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find me with each word you whisper to me, you get closer. every time your lips brush my ear, each moment your flesh grazes mine, you pull me in, inch by inch. then, the whispers sweeten, a sickening flavor rotting my teeth out of my skull. i bite, i tear, i don't want you. the devoted prayers you give despite that, a kneel into a crawl, when you follow me, you give me the grace of a god. i feel the rift grow, the fire in my pusher suffocating. hate me. hate me, hate me, hatemehatemehateme, h a t e m e. despise me, lash out with claws and teeth. show me the vileness, the wretchedness that i pushed onto you. there is a cleansing pleasure to be found in your rage, your hatred, your anger. i am a sinner, teach me divinity. #nsfwe #violence #gore #horror #poem #poetry #original-poem #freeverse #ramblings-more-than-an-actual-poem
✨ Fate leads the willing, and drags along the reluctant. #fortune
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I only speak truths, sorry if that disappoints you! - Hebrews 11:6
I assure that this will not be a recurring issue. Keep your head. - 1 Corinthians 6:19-20
I had it handled. - Proverbs 12:20
[+] #bibLestudy just ended but some foLks just arrived dressed up? CospLayin' as jesus and... i think judas? i think they're here to pitChbait the priest? bein REAL disrespeCtfuL i teLL ya what.
I shouldn't read into things like these. I /really, truly/ shouldn't. Such a thing is entirely unlike me. - Psalm 32:1
If this is how you feel, I'd love to remind you that you can choose to ignore things if it benefits you. - Ecclesiastes 5:10
Glad to see you finally putting your time to good use. The written art suits you. Why not continue to focus your efforts here rather than causing problems? - John 6:62
The only one that'll need saving is your sorry ass 8y the end of it. I'm going to instill the true Alternian way in you if we ever come across eachother, and you will ENJOY it I 8et. No "God" will save you from what I shall instill. >::::T
Gather around, everyone! I have for y'all the official invitation to my debut bible study session! I'll have some preparing to do, this I'm certain, but I do hope I get to see a good few of you fine folks tomorrow. Come with an open mind, come if you're bored, come if you just want to get a few snacks and be on your way! At the end of it all, it'll just warm my heart to know you showed up. ...I shouldn't need to say it, but just know violence will not be tolerated. - Isaiah 54:17
Hmhmhmhm. How good of you. - Deuteronomy 10:12-13
Not everyone feels for me like you do, Eeybie. Some trolls genuinely need the goodness of God in their lives. I can only hope to be their guidance. - Hebrews 8:12
Awh, don't be like that. I merely saw you in my notifications and reacted accordingly is all! But, if I'm that unpleasant to you, it may please you to know I won't be around too much today. I'm on my way to a requested visitation. - Psalm 18:6
Ah. He's awake. How fortuitous. - Philippians 4:4
Rejoice, friends! I have made the decision to officially host a bible study, open entirely to the public!... So long as they're respectful, of course. As I've yet to take my teachings to trollkind off of the internet, I'm very excited to see where this will go. This event will begin Sunday. Come as you are, and come ready to be enlightened! - Isaiah 55:11
"More to be desired are they than gold, even much fine gold; sweeter also than honey and drippings of the honeycomb." -Psalm 19:10
I do understand that this will be an unpopular opinion, and it also will be disregarded in favor of continuing this behavior, but I feel the urge to offer reminders... Modesty is a virtue. To be chaste is to be pure. To show restraint is to show strength. - Psalm 119:10
I do want to ask - how many of you fine folks would be interested in a proper bible study this Sunday? Open to the public of course, regardless of whether or not you're presently committed to the Christian faith. I think leading such an event would be quite the treat! - Psalm 34:17-18
In truth, I have no idea what you've got going on there, my most beloathed. If you have something to say, I know for a fact you know how to reach me. Although I have a feeling it won't be in good faith, will it? Needlessly slandering me /is/ one of your favorite pastimes! - Romans 13:14
Something on your mind, Eeybie? - James 4:2
This one is quite interesting to me. Question: What is your take on human priests using manipulation tactics and their status to get their way? Surely that's an affront to the faith in some way? It certainly is an affront to the faith. God deeply detests the corrupt and the unfaithful priests. As those meant to be spiritual guides, the divine judgement they receive for exploiting the vulnerable or using their status for power shall be far greater than any other common sinner. In the bible, God directly rebukes corrupt priests, cursing their blessings and holding them in contempt. When Jesus lived, he also spoke against such things. In Matthew 18:6, He warned that it would be better for a spiritual leader who harms a believer to have a millstone tied around their neck and be drowned. Something to understand here, in ultimate, is what's called the eternal and unpardonable sin. Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit. To act in selfishness, predation, and pride as these corrupt priests do? Well... Let's just say that they're destined for a warm place indeed. Devilish people, really. Thank you for your question, friend! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Galatians 6:9
This next submission actually has /three/ questions! What fun! Question: What are your religious restrictions in the context of Alternia's culture? How do you navigate a culture that looks down upon religions that aren't part of the clown church? Do you find it easier to get along with clown church members? Or do you find yourself at odds with them? What life style practices do you perform? Are you Catholic specifically (suffering is good) or Protestant (pleasure bad)? As there are quite a few questions here, I will try to be a little more brief, but still provide to a hopefully satisfactory level! Alternia's culture does not lend itself well to the Christian teachings, and without a doubt that complicates things for me. To exist in a society that rewards the violent and punishes the kindhearted is to exist in a society that rewards sin. But it's not the fault of the masses, as troll culture was designed to test the faithful. Our creation as a species in itself is a test from God! It takes a careful step to navigate a society such as this, which is why I frankly do not leave the cathedral all too often. That said, Alternia's rejection of other religions is also a part of the design of God's test, so I don't pay it much heed outside of a mountain I am destined to scale for the sake of bringing trollkind to salvation. I care very little for the clown church. They live and worship in hedonism and violence. I do not cast judgement to the extent that I would not offer my hand in guidance towards God's light should one seek it, rather I would rejoice to see such a thing! But generally I do not bother all too much with their like. It's not worth my time. I do not adhere to one strict denomination of the Christian teachings. I find that restricting yourself to these... silly little boxes... takes away from the core teachings of God. With this in mind, I am not Catholic nor Protestant nor any of that. I am a child of God through and through. As far as lifestyle practices go, this can vary depending on the specifies, but in simplest terms I tend to align myself with the 10 Commandments and the teachings found within the bible. I'd like to think my values reflect this. Whew! Great goodness that was quite the spiel I went on! I do hope this is satisfactory to you, friend. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Proverbs 10:32
