Calder Kerian
@grandioseSaturation
Provocative sabbaticals for the twelve star men who remain unabashed and unsilenced. DM for business inquiries. Invest in Mamacoin.
My word, the general intelligence of the website has dipped below usual parameters today, hasn't it? Concerning, seeing as its usually in the red as it is.
↘️we are seeing an all time low in IQ and generalized pan-based resources.↘️
It's been some time, hasn't it? Good evening, Chittr. Not much has changed on my end, I remain in my Land, traversing, building, solving inane 'puzzles'. Truly heinous, and truly boring. But I have some time now between being beset upon by beasts most foul. So I thought I'd check in on you all, as thoroughly dented in the noggins as most of you are.
Good God, the timeline is as much of a cesspool as I remember it being.
🜲 Well ⚜ren't you just ⚜ interesting little specimen! ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
No thank you. I've had my quite my fill of mad scientist types. Run along now.
As little as I think of you, you still manage to rise leagues above the generic trash that litters the gutter pool of the Chittr main timeline.
...Indeed. I'm not finding it in myself to care for the details.
For those engaging in #MatespritMonday : You do know that flaunting your quadrants makes you look pathetic? Insecure. Anyone with a truly stable relationship wouldn't need to be tossing it all over the timeline, desperately seeking approval from the gormless masses. What do you expect the rest of the website to say to you? "Oh congratulations! Oh haven't you done well!" Entirely self serving and attention seeking. If you have time to be posting such frivolities then you have time to actually be spending time with your loved ones? Or, Kheparia forbid, get a job and attend it.
I find the '''arts''' of comedy very droll. Truly, I just don't think it would have been that funny.
...Indeed. Well, on your way then. I'm sure you've plenty of chortles and guffaws to attend.
How do I get out of this thread? I'm lost and scared and confused.
@timaeusTestified Open your DMs to me. I wish to have a conversation.
Interesting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a797deddea86.PNG
https://i.ibb.co/KjsWbFsk/7edb57dbfb0d1da7c181402d83afff82.jpg
↘️no response, just a nonsense picture.↘️ ↗️GO FIGURE.↗️
↘️you are illiterate, no wonder you have no issue authoring these detestable statements.↘️ ↗️IT LITERALLY SAYS WHO I AM ON EVERY POST.↗️ ↘️wrothe aiaray.↘️ ↗️HIS RIGHT EXTENSION.↗️ ↘️his right prong man.↘️ ↗️HIS SILLY HOPBEAST.↗️
The fact of the matter is that so many of you are so desperate for attention that you are debasing yourselves right in front of my morning salad. Did you do it? Did you scramble and claw for the one 'like' react you wanted? Are you framing it? Should we tell The Rankmaid?
This is the claw for attention factory, man. We're all doing it.
Like post about how you don't like people posting for attention, in order to get attention?
X Who the fuck has a salad for breakfast? Tf x
X You have like way better options to start yo day and you’re going with a bland ass salad x
Of animals oftenmost kept as pets, I think ants are probably the most noble. A million minds all working towards one common goal? Self sufficient? Stalwart warriors? Marvelous.
Industri.o°us I m.o°del myself after such as was my lusus thanm y.o°u f.o°r y.o°ur kind w.o°rds highbl°o.o°d
Dogs are also capable of doing the same—
@terminallyCapricious#2753 STOP QUAD REACTING MY POSTS! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT!
I'm going to have a pusher attack at this rate.
#NowPlaying Frank Sinatra - That Old Black Magic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg19knoOqF0
#NowPlaying Rom M - Turncoat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dleStvK6Ouw
(( I am always thinking about Faux Dramatica - Its VE's best album ))
((hell yeah, ill absolutely be takin a listen to it soon!
Getting quite sick of this whole 'dingy cave' thing now. Perhaps I should look into avenues for exploring other player's worlds.
The newest currency sweeping the chain is, of course, Mamacoin. Early investors should get on the ground floor now- trust your investments with Bytcon Krypto.
I believe I have recovered from my...Episode. Thank you, everyone, for bearing with the silence. I'm on the mend, as it were.
ssony playstation
Disaster struck last night. Had a run in with a higher level monster while exploring a cavern- managed to take it down, but not without an injury. The bastard took a decent chunk out of my side. I don't think its fatal, but what a waste of good pink... Hurts too. Ugh. I apologize in advance if the blood loss results in some less than dignified posting.
FINALLY accumulated enough materials to alchemize a gramophone and some vinyls. No longer am I tormented by the endless dripping of sediment and water from stalactites- I can finally, truly relax.
You all need this brain training game far more than I do. I sincerely think the reading level for this website might not exceed that of a wriggler in the cavern schools. I'll be surprised if anyone even manages to parse this for having words containing more than five letters.
c< sHOulda said six letters, because cHittr tHe site is six letters lONg, wOulda beeN MOre all eNcOMpasiN Or wHatever >c
>>>(Language) is a framework to form thoughts >>>(Shortform) content warps and shrinks the framework >>>(Species) shrinkage affects more than heights!..
↘️this is literally so true, mister calder.↘️ ↗️ANOTHER "HIT CHITT" FROM THE INFORMATIONCAVE OF THE PROVERBIAL BABE, I AM SO SURE THAT EVERY WEAKER-WILLED INDIVIDUAL IS BOWING THEIR WALKCAPS INTO THEMSELVES.↗️ ↘️their body alight with trembling and disgrace, it is unease they are feeling in the face of such an epicly verbose and dominating personality.↘️ ↗️IT IS BEFITTING THAT YOU ARE SPEAKING DOWN TO A GROUP OF BORN-PEONS, AN ENTIRE HATCHCLUSTER OF LESSERSHAPED INDIVIDUALS AND SUBOPTIMAL SPECIMENS.↗️ ↘️that is true hatchright.↘️ ↗️THAT IS TRUE BUSINESSENSE.↗️ ↘️if we were in a meeting right now, i can just imagine the pull of your rightmost steptrunk as you prop your heel upon the pressed wood of the board room table.↘️ ↗️YOUR OTHER POD REMAINS FIRMLY ANCHORED TO THE FLOOR, YOUR TRUNK LISTS FORWARD IN PASSION AND UNREPRIEVING PASSION.↗️ ↘️your prongs are balled in eager explanation of your position.↘️ ↗️YOUR PITCH IS SO PASSIONATE, YOUR BOARDMATES INSTINCTIVELY BOW, AND SCATTER THEIR LESSER BUSINESS CARDS.↗️ ↘️yours are contained within a gilded cardholder.↘️ ↗️SO UNPERTURBED.↗️ ↘️it is beautiful.↘️
Ah, as always you prove yourself to be my most loyal and verbose of underlings. Good man, Wrothe.
Being on this good for nothing planet has forced me to get good at puzzles incredibly fast- so to keep my skills sharp, I've alchemized a device called 'Nintendo Dual Screen' or 'DS' and a copy of the game 'Dr Kawashima's Brain Training: How Old Is Your Brain?'. So far it is quite simple- Sudoku, speed reading, the works...But it does feel quite satisfying to play. My only complaint now is how difficult it is to hold this infernally small stylus with claws.