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i think middies are underrated. they ha-e a cute superiority complex because of their caste position. thinking that theyre better than a majority of the population *hen theyre on the exact same le-el as them. it makes it e-en more fun *hen you remind of their place in the *orld: catering to the *hims and needs of highbloods. that and teals can suck a dent out of a shuttlebuggy door aha
8=l < Neighver claimed to be 8=l < I like to think I'm better than at least some though
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ungnnghhhhh 𝙸'll just have to measure the uncanny size of my aaass
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You www.anna knowww. howww. 𝙸 got these scars
is there supposed to be a cha ching somewwhere in here or wwas i supposed to just read betwween the lines
okay you are just jealous clearly wwhen wwas the last time katchi serenaded you wwith some poetry at least the shit i dig up is better then the bars he wwrites all you havve to do is ask
you knoww wwhat make me
im too tired to read allat
this is not pointed at anyone in particular but obvviously the ideal date invvolvves lots a expensivve seafood food convversation a candelabra and the dawwning realization that you wwant to nevvermind this is going to get #nsfww wwhat evver happened to movvies and chill in casual clothing
obvviously if there is to be a livve action reenactment of lord of the rings i wwill be playing sauron the lidless eye is my pleasure to portray wwith the wwhite hot fires a SCIENCE
i messed it up shit
oh really oh okay pardon me alloww me to beep beep oh my wwhat wwas that aranea did you hear that going o beep beep oh shit hey it is my patented bee ess detection devvice oh my wword it is goin off and gasp it is pointin in your direction
if you think im art then wwhy arent you pinnin me to the wwall
i could cut you in half with ease.
i think those are literally 6oth aCtivities that Count as doing anything pardner
hey. remove the "or". for some of us its both.
1 love be1ng 1n s1tuat1onsh1ps. l1ke, are we red-room1ng ton1ght? are we a p1tchfl1ng the next? somehow both yes and no s1multaneously and ne1ther of us care, but 1t keeps th1ngs 1nterest1ng. r1p out my throat, edge me to obl1v1on, what the fuck ever 1 don’t even care anymore. 1 just want to feel al1ve wh1le 1 have the energy to be, 1s that so much to ask #quadsmear1ng #quadvac1llat1on #p1tchyearn1ng #s1tuat1onsh1p #p1tchuat1onsh1p
vwhy do broads alvways take so damn long to get ready? you dont need to put all this effort, youre already smoking.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ There's alwww.ays more PEE ╰┈➤ 𝙸 get up 𝙸 get rid of all the pee ╰┈➤ THERE 𝙸S MORE PEE ╰┈➤ There's ALWWW.AYS more PEE ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's pee FOREVER
please come ovver i promise i wwont hogtie you in the center a the block and tickle your swweet strutpods by rubbin my tendril on em wwhile diggin my fingers into your armpits til you piss or pass out
sure, i dont ewven care.
kans the only one i cant count on. thats a nevw lovw, kind of. #notbeingrude #just #vwovw
NEWVERMIND I CANT STOP VWINNING!!!!!!! #score shevwantsme #couch #ifykyk
heawvenly kid is a mowvie about my life. #truestory #hesjustlikeme #humanmowvies
somebody cull kurloz. please. please ill do anything. #sawveme
i keep forgetting to take my contacts out. im dead vwhy do i need these.
ouch ouch my gills... #burning #irritated
im the grinch of the northvwest. they tell me that im the best. #bars
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ The Future of Alternian Colony XX5 is that of a floating data center ╰┈➤ You may find these changes frightening ╰┈➤ Completely understandable ╰┈➤ Think of it as being kicked out of your nest and taught to fly ╰┈➤ Adventure awaits you on colonies outward
Don't make daddy angry, sweetheart.
Ey 8a8ygirl. How're you tonight? >::::}
~~~~~~~~ And yet you are engaging, little teal.
get KATCHI OUT OF YOUR QUADRANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can vve pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv vvish right novv
sounds like something gay. maybe hate crime him. #vwviolence. [[imsorry. wvowv. i hope cronus dies.
i just think this stranger likes you and you are being crazy i literally read the post 3 times and even heard you yell it to me in my pan i do not vvant the middle ag
maybe he's poly he sounds like he's into you i don't think this is a haunting
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Callme itagain
Ebearyone's fucking cubsessed with me.
