♦ pitied by @goingDown
A guy happens to sneeze a little and suddenly every troll around them's talking aBout "making preparations" for "when their last night comes". Can't have a moment of peace.
Got that BarkBeast in me in the way that I'm 10 sweeps old and trolls around me think I'll keel over dead of old age at any minute

Cities are incredibly l☽o☾ud and busy. H☽o☾w d☽o☾ y☽o☾u all d☽o☾ it? ⋆˚࿔

⚇ O. Oh. Um. Right. Haha...My bad ⚇

man can yOU get sOmeonE ElsE im lIkE busy
somet1mes when 1 watch a new employee go to sweep around, 1ts obv1ous they've never held or used a broom 1n the1r l1ves
📍I don't $moke too often but ughghh the $mell of a man, woman, ANYONE with $en$ible ta$te, returning from their break and having it on them📍 Plea$e $tand by me a few more moment$ I need thi$ to get through my day
DAMN STRAIGHT¡ BUT LIKE...SOMETIMES ITS SUPER FUCKIN' FUN TO KILL INSECTS. LIKE FRYING COLONYCREATURES UNDER A MAGNIFYING GLASS¡
AWWW, YOU WANT ME TO CLIMB FURTHER UP THE LADDER¿ I'LL TAKE ANY MOTHERFUCKER. MAYBE I'LL EVEN TAKE YOU.

I dϕn't t)(ink rustblϕϕd are vulnerable, I t)(ink yϕu all )(ave talents and abilities t)(at rival mϕst ϕt)(er castes. Dϕn't listen tϕ t)(e ϕnes t)(at say ϕt)(er wise, t)(ey aren't wϕrt)( listening tϕϕ.

▼▼third night in a row of having a consistent pan ache▲▲
I CAN'T WAIT, I CAN'T WAIT¡¡¡ I'M GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T FIND SOME PRETTY RUSTIE TO LURE BACK MY WAY. TALK ALL PRETTY. WRING THEY NECK SO FUCKIN' GOOD.

it gets to a pOInt whErE chAngIng tIrEs just gets fUckIng AnnoyIng.

⚇ I'm so sleep deprived I can only feel rawest emotion right now like a Troll Sim with all of its satisfaction bars drained. ⚇ All I know is Tired and Hungry. ⚇ Higher thought functionality is motherfuckin GONE ⚇

im goin to eat three weeks worth of grumbl cookies and who is to stop me
CAn y★u pe★ple n★T ASk STupid queSTi★nS ThAT AcTuAlly mAke me Think </3

[ADDENDUM: THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE OK I'M STILL CALM I'M STILL RELAXED I'M STILL SO FOCUSED ON MY JOB.]

[C] CALM AND UNBOTHERED AND SO BUSY AT WORK AND I'M SO FUCKING RELAXED RIGHT NOW.]

⚇ Buh ⚇ All up and fell asleep at my desk again. ⚇ Had a fuckin' daymare about some bullshit. ⚇ Something about meteors? ⚇ And they were...headed towards the homeworld? ⚇ I dunno, I didn't follow it much. ⚇ Had me scared for the wrigglers though, shit. ⚇ I'll just...get back to setting out this lesson plan, I guess. ⚇

⚇ Ahhh...Still hungry. ⚇ But I gotta take class in an hour...No time... ⚇

[P] Packet of vending machine crisps, burnt vape hit and supply closet nap for lunch. Goodbye.] [MISC.] 😴] #substance

[I] I.] [I] I think I need to stop pleasing people.]

[T] Think my glasses are bent.] [A] Add that to the towering pile of my deep regrets.]

:33< it so furking mewmid i f33l like im swimming through air right nyow :33< the rains nyat helping ethpurr

:33< yeah sure and of course it stops raining litpurrally two meonwites laepurr :33< the weathpurr really is like :33< furk mew mew live in soup world!

- Yes... I DID get stuck in the supply closet for a wipe. 🤣🤣 But I was still able to do mmy Job in there with enough Efficacy that literally no one even fr**king noticed. 🤣🤣🤣😆😆👍 THANKS GUYS.

console.log("am i waistin my sympathy"); console.log("i'm hønestly thinkin øf givin up"); console.log("shøuld i just støp carin "); console.log("cøuld i even dø that"); console.log("ugh");

[S] Sorry cannot lay on dash.] [M] Maybe during 7 minute break but by then I feel the trend is over.]

She w★s violent ★nd ★ngry, l★shing out ★t ★nything within re★ch. She w★s moody ★nd full of f★lse br★v★do. She w★s sc★red.

my check EnginE light tUrnEd off. sOmethIng's wrong.

▲▲can two fat hairy men PLEASE sign up to just fuck the shit out of Richy ( @croesusKingpin ) or whatever he's doing so i can stop fucking seeing him beg and mewl on our dash▼▼ ▲I'll give you free weed or something seriously guys i want this over▼ https://forms.gle/6Bu5LVDHaWaeJpi2A

=-- My prωfile phωtω is α bit ωutdαted sω I'm cωnsidering updαting it. Hωw dωes this lωωk? I think I wαs α bit nervωus when tαking it.. ->>

[I] If boss got chittr account think I might...] [A] As they say, "blow my shit clean off" ?] #suicide #violence #oocidkhowtotaglmao

same!! i like people safe and sound and not hurt or dying or dead.

