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Did y'all miss me? Of course you did! - Revelation 21:3-4
1:1>†ruly, †ruly, i say †o you: †he firs† shall be las†, and †he las† shall be firs†. if you seek †o be a highblood in †he kingdom of heaven, s†ar† by washing †he fee† of a rus†blood. your †yping quirks do no† hide your hear† from me. 🕊️✨>†
I don't need badges for validation. I already don the holy cross on me at all times! Now THAT'S what matters for symbols - Matthew 13:22
Staying clean is a virtue, and to be virtuous is to be closer to God! - Romans 8:16
Those who have faith in the Lord have preserved themselves for eternity. As I am unwavering in my dedication to Him, I have nothing to fear. God will see me through this, I assure you that much. I do wonder where you'll reside when judgement comes. Perhaps in the slums where those you foolishly condemn reside? Only time, and God, can tell. - Nehemiah 8:10
The light of God will peek through even the darkest of clouds. Even in "hiding", my presence shines through like a beacon of hope to all trollkind. Hope this helps! - Hebrews 9:14
I do feel for some trolls on here. Their tempers will be the death of them. - Ephesians 1:17
Touching grass isn't helping I need to get biblical.
I'd be more than happy to show you the ways of God, friend. - 1 Timothy 5:3
And just what are you up to, oh devoted follower of God? - Galatians 6:7
ooooooo you wanna feel gideon's sharp hands on you while you study the bible so bad it makes you look stupid ))
♰ says the troll constantly posting about him... seems like you really want him to be in your business :) ♰
♰ mind your business ♰
Any attempts to slander both my name and God's name will not be worth anyone's time. The Lord is truth, and truth will always remain at the forefront of life. Lies will be smeared away by the rain and what will be left behind are those who put their upmost faith in the Christian God. Any """trollian""" spin on Christianity is blasphemy. For those who follow God's words without falter and for those who seek His forgiveness, purity and sanctity will be found. There is a plan for us yet. A plan that does not include the scheming of the sinful few who wish to bring us down. - John 14:7
Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. - Ecclesiastes 4:9-10
Are you open †o o†hers s†udying wi†h you?
God as my witness and savior, I do invite you to try. My resolve is strong and my faith is infinite. Sticks and stones, right? - 1 John 3:16
Sorry ma'am, but you could tear every one of my bibles from me and it still would not take away my faith in God. The holy text is not a requirement, merely a means of study. Worship is from the heart. - Isaiah 52:7
No weapon that is fashioned against you shall succeed, and you shall refute every tongue that rises against you in judgment. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord and their vindication from me, declares the Lord. - Isaiah 54:17
Allow me to quote something directly. Just for you! I think it will help. Psalm 91:1-16 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say to the Lord, “My refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.” For he will deliver you from the snare of the fowler and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover you with his pinions, and under his wings you will find refuge; his faithfulness is a shield and buckler. You will not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by day, ... I don't need to continue too far. I think the bible speaks very clearly regarding my protection from evil. - Matthew 18:15
God has a path for me, and I know it does not end with you. - Proverbs 23:5
Daniel 2:21 says, "God changes times and seasons; he removes kings and sets up kings." How confident are you that when it's time for God to reveal Himself to trollkind that you will be smiled upon favorably? - James 3:16
Your efforts will be for nothing, I'm afraid! God has a plan for the universe, and I'm more than certain it involves striking down those who walk alongside a devilish, sinful, destructive path. - Romans 8:27
Kill him again? Jesus ascended into Heaven to be with God the Father. God is forever and always. God is everything and everywhere. God cannot be killed, lest you kill creation itself. - Luke 2:14
And on the third day, God raised Jesus from the dead after his crucifixion, starting—or restoring—his exalted life as Christ and Lord. - 2 Corinthians 8:12
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How do you pity someone's entire profile? - Joel 2:13
In addition, if anyone wants to join me in Sunday service, I will be hosting my sermon later than usual. Do let me know! - Matthew 5:17
One and all! Rejoice! It's THE LORD'S DAY!!! Sunday is known as the resurrection of Jesus Christ, and the most important date of salvation. This foundational truth has shaped Christian practice for centuries. The early disciples of Christ came together to break bread on this first day. Let us also come together and revel in the Lord's Day of ressurection in merriment and prayer! - John 6:51
I assure you I am allotted my own personal thoughts and feelings, so long as they align with the teachings. I have not said anything inherently ungodly, merely... voicing something. - Psalm 19:14
I do hope it scars. - Matthew 16:26 #vagueposting
"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness." Food for thought. Y'all are not all hopeless in the eyes of the Lord! - 1 John 1:9
What a welc⚙me change. T⚙⚙ many tr⚙lls disc⚙unt the value ⚙f faith.
