♦ pitied by @hisProphet
I do [][]ope to get more into poetry sometime. It's a delig[][]tfully calm activity to partake in. One can bare t[][]eir soul, or put out words t[][]at just seem pretty. I likely won't be very structured in my own works, but it would be fun to dabble w[][]en I [][]ave more time. ]:>

oh forgive me lord

Help me. This priest is outside my house and he won't stop calling me "milestone 2 Michael" and it's scaring me. What do I do? How should I approach this situation?

No you don't. Explode /lh
yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy. you just look like a fun guy to really shove into the dirt. #violence
too bad you had your little church in a safe zone. kinda wanted to beat your face in. #violence
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Hahaha yes dance puppets dance! I am a master manipulator.
nah like i get it but froM what ive seen on this guys page? get in line lMao

🜏 do u know how muxh drrugs ii♱ ♱akɛs forr mɛ ♱o fɛɛl anyfiin. iim so fuxkiin hugɛ ii nɛɛd ♱o smokɛ an ɛn♱iirrɛ farrm of ♱rroll wɛɛd bɛforrɛ ii♱ kiixks iin, ♱hɛ fuxk #subs♱anxɛ #fuxkmys♱upiidgiian♱liifɛ ♅

Oh my ffffffffuck you're a drag! Whatever weirdo cathedral you have, I swear I'm just going to go there myself JUST to rustle your jimmies at this r8, you have no idea how 8adly I wanna fuck you up for the sheer notion that anyone else or whatever "8eing" is our salvation. I'll 8e your damn salvation when I'm through. >::::T #suggestive may8e????????
for the f1rst t1me 1n my l1fe 1 th1nk 1 mAy be eXper1enc1ng feAr

howw i feel about cigarettes to be honest

xx_evidet_is_nevur_hapy_4_me_all_he_duz_is_mediate_my_chits_xx

THE golden MASSES HAVE COME TO COLLECTIVIZE the municipal production of PSIONIC ENERGY.

S9metimes I w9nder if I ever truly am capa6le 9f hating. N9t just pitch, 6ut actually reviling s9me9ne s9 much that I want t9 harm them. I'm sure I've felt it 6ef9re 6ut 9nly 6rief flashes. 6ut then I remem6er HIS face and I d9n't need t9 questi9n it again.

< HELLO, MY DARLING MOTHERFUCKERS, AND AS PROMISED, MY PROOF THAT I AM INDEED A LIL BIT THICKER THAN BEFORE (I WAS PRETTY SCRAWNY) >

...Why isn't my invention #SlashingSaturday catching on nearly as much as #FirearmFriday. Go ready your blades and misc. honorable weapons, damn it!! It's a special day, the first #SlashingSaturday!!!

good morning to anyone who also enjoys the ruling of her imperious condensation the rest of you go cull yourselfs #tw-suicide #violence

Reminder everybody!! Tonight is #SlashingSaturday! So get out your blades and any kind of sharp weapon, hone it, and hone your mastery of it! Heheheh...

“I didn’t know you came in on the weekend.” I LIVE HERE.

:33< *the mighty huntress sits there cutely* :33< im so cute and maimable right nyow!

X What a crock of shit x
Wh3n y0u w4nn4 f19h7 50m30n3 0n3 8u7 y0u 4l50 w4nn4 fuck 50m30n3 700. 1 m34n 807h w0rk5 l0l. #n5fw˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚

I must be mist★ken then.

