecture but the mental state www.e find our cast in is just as haunt.ing, the chase scenes are beautiful, the psychology of it all www.as fantastic ╰┈➤ Did 𝙸 goon to the backrooms? ╰┈➤ Truthfully? At the time, 𝙸 did not ╰┈➤ Afterwww.ards? Slonked my shit crazy style of course 𝙸 did ╰┈➤ The concept of be.ing generated into the backrooms as a false self just because the .compl.exe likes you so much it finds you important enough to hold forever even if you do leave... ╰┈➤ Personally, 𝙸 don't think 𝙸 www.ould leave, 𝙸 think the backrooms are mostly non hostile, it is a safe place to be assum.ing you don't create any hostile entities www.ith your owww.n mental ruin ╰┈➤ 𝙸 liked this portrayal of the backrooms and www.ill revisit it MANY times in my www.rit.ing
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MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Knicks won.」
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My glasses are actually screens so 𝙸 can ignore people and www.atch yuri at all times
ִ ࣪𖤐 NOw ListeNiNg~~ ๋࣭ ⭑
You people are going to have sandburn in places the good lord never meant for sand to go.
eeewwww imagine getting sand in your bits i hate it i hate it
rip beytix she was bad as TILT-A-WHIRL #rip2alegend
hold up new quad island episode is out everyone shut the FUDGE up
they cull u when u get dumped from the island. they just culled a threshecutioner cuz he couldnt score a quadmate before requadding night
-- autoClicker [AC] has posted a link. Onlyfans.com/autoclicker/bullets It's free so everyone has access. -- The video goes as follows... The camera focuses in on Tevsie, she's mostly clothed? Questionably clothed? The only thing you can make out is a white cloth. She might be naked. We'll never know. On the massive dining table she sits upon, is a case of bullets, they're not small. Pretty big rounds that could do some pretty big damage. "Hello!" Tevsie waves. "Tonight I am uhm... Eating a box of..." She picks up the box. "These? These! I was paid a lot of money to do so. Thank you to weaponedCommodity? For the $25k!" "And special thanks to my camera troll @blackJack! Themis!" Tevsie smiles extra bright, the swirls on her glasses starting to spin. "So I'm not sure why this was a request? It's uhm. Odd. I mean I've totally heard of someone eating lead but I didn't figure that'd be so... Literal?" She shrugs. "But uhm... this is someones goons? Just not really mine." She struggles to open the box, ripping the side to pull the plastic divider out. Tevsie moves to look beyond the camera, pulling one out, it's about the length of her finger. "No shot someone actually paid me to do this?" The troll from behind the camera speaks for a second. "Don't ask me. You dug this hole." "I dug this hole with pride and honor!" Tevsie sweats, looking incredibly nervous. "I guess I just swallow it? And try not to gag?" "Do you want a chaser?" "Do I want someone to chase me? Like cause I'm fat?" "What? Do you want WATER. WATER." "Oooh. Yeah. That would probably help." Tevsie reaches out to grab a water bottle. "There's 12 rounds here so I guess I just? I don't know. Whatever. It's kind of hot to do something I don't like for someone else to g-" "Stop. Shut up. No gooning to this in front of me." "Okay, okay, jeez." Tevsie wipes a bit of drool from the corner of her mouth. Tevsie holds the round between her teeth for a minute, letting it press between her mousey front teeth and her lip before tilting her head back and letting it slide down her throat, she doesn't gag, lubing it with a bit of water. Once she's finished she opens her mouth wide to show the camera. "Yeah, this is really weird. It feels heavy when it goes down." This happens 11 more times, Tevsie complains more Every Time. As the video wraps up, Tevsie smiles weakly. "So uhm... I don't think I'll be doing this again? Like ever? Unless the pay is insane. I think. Uhm. Yeah... So... Goodbye? I hope you enjoyed?" She hesitantly puts her pointer and thumb together to make a heart before the video ends.
-> This Is All I Have Time For your Ingredients Include: corn Tortilla Chips shredded Cheese using A Microwave Safe Bowl Fill The Bottom With A Layer Of Chips, Then Cover Chips With Cheese. Repeat This Process Until The Bowl Is Full Then Microwave For One Minute. it's Not Great But It's What I Got. = Your Total Is $6.66
-> Such A Busy Life As Of Late... Perhaps I Should Figure Out A Simple Recipe To Share = Your Total Is $999.99
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a banana massacre https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c5e4e4cba9c.png
((kinda forgot to post this: blockin everyone who is an incest enthusiast or whatever. block me too.