[B] Break time.] [C] Considering faking mortal illness.]

oh vwell people are getting kidnapped and it seems to happen evwery teusday. Or someone gets hurt, or dies! i vwont disclose vwho this time jic it vwas... traumatic? It vwas... but yeah someone i care about got yoinked and i vwasnt around then zz:(

Should oughta just go back to freelance s2g 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I should be doing research for an article and you know what I'm doing? Pissin around on Chitte Dot Ing cuz my ✨ Employer ✨ has strange priorities

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— GOOd mOrning, this is yOur cOnductOr speaking! We're nOw pulling intO HYDRATION STATION!! Drink sOme water Or...Or else*!!! ____ |DD|____T_ |_ |_____|< @-@-@-OO\ __________________________ *Or else I'll be really sad (。•︿•̀。) —— (˘ ³˘)

i kinda wish there were more events to go to that were just like casual chill sit and vibe type shits the whole point of me being here is to scope things out and get to know folks but i dont really see a whole lot going on on the reg that wouldnt be weird stickin my nose into or just otherwise isnt my scene (no shade to sicknastysundays or w/e but just aint for me ydig) and i aint got the wherewithall to be hosting especially since im supposed to be studying the multiverse, not inviting the multiverse to earth z

soooo chittrs haunted now?

[E] Empire mandated 7 minute break please help me.] [E] Empire mandated 7 minute break you are my only hope.] [O] Only six more hours...]

¶ NOSY FOR DRAMA BUT I CAN'T COMPROMIS3 MY B3LI3FS (IN TH3 IGNOR3 AND BLOCK BUTTONS)
My visions been starting to get all blurry even with my glasses on... not too sure what im supposed to do about that given my circumstances. Going to the eye doctor isnt exactly an easy task!

Not great I'll be honest. But we move.

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I've never been monogamous or really in a serious relationship before, but the idea of someone getting mad at me and punishing me for being a tramp is kinda hot #nsfw #nsfwe #pullmebymyearandspankme #fuckmemercilesslysothatiwontwantocraveothers #itwontwork #butkeeptrying

∻The bubbles in my b☢g s☢metimes have the v☢ices ☢f pe☢ple I knew ☢nce. Anyway, small snack. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/scran.png∻
i kknnow itt's my jobb¹, bbutt why ddo ppeopple have tto... have tto ttalkk tto me² while i'm workkinng... pplease ttalkk tto... someonne else... pplease... ¹ i'm a libbrariann ² tthey are usually justt askkinng q... questtionns... abboutt where tto finndd tthinngs...

Your twenties are about discovering you're not a bad person in the ways you thought you were, but instead in new more exciting ways.

Camouflage Crocs And Other Scary Stories

biting m7 lip till it blEEds bEc4usE im thinking t00 h4rd 4nd 4ls0 thE7 4rE ch4ppEd 4nd #imgoingagain #movieorsomething #bye
Well g()lly! There sure are a l()t ()f n!ce and k!nd and sweet h!ghbl()()ds ar()und these parts

...yes yes i know getting old is a privilege only few are afforded blah blah etc... ...my back fucking hurts this evening i feel like princess and the fucking pea... ...the fact that i have to schedule an appointment with the station's bionics expert about it is fucking criminal...
if a highblood ever randomly offers you <ash DO NOT TAKE THAT SHIT

၄⋆၃ heat waves need to DIE i think if it doesnt go away soon ill DIE sweating through all my xlothes as soon as i put them on and now im in an ugly tank top i havent worn in sweeps and my underwear while shoving my faxe into the frozen unit of my thermal hull dot dot dot
Really questionable employment situations represent That sucks though man hope you get a room or your own soon at least
I mean I guess I get paid in cigarettes and the creeping awareness of vaguely erotic obsession but neither of these can buy groceries yknow #substances
I don't think I've ever actually earned a single coin in my life I just keep stealing slash looting them so maybe I am allergic to not being broke Boss man does NOT pay me
to the ears maybe 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 the woods sᰍeak into my bones 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

0F c0ursE thE sEc0nd i tr7 t0 usE m7 huskt0p thE intErnEt g0Es t0 shit

4ngr7 4ngr7 4ngr7 4ngr7 4ngr7 4ngr7 im g0nn4 bitE s0mEthing #workplease #thissucks #imsomad

dAmN ThAt sUcKs tOo )O: dOn't wAnT OtHeR MoThErFuCkEr's fEeLiN ThAt dOwN!

Thinking ★bout becoming more violent, might be the move. Thinking ★bout becoming more of ★ ye★rner, might be the move.
|-[__]--- Hmhm, I guess I can consider my face "controversial" as well.
Clocking out an hour aft€r m¥ ₩ork $hould hav€ €nd€d thi$ rl¥ i$ h€ll R€₩arding m¥$€lf ₩ith m¥ favorit€ #$ub$tanc€
I lov€ m¥ job I lov€ m¥ job I lov€ m¥ job I lov€ m¥ job I lov€ m¥ job I lOVE MY JOB I LOVE MY JO-
Ru$$ian roul€tt€ during $€x but th€ gun i$ in m¥ mouth th€ €ntir€ tim€ #¥€ah #n$f₩
[⏺️📶📈] Can't sleep. Guess I'll stay up writing! I've had a productive night.

IT WAS FUN BUT THE THING THAT ENDED OUR SESSION MADE ME UPSET SO WE HAVEN’T PLAYED SINCE.

X I need a beer. A proper, 28% beer. #substance x

Have I ever actually properly disposed of a bottle after drinking it? There is so many glasses in here. #substances
NEVER YUCK THE YUM ⧃F A MAN WH⧃ RELIES ⧃N HIS YUM
THE LAZER TURRETS BLASTED THE M⧃UNTAINS PANTAL⧃⧃NS CLEAN FR⧃M HIS FIRM F⧃RM S⧃ HE HAS T⧃ WALK T⧃ THE CL⧃THING ST⧃RE WITH AN ⧃FFICE SHIRT F⧃R A CL⧃TH ⧃F THE L⧃IN AND PURCHASE A NEW PAIR ⧃F PANTAL⧃⧃NS HASHTAG NSFW PERHAPS #NSFW PERHAPS