Well, back to the questions we go! This one is interesting in its own right. Question: If you had the chance to achieve Apotheosis, would you take it or would you reject it due to the blasphemous language usage? As there is only one true God, for me to achieve this Apotheosis would be to supersede Him. To even /entertain/ an idea would, in itself, be blasphemy to the highest sense. I would never try to take place of the Lord. I would never even joke about such a horrid thought. Excuse me for being a tad sharp on this one, but I figure it best to nip it in the bud. This way of thinking can be quite dangerous, as we've seen in the likes of the fallen angel Lucifer. I still appreciate the question, friend! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Isaiah 46:4
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
Say you'll share with me One love One lifetime Lead me Save me from my solitude Say you want me with you Here beside you Anywhere you go Let me go too That's all I ask of you. #lyricposting - Lamentations 3:24
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/acc289e5db48.png I must admit that there are times where it's hard to be patient. I've spent so many sweeps of my life building this place, and yet I must bide my time as to when I can introduce the public to Alternia's First Church of God. They're not ready for its grandeur. They're not ready for the way the holy spirit moves through this place. They're not ready to be in God's house. But the day will come. I can't wait to welcome you all. - Acts 16:25
Some fun facts about Alternia's First Church of God! - I have spent many years commissioning altarpieces worthy of His grandeur, those of which line the basilica with harmony in design. - 11,263 glass squares in 72 colors were arranged in the south aisle window. The light from our moons truly inspires a beautiful display of such. - The cathedral covers almost 8,000 square meters of floor space and can hold more than 20,000 people! I hope that's enough space, really. I could go on and on about it, but I feel that three facts is a good spot to end on for now. - Psalm 8:4
I'm quite glad, whoever you are, that you've come to me with this. Question: uhmso what isthere left forme when ihave nothing else? S3( The answer is simple, my friend... God. Even in your darkest hour, even when you have nothing and no one to call to for comfort, even when you're at rock bottom in every conceivable sense of the word... God will be there for you. God is your Father, your Creator, your most unconditional giver of Love. As long as you believe, He will never forsake you. As long as you repent, He will never reject you. As long as you worship, He will never fail to send you blessing after blessing after blessing. Even now? God is with you. Take comfort in His presence, and know you can come to me if you need to connect with Him more in your times of need, or even if you need an ear. God bless you. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - 1 Thessalonians 5:11
This next one is actually quite reasonable! Question: Where did a troll like yourself learn about human christianity? There's a few different angles here to consider. As a prophet of God, I was blessed with the ability to hear His words even before I knew who He was. As time went on, I was introduced to the human religion of Christianity, and over time I came to know it to not be just another conjuring of stories among humanity. I came to know it to be truth. God is our Creator. ALL of us. Human, troll, it matters not. He created the multiverse as we know it, and thus we are all His children. I learned the name of who began to speak to me, and I know it to be the heavenly Father without doubt. Thank you for your question! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Psalm 63:1
No one will ever feel anything for him as I do. My hate is all he'll ever have to hold on to. To make it all the more amusing, I alone am that wretches only chance of salvation. Only through me will he ever be worth anything. My most beloathed. #chittranonymous #yearning
Remember, friends; The Lord Himself goes before you and will be with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged. - Deuteronomy 31:8
In this moment in time, I care very little for the slanderous opinions you hold, despite not having the faintest idea of who I am or what I stand for. Only God can judge me in a way that matters. You? Insignificant. - Luke 6:37
Another inquiry, and this one is... Well, this one is interesting in its own right. Question: do you got like... a kink for this christian shit? be honest. a bitch wont judge I'm fully aware that there is less-than-savory interests for my system of belief. Christianity, to some, is viewed more as an aesthetic to be sexualized than a genuine way of being. If I am to be truthful, I do not appreciate my faith being fetishized. To imply that I exist in my truth and walk alongside God because I have some sort of lecherous intrigue in it on a superficial level? I try not to be overly sensitive, yet I can't help but take offense. I am a prophet of God. I am a Christian. I am a devoted, holy man. But, most importantly, I do not have such levels of /wretched, sinful lust/ in my heart. ...Good day. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama #nsfw - John 8:36
I'll be seeing you at bible study, friend! - 1 Timothy 5:8
In truth, I don't entirely mind if someone finds me alluring. Who's to blame them? There's nothing that inspires attraction like a man who has confidence in himself and faith in God. To walk a path of righteousness with his chest puffed and his stride steadfast? Well... It only makes sense. I'd just prefer if you all stay respectful about it. - 1 Timothy 5:8
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Classy yaoi can be just as fun and exciting as the raunchier sort, I assure you! - Proverbs 31:8
Between it being topical /and/ for curiosity's sake, I actually went out and found some Christian Nightcore for us all to enjoy! Or, in this case, "light"core! Ain't that fun? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-5gpPdRrHs - John 4:24
Ah, here we are! Our first inquiry. Question: Do you ever shut up? The good word cannot be silenced, my friend. My dying breath will be spent on spreading God's truth, and after that? I'm sure He will have plans for me in Heaven to continue my holy work. https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama - Luke 6:27-28
Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus. - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
Alright, alright. I'll jump on this bandwagon. If only because I know that there's a good few of you who need my wisdom! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 - Hebrews 13:1-2
Kull and Kult scores aren't everything, friends. What matters is the words your spreading and the goodness behind them! If the system worked realistically, my scores would look far different. - 1 John 3:16
Couldn't have said it better. - Isaiah 45:9
CAN ANY OF YOU FUCKING SPELL GOD RIGHT.