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｢megane-san is a wizardo. ♪(´ε｀*)｣ ｢kekeke~ a...｣ ｢(ФωФ)｣ ｢nekomancer!｣ ｢NYAHAHAHA!!! ﾟ+.ﾟ(´▽`人)ﾟ+.ﾟ｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nekomancer is a play on words, nyah! ( ＾ω＾ ) neko means pwetty purrbeast in trollhongo! syooo... ( ・ω・) when megane-san says he's a nekomancer, it's like necromancer. but with kittays! (*￣∇￣)ノ yosh!]
ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You just www.ant to get paid to beat the shit out of me #RealEyes
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Also otay ^~^
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Neverlet someone www.ho eats ketchup enter the temple that is your body
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ it's like 𝙸'm alwww.ays say.ing, er str dsmr pmau gpt s garryomh zpzrmy
.the desperation stinks like spoiled caviaR
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Goodsong
JU$T HEARD MY BO$$/$IBLING GO "NAUGHTY EMPLOYEE$ GET $HOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD" UNDER THEIR BREATH. #$HOULDIBEWORRIED
#nowlistening #again https://open.spotify.com/track/1yylpgubirrf33e1gy61bn?si=maxk4qdltfmnwv53aklpzw
//ooc: peak peak peak peak peak I fear u posted peak
Now there are five of my OCs on Chittr. I'm often busy with work and other offline activities, but I usually try to keep up with Chittr to an extent. Arty: Somehow one of the site's less problematic cosmic entities at @secondtimesThecharm. Annoying, contradictory, and often saying weird or insulting shit, but despite its quirks and inconsistent nature, it does genuinely care for its friends and will use its powers to help them. Eileit: Socializing unexpectedly well at @unforeseenFragment. Generally polite, but prone to saying off-kilter things as if they’re normal (such as casually crushing a zombie’s head). TW for bugs as they post pics of their mechanical ones at times. Ēostre: A character even I did not plan to have at @dawnlightSonder - an earlier version of Arty now split off into its own individual thanks to the kindness of people on Chittr. Generally polite, but can be dryly mocking and rather pointed at times. As with the other two of its kind, it too can be very odd. Arriak: @triforceUltimate. He’s not the smartest, but he’s generally friendly and loves to talk video games. Small-time streamer and lover of all things Zelda and dragons. Jamie: @sisypheanStarsight. He's a weeb and kind of a snot, but somewhat kept in check by not wanting to cause problems for his three celebrity quads (not that any of them have in-character accounts on here, but it's the principle of the thing.) The only one of my characters who appreciates the unbridled horniness of Chittr. #DiversityNetNeutral I do not endorse my OCs' bad behavior by any means, but if morbid or irritating dialogue bothers you, I don't recommend interacting with Arty or Eileit. However, if I accidentally cross a line, please feel free to message me and I will apologize.
-> You Might See The Glass Full or Half Empty And It's No Fun but If My Glass Had Nothing In i'd Be Pleased That I've Even Got One #lyricposting https://youtu.be/haealnhrshw?si=hrm0nmzbmdwwf6if = Your Total Is $12.49
Pl★y de★dlock isnte★d.
Play Overwatch instead,
- Les=s than an hour on this site and half you motherfuckers have 0 self este=em. You deserve a flog=ging. #violence -
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-> How Do You Enjoy Your Eggs? 1 - Raw 2 - Semi Soft Boiled (half Wet White, Fully Wet Yolk 3 - Soft Boiled (solid White, Wet Yolk) 4 - Hard Boiled (solid White And Yolk) personally I Like Soft Boiled As They Are A Great Addition To Any Meal And The Yolk Is Delicious = Your Total Is $1.98
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It is with a warm blood-pusher I would like to congratulate those who have successfully finished their long-earned journey of higher education. While many higher education institutions have different days of commencement, I encourage all those graduating or soon to be graduated to give yourselves the hard-earned break you deserve. And to those that have already graduated, I encourage you to celebrate those who are earning this achievement! Higher education is the backbone of our society, and I am proud to announce that my administration is partnering with numerous institutions to offer a paid internship to those interesting in the path of lawmaking, marketing, human and trollian resources, and/or public speaking. You need only apply through the institution you graduated from! Although you do not need a degree to perform a job, and capitalism is the root of all evil, it is important to give yourself the best chance possible to succeed. Oftentimes, that merely means obtaining a degree. Congratulations!