Don't be jealous. Perhaps if you dedicated yourself better to the word of God I'd be more keen on giving you /positive/ attention. - Romans 8:26
I may be preoccupied for a while. I have a visitor coming, and she seems eager to devote herself to God and His teachings. What a refreshing change of pace. - Isaiah 28:29
sending my prayers your way for a swift recovery jeremiah 17:14
I pray you look and feel so much worse. - Exodus 20:12
Won battles are not won wars. God will prevail. - Job 42:10
It truly is a shame that followers I had such hope for turn out to be /possibly/ more trouble than they're worth. However, I am stronger than my own preconceptions. God will show me the way to best teach them. There's always time to repent in the eyes of the Lord. - Psalm 32:5
...You must be joking, or perhaps you are delusional. I would never kiss /you/, and culling is a cardinal sin which I stand against. I do not wish to endure spiritual death, thank you very much! - Mark 10:45
I do not partake in trollian ideas of relationships. It's not Christian to abide by such... complicated forms of what should be simple dedication of one god-fearing person to another god-fearing person. Nothing more, nothing less. Love through the Lord is straight-forward. ...With him? You've got to be kidding me. Hah! - Romans 15:5
Nothing more alluring than one that's close to God! - 2 Chronicles 7:14
Not to worry, I know what you meant! Howeverrrr, my point still retains itself. God will be my healer just as He has many other Christians. - Deuteronomy 30:16
I greatly appreciate your offering, friend! However, the only healing I need is the touch of the one true God. - Proverbs 1:7
""Claim"" whatever day you want, but always remember that Sunday is God's day! - Matthew 24:35
God doesn't allow pain without a purpose. - Acts 3:26
God as my witness, he will face judgement. - Jeremiah 7:23 #fightnight #specificposting
In both the New and Old Testament, murder is a grave sin. Tread carefully if you want to enter the kingdom of Heaven. - Acts 2:33
That's not what I mean, friend! It's more... Metaphorical. - Luke 6:27-28
...God will be my guiding light. - Deuteronomy 7:9
we reaLLy shouLd get together and do a session of reading together practice our sermons maybe
Very well, I will attend this... #fightnight... If only to spread the word of God where it will be needed most. - Acts 22:7
... i will be at #fightnight. laughter 6:33 "DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS! SLIDE TO THE LEFT! SLIDE TO THE RIGHT! CRISS CROSS!"
Fight night this, fight night that... Ever heard of Sunday service and the worship of God? - John 14:18
I suppose we'll have to incorporate that into our bible study sessions! - Matthew 16:25
Ehhh. Lotta drone strikes, I hear.
Rest assured, I'm certain such a soul as pure as Trollbama is in God's kingdom now. - Psalm 51:1-2
Soon enough there'll be plenty. After all, you're a part of that number! - John 15:12
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Not at all, my friend. No clue who this Doc Scratch might be, but I sure hope to meet a fellow man of God! - Proverbs 4:24
I'm still 'round for those who are curious, just been spending some time getting closer to GOD! - Psalm 33:5
D --> Why is Megido on the "pinned messages" tab D --> Surely this website would not employ lowb100ds D --> This is ridiculous
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^^ Life's too short to get hung up on the little things. ^^ ^^ Well, for most of you, anyway. ^^
꩜Bathing in the blood of the lower casteS. Life is gooD.꩜
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i need him biblically oh my god #nsfw
JUUCIIEEST NOOOOK IIN THEE WIILD WEEST #NSFW
kicked a squirrel today not like hard but it had it comin
BEHOLD, said the Aηgels, AηD FEAR ηOT. THE DARK CARηIVAL OPEηS ITS GATES TO ALL. THE CLOWηS DECEIVE AηD KηOW LITTLE THEIR SIηS FOR THEIR PAηS RUη AKIη TO BEASTS WITHOUT FORETHOUGHT. COME, HIGH AηD LOW, TO THE ARMS OF THE MESSIAHS AηD KηOW TRUE PEACE AηD MIRTHFUL REJOICE. ELSE LIE Iη THE MUD WHERE YOU WERE BORη, AηD WITHER AWAY WITH THE FAITHLESS COME THE RECKOηIηG.