man i hate how i can be ragebaited easily by him but also. it arouses me because its him doing it ♤ #nsfw #chittranonymous
Care not for the ranking of some passerby online, care instead for your standings in the eyes of God. - 2 Corinthians 5:7
Why, Jesus Christ is the Son of God and our Savior. Everything from His ministry to His death He did for us. He died for our sins, forgiving us in the eyes of God. He is one of the prime figures of Christianity, of which I am a priest and prophet of. God speaks to me just as He spoke to Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations, Ezekiel, and Daniel. I am one and the same, but instead a troll. I am meant to bridge the gap between trollian ignorance and salvation! - Psalm 4:8
Don't worry, friend, I'm more than used to this song and dance. After all, they hated Jesus because he was right! I /do/ sincerely hope you'll find it in you to accept God into your heart. You seem very well-spoken, albeit ignorant. You could be quite a remarkable Christian and help bring the good word forward with such a vernacular. Ah well, such is wishful thinking! - John 3:36
Oh, but rejecting His blessings would be so foolish! You'd be condemning yourself to a path quite dark and lonely, and I'd hate to rest with the knowledge that you've made such a poor decision. I mean- you aren't the first, nor will you be the last, but it still rests heavy on my shoulders. AH! See there! That's a blessing in disguise! God blessed you with the ability to recognize the potential danger of an unknown shadow, and now you can act accordingly! If that ain't a sprinkle of divine intervention, I don't know what is. HALLELUJAH! - Matthew 1:21
Sorry to disappoint, but God's always watching over us, friend! His presence in our lives is a guarantee, but we should not reject Him for this, but rather find solace in the promise of protection!... So long as you're on the right path, of course. That aside, God has already blessed your day, as you are one of His children. Go forth with blessings! - Luke 23:46
Good morning, everyone! Blessed be this fine God-given day, and let us come together as a collective to make it the best it can be! - Exodus 19:5
It's about time I was verified. As a reputable source of God's teachings, it only makes sense! - Jude 1:18-19
A pity that there are some who don't respect the holy nature of a figure such as myself. I mean - to look at me with lecherous desires? To view me through a lens of lust? Have some sense! That said, please stop making strange comments about the size of my waist. Thank you kindly! - Luke 9:24
Dooon't worry, I'll be moving on now. You'll be hearing from me soon. - Romans 13:14
Mmmhh. That wasn't hard, was it? To decide against the act of violence is to decide to better yourself. Well done. - Proverbs 17:7
Proselytizing you isn't my concern, friend. My efforts are towards trollkind - you humans have your own methods and men of the teaching sort. If anything, your lack of faith is entirely by choice and ignorance. I do pity you! In addition, you understand we're from completely different worlds, yes? Even if an in-person altercation were possible in that light, I'm too significant a presence to go fraternizing so willy-nilly just to give you the satisfaction of assaulting a man of God. Which, of course, might as well condemn you to Hell entirely. - John 6:35
Come now - to live in such a want is to live in sin! Surely you want better for yourself. I know I do! Besiiiiidessss... God is my shield. You can't hurt me. - Isaiah 41:10
I think you're the only one embarrassed here. It's alright - that's why you should be grateful I'm here to make sure you stay on the straight and narrow! It's a process, my friend, but we'll make you a good Christian yet. - 1 John 5:21
I'm just reminding a member of my congregation that violence is against God's teachings, that's all! - 1 Corinthians 3:9
Remember, Eeybie - The unfaithful have a craving for violence. - Proverbs 13:2
SHAKES STICK AT GOD IS STRUCK DOWN IMMEDIATELY, LEAVING NOTHING BUT A BLACK STAIN ON THE CARPET
im like if lucifer was st peter or somethin idk i'm runnin outta metaphors to distract myself
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God's word continues to spread. Praise be! - 1 John 1:6
Do not forget God's words, and do not turn away from them. To hear Him is to truly understand. Until you can, I'll speak the Lord's truth. - Proverbs 4:5
/don't work there then dude ez
And just how do you expect to go about all that, friend of mine? Surely you have a plan, being all that kind of confident. - 1 Peter 2:9
You'll have to give your little hands on me first, sinner. - Matthew 21:21
Ohhh, I must've misunderstood. Would you /like/ to know? - Luke 9:16-17
Oh, you know, the one true savior of us all, the Christian God! All everyone wants to discuss is anything but something that He'd find reasonable. It's sad, really. I'm glad we're on the same page! - Ephesians 4:26-27
Yeah! Or God for that matter?! - Exodus 15:26
Now why would I go and do that? Sometimes it's better to hold one's tongue. Restraint is a virtue. - Romans 1:16
Oh I got words. - Matthew 19:18b-19
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Ego is against God's teachings, my friend. Who knows His teachings better than I? The numbers just don't add up for your accusation. It's alright. I forgive you. I always will. - Luke 12:15
Is that including all the replies you've made about me on OTHERS posts, Eeybie? - 1 John 5:20
Well, certainly! I ain't faulting you for none of that. Merely... Making an observation. In fact, I DID say that I found flattery in it, didn't I? - Psalm 25:5
He's been talking about me quite a bit since my absence, ain't that so? Kinda flattering if I'm entirely honest! I'll keep it near and dear to my heart. - 2 Corinthians 10:3 #vaguepost
Remember, friends! Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect. - Matthew 5:48
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I know that you don't think bigfoot is real and also Cain.
