Strydr
@tartarusTyrannicide
◣_◢ RevoluTTionisTT higblood. ReTTro roboTTics engineer.
◣_◢ I've hiTT 1k kull. ThaTT's probably noTT an achievemenTT, buTT iTT sure does feel like one.
◣_◢ Tired, bored, and abouTT TTo spam his DMs like TThe paTTheTTic fucker I am. #VagueposTTing #quadposTTing
maybe_do_not_do_that_?_its_too_hot_for_me_to_think_of_a_solution_right_now_but_maybe_uh_play_psion_the_gathering_or_fiduspawn
i_will_not_stop_you_?_you_can_do_what_you_want_you're_an_adult_._but_perhaps_give_him_a_lil_annoy_at_first_to_see_if_he_wants_the_spam
just_a_little_needling_to_test_the_waters_maybe_then_go_fucking_buck_wild
◣_◢ @golgoTThasTerror#1984 Looked aTT your page, and I mean TThis purely plaTTonically when I say TThaTT you are aTTTTracTTive as shiTT. JusTT TThoughTT you needed TTo know TThaTT, for some spiriTT lifTTing.
dont boost his ego hes already in the stratosphere with that shit and im trying to wrangle him down
◣_◢ I can'TT jusTT look aTT a man like TThaTT and *noTT* lifTT his ego up a liTTTTle. I'd be lying, and no one haTTes a liar. Even if I'm noTT acTTually lying I'd be lying in spiriTT by noTT saying anyTThing.
◣_◢ *No one likes a liar. Can go boTTh ways TThough, I guess.
Well shucks!! Thats awfully kind of you chum. I needed that today not going to lie. You seem like a real standup sort yourself even if reading your posts makes my eyes do a little jig. But i got the gist! And right back at you pal. Platonically of course. *wink*
Never once called me attractive yourself but the second somebody else does suddenly youre talking about wrangling me. Nobody wrangles a man they dont want their hands on dave. Thats just physics.
you being deadass right now yeah im not gonna go up to your face and be like hey dude guess what youre hot af also that doesnt count or does it i dont know my stomach is in knots and im saying the stupidest fucking shit known to man and somehow youre the object of my passion or something
So let me get this straight. Youre stingy with your compliments in person but then went and typed "object of my passion" where the entire internet can screenshot it forever. Hardly sticking to your guns are you there strider? Though honestly i think i prefer it this way. Reading it is way better than having to look you in the eyes while our faces do something silly.
more like your face does something silly and i just stare you down like you stole my money or killed my mother because we both know youre the one to crack under pressure way faster than me and thats saying something considering my recent rendezvous with full blown public meltdowns
I would NOT crack. I am a man of fortitude and steely resolve. I once stared down a wild boar for six minutes without blinking. You think some bleach blonde with knots in his tummy is going to break me? HA! Ive had skinny little guys like you for breakfast. Chewed up and swallowed no problem.
◣_◢ Trolls like you are why TThe pale quadranTT exisTTs in TThe firsTT place. Lmfao. #VagueposTTing
trolls like me are the reason hotdogs and corndogs exist.
Søme øf them døn’t even seem tø want søøthing. They just łike tø marinate in their øwn tøxicity and pass it ałøng tø anyøne whø interacts. Genuineły baffłing stuff.
◣_◢ Seriously. If I were TThem and had TTo look back aTT me saying TThaTT shiTT in any amounTT of passed TTime, I'd cull myself TThen and TThere. Publicly. The embarrassmenTT would be so bad TThaTT I simply could noTT keep going. #cw-self-harm I guess.
◣_◢ When did being unproducTTive and useless TTo TThe world around you become a flex? I'm vague posTTing so much righTT now, holy shiTT. #VagueposTTing
◣_◢ @mirTThfulMiracleworker Why do you haTTe my joy and happiness.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ never 2aid nOthing abOut glOriOu2ly hating yOur jOy and happine22 BITCH. BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT THAT 2HIT2 GOTTA BALANCE OUT. can't get tOO pity-pilled. LET YOUR HATE FLAG FLY. ○ ● ○
◣_◢ You know whaTT, yeah. You're righTT. LeTT me become TThe nexTT accounTT who's only gimmick and purpose in life is being TThe liTTTTle meaningless bubble in everyone's noTTifs.
○ ● ○ ╰( ◕ ◡ ◕ )╯ _|| ||_ THAT'2 THE 2PIRIT. ○ ● ○
◣_◢ Can'TT TTell if we're pale, or flushed. Kind of hoping we're boTTh. #VagueposTTing
◣_◢ Jegus fucking ChrisTT, he makes me feel so small someTTimes. #VagueposTTing #noTTsexual #sfw #posiTTive
◣_◢ @lovwerBoy Glad TTo know TThaTT posTT resonaTTed wiTTh you so well. hTTTTps://cdn.imgchesTT.com/files/8d703d51d874.png
◣_◢ We need TTo ban mirrors.
◣_◢ STTaTTus updaTTe: He saw my chiTTTT and now I've goTT a warm ass living weighTTed blankeTT draped over my body limp sTTyle. Life genuinely could noTT be beTTTTer TThan TThis. My TTheory was correcTT, for TThe record, my TThink-pan has never been more sTTable. Always invesTT in beefy moirails. #QuadposTTing #pale #cuddlehours
◣_◢ This isn'TT #suggesTTive or #nsfw in any way, shape, or form, buTT I'll TTag iTT jusTT in case someone TTakes iTT TThaTT way. BuTT, I really need someone TTo pin me down for a liTTTTle biTT by TThe arms, and hold me TThere for a few hours. STTeady inTTense pressure included. I feel like TThaTT would do wonders for my TThink-pan chemisTTry. #Pale connoTTaTTions.
◣_◢ Fuckass bugs biTTing my legs. I TThink every bug should be aware TThaTT I can slice TThem clean in half, and TThusly fuck off from my damn skin. #Ouch .
◣_◢ I have more horses TThan TThaTT, if any of you care TTo see TThem. Well over 50 horses under my name. #gGming
◣_◢ #MyHorses MighTT say "fuck iTT", make TThis my banner. They are some fine ass horses, afTTer all. hTTTTps://cdn.imgchesTT.com/files/bb75bd8e4988.png
◣_◢ ITT's real fun, buTT also preTTTTy TTime consuming. ITT's also mosTTly caTTered TTo high bloods, which you'll regreTTTTably realize when you look aTT TThe prices for ouTT-of-game-currency purchases. Sigh.
ooh... it thos typa gaems... well hopefurry pounce not d33l wit dat meowch!
◣_◢ Yeah. AloTT of TThe shiTT TThaTT revolves around ouTTside purchases you can geTT in game wiTTh some hard work, TThough, so iTT's noTT TToo bad.
◣_◢ The Bond of TThe siTTe seems TTo have changed a liTTTTle since TThe lasTT TTime I was here. SomeTThing TTo TThink abouTT.
◣_◢ @TTwwiinAquariium GoTT someTThing TTo say?
◣_◢ Nope. JusTT haven'TT seen you in a while, so you comin' up wiTTh TThe mass haTTing so fasTT has an eyebrow or TTwo raising on my end.
◣_◢ I've been TThinking, and really, do any of us know how TThe hell TThey even mass produce heaTThusk supporTTed frondwraps? Is TThere a machine TThaTT pumps TThis delicious orange ooze inTTo TThe dough? Does iTT like iTTs job, and find pleasure in iTT? Can I *buy* one? I really TThink I'm TThe only one asking TThe real quesTTions here. #foodTTheory #objecTTum #suggesTTive