got too silly nowwww mmmmy posture pole don't wwwwork
D---> Chittr status update- Feeling hot and sweaty, mostly sweaty ugh I hate summer. #Suggestive? #not-really-though
SOMMETIMMES,WHEN,I,AMM,ON,MMY,15,MMINUTE,BREAK,I,WILL,GO,OUTSIDE,TO,THE,DESIGNATED,SMMOKING,AREA,AND,SOMMETIMMES,THERE,IS,NO,ONE,OUT,THERE,AND,I,CAN,SIT,WITH,MMY,THOUGHTS,FOR,AN,AGONIZING,ENTIRE,15,MMINUTES,AND,SOMMETIMMES,WITHIN,THOSE,15,MMINUTES,MMY,PAN,TELLS,MME,"[MMY,NAMME],YOU,KNOW,YOU,COULD,JUST,WALK,OUT,INTO,THE,FOREST,AND,NEVER,RETURN,AND,NO,ONE,WOULD,STOP,YOU,WHAT,IF,YOU,WERE,A,WOLF",AND,THEN,I,REMMEMMBER,THAT,MMY,BREAK,IS,OVER,WITH,AND,I,HAVE,TO,GO,BACK,INSIDE,TO,CONTINUE,DOING,THE,WORK,BUT,ITS,ALL,OKAY,IN,THE,END,BECAUSE,IT'S,ALL,FOR,A,REASON,ANYWAYS,LETS,GET,THIS,BREAD,I,SAY,WITH,TEARS,IN,MMY,EYES,AND,A,GUIDED,SENSE,OF,PURPOSE

yeah i'm a therapy dog i'm a dog and i need therapy

(╥﹏╥) This is so true... ♫ (╥﹏╥) Sometimes my lusus gets me the wrong kind of ramen and then I have to DEAL WITH YUCKY DINNER FOR LIKE A WEEK!!!! ♫ (╥﹏╥) I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!! ♫

honestly it could be either a job or punishmmmment for mmmmy past life transgressions depending on howwww you look at it


i wwwwish i wwwwere you right nowwww unfortunately i have torture labyrinth in about four or five hours

-=[if youre pure of heart then cigarettes actuallyarent bad for you_☺]=-
ENVY FLOWS THROUGH YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BONES DECAYING AT EACH EXTERNAL LAYER OF DEFENSE YOU POSSESS UNTIL IT DEVOURS YOU COMPLETELY #POETRY

I cannot help but feel as if some kind of divinity is trying to sabotage me right now~.
NNy nanne is Thespn Rviets and I hate nny job, this is nne in nny shitty suit they force nne to vvear, it's too big because it's fitted for nny next nnolt...if I have one. :/ https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/81f9fd596464.png

xx_DATZ_SCAREY_xx

⚇ Awww... :8( ⚇

..ANYONE ELSE GET A SUDDEN FEELING OF DREAD FROM OUT OF NOWHERE?

⚇ Thinkin' of him finding me after I'm done with schoolfeeding the wrigglers. ⚇ He ain't in my class, but the motherfucker wants some lessons of his own ⚇ If you catch a motherfucker's drift. ⚇ Seein' how he locks the door behind him. ⚇ Ain't no way out for either of us. ⚇ Not until we done with one another. ⚇ I know he wants instruction on how a clown brings pain. ⚇ And I'm more than happy to give it to him. ⚇ He's a greedy motherfucker ⚇ Gluttonous for punishment that only I can dole out. ⚇ ... ⚇ But I shouldn't get too personal. ⚇ Ain't want him to find out i'm talkin' on him. ⚇ #Nsfw #DownBad #CullMe ⚇

⚇ UGHHHH WHY DO I GOTTA FEEL FEELINGS ⚇
⋆.˚🃏⋆✮⋆˙☾h๑ked ๑ɳ a pi☾kɭe aɳd the viɳegar theɳ 𝔀eɳt d๑𝔀ɳ the 𝔀r๑ɳg pipe. ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )*ੈ🎡‧₊˚

⚇ Been tryna fuck this dude who is NOT CUTE lmao ⚇ but he is cool to hang out with and I be fakin' like I ain't got me a little crush but I do... ⚇ I like his lil' freak ass. ⚇ I'm so boned. ⚇ #NSFW #Sorta ⚇

Take heed, denizens of chittr. Taking aim upon thy quarry by targeting their chastity as some form of shamefull trait? This is Not It.

∻I haven't been this sweaty since I st☢☢d trial f☢r multiple c☢unts ☢f v☢luntary tr☢llslaughter∻

If you ever see me on tv, I'm in big trouble. 😭

I REALLY d9n't get en9ugh credit f9r h9w patient and understanding and calm and levelheaded and rati9nal I am with my friends 9n a nightly 6asis. #YesIP9stedThisEarlier #ItsW9rthRepeating

⚇ I LOVE BEING FAITHFUL!!! I LOVE MY MESSIAHS!!! ⚇ I LOVE BEING ABLE TO WORSHIP THEM! ⚇ I LOVE SPOUTIN' THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN' WORD EVERY DAY. ⚇ I LOVE MY STUDENTS! ⚇ I LOVE MY JOB! ⚇ I LOVE BEING PURPLE! ⚇ I LOVE GETTIN' TO CLOWN ON THE HEATHEN MASSES! ⚇ I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIFE!!! ⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇

Help me. This priest is outside my house and he won't stop calling me "milestone 2 Michael" and it's scaring me. What do I do? How should I approach this situation?

Please someone just fix me.
[+] #bibLestudy just ended but some foLks just arrived dressed up? CospLayin' as jesus and... i think judas? i think they're here to pitChbait the priest? bein REAL disrespeCtfuL i teLL ya what.

