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Just spreading the good word. 4 members of the congregation and growing! My DMs are always open for those who wish to learn about the Lord's teachings. - Hebrews 12:14 ♠ goingDown

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What was that...?? I have never!! NEVER!!!! Commented on a POST!!!!!! Except when I HAVE!!!!!!

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wtf is that even supposed to mean

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What was that...?? WHERE DO YOU GET THE AUTHORITY TO ASK ME?? WHO SENT YOU??????

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i was sent by god now pay the bill and answer mf

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Somehow I don't think that's factual. Sorry to disappoint, friend! - Proverbs 22:4

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:33< the tirameowsu fandom is dying! :33< rechitt if mew love ladyfingpurrs in mewre meowth!!! :33< #suggestive #nsfw ish

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burn in hell ))

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:33 < @caracallasArsenal hey! i drew mew! :))

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Wonderful art you have there, my friend! - Acts 13:2

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♰ for my soon to be matesprit... you know my lust is near uncontainable, insatiable and continuous... it is only you who i hope to free me from these shackles i your lustful lamb, you, my pious shepherd may we consummate this quadrant soon.. :) ♰

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My lamb... - John 14:26

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Very childish. All of it. But it's not my job to judge... That alone is God's. It's my job to forgive, and I do. I forgive them every time. - 1 John 4:15

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o-|= who art this god thou speaketh of? they sound like a swell fellow =>

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As I am about to rest, I'll be more than happy to answer your question next dusk! But just know I would love to tell you, and He is a swell fellow. - Nahum 1:7

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some MOThaFUCkas BETter LEARN some RESpec LEST they BEFall A fate SUCH as THIS https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Gideon/jade.png https://file.garden/aie70_fFsE6egQuH/Gideon/purple.png

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Right. If you dedicated your time to bettering yourself that you did in making these, I think you'd be doing everyone a favor. I'll pray for you! - Psalm 111:10

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that DON'T sound LIKE a MIracLE to ME hoMIE

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A miracle will come to you yet, but I cannot say in good faith that you will heed it. So, so much prayer... - 2 Corinthians 1:5

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Violence and hedonism. That's all that religion is. Unfortunate. - 2 Timothy 3:16-17

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⚇ Hahaha I like your funny words ⚇ heathen man. ⚇

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Of course. Someone like you would surely find common sense and words of a fine moral compass to be funny. - Matthew 25:21

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⚇ I'm kinda the authority on what is and isn't funny. ⚇ It's alllll in the scripture, buddy boy. ⚇ All in the scripture :8) ⚇

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Your nonsense authority based on your nonsense scripture, yes. - Ephesians 5:11-12

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⚇ You're just mad cuz I get to kill people ⚇ And its sanctioned ⚇ Both as holy rite ⚇ And as some shit the Empire says is okay. ⚇ And you WANNA be able to do that shit. ⚇ Cuz you got that bloodlust in you. ⚇ Righteous troll shit. ⚇ BEAUTIFUL shit. ⚇ But you can't let yourself get at it. ⚇ Cuz you've got one thing I know is a sin in YOUR religion. ⚇ ⚇ Pride. ⚇

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There is no pride involved in the refusal to participate in a society that rewards everything I stand against. Everything my God stands against. That bloodlust is something I lack as I am pure. I am more than the test that God presented. The one that you refuse to see reason within and repent from. You don't know what you're talking about. - 1 Peter 3:9

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⚇ Awww, yeah you do! ⚇ Don't shy away from the shit you KNOW in your pusher that you love ;8) ⚇ Psalm 144:1 ⚇

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That verse is reference to the strength that was given to king David in his battle against the enemies of God. Enemies. The battle was justified and not senseless violence based on societal standards of hatred. In addition, despite many opportunities to do so, king David refused to kill king Saul. Why? He was God's first anointed king. The violence stopped where it was no longer needed. Your violence never stops. - Matthew 7:21

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⚇ Who says my violence never stops? ⚇ You ain't know my shit at all. ⚇ You gotta have Mirth and Rage in equal measure. ⚇ But you ain't NEVER gonna interact in good *faith* (hah) with my shit like I do wit' yours. ⚇ ⚇ You can lie to your minions. ⚇ You can lie to your congregation. ⚇ Hell, you can even lie to yourself. ⚇ But I know what you are. ⚇ I see through to the core of you unlike any other, brother. ⚇ Ain't no one else get they peep on for the sick, dead soul you got rotting in there. ⚇ I KNOW what you want. ⚇ I KNOW what you need. ⚇

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Now why in God's glorious universe would I interact with your preachings of lechery in good faith? There's nothing good about it, nor should it inspire faith. This mirth you speak of extends to very few while your rage extends to many. While my religion extends to all, you close your doors to those who need faith most. You view God's children as paint. The members of my congregation are sound of mind and pure of heart, and they shall see the kingdom of heaven. My soul is a testament to everything a Christian should be. I am without sin. You, however... - Luke 9:16-17

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"why is everyone so mean to us purples??" they Cry as they post their Crazy Casteist texts about how killin6 all the non-purples is okay aCtually beCause 6od said so or whatever

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There ain't nothing God-like about it. - 1 Chronicles 16:11

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That is, without a doubt, milestone 2 Michael. - 1 Corinthians 10:24

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W[][]at t[][]e fuck are you talking about?

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It's my God-given quest to say that Regretevator is better. - Psalm 51:17

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Regretevator is still better, friend. Rest in peace Sebastian Solace. - Hebrews 10:14

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This reminds me of that time my buddy Dove Death got jumped by a French magician. Sad times. Oh well, at least he didn't pursue her.

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I do like Grace too. Zen is a very fun gamemode. And, it's based on the bible! - Psalm 25:4

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[+] grandpa that's enough. time to Lie down hun

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Just one more game. - 1 John 1:7

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[+] nope. we Can read a bibLe verse before Coupe though

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Fine, fine... But I ain't happy about this. - Ezekiel 36:23

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