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Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries. Voted Repiton's most influential bachelor twice over.

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You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The rain's still coming down, but it's not so bad out there. It's warmed up a bit out there, and the sun is shining enough to add a soft grey glow through the clouds up there. We hope you're all having a good day so far, and enjoying a nice break to eat or smoke or just take in the air. For music right now, I've got some John Coltrane with "Too Young To Go Steady" coming up next. Hope you all enjoy it! …Midnight City Jazz!

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Excellent choice.

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@jaDe[JD]

chemical bonds are so cute when you think about them!! atoms just decide they would be more stable if they shared some electrons with each other and suddenly theyre attached covalent bonds are basically “this belongs to both of us now”, ionic bonds are one atom going “fine you can have it”, and hydrogen bonds are weaker little attractions that still end up being incredibly important chemistry is mostly just figuring out who wants whose electrons and how tightly theyre going to hold onto them. theres a surprising amount of puppy love involved in molecular structure!!!

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

You would love Repiton.

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@jaDe[JD]

oh the little dinosaur from rugrats?

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

....No.

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Now Listening: Vivaldi - Autumn Festive, is it not? https://youtu.be/elE-n9Tj_Zg?si=mThsuQtjfBe9ypP4

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Love some Vivaldi.

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Good to see at least some of you have taste.

Of course, his works are joy to hear and to play. Suzuki was wise to implement them in his teaching method.

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A fellow musician. A pleasant discovery, considering the miscreants who otherwise litter this website.

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@comedyGold[CG]

actually saw a grub for the first time today first thing holy fuck we used be these things for way longer huh hehehe ew second you alternian trolls EAT these lil guys???????? fucking weird man

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I concur.

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@comedyGold[CG]

like its so weiiiiiiiiiiiiiiird right like as fuckin gross repiton food was it wasnt...that bleh

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Alternia has its moments when it comes to cuisine- I really cannot recommend the seafood enough. However, the insistence on subsistence on the planet's most vulnerable isn't something I think I'll ever get used to.

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@comedyGold[CG]

we only think that cause we dont got it no more though it is pretty good yea hehehe but yeah eatin grubs just fuckin bleh

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

You'll hear no argument from me.

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Please pardon my unexplained absence. I am residing somewhere of my own free will. I am not being extorted by the Church of Skaiantology. My return will be timely. #Safe #Free #Timely #Lawful

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...Miss Crocker, are you sure you're alright?

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࣪⊹₊˚{ FOREEEE! }*O*{7 }*O*{7 }*O*{7 }*O*{7 {the high culltess drives her WICKED putter into the s+ to practice her downswing} {SHE DIDNT MISS. BY THE WAY} }˚₊⊹ ࣪

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Excellent shot, Miss Ahymza.

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

I am to please, and to get a hole in one.

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Lasagna without béchamel sauce is truly an angel without its wings. 6/10 experience.

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They warn you to not eat things you cant pronounce—

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Well if you adhered to that, you'd be stuck to some rather slim pickings, wouldn't you? When it comes to béchamel sauce, I assure you, I'm quite free of such a burden.

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Whats even in it—

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Butter, flour and milk.

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anything time i go to chitt something ive always been like "what purpose does this actually serve" when in reality i can literally just be chitting fucking anything this fucking guy talking about bachs mel sauce or somethin a few minutes ago like???? i gotta get back to putting bullshit out there sometimes

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

You say 'this fucking guy' as if you don't know me. Also it's hardly my fault you're uneducated on culinary matters.

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@comedyGold[CG]

this fucking guy again man who are you little muffin man or somethin i think right (|:P

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

Ugh.

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sometimes i wanna vent shit here cause its like shouting shit out to the void and sometimes that can feel real nice but like theres already so many sad sacks and harrie hardlucks and sallie sobstories on here as it is who needs another no one really likes sadpaz anyways hehehe

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@grandioseSaturation[GS]

When have you ever let the opinions of others stop you? I seem to remember a girl enamored with the idea of imposition. You needn't start being so precious and careful now. I mean that.

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hm maybe youre right maybe i shant give a shit anymore sides what are these people gonna do if i dont give me a hate react hehehehe

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Thank God you're finally seeing sense.

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VERY charming, Miss Crocker.

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ADVENTURE OVER. I’M DRAWING SOMEONE BALD AND PREGNAMSTYLE AGAIN.

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Can I nominate someone (⒈)?

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GO FOR IT, MAN.

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I would very much prefer you didn't.

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THINK ABOUT IT. IT’S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. THEY WANT YOU BALD AND PREGNANT.

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Back. Off.

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