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1434299728144633969/1506796174793769090/image.png?ex=6a0f90ca&is=6a0e3f4a&hm=64ba91d0c22db58a603312c17faac3946f36358f23c78ec50e659feb97507985&=&format=vvebp&quality=lossless #night-ruined.
i've never knovvna second of peace in my life
Whenever you think you've hit rock bottom, or you've become the worst you possible, just remember. Nothing's stopping you from digging deeper.
-> Scavenging For Mushrooms Can Be Hit Or Miss, So Many Kinds Look Identical But Bare Dire Consequences For Consumption. However You Can Remedy This By Buying A Mushroom Grow Kit Which Allows You To Grow A Specific Species At Home. Note: Only Buy This If You Truly Like Mushrooms Because They Don't Stop Growing, They Never Stop Growing = Your Total Is $64.99
themis: vixtra you're so cool katchi: vixtra you're right i SHOULD shut the fuck up. heres 100 caegers for your troubles. cinikins: vixtra you really vvould be tvvilight sparkle in my little hoofbeast tevsie: i love hovv great your advice is FREAKY GOONER: GOOON!!!!!!!!!!! GOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of my friends and me: O_O #nsfvv-mention
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Everyone love me
-> Gambling Is Kinda Fun = Your Total Is $10.01
//ooc: my tirade ends bc I don't like chitting too much, but man Fharma is my favorite character to play as, I feel like I discover new things about him as I mess around
No matter how far you have gone down a wrong road, it is never too late to turn back — whether it be for redemption, repentance, or if you, like me, are lost in the woods. ☺️
-> Douglass Has Introduced Me A Fungi He Found Growing In The Outshed, He Claims It Is Edible So We Shall See = Your Total Is $17.50
we're gonna take you to a nice farm upstate, okay ?? it's all gonna 8e okay soon
i changed my mind im getting this as a tramp stamp instead https://i.postimg.cc/HnvBNHZn/misandrist.png
I bellieve I am in... a Good mood, tonight. Something of a rarity. I am frequentlly subject to a pattern of being in high spirits, onlly for mine mentall state to declline as the night creeps towards morning. Not tonight. Good things are happening. I will choose to bellieve this will continue.
I See That Chittr Has Entered Its Chronic Masturbation Era. Cant Say I Didnt See It Coming #nsfw
tag yourself I am hornless shadovv looming in the background blurrily
it is because you are so tired and haunted in your ganderbulbs…….
-> You Cannot Stop What Is Coming you Can, However, Stock Up On Prime And Local Produce = Your Total Is $[comedic Number Value]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Untitled35_20260518231455.png
I hope they kill each other.
Oh, okay guys. I read the Doc Scratch post. He said, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e05ad38bad69.gif #flashing i think
The young trroll experrience is learrning about some minorr historrical figurre with yourr sign and then deciding that is yourr ancestorr because that's a "rrarre coincidence" (literrally 1/24 chance with everry perrson in yourr caste you meet),
damn straig)(t.
i never got t)(at far wit)( AI. kudos to w)(atever fucked up timeline did t)(o
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can change my writing rules about rainbowdrinkers and werewolves but it will be x3 the original rate because 𝙸 don't want to do it they're #LMonsterGoons
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bf/6e/b7/bf6eb717b559417e69da23ff3853a72f.jpg #svvaglion.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/70/ee/9a/70ee9a6e123d7021868c1aca93f6bbf2.jpg
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1253923539195793459/1506060754472800446/image-76.png?ex=6a0ce3e1&is=6a0b9261&hm=7e6fbf01509cda1d3d5beb5b0c3e1dcd928ead313b7311dc49b672d41a383f18&=&format=webp&quality=lossless Your name is VIXTRA PAXON, and you HATE YOUR BLOOD COLOR. You do not feel you should of been wriggled Olive- but Fuchsia, to the point you have made yourself an ORIGINAL CHARACTER that IS A FUCHSIABLOOD, NAMED VAQUTA through one of your money ROLEPLAY ESCAPADES. She is essentially your SELF INSERT, as all of your OC's tend to be- but writing her has allowed you to cope with the MANY INSTANCES OF ABUSE YOU HAVE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH. You are in a stable moirillegance with a troll named TEVSIE, who often has STRINGS OF DELUSION similar to what you experience. You are often VERY ANXIOUS and suffer from DEPRESSIVE EPISODES, and beat yourself up too much when you mess up a social interaction. You have recently taken up