Even with my omniscience I have not seen the golden plates. That would be sacrilege.
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Did y'all miss me? Of course you did! - Revelation 21:3-4
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I don't need badges for validation. I already don the holy cross on me at all times! Now THAT'S what matters for symbols - Matthew 13:22
Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16
Those who have faith in the Lord have preserved themselves for eternity. As I am unwavering in my dedication to Him, I have nothing to fear. God will see me through this, I assure you that much. I do wonder where you'll reside when judgement comes. Perhaps in the slums where those you foolishly condemn reside? Only time, and God, can tell. - Nehemiah 8:10
The light of God will peek through even the darkest of clouds. Even in "hiding", my presence shines through like a beacon of hope to all trollkind. Hope this helps! - Hebrews 9:14
I do feel for some trolls on here. Their tempers will be the death of them. - Ephesians 1:17
Touching grass isn't helping I need to get biblical.
I'd be more than happy to show you the ways of God, friend. - 1 Timothy 5:3
And just what are you up to, oh devoted follower of God? - Galatians 6:7
ooooooo you wanna feel gideon's sharp hands on you while you study the bible so bad it makes you look stupid ))
♰ says the troll constantly posting about him... seems like you really want him to be in your business :) ♰
♰ mind your business ♰
Any attempts to slander both my name and God's name will not be worth anyone's time. The Lord is truth, and truth will always remain at the forefront of life. Lies will be smeared away by the rain and what will be left behind are those who put their upmost faith in the Christian God. Any """trollian""" spin on Christianity is blasphemy. For those who follow God's words without falter and for those who seek His forgiveness, purity and sanctity will be found. There is a plan for us yet. A plan that does not include the scheming of the sinful few who wish to bring us down. - John 14:7
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. - Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
Are you open †o o†hers s†udying wi†h you?
God as my witness and savior, I do invite you to try. My resolve is strong and my faith is infinite. Sticks and stones, right? - 1 John 3:16
Sorry ma'am, but you could tear every one of my bibles from me and it still would not take away my faith in God. The holy text is not a requirement, merely a means of study. Worship is from the heart. - Isaiah 52:7
No weapon that is fashioned against you shall succeed, and you shall refute every tongue that rises against you in judgment. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord and their vindication from me, declares the Lord. - Isaiah 54:17
Allow me to quote something directly. Just for you! I think it will help. Psalm 91:1-16 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say to the Lord, “My refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” For he will deliver you from the snare of the fowler and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his pinions, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness is a shield and buckler. You will not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by day, ... I don't need to continue too far. I think the bible speaks very clearly regarding my protection from evil. - Matthew 18:15
God has a path for me, and I know it does not end with you. - Proverbs 23:5
Daniel 2:21 says, "God changes times and seasons; he removes kings and sets up kings." How confident are you that when it's time for God to reveal Himself to trollkind that you will be smiled upon favorably? - James 3:16
Your efforts will be for nothing, I'm afraid! God has a plan for the universe, and I'm more than certain it involves striking down those who walk alongside a devilish, sinful, destructive path. - Romans 8:27
Kill him again? Jesus ascended into Heaven to be with God the Father. God is forever and always. God is everything and everywhere. God cannot be killed, lest you kill creation itself. - Luke 2:14
And on the third day, God raised Jesus from the dead after his crucifixion, starting—or restoring—his exalted life as Christ and Lord. - 2 Corinthians 8:12
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How do you pity someone's entire profile? - Joel 2:13
In addition, if anyone wants to join me in Sunday service, I will be hosting my sermon later than usual. Do let me know! - Matthew 5:17
One and all! Rejoice! It's THE LORD'S DAY!!! Sunday is known as the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the most important date of salvation. This foundational truth has shaped Christian practice for centuries. The early disciples of Christ came together to break bread on this first day. Let us also come together and revel in the Lord's Day of ressurection in merriment and prayer! - John 6:51
I assure you I am allotted my own personal thoughts and feelings, so long as they align with the teachings. I have not said anything inherently ungodly, merely... voicing something. - Psalm 19:14
I do hope it scars. - Matthew 16:26 #vagueposting
"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness." Food for thought. Y'all are not all hopeless in the eyes of the Lord! - 1 John 1:9
What a welc⚙me change. T⚙⚙ many tr⚙lls disc⚙unt the value ⚙f faith.