:33< mailing mew a pipe bomb :DD
jeeeesus chr1st... lark1n really- 1S THAT FUCK1NG MASTRO

praise be the lord hate be the lord everything returns to him

You people just say anything don't you?

goregle how to tell the hottest troll on alternia that you wanna do unspeaka8le things to him without getting em8arrassed and 8acktracking no credit card no 8ullshit

I need to get more evil. "#Evilmaxxing", as the kids would say. Maybe that will get me the right recognition I require in this site...
HELLO INDIVIDUALS OF CHITTR!!! THANK YUO FOR TUNIN G IN!!!! IT IS AN HONOR TO ANNOINCE THE VERY FIRST ROIND OF CHITTR AWARDS AKA """"THE CHITTIES""""!!!!! (NAME SUBJECTTO CHANGE!!!) THE CATEGORIES ARE AS FOLLWOS!!!! BEACAUSE WE ARE NOT CREA TIVE!! MOST LOATHED!!! THIRSTMEISTER!!! HORRORTERROR BEAUTY PAGEANT CONTENDER!!! INTERDIMENSIONAL FISHFUCKER!!! THE VOTING FORM WILL BE OPEN SOON!!! STAY TUN ED!!!! OR SHOUDL WE SAY TUNAED!!!!! X) - CHITTLINGS
My favorite BL? Uh idk probably the bible.

tbh it makes you look like a tool no disrespect
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i find everyone. and my t)(reats are never empty.
My ma+espri+ broke up wi+h me yes+erday. I'm pre++y hear+broken, bu+ i+'s ok. Being sad abou+ +hings like +his is unders+andable, bu+ breakups should be +rea+ed as a lesson +o learn, unders+and, and grow as a person. u_+

sounds truly beautiful )(ow quickly do you t)(ink itll all vanis)( in t)(e molten )(eat of one orbital blast.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] and yet here it iz. [END MESSAGE]

ERISOL SHOULD LIKE THIS AND GET DINNER WITH ME.

知るか。

makes sense that a tome thчmper like Yoч woчldn;t want to expand his knowledge ;(

I made it 9ut 9f that interacti9n unscathed. Heavens 9nly kn9w h9w.

WATCH ME HIT THIS SICK DRIFT.
hopital.
if u idiots R—E—E—ELY wanna kno, t)(e s)(ape of alternia is █ █████ ████ ████ ██████ ███ ██████.

Ok you can pay attention to me now

[ Who are you? ]

no but i did die to crucifixion for the sins of all eridans and princes a miscellaneous aspects relativvely recently and there are wwitnesses on this vvery platform that can attest to my resurrection livve on stage at #eridanwweek
WOO seconD one alreaDy! Q: Favorite think about being purple blooDeD A: DaMn its harD to choose cause its a goDDaM PARTY! but if i HAD to pick just one, iD say the coMMunity in fellow purples. we all got each others backs! close seconD gotta be the overall MIRTHFUL energy tho :o) #aMa https://forMs.gle/HcJiEB5ogp6FY8579

w)( W)(AT? NO! NOT M-EMORYBOX.COM! i t)(oug)(t i cancelled t)(at s)(it ----EONS AGO! ==> -ERAS-E T)(-E M-EMORY /AGAIN/

Just got pranked by someone named “Gigglefart.” Okay.

GOODLIGHT CHITTR IM GOIN 2 CUPE EARLY 2DAY X] BC IM RLLY REZPONZIBLE LOLOLOLOL

Yea i bet someone of Yoчr statчre likes to get on their stalkcaps hчh? - corinthians 6:9
nah. i'm just gonna hurt my next target extra hard for you.
you got some balls on you thinking i can't find your dipshit ass in any given world/timeline. cute. but now you just bore me. ain't even worth my time and effort to all up and get my beat down on your sorry motherfucking ass.
man. don't be spouting that shit in my thread.

