♦ pitied by @thespiansGlamour
genuinely lost what the fuck did i do i haven't even been online lately also ruby has a matesprit now? what the fuck happened while i was working????
shit this guy really DId piss himself on the carpet huh
You are,,, not helping me in the slightest,,,, this looks worse.
I DO NOT KNOW,, WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS,,, BUT BY GUM I DID NOT WEE MYSELF,! JUST BECAUSE I USE,,, COMMAS AND A TENDER TONE DOES NOT MEAN I AM INCONTINENT. IS EVERYONE LOCO IN THE CABEZA!?
It's actually because when you poke me in the stomach i can't help but giggle,,,, but i think i like your version better harry,,,
They call me,, popping fresh because,,, uhm,,,, i forgot actually,
never. drinking. again. nor. weed. i already hate myself sober enough. but i saw that video. and holy shit. #substances
I AM NOT. FLIRTING. I AM NOT LIKE MY OTHER VARIANTS. WHO JUMP HEADLONG INTO THE ARMS OF HATE WITH THE HATERS.
JUMP INTO THE NEAREST PIT. DO NOT CRAWL OUT.
EGBERTS DISGUST ME.
<:(
B33 < dude B// < come on
BPP < hes a pathetic douche sure B33 < but the only real respawnse imeow is to want to kill him
oh hun u couldn't if u tried if anything ud be a help
NOBODY!!!! :^(
I DO NOT THINK THIS IS A CONVERSATION YOU NEED TO BE HAVING WITH ME, BOY.
IT WAS NOT ON PURPOSE!!!! :^(
WHO TF IZ CALLIN YO TWINK AZZ "DADDY" LMAO
NO! NO I'M IMPLYING. OH WHATEVER. METAPHORICALLY. METAPHORICAL. FUCK. WHATEVER.
HOW ABOUT I TURN YOU INTO A FATHER. #BREEDING #NSFW #GET BRED #PREGGERS
WHAT THEY FAIL TO UNDERSTAND IS HOW LITTLE I CARE. I KNOW EXACTLY WHO AND WHAT I AM, AND NONE OF THEIR WHINGING, BITCHY INSULTS CAN CHANGE THAT. AND I AM WILLING TO SUFFER AS MANY INDIGNITIES HERE AS IT TAKES BEFORE I REACH MY DESIRE.
Sometimes i forget i am an old fucking man and have limits when it comes to crouching for long periods of time bleh!!!
I never share my secrets. HEYO!!!!!!!!
￣\ wanna find out? /￣
I AM THE ALPHA, ALWAYS, ETERNALLY. IT IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS, AND INSIDE THEM, THAT I BE FILLING. MAD HOLES.
♡ LIAR LIAR DICK ON FIRE!! I CAST CURSE OF BURNZ YOUR DICK OFF!!! ♡
T0ps are an endangered species
me when i try to like a certain very informative post but apparently i am Blocked ))
t0p actually but it's weird that y0u think any0ne wh0 d0esn't neatly fit int0 a binary is lying ab0ut their 0wn preferences.
you'll get what i give u twink boy
I got sunburnt. :(
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLUSHIE.
Ah, if only I had it in me to hornypost. Oh well. Sounds like a problem for everybody else. #nsfw?ish.
can i say i still go back and listen to hamilton sometimes without sounding really lame and gay? man, satisfied is a really good song.
🜲 Bulge-posting. How sc⚜ndelous! I think it lewd to even show off your coll⚜rbone... #nsfw ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
For it supposedly being T-Dick hour and bulgeposting I am receiving very little of either on my feed, this is deeply upsetting #nsfw #bulgeposting
dont ask me about my quadrants unless you ever had to break up with a married couple
I have to ask in earnest. What's up with all these hate accounts? Can't you see we already have oodles of them? The bit has ran its course, and the only respectable account that deals in hate is @turingTranscendence.
♥ what's with all the nontrolls tonight lol ♥ ♥ like i've got nothing against you but do you even know what the quadrant symbols mean ♥
im gonna drown myself in other peoples problems and have a crisis later i think :/
Ughhhhhhh Xd56Jb
"Why do you have jane and jake" SHE PUT ME IN A SHOCK COLLAR AND IN A CAGE AND HE FED ME FROM A FUCKING DOG BOWL ON THE FLOOR
uhWow. youCan st'llUse theGlass thoughR'ght?
I'll eat him too.i can eat you both. I've got a big appetite
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, no... :( ⚓︎
.. shock collar. From jane. Because it's welded shut.
Yeah we’re going to unpack exactly none of that. Welcome to chittr. You’re going to be seeing a *lot* more Dirks.