Don't be jealous. Perhaps if you dedicated yourself better to the word of God I'd be more keen on giving you /positive/ attention. - Romans 8:26
I may be preoccupied for a while. I have a visitor coming, and she seems eager to devote herself to God and His teachings. What a refreshing change of pace. - Isaiah 28:29
I pray you look and feel so much worse. - Exodus 20:12
Won battles are not won wars. God will prevail. - Job 42:10
It truly is a shame that followers I had such hope for turn out to be /possibly/ more trouble than they're worth. However, I am stronger than my own preconceptions. God will show me the way to best teach them. There's always time to repent in the eyes of the Lord. - Psalm 32:5
...You must be joking, or perhaps you are delusional. I would never kiss /you/, and culling is a cardinal sin which I stand against. I do not wish to endure spiritual death, thank you very much! - Mark 10:45
I do not partake in trollian ideas of relationships. It's not Christian to abide by such... complicated forms of what should be simple dedication of one god-fearing person to another god-fearing person. Nothing more, nothing less. Love through the Lord is straight-forward. ...With him? You've got to be kidding me. Hah! - Romans 15:5
Nothing more alluring than one that's close to God! - 2 Chronicles 7:14
Not to worry, I know what you meant! Howeverrrr, my point still retains itself. God will be my healer just as He has many other Christians. - Deuteronomy 30:16
I greatly appreciate your offering, friend! However, the only healing I need is the touch of the one true God. - Proverbs 1:7
""Claim"" whatever day you want, but always remember that Sunday is God's day! - Matthew 24:35
God doesn't allow pain without a purpose. - Acts 3:26
God as my witness, he will face judgement. - Jeremiah 7:23 #fightnight #specificposting
In both the New and Old Testament, murder is a grave sin. Tread carefully if you want to enter the kingdom of Heaven. - Acts 2:33
That's not what I mean, friend! It's more... Metaphorical. - Luke 6:27-28
...God will be my guiding light. - Deuteronomy 7:9
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
... i will be at #fightnight. laughter 6:33 "DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS! SLIDE TO THE LEFT! SLIDE TO THE RIGHT! CRISS CROSS!"
Fight night this, fight night that... Ever heard of Sunday service and the worship of God? - John 14:18
I suppose we'll have to incorporate that into our bible study sessions! - Matthew 16:25
Ehhh. Lotta drone strikes, I hear.
Rest assured, I'm certain such a soul as pure as Trollbama is in God's kingdom now. - Psalm 51:1-2
Soon enough there'll be plenty. After all, you're a part of that number! - John 15:12
Not at all, my friend. No clue who this Doc Scratch might be, but I sure hope to meet a fellow man of God! - Proverbs 4:24
I'm still 'round for those who are curious, just been spending some time getting closer to GOD! - Psalm 33:5
D --> Why is Megido on the "pinned messages" tab D --> Surely this website would not employ lowb100ds D --> This is ridiculous
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^^ Life's too short to get hung up on the little things. ^^ ^^ Well, for most of you, anyway. ^^
꩜Bathing in the blood of the lower casteS. Life is gooD.꩜
Watch !t, ! w!ll steal yøur anger. #th!eføfrage
i need him biblically oh my god #nsfw
JUUCIIEEST NOOOOK IIN THEE WIILD WEEST #NSFW
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
BEHOLD, said the Aηgels, AηD FEAR ηOT. THE DARK CARηIVAL OPEηS ITS GATES TO ALL. THE CLOWηS DECEIVE AηD KηOW LITTLE THEIR SIηS FOR THEIR PAηS RUη AKIη TO BEASTS WITHOUT FORETHOUGHT. COME, HIGH AηD LOW, TO THE ARMS OF THE MESSIAHS AηD KηOW TRUE PEACE AηD MIRTHFUL REJOICE. ELSE LIE Iη THE MUD WHERE YOU WERE BORη, AηD WITHER AWAY WITH THE FAITHLESS COME THE RECKOηIηG.
I just wanted to make sure you knew.
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People will say they hate smuppets n then wreck em as if that ain't the point. They're little whores to be gored and wrecked. There entire identity is around being phallic and being detroyed because of their very nature. #nsfw #gore <- But also not really, they're made of felt and I ain't gettin sexual pleasure from it. Still feels worth tagging. #smuppets.
... As was said in the Holy texts, "And you shall not bear false witness against your neighbor." ...I'll be seeing you very soon, Eeybie. I think this is a conversation better had face-to-face. - Deuteronomy 5:20
... Let's break this down piece-by-piece, Eeybie. - I don't align with the hemospectrum classification of self, rather I hold my identity in where I lie in the eyes of the Lord... Which is SIGNIFICANTLY higher than you. - I do not feel spat on nor shamed like you do. I feel sadness for those who have wronged me. Pity, appropriately. I know they are destined for Hell. - Last I checked you've got no proof my interests outside of work are anything like yours. /I am no murder-happy maniac./ - I take my steps in confidence. You take yours in irrationality, just as now. You're the one who oversteps. - I never mess with others. I merely try to show them the way. I have never once acted to antagonize, rather inform. - I pray. I repent. I am forgiven. You bleed rust, but I do not bleed gold. I bleed faith. I bleed truth. I BLEED GOD.