[|87 :: At least accord;n to @h;sProphet yea.
W[][]at a blissful existence it must be, to live on t[][]e top and [][]ave t[][]e luxury to forget. T[][]e security to not NEED to [][]old grudges. For after all w[][]o would dare cross you? Not like us, w[][]o must keep tally for t[][]e sake of survival. Forgetting for lowbloods means treading t[][]e same dangerous waters twice; A mistake we cannot afford to make. Per[][]aps it's for t[][]e best t[][]at [][]ig[][]bloods forget? For I fear t[][]e wrat[][] of t[][]ose t[][]at remember. #poetry I suppose?
Now where to begin? The little heretic says we're riDDleD with sin That we strayeD troM the light But Don't he know us trolls thrive in the night? This shit's so funny He thinks we'll buy his "scripture" with all our Money Make hiM kneel, break his legs Call Me Moses because I'll be your plagues Mouthin' off the queen? Is your heaD up your own ass? 'Cause where DiD ya glean that you coulD evaDe us? You Must be lost, 'cause this ain't Beforus! #violence #slaMpoetry @hisProphet

you know jesus c)(rist made an account and posted, rig)(t

⚇ Sacrament 24:43 ⚇ "And with the passing of the age, we watch the ascendance of our new crown of colors, our new biggest sibling. They have gone through trial and turmoil to motherfuckin' REPRESENT the wicked shit before the Messiahs and sent on their predecessor with pride and a Faygo in hand. THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #ceremonies ⚇
,,,you're all,,,fucking di$gu$ting,,,ma$tubatory,,,piece$ of $hit,,,

marketing being nice like it's a refreshing beverage. try nice! itll heal ya.
There is n⚙thing t⚙ fear fr⚙m the Machine G⚙d. F⚙r the teachings ⚙f the ⚙mnissiah, his avatar, sh⚙ws that all may reach c⚙mprehensi⚙n

⚇ thats all a brother asks. ⚇

Classic #strider antics. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5bcef2ecc57f.png
call me a slut the way im gagging for it or something #nsfw
how is the christian troll still allive is he deftlly weaving between spike traps and bombs llike some kinda cartoon?
HAH!! youre all bark & no bite. lettin your "lorD" fight your battles FOR YOU, lil yellow?

You )(ave no sense of self-preservation. W)(en your God fails you in providin t)(is sense, in t)(e finality of t)(ese moments, you will remember me and peris)( amongst t)(e rest.

dead roac)(es die in )(idin eventually, preac)(er.

a conscience only serves as t)(e final barrier in )(oldin back your true potential. it is t)(e last question against total greatness. "W)(y?" or "S)(ould you?" or "Is it rig)(t?" are not questions to ask w)(en you are embracin and assertin your rule: t)(e rule of ot)(ers, t)(e rule of t)(e self, t)(e rule of land and property, t)(e rule of wealt)(. all t)(e same t)(in, all t)(e same questions; all t)(e same limiters. discard t)(ose fuckin limiters. live your trut)(. SURR-----END-----ER T)(AT PART OF YOUR MIND. LIV--------------------------------------E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'll get back to the "bible posting" in a bit. but also know i'M cookin up soMe FIRE lines in another creative realM! the likes of which will also be useD for slanDer, of course ;o)

sorry im protestant
“Go,” saiD Jegus, “your faith has healeD you.” IMMeDiately he receiveD his sight anD followeD Jegus along the yellow brick roaD. - Markiplier 10:52 #bibleposting :o)
The prayers ⚙f the faithful are p⚙werful indeed. H⚙wever, verily it is written that the ⚙mnissiah grants His blessing t⚙ th⚙se wh⚙ c⚙me well-equipped with high expl⚙sives.

tc)(. so t)(ere are some brain cells in t)(ere after all... s)(ame. wouldve been cool as fuck to see you slice up capital G God.

everyone keeps askin me if im t)(e real deal or not w)(ile i know full well t)(ere is no amount of acts or corpses t)(at could prove t)(at identity. trut)( is; i dont need to prove t)(at to anybody. fuck you, fuck off, get back to fuckin KN----E-----ELIN LOWBLOOD

Where m★y I fight him?

i want you to copy t)(at yellowblooded trolls scripture and rewrite it wit)( a completely troll slant. and t)(en, post t)(at same scripture, verse lines and all, wit)( troll edits, publically, to undermine )(is religious intent.

keep t)(at quote close to you w)(en t)(e drones come for you, insect.