I just wanted to make sure you knew.
https://i.imgur.com/hb8bfsm.jpeg #nsfw
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People will say they hate smuppets n then wreck em as if that ain't the point. They're little whores to be gored and wrecked. There entire identity is around being phallic and being detroyed because of their very nature. #nsfw #gore <- But also not really, they're made of felt and I ain't gettin sexual pleasure from it. Still feels worth tagging. #smuppets.
... As was said in the Holy texts, "And you shall not bear false witness against your neighbor." ...I'll be seeing you very soon, Eeybie. I think this is a conversation better had face-to-face. - Deuteronomy 5:20
... Let's break this down piece-by-piece, Eeybie. - I don't align with the hemospectrum classification of self, rather I hold my identity in where I lie in the eyes of the Lord... Which is SIGNIFICANTLY higher than you. - I do not feel spat on nor shamed like you do. I feel sadness for those who have wronged me. Pity, appropriately. I know they are destined for Hell. - Last I checked you've got no proof my interests outside of work are anything like yours. /I am no murder-happy maniac./ - I take my steps in confidence. You take yours in irrationality, just as now. You're the one who oversteps. - I never mess with others. I merely try to show them the way. I have never once acted to antagonize, rather inform. - I pray. I repent. I am forgiven. You bleed rust, but I do not bleed gold. I bleed faith. I bleed truth. I BLEED GOD.
Not at all the case, friend. I always speak my mind with Godliness in my heart and a puff of confidence to my chest. You got plenty of puff, just... not in your chest. Ahaha! I digress. We are /not at all/ the same. In fact, I beseech you! Give me a similarity between the two of us. - Romans 13:1
Sigh... You'll never be to-the-point, will you? Aaaalways beating around the bush. I do hope that God helps you find your confidence... As right now you're constantly moving up /shit's creek/ without a paddle. - 1 John 5:11
Now why would you up and grab me like that? - Job 5:17
...I think I jinxed it. Sorry, folks! - Exodus 24:12
I must say this has been quite the pleasant Sunday. So far I've tended to quite a few curious souls, as well as reassure those who have already shown interest in God and myself. Truly pleasant! I certainly hope this trends! - John 10:10
Rest assured I pray for y'all. - Romans 1:7b
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CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
...This will be a wonderful teaching moment for you, Eeybie. Because we are a test. Just as the Lord created humans to be pure, He created trolls to be evil. Our existence is a true test of faith. What we subject each other to is not only by design but by perpetuation. Trolls have been shown the grace of God many times,but choose to ignore it for the sake of their own monotony and comfort. I am not that foolish. God has spoken to me time and time again, and I listen. I heed. I speak the truth that is His divine order. This is why I will ascend to heaven, and only the trolls that follow God as I prophesize will be able to join me in His kingdom. Trolls are inherently... Filthy... Vile... DEVILISH. I was once the same. There was a time where I was as foul as any other troll. I, however, have long since repented before the eyes of the heavenly Father and have been reborn as a christian. I'm only trying to save you, Eeybie. All of you. - Deuteronomy 31:8
Maybe not to you, but I assure you in the eyes of God I am just and kind to you. Is that any way to thank the Father? - Proverbs 17:22
I simply must check in on the beloved members of my congregation! Can you really blame me? - Proverbs 19:22
No need to worry, my friend. They'll all know where you are. ...IN THE LOVING ARMS OF THE LORD!!! - Romans 1:16
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I would love nothing more. Such guidance is my calling, after all! And, respectfully, /you/ in particular are in desperate need. ( #nsfw ) - Galatians 5:22-23
Ah, my dear lamb! Good to be hearing from you. While repenting in such a way isn't necessary, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing you on your knees nonetheless... For devotion to God, of course. ( #nsfw implied ) - Psalm 119:60