Not at all the case, friend. I always speak my mind with Godliness in my heart and a puff of confidence to my chest. You got plenty of puff, just... not in your chest. Ahaha! I digress. We are /not at all/ the same. In fact, I beseech you! Give me a similarity between the two of us. - Romans 13:1
Sigh... You'll never be to-the-point, will you? Aaaalways beating around the bush. I do hope that God helps you find your confidence... As right now you're constantly moving up /shit's creek/ without a paddle. - 1 John 5:11
Now why would you up and grab me like that? - Job 5:17
...I think I jinxed it. Sorry, folks! - Exodus 24:12
I must say this has been quite the pleasant Sunday. So far I've tended to quite a few curious souls, as well as reassure those who have already shown interest in God and myself. Truly pleasant! I certainly hope this trends! - John 10:10
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
...This will be a wonderful teaching moment for you, Eeybie. Because we are a test. Just as the Lord created humans to be pure, He created trolls to be evil. Our existence is a true test of faith. What we subject each other to is not only by design but by perpetuation. Trolls have been shown the grace of God many times,but choose to ignore it for the sake of their own monotony and comfort. I am not that foolish. God has spoken to me time and time again, and I listen. I heed. I speak the truth that is His divine order. This is why I will ascend to heaven, and only the trolls that follow God as I prophesize will be able to join me in His kingdom. Trolls are inherently... Filthy... Vile... DEVILISH. I was once the same. There was a time where I was as foul as any other troll. I, however, have long since repented before the eyes of the heavenly Father and have been reborn as a christian. I'm only trying to save you, Eeybie. All of you. - Deuteronomy 31:8
Maybe not to you, but I assure you in the eyes of God I am just and kind to you. Is that any way to thank the Father? - Proverbs 17:22
I simply must check in on the beloved members of my congregation! Can you really blame me? - Proverbs 19:22
No need to worry, my friend. They'll all know where you are. ...IN THE LOVING ARMS OF THE LORD!!! - Romans 1:16
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I would love nothing more. Such guidance is my calling, after all! And, respectfully, /you/ in particular are in desperate need. ( #nsfw ) - Galatians 5:22-23
Ah, my dear lamb! Good to be hearing from you. While repenting in such a way isn't necessary, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing you on your knees nonetheless... For devotion to God, of course. ( #nsfw implied ) - Psalm 119:60
I am truly disappointed in the behavior on this site, given it is the Lord's day. However, I am confident you will all come to your senses soon enough! - Hebrews 13:20-21
You should post BIBLE VERSES!!! - Ecclesiastes 4:9
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Too bad no elevator can reach the highest point of the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!! We'll just have to work for it, won't we? I'm looking forward to our time together. - Psalm 94:18
Hmmm... Perhaps you need a dictionary /and/ a bible. I can provide! - Colossians 3:9-10
No, no, no. God is known as God. He is the Heavenly Father, just as much as He is Jesus Christ. However, Jesus walked among humans many thousands of years ago, as opposed to God. While God is the thing of creation, never before has He graced humanity with His presence. Not since the incident in the Garden of Eden. - John 15:8
A religion and a cult are very different things. I think you'll find that I've got plenty wisdom to share, but unlike a cult leader I am not the defacto end-all-be-all. That title goes to Him. I'm merely the messenger to trollkind! I look forward to your presence. - 1 Chronicles 29:11
When we are one with God, you'll look back at these times and you'll laugh. This I promise you. Or when the eternal flames of hell greet you, you'll weep for this moment, as it may be what condemns you. Food for thought, my friend! - Psalm 18:31
I've been a christian a good bit longer than the planets have come together, my friend. It's all about what the internet can bring as far as information, and having the faith instilled within you once you hear the good word of God. - 1 Timothy 6:12
Why, the christian God, friend! A good few human's worship Him as the one true divine! The holiest of the holy! The cleansers of sinners and savior of those who hold Him in their hearts of true faith! I would be more than happy to divulge more if you're interested, my friend. - Revelation 3:19
No need for vulgarities, now! Especially not on the Lord's day. I truly do pity you and your closemindedness. I only hope that you'll see His light sooner rather than later. I'd hate for it to be too late. - Psalm 56:3
Such hateful words! None of that now - You'll come around, friend... Eventually. - Proverbs 15:33
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
Well certainly. But! I don't think that answers my question, friend. /What do you want to know/? - 2 Timothy 2:1
Ohhhh, how wonderful to see you begin to come to your senses. Already you're such a shining example of what it means to be a christian! There's plenty of time to learn of restraint, of God, but... What do you want to know about /me/? - Proverbs 4:27
Such harsh words, my dear friend! However, if you must know, it's not an act of pride to have the last word. It is a teaching moment. To learn to restrain oneself and hold their tongue in the presence of a superior. Surely you're in desperate need of restraint. Given your... Previous antics. - Mark 11:23
Aha! I never specified a Saturday evening, now did I? - Matthew 13:44
I never said a can was off-limits, did I? I'm merely advising moderation! You seem to indulge yourself quite often though. Perhaps this will be a difficult task for you. - Genesis 2:18
Mhhh... While /wine/ is necessary for Mass, /alcohol/ isn't essential for life, and we should abstain if it becomes a temptation or distraction. Our drinking should glorify God. Do you intend to glorify God, or do you intend to hide from your decision to be a part of the church and the misplaced shame that accompanies that? Think this through carefully, my friend! - Psalm 42:11
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D --> Please understand that if you are not of b100 b100d or higher then I e%pect you to refer to me with reverence. I do not ask for much, this is the bare minimum
Awhhh, don't be like that! You should be glad I value you enough to announce you. Where else would your value lie, friend? - Ecclesiastes 7:20
I don't really align with any specific denomination, as I find that God's teachings should come through without the stipulation of denomination. To truly understand His holiness is to look past the boundaries. However, if I HAD to narrow it down, Catholicism.
