Jake Strider-English

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

I want him. #suggestive

#suggestive

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

@carcinoGenetwinkist He wants you so bad.

@carcinoGenetwinkist

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

This was about you, but that works too.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

If you works either way, then I'm right.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

Stop pitying my chits.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Stop hating my chits.

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

3 hours ago

):B

Kull: +5

Total: 5

3 hours ago

I said it's you too!!

3 hours ago

):B

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

And back to work I go. Be back in a few hours! :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

I need a fucking MASSAAGE AAHAHHSHHHH MY back hurts. :(

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Oh little baby at work... hello...

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

I love my breaks.

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Alright, I'll be back later. Good day!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Advice from someone who ISN'T bloodthirsty??

Kult: +15

Kull: +20

Total: 35

Ratio: 0.75

Krispachi.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Daydream a lot

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @malleablePersonage[MP]

This is a good one! Thank you.

Jack Noir

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Zzzzzz

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

How to make the work day go faster?

Kult: +35

Kull: +40

Total: 75

Ratio: 0.88

Sidra.ogg

@grimCue[GC]

Kill Your Coworkers

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @grimCue[GC]

Okay, um. Any real advice?

Sidra.ogg

@grimCue[GC]

That Is A Real Suggestion Coward

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Jekkie Carlaz

@slickDredge[SD]

Shank your boss #violenke

#violence

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

Right, so I am the boss?

Jekkie Carlaz

@slickDredge[SD]

Shank your shareholders #violenke

#violence

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @slickDredge[SD]

Now that might be tempting.

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Have to separate from the clingiest bed ever to go to work. Sigh.

Kult: +35

Kull: +40

Total: 75

Ratio: 0.88

12 hours ago

FFFUCK YOU COME BACK

Kull: +5

Total: 5

12 hours ago

I'm at my JOB, Karkat! Dirk is still with you!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

12 hours ago

DIRK IS MUMBLING ABOUT PONIES.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

11 hours ago

@TIMAEUSTAMER SHUT THE FUCK UP

@timaeusTamer

Kull: +10

Total: 10

Awww you got to hear him sleeptalk and I wasn't there?? :(

Kull: +5

Total: 5

9 hours ago

I just woke up, you adsjole.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

16 hours ago

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Up and at em, all! Today's a new day to grab by the.. hm. Maybe that's not a good analogy anymore.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

16 hours ago

Tell me bout it.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

16 hours ago

Haha, oh well! Let's make the most of the day. :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

I like this show!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Oh thank fucking god...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Improvement...

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

More.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

Yes please.

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

Why is... Dirk's bio that??

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Because you’re my bitch, don’t forget it.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

You're, um... right, okay!

I’m what? Speak up, dawg.

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

Right? I hope? I miss you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

This is the worst day of my life

Kult: +4

Total: 4

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

I'm doing a bit better than earlier. He came home, eventually. We're going to talk.

Kult: +21

Total: 21

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A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

He's a liar. He's such a fucking liar. I'm getting off chittr for a little while.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

What did I lie about?

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

About wanting to be with me. About it not being personal. About all your vows, and About wanting a family with me.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Jake. do I really look like I'd lie.

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

Yeah. You really do. Especially like this.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Then maybe you've never knew me at all.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]

How the fuck could I? You never talk about your feelings. Now I know it's because you didn't have any to begin with.

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

I'm not getting out of fucking bed today.

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

Jade Harley

@gardenGhostic[GG]

Not to be a party pooper, but what about nedd?

↩ @gardenGhostic[GG]

Could you take care of him for a bit? Josh too? Please.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Jade Harley

@gardenGhostic[GG]

I can take care of nedd!

↩ @gardenGhostic[GG]

Not Josh? I'll find someone. Thank you.

↩ @gardenGhostic[GG]

Wait a fucking second.

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Chittr Gold™

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Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

He left and I fucking hate what he's become.

Kult: +2

Kull: +10

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.20

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

BLASTED!!!!!

This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!

h0m0sexual

there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

He left.

Kult: +14

Kull: +15

Total: 29

Ratio: 0.93

Adventuring. not leaving.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @timaeusTamer[TT]