I am truly disappointed in the behavior on this site, given it is the Lord's day. However, I am confident you will all come to your senses soon enough! - Hebrews 13:20-21
You should post BIBLE VERSES!!! - Ecclesiastes 4:9
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Too bad no elevator can reach the highest point of the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN!! We'll just have to work for it, won't we? I'm looking forward to our time together. - Psalm 94:18
Hmmm... Perhaps you need a dictionary /and/ a bible. I can provide! - Colossians 3:9-10
No, no, no. God is known as God. He is the Heavenly Father, just as much as He is Jesus Christ. However, Jesus walked among humans many thousands of years ago, as opposed to God. While God is the thing of creation, never before has He graced humanity with His presence. Not since the incident in the Garden of Eden. - John 15:8
A religion and a cult are very different things. I think you'll find that I've got plenty wisdom to share, but unlike a cult leader I am not the defacto end-all-be-all. That title goes to Him. I'm merely the messenger to trollkind! I look forward to your presence. - 1 Chronicles 29:11
When we are one with God, you'll look back at these times and you'll laugh. This I promise you. Or when the eternal flames of hell greet you, you'll weep for this moment, as it may be what condemns you. Food for thought, my friend! - Psalm 18:31
I've been a christian a good bit longer than the planets have come together, my friend. It's all about what the internet can bring as far as information, and having the faith instilled within you once you hear the good word of God. - 1 Timothy 6:12
Why, the christian God, friend! A good few human's worship Him as the one true divine! The holiest of the holy! The cleansers of sinners and savior of those who hold Him in their hearts of true faith! I would be more than happy to divulge more if you're interested, my friend. - Revelation 3:19
No need for vulgarities, now! Especially not on the Lord's day. I truly do pity you and your closemindedness. I only hope that you'll see His light sooner rather than later. I'd hate for it to be too late. - Psalm 56:3
Such hateful words! None of that now - You'll come around, friend... Eventually. - Proverbs 15:33
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
Well certainly. But! I don't think that answers my question, friend. /What do you want to know/? - 2 Timothy 2:1
Ohhhh, how wonderful to see you begin to come to your senses. Already you're such a shining example of what it means to be a christian! There's plenty of time to learn of restraint, of God, but... What do you want to know about /me/? - Proverbs 4:27
Such harsh words, my dear friend! However, if you must know, it's not an act of pride to have the last word. It is a teaching moment. To learn to restrain oneself and hold their tongue in the presence of a superior. Surely you're in desperate need of restraint. Given your... Previous antics. - Mark 11:23
Aha! I never specified a Saturday evening, now did I? - Matthew 13:44
I never said a can was off-limits, did I? I'm merely advising moderation! You seem to indulge yourself quite often though. Perhaps this will be a difficult task for you. - Genesis 2:18
Mhhh... While /wine/ is necessary for Mass, /alcohol/ isn't essential for life, and we should abstain if it becomes a temptation or distraction. Our drinking should glorify God. Do you intend to glorify God, or do you intend to hide from your decision to be a part of the church and the misplaced shame that accompanies that? Think this through carefully, my friend! - Psalm 42:11
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Awhhh, don't be like that! You should be glad I value you enough to announce you. Where else would your value lie, friend? - Ecclesiastes 7:20
I don't really align with any specific denomination, as I find that God's teachings should come through without the stipulation of denomination. To truly understand His holiness is to look past the boundaries. However, if I HAD to narrow it down, Catholicism.