Been planning on leaving this damn shack for the whole day. I think that, at this point, if anyone wanted to come looking for me for legal repercussions, they already would have. Besides, the wounds from the bear encounter last night are... Well, let's just leave it to the imagination. I've got to seek out a mediculler sooner or later. I am a little afraid of reintegrating myself back into society, after all the rumors of what I did. But, I suppose I should be fine at this point as long as I keep my head down low for a bit longer. What do you all think, huh? Anyone got any suggestions for what good old Willly A. should get up to after I return to Utta? Heheheh...
This one is quite interesting to me. Question: What is your take on human priests using manipulation tactics and their status to get their way? Surely that's an affront to the faith in some way? It certainly is an affront to the faith. God deeply detests the corrupt and the unfaithful priests. As those meant to be spiritual guides, the divine judgement they receive for exploiting the vulnerable or using their status for power shall be far greater than any other common sinner. In the bible, God directly rebukes corrupt priests, cursing their blessings and holding them in contempt. When Jesus lived, he also spoke against such things. In Matthew 18:6, He warned that it would be better for a spiritual leader who harms a believer to have a millstone tied around their neck and be drowned. Something to understand here, in ultimate, is what's called the eternal and unpardonable sin. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. To act in selfishness, predation, and pride as these corrupt priests do? Well... Let's just say that they're destined for a warm place indeed. Devilish people, really. Thank you for your question, friend! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Galatians 6:9

The bear has returned at my cabin again. It sounds a lot more violent today. I must say. I am kind of scared. I may have to actually deal with him tonight. Rather than hide and sit it out. So much for my Fifth Night in this site, for the love of everything holy.

Happy #FirearmFriday, I need a weapon.
>>| .another night, .another shift. nothing changes.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/acc289e5db48.png I must admit that there are times where it's hard to be patient. I've spent so many sweeps of my life building this place, and yet I must bide my time as to when I can introduce the public to Alternia's First Church of God. They're not ready for its grandeur. They're not ready for the way the holy spirit moves through this place. They're not ready to be in God's house. But the day will come. I can't wait to welcome you all. - Acts 16:25
nearly drowned ow #violence

i shuld rlly sleep more thn 5 hours prolly b lles tired

i do not think i'll do that, thank you for the consideration, eeybie deebie

*absolutely exhausted* work smingle not hingle
.. everyday i wake up to some BULLSHIT on my palmhusk ...

I'm s⚣ s⚣rry... maybe there's a chance I'll c⚣me ⚣ut the ⚣ther side unscathed

maybe I can be a little christian. As a treat, t⚣ see what's g⚣ing ⚣n. just a taste.

I've been neglecting my religi⚣us ya⚣i and I think this is the end result tbh

The guy wh⚣'s spreading the w⚣rd is attractive s⚣ I th⚣ught I'd give it a sh⚣t

Man I have t⚣ keep my ya⚣i classy if I want t⚣ be christian?

Gotta say. For how much I boast and brag about the brilliant resilience of my self over everything else around me. It's fucking cold as shit in this shack right now, ugh!!! I really should have taken some heavier clothes with me as i wandered off...

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink i zh0u1d be a110wed tt0 ttake 0ut her v0ca1- [err0r] -hck. #vi01ence [END MESSAGE]
𓄀 i aint g⌖t shit f⌖r a first p⌖st; names c⌖wb⌖y yeehaw. and i am fʊlly aware ⌖f h⌖w fʊckin stʊpid it s⌖ʊnds. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
//I've seen quite a bit of human media on the dry days. The rain is much more romantic to them. They can find a certain joy in dancing and playing in the rain, it's a freedom I very much resonate with.//
groan, worst shift ever,/vneg ,,,did some of these people really have to go on and on about fucking hoofbeasts,/nm/hneg
WHY DO GHOSTS AND DEAD CRITTERS ALWAYS PICK DOLLS AS VESSELS, AND HOW COME THEY'RE ALWAYS THE CREEPIEST ONES YOU NEVER SEEN AN EVIL DEMON HIDING OUT IN A CUTE GRUBDOLL WITH A PRETTY DRESSY OR NOTHING it's always the ugly ones with three faces and a broken horn that's why i'm always shaking my new grubdollies when i get them just to let the ghosts know i don't play around with ugly things
SHAKES STICK AT GOD IS STRUCK DOWN IMMEDIATELY, LEAVING NOTHING BUT A BLACK STAIN ON THE CARPET

HELLO. hello. I AM DIKKYN. i am dikkyn. THIS IS MY PINNED CHITT. this is my pinned chitt. EXTEND KINDNESS. extend kindness. EXTEND KINDNESS TO ME PLEASE. extend kindness to me please. I AM A VERY ANXIOUS. i am a very anxious. PERSON. person. I AM A GIRL. i am a girl. THIS IS ME. this is me. https://files.catbox.moe/iov4vh.png
IT’S ALL THE SAME OH, GOD, IT’S ALL THE SAME

HELLO. hello. MY NAME IS DIKKYN HISASS. my name is dikkyn hisass. I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS. i hope we can be friends. PLEASE BE NICE. please be nice.

If I get one more old guy asking us to take his beautiful bike and make it into a trike, I’m gonna have a breakdown. #workvent #theyresouglyandstupid

In this moment, I am the most weary soull in any universe. Do not doubt, for I did check.
[+] i didn't even put anythin' about my LoCation anywhere onLine. how in tarnation did he manage to send that book my way?

"boy i sure hope nof'in pisses me off and fucks me sideways tonight" i say as i clock in at the pissin me off and fuckin me sidewaYS FACTORY!!!!!!!

