

Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries. Voted Repiton's most influential bachelor twice over.

You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The rain's still coming down, but it's not so bad out there. It's warmed up a bit out there, and the sun is shining enough to add a soft grey glow through the clouds up there. We hope you're all having a good day so far, and enjoying a nice break to eat or smoke or just take in the air. For music right now, I've got some John Coltrane with "Too Young To Go Steady" coming up next. Hope you all enjoy it! …Midnight City Jazz!
chemical bonds are so cute when you think about them!! atoms just decide they would be more stable if they shared some electrons with each other and suddenly theyre attached covalent bonds are basically “this belongs to both of us now”, ionic bonds are one atom going “fine you can have it”, and hydrogen bonds are weaker little attractions that still end up being incredibly important chemistry is mostly just figuring out who wants whose electrons and how tightly theyre going to hold onto them. theres a surprising amount of puppy love involved in molecular structure!!!

Now Listening: Vivaldi - Autumn Festive, is it not? https://youtu.be/elE-n9Tj_Zg?si=mThsuQtjfBe9ypP4

actually saw a grub for the first time today first thing holy fuck we used be these things for way longer huh hehehe ew second you alternian trolls EAT these lil guys???????? fucking weird man

Please pardon my unexplained absence. I am residing somewhere of my own free will. I am not being extorted by the Church of Skaiantology. My return will be timely. #Safe #Free #Timely #Lawful

࣪⊹₊˚{ FOREEEE! }*O*{7 }*O*{7 }*O*{7 }*O*{7 {the high culltess drives her WICKED putter into the s+ to practice her downswing} {SHE DIDNT MISS. BY THE WAY} }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Lasagna without béchamel sauce is truly an angel without its wings. 6/10 experience.

anything time i go to chitt something ive always been like "what purpose does this actually serve" when in reality i can literally just be chitting fucking anything this fucking guy talking about bachs mel sauce or somethin a few minutes ago like???? i gotta get back to putting bullshit out there sometimes

sometimes i wanna vent shit here cause its like shouting shit out to the void and sometimes that can feel real nice but like theres already so many sad sacks and harrie hardlucks and sallie sobstories on here as it is who needs another no one really likes sadpaz anyways hehehe


ADVENTURE OVER. I’M DRAWING SOMEONE BALD AND PREGNAMSTYLE AGAIN.