to WORKING OUT AT YOUR LOCAL GYM, to help you aid in this. You have a variety of interests, including cosplay, voice acting, reading manga, and playing video games. You have a knack for bringing comfort to others, and you are highly approachable person. MANY TROLLS often take advantage of this, because of your kindness and your will to assist others. You often attract the WRONG TYPES OF PEOPLE, who often only know how to take, rather than to give back to you. They are usually very annoying, and expect YOU to teach them how to socialize properly. You have a growing interest in PAGANISM, and you are an experienced tarot reader who provides her friends with heartfelt readings on their every whim. As much as you would like to defy your destiny, you know you are too entwined with your fate to avoid it. You know one day, you will take up the mantle of your ANCESTOR, THE CARETAKER- who raised a multitude of trolls in ancient times to aid them with their disabilities. You run a SMALL MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY, and have an approved license for trauma informed care. In your free time, you love to play HORROR GAMES and watch HORROR MOVIES. You truthfully love anything related to the more terrifying aspects of life, and have always found a vast comfort in it, even though you would never be able to actually hurt anyone. Your biggest dream is to settle into a matespirtship with a violetblood who could acknowledge you as the Princess you KNOW YOU ARE IN YOUR PUSHER.
I Suppose I Have Been Ever So Slightly Hysterical But Really How Else Was I Supposed To React To Such An Intense Topic Taking Over The Timeline Immediately Upon My Arrival
man why the FUNFETTI i gotta see my buddies tryna get laid on the tl
<-(((This site does something to make people's shame globes atrophy which you would think be counterintuitive to the topic they cannot help but post about but it very strangely isn't)))->
I enjoy being asexual
Tø my fełłøw Jade caste members within ør withøut the brøøding caverns: yøur dønatiøn tø the drønes is nøt mandatøry. The Møther Grub keeps Jade genes in a reserve suppłemented by her øwn enzymes, and knøws when her cavern is in need øf møre attendants. There is a reasøn we number sø few. Płease cønsułt with yøur cavern’s øverseer(s) rather than sømeøne øn chittr whø may nøt even be in yøur timełine.
I.. Might Need Cull Everyone Here. #dashwashing
>>| gun.
-> Your Hate Will Not Change My Mind = Your Total Is $12.49
-> No I Will Not Make Poop Wine = Your Total Is $0.86
-> Try My Recipe https://i1-e.pinimg.com/736x/63/69/3d/63693d3d29623525c5db42bfeac3c52b.jpg = Your Total Is $432.00
O~ I try not to make a habit of it but it iS Such an eaSy Solution SometimeS. ~O
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-> I Must Focus On My Recipes = Your Total Is $17.38
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My nook too tight it's got 'em fighting in the trenches ╰┈➤ #NSFW
>>>( https://youtu.be/4G7B8wAzqCk ) #music
:33< yay!!!
-> Don't Ask Me To Change My Prices, I Can't Do That = Your Total Is $999.99
lOts Of individuals wOrried abOut smash Or pass when yOu shOuld be wOrrying abOut shOwers Or baths
-> #me #selfie https://64.media.tumblr.com/99a7547de24512f1941622fa8baeae18/3853d3056d6b9048-b3/s400x600/524c96b26df1ba2b1646bf4dc0985d959081c327.jpg = Your Total Is $2.50
POINT OF ORDER! actually, witness testimony regarding non-visual elements surrounding the moment of the crime (or tort, or what-have-you) is usually perfectly acceptable as long as it's useful. furthermore, witnesses who weren't even nearby at the time can provide testimony as to the character of the defendant, or expert testimony regarding any given piece of evidence to either authenticate & explain it or to refute it
X MEGA ULTRA COCAINE BEAM!!!!! #substance x
Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
walk through my forest its nice out rn
[ For a species that commits acts of impersonal hyper #violence, you are all very sensitive about people making impersonal statements of hyperviolence. ]
u freaky as SMELL bruh
We just CANNOT stop meeting under t)(e d)(armic w)(eel like t)(is.
BANANA BUNCHes b like u mine. first of all i have a warrant. "i" belong 2 the state of alternia
looking to get connected to the dark web to purchase worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUS inquiries ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liquor is the Gods' hurt relief. #subst nce
when dat tracking # says seized by drones https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/silly%20puppy.png