I don’t want to work today.

if i die in the next 2 hoчrs, there;s signs pointin at @depascentRetort and @caligчlasAqчariчm
[+] is that why he reminds me? Cause i'm a highbLood that CouLd just forget about aLL that if i wanted? doesn't he know i'LL aLways remember what happened? regardLess of Caste? Can't he see i've been tryin' to atone for it? [+] sometimes i wish i CouLd be CoLd enough to forget [+] #vent #sorryyaLL #thisoneskindofabummer #immagetbaCktoupLiftingLater
iT'S A SHAME THAT, tHE JOURNAL FACTORY BURNT DOWN, aGAIN, i THINK WHAT IS MOST 1MPORTANT IS SUPPORT1NG THE FAM1LIES AND FRIENDS OF THOSE LOST, aND PUSHING TO HOLD CORPORATIONS TO HIGHER STANDARDS, tHOSE DOORS WERE LOCKED, tHAT'S JUST,,, tHAT'S ILLEGAL, oBV1OUSLY, aND EV1L, bUT THE FINES ARE WRITTEN OFF, aS THE COST OF BUSINESS,
_ I couldn't aGree more. THouGH tHere are some HiGHbloods witHout tHe Gall to retaliate. To tHose, I make sure to serve as a reminder.

I JUST GOT CALLED A FUCKING SLUR.

I I GUESSSS >8?
I've certainly got plenty of *variegated* things to say about organized religion, but I'm not sure you're looking at it from the same *Anschauung* that I am.

WHAT I HAVE ABSSO/UTE/Y NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE EVEN TA/KING ABOUT >8/

>8/ WHAT >8?

i feel like s/)mething just happened…

i feel like the night guard in (TR(\LL) five nights at freddy’s when i arguing with pe/)ple /)nline and start hearing pe/)ple /)utside my hive, checking all my wind/)ws and shit like i’m b/)uta see s/)me/)ne wh/) d/)esn’t kn/)w my hive address /)n chittr is g/)nna magically appear

fuck the st0res 0n fire #sevenelevenp0sting

sometimes i wonder why i'm still here, or why i ever agreed to anything up to this point.

i might be stuck w0rking at seven eleven h0wever i'm a girl wh0's w0rking at seven eleven which is ten times better than being a b0y wh0 w0rks at seven eleven #sevenelevenp0sting #estr0gen

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i wi11 be turning my em0ti0nz 0ff f0r the nextt few h0urz z0 i d0 n0tt try and murder my crew. #death [END MESSAGE]

It Is sO rUdE whEn spIrIts sEEk tO scArE mE by shOwIng thEIr dEAth wOUnds. I knOw thAt yOU cAn tUrn thOsE Off, plEAsE pUt yOUr gUts bAck, thAt Is tErrIbly UncOUth! #gOrE

HUMAN GOREGLE, WHAT IS MORMON。

I think it’s interesting so far. As a god, it feels like it helps bring me more down to earth, anyways. I’m curious how life would be if I ignored my infinite funds and attempted to experience things how everybody else does.

Boredom, mostly. People seem to disapprove of what I get up to when given free time anyways.

This is truly the torment nexus. Three Meghan Trainor songs. A bad country song. I think I’m safe. Fourth Meghan Trainor song.

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earl13r someone asked me if i worked at my job even though i was behind the counter fixing the thread on an outfit... no, im planning to rob this place!! dont tell anyone!!
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ D⭑n't Tell 𝑨ny⭑ne Th⚕s But, ⚕ W𝒶s 𝑨sk⚕ng F⭑r 𝑨 Fr⚕end Wh⭑ ⚕s 𝑨 L⭑wbl⭑⭑d 𝑨nd M𝒶y ☆r M𝒶y N⭑t H𝒶ve ☾ulled 𝑨n ⚕nd⚕g⭑ ☆n 𝑨cc⚕dent. 𝑨llegedly.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ @g⭑regle H⭑w ☾⭑uld ⚕ Hyp⭑thet⚕c𝒶lly H⚕de 𝑨 B⭑dy ⚕f ⚕ H𝒶d Hyp⭑thet⚕c𝒶lly ☾ulled S⭑me⭑ne.

ugh. back from sOmE fUckIng tErriblE buggy work. UsuAlly it's grEAt but hOoooOly shit this girl just did not wAnnA fUckIn work with me. any mOrE dumb bUllshIt hAppEn whIlE i was OUt?
Sunday is a messy time for everyone no matter where you are it seems. -_-
what tha t https://files.catbox.moe/s6wmns.gif #gif
Not possible. I'll punch someone nd get my skull chopped off the first night on the job.

I don’t inherently agree. I didn’t mean to make her cry. And hate isn’t really at the root of these things. I just find I enjoy the power from dominance only when it also stems from my knowledge.

BEING A BIG COOL GUY MEANS MANY PEOPLE GUN FOR ME LITERALLY ALMOST HIT BY 99 BULLETS TODAY ALONE! SCARY DAY THE TIMES GROW MORE TRYING BY THE MOMENT!

They are charmed by my use of correctly used and expansive vocabulary as well as the mold in my sink.

aight i cant fucking see straight anymore im fucking tired. night.
👏 Hypothetical question: If a mechanic put a car on the lift incorrectly and the car falls off and lands upside-down and is now in ten times worse condition than when it was brought in, how would they explain it to the car's owner without being murderized? Asking for my favorite coworker 👏

Everyone is always either so sad for me or so sinister. I say I’m drinking and it’s all ‘oh no…’ or ‘drink more’. When do I get a simple ‘okay! Have a good night.’