Let's give a warm welcome to the Alternian Church of God's first member! @goingDown , as the first member of the congregation, you'll have pick of your own bible from my personal study. Ain't that fun? - Acts 2:1-2
Well well, ain't that peachy! Welcome to the congregation, friend. We'll be having our first prayer meeting mighty soon. I'll be expecting you. - James 1:19
Well, I'll be needing members of my congregation eventually. I think me knowing your sins is all the reason for you to follow my teachings and seek His forgiveness, wouldn't you agree? ...What'd YOU think I was saying? - Isaiah 60:1
It's simple, really. I want you. - Psalm 34:6
That's a big G in God, friend. "A" for effort. ...As for the rest of your little temper tantrum, I ain't looking to spread your business anywhere it don't need to be. I just wanted to make sure you knew good and damn well that I had business to spread if necessary. Even then, God is on my side. Can you say the same? Is /anyone/ on your side? - Ephesians 1:18
Well sure I do, but I make time to wander around. You're not as discreet as you may think. Feeling backed into a corner? You certainly backed that Cerulean-blood into a corner. I certainly hope that poor sap sees Heaven's light... ( #gore implied )
... You think I don't know about your skeletons, Eeybie? Not in the closet, but in the /basement/? I've been watching you, friend. - James 1:22
I don't say these words lightly, but I ain't in no mood to fool around with the likes of you and your sad excuse at situational comedy at the expense of others. Shut the hell up. - Matthew 5:19
...Alright, fine. Allow me to make myself clear. I couldn't care LESS about the feigned concern for my wellbeing in regard to my faith in the one true God. I couldn't care LESS about what I may be subjected to for that faith. And I certainly couldn't care LESS about none that... Clown tomfoolery! Whatever nightmares trollkind may subject me to are DREAMS compared to what awaits those said sinners in Hell. - Luke 12:2
I'm trying to do /you/ a solid as well! I'm trying to show you the way of God, our one true savior! I know where fate has me headed, and I don't intend to let a troll's fearmongering dissuade me from my path of righteousness. I never asked you to care... ...Nonetheless, I sure appreciate the gesture! - 2 Timothy 2:11
While I appreciate your attempt to persuade me back to the inherently devilish ways of trollian culture, but I've seen the light. I've spoken to God. I know what truth is, and I know where I'm headed. The kingdom of Heaven waits for me when I pass, be it through culling or otherwise. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Alternia as it is in Heaven. - 1 Peter 3:21
Wow! Those words aren't in the bible! - Mark 16:15
I'm sorry Daddy I've been a bad girl. Wait, something doesn't feel right. Oh right. It's "Forgive me father for I have sinned." #nsfw
Why would you need hallucinogens when God is all around us? No need to enhance the senses to see His grace, my friend. - Matthew 6:2
Apparently, I'm a little bit behind on my internet slang. Anything I should know about? Keep it Godly, folks! - Psalm 34:15
Say no to drugs and YES to prayer! #substance - Psalm 91:1-2
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OHHHH!!! Why thank you, friend! I do my best to do good on God's word while staying cool in the process. Hallelujah! - 2 Corinthians 5:17
Having faith is easy, choosing it is hard. The first step waits for you, friends! - Psalm 63:1
Tsk tsk... Of cooouuuurse not. Not in this world, at least. But you must understand that this is not the only realm we are meant for! The believers, those who seek God and revere Him, they find placement in the kingdom of Heaven. Only the purest of souls find their way to such a promised land, leaving little room for the disgusting treatment that undeserving souls such as us must endure In God's loving embrace we are all His children. Equals not through blood, but through faith. A much better fate than the alternative, wouldn't you say? ...My door is /always/ open for you to come study, Eeybie. - Psalm 25:4
Nothing higher nor mightier than the power of God, my friend... But, you're right, we /do/ share a certain ladder of the caste, don't we? Perhaps this should be all the more incentive to... Hear me out. To escape the confines of the hemospectrum and welcome ourselves into the unconditional love that is the heavenly Father! We can be free of our lowly chains and instead don HALOS!! ...Oooor you can live in ignorance. The choice is yours, but the final say is His. - Psalm 116:1-2
@goingDown Well, well! You certainly went "ham" in my notifications, so to speak. Something on your mind? - Luke 18:13
⚇ Conviction 71-12: ⚇ “Every bone has a point for breaking. Every motherfucker crawled out wrong, and all we lowly motherfuckers can do is play catch-up. There’s work for doing, kin, to earn your ass the ticket messiahs handed you for free.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