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)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A if )(ell is real, deservin or not, ill SINK MY CLAWS IN YOU AND DRAG YOU WIT)( M--------------------E!!!!

you know t)(e name. its mine.

ill only come in t)(roug)( t)(ose c)(urc)( doors to kill your god and savior personally. ill SWIS)( AROUND t)(e WAT-ER of FORGIV----EN-ESS you so was)( your )(ands on and spit it in your mout)(. ill rip t)(e fuckin curtains to tatters. and t)(en ill skewer you on t)(at same crucifix you )(old dear.

i personally witnessed t)(e closest trollkind )(ad to a "savior" in )(is crucifixion, pennin t)(e order and )(avin tested t)(e c)(ains myself better )(ope t)(e weig)(t of your imaginary friend is strong enoug)( to keep you alive, little lowblood.

w)(y t)(e fuck is t)(ere even a biblet)(umpin troll anyway w)(at fuckin )(uman converted you
the only "god" i Want to be close to... is the king of Vacation hiMself... the eMissary of daydreaMing... the captain of cool... troll jiMMy buffett... aMen... cool... 😎
what if im proud and a llittlle... you know.

He Can " Modest And Demure " My Shameglobes. Amen.
Oh my, I forgot to mention that the photo zzhoot will be a pool one #nzzfw httpzz://c8n.imgchezzt.com/filezz/79f066bacf8f.png ~♬

X Yo lusus was backwards x

https://media.tenor.com/-te7klisLjsAAAAM/mater-cars.gif Uhm. No one in particular.
lMao love to see a HERETIC beaten to shit

CORRECT. SuNDAY IS MY OWN. I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR. WHATEVER INANE. CHITTERING BuLLSHIT PEOPLE WANT TO SPREAD. WHEN IT IS A HOLY DAY. FOR VENERATION. PRAYER. AND KNEELING uNTIL. THE KNEES. SEEP THROuGH THE CLOTHES THEY HAVE ON. uTMOST. AND uNCOMPROMISING OBEDIENCE. PuTTING. THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM. - CALIBORN JuST:NOW
no tim 4 metaphor i got 2 kill mobsta king pin -from the office of ace dick detective agency
i pefer a flash light but ok ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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concept: your kismesis looking up at you with glassy eyes as they take another punch you cant fucking take it anymore you grab them by the face roughly, crushing their split lips to yours dragging your tongue hotly upwards to clean up their bloody nose yourself the taste making you shutter out a needy moan their eyes roll back to look up at you with an annoyingly smug grin teeth stained with that pretty color you hate so much "you take such good care of me" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #fightnight, #rankworks, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #violence, bloodplay, rainbowdrinkerbait, combat, pitchcraving, archive rating: M)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA START PREGAMING RIGHT NOW. TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL #FIGHTNIGHT #THURSDAYTHROWDOWN #ALTERNIANSTREETBEEF. PREGAMING STARTS NOW. WHO WANTS TO SWING BY MY HIVE EARLY TO DROP THIS WHOLE BAG OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS WITH ME AND THEN CHAHASE IT WITH DAB RIG HITS AND TEQUILA BOMBS UNTIL THE EVENT STARTS? :o) #substance
Ehhh. Lotta drone strikes, I hear.

:33< i dont know sorry pal!

if you call me granny warcrimes ill sue you :( my lawyers said to say this im sorry if its rude

I'm never leaving my hive ever again.