( ´ ω ` ) I got hit in the head with a rock. #ouch
They stopped producing the fucking scrub liquid I use because the person making it was supposedly a "sympathizer". Nothing got stains out as good as that one. Troll Mr Clean products are objectively inferior. -_-

in all honest7, i was thinking about someone else. but 7ou know what? i'm proud of 7ou too! rea(h for what 7ou want! make 7our heart's desire 7our realit7!
NOte tO SeLf track DOwn anD cruSh any remaininG cOrrupteD cOreS. We can't aLLOw anOther WHEaTLEY On Our hanDS.
Those who have faith in the Lord have preserved themselves for eternity. As I am unwavering in my dedication to Him, I have nothing to fear. God will see me through this, I assure you that much. I do wonder where you'll reside when judgement comes. Perhaps in the slums where those you foolishly condemn reside? Only time, and God, can tell. - Nehemiah 8:10
I must apologize ahead of time to my devoted few who wish to see me in person, but I will not be attending this fight night. A little birdy has advised me to lay low. Ah, such is the life of a messenger of the Lord... They hate what they do not understand. They do not wish to see the truth. In due time, I suppose! - Exodus 19:5

Touching grass isn't helping I need to get biblical.
♰ don't i? i know exactly who im talking to the imperious bottom feeding empress. social media or not i'd still send ire your way, its just simply been made easier for me to :). i may live on land you claim as yours but my autonomy is my own. what good is a hand that rules if not with an iron fist? yours is certainly much more frail, perhaps closer to copper with how much i seem to get away with under your 'ever-present' eye. ♰
Allow me to quote something directly. Just for you! I think it will help. Psalm 91:1-16 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say to the Lord, “My refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” For he will deliver you from the snare of the fowler and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his pinions, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness is a shield and buckler. You will not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by day, ... I don't need to continue too far. I think the bible speaks very clearly regarding my protection from evil. - Matthew 18:15
Mhmhmhmhm. Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way. If you're that against accepting Christ into your heart, I do promise to pray for you... But salvation is a fleeting privilege, and lest you wish to taste the eternal flames of Hell, I'd suggest getting your priorities in order. At least God is forgiving. - Psalm 68:19
God is no imaginary friend. God is a presence found all around us, whether or not we acknowledge it. I've never known a love more blessed and purer than His own. I'm no savior, I'm juuuuust a messenger! I carry the word of God and Christ close to my heart and share it to those who are willing to listen. Of couuuurse, the doors of my church are open to even you, should you ever decide to accept God into your heart. - Galatians 5:1

c< sHOut Out 2 tHe pOOr bastard tHat gOt sHOt 2 bits Outside My taverN, NOw /iM/ tHe ONe wHO Has 2 cleaN tHis Mess up.... assHOles #viOleNce >c

my blood cast powers / aren't very strong / i can only really communicate with animals / not command them / but that's ok / i don't need them to be happy / or follow my dreams
The worssst part of watching my assssssociatesss beat each other over petty sssquabblesss isss how much the janitor will complain about it later once again forgetting I ssstay late in my office every night.

Jegus. I can’t tell if this is a bit or not.

i want people to think im hot but i dont know how :(

I TOOK ONE STEP OUTSIDE TO GO TO FIGHT NIGHT. ONE. A GALE-FORCE CYCLONE PRACTICALLY HURLED ME AGAINST THE DOOR. AND PELTED ME WITH ABOUT SIXTEEN EMPTY PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES, JUST TO HUMILIATE ME. ANY DAY, NOW. I COULD LAY DOWN IN FRONT OF A SCUTTLETRAIN AND JUST DO IT.
Smacked my bulge on the corner of my table. Fuck my stupid lowblood life.
what's this about a "Doc Scratch" killing a man. who's "troll Barack Obama"?? this isn't some weird fanfic Dave cooked up is it.
I want a week off so I can be reckless. Drinking, pailing, laughing along to things on television or in a group. But no - my work contract dictates that I have no such opportunities. Fuck my life. #nsfw (kind of) #substance (kind of)

◌ Hate Bot? Is that what it sounds like? ⧂
;; c-clocking in for my §-§ixteenth c-con§ecutive day at work w-without a day off ;; ;; i-i'm going to pull m-my hair out hh hhhh ;;

i feel like the spirit of this is to tag it as #cannibalism but i think that only counts if you're eating the same species as yourself this is my insane post and i will forget about it in like a week https://file.garden/acK8PJEeCA54DUL7/food_chain.png
꩜Sometimes it’s hard to get my shirt on with such a big pair of horns on my heaD. Can anyone relatE? #HornypostinG꩜

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WANNA COME OVER AND PROVE THAHAT? :o?
EEVEERY AANIIMAAL OON THEE FAARM STAARTEED STAARIING AAT THEE SAAMEE COORNEER FOOR LIIKEE,, TEEN MIINUUTEES.. SAAFEE TOO SAAY THEE FAARM''S HAAUUNTEED AAGAAIIN.. IINSTEEAAD OOF FIIXIING IIT II''M GOOIING TOO TRY TOO GEET THEE GHOOSTS TOO PAAY REENT..
DOO I LOOOOK LIIKEE SOOMEEOONEE WHOO REEAADS IINSTRUUCTIIOON MAANUUAALS?? YEEAAH,, II DIIDN''T THIINK SOO EEIITHEER..

yall ever think about being evil? not like morally reprehensible kinda evil just cartoon villain really inconvenient kinda evil i think id do a great fuckin job at that kinda thing i even got the cat that sits in my lap when i turn around in my chair to look at you when you walk in
Nycada Pheuss. She was awesome
Hopefully you'll get there one day!! If you want to at least.
Does your priest call you his special little lamb and look at you like he wants to eat you? No? Get on my fucking level. ♡
Does~ Anyone~ Know~ Any~ Good~ Rustblood~ Exorcists?~ I’m~ Tired~ Of~ My~ Alarm~ Clock~ Being~ The~ Ghost~ That~ Throws~ Mugs~ At~ Me,~ And~ I’m~ Running~ Out~ Of~ Mugs.~

It's so sad that Itchy and Slick are both dead.
[ MEEMAW GAMGAM has been KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. ] #eridanweek
this party.sucks #eridanweek
(• - •) Don't panic. Uh, maybe just hide in a closet for now? ⚘
once again trolls attempt to sneak into t+e caverns to steal yellow grubs it's disgusting +ow young some are willing to go to get a battery

B33 < nobodys ready to get glomped anyamore B33 < no more hey man meows it going im launching my full body weight at you!!!