Riiiight. Let me get this straight-- I don't hold a single iota of care in my pusher for what others think about me, and once I graduate, I'll be making six times your worth as a troll being while you're decomposing on the casino floor at your dead end job. [⌛⌛⌛JACKPOT⌛⌛⌛], you miserable bitch.
Did I strike a nerve? I was only asking to strike up pleasantries. Are *you* a graduate? Oh, wait. Sorry. Sensitive topic. My lusus is having a *halcyon* time, I'll have you know, but it sounds like you can't relate if that's the jab you're making. Anyway, Ad Hominem. And Red Herring. Yawn.
Aw, you've been thinking about me all shift? I'm flattered. I'm afraid it takes a little more than that to *inveigle* me, but I appreciate the thought. To be honest, I can't follow your argument at all. Maybe this is why I see you're working at a casino instead of at a legislacerator practice like the rest of our caste. Shame. Well, maybe not. Say, do you feel particubearly *ebullient* about your casino job?
Correction! It is not quite true that the g is silent in lasagna, as it influences the n that follows it to create the ɲ sound (using the APA, or the Alternian Phonetic Alphabet) annotation.
While many would deride this viewpoint as “eugenics”, some trolls should simply not be allowed to contribute their genetic material to the gene pool for the sake of the longevity of the troll species. For what purpose do I have to go about and interact with some of you?
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Tevsie has a date in the www.oods www.ith a masked stranger @^@"
Z:? why are you scared??? is it the te\/sie freaks deadly half inch?? #suggesti\/e
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ One day you www.ill be unthought of and you'll have to stewww. in the pits of your unmak.ing.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Your valor is so much more important than mine, isn't it? 𝙸t's so much more important because your www.orld viewww. is limited to a tiny little box at your www.orthless little job because someone couldn't slot into their pretty little caste rank.ing. WWW.hy are you so mad at ME for this? WWW.hy is this MY fail.ing? 𝙸'm a piece of shit because 𝙸 www.on't conspire www.ith you in your DELUS𝙸ONS about the structure of a colony that's been go.ing to shit since it's CONCEPT𝙸ON. The only history here is that of shame. You think you can save someth.ing that www.as doomed to fail from the start www.ith a stupid little conspiracy board www.ith your stupid little red str.ing. GUESS WWW.HAT! YOU CAN'T! The colony is doomed anywww.ay! 𝙸've tried to talk to you about this before but oh it's oh K.ingly you have a problem! 7evsie www.ha7's 7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]he fuck.ing ma77er www.i7[🍒🍒🍒JACKPOT🍒🍒🍒]h you? TH𝙸S COLONY 𝙸S ROTT𝙸NG! YOU'RE ROTT𝙸NG! 𝙸'M ROTT𝙸NG! 𝙸T DOESN'T MATTER WWW.HAT WWW.E DO! 𝙸T NEVER HAS! WWW.HY YOUR SWWW.AMPT𝙸NTED PAN CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT 𝙸S BEYOND ME! 𝙸 CAN'T STAND YOU! 𝙸 DON'T EVEN HATE YOU? 𝙸 CAN'T CALL 𝙸T HATE BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUP𝙸D FOR MY STANDARDS. 𝙸 www.on't have to deal www.ith you anymore and 𝙸 www.ill soak in the freedom She gives me.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #Came
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My friends hate me bro www.ill believe me about my elongated hallwww.ay but not the 200 swww.eep old fuchsia 𝙸'm hook.ing up www.ith
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸T 𝙸S 𝙸T REALLY𝙸S
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.ill also be perform.ing a ritual in Their honor for their acknowww.ledgement @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.ith the achievement of my longer hallwww.ay 𝙸 www.ill be celebrat.ing by gett.ing really scared and pee.ing a little
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ PRAYER WWW.ORKS #MOREGAMBL𝙸NGF.ORGAMBLERBOY
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Some people are far too easy to bait. I feel like a fisherman on a calm lake and the salmon are throwing themselves at me.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐You're funny and ridiculous, I like you.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★
☾chicks will want a ☾discount☽ and not put it in their ☾bitch mouth☽ ☾this shit aint ☾for free☽ its an ☾economy☽ ☾i dont even wanna freak it with you ☾im not even speakign with you☽☽☽ #nsfw☽
☾bad bitch ☾pitchign☽ me need her to be ☾kissign☽ me ngl☽
☾take the bus back to ☾my hive☽ you could light up ☾my life ☾ ;☽ ☽☽☽
