Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries. Voted Repiton's most influential bachelor twice over.
Now Listening: Hell To Your Doorstep Performed by Thomas Borchert for The Count of Monte Cristo. https://youtu.be/mHDE_P4mAzA?si=6H3Dy3sCX9QzIS71
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! classy ᴹ:)
Much appreciated.
>([i am now a genie make ya wis# and ill fuck it up for you in a t#ematically relevant way]
Hm. Childish, but I am between tasks so I'll humor you. I wish for my plans to come to fruition.
>([everyt#in u ever wanted comes to be but u find it strangely #ollow an unsatisfyin and u realize all da time u spent planning and preppin took away any c#ance u #ad 2 prepare for #appiness also u fall down t#e stairs and break ur foot real bad]
Just about as charming as I anticipated. What a waste of my time.
Dont listen to this fuddyduddy mxster or mxssus turkin i think your goofing off was really pretty funny. Ten million comedians out of a job and youre cracking jokes for free and theyre pretty fricken top notch.
Oh, keep your opinions to yourself, Mr. English. As if I need you appearing from the ominous fog to comes irritates me.
*Come *Irritate. No idea what happened there.
I know what happened there bro you fat fingered it.
HOW DARE YOU?!
gog i lovve re readin roleplays
How utterly immature.
>([stopped in a random diner to get a bagel and t#ey got exclusively taylor swifte playin on da radio somebody take t#e s#ot]
For once, we are in agreement.
I sense a portion of you are too flip with your use of the term "motherfucker." You skittish jokers aren't even the motherapproacher, much less the mothercourter. You couldn't look the mother in the eye, much less the crack. #MotherNothinger
I find it interesting to see what terms seem to be a universal constant. Like this one, though we'd say 'all-motherf**ker'.
Did you censor that manually.
I. Well yes. Why?
Nothing. You tickle me.
If you say so, Miss Crocker. I am happy to have been a source of levity, even if I am a touch confused.
For a website that insists upon a certain age bracket before being allowed to create an account, a large quantity of you certainly act like wrigglers. Why are you as a grown troll/human/other thing I don't care about roleplaying as if you are a video game character? Roleplaying is already such an immature passtime to be participating in. You should carry who you are and the bearing you hold with your head held high. You really don't need to pretend to be a character from Looney Tunes: Back In Action 44 or...whatever it is you do.
maybe you should it sounds super relatable
I'll pass.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ i think its really funny you think it a shortcoming of repiton that the courses couldnt be bigger. ]
...Well, yes. There was no room for such grandiose things, the environment had degraded too thoroughly and thus any room that existed had to be divested into other pursuits.
coward youre afraid youll like it
No, not really. I've seen other editions of the series and they failed to hold my attention.
OH fu(c)k it'§ a bun(c)ha (R)oleplaye(R)§? That make§ me feel a lot bette(R) about the §tate of the fu(c)king unive(R)§e(§) now. ™
I mean, what else could it be? I refuse to believe they're anything but bored, sad manwrigglers.
§ome of the thing§ I've §een made me que§tion it, but you have to be (R)ight. The(R)e'§ no way in fu(c)k a thing (c)alled a Bloofle o(R) whateve(R) (c)an a(c)tually exi§t, (c)(R)eate an a(c)(c)ount he(R)e, & type hoofbea§t§hit. ™
Quite so.
neptunes wwrath its like somethin takes ovver me wwhen i see those luxurious little digits #suggestivve
wwhat the hell guys youre literally yuckin my yum right noww prick movve and DONT act like youre abovve the sorta vvulnerability im displayin here BECAUSE YOURE NOT
You're getting very heated over this, Mr. Ampora. It's quite unbecoming of a man of your station. There's vulnerable and then there's exposing your underbelly to all and sundry? I hope you understand.
perhaps one day youll knoww wwhat it means to devvelop an intimate and vvulnerable relationship wwith the parasocial legion a haters followwin you kerian and then youll understand wwhy i do the things i do
...May the day never come to pass that I have to sink to your level, Mr. Ampora. This is perhaps the saddest thing anyone has ever said to me. I used to hold such respect for you- what happened? The facial hair has changed you.
a man devvelops a closer bond wwith the beast that dwwells wwithin and suddenly his accomplishments mean nothin anymore givve me a fuckin break
See it's saying things like 'the beast that dwells within' that withers my respect for you, Mr. Ampora.
wwould you rather master the beast wwithin or surrender yourself to a life as meager prey answwer me that "twwelvve star man" #alphamentality #business #philosophy #wwar #lovve
I simply don't liken myself to an animal, Mr. Ampora. I am a man, through and through, and I mastered my sense of self and my fate long ago.
id be hard pressed to imagine an error more vvast than assumin just because you abstain from this choice that it wwont be made for you
Nothing and nobody makes my choices for me anymore, Ampora. I've fought too hard.