Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries.
Today's meal I prepared is fried synthsprouts with a pomegranate glaze. A good meal in general but still not enough to make wine bearable. My search continues.
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
Another wonderful night of festivities all thanks to Crockercorp. May the bastard die slowly for his sins.
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:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
Highly unprofessional. Miss Crocker is above your sniveling barbs.
... ... ... Good morning.
Good morning, Miss Crocker.
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek
Oh I forgot to introduce myself How impossibly rude of me I am Doppio Zypher But do please call me Zypher I run a quant bar/cafe hybrid by the port so please come by to have a sip This place is welcome to all walks of life who wish to experience serenity https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117809338_ZRM3jsbJEPx9RiF.png /^v^\
finally, some culture.
Ah a well respected troll May your evening be smooth as a midnight brew /^v^\
A decent haul for today, I believe. I will play more another time. Now, I have meetings I must attend. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f0f7be886e.PNG
<body> ** the man killed a glow squid and didn't even brag about it. legend. </body>
I think ya got an arrow in your junk dud3
A glow squid? Oh, that explains the ink sacs I suppose. I just found those laying on the floor.
Even placing blocks made noise. Why is it getting dark. My vision. #CalderPlaysMinecraft
Some of you are entirely too comfortable posting your sexual escapades directly onto the timeline.
I have no intention of doing that, I know it would be a fool's errand. You all just lack decorum.
Gold, I presume? An utterly worthless metal, but at the very least it looks nice. I shall pick up just a bit of it, I believe. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1dd6c1f26cc.PNG
<body> ** shitass metal for sure. it's only really useful for trading, but even then, you can highkey just not do trades and get by fine, lol. or you can make a clock. </body>
Goold isn't entirely useless, yoo can use them foor trading with piglins when yoo eventually get too the nether 0u0
A clock may be useful. But otherwise, yes, it seems to have just as much value as it does on Repiton.
Au revoir, ugly. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724cad35b44.png
Doon't burn that! Yoo need it foor enchanting yoour gear!!