i just found the strangest book lying around. I THINK IT'S ONE OF THOSE HUMAN BOOKS THAT TALK ABOUT THAT GOD THING THEY LOVE SO MUCH. isn't that so cute? I WONDER IF ANY TROLL AROUND HERE HAS MORE OF THOSE HUMAN-MADE BOOKS. i find myself placated by all of these eloquent words on each page. #lowcortisol #pancreas
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU

NO, WAS REFERRING TO YOU BUT NOW IT MAKES SENSE

NO SOMEBODY TOLD ME THEY WERE REAL AND NOW IM SCARED! IM IN MY TIME MACHINE HIDING FROM THE GHOSTS #MYTIMEMACHINE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GHOSTS ARE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
D --> Note to self D --> Dimensions of 52cm by 24cm leather pony mask insufficient, the adjustable straps were not as adjustable as advertised D --> Save to private Chitt drafts
...This will be a wonderful teaching moment for you, Eeybie. Because we are a test. Just as the Lord created humans to be pure, He created trolls to be evil. Our existence is a true test of faith. What we subject each other to is not only by design but by perpetuation. Trolls have been shown the grace of God many times,but choose to ignore it for the sake of their own monotony and comfort. I am not that foolish. God has spoken to me time and time again, and I listen. I heed. I speak the truth that is His divine order. This is why I will ascend to heaven, and only the trolls that follow God as I prophesize will be able to join me in His kingdom. Trolls are inherently... Filthy... Vile... DEVILISH. I was once the same. There was a time where I was as foul as any other troll. I, however, have long since repented before the eyes of the heavenly Father and have been reborn as a christian. I'm only trying to save you, Eeybie. All of you. - Deuteronomy 31:8

ITS JUST THE BACK OF THE SUN!!!

THE 👏 MOONS👏 NOT 👏 REAL!👏

:33< *the mighty huntress does a sick kickflip and fails meowspurrably at it falling ofur nyat moving fur sefural hours*

uh... i guess i culd cum by just 2 see wtf its all abt.. but dont think im gunna join ur weird cult or w/e i aint gullible >:/
~ I feel like even the SignlesS followerS will think it'S Some Sort of heresy.... Have fun though.

i'm not scared i was lowkey considering asking how old he was to see if i'd feel bad flirting with him
THE EMPRESS IS TAKING *REALLY* FUCKING GOOD CARE OF ME. I FUCKING LOVE IT HERE. FUCK YES!!!
OK, HOLD ON. THEY'RE BRINGING ME SOME SHITTY SLOP. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR ME.

gachapon keep me strong gachapon all night long stupid gimmick in pacman 2 piracy gets the game for you
[root@sk-0AL1E ~]# cat < /tmp/dialogue.txt.enc ┲╆│┱┎╊┩╁┐┌┗┠┡┨╂┥╆┖┿┹╆┛┷┵┬┢┰┰┧┟┳┝┘┑┃╆┵┬┨┸┌┾┨┧┦┦┯┢┛┗╊╇╉┼┵┿┠┷┯╅╆┎┕━┚┙┨┶╊┣┺┭│┸┡┢┝╋┙┘┽┰╊┡╂┶╈╊┵┲┩╃┹┕┵┪┤┭╇╉┢┘╅┹╈━┧┌┎┍┃┨└┫┿┦┾┛┚╅┕┸┺╂┕┎╂┼┿┪┠┣─┞┱┎╅┴┥┐╆┶━┹┮┳┿┒╅╈┦┳┢├┘┺┴┥┼╀┞┓┛╊┪┣┴┛╄┭┡╈┪╊└┹┬┮╁┽┞┚╅┯┤┹┛┦╉┥╆┵┤┻╇╉┿┹┢╃┕┾┛┒┑┹┕┤┍┹┹┦│┶┼┼╉━╅┦╂─┰┛╁└┍┯│╉┼┮┍╅┤│╆┹┘┸┳┠┭┱└┵╋┯─├╁╆┴┝┩╇
OH, WHAT FUCKING JOY. THEY FIXED MY PALMHUSK. *FINALLY*, I GET TO SEE WHAT THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS UP TO WHILE I LANGUISH AWAY BEHIND BARS WITH MY TOUCH STUMP UP MY ASS PRACTICALLY ALL GOD DAMN NIGHT. THANKS FOR THAT.
You own authentic. human artifacts too? Sweet I got like. records and movies but. books are cool too
this is so sad they’re gonnnna fuckinng cull him for this
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2

guays not 2 b a total buzz kill but i am tryin 2 b horny on my own post and ur religious argument is confusing my boner !!!
I'm trying to do /you/ a solid as well! I'm trying to show you the way of God, our one true savior! I know where fate has me headed, and I don't intend to let a troll's fearmongering dissuade me from my path of righteousness. I never asked you to care... ...Nonetheless, I sure appreciate the gesture! - 2 Timothy 2:11
While I appreciate your attempt to persuade me back to the inherently devilish ways of trollian culture, but I've seen the light. I've spoken to God. I know what truth is, and I know where I'm headed. The kingdom of Heaven waits for me when I pass, be it through culling or otherwise. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Alternia as it is in Heaven. - 1 Peter 3:21

:33< im just a kitty cat mew must undpurrstand this

7H3 PR0M153D 833.
whydotheycallittheovenwhenyouofinthecoldfoodofouthoteatthefood?? #muchtothinkabout
T⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ᔑリ ╎リᓵ∷ᒷ↸╎ʖꖎ|| b╎⨅ᔑ∷∷ᒷ ∴ᒷʖᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ. ⍑𝙹∴ ᔑᒲ ╎ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ 𝙹リ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ⊣╎リ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑?
m must share the b bee fly w with you guys https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/a7/e8/62a7e81ea892dd71b49b3c23263f7550.jpg

Mom said i cant be a Tech priest. which is bullshit because my right arm up to my Elbow is Prosthetic? So i'm already part Machine
if i am ever taking t꥟ a man face-t꥟-face, and he has the audacity t꥟ refer t꥟ me as a "br꥟ad", "bitch", ꥟r "female' rather than a lady ꥟r w꥟man. i fear in the latex and under the fl꥟꥟rb꥟ards he will g꥟. #nsfw
[Pull] 's thing thing workin'?? [Trigger]
Yeah.
Just Made Out With My Boss! Definitely Better Than Hentai! #nsfw

So all I'm hearing is that feminism fixed him.

