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I mean, Ok yea but let's not address the elephant in the room.
I want dihhh. #nsfw @suggestive
I gave birth about a year ago, and let's just say.. that's one cool ass baby.
??? Do it as well if you want to scratch those hairy pits of yours.
I scratched my armpits today.
??? What the fuck are you talking about, are you cheating on me? I have a real sword and It's THE REAL. fucking. deal.
#oenis post penis posting 🫵
Well, you're right. It truly is what wise men say.
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙏 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 This account is assosiated with @tipsyGlamour & @tenaciousTestified Warnings include #gore, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #mentalhealth and more when I remember them! - Officially dating Dirk, in a bit of a situationship with Roro and Janey. He's not nearly as much of a passed around piece of hot ass as he is in other timelines. Only within his direct friend group. - Boy howdy this man is riddled with some hella ADHD and anxiety. He will tell you otherwise though. - While growing up on the island, Jake would of course watch a lot of movies, often mimicking the funny accents on the TV. This caused him to permanently have a strange mixed accent of varying dialects. - His grandma taught him how to self sustain himself with gardening and foraging. He continues to do both in his adult life, a huge greenhouse being part of their house so he can easily grab things and go. - Because of this, he really likes to cook. He often shares the kitchen with Jane to make sure Roro and Dirk eat properly. - Naturally, he still has a profound love for dead critters, often going on hikes just to try to find bones he can scoop up and take home with him to clean up. He has a shed specifically for dead shit only so no one has to smell it during the process. His collection is ethically sourced for the most part. He does have a bat that was gifted to him, and while he appreciates the sentiment, bats are very rarely ethically acquired. He did not like being the bearer of bad news that day. - He has a really shitty beat up clunker of a truck that he refuses to let Dirk fix up. That's his baby and she runs just fine! (No she doesn't.)
my man said grammer was important to him not spelling he knows what he's about
Hello!!!
Seeing a lot of english on the feed, hello englishlings!!
You know thats not a bad idea!
I'm scratching my crotch... #suggestive ?
Hello everyone hope youre all doing wonderful! Save for maybe one of you.
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