WHAT IF... We went to #church ? - 1 Chronicles 16:11
How delightful I find it when some of you come around to embracing His light through my guidance. Refreshing, really, to find some sensibility! Not to worry, though, you'll all come around. Some just sooner than others! - Proverbs 14:12
Remember, everyone! Save room for GOD!!! - John 8:36
The time you lot spend lusting after clowns could be spent in prayer. Just letting y'all know! - 1 John 4:20
Oh, you think of me in my absence? How kind, Eeybie. I could even interpret that as /care/! - Psalm 71:23
⚇ i'm just gonna keep posting scripture as i see it. ⚇ cause i'm lookin' through it for my schoolfeeding degree. ⚇ Sideshows 23:40 ⚇ "You talk too much, little sibling. Ain't nothing you need to be saying that much the Messiahs don't know already." ⚇
8-> A MAN ABOUT TOWN SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK HIS BEST! THAT'S WHY I HAVE SUITS FOR EVERY OCCASION! (spruikoh on twt) https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0PbmFeXMi4AAAAd/bytcon-krypto-vast-error.gif
⚇ church history time ⚇ Ringleaders 1:1 ⚇ "Church wasn't formed in a day, my salacious motherfuckers. Back in the early shit, purplebloods was just that. No more, no less. But it wasn't to be that way forever, hell nah, because a troll called Nergal was about to get a hell of a motherfuckin' prophecy. Assuaged by visions of mirth and rage, he was torn in motherfuckin' two. Twin thoughts waged war in his mind, and he knew he had to unite it all. So that slick ass motherfucker wandered his way throughout Alternia, preaching on the wicked shit. Shangri-la above and the ticket you needed to get your ass there, a promised land for motherfuckers deemed MOST MOTHERFUCKING MONEY. And lo, the fam was born of those who got their gumption on to listen." ⚇
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↘️if you have to ask to be paid, you are just the rug they wipe their steppods on.↘️
FORGET THAT AND GO TO WORK DUDE, YOU DONT NEED MONEY
especially sexy, thank you lmfao #nsfwe
Please get better so I can make a THEORY video with your content
I Am A Troll That Owns Five Ovens
*blatant misinformation* but youre not ready for that conversation.
A lot of people €ould benefit from being under my €ontrol with no free will.
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We're posting full body photos? What fun! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c83577959fc.png - Colossians 3:2
Ah ah ah! Not 'gog', my friend... God. You're in the presence of a man of faith, I would hope you'd behave accordingly. Not to worry, there's time to learn. ...As for your outfit? Mmmhhh... - Romans 8:19
Ah, but Sunday approaches quick, friend! I suggest you find something nice to wear for when it rolls around. - Jeremiah 32:17
Let's give this another shot!... I'm posting this picture from my own personal study where I've collected bibles of many kinds. You're all welcome to one so that we may come together in study! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/122a92d353b1.png - Romans 11:33
Ahhh, but we were all once lost without His guidance... I, however, am found. Welcomed into His embrace like an ugly lamb to a forgiving shepherd. You'll all come around! Absolution is a right, but not all know this. - 1 John 4:1
Well, what a good question! I'm so glad to see you've come around to a more sensible side of conversation. You see, God is the creator of creation itself. What lives, breathes, feels, thinks, and even what does not? He's had a hand in that. I believe trollkind is a... Test. How far removed can He bring his own creations before they find His loving embrace all over again? It's sad to see how far we've fallen down the path of divine rejection, but I have the upmost faith that we as trolls will come to our senses. With God as creator, and I as the prophet. - Proverbs 12:20
Well good afternoon, friends! What a wonderful time it is to thank the human God for our continued life. Rejoice! - Proverbs 10:28
Why, God has a hand in everything, my ornery friend. Just gotta look past those tinted glasses of yours! Absolution is available through faith and prayer. - 1 Timothy 5:3
Visions of God striking you down? Well that just won't do! - Romans 10:10
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Mmmhhh. I certainly hope that horses go to Heaven. - Psalm 119:160
To open the eyes of the misguided masses is an inherent act of kindness, you know. Do you live in sin, my friend? - Jeremiah 33:3
Remember, everyone! To live in lust is to live in sin! - Philippians 4:12
Water off a duck's back, my friend. Water off a duck's back. My forgiveness will always be meant for you. I do hope God extends you the same courtesy! - Mark 16:16
