Harry Anderson Egbert-Lalonde
@thespiansGlamour
Pretty boy extraordinaire. you know i'm a top, right?
like a lactose-free milk, dude. *something* is off. btw i broke my phone and had to borrow (steal) one from someone.
i will personally vouch i've never seen @gluttinousGymnast piss himself even once. we don't hang out that much but still.
You are,,, not helping me in the slightest,,,, this looks worse.
shit this guy really DId piss himself on the carpet huh
he's kind of pissing me off, so lets saying it's an ambivalent maybe right now.
man, lemme just say. the bigger the guy, the more i wanna see him beg. it's a sickness! #nsfw Always On #Top
i just got the lay up of the century and i didn't take it. let no one say i'm not sacrificing for human-alien relations.
look. maybe it's just growing up with aunt callie in the house but lord english--er, cal, just seems kind of... cute? chud-orable?
B33 < dude B// < come on
WHAT IN THE NAME OF MY OMNIPOTENT PRESENCE DID YOU CALL ME?
oh come on, he's a supervillain who's basically begging for attention on social media! that's kind of cute!
INCORRECT. MOTHERFUCKING WRONG. I WOULD ACCEPT. TERRIFYING AS FUCK. OR. A MAGNET FOR THE BITCHES. YOU PICKED THE WRONG OPTION. PROCEED TO CHOKE. ON THE TEST PAPER.
BPP < hes a pathetic douche sure B33 < but the only real respawnse imeow is to want to kill him
chudorable. a chud but adorable. a chud is a
well, yeah. i'm not denying *that.* but it's kind of... cute too.
okay, pride month is over. i'm no longer gay.
shoutout to all the dads in my dms calling me daddy! #Suggestive
WHO TF IZ CALLIN YO TWINK AZZ "DADDY" LMAO
happy father's day! get a dad pregnant, chat! #nsfw
aunt jane i need you to look away while i farm these chumps for clout.
HOW ABOUT I TURN YOU INTO A FATHER. #BREEDING #NSFW #GET BRED #PREGGERS
...are you asking me to knock you up? like you're the only one between us who CAN get pregnant.
NO! NO I'M IMPLYING. OH WHATEVER. METAPHORICALLY. METAPHORICAL. FUCK. WHATEVER.
how deep do you have to gluck to get the nickname "plumbthroat?" #NSFW #dash-watching
I never share my secrets. HEYO!!!!!!!!
wow. the poll is back! a 100% of you all said bottom. what are the chances? #NSFW
♡ LIAR LIAR DICK ON FIRE!! I CAST CURSE OF BURNZ YOUR DICK OFF!!! ♡
question to satisfy my curiosity: do you describe yourself as a top, bottom, or switch (which is code for bottom but ashamed of it)? #NSFW
no that's fair sorry about that should have read the name before commenting. hi alternate me's kid, i hope you're having a good life! sorry for uh, interacting here.
no no, it's totally fine dadmom! you can totally join the conversation, pitch in, i just don't think *i* should be the one to comment on it. hope things are well for you too!
I AM THE ALPHA, ALWAYS, ETERNALLY. IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS, AND INSIDE THEM, THAT I BE FILLING. MAD HOLES.
I am n⚣t ashamed ⚣f being a b⚣tt⚣m! flexibility in being a switch all⚣ws f⚣r a wider range ⚣f experiences 030
@scratchDoctor follower tax! you're all knowing right? i sort of disappeared from earth-c/my universe. who wins this year's "troll kingdom's got talent"?
I do not take requests, additionally, me informing you now may result in a change in lateral time, and the result to subsequently change. While I am all knowing, it pertains explicitly and specifically to the timeline in which I persist in. I hope this helps you in your endeavor.
???? i'm not even on earth c anymore! how could me knowing change the results? this wasn't helpful at all! boooooo!
am i the only one who doesn't get the magic 8-ball head? is this another alien?
i mean the medium story is that he's an omniscient meddler with a flare for being a pain in everyone's asses
okay! this will probably influence my future actions in a positive way. probably.
kinda but he's actually omniscient instead of just /thinking/ he knows everything
don't do that that's the worst thing to do just pretend he's not there until he starts interfering
yeah, that's a real bummer. i was real curious if the teal dancer would make it all the way to the end. oh well. win some, lose some.
woah! check out @cloisteredConnoisewer#3938 's amazing art with their super cool twink self-insert!
siiiiigh. i'm dealing with the fussiest bottom known to man. #NSFW #Vagueposting #M&M
for anyone mad at seeing twink-cock, that's 100% your bad. if you thought the picture after "i'm gonna show my dick" was anything but dick you deserve the flashbang. #nsfw
(can't even hate on you for that one. you're right.) ~ * °
since we're posting dick on the timeline...i can't *not* show off. c'mon, i GOTTA! #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f59b42b457.jpg
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Ah. First Thing I See Tonight On Here... ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
... k fair enuff didn't see this
i will absolutely post full frontal to prove a point. #NSFW
hehe. this guy is great. @undyingUmbrage#7631
I [am] THE [World Wide Web] SON! NOTHING GETS PAST ME! NOT EVEN [yaoi]!
IT'S JUST YOUR SMALL CHODE, MY MAGNUM ALPHA BOD, AND AN EMAIL.
dude. this really *is* a fan thread. you're thinking about my dick and your body. that's... well #NSFW i would send a picture but i also realize you turn into a bus-sized snake when you wanna get busy so...
woah. impressive! do you know where i can watch the newest scary movie online totally free? #search-engine
I ONLY LINK TO GOOD MOVIES! FOR A LOW PRICE OF [Temporary Eternal Servitude] I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION JUST FOR A [Specil] CUSTOMER LIKE YOU!
THE OLD [Balls and Chains], HUH, LITTLE MAN? GOOD FOR YOU! BUT IF YOU CAN PLAY [Ants In Your Pants] WITH THE TIME LORD, YOU CAN WORK FOR YOUR OLD PAL SPAMT
im saying "bus sized" is orders of magnitude smaller than a mating cherub XU