Let's give a warm welcome to the Alternian Church of God's first member! @goingDown , as the first member of the congregation, you'll have pick of your own bible from my personal study. Ain't that fun? - Acts 2:1-2
Well well, ain't that peachy! Welcome to the congregation, friend. We'll be having our first prayer meeting mighty soon. I'll be expecting you. - James 1:19
Well, I'll be needing members of my congregation eventually. I think me knowing your sins is all the reason for you to follow my teachings and seek His forgiveness, wouldn't you agree? ...What'd YOU think I was saying? - Isaiah 60:1
It's simple, really. I want you. - Psalm 34:6
That's a big G in God, friend. "A" for effort. ...As for the rest of your little temper tantrum, I ain't looking to spread your business anywhere it don't need to be. I just wanted to make sure you knew good and damn well that I had business to spread if necessary. Even then, God is on my side. Can you say the same? Is /anyone/ on your side? - Ephesians 1:18
Well sure I do, but I make time to wander around. You're not as discreet as you may think. Feeling backed into a corner? You certainly backed that Cerulean-blood into a corner. I certainly hope that poor sap sees Heaven's light... ( #gore implied )
... You think I don't know about your skeletons, Eeybie? Not in the closet, but in the /basement/? I've been watching you, friend. - James 1:22
I don't say these words lightly, but I ain't in no mood to fool around with the likes of you and your sad excuse at situational comedy at the expense of others. Shut the hell up. - Matthew 5:19
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
I'm trying to do /you/ a solid as well! I'm trying to show you the way of God, our one true savior! I know where fate has me headed, and I don't intend to let a troll's fearmongering dissuade me from my path of righteousness. I never asked you to care... ...Nonetheless, I sure appreciate the gesture! - 2 Timothy 2:11
While I appreciate your attempt to persuade me back to the inherently devilish ways of trollian culture, but I've seen the light. I've spoken to God. I know what truth is, and I know where I'm headed. The kingdom of Heaven waits for me when I pass, be it through culling or otherwise. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Alternia as it is in Heaven. - 1 Peter 3:21
Wow! Those words aren't in the bible! - Mark 16:15
I'm sorry Daddy I've been a bad girl. Wait, something doesn't feel right. Oh right. It's "Forgive me father for I have sinned." #nsfw
Why would you need hallucinogens when God is all around us? No need to enhance the senses to see His grace, my friend. - Matthew 6:2
Apparently, I'm a little bit behind on my internet slang. Anything I should know about? Keep it Godly, folks! - Psalm 34:15
Say no to drugs and YES to prayer! #substance - Psalm 91:1-2
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OHHHH!!! Why thank you, friend! I do my best to do good on God's word while staying cool in the process. Hallelujah! - 2 Corinthians 5:17
Having faith is easy, choosing it is hard. The first step waits for you, friends! - Psalm 63:1
Tsk tsk... Of cooouuuurse not. Not in this world, at least. But you must understand that this is not the only realm we are meant for! The believers, those who seek God and revere Him, they find placement in the kingdom of Heaven. Only the purest of souls find their way to such a promised land, leaving little room for the disgusting treatment that undeserving souls such as us must endure In God's loving embrace we are all His children. Equals not through blood, but through faith. A much better fate than the alternative, wouldn't you say? ...My door is /always/ open for you to come study, Eeybie. - Psalm 25:4
Nothing higher nor mightier than the power of God, my friend... But, you're right, we /do/ share a certain ladder of the caste, don't we? Perhaps this should be all the more incentive to... Hear me out. To escape the confines of the hemospectrum and welcome ourselves into the unconditional love that is the heavenly Father! We can be free of our lowly chains and instead don HALOS!! ...Oooor you can live in ignorance. The choice is yours, but the final say is His. - Psalm 116:1-2
@goingDown Well, well! You certainly went "ham" in my notifications, so to speak. Something on your mind? - Luke 18:13
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
WHAT IF... We went to #church ? - 1 Chronicles 16:11
How delightful I find it when some of you come around to embracing His light through my guidance. Refreshing, really, to find some sensibility! Not to worry, though, you'll all come around. Some just sooner than others! - Proverbs 14:12
Remember, everyone! Save room for GOD!!! - John 8:36
The time you lot spend lusting after clowns could be spent in prayer. Just letting y'all know! - 1 John 4:20
Oh, you think of me in my absence? How kind, Eeybie. I could even interpret that as /care/! - Psalm 71:23
⚇ i'm just gonna keep posting scripture as i see it. ⚇ cause i'm lookin' through it for my schoolfeeding degree. ⚇ Sideshows 23:40 ⚇ "You talk too much, little sibling. Ain't nothing you need to be saying that much the Messiahs don't know already." ⚇
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
Freak.
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↘️if you have to ask to be paid, you are just the rug they wipe their steppods on.↘️
FORGET THAT AND GO TO WORK DUDE, YOU DONT NEED MONEY
especially sexy, thank you lmfao #nsfwe
Please get better so I can make a THEORY video with your content
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation.