It's o+dd to+ think that all Kankri needed was a feminist upbringing to+ beco+me the mo+st likeable tro+ll in the shared histo+ry o+f Alternia and Befo+rus.

Doomscrolling On Chittr

)(--ELLO to all of my followers. Just keep swimming! And PL--EAS--E pick up your litter on t)(e beac)(es. T)(e ecosystem will t)(ank you. #seariouslyt)(etras)(problemisfuckingunreal

SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14

Best t.o° be self-empl.o°yed and thus make y.o°ur .o°wn caegar instead with.o°ut sharing pr.o°fits
I Am Not! My Boss Says If Im A Good Girl I Will!

making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.

((You're gucchi! frankly, for a character themed around "freedom" to the point of breaking free of the narrative itself, genderfluidity makes perfect sense!))

((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))

nope! just pink, sorry.

4R3 TH3R3 OTH3R COLOURS OF PONY CLUB

:33< mewmans calling their nooks pussy is the best thing efur :33< that rules sorry i dont make the rules :33< #nsfw ish
Who the fuck cometh into a rethtaurant 25 minuteth to clothe? Good for you you piththed a whole crew of people off

fuk yea nanna get it

((sorry her quirk is insufferable))
#chitterconfessions If I had a ponysona (which I don't) I would ship it with Rainbow Dash.
To the. anonymous account that keeps. sending me screamers and. videos of trolls being. vaporized by drones I. know who you are

- CEOs typically know what's best for large groups of people, so I'll co-sign that uncritically! Woo! 🙌😆

TIME IS REAL YOU CAN GO RIGHT THROUGH IT LIKE THAT! I JUST SNAPPED I PROMISE
finally got the paint caked on earlier washed off, but still feel greasy any clowns got tips for cleaning up after paint? it's all over my pillow . . . the culprit from a few posts ago left after breaking in and just keeps laugh reacting at me asking how to get it off ((ooc: made an alt version of the pic from earlier without paint for icon purposes)) https://i.imgur.com/nbcuiqi.png

JUST WHEN I THINK MY DAY CANNOT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, TAO3 (TROLL ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN, DUH) IS DOWN. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ SUPERBAT IN THESE CONDITIONS?????????
https://file.g4rden/4cTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Gr4cieGolden.png

OKAY. CRISIS NARROWLY AVERTED. MAYBE I JUMPED THE GUN BY GETTING SOLLUX TO TRY AND RUN A DIAGNOSTIC ON MY HUSKTOP. HE DEFINITELY SAW THE YAOI I WAS READING.
In truth, friend, I know I am both a creation of His light and a creation of His uncertainty. For God to conjure a species for the express purpose of testing faith? I know what I am. Inherently, I am made of blasphemy. What matters is that I intend to dig myself out of this hole and eventually ascend to one of his most beloved creatures. Perhaps he will find a place for me in his hierarchy. - 1 Timothy 6:12
BRO GOT HIT BY THE HUMAN PROPAGANDA

:33< if mew say so man :33< i think my classic bits are my own though

:33< idk if god has anyathing to do with this tarot card bit im doing

:33< *the mighty huntress draws a tarot card that has a pictpurr of her getting struck by lightning in the middle of a radioactive wasteland* :33< this is purrobably fine
d꥟es any꥟ne else have s꥟me s꥟rt ꥟f c꥟llecti꥟n? if s꥟ enlighten me, i'd l꥟ve t꥟ see the different ass꥟rtments ꥟thers have. pers꥟nally i have taxidermy and "keepsakes" ꥟f vari꥟us species and beasts.

D --> I'm going to destroy a moon
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
╭────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╮ in loving memory ╰────-·-ˋˏ-༻𖤓༺-ˎˊ·-────╯
NEIGH!! *stomp* neigh neigh!!

Did a kickfllip. Camera wasn't rolling.
not now chilfreb gamgam is crushing.at the pokies
mY FrIeNdS AnD OnE EnE-FrIeNd! hTtPs://i.iMgUr.cOm/fL0GoMl.pNg @dIgItAlRiNgMaStEr @PoMnIjEsTeR @aMaZiNgDiGiTaLcHeF BlEeEeHhHhH
STOP DRAINING THE LOWBLOODS. TAKE MY BLOOD INSTEAD. I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH. GET BEHIND ME, EVERYONE. I WILL DO THIS FOR YOU ALL.
it is evolving rapidly its like the cambrian era out here
Wowzers an edit button! Every time i look away this site gets a shiny new feature and isnt that just dandy?

:33< yeah but its fun to lie to mewmans dont blow up my spot man!

:33< this cat was made fur meowing :33< and thats just what shell do :33< one of these days this cat will meow all ofur mew!
MY CAT ISCRATCYES ME BUTBI like to pat her anyway

if yOU think im stUpId now, yOU shOUld sEE me when im high. im smArtEr than i lOOk. im the dUmbEst girl AlivE. #substance

:33< what do mew mean the pipeline isnt furry shippurr girl to shitposter with lusus issmews :33< make it make sense!!!

Congrats. You are capable of learning. This makes you inherently superior to a lightly salted cracker. I might be hungry.
I think I'm getting a hang of these WEIRD BUTTONS.

:33< mewre telling me a shrimp furied this rice?

















































