In Which... I drop a rushed doodle of some Snooze lore. "i think i have to leave. THINGS DON'T FEEL RIGHT. you aren't making any sense." "that's t00 bad. we wanted y0u t0 stay with us, sn00ze. unf0rtunately, n0 0ne wants y0u t0 leave." https://files.catbox.moe/84tm1s.gif #substance #abuse

i want the thick thighs nOOk sAlAd #nsfw

that fuckass clock from dont hug me im scared thats it thats the post bye

// ill confess my sins anyday
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The weakest of all the fruit Pear is where it’s at

i feel so fuckin nauseous 4 sum reason :(

it's as i always say. THE GLASS IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
K!// your ne!ghbor.
Thanks, but I already have a disappointed dad who does that!

is this all y/)u p/)st
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:33< women with fat bulges #nsfw :33< send chitt
wOw! YoU PeOpLe aRe fReAkS! i dOnT ReSpEcT EvEn a sInGlE OnE Of yOu <3

:33< ... :33< psst hey kid :33< yeah mew come ere :33< mew wanna buy a vowel?
[[Brand New]] BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED: BE STUPID AND [[Pride Month]] ENOUGH, AND YOUR [[Pepis]] WILL FALL CLEAN OFF LIKE A [[Tic Tac]]! #nsfw #nsfwe #gore

:33< im a cool cat! :33< real epic kitty here :33< look at how cool i am :33< i got a hat on and efurrything

im prolly nut cummin all the time i sed i prolly wuldnt like it.. this sound mor culty the more u talk abt it >_>

⚇ bitch damn motherfucking ass pussy shit fuck ⚇

uh... i guess i culd cum by just 2 see wtf its all abt.. but dont think im gunna join ur weird cult or w/e i aint gullible >:/

⚇ fuck shit pussy ass motherfuckin damn bitch ⚇
~ I feel like even the SignlesS followerS will think it'S Some Sort of heresy.... Have fun though.

i did not understand ny of this shit...
Okay maybe combined earths isn't a great idea if it means troll pastors. Got enough human pastors.

⚇ i certainly will the fuck not. ⚇

⚇ lame. ⚇

guays not 2 b a total buzz kill but i am tryin 2 b horny on my own post and ur religious argument is confusing my boner !!!
one of these days, your ranting about some fake allien god is going to get you culled and honestlly theres a sollid chance one coulld argue in court it was justified. in fact theres an extremelly good chance, considering the grand highbllood.

If we don't do drugs however will we "dwell in the shelter of the Most High"?

feelin p toasty w/ 10mg shud i double it?? hmmmmm #substance #nsfw

Bread is made for laughter, and wine gladdens life, and money answers everything - Ecclesiastes 10:19

the horrors are persisting again

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b600430a0f5.jpg #nsfw
abywayz big beefy aliens i am availabl 4 dinner

boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????

he got a god complex i said let me worship u sir <3 #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BEHIND ON MY DRONE QUOTA, WHO TRYNA PULL UP AND HELP A SUBJUG FILL A BUCKET? #nsfw

hating my #wormanposting is a crime against both women and worms dont think i didnt see that shit
Some things you should know about me: 30-something years old I dunno I stopped counting my birthdays I'm a drummer I've been stuck in the medium for god knows how long I fucking love cocaine and various other drugs Im sexy as fuck if I do say so myself I can make your soul into a cool sword My opinions are my own. Lets do this

#nsfw #nsfwe #cannibalism vaguely like theres hunger an then thers Hunger ygm

#nsfw #nsfwe u evr just wake up in. the mornin w the overwhelming urge 2 jus bite the everlovin shit outta sum1 bc damnb

:33< *the mighty huntress draws a tarot card that has a pictpurr of her getting struck by lightning in the middle of a radioactive wasteland* :33< this is purrobably fine

:33< truly these are the best of times to meow

Co+ldblo+o+ds who+ feel such an incredible rage to+ the degree that vio+lence is its best o+utlet need serio+us help. No+t me tho+ugh. Perso+nally, I need to+ fight + kill tho+se guys.
°0 The only lust animating my flesh is that for torn ligaments and being drenched in roiling hot blood. #nsfwe #gore (?) (3-) 0°

yaaaaaawn

⚇ second name 'apostl' more like apostate. ⚇

⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
If you truly think that then I am sorry. It's wrong to call you a heretic, scam artist. Ego sum ira Domini.

At least clown scripture is interesting
