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ Let's touchtips
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. #AskTheDivinelyPoisoned ╰┈➤ Anonymous says "𝙸 hate you so fuck.ing much 𝙸 need you gone holy fuck.ing shit" ╰┈➤ 𝙸 www.rote #goons of you typ.ing this ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's so difficult be.ing online these nights ╰┈➤ The bait set gets me every time ╰┈➤ Sends shivers through my core ╰┈➤ The temptation in my soul is unbounded by the digital plane ╰┈➤ He calls to me ╰┈➤ Or perhaps she infects me ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's my contagion ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can't help it, sitt.ing at my desk, my hand lowww.er.ing belowww. my www.aistband... ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can feel it squirm.ing ╰┈➤ The www.ay it begs me for the touch of another, the roughness of a hateful kiss upon it's surface ╰┈➤ 𝙸 graze my f.ingers against it ╰┈➤ Feel.ing howww. it drips ╰┈➤ My other hand is a pen ╰┈➤ Glid.ing across the keys www.ith no hesitancy ╰┈➤ WWW.ith every stroke ╰┈➤ My bulge quivers ╰┈➤ 𝙸t begs for more ╰┈➤ 𝙸t needs the satisfaction of fall.ing for the calculation of it all more than it begs for flesh ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can't regulate my breath.ing, 𝙸'm so close to my screen nowww. it fogs ╰┈➤ 𝙸 finish. ╰┈➤ The second my www.ords are .complete, so am 𝙸 ╰┈➤ My bulge explod.ing www.ith next to no stimulation ╰┈➤ 𝙸t's shameful... ╰┈➤ This is my newww. addiction https://forms.gle/F9eGzM5Arsisfwww.4WWW.7
lololol this guy isnt cultivating his gooner dao. hes not gonna survive the demonic incursion. all of us disciples r gonna make it tho
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Going to the bad place @~,@ ╰┈➤ #GoonedToThis
.stop crying about it theN
u not tryna cultivate ur goonery?
Many are hearing whispers from the beyond right now, but naturally, I am one of few who will be able to elucidate what exactly they are trying to get at. Rhetoric is my expertise, after all.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ Who is Scratch? 𝙸s this #WGoons? @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ 𝙸 can't afford to be scared of H𝙸C because if 𝙸 get scared 𝙸'll slime
like literally dw abt it ive been a wanted fugitive for like 10 sweeps n nothin happened 2 me she basically is a nothingburger these days plus thats not even OUR timeline's empress shes just some other one
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸f she said this to me 𝙸 would have gooned #Gooned
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW @groK ╰┈➤ You can host data in my center @~,@
Hey! Looks like you're showing an image of a troll with glasses in front of a large explosion. You may have blown up a large building, given the size of the smoke plumes. By the sound of the caption, you blew up a data center. That's generally considered illegal by Alternian law, but arson and property destruction laws vary by province and planet.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Grok is like a beautiful woman to me
are you changing the number to three then or vvere you thinking about me vvhen you made this Z:3c
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My ass still stained fuchsia if you wanna see @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You guys are only mad because 𝙸'm hate fucking the 200 sweep old colony empress at 10 sweeps ╰┈➤ #NSFW #TrueFacts
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW #PailingSeason ╰┈➤ As per every season my applications are open to all ceruleans with powerful mind control @~,@ ╰┈➤ The more the merrier ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am but simple prey ╰┈➤ Gather around and feel completely comfortable to fight over my mind, 𝙸 don't care about the damages ╰┈➤ @~,@
O~ I try not to make a habit of it but it iS Such an eaSy Solution SometimeS. ~O
crazy AXE acid rain storm outside rn lollll, surely theres a wardless lusus or impoverished lowblood on grubhub 2 deliver me some hicdonalds 🤔
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 be touchin myself bout it @~,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Anyone in this thread a little turned on by capitalistic slavery
> COMPLAIN5 ABOUTTTTT JOB > > CONTINUE5 TO WORK JOB AND NOT CHHHHHANGE SITUATION > > CONTINUES TO COMPLAIN > > ????? THI5 . . . . . GENNNNNERATION . . . . . ⦾⦾⦾⦾⦾
yeah i work at the trust fund factory full time
what if i shoplift dat SUGAR CUBE do they give me a BUBBLEjob or whats up