♠ hated by @grandioseSaturation
>([maybe im being egotistical but lowkey if i t#ink i would #ave two #ealt#bars. maybe even t#ree]

... Official stadtement maybe. In light of yesterdasy evening's festrivities, this day of #eridanweek will bes our day of rest. #dayofrest

... ... ... Good morning.
✿ crockercorp more liek crock of shit amirite 😂😂😂😂 #glurpiweek bout to be a rager comprd to dat bs

A #personalpost unrelated to official matters. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13e808cfa613.png

Unfortunately, I was unable to participate in last night's festivities. I PERSONALLY made the perilous journey to a secure Crockercorp underground bunker to secure the requisite implement for tonight. ... Unlike our previous events, we invite ONLY the courageous select few among you to journey deep within yourselves. This will be a night of communion to forces with which you are all yet unawares. Access to a relic of the time before the Creators. Welcome to #eridanweek Night Five. How's the state of your sweet tooth? Confirm your attendance with #IWANTCANDY on the timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/043f8154d007.png

A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
X I am inevitable, fear the lavender text’d being. x
TAKING DOWN TODAY’S BLOG. TO REISSUE. PROCEEDINGS ARE CURRENTLY UNDERWAY. FOR @GRANDIOSESATURATION TO BE SHAVEN. I WILL CONTINUE TO UPDATE. THE PAGE WITH ANY CHANGES.
yazzzzz, lemme get my hands on ur scalp
can we get a petition going 2 shave @grandioseSaturation bald? x)
s still r recovering.
AIN'T NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOUT ADMIRATION YOU FUCK.
>([so t#e bitc#less wonder wanna act all nonc#alant now i get it]
if i ever get m my hands on him...
e enjoy it w with your fuck-my-life-wine and the e ever r refreshing taste of f failure
i its l loud. ergh.
w well. y youre s stupid.
⚇ more waders hating my chit. ⚇ AS IF I WAS EVER TALKING ABOUT THEM??? ⚇ motherfuckers just proving how self absorbed they are. ⚇ i was talking about that calder motherfucker. ⚇
⚇ #oilingup if only to make that wader guy slip ⚇ AND BREAK HIS NECK. ⚇
Bec/\use I li\/e in /\ dire loc/\tion dumb/\ss///
>([now t#eres a c#ud ass response for all of u playin along at #ome make sure u mark t#at one down for points]
da ellipses tell me all i need 2 kno... </>
oh s shut up. e everyone k knows who i mean.
t there it is a again.
it’s f funny to get n notification from him. you c can imagine his a awful grimace and furrowed b brows.
at l least his idiotic magazine isn’t on here y yet.
frieza when the saiyans he captured succeed in their jailbreak attempt:
>([i dont got it in me to rue any day not as long as im #turkingit]
>([and its really as simple as dat ladies an germs]
b bloodlines a are s stupid.
it’s h hard to t tell if you’re fragile or n not your e ego can b be seen through s so well.
>([w#y would i wanna b palatable i aint interested in gettin eaten lol if ur into #vore t#ats ur biz t#o]
>([aint a way i can conduct myself but one #undo percent genuine me #turkingit #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/14b8fbf74bcc.png]










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