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I bellieve I am in... a Good mood, tonight. Something of a rarity. I am frequentlly subject to a pattern of being in high spirits, onlly for mine mentall state to declline as the night creeps towards morning. Not tonight. Good things are happening. I will choose to bellieve this will continue.
fun societal analysis: the official unemployment rate is 4%. the unofficial unemployment rate is 73%, because the empire counts you as “employed” if you are: ✅ currently fleeing drones ✅ trapped in a revenge arc ✅ emotionally supporting a worse person ✅ dead but still posting ✅ technically a weapon ✅ “between cullings” ✅ doing unpaid quadrant labor meanwhile the culling rate is listed as 2%, because everyone culled is immediately reclassified as “successfully removed from the labor force.” the economy is doing great.
I See That Chittr Has Entered Its Chronic Masturbation Era. Cant Say I Didnt See It Coming #nsfw
i think im gonna die in this hive
tag yourself I am hornless shadovv looming in the background blurrily
it is because you are so tired and haunted in your ganderbulbs…….
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Untitled35_20260518231455.png
I hope they kill each other.
Oh, okay guys. I read the Doc Scratch post. He said, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e05ad38bad69.gif #flashing i think
The young trroll experrience is learrning about some minorr historrical figurre with yourr sign and then deciding that is yourr ancestorr because that's a "rrarre coincidence" (literrally 1/24 chance with everry perrson in yourr caste you meet),
damn straig)(t.
i never got t)(at far wit)( AI. kudos to w)(atever fucked up timeline did t)(o
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can change my writing rules about rainbowdrinkers and werewolves but it will be x3 the original rate because 𝙸 don't want to do it they're #LMonsterGoons
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/bf/6e/b7/bf6eb717b559417e69da23ff3853a72f.jpg #svvaglion.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/70/ee/9a/70ee9a6e123d7021868c1aca93f6bbf2.jpg
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1253923539195793459/1506060754472800446/image-76.png?ex=6a0ce3e1&is=6a0b9261&hm=7e6fbf01509cda1d3d5beb5b0c3e1dcd928ead313b7311dc49b672d41a383f18&=&format=webp&quality=lossless Your name is VIXTRA PAXON, and you HATE YOUR BLOOD COLOR. You do not feel you should of been wriggled Olive- but Fuchsia, to the point you have made yourself an ORIGINAL CHARACTER that IS A FUCHSIABLOOD, NAMED VAQUTA through one of your money ROLEPLAY ESCAPADES. She is essentially your SELF INSERT, as all of your OC's tend to be- but writing her has allowed you to cope with the MANY INSTANCES OF ABUSE YOU HAVE HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH. You are in a stable moirillegance with a troll named TEVSIE, who often has STRINGS OF DELUSION similar to what you experience. You are often VERY ANXIOUS and suffer from DEPRESSIVE EPISODES, and beat yourself up too much when you mess up a social interaction. You have recently taken up to WORKING OUT AT YOUR LOCAL GYM, to help you aid in this. You have a variety of interests, including cosplay, voice acting, reading manga, and playing video games. You have a knack for bringing comfort to others, and you are highly approachable person. MANY TROLLS often take advantage of this, because of your kindness and your will to assist others. You often attract the WRONG TYPES OF PEOPLE, who often only know how to take, rather than to give back to you. They are usually very annoying, and expect YOU to teach them how to socialize properly. You have a growing interest in PAGANISM, and you are an experienced tarot reader who provides her friends with heartfelt readings on their every whim. As much as you would like to defy your destiny, you know you are too entwined with your fate to avoid it. You know one day, you will take up the mantle of your ANCESTOR, THE CARETAKER- who raised a multitude of trolls in ancient times to aid them with their disabilities. You run a SMALL MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY, and have an approved license for trauma informed care. In your free time, you love to play HORROR GAMES and watch HORROR MOVIES. You truthfully love anything related to the more terrifying aspects of life, and have always found a vast comfort in it, even though you would never be able to actually hurt anyone. Your biggest dream is to settle into a matespirtship with a violetblood who could acknowledge you as the Princess you KNOW YOU ARE IN YOUR PUSHER.
I Suppose I Have Been Ever So Slightly Hysterical But Really How Else Was I Supposed To React To Such An Intense Topic Taking Over The Timeline Immediately Upon My Arrival
man why the FUNFETTI i gotta see my buddies tryna get laid on the tl
<-(((This site does something to make people's shame globes atrophy which you would think be counterintuitive to the topic they cannot help but post about but it very strangely isn't)))->
I enjoy being asexual
Tø my fełłøw Jade caste members within ør withøut the brøøding caverns: yøur dønatiøn tø the drønes is nøt mandatøry. The Møther Grub keeps Jade genes in a reserve suppłemented by her øwn enzymes, and knøws when her cavern is in need øf møre attendants. There is a reasøn we number sø few. Płease cønsułt with yøur cavern’s øverseer(s) rather than sømeøne øn chittr whø may nøt even be in yøur timełine.
I.. Might Need Cull Everyone Here. #dashwashing
I feel like I could drop any second now… worn down, tired to the bone.
>>| gun.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My nook too tight it's got 'em fighting in the trenches ╰┈➤ #NSFW
>>>( https://youtu.be/4G7B8wAzqCk ) #music
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POINT OF ORDER! actually, witness testimony regarding non-visual elements surrounding the moment of the crime (or tort, or what-have-you) is usually perfectly acceptable as long as it's useful. furthermore, witnesses who weren't even nearby at the time can provide testimony as to the character of the defendant, or expert testimony regarding any given piece of evidence to either authenticate & explain it or to refute it
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Speak only if it improves upon the silence.
walk through my forest its nice out rn
[ For a species that commits acts of impersonal hyper #violence, you are all very sensitive about people making impersonal statements of hyperviolence. ]
We just CANNOT stop meeting under t)(e d)(armic w)(eel like t)(is.
BANANA BUNCHes b like u mine. first of all i have a warrant. "i" belong 2 the state of alternia
looking to get connected to the dark web to purchase worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUS inquiries ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liquor is the Gods' hurt relief. #subst nce
when dat tracking # says seized by drones https://file.garden/Y7aC53D2MDcSl4Co/silly%20puppy.png