hehe. this guy is great. @undyingUmbrage#7631

I [am] THE [World Wide Web] SON! NOTHING GETS PAST ME! NOT EVEN [yaoi]!
IT'S JUST YOUR SMALL CHODE, MY MAGNUM ALPHA BOD, AND AN EMAIL.
dude. this really *is* a fan thread. you're thinking about my dick and your body. that's... well #NSFW i would send a picture but i also realize you turn into a bus-sized snake when you wanna get busy so...
woah. impressive! do you know where i can watch the newest scary movie online totally free? #search-engine

I ONLY LINK TO GOOD MOVIES! FOR A LOW PRICE OF [Temporary Eternal Servitude] I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION JUST FOR A [Specil] CUSTOMER LIKE YOU!

THE OLD [Balls and Chains], HUH, LITTLE MAN? GOOD FOR YOU! BUT IF YOU CAN PLAY [Ants In Your Pants] WITH THE TIME LORD, YOU CAN WORK FOR YOUR OLD PAL SPAMT

how long do U think an AU is harry

im saying "bus sized" is orders of magnitude smaller than a mating cherub XU