Mmmhh. How valiant. However, I don't find this to be inherently in alignment with God's teachings. It is not for you to decide who is to be saved. ...I'd leave that to the Lord. - Ezekiel 36:26
While they say actions speak louder than words, I find them used best in conjunction with one another. While I incorporate both teachings and actions into my daily routine... I'm curious what you do. Do you speak His word at all, I wonder. - Romans 15:13
Ohhh, so you DO speak of me in ill-faith! Tsk, tsk, tsk... Don't worry. It is the Christian way to forgive. Although, next time, perhaps you should avoid being soooo... Foolishly misguided in your disdain. Won't you, friend? ...And last I checked, I don't see you spreading His good word. - 1 Corinthians 16:14
Oh! I feel the same about your """religious teachings"""! How fun! - Romans 15:2
⚇ thats just about the saddest motherfuckin thing i ever heard. ⚇
Oh, surely you're mistaken! I would never view you in such a way! To look in lust is to look in sin. I have standards. - John 6:29
And mine is called a 'friendly jab'! Hah hah! But, perhaps you are too ornery for such a thing? A shame, really. You seem... Fun. - James 4:7
⚇ its called wordplay stupid ⚇
If your reading comprehension suffers like this, perhaps a child's bible will suit you best. - Zechariah 10:6
⚇ second name 'apostl' more like apostate. ⚇
Ah! Hilarity! What a fitting name for the chapter, as this is surely a joke! To think your caste responds positively to this filth... I'm not surprised. Don't worry, salvation is always available in God's favor. - Proverbs 14:34
⚇ because some motherfuckers are asking me share or whatever. ⚇ i got another passage for y'all. ⚇ Hilarities 90:1 ⚇ “Take all you can grasp in your greed and your lust. If something you want comes to your fronds, motherfucker, take it and run like it’s yours.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
The church will always be His house, but I assure you at-home study and practicing His word out there is just as effective. I haven't the privilege of attending a proper christian church, and yet I still uphold myself to the highest standardss of His teachings. - Isaiah 26:8
These are not random, my dear! They are accompanied with reason. Perhaps if you are to look closer, you'll find it. I can help, all you have to do is ask. - Ecclesiastes 5:18
⚇ i don't want no part of whatever 'religion' you gutterbloods have established. ⚇ i know in my pusher the only truth is the messiahs. ⚇ and it is very much virtue where i'm from to indulge and indulge and indulge. ⚇ i'll post a passage about it. ⚇
No need to be greedy, friend. To indulge in such is a cardinal sin. We wouldn't want you with the rest of the sinners in the belly of the beast, subjected to the fiery flames for all eternity, would we? - Hebrews 8:6
⚇ because it was deigned for us, little gutterblood. ⚇ back off our posse unless you wanna catch a hatchet. ⚇
I was thinking of arranging a regular bible study session for those who are interested... Which y'all should be, by the way! Yet to decide the day. - John 13:14
Oh well that sounds just dee-lightful! Although, I worry the lighting won't be up to par with our little study sesh'. Perhaps my place would be satisfactory. I think you'll find the accommodations quite comfortable. - Psalm 116:1-2
Up-bup-bup! You made a mistake there, friend. 'Gog' is a trollian concept. Christians refer to Him as God. - 1 Corinthians 10:13
Why only own one when you can collect, my friend? There's no limit to how you can study scripture. - Hebrews 12:11
I am merely specifying the nature of it to better distinguish from our own species, of course! Trollkind has... Inferior beliefs... It's to be expected. - Colossians 3:14
Now friends, I'd like to be perfectly clear ; the words I speak are truth. I've been enlightened by His word, and soon you ALL will be! Oh, golly, how I look forward to it. - Psalm 62:12
And to think everyone here's so hateful! Well, I'll be. ...You'll all see soon enough. - Proverbs 11:2
Well howdy, folks! I've been watching y'all and I've found there's not nearly enough talk of the holy texts. I'm here to remedy that! Gideon Apostl, know-er of all things related to that snazzy human religion... CHRISTIANITY! Y'all will be hearing from me soon. - Luke 6:33
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I understand the ethical concerns of powering ChitGPT on troll blood. However, most of the lowbloods fed to the machines are performing the menial jobs we plan to replace, anyway. Ultimately, the cost balances out. #CostSaving #SmartInvestment #FinancialAdvice - MC Oleana
I also accept physical la8or. >::::)
If you're reading this, you owe me financial compens8ion! I take 8oon8ucks, gold, other various precious stones, and titty pics! ::::)
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