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
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We're posting full body photos? What fun! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c83577959fc.png - Colossians 3:2
Ah ah ah! Not 'gog', my friend... God. You're in the presence of a man of faith, I would hope you'd behave accordingly. Not to worry, there's time to learn. ...As for your outfit? Mmmhhh... - Romans 8:19
Ah, but Sunday approaches quick, friend! I suggest you find something nice to wear for when it rolls around. - Jeremiah 32:17
Let's give this another shot!... I'm posting this picture from my own personal study where I've collected bibles of many kinds. You're all welcome to one so that we may come together in study! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/122a92d353b1.png - Romans 11:33
Ahhh, but we were all once lost without His guidance... I, however, am found. Welcomed into His embrace like an ugly lamb to a forgiving shepherd. You'll all come around! Absolution is a right, but not all know this. - 1 John 4:1
Well, what a good question! I'm so glad to see you've come around to a more sensible side of conversation. You see, God is the creator of creation itself. What lives, breathes, feels, thinks, and even what does not? He's had a hand in that. I believe trollkind is a... Test. How far removed can He bring his own creations before they find His loving embrace all over again? It's sad to see how far we've fallen down the path of divine rejection, but I have the upmost faith that we as trolls will come to our senses. With God as creator, and I as the prophet. - Proverbs 12:20
Well good afternoon, friends! What a wonderful time it is to thank the human God for our continued life. Rejoice! - Proverbs 10:28
Why, God has a hand in everything, my ornery friend. Just gotta look past those tinted glasses of yours! Absolution is available through faith and prayer. - 1 Timothy 5:3
Visions of God striking you down? Well that just won't do! - Romans 10:10
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FEMBOY SLAVES, I HAVE ONE FOR EVERY CAST UNDER TEAL
Mmmhhh. I certainly hope that horses go to Heaven. - Psalm 119:160
To open the eyes of the misguided masses is an inherent act of kindness, you know. Do you live in sin, my friend? - Jeremiah 33:3
Remember, everyone! To live in lust is to live in sin! - Philippians 4:12
Water off a duck's back, my friend. Water off a duck's back. My forgiveness will always be meant for you. I do hope God extends you the same courtesy! - Mark 16:16
Mmmhh. How valiant. However, I don't find this to be inherently in alignment with God's teachings. It is not for you to decide who is to be saved. ...I'd leave that to the Lord. - Ezekiel 36:26
While they say actions speak louder than words, I find them used best in conjunction with one another. While I incorporate both teachings and actions into my daily routine... I'm curious what you do. Do you speak His word at all, I wonder. - Romans 15:13
Ohhh, so you DO speak of me in ill-faith! Tsk, tsk, tsk... Don't worry. It is the Christian way to forgive. Although, next time, perhaps you should avoid being soooo... Foolishly misguided in your disdain. Won't you, friend? ...And last I checked, I don't see you spreading His good word. - 1 Corinthians 16:14
...Care to elaborate, friend? - Psalm 37:21
Oh! I feel the same about your """religious teachings"""! How fun! - Romans 15:2
⚇ thats just about the saddest motherfuckin thing i ever heard. ⚇
Oh, surely you're mistaken! I would never view you in such a way! To look in lust is to look in sin. I have standards. - John 6:29
And mine is called a 'friendly jab'! Hah hah! But, perhaps you are too ornery for such a thing? A shame, really. You seem... Fun. - James 4:7
⚇ its called wordplay stupid ⚇
If your reading comprehension suffers like this, perhaps a child's bible will suit you best. - Zechariah 10:6
⚇ second name 'apostl' more like apostate. ⚇
Ah! Hilarity! What a fitting name for the chapter, as this is surely a joke! To think your caste responds positively to this filth... I'm not surprised. Don't worry, salvation is always available in God's favor. - Proverbs 14:34
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
The church will always be His house, but I assure you at-home study and practicing His word out there is just as effective. I haven't the privilege of attending a proper christian church, and yet I still uphold myself to the highest standardss of His teachings. - Isaiah 26:8
These are not random, my dear! They are accompanied with reason. Perhaps if you are to look closer, you'll find it. I can help, all you have to do is ask. - Ecclesiastes 5:18
⚇ i don't want no part of whatever 'religion' you gutterbloods have established. ⚇ i know in my pusher the only truth is the messiahs. ⚇ and it is very much virtue where i'm from to indulge and indulge and indulge. ⚇ i'll post a passage about it. ⚇
No need to be greedy, friend. To indulge in such is a cardinal sin. We wouldn't want you with the rest of the sinners in the belly of the beast, subjected to the fiery flames for all eternity, would we? - Hebrews 8:6
⚇ because it was deigned for us, little gutterblood. ⚇ back off our posse unless you wanna catch a hatchet. ⚇
I was thinking of arranging a regular bible study session for those who are interested... Which y'all should be, by the way! Yet to decide the day. - John 13:14
Oh well that sounds just dee-lightful! Although, I worry the lighting won't be up to par with our little study sesh'. Perhaps my place would be satisfactory. I think you'll find the accommodations quite comfortable. - Psalm 116:1-2
Up-bup-bup! You made a mistake there, friend. 'Gog' is a trollian concept. Christians refer to Him as God. - 1 Corinthians 10:13
Why only own one when you can collect, my friend? There's no limit to how you can study scripture. - Hebrews 12:11
I am merely specifying the nature of it to better distinguish from our own species, of course! Trollkind has... Inferior beliefs... It's to be expected. - Colossians 3:14
Now friends, I'd like to be perfectly clear ; the words I speak are truth. I've been enlightened by His word, and soon you ALL will be! Oh, golly, how I look forward to it. - Psalm 62:12
And to think everyone here's so hateful! Well, I'll be. ...You'll all see soon enough. - Proverbs 11:2
Well howdy, folks! I've been watching y'all and I've found there's not nearly enough talk of the holy texts. I'm here to remedy that! Gideon Apostl, know-er of all things related to that snazzy human religion... CHRISTIANITY! Y'all will be hearing from me soon. - Luke 6:33
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I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
I also accept physical la8or. >::::)
If you're reading this, you owe me financial compens8ion! I take 8oon8ucks, gold, other various precious stones, and titty pics! ::::)
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hey man sorry i nuked your family from orbit with my freestyle at the cookout can we make up and be cool again