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Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries.

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#Nowplaying Arcangelo Corelli - Concerto Grosso Op. 6 n. 8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RydMnTCwJvQ

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Today's meal I prepared is fried synthsprouts with a pomegranate glaze. A good meal in general but still not enough to make wine bearable. My search continues.

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?is wine Poisonous?

No. Just unpleasant.

?why dRINK it then? dOES it look cool

It's refined.

!oh like oil! its cool to see a fellow dRINKER here [:F

O-Oil...? No, I don't believe we are the same.

but... its REFINEd

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Yuck.

!?!?!??!?!?! !you just SAId though! its REFINEd like oil so oil is like wine ANd vice versa

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Truly a waste of resources for those 'Streams'. Repiton is slowly dying and they think eating 'scoville warhead infused sausage' is a good use of their time? Ugh.

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Good evening. Another day of meetings and rendezvous and dealmaking under my belt. Assuredly you're all doing well?

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I am dreadfully glad I don't eat sweets.

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A decent haul for today, I believe. I will play more another time. Now, I have meetings I must attend. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f0f7be886e.PNG

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<body> ** the man killed a glow squid and didn't even brag about it. legend. </body>

I think ya got an arrow in your junk dud3

A glow squid? Oh, that explains the ink sacs I suppose. I just found those laying on the floor.

Happens.

Fuck, 2o r3al dud3.

<body> ** the man looted a glow squid's body and didn't even know it. unlegend. but not antilegend. yet. </body>

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I fell down a large hole which I'm not entirely sure how I'll get out of, but I did find what I now know is diamonds- *very* interesting. It seems I can craft tools from this. Very, very nice. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b40c2d3947a4.PNG

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Even placing blocks made noise. Why is it getting dark. My vision. #CalderPlaysMinecraft

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dont get scared

Scared? Of a video game? Please.

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As I walked past it, that thing with the flagellum *chirped*. Something is listening for my footsteps. I must tread carefully... #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae9387c9cee4.PNG

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It truly is like a blight...Something about this unnerves me greatly. But I must press on. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2db53f5badd.PNG

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<body> ** be very, very quiet. as quiet as you can. crouch everywhere. you can trust me on this. </body>

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Some of you are entirely too comfortable posting your sexual escapades directly onto the timeline.

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☆just try n stop me☆

I have no intention of doing that, I know it would be a fool's errand. You all just lack decorum.

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☆My decorum died a long time ago☆

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What on Repiton is *that*? It's...glowing and shimmering in the darkness. It looks like a blight. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ed7341dc68b.PNG

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Au revoir, ugly. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724cad35b44.png

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--) But lapiss iss usseful you fool.

Doon't burn that! Yoo need it foor enchanting yoour gear!!

Don't care, its dark blue and therefore into the lava it goes.

Don't care, its dark blue and therefore into the lava it goes.

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Ah, good. Something to cast this awful rock into. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35a1cc4bd6cc.PNG

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Gold, I presume? An utterly worthless metal, but at the very least it looks nice. I shall pick up just a bit of it, I believe. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1dd6c1f26cc.PNG

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<body> ** shitass metal for sure. it's only really useful for trading, but even then, you can highkey just not do trades and get by fine, lol. or you can make a clock. </body>

Goold isn't entirely useless, yoo can use them foor trading with piglins when yoo eventually get too the nether 0u0

A clock may be useful. But otherwise, yes, it seems to have just as much value as it does on Repiton.

What the hell is 'The Nether'?

It's oone oof the oother dimensioons in the game ^u^

Other dimensions...Interesting.

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#NowListening Mystery Skulls - Every Note https://youtu.be/iuAd0QIipMA?si=9FOpu0MPPS2SudVD

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Ugh, what an absolutely abhorrent color. I despise these dark blues. It's only recently that light blue has been redeemed for me. I shall cast this into the darkest pit I can find. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b4711b0d7d95.PNG

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Put it in lava.

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Why is it only today that I'm getting fed good ideas? Yes, that's exactly what I shall do.

There's a secret ending you can only unlock if you throw it in the lava while you are also in the lava. Just informing you.

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Considering I know what happens to trolls in lava in real life, and that I've already been burned once by 'epic pranks' [sic], I think I will choose to believe this is one of those.

I don't prank. I'm just ironic. Trust me.

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I don't think you're using that word correctly.

Probably not. Doesn't matter. I'm giving you a tip.

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I have discovered a new type of stone called 'Deepslate' by digging quite far down. It is a pleasing darker grey than the regular stone, and the noise it makes when broken is equally pleasing. This is so far my favourite block. #CalderPlaysMinecraft

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Deepslate is really gooood foor builds! Yoo shoould try building soomething oout oof it. ^u^

Hm. Duly noted.

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A simple six foot one inches in regards to my height. Perfectly normal, as far as I'm aware.

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A Six Foot Tall Fuchsia Is Possibly The Strangest SeeMing Thing I've Seen On Here.

see, this?? this is a reasonable height

I'm not a fuschiablood. Fuschiabloods are extinct. Here, anyway, they seem to be doing just fine Alterniaside.

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Back at it once more. I intend to see today how deep this world truly goes. #CalderPlaysMinecraft https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/286a19c7ca99.PNG

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384 blocks

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Why would you spoil it? Blocked.

aw man i wanted to see the shovelforge posting! :(

The what

oh is it not shovelforge? my mystake! i wyll styll be lookyng for the posts though because the game's style is very similar and thus nostalgic.

I do not know what that is. I am playing Minecraft as recommended to me by a dedicated chittr follower.